ITT: objectively 10/10 games only

Rebirth is the only 10/10 thing produced with the Isaac name

>Not in a shit engine like everything Wrath of the Lamb and below
>Not ruined with bad game design like AB and AB+

It's a shame Nicalis literally don't know how to make games

>>383537251
why do people hate on ab and ab+, its the same game just different items.

>>383537652
It's not the same game. They added a shit ton of content without actually having playtested the game

The small rooms spawn bosses that make a lot of damage impossible to avoid, a lot of enemies and bosses attack you in ways that also ensure you always get hit, and the new "final bosses" in AB are just huge bullet sponges that force you to sit forever just to deal with them, and even then they aren't worth playing after you get their unlocks. Plus they were lazily slapped on into the game, hell Delirium's just another fucking boss rush. AB+ should've been a free update like all the ones prior to WotL

The worst part of it all was how clearly they didn't bother to playtest the game involving Hush since they had to patch in a chest spawn after the game was released since having the final levels available locked you out of the new ending. It was horseshit

Also Greed Mode sucks

>>383537127
>procedully generated trash
>10/10

kill yourself OP

>>383537251
Rebirth is too easy

>>383537127
too many trash items that practically kill your run
each expansion makes it even worse

Terraria is straight up 10/10 tho

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>>383537127

>>383538209
all of these can be fixed by getting better

not meaning to sound like a jerk but honestly ive played almost 150 hours now + 200 on rebirth before and all attacks are avoidable somehow

and the final bosses are meant to be only for going for if youre beyond OP

theyre only damage sponges that take too long if you only have a decent-to-good build, search youtube for any videos of the delirium fight and theyre only a few minutes long because theyre beyond prepared

>>383538507
>>383538463

>>383538508
Yeah, the devs need to get better

After Afterbirth I ain't biting into this steak ever again. It mutilated one of my favorite games from something I would go back and do a run every now and then into something I 100%ed and never touched

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my shit

>Shit art style
>Shit and overly edgy themes
oplease

>>383538895
I think i played a cleaned-up flash version of this in the mid-2000s, and for the life of me i cant remember the title

help?

also youre right, this was 10/10

>>383538508
>all attacks are avoidable somehow
Hush, Mega Satan, Ultra Greed, I agree. All avoidable and predictable.
But Delirium is pure RNG bullshit and makes the game worse just by existing.
I've beaten him as every character except Keeper, and every time I make it to him as Keeper I get teleported onto twice in a row and die. Bosses should not be able to instantly teleport to your exact location if they cause contact damage.
The only way I beat him as Lost was by having Gnawed Leaf + max level Bumbo, then putting the controller down for 20 minutes. Shit boss.

>>383538209
>Also Greed Mode sucks
Why lie on the internet?

>>383537127
>RNG shmup with shitty controls

NOPE

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>falling for the objectivity meme

>>383539521
Greed Mode is only any good if you get to RNG item rerolls for the shop. Otherwise it's a watered down version of the main game

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>>383537127
What about me, Anon?
Don't ya like me?

>>383539743
>a watered down version of the main game
I'm not a fan of Gree mode either but it's literally the opposite of watered down. It's concentrated. There's no exploration, there's less floors, the rooms are always in the same places, the run is over in 20 minutes. It was invented to solve the problem of Chest/Darkroom runs taking too long.

>>383538507
updates/dlc/anything when

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Never had a more fun 13 hours in my life

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>>383538507
>Practically a flash game with shit physics
>10/10

It's an 8/10 at the very very best.

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>>383539935
>HP up items don't increase Keeper's max number of coin hearts
Why does every design decision after Rebirth's release just arbitrarily make the game more tedious?

>>383540136
>hear there are multiple endings
>after playing for an hour i only want to do this shit once
>savescum my way into doing every quest and having basically infinite money
>never have to deal with survival mechanics
>every time i get infected i just reload
I'm on day 9 or 10 and I'm basically not even playing at this point, I'm just in it for the story. Even then I don't feel like walking around for 5 more hours just to hear the ending. Do I go back? Is it worth it? I don't even know if I can get the best ending because I had to waste 2 or 3 panaceas on those bitches when the military came.

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>>383540412
>ghost trick
>muh man

>>383540249

Probably never. The guy that made it seems like a douche.

>>383537127
FUCK BLOAT

Rebirth+ was fixed and adding official community stuff has been cool, still a little pricey but I got a lot of hours from it

Hollow Knight

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>>383542925
You can't really play Pathologic wrongly but I do think save scumming and reloading to avoid the plague will severely detract from your experience. Part of what makes Pathologic so great is how it pulls you into your character. As the days pass and the situation continues to worsen you struggle alongside Dankovsky and are constantly forced to make sacrifices and give up your bound in order to survive yourself.

