Whelp. That didn't work out. How do we salvage this shitfest?

what didn't work out

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>>383585098
>That didn't work out.
What didn't work out?

>>383585098
What parallel universe are you from

Oh, come on. It's obvious that the Switch isn't doing well. The initial sales were good, as is any Nintendo console, but it's already being outsold by the PS4 for fuck's sake. A 3 year old console with almost no fucking games on it.
This is looking just like the Wii U and I think it's time to make one of those checklists of ''X will save the Switch'' which we can cross off as the months roll on. ARMS didn't do shit for the console, so I guess it's up to Splatoon 2, which has a lukewarm reception as it is.
Mario Odyssey isn't out until October and it will undeniably boost sales for some weeks or even a month, but afterwards? It's back down and the Switch will stay there since there are no upcoming games that will sell the system.

>>383586716
how many threads are you in anon?? >>383586896

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>>383585098
By waiting patiently

Wait two weeks

>>383585098

ITT: OP pretends a successful console isn't successful and everyone laughs at him but then he does the same thing the next day because he's a fucking aspie

>>383586716
It is literally sold out everywhere in the first world. That doesn't mean people don't want it, it means Nintendo has production issues.

>>383589250
No shit. Nintendo didn't make enough of them. They wouldn't be sold out if Nintendo hadn't pulled a Wii U and limited supply to artificially create a higher demand.

>>383589372
Wii U was never supply constrained

>>383589372
>le artificial scarcity maymay

when will you fucks start being permabanned? this isn't how fucking economics works at all

>>383589512
It was though. Pre-orders ran out almost immediately because of it.

>>383588806
>>383585098
What's funny is that pokebarneyfag starts making threads like these at the same time every day
Always around this time for a few hours
rinse and repeat the next day

Where is he from? Canada? Guess he just woke up.

>>383589653
For like maybe two weeks tops. We're into the fourth month of stock issues for Switch now.

>>383589372
Except the Wii U was always in stock, even during its holiday launch.

Nobody anticipated the Switch selling out of its 2 million stock within a weekend for a March launch.

>>383585739
No games. Bad hardware. Doesn't sell outside of Japan

either provide evidence of Nintendo artificially limiting supply on purpose, or shut the fuck up and literally fucking kill yourself

>>383589250
It's not even sold out in Europe you faggot fanboy

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>>383589886
>Europe
>first world

>>383589858
uh, it's a nintendo console and it's sold out
my damaged brain tells me this can't be possible
the only rational (lol) explanation I can come up with is artificial scarcity

>>383589858
>Being this angry
Jesus, man. Calm down. It's not like you have to defend Nintendo. They won't give you anything in return.

>>383589992
>dude it's just a game lol. who cares if I make shit up XDD

>Limited supply due to hardware scarcity
>People lining up to buy the few units left
>Scalping rampant
>HURR WHY ISNT IT SELLING MORE

Make more.

>>383589821
Didn't stop the PS3

>>383589943
So what's first world then ?
America ?
LOL ! !! !

Can someone convince me NOT to buy a switch??

>>383590423
Do you like Splatoon and Zelda enough to play nothing else for at least a couple of months?

>>383590423
The NeoGeo ports have washed out colors and run look like shit and the dpad is not good enough for them or any other virtual console game that will come out.
It doesn't get multiplats, so I hope you like Zelda and Splatoon enough to keep you entertained until December.

>>383590712
I've never owned any nintendo system and I think I'm gonna like legend of zelda so I thought to buy a switch but I don't know if it's a waste of money

>>383589886
It is in Western Europe where €370 isn't a peasants life savings. Maybe your ex-soviet shithole has a few in stock.

>>383590080
this

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>>383589675
>successes in gaming
>same thing as pokebarneyfag
You've got the wrong man

>>383590898
If you only want to play Zelda, it's a bit of a waste. I got my Switch about 2 months ago, finished everything I want to in Zelda and now I have nothing to do in the game.

>>383590809
You mean October. Obviously they'll make Smash 5, but I would like it if every character had as much depth as the late DLC characters that Smash 4 had. Ryu had Legitimate inputs, Cloud had a super meter, Bayo combos and gun holds, and Corrin had a Side B that gave a lot of options. I want every character to have more interesting details, even if it means a smaller roster.

Not sure if they'll be able to keep all the characters they had in 4 though....Megaman pls stay.

>>383589372
Nintendo cannot make enough because of apple hoarding chips. Blame apple, not Nintendo. You think they don't want money?

>>383589886
Where the fuck are you living? Because it's sold out everywhere in Ireland/UK, even websites like Amazon Germany don't have it in stock.

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>>383589675
He admitted in one thread he was a leaf, so yes he is.

Both Barney and Pokebarneyfag are from Canada. That should be enough proof to ban all leafs from 4chan

>>383589821
>Doesn't sell outside of Japan
???
http://www.nowinstock.net/videogaming/consoles/nintendoswitch/

>>383588806
>SM
>success
What did you smoke?

>>383590809
mario is out in october :^)

>>383591270
Positive vibes, my friend :)

>>383591210
Nothing new has shown up on the fireden page. Did he get banned or something?

>>383591210
That one fag who would come into every thread posting a shelf of Switch stock is also a leaf.

>>383591141
Oh wait you actually enjoy stuff like Smash Bros. at your age.
Nevermind then, enjoy your Switch.

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>>383591316

>>383590898
There's a lot of decent stuff on the eShop, and not just indies. Don't fall for the 2 games meme. It's a good console with a good library as is, and that will only get better with time.

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>>383591472
Let me guess, you're a 1v1 final destination no items 3 stock kind of guy. I bet you're real fun at parties.

i like my switch. enjoyed zelda probably the most out of any game this year, and while i'm still waiting for a few more games it's still a cool option for me. i'm hoping for release dates on the local multiplayer games they said were coming out (duck game, towerfall, overcooked) so it can be both comfy as fuck bed gamin and local multiplayer with buds. and honestly i think it has a really great first year at least in terms of newer consoles (ps4, xbone).

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>>383585098

>Neogaf tries to make 4chan theirs

Just accept that the Playstation and Sony are fucked. Nintendos stocks are worth 10x more then yours

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>>383589821
but it has tons of games what are you, shitposting?

>>383591669
it's the PTSD from the 2 years before bloodborne came out

>>383589858
evidence of a company committing illegal actions? That's a pretty tough one. How about looking around and trying to find sold out iphones when they're apparently fighting over the same exact hardware. There are literally tens of thousands of iphones overstocked. I fail to see in any capacity or parallel universe in which the NAND memory is what's causing hardware shipment delays. They could have at least used a more believable excuse about having downsized production after the wii u's failures. It's a blatant lie. Proof? There is none because companies aren't required to share that shit with the public. But using your head will lead you to the same conclusion.

