WHAT IF MARIO HAD A GUN LOL

>>383575070
why would he use a Grease Gun tho?

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lol what if mushrooms changed Peach's breast size

>>383575146
because he's a greasy italian wop lol

>>383575146
Robot Chicken didn't care what type of gun he had so long as he had some kind of "machine gun" type weapon.

Seriously OP it's Robot Chicken, low hanging fruit.

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>>383575146

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What if this guy had a gun?

>>383575070
He'd shoot the shit up because of all the crap nintendo's put him through.

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ITSA TIME TO DIE WAHOO!

>>383575070
>Mussolini

>>383575070
What if Mario ended up shooting bullets instead of flinging fireballs? The devs of SMB1 once considered having him fire bullets, you know.

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Remember that time Mario was arrested?

>>383575070
>no mario fps games
They could make bazillion in the west. Instead they make gayass squid shit.

>>383579015
Remember that time Mario jumped into your fridge and drank all your fucking milk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cFKpQ7NbaA

LOL WHAT IF MARIO DID DRUGS AND THEN WHEN HE WAS TRIPPING WHEN HE STOMPED ON TURTLES THERED BE LOTS OF BLOOD LMAO

Remember when Brawl introduced DK by having him kill a koopa troopa with his bare hands

>>383579181
but what could they add to make it more than "play it for a week then forget about it"-type game?

>>383576682
Chink, spic and cracka, but what's wop?

>>383579778
"without papers"

>>383579184
fucking asshole

never invite the "mario" to your own house

did anyone have the "mario" in their life?

>>383579778
White oven dodgers people

>>383579928
My dad would eat my lunch for school, one day I'd just go to the cafeteria and notice my missing food.

>>383579812
Clearly italian is potentially better at making up insults, which is why we have around 100 words to call a woman whore.

>>383579287
BRUHHH LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32z4V68lWwg