It's not a handheld. It's not a console. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT

A handheld console.

It's a handheld.
And it's a console.
It's a Switch.

It's a hybrid. Instead of going for tiny pocket handheld insides, or giant laptop insides, they went for tablet insides.

It's like a medium.

A handheld that can play games on the tv as well. The good of a console being able to play games on a tv, without needing to keep up with the standards of a console because its a handheld.

Conheld or Handsol

>>383573314
It's Digerno.

Another failed meme by Nintendo.

>B-B-B-BUT IT'S SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE

So was the Wii U. It's sold out because Nintendo don't know logistics.

>>383573617
Will u stopped being sold out after 1 month. Keep crying.

>>383573314
Its both actually.

>>383573314
handheld with HDMI out

300 dollar social media post

And a great way to identify people to avoid

>>383573617

Former gamestop employee here. No it wasn't. We had Wii U's like 2 weeks after release at least.

>>383573617
>Nintendo don't know logistics.
Please, they did they same thing with the amiibos, the Wii, the nes classic and soon-to-be snes classic, etc: Drive-up demand by super-limiting supply. The act of making a product seem exclusive, hard-to-find/rare, and/or limited makes people who would typically not care about said product until later in its lifespan when its worth it, fence-sitters, etc. billing to pre-order the damned things just to get one. And that's all money in NoA's pocket.

NoA hates their customers with a firey passion unrivaled by anything besides hemorrhoids, but they sure do love your money!

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>>383573314
First of all, even handhelds are consoles.
Secondly, switch IS a handheld. You just can plug it to tv if you want to.

>>383573314
A handheld with a docking station

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>>383573314
It's a tablet with controllers.

>>383573775
>Former
Couldn't keep calling yourself a dicky mcstophole huh

>>383574332

Nah, we got robbed at gun point like 3 times in 4 weeks and I was like NOPE.jpg.

>>383573314
It's a glimpse at the future for us all.

One day, our mobile fones will be replaced by all-in-one dockable devices we will use to carry all our shit around.

Nintendo are ahead of the curve.

It's a tablet packaged with a dock.

>>383573314
It doesn't matter.

>>383574262
All of that image has been debunked as absolute bullshit. We do /v/ kiddies hate Nintendo so much? Is it just immaturity or something more serious?

Firstly, handhelds are consoles.
Secondly this thing is hybrid of portable and home consoles.
It's a very simple concept that I would expect even retards like you understand.

>>383573314
>handhelds are not consoles

????

>>383573314
Don't be anal.
the whole point with the name is that it SWITCHes between a handheld and a console.
Cheap bait

its a portable console

>>383575043
From the ages of 12 to 17, liking Nintendo is considered "childish" until 18-20 when you realize that Nintendo is fucking incredible.

>>383575043
In what way has it been debunked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr8SbLgHkzI

https://www.amazon.com/Aikun-Morphus-X300-3D-Glasses-Free-Controllers/dp/B017CWO2CK

The first gender fluid console.

>mfw people say Nintendo isn't sjw bullshit.

>>383573314

It's a tech toy.

>>383574262
You people are fucking retarded. These companies spend so much on R&D they have patents for everything. What matters is deciding to push something into the market. Sure Sony had the patent for the Move before the Wii came out, but without the Wii it would've never seen the light of day.

>>383576298
Incidentally, the patents for the structure of the Switch were filed in February 2015, before the Aikun device existed.

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>>383573314
It's a piece of shit.

>>383573314
It's garbage.

>>383573314
It's a handheld made so it can trick westerners to think that they're buying a console.

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>>383575471
It's a noted piece of shit tech and demos were a scam.

If your only inference is that Nintendo stole their design because it has controllers on the side then you're deluded. That shit has been around for YEARS. Pic related.

Also not considering the years Nintendo spent developing the system. The desperation to try on shit on Nintendo in these boards truly pitiful.

>>383576865
>>383576907
>>383576915

The Sonyp0ny defence force in full swing.

it's a console for manchildren that suck Nintendo's cock.

Console for sheeps who will buy anything Nintendo shits because they are weakminded

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>>383577346

The tears. Oh the salty tears. How glorious it is to bathe in them.

>>383573617
Nintendo shipped 9 million units of Wii U's for launch. They were most certainly not sold out.

