SHE HAS SPOKEN

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APOLOGIZE

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This is a Squid sister thread

No 'Off the hook' posts allowed

>>383596523
This art is disgusting

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When will pineapples go extinct like humans?

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>>383596562

Pineapple is a perfectly acceptable pizza topping

The world could reject my love for all I care, pineapple on pizza is perfectly acceptable.

>>383596808
>themanwithnotaste.jpeg

>>383596808
It's really not

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>>383596402
Europe knew that pineaapple didn't belong on pizza

>>383596402
>Pineapple-FREE pizza
Damn /v/ you illiterate as fuck

>>383596402
>she complains that Agent 3 smelled bad and had terrible hygiene

>hurts just a little.jpg

>>383596808
>>383596861
OCTARIANS LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

SPREAD THE WORD

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>>383596808

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>>383596808

>>383596943
Pineapple-free means no pineapple, you dumbass.

>>383596940
How can Callie always be so right?

>>383596879
>>383596891
>>383596972
>>383597015
>>383597036
Sometimes I wonder how /v/ developed such shit taste.

>>383597119
Reddit

Hello guys, is Gorgonzola-Maple Syrup a legit pizza topping? I ate it in Japan and it was nice.

NO

PINEAPPLE

ON

PIZZA

You disgusting fucks

>>383597119
i know, who eats pineapple on pizza?

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There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.

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>>383596940

Anyone who doesn't like pineapple on pizza is a confirmed baby bitch. Why don't you whine to your mommies about cutting the crust off your PB&J while you're at it? Fucking checkmate.

>>383597369
>>383596940
>waaah pizza and fruit don't mix
So do people just forget that tomatoes are a fucking fruit?

>>383596598
Pineapples are delicious, just not on certain things. On a ham or in an upside down cake? Fantastic. I've never tried it on pizza, but I'm a boring piece of shit who prefers plain pizza so what do I know.

>>383597446
Honorary vegetable son.

>>383597536
>T-That doesn't count.

>>383596940

Being anti-pineapple is a literal Reddit/funnyjunk meme and if you buy into it, you're no better than they are.

For fuck's sake, the only argument I've ever head against it (fruit doesn't belong on pizza) is not just a logical fallacy, it's also ignoring the fact that tomato sauce is made from a fucking fruit.

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People who don't like pineapple on pizza are probably the same people who take pickles off their hamburgers.

Fucking tasteless savages.

>>383596402
And that's why she's worst squid.

>>383597593
>arguing with a fictional character

Squids don't know what fruits are you fucking retard

>>383597536
>>383597593
That literally means nothing, fucking off yourselves.

>>383596402
I like pizza without cheese.
Broccoli works well on pizza too i've found.

Onions, Broccoli, Olives, Spinach, Jalapenos, Chilli Flakes, on a Tomato sauce base. No Cheese. That's some good pizza right there.

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>>383596808

>>383597449

Pineapple usually goes with ham on pizza. In my experience, it just adds sweetness and juiciness to the slices, but the sweetness is balanced out by the salt on the ham.

If you don't like it, whatever, but people have legitimately said I don't have a sense of taste just because I like it.

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>All these disgusting pineapple-fags

Everyone knows mushroom is the superior topping

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>best waifu
>worst pizza taste
What do I do guys

>>383597783
Because it's true

>>383597746
Pizza without cheese is like a hamburger without a meat patty. Yes I fucking used a food analogy in a /v/ topic about food, sue me.

ummmmmmmmm gemme a pineappleless pizza and a 2 ltr coke

>>383597173
Idk about maple syrup but gorgonzola on pizza is pretty good

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>>383597624
>mfw I was out with a girl and she said 'oops I forgot to say no pickles' and then took off the pickles from her burger

She didn't know who David Bowie was and hadn't seen LOTR, so noped out of there.

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>>383596808
Eat this
>>383597820
Keep the waifu, just order a pizza with half of it pineapple.
There you can both have your toppings

>>383597792
My wigger.

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Enough of this faggot pizza shit. How does /v/ like their steak?