As for what's "wrong" with the switch, not much, it just needs more games. Nintendo gave up on third parties in gen 5. They stopped giving a shit. They're never coming back, especially now that nintendo is trapped a generation behind in terms of hardware power just to try and accomplish innovation in whatever they believe is the "new big thing". unfortunately I don't think portable/docked is the innovation they think it is, I've had a tablet laptop hybrid since like 2010. So do many other people. Hopefully mario odyssey is the start of a heavier flow of games instead of this drip feed of one game every two months.

>>383591584
New Smash isn't even fun at parties. Too many dumb items and stage bosses.

>>383591553
Isn't it graphically under-powered?
Its an 8th gen system that is already out preformed by every 7th gen system (except the wiiu just barely)

It likely won't have any major AAA 3rd party exclusives... like ever.

If you buy one with a dead pixel nintendo will tell you that's normal and they won't replace it.

Get it if you want but there are plenty of reasons to pass.

>>383591796
>apple making more stock than they can sell means that everyone else can just take the parts off of existing iphones

>>383591741
not to mention 8 years of the PS3 kek

>>383589821
>No games
Zelda
MK8D
Arms
Soon Splatoon and then Xenoblade 2 and Mario Odyssey for holidays
Only reason not to get one is if you were stupid and got a wii u when its getting emulated.
>bad hardware
For a console yes, for a handheld no because that's what its being used for most of the time.
>Doesn't sell outside of Japan
Its literally sold out everywhere and stock gets eaten up within minutes of being available, quit talking out of your ass.

>>383591796
This is over the next batch of iPhones you dip

>>383591978
No, but if apple can afford to make tens of thousands of surplus stock of this apparent luxury and premium, rare commodity, it seems unlikely that there's any true shortage.

Also nintendo blatantly refused or was too stupid to meet demand in any way shape or form with the NES classic, and now the SNES classic, limited stock and artificial scarcity to drum up hype has been their go to for years. amiibo were the same thing, exclusivity deals with manufacturers ensured huge lines.

>>383592049
>Zelda
>MK8D
On the Wii U
>Arms
Sucks
>Soon
So they aren't out yet?

>>383592049
Holy shit did you just admit it has bad hardware?

For a console (for most people that is its main function) it has bad hardware.

>>383592108
Wii U is a dead platform and arms is great :)

>>383592104
So it's entirely impossible that Apple bought out all of the stock on their own.

>>383585098
In what way didn't it work..? Nintendos stock value is the highest it's been in 7-years, all thanks to the Switch. Seems to be working extremely well.

>>383592152
>buying console for horsepower

still has the best library of this generation and it's only been out for 4 months

>>383591840
I don't mind the items or bosses, but the big stages should probably be let go and I'm surprised they haven't learned that after new pork city alone.

>>383592108
guess patience isn't a virtue

>>383592104
wow do you have any idea how economics works

>>383592104
Apple has a stronger arm to secure the portion of the NAND and other parts it needs from their manufacturers than Nintendo. Same goes for Samsung.

In the lulls between phones, you'll see a bump in Switch production as Smartphone makers need less and Nintendo can secure more. But once the next iPhone or Galaxy starts hitting the assembly line, Nintendo will be shorthanded again.

Before you say there isn't a NAND shortage, it's very well documented at the moment and also the reason for the rising cost of SSDs.

>>383592174
No its not. Its story mode is weak and its game-play is about as deep as a kiddy pool. We will not see an Arms pro scene, this game is 60 dollar novelty not a real game. No one will play arms in one year.

>>383591962
>It likely won't have any major AAA 3rd party exclusives... like ever.
Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is coming out this year. The Rabbids Xcom also looks good. Its probably going to get a bunch of Jap games since its replacing the 3DS.
>If you buy one with a dead pixel nintendo will tell you that's normal and they won't replace it.
They replaced my DS with no issues. It only had one stuck pixel.

why are you people do butthurt over the Switch actually doing well?

Spouting shit like "it's another WiiU!!!" Won't make it true you know. It's nowhere near as bad as the WiiU was or the 3DS launch was.

>>383592210
If that's the case, why are they not substituting hardware, why did they not think ahead for that scenario?

>>383586716
>ps4
>no games

hmmmm

>>383591270
according to /v/, 14 million sales is not a success

>>383592321
What sort of idiot buys hardware now to play things in the future?

>>383592279
Lol Its the only console in the 8th gen.
So I guess you got me there.

Is that why nintendo always releases their console before everyone else? So they know what it feels like to be the best for just a little while?

>>383592391
>fighting game
>story mode

durrrrrrrrr

and WiiU is still a dead platform

>>383592554
Zelda isn't multiplayer, so it doesn't matter how lively it is.

>>383592528
>Is that why nintendo always releases their console before everyone else? So they know what it feels like to be the best for just a little while?

yeah probably

>>383591669
>Neo Geo games, which not a single Nintendo fan has ever cared about suddenly matter because Switch has no games
At least you guys get to play something good for a change.

>>383591270
it outsold XY

>>383591453
nah they're sold out here too

>>383592510
people who aren't going to put up with trying to get a console (which already is being sold out constantly with stock issues) when an highly anticipated game releases

>>383592528
>always
You mean the Wii U and Switch?

>>383592439
Do you know what AAA means?

>"Small numbers of stuck or dead pixels are a characteristic of LCD screens," the company explains on a Switch support page. "These are normal and should not be considered a defect."

>>383592676
It was literally in stock at MSRP this week.

>>383592717
AAA literally has no actual meaning, its a marketing phrase usually indicating the company spent more money on advertising than development.

>>383592510
The one that realizes you won't be able to find a switch anywhere once splatoon 2 and sm odyssey are here
:)

>>383592772
Sure it was, but how long was it in stock?

>>383592554
There's no problem at all finding games in MK8 or Splatoon on WiiU, so it's hardly dead. But it probably will be after all the AAA games the Switch is getting this year, especially after Splatoon 2 and Odyssey.

>>383592279
pffft. Oh God, your post made me fart so loud when I busted out laughing that my cat's hiding under my bed, you little twat.

>>383592861
The restocks are becoming more frequent.

>>383592813
>An AAA game (usually pronounced "triple A game") is an informal classification used for video games with the highest development budgets and levels of promotion. AAA game development is associated with high economic risk, with high levels of sales required to obtain profitability.

