L-LOL?

>>383549162
>five legs

>>383549162

>Common core education.jpeg

>>383549162
I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap.

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HAHAHA

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>>383549162

Total: $100~

>>383549162
The bacon one actually made me giggle

>>383549225
Four vaginias

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I wonder where my spunk is.

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>he knew the skeleton would continue to attack!

>>383549606
That's experimental furry juice, I'm pretty sure from this point onward Jon becomes Opie and the real Opie is kept in the basement until a cure can be found.

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Tfw you look up buzz Aldrin's instagram.

>>383549629
Poultrygeist was the only quality one tbqh

>>383549606

Is it implying that jon just drank dog semen?

>>383549539

>Steve makes white wool red. (Bed Joke)

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>>383549162
Does that cow have a dedicated sieg heil limb?

>>383549448
you got outclassed by an ugly sunfish fucking dog

>>383549885
Yes.

>>383549931
>cow

>>383549539
>explaining the joke

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>>383549539
>Bed joke

>>383549606
NOW

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How the fuck do they keep getting away with this?

>>383549539
You know, that whole Chuck Norris thing was originally completely ironic.

It's probably one of the earliest examples of people not getting the joke and starting to take it seriously instead.

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>>383550223
You have no idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtoetkb5b0

>>383549539
But John Cena is the new Chuck Norris.

Someone posted this a few days ago
http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
Basically the guy moderates a website where kids submit jokes, and he posts the ones that don't make it.

>>383549428
Its the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app!

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GUFFAW

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>>383550870
Oh look a free iPad.

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>>383549162
What's wrong with that dog?

>>383549809
Buzz Aldrin is less than half the man Neil Armstrong was.

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>>383550863
WHY BABIES DO NOT TALK

BECAUSE THEY HAVE INVISIBLE YAM IN THEIR MOUTH

>pure comedic genius. I hope this kid goes somewhere with his life

>>383550932
What a horrible way to die.

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>>383550863
Fucking incredible

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>>383549162
>Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Explain this conundrum /v/ since you're so fucking smart. I think they're on to something.

>>383549556
Maybe more

>>383549556
imagine

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>>383549556

>>383549407
nice

>>383549539
>that last one
he sounds like a fart-fueled hell dictator to me

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>>383550863
This kid knows what's up.

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>>383550863
>What 2 thing make a girl happy ??

>i love you and 50% discount
Well why don't you have a gf yet /v/

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>>383550863
>What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken

>nothing but death

>>383549809
>literally who e-celeb shit
Fuck off

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>>383551365

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>>383551418

>>383549629
>Deadication!
>fucked up the question, the lead-in doesn't make it clear it's the same one as the answer to the last joke
almost, ALMOST got a smirk out of me but they had to take a semi-passable joke and hit it with a backhoe until it was destroyed

>>383550863
>What 2 thing make a girl happy ??
>i love you and 50% discount

This kids gonna make it

>>383551553
Sad.

This is why dictatorships are a good thing, its impossible to prevent shit like this to be produced by laws only, you need someone who can take action, imagine tweeting these images to el presidente and having this degenerate executed the very next day

>>383550932
>Why is life so hard? Why can't I just drop out of high school and draw art for a living? :(

>>383550084
cowe

>>383551489
>that joke
Wew lad

>>383551224
It's not a conundrum, it's a joke.

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>>383549539
>That bed joke
Is that implying he breaks hymens and ruin bedsheets?

>>383549539
They do kind of have a point.

Do you know how much weight Steve can carry if you fill your inventory with Gold Blocks? 36 inventory slots, 64 Gold Blocks per slot, 9 Gold Ingots per Gold Block.
Whatever each ingot weights * 20736 = How much weight you can carry and still run around like a retard jumping around and shit.
Plus another 24 worth the Gold Armor you can wear.

>>383549885
>Is it implying that jon just drank dog semen?
Not unless you can get pregnant from drinking semen.
I always assumed the implication was that it was some sort of supplement/hormone/medication for pregnant dogs.

>>383551489
CONSOLEFAGS BTFO

>>383549885
I think the more pressing question is why she has a dog sperm sample in a small-sized mug instead of a sample container
also the fact it's there while she's seeing Garfield just makes it seem more like she's jacked off Odie prior

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>>383550863
wagies btfo eternally

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>>383550941

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>>383551553
kek

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>>383551827
Get out you fucking autist

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>>383551814
>He doesn't get the (bed joke)

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>>383551365
3/10 mug man will not be collecting

>>383549539
I didn't know Minecraft existed in 2005.

