here's your controller bro

>>383587560
I want one tbqh

>>383587560
Is the touchpad directly on the slime's butt?

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>The same country that bitched about the size of the HUEG controller made this monstrosity

>>383587779
More like you're fondling its nuts.

>>383587560
that looks comfortable

>>383587560
Holy shit that's cute as fuck. Wait, didn't they make one for the ps2 also?

>big brother had one for our PS2
>Neither of us had ever played Dragon Quest
>He just liked Akira toriyamas art
>Never let me use it
To be fair I was a faggot who thrashed shit in vidya rage when I was little, but it was such a tantalizing forbidden fruit

>>383587779
you can press it

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here's your controller bro

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>>383587560
>here's your controller, big guy

The round slime body looks like it would be somewhat comfortable to hold. Has anyone actually used one? Is it like trying to hold an original xbox controller or does it seem like human hands were considered in the design process?

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ready to jam bro ?

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Here's your controller, bro.

>>383588168
>not using the thumbsticks to give your 7 year old dick a paizuri

cmon man step ya game up

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>>383588168
I want the Regina one.

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Here bro, you can be second player

>>383588443
I've always wanted to see what one of these boomerangs felt like to use.

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Here's your controller, bro. We're playing Mario Party!

>>383588278
looks like it's about as comfortable as palming half a basketball for a few hours unless the underside squishily conforms to your hand or something.

>>383588740
grab a banana

>>383588740
Same. They might actually be comfy.

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Here is your controller bro.

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>>383587560

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Here's your controller, bro!

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>>383588740
The word is we missed out on one of the most ergonomic controllers ever made.

>>383588769
I bet you could get some sick spin speeds with this badboy
Without fucking up your palms too

>>383589096
looks like a puppy

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Here's your controller Bro. It's nothin to fuck with

>>383589096

>literally the same shape and size as a gamecube controller, the greatest controller of the early 2000s, without the awkward c-stick

nintendo knew what they were doing with this thing

>>383589096
>>383589096
how do I play fighting games on this thing

>>383589098
Damn.>>383589181

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>>383588407
>tfw I used to play frets on fire like this

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>It's back

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>>383588168
>if only all women were this easy to handle!

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Ready to DM bro?

>>383587560

>mouth is downwards so you can fuck the slimes mouth while you fondle its bits

silly nippers

>>383587835
what games let me fondle a slime's nuts?

>>383589096
>console that can only run shitty platformers is released without a decent DPAD
good call Nintendo!

>>383587560
I have a blue and gold slime versions of this. They aren't that bad. They work better as decorations on their stands though.

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Pick one broseph

>>383589414
>gamecube controller
>the greatest controller of the early 2000s

way to misspell dualshock 2

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>>383589294

No this

>>383588168
i honestly can't tell if this is real or just transformation porn

>>383588923
About as ergonomic as the original Gamecube controller.

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q

>>383589096
Every time I take this piece of shit into my hand I wish I shelled out for a pro-controller.

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>>383590181
>this is my fetish ;_;

>>383589026
I wish a nigga would

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here you go friend!

>>383588740
Not sure how true but I hear the industry members who got to try one said it's actually extremely comfortable but the internet meme'd it to hell because of how funny it looks so they axed it. Unfortunate.

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Is this a tumour bro?

>>383589026
This always gets posted with the same "funny" text but it's actually a good controller for driving games. I mean it's better than using a normal controller, worse than using pedals+wheel.

>>383590310

jesus christ look at this garbage

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>>383590027
That's interesting but you can't use the left side buttons/d-pad. I always wondered how hard it is to master one of these. You can seemingly access every input pretty well with just one hand. Not sure if it's harder to use or just different to use which makes it hard because you have to overwrite your earlier muscle memory.

>>383590713
it's terminal anon, I'm sorry.

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>>383587560

>>383591260
DUDE

>>383589965
hello, manlet

>>383589661
>tfw someone else on /v/ knows what frets on fire is

>>383590314
>>383590314

>pro controller

just get a third party bluetooth enable controller that is compatible. The Switch's Pro Controllers' D-Pad sinks in. As in it doesn't have a ball pivot in the center preventing you from pushing it down like a giant button.

>>383588278
i have one. i used to play guilty gear xx: midnight carnival with it. was remarkably comfortable since it just sort of rested in your hands. outside wasn't hard plastic, but a soft rubber coating. sadly, that soft rubber started to biodegrade and became extremely sticky after about 10 years, but i have fond memories of using it.

