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> on le gaming rig eks dee
> friends want to play CS go matchmaking
> "okay fine w/e"
> one guy has to use his laptop as a 5th just so we can play together cuz shit rank system won't let us otherwise
> instant penalty from the get go by having brain dead AI bot, cool
> get rekt by russian tryhards with acrylic names
> "oh you cant put your cursor over a target the size of a pixel within 0.05 milliseconds?" you lose!
> "oh we made the recoil penalty such that if you miss your first 2-3 shots or they don't count on our servers you lose again"
> cancer goes on for 35 more minutes
> enemy team chats shit even though one guy is clearly carrying them
> salt contamination levels reach max capacity, ragequit uninstall initiated

Am I getting too old for these millennial reaction games or does CS have this special blend of features to make it extra cancerous for autards with nothing better to do?
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Report this thread, everyone.
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>>383532293

oy vey shut it down
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> > on le gaming rig eks dee

I never meant it when saying this before, but please kill yourself.
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>>383533315
hit a nerve or are you just dense when it comes to satire
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>>383532132
Get gud
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>>383532132
I just dont understand single shot headshots with a pea shooter.... I must suck that much cock
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>>383533576
>hit a nerve

What does that even mean in this context? My point is you're not funny faggot, so stop trying to be and better yet cease your existence
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>>383533576
This whole thread had better be satire
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>>383533997
You clearly got triggered faggot, maybe you're too much of a poorfag to even play on a PC that isn't owned by the local library

>>383533946
perhaps, if only the 'economy' system wasn't cucking you, you might have afforded something other than a pea shooter.

>>383534032
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>>383532132

No more comfy 1.6 servers with actual map rotations.
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>I have never played more than a couple hours of Counter Strike and I'm mad bcuz bad
You could have just said that and saved yourself some typing, OP. Also
>UGH, I must be TOO OLD AND MATURE for this game that's been mostly the same for seventeen fucking years
literally end your life please and thanks
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>>383534386
I got triggered because you're an underage autistic kid who tries way too hard to be funny
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>>383532132
Yes, CSGO has autism built in to be fun for normies and stupid adolescents
>rng that you pay $2.49 for so you can get "le awesum $400 skin"
>step above other fps like cod and battlefield to make it seem like the ring shitfest that it is, is """fun"""
>"bro comp is so fun, playing with hackers, hues, and salty kids is a blast"
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>>383534793
What if I had more experience with it than I let on? Doesn't change the fact this game is awful and breeds a special kind of sperg. Bet hey I bet the "devs" are happy for rehashing the same shit with an added skin $hekel market.

>>383535064
Anything else to add?
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>>383535403
>What if I had more experience with it than I let on?
If you did, then you're acting like a retard for the purpose of seeming like a retard. No one who's halfway decent with the game starts their complaints with "ew you have to aim precisely and control your recoil".
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>>383535205
exactly, I never seen such low effort explode in popularity. people shit on cod all the time but what has CS done to change it up?
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le real GameS like Quake are better

ps i have never played a le quake duel in my life
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>>383535752
I'm agreeing with this anon. Cs is all reaction times and spray control. Other fps fundamentals apply but reactions and spraying is the core of cs
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>>383535752
Right but no other game emphasizes it as much as CS does, we all know this, and I'm coming out and saying its not fun or rewarding, I don't get why others think otherwise. It's boring at best..
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>>383536108
Do you actually need to know great spray control, though? You could probably get buy by tap-shooting, using stuff like shotguns and snipers on lower ranks.
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>>383535806
ive been playing cs since beta 1.1a XDD
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>>383536258
>I'm coming out and saying its not fun or rewarding, I don't get why others think otherwise
Imagine a world where people can like things that you don't. It might be hard, so stay with me, it's going to get even crazier. Imagine a world where people can like things that you don't for the reasons that you don't like it.

You're living in it
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>>383536613

that's rich coming from 4chan. mark my words, minecraft got ridiculed first, CS is next.

Defend it all you want, you're too far gone bro
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