Who the fuck is that page even for? The vast majority of people autistic enough to buy that book weren't even alive when Chuck Norris was a thing.

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>>383550863
>falloutnewvegas.jpg

>>383551553
troll or underage, /v/? is summer real?

>>383551971
He's not as fast as Doom Guy, but he sure as fuck can lift more than him.

>>383550932
>people around her have her her best interests at heart
>cant handle being told anything but 'oh its fine! you're doing great! don't worry about it!'
people like this make me physically feel ill. if i had a child that ended up like this i would probably need to be put on suicide watch.

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>>383551576
>this is a real book you can buy on amazon
>parents have bought this for their children and written positive reviews for it
>there are sequels
I still can't fucking believe it. I refuse to.

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>>383551929
Imbecile

>>383552095
This is like something you'd read on dril's Twitter account.

>>383552048
rei > asuka

>>383551705
what was your last post from another thread? im willing to bet its gulag-worthy

Should I buy Minecraft for the Switch?

>>383551827
>>383552136
99.5% gold ingots weigh 12.4kg apiece(typically)
In blocks that's 111.6kg
per slot that's 7142.4kg
the whole of an inventory filled with gold plus 24 ingots for the armor set is 257424kg/567522.774pounds

>>383549162
>Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
>The player who stole my cookie really took the biscuit!

It took me far longer than I'm willing to admit to realize that the second was not the answer to the first.

>>383552235
I was supposed to order my Rei Ayanami mug today, ah well.

>>383549539
>Steve's world used to be filled with people. He bit them and they turned into zombies.
DEEPEST LORE

>>383550863
>How do you get a tissue to dance?
>You put a little boogie in it ( DONT TRY THIS AT HOME ANYBODY)

Hey this one's pretty good kek

>>383550659
>Colour whirpool

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f393b087-070f-4f8f-a48a-a741f7b5482e

>>383552189
I think it's supposed to be a representation of stress and expectations, not bad advice.
Many things can be solid advice (though not particularly helpful, especially if you already know) and yet also make you feel stressed.
That said, "pull yourself together" and other such "just stop being stressed" adages are basically unhelpful from any angle.

I'm giving the artist the benefit of the doubt here, but that's how I choose to interpret this

>>383549885
>>383551837
also most coffee isn't white, and dog jizz is pretty watery to boot. jon was looking right into the cups so it was probably at least a light brown whatever it was

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>>383549539
Is steve the most powerful vidya character?

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>>383550863
BTFO
T
F
O

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>>383550863
when will they learn?

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>>383551827
One gold of block is 1m^3.

One cubic meter of gold weighs roughly 19.3 metric tons, according to Google. 2304 blocks.
That totals to about 1.95 trillion dollars worth of gold, or 44,467.2 metric tonnes. The heaviest thing built by humans, according to Google, is NASA's RSS, which has a mass of 2,423 tonnes.

To put that in perspective, that means Steve can carry up to 1,835% the weight of pic related (minus Space Shuttle).

>>383551919
that's verbatim a joke from gumball

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BIG

>>383549162
>I must die so you can live. What am I?
>An animal that drops food.
Is this vegan propaganda for kids?

>>383552496
What about all those characters with no inventory limits?

>>383550863
>tumblr
fuck off

>>383550863
>>383551516
What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?

>>383550519
It was originally Vin Diesel, as well.

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NINTENDO BTFO

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>>383550863
Where were you when curtains were blown the fuck out

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>>383550863
Why is retarded shit like this the only things that makes me laugh anymore? I haven't laughed this hard ever before.
>>383552739
>S-stop having fun, g-guys!
fuck off

>>383552763
my ass

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>>383550863
>Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
>Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>383551489
holy shit

>>383552739
you're dumb nigga

>how do you say poop in Chinese

>boobs

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>>383550863
>what do you do with life?
>kill it


>What’s the difference between a ps4 and a Xbox One.
>The name.

>what’s Greece ’s most famus movie?
>troy movie

>whats round fat and is sticky
>a greedy bee

>Question) What word has the word lie in it?
>Answer) alien of course because scientist are lying about the truth!

