How low does the price have to drop before its acceptable to buy this?
100% off.
then leave it in the backlog and never play it.
>>383530721
$20, no higher. And even then I'd argue against it.
>>383530938
$20 seems reasonable for this, even if it isn't great how bad can it be
>>383530721
Never buy it. If you want to play it, then pirate it. Don't give them money for releasing a shitty product.
The only good thing about this game was the incest porn of autistic Sarah
on sale for 25$ at the source(bit cheaper if you PM)
tempting but then i remember all the leaked shit and turned out how shit it looked....
holy fuck fix the captchas! took over 1 minute to fucking post, i always skip till i get one the doesnt have me constantly click images till it decides ok you did enough
>>383530721
When it gets on a humble bundle
maybe
>>383530721
Unless they pay you to play, it's never acceptable.
Post more autistic Sarah.
Don't buy it. Ever. Pirate if if you must play it, but not even that is worth it.
It's not fun broken, it's just broken.
piracy is fine. the best thing this game is capable of is existing as a mockery
>>383530721
They should have to pay YOU to play it.
What is this?
>>383530721
Humble Bundle
>>383530721
Never. You can't even bang your sister.
>>383533476
Autistic Sarah Simulator 2017
>>383533442
>bowl of eggs
gets me everytime
>>383530721
>implying it's even worth the time it takes to play
>>383533442
Maybe I'm too much of a normalfag, but I still don't get the hard boiled eggs part. The rest I understand.
>>383532189
>>383533406
>>383533410
This. By buying this game, you're just encouraging them to make more shit like it. Don't support this stuff.
>>383533406
This so fucking hard, I got it when it was 30 dollars, big fucking mistake, refunded within a couple of hours of playing, it's just plain broken. HUGE framerate drops, cutscenes will freeze up the game, random ctd's, random graphical/sound glitches, like I was hoping to at least go in there to laugh at bad animations/story, but I didn't even get a fun broken game, it was simply a broken UNPLAYABLE game.
I've played indie games with better performance, holy shit.
>>383533756
How were sales?
>>383533442
>sorted skittles
>>383533442
post the blowjob one or leave.
>>383533393
I second this motion.
>>383534031
>tfw never saved autistic Sarah pics
>>383530721
Depends, how much money are you willing to just piss away?
>>383534093
>>383530721
>love autistic Sarah
>don't want to support shitty developer by paying for their games
I'm too straight edge for this shit.
>>383530721
They would have to pay you to make it worth your time.
>>383533890
idk, but if it was more than 0, it was too much.
>>383534217
Sorry for the frog but it kinda fits the mood of Sarah
Wy not just pirate it if you're worried about giving sales to sjws ?
>>383533393
>>383530721
i already bought it when it was new
hated the hell out of it
but really? i paid for it once, why should i pay again?
i mean, the ARTISTS, CODERS and QA GUYS aren't getting paid TWICE for my buy, so why should i pay again for the game?
no, seriously, im fucking serious here
>A whole folder of Andromeda memes
>The game died so fucking fast I can feel them collecting dust on my SSD
Even as a center piece of mockery it's a disappointment. At-least i could shit about Mass Effect 3 for a year or so before people got bored.
>>383534351
I'll take it! Thanks.
>>383530721
$15. $35 in total for the inevitable DLC assuming it has a multiplayer aspect to it. Multiplayer naturally being the only reason you should be interested. Is the multiplayer even decent this time around?
>>383534480
>dat Sonichu
>>383530721
At least online pass isn't a thing anymore, right?
>>383534480
>inflated dobson in the background
jikes
I honestly can't even bring myself to download a cracked version. It just seems so soulless and clumsy, from what I've seen.
>>383530721
Honestly?
$5.99
The combat is a little fun, but it gets super repetitive because troops drop on the map in endless waves. Eventually you'll drive past combat on the map because you can't be bothered to fight a pointless fight. When combat is the strongest point in the game, and they manage to make THAT not worth the effort, it's a bad sign.
The writing is insultingly bad. I'm not gonna argue whether or not Mass Effect ever had good writing, but ME1 looks like it was written by fucking Virgil compared to the fetid shit-tier writing in MEA. A lot of it comes across as equivalent to a high school creative writing class project. There was more than one point in the game where I had to actually exit the game because the writing was so stupid that I actually thought the writers thought the players were retarded, and I felt personally insulted.
Most of all, it's just straight up fucking boring. The story is dreadfully dull when it's not inanely fucking stupid, the characters are written by either autists or teenage interns who have never had legitimate jobs or responsibility before, the plot makes no sense, and it shits on the lore enough so that you can't even fall back on nostalgia. The end result is that you'll spend most of your time with your eyes glazed over thinking "why am I still playing this."