Using a walkthrough to figure out what do also detracts from the experience as you lose the sense of complete confusion and foreignness that Dankovsky experiences. By the end of Bachelors campaign, you should feel genuinely mentally and physically exhausted from the pressure of it and you should feel like you've failed.

Honestly though no matter what you're probably gonna fuck up your first run as Bachelor and end up serving the wrong means. You've been constantly deceived and your sense of justice has completely blinded you. It's not like the fate of characters in a play mattered anyway though.

>>383538895
it was called stick ranger, i used to play it here
https://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/ranger/

>>383544527
Yeah but it's a 36 hour long walking simulator. I don't really want to play though this more than once.

>trying to reach and beat Mega Satan as The Lost with no Holy Mantle
Should I just kill myself?

>>383544564
You're a good boy

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>>383546980
It's more than that. It's a 36-hour struggle through hardship and confusion. I'm probably gonna sound autistic but for Burakh and Clara I did their entire campaigns in a single sitting and I seriously recommend it. By the end of each campaign, you are seriously exhausted but you get so powerfully immersed in the struggles. You'll need to have about 20 free hours and a day after to recover but I seriously recommend it if you carry on after Bachelor.

Just remember that ultimately Bachelor is just a tutorial to introduce you to the game. You should've learned the basic lore of the town, steppe and characters through his playthrough just finish off his story and play the next two blind if you want to go on.

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For me, definitely Quest for Glory. The games were just so whimsical with that mature humor. Hidden cheats, funny characters, and stats were an added bonus.

>>383544564
No one who enjoyed Diablo thought Diablo 2 was playable. It completely removed the atmosphere of terror and oppression, stripped down the sense of character progression into cookie cutter builds instead of natural growth, introduced a bunch of shitty mechanics, and took everything that made Diablo iconic and threw it in the trash.
Make no mistake, D2 was the exact moment in history our timeline diverged into one where MOBAs exist.

>>383537127
Why did Steakmund hate fun so much when making Afterbirth and Afterbirth+?

>>383537251
I'd agree completely, but a couple things really irk me.

I could be off base here, but it seems that secret rooms often have useless trash in them, like poop, a coin or two, etc, whereas in the original, I seem to remember there more often than not being something good or interesting in them.

On top of this, weren't devil rooms, or was it red chests changed to hold garbage in them, like bombs and spiders most of the time? Angel rooms having a couple soul hearts instead of angel items was a huge kick in the nuts too.

This, coupled with the lack of the same soundtrack from the original bummed me out, but I was able to still enjoy the game.

>>383537127
>>383538507
I like these games but addicting shouldn't just automatically result in a 10/10.
Tap n' Wait mobile games are addicting.

>>383547979
I actually liked Rebirth's new Soundtrack, Cathedral,Sheol, the Lamb, Isaac and Satan's theme are fucking top. Even the biggest mod Antibirth had good music.

What's the worst item in the game? Some ideas:

No. 2
Strange Attractor
Anti-Gravity
Bob's Brain
Broken Remote
Curse of the Tower
Cursed Eye
The Poop
Isaac's Heart
Every Bean item
My Reflection
Mom's Pad
The Wiz
Tiny Planet
Isaac's Tears
Dataminer
Mom's Bra
Kamikaze
Cursed Skull

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>>383537127
Spelunky
Dead Rising 2
MGS2

>>383548434
Don't forget Soy milk, Ludo technique and spear of justice. What other shitty, anti-fun items are there?

>>383548582
>>383548434
Monster Manuel, telekenisis book, the bible, anarchists cookbook, little hush, Bob's brain, brother Bobbie and sister maggie and demon baby and finally the flush.

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One of the few 10/10s ever made.

>>383548582
Soy Milk becomes God tier in certain synergies, like with Tiny Planet + Lump of Coal, or if you find Libra. Ludovico I like sometimes. I'll pick it up early in a run due to its high damage, but it kills a lot of synergies. I won't disagree about Spear of Destiny. It's total shit.

>>383548569
maybe it's preference but i always thought spelunky's rng was too "outlier"-ey. sometimes you get jack for item crates and money and other times you get a jetpack and a cape in two seconds.

towerclimb has less of that, but holy hell i wish the sidequests were completable 100% of the time as opposed to only when the rng gives you a dog level in 1-3, a worm level in 4-6, etc.

oh and the ghost-gem mechanic in spelunky is a fundamental flaw imo. you should be able to summon ghost ahead of the clock with the konami code or some shit, literally puts me off from playing it every time.

