Alternative GTA Locations

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Tell us about your wishful GTA location and convince us it'd be interesting.
>Hamilton, DA (Washington, DC)
>Less vertical than SA and LC, but more monuments and unique locations
>Northwest of the City, you have plenty of rich folks to rob and Yanks to murder. Northeast is your hicks and rednecks, and to the south you get plantations and battlefields
>In the City, heists are diversified: you can steal valuable monuments, works of art, historical pieces, or just gold from the treasury
>The new big feature is Assassinations, leading up to "The Big One," assassinating the President in obvious exchange for a ton of money
>Furthermore, you can navigate political tensions to gain influence and eventually tax revenue
>Two smaller cities (based on Potomac/Rockville/Bethesda and Alexandria) for other adventures, and you can hijack metros, helicopters, airplanes, and river boats to hop between properties in each
>Multiple houses and actually useful income properties are back, letting you truly take over the island of the "District of America"
>Best of all, the outrage from Drumpfkins at the Presidential Assassination missions would be hilarious. And the internal conflict from leftists having to support violent video games will make everyone's head spin
We need this, /v/