>>383552867
>nintendo wii is older than original xbox
someone should have smothered that child

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>>383550863
>The Word Lie

>Question) What word has the word lie in it?

>Answer) alien of course because scientist are lying about the truth!

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>>383553029
>poop upside down is "boob"

>>383553042
so the joke is he's literally going to sit in his own shit because videogames?

>>383553040
HK-47 what are you doing writing children's comedy?

>>383553115
I can't believe a nonsensical joke by a child went over my head.

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>>383550863
holy damn

>>383553040
>whats round fat and is sticky
Me, for most of the summer months.

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>>383553217
Holy shit

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Jessica on suicide watch.

>>383553029
This kid is a genius

>>383553157
It's just the cat version of everyone saying they can play the switch while on the toilet.

>>383553217
t. Duke Nukem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX56D9GzCQA

>>383550835
John Cena isn't an asshole in real life though.
He's actually a really cool dude and volunteers a shitload of his time.

>>383553042
>rehashing WiiU jokes
fucking wow

>>383552235
Misato > all.

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>>383550863
>why crow is black?
>because it has been deep fried

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>>383549629

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>>383550863
>/v/.jpg

>>383553369
Half of these aren't even jokes, they're just statements. It reminds me a lot of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQlPr3hxXuA

>>383553369
This is borderline experimental comedy.

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>>383550863
DEEPEST LORE

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>"back" in time

>>383553607
>DIDJA HEAR ABOUT THE MARIO THAT GAVE A GOOMBA A HUG
>HE LOST A LIFE

>>383553635
>Written and Directed by Kotaro Uchikoshi

>>383549539
h-he pisses the bed but only pisses blood?

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>>383553635

>>383553652
Oh did a dude get jailed for saying "hello lovely" to a woman?

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fuck I actually laughed

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WHAT DID YOUR UNCLE DO TO YOU TIMMY?

>>383553608
Is this shop?

>>383553608
that's a lot of destructions

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>>383550863

>>383551576
Oh yeah, Minecrap!

>>383553608
Should have left the "Did you hear a skeleton? He respawned!" alone

>>383553837
>DINOSAUR JOKE
Kids are so fuckin stupid

>>383551489

I am actually laughing at that one

>>383553840
HOW DID THAT ONE NOT PASS

WHAT DO THE ONES THAT DO GET ACCEPTED LOOK LIKE

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>>383553369

>>383553871
t. amputee foster home child

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>>383553871

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>>383550863
Jessica BTFO

>>383553840
i've been split

>>383553608
https://youtu.be/lh7uN0uO424

>>383553635
Oh no

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>>383550863
JUST

>>383554026
probably a bit dark or something, judging by the others this is really young kids

>>383551007
What the actual fuck did they mean by this?

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>>383553840

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>>383550863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM

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Explain yourselves.

>>383553608
Did you hear a a SKELETON?

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>>383553635

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>>383554192
if it's legit the kid might be poorly repeating something his dad said

>>383553635
sono me, dare no me?

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>>383553837
>what's ugly but happy

>>383554325
Oh shit, he's on to us!

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>>383550863
>A Pigeon

>what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose
>poop on the pigeons nose and never look back

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>>383554306
Holy shit.

>>383553840
One of the only genuine jokes from the list and it's making me giggle

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>>383550863
btfo

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>>383550863


>Why do fish have hands?

>because they don’t have hands

>>383554325
SHIT
He knows too much

>>383553871
7 VAGINAS

>>383550863
>Eight
>what has eight legs eight heads and 8 arms
>= 8 men
>/ksg/- Katawa Shoujo General

>>383551693
>>383551945
>>383552126
Probably a jokester on the account of Aldrin being the butt of many joke on how nobody would remember him, but they'll remember Armstrong. Michael Collins is the one who truly suffers here.

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>>383550863
Is he right?

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Which one of you was this?

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>>383549539
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

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>>383550863
>what do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose

>poop on the pigeons nose and never look back

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>>383550863

>>383554246
I'm guessing he has a younger siblin and the dact that they'd have that gawking look on their face him him think that they were chewing on something or had something in their mouth, and to him the babby's mouth would smell like yam. Therefore, the babby had invisible yam in its mouth.

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>>383553840

>>383553217
best joke in the entire thread

>>383550659
>>383550223

Why do I hear irate gamer voice?

