You may only choose one

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>>383609452
>Wicther
>having to choose

Not how it works, get in line bitches.

>>383609452
I choose to play other game

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>best girl in the game is your daughterfu
JUST

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>>383609452
I choose to go adventuring and do Witcher shit with best daughter.

>>383609452
>Redheaded bitch
>Waifu material with violet eyes
Gee, I wonder...

Why choose either manipulative bitch?

Stay on the Witcher's path. Kill monsters. Fuck any bitch you want to. Play Gwent. Repeat.

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>choosing when neither has a feminine penis

>>383610271
Horrible Mary Sue with ugly chin.
Don't know why but i could never find any woman in W3 attractive. Only Yen to some degree and maybe Shani.

>>383611538
m-muh mary sues
m-muh plot armor

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>>383609452
Easy.

>>383609452
Yen. Obviously.

Fuck them both then dump them

>>383609452
Right.

>>383611867
If you combine all the soldier cock that went in and out of her you could draw the outline of Temeria with it in 1:1 scale.

>>383613198
Temeria doesn't exist anymore old man. It's Redania now.

>>383609452
The wrinkles make her look old as fuck compared to Yen.

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>>383613380
It still does in our hearts.

what a shit game

One of them is voiced by Claudia Black, right? That one

>>383609452
>There are "people" in this thread who would choose Triss over Yenn

Disgusting

>>383613380
MY ARSE IT IS!

>choosing either one
>a slut or an annoying cunt

listen, Geralt isnt some pussy whipped little bitch. he does what he wants when he wants. you cant give him a ball and chain.

>just finished reading The Last Wish
>yen is a complete turbobitch
now I wanna go triss but yen is canon

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VES !

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>>383609452
She.

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>>383613852

>>383613852
>a slut or an annoying cunt

which is which?

>>383614262
JUST

>>383614171
Best girl right here next to shani

>>383614262
>magic's gone

Triss because I love cuddles and not having endless shit-tests

triss hands down.
yen is a hateful cunt and the books dont count

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yenn

>>383609452
None. One's a redhead untermensch, the other is a black haired nigger gook kike mongrel. 1488!

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>>383615265
>roastie

>>383614171
I'm actually a little disappointed Wild Hunt didn't have more Ves. Or Roche, for that matter.

>>383609452
eat both
shit them out together
2 in 1
combo
i get both
mmm

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>>383609452
Yen, no contest. Shani is good too, but not in Witcher 1. She's clingy as fuck and way too eager to settle down with Alvin as adopted spawn

I like Yen as a character and she interesting in the books, but no more than that

Triss is kind of irate

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>>383611671
Defend this!

>>383616243
i like mary sues though

I crafted a Yennefer background on Steam, fate has chosen for me.

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I want to marry Triss!

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>>383609452
yen and geralt are OTP everyone knows this even trisstards

>>383617516
https://steamspecial.com/?id=9RvCds7P
are these legit?

>>383617719
Site's not run by valve but they try to impersonate the steam store page. What do you think.

>>383618672
Yeah I figured it was bs after it gave me the surveys

Triss is a rapist

>>383609452
Triss

>>383618904
>forcing me to have sex with her against my will
Good. Obviously there's something wrong with me

Triss is the best

>>383618904
Who did she rape?

I hope it was a cute barely legal school girl.

>>383613380
>He didn't get the Roache ending

>>383609961
>TW1
>sickly pale half dead looking vampire dude
>TW3
>complete chad
what happened?

>>383620974
>TW1
>returned from the dead amnesiac thrust back into a quest
>TW3
>regained memories and gainz

>>383621116
was working out even a thing back then?

>>383621218
Swinging big motherfucking swords around all day is hard work, anon
Not to mention he carries two them bastards

I choose Keira Metz

> ctr + f "essi"
> no results

You people have shit taste.

>>383621218
Yea, it's not hard to discover.
Oh shit, if I lift this heavy thing over and over I get mad gainz.

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>>383609452
>You may only choose one
E A S I L Y

>>383619079
Geralt when he was 100% fucked up, and she purposefully kept his memories from him so she could claim his dick

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>>383621350
>Swinging big motherfucking swords around
those things are toothpicks

>>383609452
Triss is the better choice for sex and for relationship

>>383621868
Gatsu-san....