>>383592717
>Do you know what AAA means?
Nobody does, its just a buzzword. It only seems to be correlated with a game's marketing budget from what I can tell.
>>"Small numbers of stuck or dead pixels are a characteristic of LCD screens," the company explains on a Switch support page. "These are normal and should not be considered a defect."
Yes, their website has always said this. If you contact customer support and request a replacement anyway, they will not refuse you

>>383592952
Nothing you copypasta'd invalidates the person who replied to, though.

>>383592952
Which is exactly what I just said just more verbose.

>>383590809
Seconding this
The dpad is fucking terrible.

Does it still sell out in minutes when Amazon gets some more in?

>>383592882
No it literally is a dead console. No reason to buy one now and they don't even produce it anymore

>four months old
>still only one game
>no one has or wants one
>only one game coming out the rest of the year

It's dead in the water. Wii U 2.

>>383593075
I like the dpad a lot, thankfully mine has no false inputs at all unless I put multiple fingers on the dpad and waggle it around.

Which no sane person would ever do.

>>383593123
yes but that doesn't paint Nintendo in a negative light so /v/ will be having none of that.

>>383592049
By this bit of logic, you're stupid for not waiting for the Switch to get emulated.
And if it's main purpose is as a handheld, why does it have an abysmal battery life?

>>383591962
>Isn't it graphically under-powered?
Yes. Severely so, but if you think of it as a handheld it's not that bad. But, games will likely aim for 1080p/30fps at most.
>It likely won't have any major AAA 3rd party exclusives... like ever.
True. You only get a Nintendo console to play Nintendo games. 3rd party games are a bonus.
>If you buy one with a dead pixel nintendo will tell you that's normal and they won't replace it.
Also true. Nintendo costumer support is horrible.

>>383593159
>>four months old
>>still only one game
PS3 didn't have any games for years and yet it ended with 90 million consoles sold.
People buy for media players and convenience over actual games

>>383593254

Yikes. Damn Apple.

>>383589675
/vint/ was the best thing to happen to this board.

>>383592952
So Xenoblade Chronicles 2

>>383593279
>not that bad
It's by far the best main handheld that ever existed with a really beautiful screen with great pixel density.

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>>383591840
>he plays smash with Items on

lol top zizz kiddo

>>383593159
All this delusion...

>>383591669
>Paying for 20 year old games just to make your library appear fuller
>World of Goo
>Fucking Minecraft
>Snake Pass
>T-t-t-t-the Ss...ssswitch hhhaaAAAaaath games!

>>383593381
Well I certainly wouldn't be playing Smash 4 for the characters or stages.

>>383593262
>By this bit of logic, you're stupid for not waiting for the Switch to get emulated.
There are enough future games coming out for it, and have already released, that interest me enough to have bought it, also its an HD handheld so its also decently powerful moreso then the vita with an actual library thats growing.
Wii U had maybe 2 games I wanted for it and that wasn't enough to be worth it. Why buy a system thats had support dropped for 2 games when emulation now is feasible? Also if switch emulation comes out thats dandy and all but itll be nearly impossible to play it on the go without some expensive as shit portable pc

>>383593279
MK8 and Splatoon2 are 1080p 60fps

>>383592670
It's a picture of some Spanish store or something where they sold it for 100 euros more than the asking price. Some guy keeps reposting it implying the system doesn't sell.

People keep biting though, so I guess it works

>>383593376
>Best handheld ever
>3 hour battery life
>Not portable in the slightest
>No fucking games

>>383593465
right you play games for the gameplay

>>383593524
That's extremely subjective. MK8 and Splatoon both have really simple graphics, so it's not a fair comparison.

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>>383593438
>has no games
>posts some games
>THOSE DON'T COUNT!!!

what did anon-kun mean by this?

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>>383585098
Sonyqueers forever assblasted.

>>383593595
Yeah, so I wouldn't be playing Smash 4.

>>383593651
but the graphics look great though so

>>383590898
waste of money, you better play wind waker on dolphin, its better and free

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>>383593159
The total fucking state of this sonyp0ny.

>>383593317

There is nothing a Switch can do that a PS4 or a tablet doesn't do better.

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>>383593831
Keep crying kiddie.

>>383593914
How about having good games?

>>383593914
PS4 can't do portability and android tablet can't do games

>>383593914
Play exclusive Nintendo games.

>It's another nintendo shitpost thread

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>>383593914
Fucking deluded.

>>383593914
I can play breath of the wild on the bus using a tablet or a ps4? Neat

>>383593987
crying about what kiddo?

>>383594050
that's a big dog

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I absolutely fucking love how Nintendo exists as an unfathomable enigma to the clueless kiddies of /v/.

Watching the faces of the young, uneducated faggots here contort in anger, confusion and rage as Nintendo stand resolute as an unshakeable behemoth in the video game landscape, continually receiving an outpouring of adulation. It fills me with an endless joy.

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>>383593994
like arms? or maybe more like snipperclips?

>>383594162
Both are pretty good games.

>>383594162
or zelda, or mario kart, or soon splatoon, or oddyssey and xenoblade this autumn

This isn't the PS4, you don,t have to wait 2 year to get games.

>>383594162
what are you implying here?

>>383594240
I think he's implying that Arms is a shallow game with no content and bad controls. He'd be correct.

>>383593987
New to this thread. What are you talking about?

>ordered a switch on amazon
>supposed to be delivered today
>it actually is out of stock
And I even took the day off to be able to play without worries

>>383594240
You can't tell? Maybe you should step out from under Reggie's desk every now and then.

>>383594284
sounds like you didn't get it, also the wagglan is fun

>>383594231
what are you talking about bloodborne came with my PS4

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>>383589943
>Implying Europe isn't first world
>Implying America is

>>383592108
I dont have a nintendo console so every nintendo game sucks™

>>383594378
>wagglan
>fun
Choose 1.

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>>383594231
>says the Ps4 has no games because all it has are movies
>unironically recommends Zelda and Xenoblade, two of the worst movies to come out this gen

>>383592604
right and Zelda's the last game it's gonna get. Also no portability

>>383594450
and your ps4 was realeased 2 years earlier :)

>>383594304
DId you really check at check out?

I know a couple of site show them in stock but when you actually click on it they give you the restock date

Pretty infuriating.

>>383594126
>Nintendo stand resolute as an unshakeable behemoth
The 90's are over. They are less relevant than some third-party publishers.

>>383594465
i dont need to own any nintendo console to play your shit multiplats

>>383592321
Of course it is. And PS4 players have been rewarded time and time again. To say nothing about PC.

>>383594516
why

>>383594520
Zelda isn't a movie game

>>383594520
wow, you are impressively stupid.