>>383597624
>ruining ground beef with a pickle

do you also put a pickle on your steak faggot?

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>people crying about sweet and salty foods being mixed together
>oh but chocolate pretzels are okay

>>383597939
I don't eat steak

>>383597783
That's fine. Like I said, I like my pizza plain and boring cause I just like enjoying the dough sauce and cheese. I can just see how some would dislike the idea of pineapple on pizza, as I can see why people would like it.

Now anchovies on pizza, that's just fucking disgusting.

>>383596808
I agree 100%. If people can enjoy ranch dressing on pizza I can enjoy pineapples on pizza.

>>383597939
Well done. Fuck you.

>>383597746
>I like pizza without cheese.
I, too, enjoy bread.

>>383597939
medium is true neutral

>>383597939
Medium and Medium Rare are the only acceptable choices.

>>383597939
why is there a massive gap between medium and medium rare where the correct answer should be

>>383597792
My African American sibling. Sausage and mushroom is my life.

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You guys are fucking cancer.

All the cheesy and sauciness and spices of a pizza make your fucking mouth get all dry and shit. Pineapples are there to refresh your mouth with a single bite, and it doesn't even interfere with the damn taste.

Only redditor faggots hate pineapples on pizza.

>>383596940
Europe is butthurt because they have no way of getting fresh pineapple

>>383597939
Well done, please

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>>383597939
I've only ever ordered medium rare because I'm scared of wasting money on a type that I may not like.

>>383597939
With ketchup

>>383597969
Pinapple is sweet and SOUR
That's what ruins it the most
Tomato sauce itself is kinda sweet so that's not the problem

>>383598023
Bread's pretty good desu.
Ever tried garlic bread with chilli sauce?
Top tier.

>>383597624
Nah son pickles are a godsend to any sandwich like formation which is why I never go without them and jalapeños when I go to subway. Pineapples on pizza are the work of Satan.

>>383598052
Pineapple Pizza is literally the most reddit thing, the fuck are you talking about.

And if a pizza makes your mouth dry then you're eating a shit pizza. A good, hell, even a decent pizza will never do that.

>>383597939
>eating raw meat
>not wanting to chew on it for all eternity
This is why no one takes culinary faggots seriously

>>383597939
Medium well. I don't like my meat bleeding and mooing. I used to go medium but places around here don't cook it enough at medium so medium well. Especially if I'm in a rare (har har) mood for prime rib. Just doesn't taste done enough for me at anything but medium well or even well.

>>383598052
have you heard of this neat thing called water?

>>383597939
I do not eat meat products so Segmentation Fault.

>>383597969
It's because when people think about pineapple pizza, they think of a shitload of it on the pizza instead of considering the balance of the two, like the chocolate pretzels.

>>383597939
Medium rare, like a fucking man. Anything more cooked than medium rare is for women and children.

>>383597939
Anyone who doesn't pick either medium or medium rare probably also thinks that traps aren't gay.

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True patrician pizza toppings are banana and curry.

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If you put the following on pizza, kill yourself:

>Mushrooms
>Anchovies
>Tomato Slices (You already have tomato sauce, fuck off you retarded fuck.)
>Red Peppers (Green are fine.)
>Jalapenos
>Onions

>>383596650
Bigger plz

>>383597369
>let's just go for chips next time

I'm gonna be reading all of Callie's dialogue in a britbong accent because of this.

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>>383598183
>I do not eat meat products

>>383597969
Because pretzels are like crackers, and they have a unique taste that goes well with everything, you faggot

>>383597939
I'll have mine RAW

Chicken and Pineapple are great.

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>>383598159
>having to take a break out of the pizza and put the grease stained lips on the cup which you then have to wash thoroughly because of your degeneracy

Pineapple Pizza is just better

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/Olive/ master race

>>383598252
>the only acceptable topping is pepperoni
just wait until your taste buds develop kid

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>>383598257
>Callie with a Britbong accent
Yes please

>>383597939

I eat it Blue

>>383598252
>not liking mushrooms on pizza
That's like the only thing they compliment.