>>383617712
>I should tell her about that time I killed the zeugl
He killed one of those when they were both at Aedd Gynvael

>>383621708
> touching that slag after her man rampage across Zerrikania

>>383621882
Why? Yennefer likes doing it on top of a stuffed unicorn

>>383621868
except animu is fucking retarded

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>>383621882

Yennefer is superior in everything and even Triss knows this

>>383622047
Dumb gimmick sex is dumb
Also she's teleport to go see her real Daddy the Emperor afterwards cause she's always busy

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>>383621978
>After her man rampage across Zerrikania
>Zerrikania
Makes me MORE interested anon,after all you can't stop a girl from traveling.

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>>383610271
wish you could fuck her

>>383622228
what is the meaning of this>?!@

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easy choice

>>383622228
DELETE

NOW

>>383615265
ready for bbc

>>383622228
>someone actually took the time to add blacks into the witcher

but why?

>>383622228
Those nog noses are totally wrong

>>383622597
Autism

>>383622662
They are Nubian fellows

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Please lord give me the strength to lift until I'm geraltmode
Just imagine the insane amount of pussy you'd get DAILY looking like this dude

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All bitches are the witcher's bitches. https://www.xvideos.com/video28614361/the_witcher_3_all_sex_scene_mods_ciri_fringilla_anna_iris_etc_

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As we all know, ass>tits.
Yen is ass, Triss is tits.

Therefore, Yen>Triss.
It's simple science, you see.

>ywn hit this tight ass on top of a unicorn

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>>383614262
>>383615265
>>383622410
B A S E D

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>>383622228
> not playing as dark Geralt

>>383614171
LMAO enjoy your sloppy rape seconds

>>383622410
I can't fuking stand her, she looks to much like my flat mates gf

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>>383623308
Let me know if they break up

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>>383622926
> fell for the lifting meme
ehehehe

>>383623387
She is 3 months pregnant
I can't my gf's

>>383623387
Looks nothing alike Yennefer... Same sex and black hair, but nothing else...

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>>383623447
Say what you will my dude, but six months later and I'm getting pretty consistent matches on tinder.
Not every ten seconds, but a solid one or two per day, which is way more than I used to get.

If you're too autistic to be interesting, get swole instead. Geralt's a big fuckin nerd who spends all day making potions and reading books about monsters but he gets hella laid.

>>383623801
>tinder.
hehehe nice meme

>>383623387
Eh, kind of, just the hair really

That said

Long jet black hair and a pretty but resting-bitch-face look is my fucking dream woman

>>383614310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

>>383609452
The one that's not covered in moles. Oh wait.

>>383622926
what routine do I need for Geralt mode

>>383609452
The one that´s not a cunt.

I didn´t play this game yet, but this is a western game so at least of them is a cunt.

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>>383624181
Geralt takes the Witcherverse-equivalent of steroids, so get ready to powerlift.
And take some dance classes. Witcher fighting style is basically dancing with a sword.

>>383623801

You were probably a fat ass. Out of shape men will not get matches no matter how hard they try while men in shape will always get matches no matter what they do to sabotage themselves. All men should be /fit/. If you're an incel virgin and not working out, you deserve to be incel.

>>383620974
>niche rpg based on nwn engine
>AAA rpg we need skyrim audience

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>>383624517
>You were probably a fat ass
I mean yeah. Still am, really. Just more like strongfat these days.

>Out of shape men will not get matches no matter how hard they try
Quit going on /r9k/. Women respond to charisma and ambition.
Having "electrical engineer" listed as your job will get you more women than being /fit/.
If anything, the reason being /fit/ is attractive is because it shows dedication and resolve.

Women aren't just men with vaginas, funny enough. They have their own criteria for judging a mate.

>>383624943
>Women respond to charisma and ambition.

On tinder? Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>383625059
Look these things up, pal. Women use tinder differently than men do. They actually do bother to read profiles.
Yeah sure, Chad might get laid off tinder more often, but when you go out and see some cuckboy with a 9/10 girl, try not to get too mad.
Because I guarantee you that cuckboy's got a band or a degree in visual design or some shit while you sit on /v/ complaining about women.

>>383625330
>Because I guarantee you that cuckboy's got a band or a degree in visual design or some shit while you sit on /v/ complaining about women.

Nah, you're still a fat cuck.

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>>383610271
BEst Girl

>>383623387
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>383621218
>do manual labor outside all day
>muscles gets daily training and you don't sit inside all day
Most people back in the days had good bodies
There were not many that was dyel

>>383623186
tits>ass
Only niggers prefer ass over tits

>>383626056
Is this Tousant ending if Ciri comes as empress?