Can't this guy fuck off with the ghosts

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>>383554685
Damn these kids.

>>383554029
underrated file name

>>383553840
You guys realize this is an actual joke that the kid just overheard, rather than all the others which the kid made up, right?

>>383554827
Are these stuff some kids seriously wrote? wonder how many are out there like that. I know a kid straight out of school that says morbid jokes but never works because he sound serious about it

>>383554685
>generic JRPG boss.jpg

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>>383550863
Umm, guys...?

>>383550863
every thread just fuck off

>>383555008
DROP THE BASS

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/mu/ BTFO

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>>383555008

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>>383553314
Not as much as Rachel.

>>383550993

This could've been four or five decent 3 to 4 panel comics, but instead it was a big turd

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>>383550863
>knock knock
>who’s there
>parent
>parent who
>exactly I don’t know

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>>383550863
>how many times does one go into zero?

>as many times as it wants to

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>>383555008

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don't fucking try this anons

>>383555125
What did Rocheal do to deserve this

>>383554954
Yeah and I never heard it before, I'm not praising him as a comedic genius

>>383554993
You might've caught me when I was venting my edginess out early

>>383555207
>using tissues when god gave us fingers

>>383555225
The guy that Stacy likes smiled at Rocheal as they were passing each other in the hallway.

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Brown Bear

why is a brown bear brown
awnser
cos every winter he goesin a hole

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>>383555008

Ants

ant: ”dont kill me”

human: ”ok”

ant: ”phew!”

human: ”i lied”

ant:*squash*

>>383552204
This is getting too meta-ironic for me.

>>383554306
where were you when an 8 year old BTFOD 4chan

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JERRY JONES BTFO

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>>383549162
lamo

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>>383550863
>what did the man do with time?
>wasted it

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>>383549162
ahahahahjjjjjj

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french """""""""people""""""""" BTFO FOREVER
HOW WILL THE FROGS EVER RECOVER

>>383554325
Old men running the world.

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>>383549539
hhhhjjj

>>383555580
I don't get it

>>383555592
they imported the poo, now they get too eat it too.

>>383555580
Thx, been looking for this but didn't remember the name

>>383555707
its edited

>>383553476
>meme pedophile
>good

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>boss fight

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>>383555592
MAD BANTZ

>>383555125
I bet Becka wrote this, that slut

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>>383550863
These fucking kids holy shit

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>>383555819
This kid is going to grow up to be a mad shitposter on /int/.

>who farted on the cows head
>the dog farted on it and it stunk it made the cow pass out for three years and two months

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this got pretty __dark

>>383553848
Jesus Timmy. What happened to you?

>>383555369
>ant squashes human
what a twist!

>>383549162
The 2nd and 3rd to last don't require you to be a minecrafter to understand the jokes, the rest of these are just retarded.

>>383549539
>(Bad Joke)
ftfy

>>383549629
actual penis sword

>>383551827
Mattpatt leave

>>383549629
Wasnt there an earlier edit of this book where 3/4 of the jokes were "He was destroyed!"

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You're a big man.

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well that cant be that bad because you're laughing at them!

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>>383556098

https://youtu.be/3KoZ1leplTE?t=150

>>383555207
this isn't /tg/ but my dm used this joke and it earned both smiles and groans

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>>383554674
Literally everyone knows who buzz Aldrin is, Michael Collins is the only cuck between them

>>383555920
future BRAP-poster

>>383556158
son go get me more whiskey

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>Anyways, zhat's how I lost my medical license.

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>>383556271
Sauce?

>>383556191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTKedyQQkZQ

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR BTFO

>>383556271
Is this cuckholdry?

Why do you have this saved?

>>383555697
It's been a while since I've seen these posted.

>>383556363
Looks like a woman. Cuckqueaning

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>>383555832
I like to imagine each of these jokes as something an ancient monk tells you after you make the great journey up his mountain

>>383556428
>Rub one out

Trannies get out

>>383556123
I came here to laugh at bad jokes, not feel deader inside

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>>383556428
That's just a guy they know, the people fucking are the ones in the relationship.

>>383556363
It's not cuckoldry. The tan fella is a tranny (ftm) and didn't get a dick attached yet and is self-conscious about it.

>>383556508
That just makes me even MORE confused. But I guess mentally ill people need their porn too.