>>383594586
But you do need a switch to play them anywhere you go anon

>>383594542
Yeah, I ordered it last month while it still said "Currently out of stock", then received a mail a few weeks later saying that yesterday it'd be back

>>383589821
>No games

You mean like every console in the first few months of release

>>383594559
>i am delusionnal, here's proof

They are worth more than Sony, you mush brained cretin

>>383594454
To be fair: If they're gonna insist on a society archetype the rest of the civilized world abandoned 1300 years ago, then they deserve to get steamrolled by Walmarters.

>>383594643
>>383594618
>gameplay is watered down for the filthy normie audience (thus the high metacritic)
>silky smooth 30 FPS with drops
>2+ hours of cutscenes and 90+ hours of dialogue from retarded NPCs

Yes, Zelda is a movie. And I don't even want to get into that trash Xenoblade.

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I don't understand why are people so butthurt about Switch

It will have some nice first party games, mediocre third party support and it will sell around 40-65 millions in its lifetime

It's just your typical Nintendo console

>>383594653
Well that's a bummer.
>>383594751
jesus, that niggah

>>383594586
Seething.

>>383594751
no it isn't

>>383594730
As mobile publishers.

The Switch is actually one of the best early starts I've ever seen.

>PS4 had no interesting games until Bloodborne 2 years after release
>Wii U had no interesting games until Mario Kart 2 years after release
>Xbox One has no interesting games

The Switch is getting damn Xenoblade in it's first 9 months

>>383594784
It's because /v/ is full of immature, insecure kiddies who throw tantrums at the thought of Nintendo being successful. It's hilarious.

>>383594889
>>383594816
Do you want to explain how Zelda isn't a movie when it has less gameplay than even Dragon Age: Inquisition, but more cinematics and an even more unstable framerate?

>>383594950
The Switch has shit but Wii U ports for now. And we don't know how Xenoblade will be.

What will happen to /v/ when NPD is released and PS4 outsells Switch?

>>383594964
I'll start by tellign you that you are 100% wrong about the number of cinematics, and then continue callign you a fuckign retard.

Unstable framerate is a nice touch, since it's 30 everywhere but the deku forest ( ie, 99,9% of the world). Thanks for at least providing a way to be certain you are a retarded faggot.

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>>383595106
>I'll start by tellign you that you are 100% wrong about the number of cinematics
I'm gonna stop you right there.

>BotW is a movie game

Holy shit, is the new desperate tactic to try and bring down the mighty GOTY?

I am laughing so fucking hard.

>>383595268
What makes it GOTY, anon? Because your pals at kotaku said so? I don't think we're the desperate ones here.

>>383595089
you are a month too late nigga, it already happened for may,same will happen for june, july and every other month for the next 5 years

Everyone who uses the ''Uncharted is a movie!'' shitposting argument because there are cutscenes in it are retarded, because Zelda is more of a movie than Uncharted. Let me explain.
Uncharted does have more frequent cutscenes than Zelda and they are longer as well, but Zelda has, objectively, a higher percentage of cutscenes in the main game. If you dick around in Zelda for 100 hours, obviously you won't notice this, but if you play it through the story like you do in Uncharted, you'll notice right away just how much of the game is taken up by cutscenes.
Think about it. You go through the intro bullshit and then head to tackle the divine beasts and get all memories. That's a lot of cutscene for not very much gameplay. It would be fair to compare this to Uncharted and they would be pretty much equal, but you need to factor in the fact that Zelda has a ton more filler in the form of the overworld. Stuff to do when you're bored of the story(a huge failing on the writers part) so you can come back to it feeling excited.
Such a thing doesn't happen in Uncharted because the story is so intricate to the game. But, if you were to do the same with Uncharted, that is dick around for a long time before progressing, you'll find that there aren't at all many cutscenes between gameplay. Even less so if you replay the game and skip the cutscenes until you reach 100 hours like some Zelda players use to compare the two. It's just not a fair comparison at all. Zelda is a short game in terms of story, but it has a lot of filler game in between. If you trim away the fat, you get a short game with an okay story, but a lot of cutscenes per gameplay.

>>383595002
Pretty much every current gen game was released on last gen until about a year ago. People want to play the definitive edition so it makes them viable options for the Switch. Unless you were the weird person playing MGSV on PS3

>have the most successful console
>but still no remarkable software
>so you shit on the console with actually good games

>>383595106
>>383595253
>>383595268
BOTW is a movie game? I thought it looked and ran like crap???????

>>383591141
You just prefer the 3rd party characters

>>383595329
Put aside your warped spitefullness for a second.

Do you honestly think any game will come close to the platitudes that BotW has received?

>>383595253
>1 hour of cutscenes for 100 hours of gameplay
>all of the cutscenes except for like 3 are entirely optional

>>383595428
>People want to play the definitive edition
Which is why normal people chose PS4 over Switch.

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>>383595453
silky creamy smooth 20 FPS (tm) is a staple among cinematic games. It feels more "artistic" according to such acclaimed devs like Naughty Dog and Bioware. See: Uncharted, TLOU, Crash N Sane Trilogy, etc.

>>383595554
>Do you honestly think any game will come close to the platitudes that BotW has received?
Anytime a game has tried, (((they))) have always been behind it. I present exhibit A as evidence.

>>383595253
So.... wich of those other games is 100 hours long ?

>>383595682
Ah yes tell me when I can play Breath of the Wild or Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on my PS4.

>>383595397
All of that story is optional.

>>383594520
Calm down ACfag

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>>383595675
>"it's just one hour guys"
>then why not remove it?
>"REEEE THAT MAKES IT TOO VIDEOGAMEY AND GAMES HAVE TO BE ART"

Really makes you think.

>>383585098
Release games

>>383595804
You never have to experience any of the story at all. All of the cutscenes except for the intro, end of the plateu, and final boss are avoidable.

SWITCH STILL SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE
NINTENDO HATERS STILL ON SUICIDE WATCH.

>>383589943

A lot of states in america don't even have clean tap water lol.

>>383595731
All of them are, since you can choose to dick around with optional objectives. I should also mention that the list didn't have such """classics""" like Dragon Age, Mass Effect, and Skyrim, all of which are similarly cinematic sludge, but have hundreds of hours of gameplay. You seem to ignore them though.

>he doesn't own all platforms

explain yourself, the only viable excuse is your poor

>sonyfags suddenly care about gameplay over story

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>>383595804
lol that retarded nigger. What are you trying to do ?
Are you actually retarded enough that people will agree with you if you continue posting ? That's not sane

>>383595864
Then why not remove them all? Anything that isn't videogamey shouldn't exist in the game period. If they're optional, they won't hurt the game, right?

Yet that's what you're saying. Removing them somehow destroys all of the gameplay.

