>game let's you eat sugar

>telling lies

>>383538524
No papa

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A challenger approaches

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Blocks you're.path

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>candy replenishes HP
>nuts replenish MP

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>game punishes you for lying

6/4/3

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>>383538860
Yes and?
That's how image dumps tend to be

your father when he finds out who has been shitting in his shoes every morning

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>>383539094

God dam it what is this video called? Been trying to remember for about 9 months

>>383539479
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY

>>383538694
Mario&Luigi has Nuts and Syrup

>>383539508
>Over 13m views
>More likes than dislikes
Just how?

>>383540592
Viewer bots. Notice how every single one of these nursery rhyme videos has several million more views than the top viewed videos from Youtubes most popular channels.

>>383538441
http://www.pizmogames.com/games/load.php?g=sugarcrash

>>383540592
Pretty sure that one is supposed to be a parody of the other garbage out there.

>>383540996
Its not viewer bots. Parents today just give their ipads or whatever to their little kids and set it to where it shows only "Educational" videos. My aunt came to town recently with her 6 year old daughter, and all she did was watch shit like finger family and monkeys jumping on the bed shit all day long.

>>383541454
>he doesn't like monkeys jumping on the bed
Fucking asshole.

>>383540592
>>383540996
https://youtu.be/m0Q5jO8I59w

It's essentially what this guy said
>>383541454

>>383541454
>Its not viewer bots
It is bots though. The racket works by inflating the view count using bots and third worlders, which heavily boosts the video's search rankings and starts churning out ad money from people like your aunt. Just putting it out there is very unlikely to generate any sort of meaningful income, putting in five to six figures of initial views really helps it kick off and gives it additional "legitimacy" as well.

>>383538694
secret of mana

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>>383541454
Just a reminder for you anons. If you ever have children, don't let them use the internet unsupervised, degenerate people are trying to turn your kids into deviants.

>>383538441
Do people not realize this one is a parody video

>game lets you eat potato knishes

>>383543342
I think we just need to only allow North Americans, West Europeans, Australians, and the Japanese to have access to the internet. All this garbage comes from dirty third worlders whose only source of income is abusing legitimate ways of making money though content creation.

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>>383541454
>youtube has an auto play system so even if kids or babies can't click the next video they can still keep watching videos and generating views
>their minds are going to be subjected to corrupt content at an even earlier age
>tfw the future of youtube is going to be people trying to living botnet of kids for views without having to buy actual bots

>the future is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY66fdMt4vc

>>383544000
>Australians
I'd rather have my kids grow up to be deviants than shitposters

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>>383543494

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>>383539508
This should be illegal.

>>383543342
>Elsagate
Go away conspiracy day
I bet you think there is a child sex ring in a basement that doesn't exist in a pizza restaurant

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>>383544000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfDHkH8QZbQ
>the internet gettings flooded by everything south of the US border

>internets going to be flooded by shitty gta san andreas mod videos with bass boosted music playing in game

>>383544763
Pizzagate was real.

>>383544763
my favourite part about it was the shooting done by the son of a holywood producer.
it comes right after the cop responsible for clearing the pedophilia case being found out months later to be in cahoots with pedo rings

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>>383544763
Pizzagate was a distraction from what really matters. Aliens.

>>383544984
>>>/polddit/
>>383545049
Ayylamo

>>383545004
Explain

>>383545218
no papa

>>383545285
Telling lies?

johnny johnny shitting up /v/ with garbage threads?

>>383545410
Heck yeah pops

>>383545410
No papa

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>>383545218
They're out there man. Nothing to joke about.

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>>383538441
>sugar is super addictive
>sugar is costly to make
>also your kid has cancer

>>383545269
been a while and im not that invested, but try and check who was responsible for the case. (not hard to find with the name of the pizzeria and whatnot) and basically months later the dude responsible for saying "nothing to see here" was arrested on multiple charges of helping hiding pedo rings, I believe its still under investigation, but pretty much the guy took bribes to look to the other side.
Not sure it was ever connected to that pizzeria but I wouldnt be surprised.

The guy that did the shooting at the place fired a few shots hurt nobody and surrended peacefully and he sure has the connections to be an actor (sure might have been just a random loony, but seemed like a very convenient way to disregard pizzagate investigation as crazy)
there were also a lot of arrests of pedo rings due to investigations that started due to it, I personally wouldnt be surprised if some were connected to that place but kept in secret, know that some law enforcing groups do not share their intel (interpol being one example)

Im pretty sure there was more to do with that basement as well, but then again, I wasnt much into that investigation, dont got images or remember that much