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New Yorker here. Pizza is supposed to be a savory dish. The sweetness of the pineapple does not belong at all. The ideal toppings are mushrooms, onions and pepperoni.

>>383598252
>hating of red peppers

bro you need to kill yourself as fast as possible.

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>>383598362
Are there actual retards on this earth that don't alternate between eating and drinking repeatedly?

>>383597914
You're a faggot. Unless she was an outright bitch.

>>383598362
>that image
its nice knowing pineapple pizza is for father disappointing degenerates. Please kill yourself

>>383598449
How is blue rare steak?
I've always wanted to try it, but it seems too over the top.

>>383597449
>Ruining delicious animal products with disgusting fruits
kys

>>383598460
Personally I hate mushrooms in general. Not a fan of how they feel in my mouth.

>>383598362
s-source

>>383596402
what a surprise. the worst girl bland pleb choice hates patrician food.

R8 my preferred toppings on a pizza:
>Ham
>Pepperoni
>Chicken
>Hot sauce
>Sausage
>Beef

>>383598460
Mushrooms are amazing with stir fry.

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Who here /no tomato sauce/ on pizza?
Good shit, olives, mushrooms
Sometimes even pickles

>>383598387
>Pepperoni
Yeah. If you exclude:
>Ground beef
>Ham
>Bacon
>Pineapple
>Green Peppers
>Sausage
>Chicken
>Steak strips
>Salami

>>383598479
Red peppers are for literal homosexuals.

>>383598475
>New Yorker has retard taste
Stop the presses.

>>383598567
That's a different story then.

>>383598253

I can't, I had to pay $600 bucks on fixing my car so I am trying to pay that back before the next poll "Which monster movie is better: The Blob or Attack of the 50 foot Woman"

That one was "What is better, eating out or working out" where the poll was tied at 304 votes for each side at the cutoff period

>>383598505
She was just boring as fuck and had no personality. I had to keep carrying conversations every time we spent time together. We were just not compatible in any way besides Korean movies cause she was Korean. Even then I knew more about em.

>>383596879
if he had no taste he wouldn't fucking care what was on it retard.

>>383598460

Mushrooms only add texture to a pizza, their contribution to flavor doesn't exist.

Mushrooms are a meme topping.

>>383596562
Just like the original.

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>>383598526
Pineapples are still patrician

>>383598539

Chewy, Messy and Tasty. Like a Meat fruit gusher

>>383598614
>Who here /no tomato sauce/ on pizza?
Cheesy bread?

>>383596402
>tfw bbq sauce instead of tomato
>tfw onion tomato peperroni bacon anchovies mushrooms and bannana peppers
>tfw side of blue cheese

feels fucking good man

>>383598252
Nothing wrong with Jalapenos or even Onions (as long as thr pizza is a Supreme pizza)

Brazilian grilled pineapple is the shit

Order a thin crust pineapple and jalapeno pizza from dominoes before you talk. It's the dankest.

>>383598614
>no tomato sauce on pizza
What the actual fuck.

>>383597939
Well done is the only choice, I don't want to get a disease

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I prefer mayonnaise on my pizza.

>>383598614
Enjoy your dry pizza faggot.

>>383598783
>>383598775
You disgust me.

>>383598775
>side of blue cheese
Ah, a fellow patrician.

>>383598689
mushrooms actually taste like mushrooms. try eating something other than domino's or whatever.

>>383598617
>putting meat on pizza
Just get a sandwich.

>>383598617
>New Yorker has retard taste
Motherfucker we invented pizza.

I can't stand mushrooms. They're disgusting little sponges. There's only one place, Villa Pizza in the local mall, with mushrooms I actually like. I don't know what dark arts magic they use on them but they taste nothing like mushrooms and are delicious.

>>383598775
I love bbq pork/beef pizza. Just the bbq the meat and the cheese on dough. Fucking delicious.

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m-marie

>>383596402
Pineapple is no more disgusting on pizza than pepperoni.