>>383595919
>lying thuis transparently

You know you can jsut walk away, this is an anonymous site

>>383593672
NO GAME

>>383595946
i have a PC, a platform that rules every other, switch emulation soon

>>383595975
I don't have to have popular opinion side with me in order to be right. Example: I think games like TLOU are overrated hogwash, but nobody agrees with me. that doesn't make me wrong.

>>383596039
Not an argument. Prove what I said wrong, or you have nothing to use in this discussion.

>>383595991
I'm not saying anything like that. You're the one putting words in everyone's mouth. Figures someone that hates Zelda's success so much would be a redditor.

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>>383594751
>2+ Hours of skippable cutscenes
>maybe 5 Hours of optional dialouge
>150+ hours of gameplay

did you walk around and speak to every NPC just so you can bitch like a retard, or did you just not play the game at all?

>>383596045
Will you be emulatiing in the park?

>>383596160
in your moms bed

>>383596125
>>383596118
You're still not answering the question. You keep parading 100+ hours of gameplay, yet you say it cannot hold up on its own without a flimsy reddit-tier story holding it together. So what does that say about the gameplay? It clearly isn't optional if you'd outright refuse to play the game without it.

>>383595727
everyone should trust popular opinion over the retards on /v/ period

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>>383594454
https://en.www.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
I guess you can say Sweden is BTFO

>>383596113
tldr : autism.

>>383593159
I want one for monster Hunter and that is quite literally the only game I need until Mario odessy. If Bayo 3 comes out on it even better. Now I just need MHPC to be good

Why do we have the same Switch-Hate threads every day?

People post saying the Switch has no games, people respond with games that are out now and ones that come out later, then they're told those games don't count. People post saying Nintendo is doing artificial scarcity, people respond with facts saying that Nintendo has to fight Apple for parts.

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>>383588806
I always smile a bit when I see that thumbnail and I click on it and realize it's the success variant. Positivity on /v/ is so weird, it's almost alien.

>>383596245
Where did anyone say it can't be held up without its story?

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>>383596247
Is that your final answer?

>>383596330
sonybros are upset Nintendo is succeeding. They had a very deep seated hatred of Nintendo since the PS3 days. I know some niggers with PTSD from the All of the day bro period

>>383596417
why do you always post that particular week?

Is it because you get btfo in the others?

>>383591669
What kind of cellphone is this???

>>383591669
uh, that's not a good sign anon.

Relaunch as a pure handheld with an actual d-pad.

But doubt even that will work as they lost Monster Hunter.

>>383596406
The people saying that the game needs those cinematics, despite them being optional. Why do they even exist? As long as they continue to taint the game and give tumblr fuel to think games are "art" when they're not, it will continue dragging the medium down into the hollywood muck.

>>383596545
Who said it needs cinematics?

>>383591669
>ports and shovelware
you're just proving his point

>>383591962
>not already having another console/PC
It certainly loses value if it's going to be your only platform. I have a decent PC that I use for graphics-heavy games and multiplats. Switch is for Nintendo stuff and the for any multiplats I think might be better on the go.

That said, it certainly is not as powerful as a base XBone or PS4, but it's really close. To the point where, even as someone who plays high-end PC games in 4K, I think most of the games look good. It all depends on the game and how it's designed. The new Rabbids game, for example, looks fantastic.

tl;dr; Nintendo for games, others for graphics. Having one of each is the best option.

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>>383596362
Glad to have made your day better, anon

>>383593889
but you didn't refute anything he said, which is all true btw. sorry you ran out and bought a switch but rationalizing it can't be done with smug posts and ugly 3d women gifs.

>>383596525
because its the latest, do you have any other for may/june where switch outsells ps4?

>>383593987
>save your money and play on an emulator to enjoy an objectively better experience
>h-haha yeaaaah, keep crying kiddo
uh, what?

>>383596587
You, for example, at least if you say the game wouldn't be instantly better off by removing every single bit of disgusting cutscene and movie-like parts, or if you claim that somehow being optional stops them from continuing to taint the game by taking the place of content that could be gameplay-related.

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>>383596330
Because then /v/ would actually have to talk about video games.

No. Wait. Never mind, they'd just argue about race, gender politics, waifus, etc.

>>383593996
android tablet can do emulation which automatically means more games than any handheld system.

Can we please stop giving (You)'s to AC fag? He's never ever gonna stop regurgitating his nonsense no matter what anyone says to him. All he cares about is talking in circles over the same retarded idiotic points

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>>383596685
>playing multiplats on anything but a PC
>thinks it's okay to sacrifice performance for muh portability
>unironically defends 20 FPS

>>383594228
If you're a retarded baby I'm sure ARMS is a great game.

>>383594784
Because everyone knew if Nintendo didn't come out with a big hit this would be it for them for a long time. And it's not a hit.

>>383585098
> whelp

Bak2reddit

>Nintenbros have to justify their terrible purchase(+400$) by blaming Apple and Sony, that did nothing.
The same happened with the Wii U, the same happened with the Wii and the same happened with the GC.

>>383596973
Just because you suck at the game doesn't make it bad DSP.

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>>383589675
>>383591210
he's confirmed canadian, i screencapped it

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>>383596245
>can't play BoTW without cutscenes

nigger what the fuck i praise the fuck out of breath of the wild BECAUSE it ditched the tedious seven hours of story intro

if there was a skip story button I would slam the hell out of it

what the fuck are you on about here with this "every game with a story is a movie" stories have been an industry standard since 1985 you fucking tool

if this isn't bait i will be seriously disappointed in humanity, go back to pong you degenerate

>>383597117
it really costs $400 to play Nintendo games at 720p? JFC.

>>383596953
It's perfectly acceptable to sacrifice performance for portability retard. It's why I'm okay with a 720p smart phone even though I play PC at 1440p 96fps. Now HOW MUCH you should sacrifice is a valid discussion. I believe the switch should either be more powerful handheld or have a longer battery life.

>>383596953
>options are baaaad
I was mostly referring to indies. Most other games I'd still get on PC, because I don't really use my Switch out of the dock. But if I do decide the sacrifice (if there is one) is okay, then it's my prerogative to do so, so fuck off.

Also who are you quoting as defending 20 FPS? Shitpost better.

>>383597159
>nigger what the fuck i praise the fuck out of breath of the wild BECAUSE it ditched the tedious seven hours of story intro
But it didn't. For example, you can't even skip the tutorial plateau which is nothing but cinematic garbage. So right offf the bat you're lying. Also, if I want to explore, I have to risk running into a cinematic tripmine, of which there are dozens hidden everywhere. If I don't want cancerous hollywood garbage ruining my experience, I have to rush right to ganon. So that 100+ hours of gameplay is also a lie.