>>383548871
I like that about spelunky's rng. I think it's part of the fun. Why have random levels if there's no point?

Never played towerclimb. Is it the Spelunky clone I've been looking for? Every game I've ever played that I heard was "like Spelunky" was nothing like Spelunky and I love Spelunky.

>>383547147
no idea what you just said, but yes, kys please

It might not be my favourite game ever, but i think FTL is one of the very few flawless video games out there.

OG Dead Rising is legit 10/10, only little babbies say otherwise

>>383547147
I'm gonna wait until I get the Lost's unlocks before doing more stuff with him. Only unlocked some of his stuff because of a retardedly good run.

>>383549564
I've been wanting to dig into this one for a while? Is it like Isaac in that I can pick it up, play for a half hour, then shut it off? I don't have a hell of a lot of time for vidya anymore and really appreciate a game that supports quick runs.

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>>383537127

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>tfw not even MovieBob can taint it

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>>383538209
git gud

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>>383537127

>>383547147
curious, why not unlock mantle

>>383548849
This

>>383548849
Is the remaster also 10/10?

>>383550075
I got burned out hard on greed mode. I didn't know that the jamming mechanic was per character. I did several successful runs as Samson because he's strong in greed mode. The more I did, the higher-ups the jam chances got. It got to the point where my chance was so high and my luck so had that I'd jam after five coins or so. So what did I do? Instead of looking it up and taking five seconds to check the cuntsucking wiki, I did another run as Samson. And another. And another. By the time I learned that the chance was tied to characters and not to greed mode itself I'd done over 100 completed runs with Samson, several of which jammed after one coin. So I got fucking pisses at my stupidity and the realization that I could have been done with thus mode hours and hours ago had I just switches characters. So I quit and never went back to greed mode. I considered my Lost unlocks without the Mantle to be a twisted form of punishment.

I'm fucking retarded, don't bother telling me.

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>>383537127

>>383547270
Easily one of the best games ever made.

>>383549770
Yeah, it's a rogue-like, so runs usually take around 1-3 hours and you can quit/continue whenever.
Don't expect to be beating the game early on though, failing is part of the experience. I've spent nearly 50 hours in it and I've only beat it one on easy.

I highly recommend it though,

>>383550704
>not Tooie

>>383550773
Thanks. I've been playing Isaac so long that I need a new game for a while.

>>383550809
>he thinks Tooie is better than Kazooie
Play both again and tell me that.

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>>383544251

Best game I've played in a very long time.

>>383550809
While I enjoy Tooie, I think Kazooie was just a lot more realized. I'm bias though because Kazooie was what defined my gaming childhood.

>>383537251
>Nicalis literally don't know how to make games
seriously, what's up with this? How are they still such shit devs?

>>383550692
explain? i thought you dont need greed, just have over 850 coins in regular game to the donation machine? what do you mean tied to character? im a noob

>>383538507
I liked the original game way better, the new game has some really fucking stupid "so whacky" physics like having an arrow you personally threw bounce gently off a wall and hit you for 2 hearts of damage and explosives barrels being detonated by a slight breeze.

>>383540412
The only criticism I've ever heard for this game is that it was too easy, which isn't something I agree with. 10/10 for sure. And without a doubt the best game to ever be on mobile.

>>383551228
The donation machine (the one you find in the normal game, normal and hardly mode) unlocks shop items the more you put in. There's a separate machine that functions the same way but only appears in greed mode (both machines have separate pools, so putting 10 coins into the regular machine doesn't add any to the greed machine, and vice versa). Putting coins in the greed machine unlocks some items and allows characters to start with certain items. If you put 879 coins into the greed machine it causes The Lost to start with the Holy Mantle.

The problem with filling the greed machine is that it only appears after you bear the boss offer greed mode, Ultra Greed. The more coins you put in PER CHARACTER, the higher the chance of the machine jamming. I didn't know that. I thought the chance to jam was shared with across all characters. I assume they put this in so that people don't attempt to fill the machine entirely with Samson, as he's very strong in greed mode. Which is exactly what I tried.

>>383548434
I know it's a NL meme, but Plan C is hands down the worst item in the game.
>b-but 9 Lives
Shut the fuck up. Wow, wasting 9 respawns to clear 9 rooms and it doesn't even work on Hush or Delirium. AB+ is balanced like a one legged alcoholic.