>>383597939
Medium Rare.
Rarefags are in the same camp as that guy that only drinks IPAs. I get not wanting to look like a pleb who eats well done steaks and drinks bud light, but you went too far in the opposite direction and now you just come across like a middle schooler wearing a suit and tie.

What are you a fucking nip?

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>>383598614
>no tomato sauce
You faggots are worse than the "no cheese" retards.

>>383598756
Tastes better anyways

>>383598689
Same with Olives. Adds no taste, but it looks pretty good on a pizza.

>>383598918
Incorrect.

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>>383597939
>go to a restaurant and order medium rare
>it's medium
>"But it's pink on the inside, sir!"
people like this should have their licenses revoked

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>>383598821
Now here's a true patrician, right here

>>383596402
>i get my food opinions from facebook
my pre order would be cancelled if i was dumb enough to pre order video games in the [current year].

>>383597624
Jesus christ you act like Pineapple Pizza is as normal as Pickles on a cheeseburger.

>>383598821
>egg bread

>>383598257

Nice

>>383598965
Let me expand. Both pepperoni and pineapple are fucking disgusting. Tomato slices any day.

>>383598183
Is this is an Ulillillia post?

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>>383598912
>she also treats her fans like shit
marie fags btfo

>>383597939
well done, obviously.

Is anyone else here a boring fuck like me and enjoys pizza margherita? It has the sweetness of pineapples on a pizza but it actually incorporates that flavor into the sauce instead of just slapping a gay little fruit onto it.

>>383599069
They're probably into that.

>>383598892
Fuck off, vegetarian.

>>383598896
>I don't have shit taste because someone where I live had okay taste.

>>383599019
It is?

>>383598896
lol

>>383598956
this retard can't taste olives. that's even worst than claiming you can't taste mushrooms.

>>383599064
what's the point? i guess you're adding more moisture, but you're also just putting tomato on tomato.

>>383598795
>literally forcing /v/ to eat a sweet and spicy abomination

These are 2 extremes that should never be met while eating pizza.

pineapple on pizza is the kind of thing that should be disgusting but is delicious

>>383599064
Tomato slices are the fucking worst, man. I can't stand having them on anything because all I would ever taste is the tomato. It overpowers the rest of the sandwich. Use basil or something.

>>383596808
jesus christ this is enough internet for the day

>if you like well done steak
>if you dislike pineapple pizza
Leave /v/

>>383599121
>It is?
The fuck it is.
You rarely see pineapple pizza in the wild but pickles are a standard at most fast food restaurant.

>>383599235
If your plate doesn't look like a murder scene after eating a steak then you're doing it wrong.

Okay /v/
Pepsi or coke?
Chocolate or vanilla?
Apples or bananas?
Cool ranch or nacho cheese?

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Marie worst ink girl confirmed?

I used to be on the pineapple hate train until I actually tried it.

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Unusual toppings are alright, but not even fucking Michelangelo would use pineapple.

Never tried pineapple on pizza but it doesn't sound too bad.

But I also fucking hate tomato products and only ever eat pizza with a white sauce.

>>383599103
I just like plain but I'd probably like margherita too. I just prefer cheese and sauce.

>>383597792
Anchovies are better but i agree with your opinion.

>>383599151
I like veggie pizza. Tomato slices, broccoli, olives, peppers, mushrooms (not a plant but yeah), etc. The tomato slices add a sort of a meaty texture. You bite in and you get that satisfying sink. And opposed to tomato sauce you get the lighter zingy flavor of the flesh.

>>383599336
Coke
Chocolate
Apples
Neither, Sweet Chili Heat master race

>>383599273
I see it all the time.

t. Fucking LEAF

>>383598940
lactose intolerant.
no-cheese pizza FTW.
not shitting my guts out for two hours FTW.

>>383598252
>he hates Jalapenos
kys pineapple fag

>>383597939
Well done, like the name says.

>>383599336

I always found Pepsi more satisfying even though everyone bought into the Coke meme. Coke had more of an aftertaste to me.