I paid$70for this game. Heed my warning.
>>383530721
Mass Effect is dead to me.
>>383530721
>You will never have an autistic sister you can jerk off over
>>383530721
I want to see porn of retarded Sarah
Less than $20 and used so they don't see a single penny.
How come there's not sfm porn of this? When ME3 came out SFM was thriving and now nothing
>>383534698
The good news is that it's dead to EA too.
>>383530721
it better be cheaper than free
>>383534705
Honestly it's probably for the best, imagine how awkward Thanksgiving would be.
>>383534652
The number of /v/ autism items in the background is actually quite impressive. When this was first made it was broken down.
>>383534698
>implying Mass Effect didn't die at2
I like Origin because it's useful for quarantining modern bioware shit. If I saw modern Dragon Age or Mass Effects for sale for $5 on Steam Sale I might accidentally give them money.
I bought mirrors edge 2 for €8
max €10 for andromeda
>>383530721
somewhere around the point that they are paying me to play it.
>>383534925
This, who the fuck wanted gears of war in space? The game had a total of like 4 fucking weapons LOL.
>>383534406
Thank you for posting, anon.
>>383534925
I didn't specify the point where it started being dead to me, but you arehalf-correct.
>>383533737
Someone else will post it, but essentially someone on either /r9k/ or here or something saw some tramp doing the walk of shame and imagined a scenario in which he'd take her home, let her sleep in his bed and when she woke up say something like "you don't have to explain, but you do have to eat this"
He clearly meant it in some kind of bullshit hollywood way but it came off as unsurprisingly hilariously insane.
>>383534486
turns out most people don't want to fuck retards
>>383530721
PIRATE IT MY FRIEND
>>383530721
You should never pay money for that game unless that money does not go to the developers.
>These people meme about autist Sara
>They didn't make their own custom Sara that's not maximum double autist
>>383535094
My dude
>>383534671
>70
Anon, how did you not know it was going to be bad? Did you seriously think it was going to be good?
>>383535094
>>383535379
This? Thanks. It's so old I didn't even make the connection. I just thought autists just like eggs or something. But since it was /r9k/, I guess it still is.
Even if it was free, it wouldn't be worth your time.
>>383535601
>Autists like eggs
Somebody has been visiting /fit/
>>383535728
Kek
Why does autistic sara appeals so much to me, gets me so hard ?
>>383535460
I was hoping it was gonna be a Doom situation where the release was much better than expected.
>>383535796
Unironically the greatest character Bioware has ever created.
>>383535796
You have autism and/or a thing for a relative, probably inappropriately young, as well.
>>383530721
I would buy it for 5 dollars. Same way shadow or mordor went for 3 during the sale. Not a penny more.
>>383534705
There would always be that danger though that she would blurt out something you did with her in front of other people as if it was casual conversation.
>>383535796
Because you want to protect that autistic smile.
>>383535796
You see yourself in her
>>383536060
lol
>>383535796
Power play. She's retarded and easy to take advantage of and it serves to make you feel better about yourself at the same time because at least you're not in her position.
>>383530721
Even as a free download it's still wasted bandwidth and a waste of 60GB on your hard drive.
>>383535796
What's your opinion on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZFsmPTYJQ
>>383536353
I would lick the peanut off her butter.
>>383536353
>We're using this PB first, obviously I have several
oh lord what is this
>>383530721
They'd have to pay me to play that heap of garbage.
>>383536273
>60GB
Oh, hell fucking no. Not on this shit.
>>383536505
Her dialogue really makes the video. Everything about this video seems so absurd.
>>383536353
>the chunky one is the good kind and I want to eat that one
0/10, fucking dropped.
>>383536353
What makes her autistic? Her monotone manner of speech? I still don't know what makes something autistic
>>383536708
>He doesn't like chunky
You're not autistic, you're just straight up SUBHUMAN
>>383530721
20$ I think, that ea would pay you to play it.
>>383530721
Don't buy it.
I was stupid enough to get this at full price when it came out. I thought it wouldn't be that bad and figured /v/ was exaggerating, but believe me, it's that fucking bad. And it only got worse after release, because the dev team deviced that fixing actual technical problems wasn't as important as pandering to a small but loud minority. That their top priority in the very first patch was fixing the dialogue for the transgender character in their broken, buggy, barely functional mess of a game ought to speak volumes. I'm fucking done with Mass Effect. They killed it.