>>383591446
Add another 1 to that.

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>>383589098

>>383593148
That would probably make an interesting fuck chair.

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>>383591681

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Boт вaш кoнтpoллep мoй бpaт

>>383593274

it would be an uncomfortable as fuck chair

>>383588734

I unironically loved this controller. It fit my hands perfectly and I had access to all buttons at all times.

>>383593537

That's fucken H A R D C O R E

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>>383593418

>>383593274
>fucking a chair

>>383589294
My friend has one of these. Its actually pretty neat. I would never use it online over keyboard and mouse or 1st party console controllers but its kind of fun to use for 5 minutes in single player.

>>383593537
Why?

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Bro can you pass me that wire

>>383593537
>when you're controller turns into a snowski and flies away

>>383591446
Here too.

>>383593787
I have one. Lack of supported games killed it (unless you count mapping it to keyboard/joystick buttons which is awful).

Source engine supported it for a little while. I would be surprised if it still works today.

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>>383593872

>>383593815
Disabled people apparently.

>>383594037
I unironically prefer this over wireless.

>>383594037
how do you not end up like that? I fucking hate wires

>>383591446
I modded it to look like guitar hero and rockband too

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>>383588740
probably sends your ping to over 9000

>>383591446
guitar hero knock-off?

>not the silver one
Don't call me bro, buddy.

>>383594104

From what I heard it's actually meant to be some sort of Pro FPS gamer accessory so you can keep your thumb on the stick and hit the face buttons with your fingers.

>>383591446
it was kindda famous on my high school so every cool guy played it and bragged how good they were on it. I neither was a cool guy nor had a pc back then

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>>383591446
one more here

>>383593891
Was good but >snow ski >flying

>>383589672
I still have one. only thing I didn't like about it was the black and white button placements. too many good memories of playing Halo and Desert Storm with my dad's army buddies when I was a kid

>>383593872
>1995_hacker_scene.jpg2000

>>383587718
This, does anyone know how much the shipping is?

>>383590027
I'm pretty sure that's for disabled people.

>>383594402
Do kids even understand clawing these days?

>>383594941

Why would you even do that when the longest amount of time your thumb will be off the stick is maybe a quarter second.

>>383589661
>>383591446
>frets on fire
has it really been that long? fuck I'm old

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oɿd ,ɿɘlloɿƚnoɔ ɿuoy ƨ'ɘɿɘH

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>>383595083
wtf delete this

>>383594402
>Pro FPS
>Not using a mouse
I think you spelt kiddy leagues wrong

>>383594826
there comes a point where you should just throw in the towel

>>383589842
Slimes don't have nuts

>>383587560
Nigga what the fuck is that?
Do you want me to play football with it?

>>383589942
The T2 one is the only one I like out of these because it makes me think of shift sticks that have skulls as the handles

>>383595167

I don't think I implied otherwise

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Here is your controller, bro

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you know you'd unironically use this

>>383595415

I could unironically make something better. Using spent primers is fucking trash tier

>>383594037

Well what the fuck are you supposed to do?

>>383593815
Originally designed as a gimmicky MLG PRO controller for Call of Duty, but then it turned out that it was fantastic for disabled people.

>>383595030
Someone never played Monster Hunter on the PSP.

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>>383595415
Thanks doc

>>383588769
Say what you want, the original Steel Batallion was and will always be the best mech game.

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here's your controller back, bro

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Sorry bro, it's the only controller I got.

>>383595571
use some gaffer's tape

>>383588443
I think of honestly prefer this. The final model all the future ones are based on is too small, and I don't even have huge hands.

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>>383596502
that's actually a pretty badass looking controller. I would happily be P2 to use that

>>383595083
Fucking DELET

>>383592297
>Extremely sticky
So that's what it was. I always thought my mom tried to clean it or something with a gooey cleaner

>>383594175
You think a tiny bit ahead.

>>383594763
Having your hand glued to your dick is not a disability

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Keyboards suck for pc gaming, this is my pc controller.
bro.

>>383595571
That would not fix it. Even using tubes per cable set would still leave a gigantic mess.

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*unsheathes controller

psh nothin personal, bro.

>>383591681
Never played homm with a racing wheel. Is it good?

>>383593872
why would you need this many screen for coding?

>>383596112

I did, but I wouldn't use the claw for FPS. Do you claw for FPS? If you do, why not just play on PC instead?