Vanilla, Nanners and IDC because I don't eat Doritos and never have but prob Nacho Cheese since I don't like Ranch.

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What about green olives on pizza?

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>Meatball Pizza master race.

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>>383596402
As long as there ain't no bones in it then fair game.

>>383599336
Coke
Vanilla
Banana
Cheese

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>mfw

>>383599413
I'm lactose intolerant and I can eat pizza just fine. Most cheeses don't have much lactose.

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You fuckers at least put shrimp in your pizza right?

>>383597939
Medium Rare true master race.

>>383599503
Everyone knows kalamata olives are superior

>>383599409
>canucks aren't normal
What else is new.

>>383599336
Coke
Chocolate
Bananas
Nacho Cheese

I wish Vanilla Coke was easier to come by up North.

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>>383599606

>>383599551
best boy has best taste

As a man who has tried many variations of pineapple pizza - both with and without a combination of other toppings - throughout every stage of his life, I can safely confirm that pineapple does not belong on pizza.

If you enjoy it, kudos to you, but how do you live with yourself knowing you were born less than human?

>>383596940
Muslims don't know what pineapple is so it doesn't really count.

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Have you washed your squid today?

>>383598994
captianamericaunderstandingareference.webm

>>383597616
Pineapple is sweet
You don't mix sweet and savory, they are on two opposite ends of the spectrum for taste.
You ESPECIALLY don't put sweet, salty, and savory all on the same pallet.

>>383599735
Its popular in Japan.

>>383599019
Because it is

>not liking pineapple on pizza
God forbid Amerifats actually have something healthy on their grease covered bread.

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>>383597943
>do you also put a pickle on your steak faggot?
Wouldn't that just be high quality meatball?

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>>383599606
>shrimp on pizza
You fucking what

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>>383599606
>Japanese put sweet corn on their pizza
>mfw it's not bad

>>383599606
Asians get out

>>383599551
No matter how much people complain about it, it'll never go away. There is no escape from pineapple pizza. It shall live until the end of time, no matter how many detractors of it there are. long live pineapple pizza

>>383599841

Are you retarded

>>383597939
As rare as possible

>>383599783
As someone that works at a pizza place, chicken-pineapple pizza, beef-pineapple pizza, and bbq pineapple pizza is what all the mudslimes order.

>>383597939
>not eating steak tartare
Plebs

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>>383599768
Au contraire - it is you who is sub-human.

>>383596402
>le pineapple on le pizza xd
nintendo back at it again with the memes

>>383599527
>People who like sausage, but also like being special

>>383599864
It's a fucking pizza you retard. If you're eating it to be healthy then you already fucked up.

Also, adding a couple of slices of pineapple to a pizza isn't going to make its nutritional content skyrocket you fuck.

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>>383599926
So like this?

>>383599565
Mozzarella is a "fresh" cheese. It's less lactose than milk but still fucks me up, especially the fake mozzarella, which is even more fresh, used by most Pizza places.

I can eat cheddar all day, though, but I doubt cheddar would go well with pizza.

>>383596402
I hate this dumb fucking meme. It's on the same level as Chuck Norris jokes.

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>>383599841
>You don't mix sweet and savory,
I want everyone in this thread to look at this man.

Imagine being this retarded when it comes to food and then speaking as if you have any authority

>>383599913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM6LRgcGC8I

>>383599841
You do realize Sweet & Sour is a popular sauce, right?

>>383596402
>reminder that pineapple on your pizza is the ultimate pizza redpill
>reminder that only bluepilled pizza cucks disagree

>>383599978
Try Lactaid pills, my dude. They help me enjoy ice cream.

>>383599841

BBQ sauce
Sweet & Sour Chinese Food
Peanut Butter & Fucking Jelly

>>383600037
>sour is savory
Wrong

Sweet
Salty
Savory
Sour
Spicy

Those are the 5 categories of flavor

>>383599972
Your going to disappoint your future children with that high caliber joke one day

So it really is children who dislike pineapple on pizza

>>383597446
It's not a culinary fruit

>>383596808
>>383596808

Hawaiian is my favorite. Get fucked baby-taste-buds

>>383600093
>BBQ sauce
Shit
>Sweet and sour
Sour isn't savory, it's sour
>Peanut butter
Salty, not savory

I have never actually met anyone who likes pinapple pizza that wasn't gay or a girl. Considering /v/ loves traps and pineapple pizza, it now all connects. Everything makes sense.