>>383548582
Items that are god tier in niche situations can't be the worst in the game

>>383548434
>Every Bean Item
One of the bean items lets you break rocks without using bombs

>>383538895
Damn, I played the shit out of that game when I was younger.

Absolute 10/10.

>>383551645
oh man, frustrating.


how the hell can I put 879 coins in greed mode? every coin is valuable

>>383550627
As long as you play with the original controls then yes.

>>383554013
It's a grind for sure. I'm at just about 700 coins. I generally won't spend any coins after the Sheol floor if I can help it.

>>383554013
Greed mode is about either breaking the fuck out of the run or figuring out when you've got enough power to coast by without buying more items and then getting pissed off when the machine jams on the 7th coin

>>383537652
Afterbirth was a bleh expansion, but it wasn't bad by any means. Some of the new items were neat and actually good, the alternate floors/enemies were OK (many of them needed original textures, though) and Greed Mode would be pretty fun if you didn't have to grind the shit out of it. Some of the bosses were bullshit, but it was fine otherwise.

Afterbirth+ can go fuck itself, though. Every single new item is Holy Water-tier garbage meant to dilute the item pool, bosses are unoriginal, and the balance around pretty much everything is trash. Arguably makes the game worse to the point where I just uninstalled it.

>>383554892
Some of the Afterbirth+ items are strong. Apple, Compound Fracture, Euthanasia, Jacob's Ladder, Technology Zero. Lots of bad items too, though.

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Gentlemen you're all missing something very obvious.

What does Steakmund have against pills that he kept filling the pool with such detrimental or useless garbage, half of which still counts as "neutral" if you happen to find something like PHD

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You're not a gamer until you've played this

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Returns fixed my few mechanical complaints about the DKC original triology (mostly they just zoomed the camera out so I can see where the hell I'm going, didn't even realize it was an issue until I tried to replay 2 a few years ago), Tropical Freeze fixed my style, charm, and musical complaints about Returns. My favorite game of all time.

>>383555843
What am I looking at?

>>383555757
Thinking about playing this, what kinda game can you really compare it do?

>>383556207
This game was as close as we ever got to a perfect platformer, in my opinion.

>>383540412
here we have an actual 10/10 vidya masterpiece

>>383555843
i tried once

i STILL HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IM LOOKING AT

this game is hard as fuck to understand

STALKER is a close 10/10
I'd argue that MGS3 and Tetris deserve to be called perfect.

>>383557024
I love STALKER with all my heart but the vanilla games certainly arent anywhere near 10/10

>>383548582
Soy Milk and Ludo are some of the most fun items in the game, what a garbage opinion.

Fallout
Jagged Alliance 2
UFO Enemy Unknown (original)
Terraria

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Despite ubisoft this is the best shooter on the market today

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unironically

>>383557617

Deus Ex

>>383537127
>>383537251
How can you faggots enjoy wallowing in shit, piss and menstrual blood? That's what you're fucking doing the whole time.

>>383538209
Don't forget the portals which endlessly shit out enemies and treasure rooms that sometimes have trinkets in them or even nothing but poop. I don't get why Fatmund wants to destroy the only fun part of Isaac, which is finding out which item combos are the most OP.

>>383539695
>can't accept that everything he likes is objectively shit

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Hotline Miami, one of the best indie games out there.

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>>383557820
But for how long?

>>383558475
HR? sure. original? nah.

>>383559097
hope no one falls for this one

>>383556228
Looks like Dwarf Fortress in adventure mode.

>>383557490
>has the most garbage combat system
>10/10
gave me a chuckle

>>383559001
When it comes out we'll talk, but as of right now siege kills it, name a current fps where getting a kill is more satisfying

It's ok I'll wait...

>>383550692
In your defense, the game never outright tells you that information. And I can see wanting to stick with what works in a mode that is so reliant on luck.

I got burnt out and I switched characters regularly. The grind is unreal.

>>383550692
>Not using the glowing hourglass to reset the room every time you fuck up greed

Mind you, the Keeper is legitimately one of the most disappointing unlocks in the entire game, especially since you have to go to such extreme lengths to get him.

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>>383540136 You sir, are 110% correct.

>>383538209

Honestly the only good thing in AB+ was Jacob's Ladder and Rag Man nerfs

Also those big indestructible stone fucks that chase you can make Greedier Mode impossible if you are surrounded by small and fast enemies like spiders

>>383537127
I'f i'm Lazarus and pick up Judas' Shadow, do I respawn first as Judas or Lazarus?

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Todd is smiling at me /v/perials, can you say the same?