>>383530721
Only after they made a CDP-style Enhanced Edition basically overhauling everything from the tone of the game to the dialogue choices, quests and stories, to the characters and character designs i would consider dropping 20 bucks on this game. Every single aspect of the game is fundamentally and irredeemably flawed to the point that only a deep overhaul of them all would make this game anything resembling a good game.
>>383536925
Which came first...?
>>383536353
Actually, that's really disgusting. But, does she have other videos though ? ha ha just joking ha ha
>>383536730
>Autism
>>383530721
I pirated it and felt ripped off.
>>383537269
Cool ranch.
>>383537269
i did
i always do
>>383536353
Kek, never watched it to the point were she said she will post this on xvideos for others enjoyment too.
>>383530721
This could be absolutely free and I wouldn't even touch it.
It's completely worth the $60, I've already played through it twice.
>>383535796
Imagine getting her pregnant
>>383537679
Literally how
$5
>>383536353
I would marry her buttcheeks.
>>383537679
I just finished my first playthrough on normal, should I try a NG+ on lunatic?
>>383537749
You'd have to take care of her and pay for everything. Not much different than a regular woman.
>>383537756
I'm not a melodramatic retard that let's /v/ tell me how to think.
>>383537883
I didn't actually do NG+, my first playthrough was just to get to the end of the story to find out how it ends, then my second play though I started over to do everything.
>>383537903
>Not much different than a regular woman.
KEK
I'm starved for a game to play, played all 3 previous Mass effect games, have stupidly quick internet and could download the game in 10 minutes and the game no longer has denuvo meaning it's simple to pirate.
I have not played this game.
>>383530721
They'd have to pay me to play it.
>>383534249
Pirate the game, pussy
>>383530721
Assuming the game is ~30 hours long, they would need to pay me $700 for my time to make me play it.
>tfw can code but can't draw
>tfw i will never make 10k a month on patreon making an autistic sarah porn game
>>383536060
With my dick?
>>383536353
I actually did this when I was 2 or 3 or something. And here I am now.
>>383538963
>10k a month
You undersell that concept, I see. An autist and his neetbux are soon parted.
>>383530938
>>383531331
it's 20 right now at gamestop you goys
$25 maybe.
Origin Access
$5 a month (and obviously beat it in less than a month)
On the other hand, Origin means they have the right to steal all kinds of data from your Hard Drive, so probably I would pirate it
Is PeeBee really just Sera 2.0? Everything I've heard about her suggests she's another crack at 'lolsorundumb waifu'. Only not solely gay, so you can give her the dick.
>>383536353
Ywn have autism-fueled peanut butter sex
>>383530824
160% off
you'd have to pay me to play this
>>383536353
>I feel like this is the equivalent of black face to like Mexicans
>>383530721
It's shit and you are waiting for it to get less-expensive shit?
>>383530721
Why does everyone shit on Legos? Legos are cool.
>>383533442
>not the one where she's getting fucked over a open diaper
>>383530721
It's actually not that bad. They've fixed most of the retarded expressions and other bugs. Notice how no one ever complains about the gameplay.
>>383544476
I just bought it for $24. It is shitty man
>>383544387
>>383541696
She wasn't nearly as bad. Still has some of the dumb quirky stuff going on but she doesn't burst into twelve year old cursing.
>>383533442
sauce friendo?
>>383544387
Hating on legos is spartan parcel with being a hipster and we all know they're a diamond dozen on /v/.
Does she look like the smug wojak here?
>>383530721
$10-20, they really dropped the ball. I'm surprised the developers just kept on pushing through when the majority of the audience didnt want their "in your face, sjw shit"
>>383544387
"Lego therapy" is used to treat Autism.
Minecraft has been described as virtual Lego and suffers from the same stigma.
Sonic and Pokemon are also well known to have autistic fanbases.
>>383545272
But the "SJW" shit literally isn't in your face. There's one conversation about a trans person that is very easy to miss if you're not looking for it.
I liked Sara, I liked Suvi and I liked Andromeda
There, I said it.
>>383545823
alright, who has the rope?
>>383545886
>>383534406
I don't shower or brush my teeth every day or even every week, but that's because there's literally no point. I can brush and shower all I want, I'm still a creepy disgusting person no girl is interested in.
Piracy exists, everyone who buys this or other nu male cuck shit like battlefield 1 or battlefront deserves to be murdered in cold blood
I'm not joking
>>383535728
>>383531331
>how bad can it be
You're cute, anon.
>>383545982
You'll regret it when your teeth start breaking and you get an infection so bad your face swells up and you have to get a root canal with no anaesthetic.
