christ... fucking hell.

wow dark souls pizza

>>383554826
kek

>>383554860
What toppings are the dark souls of pizza? I'd say olives

>>383555002
buffalo chicken

>>383555002
anchovies and beef

tough but fair

>>383555002
pineapple

>>383555101
But dark souls is good

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>>383554826
Fuck now I'm getting vietnam flashbacks to that pizza.

>>383555101
this "pineapple on pizza is bad" meme has to end

fucking normie plebs who never had hawaiian pizza

>>383555101
Pineapple is goat, especially with brie/Camembert cheese chunks on top

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>order one game
>get three [3 (not 1)] instead

>>383555193
It is bad, the acidity is unwelcome compared to the acidity you would get from just having tomatoes. Warm pineapple has no place on a pizza. It does not add anything. It is a cancer.

>>383555101
This

>>383555193
>gf thinks pineapple on pizza is gross
>order all our pizzas with extra pineapple
>laugh at her as she picks off every piece every single time for every single slice
what a idot

>>383555193
Pineapple on pizza IS normie, anon.

>>383555193
>mixing salty food with sweet food
Absolutely haram.

>>383555268
>Pineapple is too acidic to be on pizza
The fuck kind of reasoning is that? You're not just adding a scientific veneer to your personal taste for legitimacy's sake are you anon?

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my god,
unbelievable...

>>383555413
Some of the best mixtures are sweet and savoury, you turbo pleb.

>>383555101
The two times I've had pineapple on pizza I couldn't even taste it. I don't really see the point

>>383555475
You cannot name 3.

>>383555268
I like pineapple on a supreme pizza where it is scarce but complements the sauce with a sweetness.

>>383555413
>hes never tried chocolate covered pretzels OR hawaiian pizza

point proven fagola-chan

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>>383555413
how can you BE this fucken PLEBIAN

>>383555548


crappy fruit is known to hardly taste like anything.

>This game features co-op?
>Yes, chef, 4-player split screen co-op
>Fucking christ...

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>>383555381
>subjecting your gf to embarrassment in public just because she can't eat what you eat
>making her eat a pizza with gross fruit juice all over it
>calling her an idiot
you don't deserve her

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...

>>383555413
What's it like being such a fucking simpleton?

>>383555193
It's not even bad, it's just nothing special whatsoever. You barely even taste it, it adds almost nothing to the flavor of the pie.

>>383555821
Just. Awful.

>>383555101
So it's garbage? Got it.

>>383555564
Orange chicken, sweet and sour chicken, baby back ribs often use sweet bbq sauce. Three (3)

>>383555908
This is only true with Frozen pizzas though. Every time I make it or have it delivered fresh fruit is used and it adds some sweetness to the pizza.

>>383556035
honestly
the first two can be cooked with the juice alone
I don't care about having chunks of fruit in it

>>383555381
That's mean, anon. She prob hates you.

>>383555101
>disgusting shit that people claim tastes good because it's different from the norm
Yeah this guy gets it.

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>>383555101
>tfw I love Crash Bandicoot and pineapple & ham hawaiian pizza

>>383556174
so?

>>383556159
I was more just listing dishes that are sweet and savory. I don't care much for the oranges in orange chicken, although the fruit in sweet and sour chicken is pretty good a lot of times.

>>383555253
my nigga

>>383556181
I think it tastes good because sweet and savory go together.

>see this meme
>think its pretty funny
>praying and hoping OP didnt jack it from reddit or facebook
i hate the future

>>383554826
There was absolutely nothing wrong with that 'za

>>383556341
It's just OP. He made one with Horizon and normalshits unironically think that leftist trash is good.

>>383556615
>oh my god, it's so tender

>>383556615
Make a Zelda one with the bread pudding.

>>383555193
Hawaiian with jalapeno is GOD TIER

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>>383555821

>>383556615
>so full of flavor
>the meat almost melts in your mouth

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I tried pinapple on pizza for the first time a couple weeks ago and I actually liked it

>>383556615

BLOODY ELL DATS TENDAH

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>>383555193
at least pineapple is better than some of the monstrosities of a pizza i have seen my room mates order

>ranch sauce
>tomatoes, extra fucking cold
>olives
>shrooms
>stuffed crust thats crammed with random veggie shit

isn't even a pizza at this point. fucking disgusting.

Ever have keto pizza?
It's chewy and tasty.