So exactly how is this game good again, when it has cancerous cinematic tumors scattered everywhere, and I have to avoid massive portions of the map to not trigger them?

>>383596953
>>thinks it's okay to sacrifice performance for muh portability
Sorry not everyone is a NEET nigger living off the government and their parents and like going outside to socialize with friends and don't care enough about 120FPS/40K graphics that they are willing to spend up to $300+ more for a gaming PC that might not run all games or spend about $100+ more than a switch to make a PC from scratch.
Most people are willing to sacrifice muh graphics and mods maymays for convenient play.

>in other switch thread
>guy claims his local gamestop has 15 in stick right now
>I ask for the gamestop number/address so I can buy at least one of them
> no reply

>>383597338
>>383597235
resolution can be an iffy thing to sacrifice, but at no point should you ever sacrifice framerate. 60 FPS needs to be standard, and willfully accepting lower is disgusting. That's why I refuse to consider a good game. It's more akin to a movie like Uncharted.

>>383597490
0/10

>>383597108
Dafuq does that even mean...?

>>383597545
>Sorry not everyone is a NEET nigger
Uh oh, someone let /pol/ out of their containment board.

>>383585098
There's no way I'd pay more than $150 for this overpriced handheld system.

>>383596817
I didn't say that.

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>>383597754
So you agree that the cinematics are tumors ruining the gameplay? Because removing them would fix not only Zelda, but every game in existence. they were limitations of a bygone era where devs couldn't figure out how to implement them as gameplay.

>>383597897
I am indifferent about them.

>>383597490
>Cinematic tripwires
Could you give some examples? I'm drawing a blank here.

>>383588806

Why isnt splatoon 2 in this pic yet Xenoblade is?

>>383585098
Having more than 1 game thats not shovelware or a party game would help a lot

>>383597604
I agree that 60 fps should be standard; I'm a huge advocate of it. But right now it isn't, so this is a situational thing. You have to look at the whole picture for each game. Lower FPS or resolution might be worth it in some cases.

Also, saying a game can't be good if it isn't 60 FPS is really silly. Just so you know.

>>383589821
Brilliant. That explains why it's sold out everywhere in America.

>>383592279
It literally only has 1 game you crazy fuck

>>383597953
Anything involving the memories.
Anything involving the disgusting waifu filth put in to pander to kids who want to jerk off (Mipha, for example)
Anything involving the gerudo
The entire tutorial plateau
The entire endgame sequence before, during, and after you've fought ganon, when the game just can't stop narrating to you when you're trying to play the game (particularly the segment where you fight the final form of Calamity Ganon as his giant boar form)

For a game about gameplay, I can sure find alot of cinematic filth.

>>383598147
>But right now it isn't, so this is a situational thing.
I can't agree. I'm sick of companies thinking they can continue to screw over their fans just because they can. I'm already being asked to pay 60 dollars for a game that has content constantly ripped out to be held behind amiibos and season passes. Framerate is where I draw the line.

>>383598272
... no

>>383598272
prove it

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>>383597979
It's a variant to pic related's thing

>>383598185
It's sold out because artificial shortage to create hype is the only way to sell a weak system with only 1 game anybody cares about. Artificial shortages have been their game for the last few devices they've released, and it works for them. To suggest its not artificial shortage is pretty silly since ps4 rapidly outsold the switch in its first months and no shortages happened.

>>383598298
>For a game about gameplay, I can sure find alot of cinematic filth.

Lots of gameplay too :)

>>383598298
>I'm already being asked to pay 60 dollars for a game that has content constantly ripped out to be held behind amiibos and season passes. Framerate is where I draw the line.

Look I agree with you, but things have been this way for years and years now. It sucks, but there's no going back from it. You can be upset about it, or enjoy games for what they are. Take BotW for example. I would have loved it was 60 fps, but it isn't. Am I going to miss out on it because of that? Of course not.

>>383594075
For you.

>>383598540
>muh artificial shortage!!!

prove it

>>383598328
Ah yes forgot about skyrim and nintendogs

>>383598540
No disu shitto agen.jpg

>>383598615
finally i can die a happy guy

>>383598272
>>383598647
Oh so you're baiting, okay. Have fun.

>>383598549
When Dragon Age had that same "gameplay" we didn't call it gameplay. We rightfully called it cinematic filler.

>>383598602
>Take BotW for example. I would have loved it was 60 fps, but it isn't. Am I going to miss out on it because of that?
I'm not missing out on anything, because it's a terrible """game""". I'm sorry, but I'm no longer sacrificing my standards just so some filthy corporate can make a profit.

>>383589574
I have a question, do you Nintenbros actually believe this shit, like are you actually deluded, or are you aware of how full of shit you are?

Nintendo being infamous for artificial scarcity isn't a "meme" it's a reputation which they've consistently earned for *years.* Look at the NES and SNES Classics; two products they knew were going to be hot items, and they intentionally underproduced, so unless you were home sick from work/school during the few hours they were available for preorder, prepare to get fucked by scalpers, and that's assuming your preorder doesn't get randomly canceled.

Same with collector's edition games/consoles. I get that limited means limited, but the preorder window simply has got to be at least an entire day, if not an entire week.

Look at Destiny 2, you could preorder a collector's edition for like a week after the announcement, limited still get batches popping up, the console bundle is available for preorder right now. Look at MVC: I, which as a fucking sweet collector's edition, that is available for preorder on any platform going on two months after being announced.

And you mean to tell me Nintendo is still getting caught off guard by the demand for their products? I call bullshit.

>>383598904
>When Dragon Age had that same "gameplay" we didn't call it gameplay. We rightfully called it cinematic filler.

What are you talking about

>>383598932
>I have a question, do you Nintenbros actually believe this shit, like are you actually deluded, or are you aware of how full of shit you are?

irony

Nes and SNES classic are limited run production items, Nintendo never committed to making either for the long term

>>383598298
>memories
optional and skippable
>waifu trash
much of it skippable
>gerudo
much of it skippable
>tutorial
cinematic parts skippable, game parts is necessary for new players
>endgame sequence
skippable cutscene
a bossfight
cutscene, not sure if skippable
phase two
cutscene and credits, skippable

i'd consider none of these "tripwires", as they are all in predictable locations, except for the very optional memories

>>383598932
Well their last console wasn't a huge success.

>>383598904
>I'm sorry, but I'm no longer sacrificing my standards just so some filthy corporate can make a profit.

Awesome, anon. You fight that good fight. I hope it works out for you and the industry changes due to your steadfast dedication to excellence.

>>383595253
Kill yourself, ACfag.

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>>383599239
okay???