>t. former neet who didn't brush and had that happen
>>383532719
I came for the porn, help a dude out?
>>383545103
She just got done sorting her M&Ms by color and arranging the bowls from lightest to darkest.
>>383545982
I mean you're actually not supposed to full-on shower every day because it fucks with your oil levels and skin flora. Shower with soap every other day at most, plain water the rest.
Teeth is a genetic lottery, I know people who brush + floss every day and always have cavities, and people who have never even owned a toothbrush and have perfect teeth with no cavities.
>>383546557
Janitors already cleaned up the good stuff. You have to watch these, you have about a 10 minute window, at best.
>>383546059
Now you are being too critical, bf1 was good.
>>383530721
>>383546446
I never said I don't brush my teeth at all.
I will brush them after eating a lot of sugar, and also once I start getting bad morning breath.
>>383546651
>not supposed to full-on shower every day
>>383545823
she was modeled after her?
>>383545981
I dont see the resemblance. Who was in charge of this?
>>383546887
Feminists, they didn't want to make her too attractive so "gamer gurls" could relate.
>>383546843
I brushed every now and then too, but that's not enough.
>>383546864
It's bad for the humours you plebian.
>>383546887
The resemblance is more apparent in other photos.
>>383547007
They still gave her a great ass, a fit body, decent boobs, and plenty of sex scenes. None of that helps women with their insecurities.
Apparently Sara's model was in a movie called "The Accident".
>>383547357
If you don't like you can fuck off, newfag. Blacks and browns don't shower daily. If you don't believe me, google it or go on any public transportation.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/naya-rivera-showering-daily-is-a-white-people-thing-2015131
>LE MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA IS A BAD MAYMAY
ITT: retards who never played the game and goobergaters
>>383547470
Straight women never give a fuck about tits, they focus on the face and general curviness.
>>383547874
>>383547904
>Straight women with small boobs pretend to not give a fuck about tits
Fixed it for ya
>>383539930
For the console version.
Which is probably the worst one.
>>383547904
>women don't get insecure about breast size
>>383544387
>tfw I bought a Lego and now I realize I don't really want it anymore and I shouldn't have bought it
It was building it though, but shit is really expensive.
>>383547956
>no source
>Mexico showering and shampooing the most
I call bullshit, and they probably counted ever beaner that swam across the Rio as bathing.
>>383530721
$5 used, no more.
>>383547769
she's cute
>>383548140
Yes, someone made this graph using deliberately falsified data to push some weird agenda. That's now you sound.
>>383547956
>source: my ass
>>383548250
You probably did, since your source is dick.
>just believe this chart that with no source and go against pretty much every common misconception
Yeah, that's how you sound.
>>383548232
looks like a crack hoe
>>383548232
I actually think her in game model looks better.
>>383548232
>straight men want to fuck that
I must be gay, then.
>>383548232
Has the actress ever addressed the game?
>>383548440
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/02/how-often-people-in-various-countries-shower/385470/?utm_source=SFTwitter
Literally two seconds using reverse image search.
>>383548140
>>383548290
>tfw too smart to fall for the shower jew
http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/do-you-shower-too-much-20160121-gmaz1v.html
>>383548678
If you were her would you? But back to your question, I haven't heard of anything.
>>383530721
like humble-bundle-name-your-own-price-and-all-the-money-goes-to-charity-not-EA low
>>383548140
>I can no longer be reasoned with
>>383547874
Showering daily is actually in most cases not very healthy for you.
>>383534486
>>383535138
I'd fuck that retard. Particularly if I were in the position of her brother for maximum wincest.
I've been collecting Star Wars Lego lately, I feel a greater connection with Sarah now.
>>383548678
there were instagram and twitter posts from both of them iirc
>>383548726
>>383548758
>AReddit userrecently polled 562 people and found
Complete bullshit. I could do a survey here and find completely contradictory results. There was no scientific study, nor were any of the cohntries of origin or genders verified. They basically put a survey on the internet.
>>383544667
>ten-year-old presumably unopened set
>also a licensed set with over 5000 pieces
Well of course it's going to be excessively expensive.
>>383548859
>i found shitty data from a Reddit survey and believe every word of it
>>383547956
>hot climate
>more showers
hmmmmmmm
>>383549038
The SCA study still showed that Mexicans shower way more than most white countries. I'm sorry, but there isn't a conspiracy against white people by the shower studies industry.
>>383549131
Not only was it from a random Reddit survey, but it also counted people just hosing off to and from the beach, etc.