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>>383595083

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Here's your controller bro

>>383595569
NIGGA THEY ALL CHINESE

>Left analog stick up top
>D-pad below
>Face buttons up top
>Right analog stick below
>Analog triggers at the back

It's so simple. Why do so many companies fail to make this a standard?

>>383587560
>thy made a DS4 version
there goes all my money

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>sure you can come over
>here is your parking space, bro

>>383599696

Dualshock 4 is my idea of a perfect controller.

>>383587779
Not like there's any game that requires you to use it

>>383587560
I've held one. It was highly comfortable.

>>383588237
That's a big controller.

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>>383588769
wait a minute that controller

>>383600451
>>383600451
>>383600451
>>383600451

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>>383600315
Not with those slippery ass convex analog sticks. How hard is it to make them out of a material with grip and put indentions in them?

>>383590484
GOTTA DO IT FOR NIMOY!

>>383593148
hahahahahahahahaha you are like a little babby

OBSERVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW5vMPmFVOc
AGAIN, WOODHOUSE!

>>383594203
Looks disgusting

>>383589871
>>console that can only run shitty platformers is released without a decent DPAD
literally what? the switch doesn't even have any platformers one of its biggest titles is straight up open world

>>383601426
The sticks are concave on the DS4 silly goose

>>383590310
nice way to make pressing a and y harder faggot.

>>383601426

But the DS4 stick material does have grip, and it's concave. Are you stupid or just ignorant? Or possibly have an extreme sweat problem?

>>383603647
>>383603224
What in the fuck! Maybe its because I haven't played my ps4 in 3 months but I specifically remember the analog sticks not having indentions.

>>383605405

You're remembering DS2 or 3. They both had convex sticks

>>383593537
You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

>>383596772
Before anyone gets confused, no this wasn't funny even back in 2011

>>383607481

If it ended after "THEY ALL CHINESE" it would have been a 7/10 joke.

I'm not even offended or whatever by the "calls Golden Palace" part, it's just not funny because it's been done to fucking death and drives a decent joke into the ground.

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>>383607481
>>383608030

>>383587560
Thanks, bro.

>>383608030
I wouldn't even call it offensive, it's just a shitty meme from back in the day where you could use pre-made punchlines to pretend to be funny and no one would call you out on it

>>383607481

newfag detected

>>383608418
Now that's pretty good

>>383608492
To /v/ sure, but I've been on 4chan since 2010

>>383608579
So you are a newfag

>>383608030
And if he didn't shove nigga in every line. Does he think black people just use it as a sentence enhancer?

>>383589942
Ashens detected.

>>383608828
I wouldn't debate that
I'm would pop a quick doubt on you having been here longer than that, however

Don't you lie to me, anon

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>>383589225
The internet is way ahead of you on that realization.

>>383595290
It's honestly the only decent one there. The others are just awkward.

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this is my racing remote but I'll let you use it

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I unironically use this. You can gave my normal one bro.

>>383609973
Yeah, I'm not sticking my dick in that.

>>383609973
This is part of why the LA Beast is the greatest human to ever walk the Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

>>383609973
>>383610338
I love the Beast. He's pretty much the only foreigner who has been able to suffer through that hell. He's still a fucking retard, but a lovable one.

>>383590310
looks nice, but I'm pretty sure it's fucking shit

>>383610631
He seems like a genuinely good guy
He's got some good lore behind him too. Did you hear about the car crash?

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>>383589096

>>383610741
Yeah. He's like the jock who isn't a complete asshole.

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>>383587560
lol i just bought the ps2 version of this
if you don't want to use it you can put it on it's pedestal and treat it like a statue.
plus the wire is detachable.
(slurp)

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>>383588168
>a mass of silicone
>where her tits would be

>>383588168
>"Constant shock" feature
Is this what I think it is?

>>383595240
Bro, this joystick controls like ass

>>383610338

>at this point I started to lose my grip on reality

my fucking sides

>>383591009
there are only so many movements you can make with your hand in a second/minute/whatever. using two doubles that, so there's basically no way this is more optimal than a regular controller.

>>383587832
Yeah fuck that country the HUEG controller is GOAT

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>>383587560
Am I the only one that feels uncomfortable that that thing is basically staring at your dick while you fondle its balls?

>>383611780
Those little fuckers are rated as the most painful sting in the world. Coyote is kind of a drama queen but I don't doubt it hurts like a motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0

>>383595240
Its looks like a [spoiler(bad)spoiler] dildo

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>>383612064
What did you expect from a 1H controller?