>>383557185
fuck you, mushrooms are literally the best topping

>>383557185
>>stuffed crust thats crammed with random veggie shit
yeah but pepperjack style stuffed crust in amazing

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>>383557392
you're the guy who buys pizza for the whole party, gets everyone hyped up for some bomb ass pizza and then gets the shit beaten out of because you bought nothing but disgusting lies.

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why the fuck is this sauce full of quips?

>>383557636
Chef, the original sauce had no identity and I had to improvise.

Kipper's, Mushroom, deepdish pizza

>>383557636
But chef he was drunk

>>383557185
>shrooms
Mushrooms are god-tier food.

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>>383557392
top taste anon

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Worst pizza I've ever made for a customer was some veg pizza without cheese. Tomato sauce, tomatoes, onion and arugula.

>>383557558
What kind of parties are you going to where people beat the shit out of each other over a pizza?

>>383558079
The hell is arugula?

>>383558079
did you frown the entire time you made it?

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>>383558212
Also known as rucola.

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>>383555821
can they recover ?

>>383555101
If you like this shit on your pizza you're a total faggot

>>383558212
Delicious leafy green plant. Probably not something I'd put on a pizza.

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His food making videos are comfy

>>383558750
What's it taste like?
My entire knowledge of greens is love for lettuce and good old chive.

>>383555002
Ghost pepper tomato sauce but the highest quality cheese youve ever tasted.

>>383555821
LOL

>>383557185
>>383557392
>>383557558
>caring this much one way or the other about mushrooms
They literally just taste like whatever you cook them with. They're filler. Mushrooms should never be a deal-breaker.

>>383558079
i don't like cheese on my pizza neither what shop do you work for

>>383555193
banana peppers are better

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>>383558079
Same, made it a few times actually and each time I never understood why those customers are even ordering pizza if they're lactose intolerant.

>>383554826
Waiter, what platform was this made for?
>uhhh PS1...I think
PS1? ...right?
>Yes chef...
Good grief, take this back to the developer and ask him to play it

>>383555268
t. American talking about pizza as if he has any authority on it.

>>383560050
you overestimate the value of cheese on a pizza. you are like the faggots who cannot imagine pizza without pepperoni

>>383560157
obsessed

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>>383556905
>somebody orders that shit and offers me it
>decline and say I would rather starve

I even live in hawaii, where that shit is rampant.

>>383557185
That pizza honestly looks so fuckin good

Eating my banana, curry and peanut pizza and laughing at you plebs that think pepperoni is the height of exotic pizza topping.

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>>383560235
>you are like the faggots who cannot imagine pizza without pepperoni
But cheese pizza is completely fine and just as popular. What are you talking about?

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>>383554826

>>383555101
But pineapple on pizza is actually good

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>>383560285
That's dessert, not pizza.

>>383560367
I remember when I was 8 and would only eat cheese pizza and drink non-carbonated drinks.

>>383560056
Gordon: Wow. A (You)?
m00t: Yeah.
Gordon: Nice. For you?
m00t: Of course, yeah. Why not?
Gordon: Don't you think the mod deserves some (You)s tonight?
m00t: No. They do it for free.

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Hey bro gonna eat me or wh-

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>americans thinking they know shit about pizza

>>383560565
Already eaten.
Thanks for burning my mouth.

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People may argue about toppings, but what pizza is the best?
I'd put my money on Chicken and Spinach alfredo

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It's bloody soggy
they make the portion big but you wouldn't even want eat half of it
honestly i cant even taste the gameplay since the graphics is so bland

>>383560632
damn bro did you go to university to study pizza or something

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Who is the Amy's Baking Company of video games?

>>383560632
OBSESSED

>>383560683
I think he means he doesn't order his cheese pizza with extra cheese and some spicy, exotic pepperoni from Chucky Hut then argues as if he knows what goes on pizza or not.

>>383560692
Revolution 60

>>383560679
>honestly i cant even taste the gameplay since the graphics is so bland
Literally what

>>383560692
Phil Fish

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>>383560669
Sorry for burning your tongue and scarring the top of your mouth bro.

Reminder that pizza bagels are the best

>>383560852
became sick of them after eating them almost daily when I was a kid.

still though, good on occasion

>>383555002
crab legs

>>383560826
>chicken.
What did they mean by this? Do they shave 0.01 cent off per slice if they mix in some chicken intestines?