>>383549124
The Reddit survey was only once source. There was Euromonitor and the SCA as well. It's almost like you only read the source until your found a sentence you agreed with, and stopped reading. Is that you, Sargon?
>>383549165
Link SCA
>>383536353
I knew this girl, she did it for her facebook meme page.
>>383547956
Hm. Is it really that uncommon for people to shower everyday in most countries?
>>383549287
Read the fucking article. It's literally right there. Do you need a peer reviewed study from Harvard to prove water is wet as well?
>>383549318
it fucks up natural state of things, so ye
>>383549249
The SCA didn't cover anything about bathing, it covered hair length and shaving habits opposite sexes find attractive. Nice try, though. The only thing that covered bathing frequency was a rdddit survey of a few hundred. What is that, a half dozen to a dozen people per country? Again, bullshit.
>>383549406
>>383549537
You are completely fucking stupid. The SCA didn't not cover shower frequencies. Do YOU know that water is wet, retard.
>>383549619
Actually it's a viscous solid.
>>383549667
Also the first magnifying glass, nice non-sequitur. Study is still bullshit and the SCA doesn't cover bathing habits. It is based off a fee random reddit accounts that are completely anonymous.
>>383549537
>>383549619
I see you STILL haven't read the article. The Reddit survey was only about showers per week by gender, it didn't say anything about country. Euromintor was the organization that did the average showers/shampoos per week by country. The SCA was the one that did pic related.
Seriously, are you Sargon of Akkad? You're just as bad at reading sources and getting offended over nothing.
>>383550168
That is stilk the SAME shit from a reddit survey that is made up of only a few people, it is just changed from to a bar graph, are you stupid? I can do a survey on reddit to prove anything, this wasn't even done by WHO or the CDC. Complete shit that proves nothing.
>>383550589
Whatever you say, Sargon.
>SJWsnare hyper sensitive cucks that need safe spaces because they get offended by everything
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MULTIPLE STUDIES DONE BY TWO REAL ORGANIZATIONS SHOWED THAT MEXICANS SHOWER MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE, THE SHOWER INDUSTRY IS PUSHING AN ANTI WHITE AGENDA
>>383550720
Whatever you say reddit. Can you do a survey and ask a few randon people on the internet and pass it off as scientific evidence? All I said was the source was crap.
You show me something from Doctors Without Borders or something I'll believe, not a survey on an anonymous message board of a few hundred people that is supposed to span six continents
never
>>383550890
>I asked my friends on Reddit to take a survey and now it's science REEEEEEE
I didn't even being up politics you babby
>Thread about Mass Effect becomes thread about autism and then thread about showers
/v/ is wonderful.
>>383550168
>china
>more women than men
nigga you know that shit aint right.
>>383550963
You got me. I used intentionally flawed data to make white people look bad. (((I))) have been exposed. The JIDF is going to deduct from my paycheck for poor performance. Damn you and your internet sleuthing skills.
>>383551156
This shitshow started when you started going on about how black and brown people don't shower.
>>383551163
>thread about autism becomes a thread about autism and remains a thread about autism
>>383551241
I'm not even white, kek. And I darker people shower less in my experience and everyone I know. A reddit survey does not disprove that.
>JIDF
Fuck off to /pol/
>>383530721
>>383552568
Where does this talent go? It's both erotic and fucking hilarious, and I'm sure the guy that wrote it works at Cub bagging groceries.
Perhaps it's best that way.
>>383551704
Sara's actually kinda cute with that smile.
>>383553443
It's her Harry Potter Lego face.
The gameplay is still decent, they added the ammo system from me1 back in, you can wield multiple powers from different classes and make your own unique snowflake Ryder.
The scenery of the game is either good or passable, it was the stiff character animations and the boring story that killed a game that could have been a genuine 9/10.
I am not even shitposting, with a few more months and a better vision, the dev team behind andomedra would have delivered a decent mass effect game, it would not have topped mass effect 1, but it would have been a good game.
is the multiplayer any good? I enjoyed the multiplayer in part 3.
>>383555073
Anon, Montreal had five years to make this game, and they spent three and a half with their thumbs up their asses while they waited for the Dragon Age team to explain to them how Frostbite worked. More time wouldn't have helped in the least just based on how they used what they were given. The problem came from the team being not only ridiculously inexperienced, but unwilling to receive any kind of criticism or help from Edmonton whenever they had an idea that they couldn't execute. A little more experience and a LOT more humility would've gone a long way towards making Andromeda even remotely worth playing.
>>383555292
It's better than ME3's multiplayer. But the core of it is the same.
>>383530721
if it's on sale for less than $20 I'll cop it