>>383561114
I can say that no mods can repair this walking simulator, despite everyone claiming otherwise.

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>>383556524
Move aside, child.
Both games are great but I feel that Rayman has tighter controls than Tropical Freeze

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if the game was completed, it would possibly be the greatest game ever made by humanity.

>>383559327
get good

>>383547309
What a shitty fucking game get out of here. How can you say it's 10/10 if the controls are literally one of the worst in a 3rd person game.

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>>383537251
>>383538507
>>383551041
>>383558939
>>383560425
>>383562046
My niggas

>>383540412
Honestly never tried this but everytime it's brought up it's showered in praise so i guess it's 10/10

>>383556207
>>383561290

Both of these games are perfection with their own physics that fit their own game designs

Tropical Freeze a little better if ONLY because Rayman Legend's final boss was the most unsatisfying piece of shit i have ever seen

>>383540412

>All these fucking plot twists accompanied by good fucking music

God i love this game

>>383563424
DKCTF is better because it has David FUCKING Wise

>>383556472
There isn't anything close really. There is a demo though, try that. Just realize the first hour of freeplay is a slog.

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Ace Combat baby
4 and 0 are like 9.5/10, they just weren't long enough

>>383563424

This

I loved the idea of the final boss being all the bugs merging into a bigger phantom looking thing

Hell, i liked the way you fought him, but then, you get rid of them all and......thats it, no "OH SHIT YOU DID IT", it just fucking ends and transitions, like holy shit atleast give me an explosion or a sound effect

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bumping with a 10/10

>>383563680
No Ace Combat game, however good, will be Afterburner: Climax.

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>>383537127

>>383557490
I'd agree with you if the drop system wasn't shit

>>383537127
Psychonauts

>>383547270
yes that one is idicutible 10/10

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>>383537127

>>383558939
>one of the best
the BEST indie ever made

>>383562998
Just like some movies aren't all about special effects, some games aren't about polished gameplay.

>>383560526
Pathalogic is a great... experience, but I wouldn't call it 10/10. It has its flaws, lots of them in fact.

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10/10

While I like the game, it's sure as fuck gotten boring for me. Shit, I only have 600 hours.
Luckily I have most of the achievements, so I can feel free to use mods without dealing with locking the achievements out.

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>>383569951

>>383547662
What a fucking exact opinion.

>>383557490
MMO-tier grinding for mandatory items to not die aside, anyways.
Thankfully mods can fix that so it's not as insufferable.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmMNpbFjp0

>>383570147
theres so much shit? or is this a joke?

>>383570579
There -is- that much shit but that is an UNGODLY unfriendly way of displaying it, that picture wouldn't be helpful at all to me

>>383570614
is there more shit in there or isaac?

>>383570579
LaMulana is titanic
the pinnacle of Metroidvania action-adventure made by a bunch of old Jap devs who wanted to make something really hardcore with all the modern ideas and tech and money they have

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>>383537127

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Easy

>>383544251
fact.

>>383537127
Rogue-likes are shit. How can anyone find them fun?

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>all this indieshit and flash games
Move aside, plebians.

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>>383548569
Dead Rising 1 is better

>>383549997
>The Darkness
>10/10
WAT? I played it only this week. What a piece of shit yawn fest.
>Abysmal level design
>Shit gunplay
>Shit powers
>Shit graphics
>Shit story
>Stupid puzzles
5/10

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>>383571036
>"Everything about this game is shit"
>Rates it as 'average'

>>383544251
signed

>>383570728
are you fucking autistic or something

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>>383537127

>>383537127
Is this some god tier level of shitposting i dont know about because this thread is giving me massive de ja vu

>>383544251
not 10/10
more like 9/10
>get out

>>383571259
i posted it a few nights ago, with not a big response. there used to be a /boi/ general - but not anymore, so im sort of reliving its glory days.

>>383553396
underrated post. perfect game for people with OCD

>>383571130
Is 5/10 average or is 7/10? every time i see a '5/10' i really don't know how to interpret it

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>>383537127

Portal 2
Black Mesa
Far Cry 3
DOOM (4)
Mad Max
Faster Than Light

>>383571130
I can't rate it much lower because it's still functional as a piece of software which puts it already up to a 3/10. I've no no problem scoring it a 4.

>>383551041
no

>>383571249
If SoT is 10/10, than WW is 11/10.

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>>383537127
original was better

>>383537251
Rebirth's OST alone precludes it from being a 10/10. It's a huge step down from Vanilla and WOTL.

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>>383537127

>>383571237
well a defining trait of autism is not being able to understand how others could have a different perspective.