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Sup Niggas.

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>>383560826
I forgive you, rollbro.

>>383560683
yes

>>383560758
>Chucky Hut
Why is this so funny?

>>383560936
I'd rather go to Frank Pepe's tbqh

>>383560050
I used to do the nocheese thing because the drop in calories meant I could eat more slices. Also you got extra toppings for free to make up for it most of the time

>>383558750

i've had it on pizza.

I'd also recommend it on pizza.

>>383555381
push her down and call her fat

>>383555193
Yeah its Reddits latest obsession like their whole ""fear"" of spiders.

Anyway goat pizza toppings are:
Green olives
Pineapple
Meat of choice

>>383555548
Piss poor pineapples m8 that shit is concentrated flavor

>>383556615
That's a big ass meal

>>383559062
they're too fucking zoomed in

>>383554826
>I died to the Crab on N. Sanity Island!

>>383560367
im saying pizza is good without cheese, the best part about pizza is the sauce, the worst part is the cheese

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>>383555381
shes cucking you with someone who has good taste in pizza, remember that

>>383558079
I wish they would just deport all vegans to california and cut off their internet.

>>383561845
pizza dough has eggs though, that isn't vegan

>>383561929
Not that they would know.

>>383558079
Was it this faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_lAJd7V3lk

>>383560692
>>383560762
Straight up best post. Amy could fit in rev60 without any graphical upgrade (downgrade?)

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I hate pineapple on pizza but is pathetic how people make this a big deal

>>383561982
>moving the goalposts

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>>383562064
I live in Finland, so probably not.

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>>383560370
>This was the thin crust

>>383562091
I wasn't aware that this was a console war thread.

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>>383562064
fucking vegans

>>383560852
Nah, simple ''pizza'' on a floor tortilla with sriracha instead of pizza sauce. Dilute the sriracha as necessary if you are white.

>>383562068
Reminds me of the fags who rag on well done steak but don't even eat rare. Faggots.

>>383562443
you are saying they are still vegan despite eating animal byproducts

>>383555101

meme topping for a meme game

>>383557558
The Todd Howard of partygoers

>>383562553
doesn't matter what you like or don't like but is ridiculous that people are making this into a debate that matters

>>383560370
MAKE ME A PIZZA

>>383556512
>leftist
How?

>>383557185
meats, mushroom, spinach, jalapeño, peppers, onions. everything else is shit

>>383556615
>That's actually quite nice...

>>383560692
Digital Homicide

>>383563075
>he never had pizza with tomatillo salsa
>he never had pizza with pesto
>he never had pizza with some fresh leafy arugula on top

plebeian

>>383559163
Bitter leaves

>>383557558
My experience is people like pizza no matter what form it takes. But if you like friends that make you trend on eggshells, more power to you.

>>383556227
reminder that they replaced the vocals for no reason

>>383564179
The what?

>>383561845
>pizza
>vegan
Know what foods you're talking about before making dumb random projections.

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Alright move out of the way you dumb fuckwads, pizza expert coming in here.
You assholes from Cali or the Midwest or whatever the fuck don't know shit about pizza.

I'm from New England and I have tasted the pizza of gods. I have eaten circular ambrosia. And let me tell you something.

Pineapple pizza is good. It's not the greatest in the world. I'm not some huge Hawaiian pizza fan.
But it's good. It works. The sweet goes nicely with the other elements and there's nothing wrong with it, hating it is an actual meme made up by retards who've never eaten it.
I would never go to a New Haven pizza place and order Hawaiian, because there are much better toppings in the world, but it's a decent option.

Now shut your goddamn mouths, never act like you know pizza in front of me ever again unless you're from New England or MAYBE Chicago.

>>383558079
I've made so many of those kinds of pizzas
black olives up the ass, too
disgusting

>>383564276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYS9M_H6oQI

>>383557558
Umm, sorry sweetie. I can tell you're not an adult yet because the only people who don't enjoy mushrooms are little kids.

>>383564340

Pretty sure you can make vegan pizza anon.

Pineapple is okay IF THE PINEAPPLE IS ADDED AFTER COOKING.
Warm pineapple is disgusting.

>>383564535
I think you mean his voice over, which leads to the point do we need to repost it in every goddamn thread because no one understands that Roo's voice is from Lady and the Tramp

>>383564649
only one sample of many, retard.