I liked DA:I

>>383588806
When will this Xenoblade meme die? It is unobjectively a fucking trash garbage game. It has a trash battle system. Trash gameplay. Trash story. Trash voice actors.

Who the fuck even plays these games?

>>383590712
This is a mentality I never got. Do you sell every game and system you own when you buy a new console? Do you sell your PC as well? Heck, even during the prime of a console you're never playing just that one device. You own multiple systems then buy the games that you like as they come out for them. In the case of the Switch, there probably will be a lull after Splatoon 2 and before Mario Odyssey, but guess what? I still have PS3 (not a typo, 3 not 4) games I haven't even touched. I do not want for games. A multi month gap doesn't even phase me and I'd wager it doesn't phase anyone shitposting here.

>>383586716
Its not the same as a ps4, its not a wannabe PC. nintendo actually makes consoles and makes games. Sony simply sells a prebuilt PC with a DRM OS that lets you play recent games at subpar levels of performance and pays off developers to make exclusive games FOR them. They haven't done a damn thing to deserve their success or exclusives. There is no personality to these bricks anymore, sony shouldn't be praised for simply successfully marketing a cheap prebuilt to poor morons and kids, ESPECIALLY when their competition(xbox team) shot themselves in the foot and gave themselves the plague.

Nintendo is still in their corner making decent games for their console they continue to try to innovate with in more meaningful ways than just upgrading the specs. They're at least trying to push the industry forward with their hardware and games, sony is just taking advantage of whatever trends are happening at the time(darksouls faggotry inspired them to pay for a darksouls game to be exclusive to their shitbrick).

Nintendo + PC is the only way to go. PS4 exclusives aren't anything special and alternatives can be found on PC, there is no reason to support these kinds of consoles anymore.

>>383595253
>muh one second of cutscenes means it's a movie game!!!!

hi ACfig :)

>>383599110
>skippable
Not an argument. They still exist in the game, so as far as I'm concerned they're not skippable. Until I can buy a version of the game where they never exist, the game is cinematic filth. Maybe put the resources from those disgusting cutscenes into better game optimization. Perhaps trying to reach 60 FPS instead of attempting, and failing, to make your game """art"""?

See, if the game ran at 60 FPS and didn't have all of its other glaring flaws, then maybe I could see this "skippable" argument, but as it is, their very presence means that the devs focused more on the crappy story than actually making the game good. So they're not skippable to me.

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>>383598932
>>>383589574
>I have a question, do you Nintenbros actually believe this shit, like are you actually deluded, or are you aware of how full of shit you are?
>Nintendo being infamous for artificial scarcity isn't a "meme" it's a reputation which they've consistently earned for *years.* Look at the NES and SNES Classics; two products they knew were going to be hot items, and they intentionally underproduced, so unless you were home sick from work/school during the few hours they were available for preorder, prepare to get fucked by scalpers, and that's assuming your preorder doesn't get randomly canceled.
>Same with collector's edition games/consoles. I get that limited means limited, but the preorder window simply has got to be at least an entire day, if not an entire week.
>Look at Destiny 2, you could preorder a collector's edition for like a week after the announcement, limited still get batches popping up, the console bundle is available for preorder right now. Look at MVC: I, which as a fucking sweet collector's edition, that is available for preorder on any platform going on two months after being announced.
>And you mean to tell me Nintendo is still getting caught off guard by the demand for their products? I call bullshit.

Nah your retarded nothing limited edition is just a paywall for dlc you don't get in based form. In video games it's literally nothing but a scam. Have you ever bought figurines or anything outside that actually is limited like figurines and comics. First print goes up so high price compared to a second and third print.

The fact you even remotely like MVC infinite shows are retarded you truly are.

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>>383599301
>liking a game whose devs openly admitted that they hated working on, since they wanted to make an "artistic film" first and foremost

>>383596330
Now you're getting it
It's very clever manipulation in which nintenbros pretend to be sonybros and get other nintenbros to defend the switch, getting everyone else to see the actual state of the switch

>>383599462
>muh cinematic trash
>muh 60fps

nice memepost

>>383599563
okay, it was good!

>>383599651
>getting everyone else to see the actual state of the switch
That it's doing alright?

>>383596747
Winning because Switch shortage good job.
I hope you post the week when splatoon 2 arrive.

>>383599651
no I'm pretty sure it's a couple of deranged lunatics but keeping these threads up keeps them less invested in actual threads

>>383589886
>Europe
Fucking kek

>>383599803
Fucking hell when will summer end?

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>>383599772
>wanting 60 FPS in your games is a memepost
>liking Dragon Age: Inquisition isn't

>>383599462
>cutscenes caused the game not to be 60FPS
Is something wrong with your brain? I'm actually concerned about you at this point.

Actually I'm really puzzled right now. You obviously have a vendetta against both non-60FPS games and/or games with cutscenes. You'd know before playing a game that it had one of these "problems." So why do you bitch about it? Like nigga just don't play those games. Or at least don't come here spewing your very unique garbage opinion about games you either didn't play, or that you played going into them that you would hate. You're literally wasting the post count.

>>383599846
lol, you were searching the whole time? of course some one will post it, you dont worry about that

>>383600004
yes, fetishizing it to that extent is a meme

Nobody talks about DA:I anymore, so liking it can't be a meme

>>383599996
When you get off /v/?

Just sayin.

>>383599302
Hi there Barney

>>383594784
>40-65 millions in its lifetime
And thats why no one will ever take you cucks seriously.


I'm an idort but I will always shitpost against Nintendo

Terrible deluded fanbase and a retarded company

>>383595907
A lot of countries in Europe don't even have a vetting process for "refugees" lol.

>>383599462
>you can skip those
>no you can't, they exist, so you can't skip them
I really wish autism was just a meme.

>>383595881
All 4 of them

>>383600046
>Is something wrong with your brain?
The budget went somewhere anon. And with the limited capacity of the Switch, they wasted time and precious resources making the cinematics and hiring storywriters, when they should've fired them all and hired some more developers who actually make videogamey content. Games don't need stories, that was Nintendo's first mistake.

>don't come here spewing your very unique garbage opinion about games that you played going into them that you would hate. You're literally wasting the post count.
Excuse me, you don't get to discard my criticism just because you make a meme or two. If I gave the game a chance, and it did not impress, I am well within my rights to give it my two cents.

>>383600094
>yes, fetishizing it to that extent is a meme
Odd. So it's now fetishizing it to want a game that doesn't look like it was made in Microsoft powerpoint?