You're all fucking faggots. Degenerates, leave.

>>383599810
Hey... waitaminute

>>383600114
forgot BITTER

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AAAAAAHHHHHH
im so fucking sick of this shit, pineapple pizza is such a retarded normie "argument", nobody fucking cares, people just wanna be so fucking cute with their pineapple or no pineapple memes

>>383600114

>not calling it umami

how are you supposed to sound pretentious now?

>>383600250
The only person I know that likes pineapple pizza is the fakest person I know.

>>383600293
You're a meme

>>383600075
Icbf to even wear my glasses, so I'm definitely not going to be fucked to have to carry pills around with me just so I can eat dairy products that I really don't give a fuck about eating in the first place.

>>383600270
Ah yea, knew there was one and I felt like it was 6 but I couldn't remember the last one.

>>383597792
my wanna be black boy from a rich jewish town

>>383600370

spicy isn't a flavor

>>383596808
Gotta be with ham or I can't approve

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>>383599336
Coke
both
both
both

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>>383600336
UMAIIIII

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>>383596402
>barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple is 10/10
look at all these fags that have never ventured beyond pepperoni or ((((cheese))))

>>383598252
That sounds like a good combination of toppings honestly.

>>383600250
>tfw gay
>like pineapple

No joke but you might be on to something

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>>383600061
nah man. dipping in ranch is the real pizza redpill

seriously, ranch is fucking awful and I don't use it for anything else. I don't understand it, but somehow dipping pizza in it is the best shit ever.

>>383600447
Yes it is, just as salty is.
If your tolerance to spice is so dogshit that all of it just burns to you, then I feel bad for your lack of taste.

>>383600250
Maybe you need to meet more people

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I've never tried pineapple on pizza just because it sounds like it shouldn't work

don't wanna waste a perfectly good pizza by giving it a chance

>>383598775
that's not pizza, that's hipster flatbread

>>383600356
That's cool I guess. I just have em in the house usually.

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rate my breakfast bros

>>383600250
>i have never left my house
sounds about right

>>383600250
I lift and I look like freaking Bane and I like pineapple pizza

>>383600584
Try it but makes sure the pineapple is put on after you cook it

>>383599336
Coke
Chocolate
Apples
Nacho Cheese

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Tuna, blue cheese, champignon & jalapeños are the true patrician toppings.

>>383600687
Oh shit I'm sorry

>>383600625
would wipe with a towel and pick them shits off

>>383600740
i miss ulillillia

>>383600625
disgusting/10
too many pepperoni's

>>383600625
dab that shit with a paper towel jesus christ

grease mountain

>>383600567

name something that is pure 'spicy' then

>>383600625
disgusting

>>383596808
Americans would get triggered by coming to germany since Pizza Hawaii is probably one of the most popular ones.

>>383600785
Curry

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>>383600687

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>>383600625
>pizza
>For breakfast

>>383600801

Isn't that Haram?

>>383597446
I do love me some Hawaiian pizza, but you're wrong.
Tomatoes are vegetables

Food posting is the best kind of posting.

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>>383600625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd4PI1kbINI

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>>383599336
They both suck but Coke's got this shitty aftertaste to me and Pepsi doesn't, so I guess Pepsi gets this one.
Chocolate
Bananas taste better but leave my mouth feeling all itchy and shit, and apples are also good but don't do anything weird.
Nacho cheese.

>>383599336
Coke
Chocolate Vanilla Swirl
Apples
Nacho Cheese

>>383600567
he's right. spicy isn't a flavor, it's a feeling. you're feeling your mouth burn. same with how menthol does the opposite. neither is something you taste. Things like black pepper and hot sauce have their own flavor, but some sauces only add spice and no flavor at all.

it's also why your eyes are equally capable of experiencing the spiciness.