>>383600415
Let it Die uses it quite a bit.

>>383588443
>pass the controller
>it comes back

kickstarter

>>383600451
For you

>>383595407
How do you even hold that?

>>383588734
Advanced controller for advanced players. Was it any good, though?

>>383587560
>that long as fuck thumbnail

gross, especially because its a fucking asian dude's hands

>>383590027
So if this is a controller for one-armed people, how will they reach the L-buttons & D-pad?

>>383612859
You stand in the middle you silly goose

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>>383589096
T-thanks..

>>383593537
I wwebsite as on the internet.

>>383593872
>hanging a pc from the ceiling

jesus christ if that was me my paranoia of it falling despite all my efforts would drive me INSANE

>>383595083
I'm pretty sure that's a mirrored image with the Gamecube logo edited.

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>>383613264
>pass me the BRRRRRRRRRRTT

>>383595415
Thanks doc

>>383613264
This would make perfect sense for lefties desu

>>383595415
i just realized, i always felt picollo was a black dude because of his color pallette

>>383587560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRMpNA86e8Q
Here's your controller bro.

>>383598363

jesus christ how the fuck does something like this even gets a green light

>>383593601
what the fuck do your hands look like

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Hop in, bro.

>>383613231
>yfw someone beat Dark Souls 3 like that

>>383596031
I honestly can't see how

>>383614697
Damn, marketing is so fucking easy these days holy shit, is cross promotion the only tool these guys have?

>>383614708
Not DS, but close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUitqk0QFOE

>>383612558
>beam right into your face

brava

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Here's your N64 China

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>>383617245
Why are you stretching your hands an entire meter to the right, instead of holding the controller in front of you?

>>383590787
I really wish it didnt have the ebin ricer aesthetic, THAT is an affront

>>383617473
the fact that its aiming towards you at all is a red flag - you sit with your controller layed flat infront of you without moving it at all to play games? nigger most of us tilt that shit like crazy during.

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>>383618176
>Tilt like crazy

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These controls are missing something

>>383618481
THE FUTURE

>>383590310
https://youtu.be/TFCuE5rHbPA

>>383595415
Who's the cutie taking the pic?

>>383614565
would be nice if he'd look at the camera for more than five seconds without sperging out

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Who's up for a game of Bomb Bee?

>>383609896
That controller was solely used for phantasy star online, right?

>>383593872
Mr Cohen we want to talk to you.

>>383594692
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071CZ4564

>>383588237
>5'11'' vs 6'0''

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>>383613428
here's your flight stick bro

>>383589294
i bought one of these when they came out with the gun accessory. was a huge disappointment finding out i had to downloaded a modded version of half-life 2 just to use it. the feedback was cool, you could ramp it up or down to feel just a slight vibration per shot all the way up to total aim-ruining recoil. what actually ruined it for me was how hard it was to turn your player around with it. it was like aiming with a joystick, except you're titty-grabbing it like a doorknob.

i ended up selling it for a bit more than i paid altogether without getting much use out of it. pretty disappointing.

>>383590027
Looks great for eating while playing.

>>383617337
I lol'd.

>>383614565
Amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI

>>383621831
I wish I had more cash to burn on dumb game peripherals

>>383618815
>m-muh proper steampunk, these kids dont even know!!

fucking lmao

>>383595083
perfect for left handed people

>>383591446
based game tbqh

>>383588734
this controller was actually kick ass for FPS' once you got used to it

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>>383588548
>just holding this, standing up in front of your tv
lol

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Bumping with the best music game peripheral (aside from the DK bongos).

>>383614565
>>383622857
I love everything this guy does.

>>383609656
Didn't the tan autists bitch and moan that their shitty idea wasn't the tan?

>>383595240
I ain't try to play my games with a dildo unless it's Wario Ware Shove it Up Your Ass

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>>383589489
there are worlds you won't understand

>>383609171
You don't think they do?

>>383591446
I enjoyed it

>>383593537
it looks like a final stage of a final boss after you defeat him and he returns with cybernetic implants even stronger and less human looking

>>383594037
it would be great if someone switched up all of the video inputs

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Here's your controller.

>>383627279
>the premise of a Twilight Zone episode

>>383631283
>not Yamaha
out

>>383590294
Fuck off you fuckin piece of shit.
I don't even like Nintendo but Gamecube's controller was fucking ergonomic.

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>We heard you wanted one of those Xbox things for your birthday so here you are! Happy Birthday!