>>383577456
kys drone

>4 months after release
>people STILL don't understand what the Switch is
It's both you fucking retards. I htought the concept was simple but there are SO MANY of you guys who simply can't comprehend it and keep trying to label it a home console or a handheld.

>>383577953
Really, even all those casuals who thought the Wii U was a Wii add-on realize what the Switch is supposed to be. I didn't think it was possible to be this slow.

>>383573903
>it's the artificial supply meme

>>383579484
I think it's mostly died out, but some people are still clinging to it for dear life.

>>383573617

only black version sold out lol
white 8gb was everywhere

>>383578717
4chan houses people that can't understand storytelling of a show aimed for Japanese 4 year olds

it wouldn't surprise me if people here can't get anything that's outright stated in their faces

>>383573314
overpriced garbage

>>383580035
300 dollars is pocket money and if you are paying more blame your shitty country's taxes

>>383580035
I really hope you're not a Sony or Microsoft fan if you're complaining about Nintendo launching a console at $300.

It's a trans-console, anon. It doesn't know what it wants to be, so it does both.

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>>383574262
>gaming tablet

>>383580035
what are you, poor?

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>>383573314
It's just another abysmal entry in Nintendo's strategy to innovate stuff that doesn't need innovating, to catch up in a race that stopped ages ago, to cram as much useless gimmicks into their stuff as possible and fuck over loyal costumers with pure greed.

And don't forget they hold one of the worlds best game developers caged up in their sweatshops/dungeons.

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>>383581251
>implying having lighter portables with bigger screens isn't a good thing

>>383577030
>behead those who insult nintendo

Handheld.
Laptops/phones can be linked up to a TV /monitor doesn't make them desktops.

You can't deny this.

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>>383573314
>it's not a kid
>it's not a squid
WHAT ARE YOU NOW?

>>383581251
As in make a Nintendo console that has considerable hardware power to back it up for once?

>>383573314
A flop

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>>383582308
A what now? I cant hear you over these stocks rising.

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>>383573314
It's shit.

>>383574585

move out of chicongo

>>383573314
It's a toy - a pretty fun toy

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Why do you guys always fight over whose toy is better?

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>>383583921
Idorts are a minority, not many have the brain capacity to understand that one person can have more then one console.

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>>383574585
>Nah, we got robbed at gun point like 3 times in 4 weeks
Where the fuck do you live that such a thing is even possible?

>>383573617
No it didn't. Only the 32gb sku sold out, the 16gb never did. All those breathless articles about the WiiU shortage were only referring to the 32gb sku, which they generally wouldn't bother mentioning till the last paragraph. And even then that onky lasted a little over one month. The Wii U had negative sales in some regions in the quarter after Christmas (1.5 months after release) because returns were outstripping its sales.

>>383573314
It's a handheld the can display on TV, why is this so hard for people to grasp?
>All of the Switch's internals are in the tablet
>The tablet can function without the dock
>The dock can't function without the tablet
>We already know the dock is a glorified HDMI cable with a stand and doesn't add any power

It's a handheld.
There is nothing that makes it a home console asides the fact that you can put it on a stand and play it off your TV. I can do that with a capture card 3DS and mods to let me use wireless controllers. Does that make my 3DS a home console?

>>383573314

The literal Jew of the industry.

Docked mode is "white"

Handheld mode is "oppressed" Jew by stronger whites.


Also costs more than everything.

both
hence the name

>bought a Switch on Amazon
>expected delivery is today
>still has to be shipped
It's ridiculous I've already got the games but not the console

>>383586119
Have you tried licking the games in your boredom?

Its a handheld that can be displayed on the TV.

>>383586189
They're still in their packaging, not gonna open them till I receive the Switch because I want to feel again that kind of magic Christmas had years ago

>>383573314
the cock in your mum's cunt

>>383586403
Even with all the technology we have today, that feeling cannot be emulated.

>>383586119

bought one on friday and had the opposite problem

console got here before the games did

>>383573314
Any way to stream switch to a larger tablet?

>>383587026
You might have to wait for those for quite some time.

>>383576987
>tablet gaming isn't a new thing
Whoa you blew my mind with that one nigger.
You can't take that piece of trash in your pic seriously. Just look at it

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