What are you getting Dovahkiin for his 6th birthday?

>His parents have only gotten Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls: Online for free in those 6 years
kek

Some fucking sunscreen.

>>383618795

You'd be fucking pissed too if your idiotic parents named you "Dovahkiin".

>>383618941
Fair point.

Some ointment, because he's going to get bullied a shitton

>>383618698
A dragon dildo?

>>383618794
KEK

>>383618698
god he's going to school soon
or already in
I'm so sorry for the poor child

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I named my daughter the same as my name since it's both masculine and feminine.
Did I do good?

>>383620135
What's your name?

>>383618698
therapy.

>>383620250
Alex or Jordan probably

>>383620250
shaniqua johnson

>>383619971
Yeah, should already be attending school at that age.
Can you imagine?

>>383620250
Proculo

>>383619797
The kids eyes scream "help me"

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>>383618794

holy shit

>>383620250
Dongus

An arrow to the knee.

Dohvakiin is only his second name. Literally nobody knows that even, probably.

>>383618794
Elder Scrolls legends as well I think.

>>383618794
Not even Doom and Prey? Goddammit Bethesda.

>>383618698
get him a game that won't turn him into a violent edgelord like most 6 year olds these days.

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>>383618794
>>383618698
They probably changed his name right after fallout 4 was released.

>>383618794
What was the deal again?

>>383618794
If the deal was for Bethesda-published games, they'd have gotten a lot more.

If the deal was for Bethesda-developed games, they would've just gotten Fallout 4 since ESO was a different studio.

Either way you're full of shit.

>>383622289
That's already free.

>>383622667
A lifetime supply of free Bethesda games for naming your baby "Dovahkiin"

>>383618698
"Dova" is kinda cute I guess. Still, what shitty parents.

>>383623039
And the birthdate had to be Skyrim's release date.
>>383623062
It's a boy. I think it's middle (and therefore, the name it goes by) is Thomas.

>>383620250
Sidney.

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>>383618698

Why is he so red?

>>383618698
For the first time in his life, a good game.

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>>383618698

>>383623594
Mexican babies get red for some reason