>>383600921
For a food thread, there sure is a distinct lack of food analogies.

>>383597939
>eat well done steak
bretty gud, no problems
>eat medium steak
juicy and delicious. Insanely chewy but the flavor is incredible
>ask for a burger at a restaurant, order it medium rare because my dad (who is also a chef and insanely critical of food that isn't made by him) was staring me down and he always orders his meat medium rare
Tastes pretty great. Go home and end up getting the shits real bad. I did it 2 more times with the same result.

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>>383600831
>tfw your mother is turning into Lidia
I don't want to hate her.

>>383600205

Salty is savory you fucking moron. Savory encompasses spicy and salty.

>>383599336
Pepsi
Chocolate
Bananas
Cool Ranch

>>383596402
Who says that? Does pizza in the future always include pineapple ?

>>383600831
lunch AND dinner

>>383600584
it's good and don't listen to anon the pineapple needs to be hot. there's a reason why pineapple is one of the fruit people grill.

>>383597446
>putting tomatoes on a pizza either
yeah why don't you top those off with some potato slices, anchovies and roasted zucchini, faggot

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I put pickles on my pizza.

>>383600664
But you're still a faggot

>>383600625
I could make better with hot dogs, mozzarella, pizza sauce, and roti t b q h

>>383601068
I think they were just going for the ebin maymay

>>383601029
Google something before just making shit up, anon.

>>383597939
Medium Rare. The better question is what does /v/ do if someone want's it well done?

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>>383599336
Mountain Dew
Vanilla
Apples
Nacho cheese

>>383600625
10/10

>>383601109
I bet you also use Pinterest

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>>383601135

>>383601027
>tfw your mom was always a paranoid and angry person
>tfw you're just a fat, non-tough guy version of Tony

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>>383601090
>warm pineapple

>>383600664
Bald, ripped guys are usually closeted homos.

See: /fit/

>>383601135

Reported you sicko

Can we all agree at least that well done is the best way to have a steak?

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>>383600567
Eh, I have to agree. Spicy isn't a taste. And I say that as someone that regularlyuses pic related.

>>383599336
Coke
Vanilla generally
Apple
Fuck doritos

>>383600952
heh you sound like a pussy with a weak ass mouth

>>383601274
your mother didn't raise you to be such a retard

>>383601274
You missed the exit to flavortown

Post your favorite pizza toppings. I always get Bacon and Pepperroni then top it with sriracha sauce.

>>383600664
>lift and look like a meme villain
>suddenly exempt from being a faggot

Alright.

>>383597616
>Being anti-pineapple is a literal Reddit/funnyjunk meme
do you not see the irony of talking down to people who spam uncreative memes and references, while the very condemnation of those people itself is a meme and reference, making you no better than them? Every time you apply "reddit" as an adjective you are perpetuating yet another extremely lame meme that makes no sense (nobody can define "reddit humor" they literally call everything a fucking reddit meme if /v/ doesn't like it or it gets too popular)

>>383601146
the correct answer is do nothing and let them enjoy their incorrectly made food

>>383596486
why would I listen to some twat's opinions on pizza toppings, it's not like he's a well-respected chef

>>383601109
I think everyone else in the thread can agree that this guy needs to be taken to the nut house.

>>383601143
>sa·vor·y1
ˈsāv(ə)rē/Submit
adjective
1.
(of food) belonging to the category that is salty or spicy rather than sweet.
>Savoriness (also spelled savouriness) is a quality of food that deals with a rich, salty flavor, as contrasted with sweetness, which is a sugary flavor. Savory foods include potato chips, cheeseburgers, tacos and pizza, while excluding foods like cinnamon rolls or lollipops.
>savory
Something savory is full of flavor, delicious and tasty — usually something that someone has cooked. In the world of cuisine, savory is also often used to mean the opposite of sweet, or salty.