>>383556470
You can rub clits

>>383555776
Why would someone do that

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>>383550863
>What do you call a master who likes cheese?
>Cheese Master.

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>who is a man?
>me

>A MAN WENT TO A BAR
>YEAH GIVE ME A WISKY BECAUSE I BROK UP WHIT MY WIFE

>how do dogs live
>by eating food

>what is a monkey thats drunk
>alcolic

>who is fool in the world?
>everyone is

>why do thiefs want money
>they want money because that is thier job and they have to do thier job.

>go out with me.
>ok.
>your dumped.

>why did the hen run away from the farm
>because it did not belong there

>what did the man do with time
>wasted it

>which one born first hen or egg ?
>hen is first

>what you will do if you lazy and someone tell you to go to the market?
>i will visit the online market

>WHY DID THE LION SAY HA HA
>BECAUSE HE COULD NOT SMILE

>docter docter I feel like a bunch of curtans
>then open them up

>everythig I thouch dies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why?
>Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>What do you call a middle age ,sad grey hair woman?
>A teacher

>hi
>ok i ask you out
>but i haet you
>but i love you

>are you doing anything
>no. why.
>because your never doing anything

>wat kind of person drinks beer?
>a drunk one

>why are policemen brave?
>because they are robots

>Father: Shut up! Don’t tell your father how to manage our business, I have eaten more salt than you have rice

>why did the banana eat himself
>he had nothing

>>383556353
The Rock Cocks. Still ongoing, from what I remember.

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NINTODDLERS BTFO

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>>383556629

t. Konohana Lucia ~Rewrite

>>383556649
In what fucking part of the world does one say "rub one out" about clits? That's universally used about dicks

>>383551827
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY!

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What's your excuse?

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>>383556891
well-uh HEY there!

>>383556891
So that anon was right. You really do have to giver her all the eggs.

>>383556718
>What do you call a middle age ,sad grey hair woman?
>A teacher
Holy shit.

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>tfw

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>>383556654
I just read it. Half of the comic is what the tranny has going through their mind and they just edited that part out so it's everything except what the tranny had in their mind.

>>383556747
man, that art style is off when it's not surrounded by gloom

>>383556731
cause Mario might be super but im super duper
with a big tuper

>>383556779
I wasn't thinking, i just saw and assumed.

>>383554342
Doubt it or it wouldn't be a joke. He's probably been watching too much TV.

>>383557013
What the fuck

>>383550519
Pretty sure everyone was using it ironically based on corny Texas ranger action scenes.

>>383557013
Whyyyyyyyyyy though

>>383549162
who wrote these?

>>383557013
is this loss?

>>383555125
>Summer's signature
Summer a cute. I call dibs on her.

>>383551576
haha

>>383557013
oh my god the despair of miscarriage is my biggest fetish I'm fapping so hard right now post more please for the love of god

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>>383557187
It hasn't been actually ironic in years. Most of the kids making Chuck Norris jokes have never even seen Texas ranger

>>383549162
The last one isn't even an attempt at a joke

>>383549539
Kek at the cherry popping joke

>>383553635
ever17.jpg

>>383549760
It's Odie, you dork.

>>383553476
toppest tastse

>>383556119
kys

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>>383555225
She's a mudblood.

my gf's little brothers are obsessed with this fucking game. they literally play it all day on their tablets, and the younger one is seven years old


it surpassed super mario by a landslide in terms of popularity with kids these days, it's pretty nasty.

>>383549606
>she just happens to have dog semen laying around
haha

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haha

>>383551583
chicken jockeys are zombies, it's not a lead-in

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A Hideo Kojima game.

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>>383549606
Probably a dog fertility medicine or whatnot
That shit can fuck up human's biochemistry

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>>383556158
>finally came out of your cave, huh?

>>383557381
This is shit

>>383557250
Fuck off Buckley

>>383557187
Pretty sure all the 12 year olds who use it havent even heard of texas ranger

>>383553170
Hold on, that's decent.

>>383557507
goddamn that doujin was so fucking hot

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>>383549606
LOL

>>383549539
We could totally report this book for copyright/trademark infringement.

I somehow doubt they got Chuck Norris' permission to use his face and name.

>>383555943
He lost to the dick

>>383551814
Its an actual minecraft joke, beds are made with wood and wool(white), but they have red sheets.

>>383549539
(((Bed joke)))