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>>383626681
>Only niggers prefer ass over tits
t.cumskin: the post

>>383623250
I will

>>383626693
No, looks like model swapping or something. Its not real.

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>>383626863
No, I'm just white

>>383620974
the power of injected money gave him a facelift

>>383626863
what are you doing on 4chan Tyrone? go back to stealing bikes

>>383621624
Geralt isn't a necrophiliac, and neither am I

best girl, that story was great

>>383613380
delete this post immediately

>>383609452
WHO HAS CUTER FEET!?

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>>383627520
>Europoor cumskin confirmed

>>383609452
>crispy redhead or the hunchback of vengerberg
Memes aside Yen is miles above Triss outside of having an objectively inferior ass

>>383626863
What kind of slut shows her ass off like that?

>>383611671
>>383616379
t. Sapkowski

>>383627732
Is that a bad thing, nigger?
Not exactly as if I'm ashamed of my heritage

I've just started the Bloody Baron questline and I'm trying to decide between going with Yen or Lone Witcher ending.
I hear the Lone ending is actually legitimately the best.

>>383628106
Go for Lone Witcher if you
>haven't read the books
>don't really like Yen/Triss
otherwise go for Yen's ending

>>383611285
>feminine
>penis
Next you're gonna tell me it doesn't count and how you're totally not gay.

When I was playing through Witcher 3 for the first time I was a total Trissfag, but these threads have really turned me into a Yennfag recently, not even bullshitting. She's a total qt, though Shani and Phillipa Eilhart are close behind.

>>383629283
>liking Phillipa
for what purpose

Shani a best though

>>383623387
This is that blacked girl isn't it?

>>383621868
Are Berserk cockriders worse than 40K shitposters

>>383623208
>chu offerin you pasty bitch

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>>383629394
Let's be honest, Yennefer definitely got blacked a few times during her time.

>>383629440
are you upset that berserk will always be better than the shity ass witcher?

>>383629658
One has good animation.

>>383629534
Are there even black people in Witcher? The darkest I ever remember anyone getting is the occasional dark-skinned Redanian.

>>383629534
>Closest lookalike to Yennefer ruins body and reputation forever
i want off this timeline

>animefag
ew don't talk to me

>>383629534
Whos she?

>>383629801
the bad guy from tw1 was black, zerakanian or something
then there are the ofir, but I guess they're based on arabs rather than negroids

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>>383629801
Closest to black we get is the brown Ofieri sand mage in Hearts of Stone.

>>383629801
Zerrikanians are arab-tier dark skinned, I'm pretty sure Ofir is a bit darker, so the more south of niilfgard you get, the darker the people get.

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Anyone else fuck the both and end up alone, also Keira got impaled on my play through

>>383630037
Yennefer (Evelyn Claire)

>>383630589
>letting a mage go the guy who is genociding mages
man you're stupid

>>383630589
>"I'm going to go to parlay with Radovid, who is clearly insane and kills everything even slightly magic with fire and torture"
>"I should let my friend do that, there is no way this can go wrong"
wew lad

>>383630713
I let adults make their own choices... I didn't make her go to him

>>383609452
>choosing anything but black hair + blue/violet eyes

>>383630812
>I let my friend kill herself because she's an adult and can make her own choices

>>383631905
Yea, I let Geralt kill her himself.

>>383627520

>niggers like ass
>argentina is blue
>argentina is white confirmed

>>383609452
Also, Jennifer is literally the ugliest girl in the game, even some random peasant women look better than that slag. If you chose her, you're wrong and I don't respect you.

>>383632140
>choosing a woman based solely on her appearance
Hello, 15-year-old.

>>383632308
It's a video game, literally nothing else matters.

>>383632140
Objectively wrong and shit taste.

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>>383609452
Hard choice.

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>>383633712
w-what is she doing there?

>>383633806
Just polishing her sword.

>>383633806
Gotta keep that sword clean, anon

>>383632803
Also, also:
>Triss living like a bum
>risking her life, cleaning up rat shit and whatnot so she can save other mages from genocide
>while Jennifer sipping wine and living the high life with the fucking king, not a care in the world
Yea. ''Objectively''.

>>383634318
Who gives a fuck about some random mages?

Yen risking her life to find Ciri and get the family back together.

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>>383627598
>>383627934