>>383631283
Name a single game you can play on this

Post evidence of you playing it

>>383631694
If you'd have a problem with that you're an ungrateful piece of shit

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>>383597403
*blocks your path*

>>383631817
Who could possibly have a problem with HOLE TECHNOLOGY?

>>383631789 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9FZrn2MaR8

>>383631694

Is that Hole Technology i see there?

>>383593601
This. I had big hands as a kid and this was a perfect for HALO.

>>383617337
>tfw it's better than the real deal

>>383600415
Some games need a select button and since sony decided streaming is more important but 90% of JRPGs block any attempts to stream the game so the button where select is supposed to be is just a useless fucking addition and now we have a power wasting touchpad.

>>383594203
>>383593537
I don't understand

>>383594037
USE GAFFER'S TAPE YOU HUMAN GARBAGE!!!

>>383625456
I've been looking at this picture for a while now and I simply cannot figure out how you're supposed to use this one.

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>>383595569

>>383632886
>chinese keyboard
lmao

>>383629441
That shit was dope.

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>>383631694
>be foreign exchange student
>have that in your backpack

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Here bro you're player 3

>>383589489
You mean smash right

>>383588237
Are you supposed to use that with your feet?

>>383594037
My head hurts looking at this

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Don't get mad at me, but here is your controller

>>383587560

>PS4 Slime controller

I would totally use that if I was at a friend's house. I'm actually tempted to buy one of these.

>>383634549
That's it, pal. I'm not your friend anymore

>>383613032
you deal with it, or finds games that it isn't an issue. Disabled people come up with all sorts of weird tricks, it's pretty ingenious when you don't consider these things.

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>>383588883
That made me smile, but it wasn't funny. Dont reply to me.

>>383611270
yes

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>>383595240
How big are you willing to go?

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>>383634549
Oh sweet nintedo 64
>joystick barely works and you have to push hard

>>383595407
Required viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAtr7LsenJ8

>>383635015
:3

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>>383612625
got me

>>383612625
Jesus christ dude we've been hearing the same joke daily for over ten years now. Please give it a rest

>>383617473
>makes a clicking noise every time you use the d pad or change directions with the analog

that right there would be the kicker for me

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I already touched your controller, bro.

>>383618481
Not a chance in Hell these two guys didn't proudly vote for Hillary.

>>383594249
Basically but it was free and had a huge modding community.

>>383595030
I do it just because it's comfortable and no I'm not even joking it was something I naturally did before I found out it was meant to be some 1337 fps gaymer thing

>>383587560
Wait, they made a new one for PS4?

>>383595415
I don't play using controllers with inferior stick placement

>>383634482
It's one of those arcade controllers, a terrible one.

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Here's your controller infidel

>>383637010
where's the little thing you slide the plastic film cards into?

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Here's your controller bro, you just have to ride it first

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You can keep your controller, I'm using the power of my mind

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>>383587560
>>383597403
>Here's your controller, bro

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Here's your controller srnpai :3

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>>383638236
D....do you fuck it?

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>>383600551

>>383591446
I played it until last year when I found out that phase shift is 1000x better so I migrated to that

>>383614565
That is so fucking dangerous but at the same time is the king of the meme.

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>>383589661

Here's your controller bro

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>>383587560

Here's your controller bro

>>383587560
Here's your gaming keyboard!
Thanks for choosing GameStop!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI

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>>383587560
DON'T OPEN THE ARK ANON!
It's a default controller by the way.

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>>383588769
>google "worst video game controllers"
>first controller the first result lists is the Steel Battalion controller

I regret giving that site a click

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>>383641243

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>>383641594
Please tell me for the love of god that it's a plug and play game for fishing

>>383641662
now I see it too, fuck

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>>383587560
*pfft* h-heres your controller BRO HAHAHAHAH

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>>383590713
Appologize to my little bro right now!

>>383587560
Is that the gamesphere controler?

>>383590713
I HAVE TERMINAL 7 LUIGI

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>>383595415

>>383589842
Literally Teraway

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>>383595892

>>383642161 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

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I actually like this color scheme t b h
unironically wish this were real

>>383641990
Worst controller ITT.

>>383641662
you cunt

>>383641320
>there will never be a usb adapter for this controller

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>>383589026
It's a damn racing controller.

>>383642604
>using the original stick

Enjoy your unique custom hardware that will wear out in a couple years.

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Here's your controller, sis (male).

>>383642604
Where's Z?