>>383570565
>4:20 PM
Also, good taste.

>>383571328
Depends on how you interpret review scores I guess. Does anyone have that reviewer comparison pic, with /v/ rating everything from 0/10 to 10/10 as 'It's shit'?

>>383571395
whats this?

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>>383537127

>>383563206
it's 9-10/10 only if you get the fan patch/texture upgrades

>>383571440
Also that post timestamp

>>383571448
>I really don't know how to interpret it
>Depends on how you interpret review scores I guess
Fuck it I could use the sleep

>>383571480
Read the filename you fucking retard

>want to try playing the lost
>finding the trinket and a sac room is actually harder than the original method and I still haven't managed to do it
>even if I had I'd have to play fuckloads of greed mode to unlock the mantle
fuck me and fuck you too

>>383571612
its all good anon. i knew you meant well.

>>383571631
>Skinner_box_scheme_01.png
oh okay

>>383561114
Skyrim is a 6/10 and with mods can potentially be a 7/10.

Absolutely fucking boring, clunky combat and character controls, and it's the most ridiculously glitchy thing ever.

>>383571880
todd thinks your moms only a 2/10 so its fine.

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>>383537127
Antibirth's the REAL 10/10

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>>383547270
>not tengen version

>>383571880
You sure you're not talking about Morrowind?

>>383539295
please get good holy fuck

>>383540412
did you know that gameinformer gave it a 6/10?

>>383568025
criminally underrated

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>>383537127
Objective 9.99

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I would have put WoW but WOTLK and later are fucking garbage.

>>383571852
I hope you're not being sarcastic, because that tells you exactly what it is

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Best game of all time.

>>383572925
what is a skinner box scheme?

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>best MH is also the one that's on PS
rlymakesuthink

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This whole series is actual cinema.

>>383573082
A scheme of a Skinner box
You might be underageb& enough to have never heard of that, but surely you aren't also retarded enough to have the big adults explain it to you instead of just fucking googling it

>>383573142
>"IT SAYS WHAT IT IS! CANT YOU SEE?!"
what is that?
>CANT YOU GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!?!??!

oh, okay

Hotline Miami
You don't want to change anything in this game. While HM2 was disputable but still great, HM1 achieved perfection in its class.

>>383573131
Too bad the actual gameplay is pretty damn sub-par.

>>383573241
>what is that?
>>CANT YOU GOOGLE IT?!?!?!?!?!??!
Yeah, exactly that. Google it

>>383573241
are you retarded

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>>383540412
I love this game
>those animations
>those level-wide chain of event puzzles
>that story
>Missile!

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>>383573241
>There are people this dumb on /v/

>>383571372
WW was the shit

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A personal 10/10 for me is the first Hotel Dusk game

Ristar. That game is virtually flawless.

>>383537652
How to ruin tboi in two words:

Scaling health

>>383542636
But anon difficulty makes games good ;^)

>>383548434
Cursed eye is terrible
>b-but if you're good
No, it does nothing for your DPS and doesn't synergize with anything

>>383574373
there isnt damage scaling

is there?

>>383549838
Get some taste, having that achievement only makes non plebs feel sorry for you.

>>383569025
What is this, a skyrim spinoff?

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10/10

>>383574534
The new optional superboss added in Afterbirth, Hush, has health that scales with your damage output. Making him an absolute slog to fight because it takes forever regardless (most times) of your build. He's not even hard or fun to fight too, just can kill you occasionally just because you have to fight him for so long.

It was one of the most obvious signs of the fact that Edmund truly no longer understood what made his game fun.

>>383575793
but theres tons of vids of people kiling hush in like 3 - 10 seconds

>>383562046
I want to hug u

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>>383557820
>Slow as fuck.
>Shitty mouse control with strange mouse lag.
>Broken hitboxes
>Terrible netcode

Right

>>383578470
>get better mouse

>>383551464
Literally a non-issue since it's not random.

>>383578051
no

>>383578051
10/10 taste
>>383580318
yes

>>383562046
Are you implying it's not?

>>383580318
Why not?

>>383553396
9/10 for me the endgame encourages players to step away and let the game run in the background

>>383580351
>>383580435
the game is too short. terrible animations. overpowered powers that make the game too easy. you can't replay previous missions with your unlocked late game powers. terrible! the story is also completely forgettable. i don't even remember a single part of it

>>383554892
The only point to AB+ in my opinion was adding mod compatibility. They also updated it a few months ago so that you can earn achievements with mods enabled after you beat Mom's Heart for the first time.