Now come back with your hurrr it doesn't mean anything, anyone can edit anything on the internet, here's my anecdotal evidence!

>>383601274
>yummy yummy shoe leather mmm

>>383599336
Coke with a splash of cum & gin
Cookies & Cream
Banana flavored fuckhuge popsicles
Sweet Chili but I really only buy jalapeno chips

>>383601374
Ham and pineapple and i top it with pineapple juice

>>383597939
>there are still people who think the red liquid from cuts of meat prior to cooking is blood
it's literally the reason my dad gets well-done all the time no matter how much I explain it

I dont know why people complain about the pineapple when its that disgusting ham(Canadian Bacon) bullshit that they put on it

>>383601374
I like macaroni, bacon, and jalapenos on my pizza

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>>383601228
Did he say warm, faggot? I bet you think hot apples are bad too.

>>383598304
Every taste is unique you retard. Pineapple has a unique taste that goes with everything

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>>383601042
My nigg

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>>383601474
>macaroni

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>>383599103
>empty pizza
>fucking EMPTY pizza
What is wrong with you?

>>383597616
Here is the true argument against it:

It drowns out the rest of the pizza. It doesn't taste good.

>>383601417
>let's just cite webster instead of scientists.

How embarrassing.

>>383599336
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Dark Chocolate
Apples(Green)
Spicier Nacho
fuck you, nigger

>>383601471
Because fruits and vegetables are like hella yucky bro eww. Dino tendiez 4 lyfe ride or die homie

>>383601539
>Having a fruit that feels weird in contrast to a ham pizza
Neck yourself

>>383601374
Banana peppers and crumbled feta cheese

>>383600574
>>383600643
>>383600664
Note than none of you or any other pineapplefags denied being gay.

I rest my case.

>>383601340
>>383601349
>>383601418
t. underage children with no taste

>>383596402
Pineapple pizza is superior to all other pizza.

Dumb slut doesn't know what she's talking about.

>>383597446
Tomatoes are only good when cooked thoroughly. Otherwise, they're slimy, powdery, seedy and disgusting and they taste like vomit.

>>383597157
Shut the fuck up. Use more than 1% of your fucking brain and come up with an original insult for fuck's sake.

If someone acts like they are intelligent in any way, but uses "[external site we don't like right now]" as an adjective insult, their opinions and posts can be instantly discarded.

>muh tumblr boogeyman
>muh 8chn boogeyman
>muh reddit boogeyman

like i don't care if you shitpost like a retard but try coming up with your own original thoughts. please

>Try something called a taco pizza
>Godtier toppings
>Company that makes it has Cardboard tier bread

Truly disappointing.

>>383601656
t. eats his steak well done and with ketchup

>>383601639
>waaah my pizza toppings FEEL weird

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>>383601675
I hope you just mean as a pizza topping, because a sub sandwich without fresh, juicy tomatoes is like a wagon without wheels.

>>383599882
Id try it

>>383601414
He is, actually.

>>383601749
I eat mine well done with steak sauce

>>383601656
I bet you put ketchup on your French fries.

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>>383601749
Ketchup with steak is patrician as fuck

Only plebs dislike it.

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To be fair, pineapple on pizza isn't the worst.

>>383601595

Sweet & Savory have colloquial meanings outside of the 6 categorizations.

>>383597157

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "REDDIT THIS, REDDIT THAT, PROBABLY REDDIT BE REDDITING, HERE'S A PIC OF RICK AND MORTY BY REDDIT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the video games section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces

>>383601813
I can live with that at least.

Trump eats his steak well done with ketchup.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER

This is the only /v/ approved snack while gaymin

>>383597939
Medium if it's a fatty steak like Rib Eye. Any non-fatty steak I have medium rare.

>>383601656
yeah man only true patrish alt-bros like us "get" that chewy sinewy texture
just can't pass it up B

>muh redditroni...

fuck off the_donald

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>>383601636
nothing better than that wit my kid cuizine and the chocolate pudding home boi

>>383601813
I don't need sauce on mine. I don't cook it til it's flavorless