>>383564617
>Pineapple is okay IF THE PINEAPPLE IS ADDED AFTER COOKING.

Naw, it's bad either way. Eat pineapple by itself, faggot.

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>only knew about pineapple on pizza because of the TMNT cartoon and for decades thought it was the most disgusting shit
>tried it once for shits and giggles and actually liked it.

>>383564617
this

>>383561356
It doesn't work I call my gf fat everyday especially when she orders fatty foods but she won't stop.

>>383557185
Ranch is just disgusting in general

>>383564447
what an anti climatic post

>>383564789
It's almost like everyone who's ever talked shit on pineapple pizza has never actually tried it.
Kinda like /v/ talking shit on video games they've never played.

Huh. It's like poetry, isn't it?

>>383564564
>the only people who don't enjoy mushrooms are little kids.
I loved mushrooms on pizza as a little kid, so you're Wrong

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>>383555381
>Don't want people to eat my pizza
>Order with no sauce, thin crust, olives, mushrooms, and anchovies
>Get a god tier pizza that nobody will dare touch because of their pleb-tier tastes
Feels good.

>>383556341
Its a stale /tv/ meme

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>>383555821
>>383555472
>>383554826
>>383556615
JESUS CHRIST

SOMEONE MAKE MORE OF THESE

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>>383555002
A white pizza with bacon, jalapenos, and sun dried tomatoes.

>>383557185
>olives and mushrooms
>not two of the highest tier toppings

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>>383560632
>mfw a europoor was obsessed near me

>>383561845
Fuck you dude, it's healthy.

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>>383562064
Wow he went from calm to 100% angry real quick

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>>383564926
Definitely.

>>383560632
Disgusting isn't it?

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>>383560457
sauce?

I just started the game, its awesome. Any good lets plays to watch when I'm having a break?

>>383565361
Tomato

>>383565307
>skeletor.jpg
stop

>>383555268
>pineapple
>tomatoes
>acidic
Are you chugging antifreeze?

>>383565361
one of the Resident Evil movies (the most recent one? dunno)

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>>383565408
Fucking make me.

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>>383555413

>>383565425
>>383565398

thank

>>383565409
pineapples are acidic. usually they'll be sweet enough to counter act the acidity, but a shitty pineapple can taste very sour.

>>383565039
Oh that just means you'll start to hate mushrooms as you get older.

>>383565554
sour is still an acidic flavor

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>"H-Here's your Skyrim."
>Right, thank you darling.
>Oh my god, what IS this?
>Look at these graphics. Bland. Undercooked.
>Disgusting.
>Excuse me dear, when was this made?
>"S-Six years ago."
>Are you taking the piss?
>Right, I want to speak to the chef.
>"It would be our head chef, Todd."
>You've lost the fucking plot, mate. What little plot this game has.
>Do your customers know you're serving them a six year old game?
>It's fucking raw! There's so many bugs in it Pixar wants to make a movie about it!

>>383565996
>There's so many bugs in it Pixar wants to make a movie about it!
reading this in his voice is hysterical

>>383560692
well since abc was basically a front for the mob it would be Konami

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>>383565996
Oh my god thank you

>>383555264
Chef, that *is* one game.
>you fucking serious? my oh my
Yeah, people get mad at me all the time for that. They order one game and then wonder why I brought them three.

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>>383565996
>There's so many bugs in it Pixar wants to make a movie about it!

Why is US version of Kitchen Nightmares so shit

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>>383565996
You had a complaint, Sir. How can I make this up to you so you'll buy more.

>>383566562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY

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>americans don't know anything about piz-

>>383566562
US producers want "the character". Not about the food and the well being of the eatery as it getting to watch Gordo scream at people.

>>383565554
>shitty ingredient choice leads to shitting food
more at 11.

>>383562064
fucking moron, a lot of sauce is cooked with meat for flavor.

>>383565409
>What is citric acid

>>383555268

It's a perfect counter balance to overly salty toppings.

>>383562064
I don't get it. Does he stop being a vegan now?

Why the hell is food in London so horrible? Like at every restaurant I went to, it was just so horrible, especially this one pizza place where I had no idea what any of the ingredients were except for basil and 1 other.other. I coudn't believe it. Fuck that restaurant. Also apparently the concept of medium well doesn't exist there so it was either get a pink soggy hamburger or get a charcoled hamburger. No really I told to cook it a little bit more and they just decided to make it well done. Ungh, that happened at like 3 restaurants.