ITT people who cant afford a new console

>>383600301
The 3DS sold 65M units and the Wii U sold 13M. Even if we assume everyone with a Wii U also owned a 3DS that's 65M potential customers. It's not outrageous to assume that any sales lost to a jaded 3DS customer could be picked up by a new child/a returning customer who skipped the 3DS/a new Nintendo custom curious about the handheld/console hybrid nature of the Switch.

>>383600397
Can I buy a version of the game where they aren't in the game? If so, please direct me in the direction.

>>383599394
Wait.

Is all of this:
>>383597604
>>383597897
>>383598298
>>383598904
>>383599462
Is all of that ACFag? Just so I know to avoid engagement in the future.

>>383600651
That's not ACfag. he's known prominently for his reddit spacing, where he puts a space between the quote and his post.

>>383600651

like this.

>>383600618
Do you understand what the concept of "skipping" is?
The thing you're skipping has to be in existence in order for you to skip over it.
You can't skip over something that isn't there.

>>383600514
>muh powerpoint
oh it's you again lol get over it

>>383600651
It's all ACfag yea. Now that you know the smell of his stench try and avoid giving him (You)'s in the future. We're only making him stronger

>>383596330
Probably because the apple meme is a lie and if it were true why not use that le epik warchest they have to outbid them?

>>383600775
>Do you understand what the concept of "skipping" is?
You mean like how you can "skip" the tutorial plateau?

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>But there's a shortage!

>>383600514
>The budget went somewhere anon. And with the limited capacity of the Switch, they wasted time and precious resources making the cinematics and hiring storywriters, when they should've fired them all and hired some more developers who actually make videogamey content.

*Wii U

And it would have never hit 60 anyway, not without being a completely different game. You can't squeeze blood from a stone just by getting more people in on the squeezing. That's not how it works.

>Excuse me, you don't get to discard my criticism just because you make a meme or two. If I gave the game a chance, and it did not impress, I am well within my rights to give it my two cents.

True, but yes, I do get to discard it when it's clear, based on your predetermined hate of both <60fps and cinematics, that you were never going to like it in the first place. You're overwhelmingly, and quite clearly, biased.

>Odd. So it's now fetishizing it to want a game that doesn't look like it was made in Microsoft powerpoint?
To the extent you do, yes.

ITT: assblasted vitafags. Face it, your weeb games will be on the switch for now on. Especially considering how the Japs are gonna start killing each other over lotto giveaways once Splatoon 2 comes out.

>>383601046
>a fucking leaf

>>383601031
I wouldn't know, i haven't played the game.
I'm just concerned over your misconception of skipping.

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>>383585098
>all these shill threads on /v/ before launch
>i actually fell for the hype and bought one.
>it's been collecting dust for months now
Well atleast BOTW was fun. For a week.

>>383601179
>And it would have never hit 60 anyway,
That's just Nintendo's lazy excuse. Any game can be rendered at 60 FPS, but only if you're willing to make sacrifices to useless features, like story or graphics. after all, I thought only the Ps4 and Xbox focused on those things? Shouldn't Nintendo be doing their own thing with 60 FPS and gameplay focus? I guess not.

>True, but yes, I do get to discard it when it's clear, based on your predetermined hate of both <60fps and cinematics, that you were never going to like it in the first place.
When I went into Zelda, I assumed that Nintendo would focus on gameplay and performance instead of voice acting and CGI graphics and cutscenes. That's what sony and MS do, I thought Nintendo was the original one out of the bunch, right? That was their entire slogan this gen? It was their entire marketing strategy, both on their websites and right here on /v/. how was I supposed to know that they were the exact kind of filthy corporate scum as their competitors?

>To the extent you do, yes.
Then it sounds like you've never played on a PC, where 60 FPS is standard.

>>383601643
I don't consider it something you can skip when you have to skip the entire game that "supposedly" exists just so you don't run into them. It kinda defeats the point, like how you can "skip" using fast travel in skyrim, but that just shows how boring the game is without it. It's nothing more than a bandaid on bad gameplay to attempt to make it look good.

I am so glad my friend had an old Wii U I could borrow to play Zelda. I feel sorry for the people who got suckered into shelling out $300 for a Shitch just to play this mediocre game.

>>383601695
You fell for the drone meme bro. Most of us have just laughed at the shitch's poor performance while ripping its shitty games apart.

You could scalp it tho.

>>383600651
Yes it's ACfag. Now stop replying to his idiotic points.

>>383601980
This. Shitch is the most pathetic piece of hardware to come from the 2010s and it amazes me that people think it's doing well. Feel terrible for anyone who enjoys that shit.

>>383602041
>w-waaah anyone who doesn't like cinematitch is acfag!!!!!!!

>>383589886
>We have 3 in stock here in Romania faggot!

>>383601887
>you have to skip the entire game that "supposedly" exists just so you don't run into them.

Umm

What?

All the switchers can suck my penis and I'll consider taking their dust collecting tablet off their hands

>>383602409
Can I explore the entire overworld without worrying about running into a trigger for the cutscenes? No, I can't, unless I knew about them beforehand.

>>383602143
>it amazes me that people think it's doing well

It amazes you that people think the truth?

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>>383602143
It amazes me that people think this is doing well, too

>>383602653
But those cutscenes are skippable, and how does this imply the gameplay doesn't exist?

>>383602653
Yes, you have to manually hit A on anything that would trigger a cutscene.

>>383601887
Oh man.
>That's just Nintendo's lazy excuse. Any game can be rendered at 60 FPS, but only if you're willing to make sacrifices to useless features, like story or graphics. after all, I thought only the Ps4 and Xbox focused on those things? Shouldn't Nintendo be doing their own thing with 60 FPS and gameplay focus? I guess not.
Like I said, no matter how you reallocate things, BotW would never have reached 60 without either being a completely different game, or ACTUALLY looking like a PS2 game like shitposters say. It has nothing to do with lazy excuses. It has everything to do with balancing design and and hardware limitations. You have a neurotic fixation with 60 fps. I love 60fps as much as most gamers, but it isn't a hardline for me. It clearly is for you. MOST people would take the game looking as it does now, than having it look like a pile of ass or being a totally different game.

>how was I supposed to know that they were the exact kind of filthy corporate scum as their competitors?
Not commenting on that because everything about it is stupid, but as for knowing what Zelda was going to be like, you could have, I don't know, watched ANY footage of it pre-release?

>Then it sounds like you've never played on a PC, where 60 FPS is standard.
My primary platform is PC. Switch and Wii U for Nintendo games. I wish 60fps was standard for every game ever made, but it isn't, and it's actually, literally, borderline autistic to fixate on it the way you are.

>>383602653
95% of it, yes. And almost all of them can be skipped. Like dude, if you can't handle cutscenes, how are you even still playing video games anymore?

>>383602751
>60m
It's doing insanely well.