>>383580524
There's 10 missions (I think) plus Daud's DLC plus Trials plus the Witches thing. I think it's a good length in my opinion. I never had a problem with the animations, but I don't really know what you mean by that. And if the game is too easy, scale up the difficulty. The replay missions thing does suck though

>>383571308
*breathes in*
BOI

>>383547662
you're a fucking weebtrash faggot retard

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>>383539935
>be keeper
>have a god tier run
>sacred heart, swallowed penny, item martyr
>also get the mind, the body and the soul
>later quad shot, magic mushroom and pentagram
>could easily fuck any boss and still well within the 30 minute time limit for hush
>find 3 double item rooms on the womb floor
>they all have reroll machines and spikes
>decide to tank the damage from spikes and leave a bomb next to the reroll machine till i get good items
>works for 2 of the rooms
>bomb i placed in 3rd room blocks my way out of the room
>iframes from spikes run out
>die to bomb i placed

>>383544251
Agreed, this game gave me fun and feels.

Fuck I will miss you Geralt.

>>383571397
You should try out Antibirth anon, it has a much better soundtrack and is superior to both afterbirth and afterbirth+ in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d__5a0FzHw

>>383558939
Yeah the game is great, the soundtrack is great. But the fanbase is underage cancer.

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>>383560425
Its so fucking good, someone felt the need to make a huge ass book about why literally every part of it is god damn amazing

>>383580498
Kinda. There's always something to improve, no matter how much you automate.

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None of the games ITT come close to this masterpiece. Yet, even Bloodborne is not a perfect 10/10.

What gives?

>>383581705
Bloodborne is just another Souls game with plastic graphics, lack of antialiasing and shitload of chromatic aberration.

Only thing that's interesting about BB is the artstyle, soundtrack and lore.

>>383581759
And the combat, and the voice acting, and the boss design.

>>383581834
>combat
Another Souls formula but it gets faster
>voice acting
You mean quiet whispering people speaking with very monotone voice like in every other Souls game?
>boss design
That's part of artstyle

>>383581946
The voice acting is heaps better than any other game I've played.

>>383578470
>tactical = bad
gitgud
>shitty mouse control/lag
i believe this issue is only present for windows 7, and I think only amd cpu+nvidia gpu, or something like that.
whenever my CPU usage hits 100, i'll get mouse lag.
there's a couple potential fixes that you can use:
go to windows 10 (least ideal)
lower polling rate on mouse
disable controller aim assist in the .ini
toggle vsync (on to off, or off to on. this one fixed my weird mouse lag, but unfortunately introduces vsync-related input lag)

>broken hitboxes
>terrible netcode
9 times out of 10 anyone complaining about these are just using them as scapegoats for their own poor play.

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Best

>>383547549
Pick nose.

>>383548582
Soy milk becomes outright OP if paired with libra.

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>no daily brigador threads

>>383581759
>plastic graphics
I've seen retards mindlessly spouting this recently, is this some fresh new reddit or funnyjunk meme I'm not aware of?

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I got blown away by Hollow knight recently.

I'm itching for that free dlc content.

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>>383540136
Oh man, the memories

>>383547826
cant say its a perfect 10 but its a god damn good game

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>>383581705
correct

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>>383544251
This.

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God Of War 3
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
X-Com

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>>383582743
About to start my Death March NG+ run, game is fucking awesome.

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>>383582598
MY NIGGER

>>383582806
god of war 3 went too far with set pieces and lacked substance compared to god of war 2

>>383540136
Gameplay in this game is objectively bad.

Thie is a great thread. Tons of excellent games posted. What's your favorite game of all time? Mine is probably A Link to the Past.

>>383537251
>Tfw fans made a better expansion to Rebirth than Edmund did with Afterbirth +

I'm not saying Antibirth is to the same level of Rebirth but it was alot more focused and actually had new ideas. Actually having mechanics put into it rather than recycle.

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Why does no one ever talk about this game?
I've yet to play a better platformer.

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>>383581350
>A indie game
>having a terrible fandom

who would of seen it coming?

>>383583328
>Actually having mechanics put into it rather than recycle.
Yes, and also the best fucking coop ever. What were they thinking with those dumb ass floating babies? They suck.

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>>383582937
This. GoW2 is the only one where it feels like the devs really tried to improve the combat.

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Disappointed that this hasn't been posted yet.