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>>383565996
>>383565996
Please stoop

Why the hell does anyone like tomatoes on pizza? Tomato sauce is fine, but the solid form has horrible texture.

>>383556615
I'm gonna dab that bottom.

>>383560692
Gearbox

>>383567367
restaraunts or random fast food joints run by islam?

>>383567367
Its because of immigration.

>>383564818
lol

>>383560632

Pizza is an American food, you fool.

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>>383567662
Read a book, Chav. PAKI and roach shitstains you let in can't cook.
Real arab cultures can cook.

>>383555392
No. The normie thing is definitely hating on it. It was literally a bit on Big Bang Theory.

>>383564693
Better than shitty stock sounds

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>>383566653
You've got your head so far up your own ass you're seeing Battleborn. I wouldn't serve this to my dog.
You are deluded if you think this is what your customers want. A port, really?
I've prepared a menu for you - simple, rustic. Classic RPG mechanics with a class-based system-sauce. None of this modern pretentiousness, yeah? No more voiced protagonists.
Keep it simple, old-fashioned.

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>Absolutely disgusting, how old is this engine?
>"15 years chef"
>You've got to be fucking me, dear god.

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>worked at a pizza place once
>make your own pizza subway-esque kinda place
>qt comes in, I'm at the front to take her order
>pull out/press the dough and get ready to put on sauce and toppings and shit
>she asks for standard marinara sauce
>do it quickly and lightly nod, like go on go on
>she says that's it
>wat
>nothing else, just the dough and sauce
>mfw putting it in the oven
>mfw cutting it after the oven
>mfw serving it to her
>mfw seeing her eat it as I wiped counters and shit

>>383565996

>>It's fucking raw! There's so many bugs in it Pixar wants to make a movie about it!

Fug

>>383566849
>US version runs for 10 seasons
>UK runs for 3 seasons

hmm really makes you think

Whos the Gordon Ramsey of Video Games

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>>383567662
>>383567702
it was run by white people, everyone eating was in white, and it wasn't in that Islam neighborhood. The pic related pizza was greasy, cheese came off with just 1 bite (and yes I know people use a fork and knife to eat pizza there, which was the method I used for eating about 25% of it).

There was nothing like peperroni, sausage, bacon, or if there was any kind of meat I had never heard of before. The item menu descruptions were just saying where it was from, not saying what it actually was since I had no idea.

>>383568298
God I fucking hate American TV. How do americlaps enjoy that shit

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>>383568167
I don't like your attitude, and it's real funny that you think screaming into my face is gonna stop mt from serving this vomit over and over again.
Perhaps you would like Fallout 4 instead.

>>383554826

I've been waiting for people to make ridiculous Crash Bandicoot memes, and the time is finally here.

>>383568363
dude just turn off ur brain lmao

>>383568343
I meant to say it like I ate 25% of the pizza using a fork and knife, and didn't even eat the rest of the pizza because it was just so bad. I can post the menu and someone from London can try and recognize that menu to know which restaurant that pizza came from.

>>383568280
I don't see the problem desu.

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Would you eat it?

>>383557185

Totally agree with you. Olives and shrooms are disgusting, feels like having random rubber pieces on your pizza.

Do Americans know what salami on pizza is? It's always just "pepperoni pizza thanks"

>>383557185

Totally agree with you. Olives and shrooms are disgusting, feels like having random pieces of rubber on your pizza.

>>383568343
That looks like a shit version of it but that style of pizza is nice if done well. Excessive toppings are an American meme.

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>>383568595

>>383568595
*click* *click* Ah yes, finest malaria burgers in all of Ahfreecah

>>383568689
So people in London are only supposed to have 3 bites of basil per pizza? I mean look at that, its all basically concentrated in one area! I never liked Chicago style pizza too, where its served in squares and the cheese also comes off with just one bite in the slice, so all the toppings (if any) and cheese come off with the first bite, and the rest of the slice is just sauce and dough.

>>383561236
Do you count really count calories like that?

>he doesn't eat Kebab pizza with fries.

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>>383569153

>>383569019
Did you read my post? In not defending that specific pizza.

>>383567348
Yes. He's required to hand in his vegan card and report to animal cruelty prison until the day of his death.

