Who do you play as in Mario Kart?

>the only 2 with the highest skill are the weird kid and neckbeard

>>383540782
It's accurate

>>383539751
Remember back when Dry Bones was good?

Koopa Troopa!

>>383540918
Featherweights have sucked since Wii

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>>383539751
Rosalina
I just wish they'd add E. Gadd already

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>>383539751
Yoshi

>>383541164
If I was making the next Mario Kart I'd:
>scrap all existing non-marios
>scrap pink gold bitch
>add:
>Birdo
>Funky Kong
>Petey Pirahna
>R.O.B.
>Diddy Kong
>Paratroopa
>E. Gadd
>Fawful
>Goomba
>Pink Bob-omb
>Captain Falcon
>Excitebike Racer
>Pac-Man
>Don-Chan

LUIGI EVERYDAY

Dry bones whenever possible

used to main PROSHI in 64 but switched to bowser since he couldnt keep up with CPU's random bursts of speed at the finish line

>>383541693
Wait no fuck Pink Bob-omb
KING Bob-omb.
Also Big Bully

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>>383541693
I just want Birdo in, legit surprised they don't seem to be doing DLC for MK8D
>Don-chan
I was surprised to have come across him in Yokai Watch 2

>>383541693
>R.O.B.
My nigger

>>383539751
>A guy who tries to be the chill guy in a group but has repressed anger issues just waiting to surface
literally me but i play toad instead of roy

>>383539751

I played as Rosalina in MK8 and that image is pretty accurate.

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>>383539751
Pink gold peach

>>383539751
>started with Lemmy and then moved onto Bowser Jr before settling with his main for MKDS, Dry Bones

ooh...

Played Yoshi in 64 because someone said he's fast. Just play Mario now

>>383541693
Ok fuck it adding on
Cannot stop thinking of new mario kart characters
>King Bob-omb
>Big Bully
>Ninji
>Snifit
>Mouser
>Captain Syrup
>Pauline
>Donkey Kong Jr.

>>383542523
Yoshi's the fastest character in 64

>Daisy
Yeah, I'll take that.

>>383540782
Don't forget the toddlercon.

>>383539751
DK in every game he is available in

>>383539751
>luigi/waluogi
>dry bones
>boo

>>383542676
hell yeah

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>>383539751
Always bet on Boo

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>>383539751
>Note: Never actually played Splatoon

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>>383539751
I picked Wario because I played the shit out of his games back on my translucent purple Game Boy Color, not because I heard it was suddenly cool to.

>>383539751
>All those fucking Koopalings highly rated
fucking e*ic

Either Rosalina or Luigi. Rosalina is cute and I will defend her always despite only ever playing the first Galaxy game but ultimately I'm not real invested in the Mario games enough to genuinely care. I just play games to have fun. Also Luigi's Mansion is my favorite Mario game.

>>383539751
Shy Guy, his design is nice. The description fits more than I'd like to admit.

>The Inkling Girl description fits me down to a T

W-where'd you get this info from?

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>>383539751
>tfw when helped make the bowser jr. one last night and it matches you perfectly.

>>383544591
i like shyguy too, mostly because ds download play