>>383573639
spotted my nigga
I wish the game was twice its size

>>383584029
I'd say it's a 9/10. Amazing game but still flawed

>>383575913
if you're able to dish out extremely high amounts of damage in a short time window you'll bypass Hush's and UG's "armor".
Examples of this happening are epic fetus with a damage value of 100 or higher. Multiple shots (tri-shot or quad-shot help too).
The new bosses are lazy ass cancer and the only positives of them being in the game stems from their visual design.

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>>383581350
>Singleplayer
>The fanbase is cancer reee

>>383585026
LEL XD DO YOU LIKE HURTING OTHER PEOPLE XD THE SOUNDTRACK SOUNDS LIKE STRANGER THINGS DUDE WTF I LOVE 80S NOW XD

>>383585026
If a game is good, you want to discuss it
A retarded fanbase makes that next to impossible

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>>383583934
played all 3 with my ex girlfriend. great games

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The first too.

>>383571372
WW was too edgy for my taste. I much prefer the fable-like atmosphere of SoT.

>>383582374
Dunno about leddit, but Funnyjunk praises BB religiously.

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>>383583328
This. I enjoyed Antibirth 10 times more than AB. Instead of buying AB+, I watched videos and streams to decide if I should buy it or not. The new chapter in AB+ uses rooms from previous floors randomly, without changing anything of them, fucking recycling instead of making something new/good with the idea...

>>383551041
hahahahaha you can't be fucking serious

>>383544251
meh, horizon is better

>>383585968
Afterbirth+ was the point of creative bankruptcy in Ed. Hell, Afterbirth as a whole I remember him being mostly hands off with, but there's really not much + has to offer for it to be a paid DLC

The only reason to ever get it is just to enjoy Isaac on the Switch

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>>383537127
This as close as it gets to 10/10 for me.

>>383570728
That game is fucking awful and I hope that you're joking.

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>>383547309

>>383549997
Agreed. Shit was cash.

To this day I still think TWEWY is thw best game I've ever played. It just blew my head away in every possible way

>>383585062
(You)

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>>383537127

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Resi 2

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Best whole package since Portal, though I don't think it's better than.

Has its flaws, but as a whole package it's 10/10.

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>Krampus can now fire both in cardinal directions as well as diagonal directions
>literally no visual cue between the two
How the fuck is this even fair?

>>383587937
Also, when this arsehat is next to a wall, doing his laser AND rotating, its one of the most infuriating things in AB and AB+

>>383555757
what a great color palette

>>383556472
taking the smelliest shit of your life

>>383573241
>expecting someone to type out the entire wikipedia article when you were told the name of the device and can freely read it yourself

what the fuck? reported

>>383555843
>Adventure mode

My nigga. I don't understand why people seem to prefer Fortress mode over this.

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>>383544564
This

Fucking this

>>383547513
this guy gets it

>>383540136
>>383547513
I'm interested. Should I get this off GOG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSWXGPA86rM

This music still brings a tear to my eye. It was such a complete and perfect game experience.

>>383587937
Stand at a 20 degree angle from him. Problem solved.

>>383569021
World of Goo and FTL are better

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rest in peace my beloved...

>>383583328
The one thing I don't like about antibirth is that you're forced to use their gimmicks. If I have an OP brimstone laser but I need to waste 2 minutes throwing bombs at stone enemies since I can't damage them otherwise, that disrupts gameplay flow and makes it a pain in the ass since you have to stop playing your run to deal with a bad design decision. Give me the option to chuck bombs at things, but don't force it on me. The rock enemies should just have damage resistance, not immunity.

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>>383561097
>this worthless trash
>not superior night of the raven
casuals pls go

>>383591463
>play this for fifteen hours
>get to the first big boss
>LOL HERES THREE BOSSES YOU ALREADY FOUGHT
>HERES A METEOR SHOWER THAT ONE SHTOS AT LEAST ONE BUT UP TO TWO PARTY MEMBERS

Nah get fucked, inb4 "get good", that is some shit combat design

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10/10 Game

>>383544251
>Ass combat despite being 3 fucking games in
>Tasteless story
>Game's dark twists are to feels what Amy Schumer's vulgarity is to comedy IE SHIT WITH NO WIT
>Not a friend of Geralt? Player is gonna get fucked somehow and the other person is an asshole
>Hope you enjoy grinding for the necessary level in order to proceed. If not, fuck off
>Glitches and bugs out the ass. >inb4 all open world games are like this. RDR, FC3, and even BOTW never suffered these issues.


I fell for the Lisa meme. I fell for the BOTW meme. I even fell for several weeb memes. But this game is the last time I ever play a /v/ recommended game

7/10.

>>383548582
Ludo + Brimstone gives you a ring of destruction that can usually instant clear a room.