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>start watching kitchen nightmares clips on youtube some days ago
>start seeing multiple gordon posts on 4chan when I never saw one before
what the fuck is going on?

right
on with the hob
pan, nice and hot
some cloves
hmmm, the smell
in
with your meat
let it seaaaar
just a few seconds on each side
look at that
lovely
simple, rustic
beautiful

>>383569361
>start watching Gordon Ramsey clips
>been 3 days now and still watching
Why the fuck is his shit so addicting

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>>383568595

>>383563820
Arugula does not belong on pizza. Fuck off with that shit.

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>>383555821
Holy shit, fuckin' saved

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>>383554826
>>383566676
>enter kitchen
>this plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFtLvkqHIds
>mfw

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>>383565996

>>383564101

You got me.

>>383564447
>Here's my lukewarm opinion presented in long form
Wow it's fucking nothing, just like your hawaiian pizza.

>>383569450
same here
this shit is almost making me pick up cooking

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Is this the Dark Souls of food analogies?

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>People bully people that eat different kind of pizza
Disgusting.

Oh and how come American Pizza is so much superior to Italian?

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>>383567367
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>medium well

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Pizza maker here. If you order artichoke hearts, shrimp, anchovies, or oysters on your pizza, you deserve to burn in hell. It's fucking disgusting, I cannot fathom why anyone would voluntarily eat that.

Also fuck people who ask for extra cheese and then wonder why their pizza isn't crisp. It's almost like cheese is fucking greasy.

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>>383564447

>>383569914
>Oysters
Who thought that was a good thing to but on a pizza? Sounds disgusting.

>>383569914
Yeah, gotta be scarce on the cheese for thin crust.

>>383569914
what's so bad about them? i like shrimp on my white sauce pizza

>>383560763
Some tryhard trying to mimic OP, except he forgot the part where it's actually kinda funny.

>>383569914
>shrimp
>ever disgusting
You fucking wot m8?

>>383558079

That's bruschetta nigga

>>383570218
>Ocean bugs
>ever not disgusting

>>383570295
Next you're gonna tell me crab meat is bad.

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>>383560370

Thanks for triggering me you fuck.

>>383567367
>going to shops opened by opened by pakis

also some places does the middle-rare burgers well, you just have to look harder.

>tfw cooking channel and food network is some of the best tv on air

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>>383570431
We have a winner.

>>383560370
MOOORE TOPPINGS

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>>383555002

Banana with pieces of chocolate and pringles on top.

[/spoiler]I mostly eat that. It's pretty great.[/spoiler]

>>383568343
>There was nothing like peperroni, sausage, bacon, or if there was any kind of meat I had never heard of before

but this is how real pizzas are you retarded american

>>383569914
>anchovies
>disgusting

the shit taste is overwhelming, but I agree with oysters though.

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Hey Brandon.
You're.
Ugly.

>>383555816
Source

>>383570696
>real pizzas
Once pineapple became common, the concept of "real pizza" stopped existing.

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I honestly don't understand how such shitty places survive long enough to get chef fuckin ramsay to save them. Are the people in this fuckin country so tech retarded that they just can't look up the place on yelp?

>>383568595
Fuck no, I aint that poor.

I love ramsayposting so much, god bless this thread.

>>383556615
isn't it that like the only episode he actually likes thee food?

>>383570912
>yelp
>mattering

>taking cooking advice from a british chef

wew

>>383555268
>implying the cheese doesn't balance it out
>not adding feta
>implying pineapple and tomatoe are even acidic

Jesus anon you probably think ketchup is too spicy too.

>>383571316
"american cuisine"

uh meatloaf and burgers?

>>383571318
>implying the cheese doesn't balance it out
I've had it, it doesn't
>not adding feta
Oh yeah, you're right, smelling sweaty socks right before I take a bite really brings out the flavors.
>implying pineapple and tomatoe are even acidic
Do you even know what acidic means?

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>>383571415
I see, you europoors would just never understand.

>>383568595
man these people are fucking poor

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>light regular cheese
>fresh tomatoes
>banana peppers
>feta
>all on a thin crust

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>>383568431
Come here. RIGHT NOW. Come here.

Fuck off, take your apron, and your mods, and FUCK OFF.

GET OUT OF HERE! OUT!

YANKEE DANKEY DOODLE PIECE OF LAZY SHIT
Fuck off, yeah?

>black thicc waitress
>gordon hits on her

everytime

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You know what's cool on Pizza /v/

Eggs

>>383571896
Kill yourself

>>383555193
Fuck off and die in a fire immediately.
Yours truly
Anon from Italy

>>383555413
>American taste

>>383568595
I would want to have a taste and eat the whole burger IF it's super good.

That said, insect eating would be extremely sustainable.

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>>383569491
>not liking an arugula, prosciutto and thin slices slices of parmesan pizza

what are you, a fag?

also sun dried tomatos instead of prosciutto is nice

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>>383568595
Fucking Africa.

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I make my own pizza. It's cheap and tastes good. Just need some dough, seasoning, sauce, cheese, and your favorite toppings.
Probably costs $15 for everything and you can make it multiple times. Way, way better than fast food chains or frozen pizza.

>>383572261
but anon I'm a sad lazy lump of shit, how could I ever arrange a pizza myself?

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>>383570649
You guys ain't seen nothing yet.

Rye pudding pizza with marshmallows and cheese topping

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>>383555193
I unironically order pepperoni, salami, pineapple, banana peppers, and extra sauce on thick crust- shit is fucking god tier flavor. Pineapple is loathed by only facebook tier McAmericans

>>383564926
Eat shit, fuckboy. I've had pineapple pizza several times over the last 30 years and despised it every single time.

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>>383572347
Imagine that soft sweet marshmallow blending in with the crust

I like my pizza thin and crispy with pepperoni and jalapenos. I guess my pizza taste would be considered the Xbox of pizza.

>>383572158
Spinach is always superior to arugula on a pizza. The rest is fine, parmesan should be a fairly light dusting over a pizza at most.

>>383555101
thin crust pizza. then dont eat it, put it into the fridge, wait a day. then spread vegemite on the bottom of the pizza so it hits the tongue first

fucking yes

>>383572347
that looks so fucking awful

....i want to try it

>>383572347
man that looks like cowabunga cum pizza courtest of the ninja turtles

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>his pizza isnt square or any other angular shape
ISHYGDDT, whatever happened to cooking mama anyway?

>>383572415
>McAmericans
But we like pineapple 'za. That's why its called Hawaiian.

>>383554826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8LflOyyhs

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>>383573680
What does the thick crust pizza look like

>>383560235
>overestimate the value of cheese
But pizza is LITERALLY defined by having cheese. It's not a "topping" it's literally part of the definition of pizza.

>>383565058
There are people who don't like thin crust pizza?

>>383572080
Not even. Americans LOVE sweet-and-salty. It's something that happens the moment someone touches American soil...most think it's a Native American spell or something. Sweet-&-Salty, sweet-&-tangy, sweet-&-salty, sweet-&-spicy...it's like every brand of BBQ sauce ever.

But pineapples? On Pizza?! That is just absolutely YUMMY.

>>383560692
Todd Howard
Pushes out mediocre games who just work

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>>383573443
The ingredients ain't that good looking either.

>>383557185
Oh Good God that's making me hungry.

>>383565058
mate im way ahead of ya. anchovies, olives, bacon, feta, jalepeno, chilli flakes, sirachi on thin crust

>>383560932
Where do you think the beef & pork came from?

>>383574214
>sweet and salty

No sweetie, wrong. I'm American and I like spicy. I don't like sweet food outside of dessert.

>>383554826
Lol.

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>>383574632
>im american
>i only bump up my sugar intake to 70 grams a serving for after breakfast

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How the fuck are Vegan real?
From a medical stand point they are very slowly killing themselves and are very unhealthy and I ell them this they tell me enjoy your cancer. I then tell them literally fucking everything could give caner including the air and they said I know nothing and when I told them I was in Medical school they told me doctors don't know anything about how the body or eating truly healthy works.

>>383568595
Can never tell if I should feel bad for how much whiter their teeth are than mine or if it's just an illusion from contrast kinda thing

>>383571316
Trained in France, Italy and Britain.

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>>383574748

>>383574748

Europoors are VERY salty that they can only eat Halal foods now. Sad

You better watch what you post now, don't want to get a nasty visit by the police and put in prison for hate speech.

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>>383568595
you are what you eat

>>383574864
man, i get the rest of it, but the ass chin is just the most unaesthetic thing ever. literally a fucking ass chin

>>383554826
Jesus Christ, bring me the fucking release date on this
>1996
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
GET THIS OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY