What team did you pick, /v/? Cake or Ice cream?
>>383524617
Rock
inb4 Stormtards
>>383524654
Rocks are not food!
>>383524617
i pickedcallie and marie
ice cream, obviously.
Cake is the only choice Anon
splatoon 3 octarians are good guys and inkling the bad ones who did some israel thing
Ice Cream will rule this world.
Team Pearl's a shit.
>>383524785
That art style reminds me of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and I'm sure it's intentional.
>>383524742
no but it is the winning choice for japan splatfest
>>383524785
holy shit, that's pretty good
>>383524617
>Marina encourages Pearl and protects her from bullies
I don't even play splatoon but keep this.
You already know
Ice Cream. Reminder not to be a sheep and only pick it because you like Marina.also, wtf is up with the board?
>>383524617
watch it be Off the Hook vs Squid Sisters
>>383525064
ok
*unzips dick*
>>383525114
there was a raid
>>383524943
This song is unironically good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIlIvHnaNw
Marina > Pearl, but Cake > Ice Cream
>>383524943
It's My Life as A Teenage Robot
Cake obviously.
I mean Ice Cream is fine and all but just can't compare to cake.
>>383524971
I subscribe more to Pearl thinking shes more street smart and popular and Marina naively believing her. But either way Pearl's a silly munchkin.
>>383525439
Who the fuck would pick frozen milk?
I want to taste Marina's brownies!
>>383525573
Who the fuck would pick sugar bread
>>383524617
Ice Cream
You just can't beat it. Especially when you havetwo scoops ofice cream on a warm summer night.
>>383525321
this is your splatfest song for the next two years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwNI0v3-PU
> it's the women of colors who threaten the producer with a weapon and not the white female
really get the noggin joggin
>>383525621
Someone needs to make a Colbert × Pearl shop
>>383525784
I like that they factor in her reaction to her not paying attention to her anymore.
>>383525617
(should i say me? oh shit im scared, gotta say frozen milk so he doesnt go chimp)
cake! SHIT!!
cake
IDGAF
This is what ice creamemers do
>>383524617
Final Splatfest will be Marie x Callie vs Pearl x Marina
>>383525943
What the fuck is this post
Why are inklings so racist?
>>383526080
That's not fair, that art fixes her eyes. All the art fixes her eyes.
>>383525112
Ny cock hungers.
>>383525784
love the marina and the diamonds reference they did with Marina and the downey.
>>383525674
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCwNI0v3-PU
>It actually has something akin towards understandable lyrics at times.
>Stop being lazy! You'll drive me crazy!
>>383526807
>>383526807
>tfw can contribute to the continuation of squid genes
>>383526974
Marina is not a squid, anon
>>383527059
Thank god.
>>383526375
Thats an awfully puffy vulva....
>>383524785
Quick /v/, Tiff or Brit? There is only one right answer.
Can someone post that headset setup image?
What is it out FUCK I need to go to my switch right now brb
Is Pearl the first autistic squid?
>>383527057
>>383527162
>>383527271
These ones are just cute.
>>383527429
Comes out the 21st. There's a free demo/Splatfest on the 15th.
>>383527429
Not until next week. There's a Splatfest demo this Friday, though.
>>383527341
You just did
>>383527429
You can explore downtown and play the tutorial, But that is it
I have done nothing but stare at Marina for 2 days. My device is getting hot so I am ordering another one incase my Switch burns out
>>383527530
Yes.
>>383526662
P: hey
P: headbeam
M: kyaa~
M: Senpai
M: So radiant...
>>383527608
The funny one anon.
>>383527815
is it this cancer?
>>383526068
go on
>>383525321
What music is this similar to?
Ice cream and not for wiafu reasons.
>Pearl's been getting pleasant loli porn while Marina gets disgusting /d/ material.
>>383528164
>>383528050
No, the one that had the phone connecting to Miyamoto or something along those lines, that one is_ok_though.
>>383524617
final splatfest will be marina vs marie
the shitstorm will be massive
WE
>>383528164
Kys
>>383527331
Tiff, I feel like Brit would trade up as soon as someone better came along. I imagine Tiff would stick around if you told her you found her more attractive than her cousin.
Also I like shortstacks.
>>383525114
But like choclate and ice cream.
I can't bring myself to pick a side on this one. With the squid sisters, Marie's deadpan humor was way more appealing than Callie's standard genki self.
With Off the Hook, Marina has the obvious sex appeal between the two, not to mention her more polite and humble personality, but Pearl has some pretty great sass to her, and honestly feels more like Marie with a bit more of an attitude. Honestly I like them both for completely different reasons and can't bring myself to choose.
>>383528386
oh, oops...
>>383528050
Kinda looks like minus8 style
I'm committing to only picking Marcina for every splatfest
>>383524617
Ice Cream.
There were some tough decisions in Splatoon 1 Splatfests that made me consider going over to Marie's side, but there's no way I'm ever going to join Pearl's team.
The Splatfest could be One Thousand Dollars vs One Thousand Needles in Your Eye and I would still join the Marina team.
Pearl is endearing in an ugly retarded kind of way
>>383528603
One is black, the other is not
The choice is pretty obvious unless you enjoy watching people rail your wife
People trying to force pearl are sad, even full force nintendo autism isn't getting her to catch on and that has been able to force a lot of shit. She just isn't an appealing design even in a so bad it is good way
splatfests are going to be horribly one sided
>>383528794
>>>/pol/
also
>implying anyone here is going to be able to get a wife.
>>383528956
>All of these fucking nigger lovers choosing ICE CREAM over CAKE!
Its like none of them had fresh warm homemade cake with buttercream frosting! Almost as if the only cake they've ever had are those shitty store bought cupcakes! All these poor impoverished degenerates who don't have a LICK of taste, choose the inferior option due to their ignorance! I honestly feel sorry for the unwashed masses who think cake is just for birthday parties!
>>383528452
I personally prefer Brit, but I respect anyone who is down with shortstacks.
>>383528985
I like Pearl, though. He ingame model is a little iffy, but her design is otherwise great and her personality is definitely the more interesting of the two.
>>383528794
>People this dumb exist
They're videogame characters, shortbus.
>>383529086
>>383529086
>CA
>>383528794
>One is black
She gets my vote.
>>383524617
Ice cream? I love Ice cream!
WHEN IS THE SPLATFEST, DID I MISS IT?
>>383529327
>>383529376
what is that in a time zone that actually matters?
by that i mean est
>>383529448
6 PST
5 CST
>>383525583
I want tocuddle and play video gameswith her!
>>383529448
Add 3 retard.
>>383529508
by PST i mean est
>>383529086
Literally no reason to hate this.
>>383529531
sauce?
>>383529448
>Not knowing time zone conversion
East coasters, everybody.
>>383525784
Those mirophones look filthy.
>>383529120
He'd probably become a billionaire in a few months.
Cakeboy for life
Hope you guys like my Splatfest post.
>>383529448
Goddammit dude...
>>383529675
hey man not all of us are like that
>>383527287
Where is the best to this?
Ice Cream because it's summer and temperatures are hotter than Marina's child bearing hips right now
Who will win in the Callie and Marie vs Pearl and Marina splatfest?
>>383527287
Sauce?
>>383530042
me from the resulting wave of porn
>>383524910
How did you do that? Every time I try to upload Pearl's forehead I get a "File too large" error.
>>383529448
>No proper capital letters or punctuation
>Thinks his timezone is the only one that matters even though he doesn't know how to convert to it
You're the epitome of the retarded hick trope.
>>383524943
>>383525351
So basically every 2000s cartoon.
Did they change the controls around a bit from the first game?
I haven't played 1 in a while so I don't quite remember.
>>383530042
Seeing this makes me realize just how shit the new idols are.
>>383529150
yeah and one of them is a NIGGER!!
>>383527287
Please the sauce, reverse Google isn't doing anything.
>>383524959
there are a few of these
>>383529086
This is actually good. Is the rest of /v/ autistic?
>>383530336
>says the retard with the tripname
Maybe you should step outside for a long bit.
>>383530042
Only morons would say the new ones are better.
They're good, but nowhere near as good as Callie and Marie. Also the story mode is probably going to be about them again.
>>383527331
Tiff.
>>383530304
Callie and Marie have been together forever. The new idols are only together because of work.
>>383530554
>They're good, but nowhere near as good as Callie and Marie
Their catchphrase is a little meh but everything else is superior including their music.
>>383524617
Final Splatfest: Calie and Marie vs Pearl and Marina
>>383530513
confirmed leaf
>>383527331
Tiff because she's got a fat ass
>>383527287
Artist?
cake is the biggest meme food of all time
>>383530754
TOGETHER FOREVER
NO MATTER HOW LONG
NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME
>>383530754
That's not true Pearl is Marina's senpai
>>383530304
Anon, that's almost a year's worth of character development. We haven't even hardly seen how Pearl and Marina are gonna be.
>>383530304
Their designs are just pretty shit. I'd be fine with replacements if they actually looked appealing. Marina is close but I don't like all the neon green shit on her.
>>383530951
>What is bacon
>What is pizza
>What is the McChicken
>>383530042
>that marie with all the money
That's screaming for some kind of caption.
>>383530554
I like Off the Hook's personalities and music styling way more.
>>383530372
Sauce?
>>383530042
I think Pearl and Marina have the potential to win. I hope it is close. I hate the staunch disapproval that some are showing towards them
>>383530042
>Marie on team octoling
How did she even rationalize that?
>>383529834
I like
anyone have the clean waters vs toxic waste image
Sorry, Ink me Up, you are yesterday's news. Ebb and Flow is Splatfest's new hotness.
https://youtu.be/tRnExgJfNEo
Please help, it's been on repeat since yesterday.
>>383531189
Whatever joke you may have, I'm sure it was already made in 2015.
>>383527429
>>383531507
Here's an image actually drawn by bkub
>>383530508
Shadman hate is really just a meme at this point. He's not good, but I can point to a million other artists that are way worse than he is. I guess it's the fact that he has an actual fanbase that bothers some people.
>>383531187
>What is the McChicken
The best fast food sandwich
>>383531553
>Marie
>>383526375
I can't fap to animation that abysmal. Also, they got her teeth/beak wrong.
>>383531432
It was about which made better sushi. Which explains why Callie is a traitor.
>>383531748
based bkub
>>383531521
Sounds more barebones compared to previous splatoon songs
>>383531187
Don't talk shit about the McChicken.
>>383527259
What do you think is in there, anon?
>>383531902
>>383527791
>happy octoling watching her favorite idol
Even a heart as cold as mine... can melt.
Calimari Inkantation will always be the best song.
>>383530042
>>383531553
Was Money vs. Love an actual Splatfest? I don't remember hearing about it. If so, who won?
>>383529448
East coast is west coast +3 hours. Use your fucking brain.
>>383532340
Japan
Love
>>383527791
>>383532204
I don't get this feeling in my heart. It feels... warm.
>>383524617
So is Marina a good friend because it's pretty obvious that she'd win the final Splat.
>>383532340
Callie won like 80% of the splatfests
>>383530042
>>383530754
>>383531553
>>383531949
I understand Marie's appeal but Callie is just too genki and adorable to resist.
>>383532465
Marina is a cute and loving friend.
>>383532512
I wonder if they're gonna readjust the point multiplier for popularity again, or if there's going to be a third element added to mix shit up.
>>383531187
Cake literally started the French revolution
>>383532512
It was 9-7 and Marie won the most important one. Get fucked.
>>383532465
white children don't like black people so pearl's going to win
>>383527791
Cute.
What's happening with the inkling in the background?
>>383532459
>>383532512
Fucking nips.
>>383525494
I love her eyebrows, they make her look permenantly uncomfortable.
>>383524617
Cake always wins anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_3SQwVlTS8
>>383532786
Yeah but everyone hates ugly little dwarves more.
I look forward to reading the lore behind the new idols, I'd like to know how they met and more about Marina's background since Octolings were the bad guys just 2(?) years prior.
>>383525784
I love Pearl's reaction when Marina isnt paying attention to her
Marie > Marina > Pearl > Callie
>white idol is ugly on purpose while the black one is a qt
Is this a (((psyop)))?
I'm not going to complain but something seems "fishy" here
>>383525583
>brownies!
I don't... I don't know if you're referencing actual baked goods or not!
>>383529095
Have you never had an ice cream sundae with hot fudge and cherries? I mean that's just the beginning too. You don't sit down after work and have some cake. You DO sit down after a long day and have some ice cream.
>>383533005
Octolings are still the bad guys. It's just that most Inklings are absolute fucking morons. They had no idea what the Octolings were up to in the first game even when they stole the plaza's biggest icon, and now they can't even recognize an Octoling when it's plastered on every billboard and monitor in town.
>>383525784
Secret bitch
>>383532774
That just means people liked Marie for her looks rather than character.
not much better for winning that one
>>383532762
That's pretty impressive for a band from california
>>383533196
>>383524617
Can't decide, and I am afraid that Marina's perfection may be influencing my choice. Both are so good.
Am I the only one who immediately went over to the window and took tons of screenshots of Marina? That pout is the best.
>>383529531
2lewd, motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkae0-TgrRU
VS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0
The great debate
>>383532931
MY LEFT SPLAT JUST WENT VIRAL
>>383524785
>>383531949
Why am I weirded out by this...
>>383524617
>Octolongs and Squids are all hunky dory now
What the fuck is this bullshit? Wasn't the ending of Splatoon that you destroy the infrastructure of octoling society? They should hate each other more than ever now
There's no way to justify this
>>383533853
Squids are notorious cannibals in nature so this is completely normal.
>>383531748
goddamn, bkub steppin up to the plate
>>383532931
>>383533689
INK DOWN
BE A SQUID
INK DOWN
BE A KID
>>383533868
Through the power of music.
Not even memeing, I used to be openly racist until I started listening to BB King. Music is more powerful than some people think.
>>383533868
>Implying things are fine
That's why single player is going to terrorize the Octarians again.
ATTENTION ALL INKLINGS
POST YOUR FAVORITE TRACKS FROM EITHER GAMES
>>383533868
After Callie fucked off everyone else could finally appreciate each other.
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwX2azmLeAc
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNlCVxBhTQ
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH2f6hXGKi0Squid Squad > Squid Sisters
>>383533994
Why that jelly so happy?
>>383530042
love it
>>383534732
He's trying to look at Marina's octobutt
>>383533868
Marina is the only Octoling we've seen on the surface. We won't know why or how she's there unless we either get some scroll lore or she and Pearl become agents 5 and 6 if Marie get squidnapped half-way through the story.
What do you want from Splatoon 2? I wantan image of futanari Callie and Marina raping Pearl while Marie whips her stomach whle in her bdsm outfit
>>383526807
Shiiiet
>>383533928
I'm surprised japs are not cannibals.Are they?
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GeMKYPRH6k
>>383535082
>Marina is the only Octoling we've seen on the surface
>what is the entirety of splatoon 1
>>383529834
holy kek
>>383527287
>Different color ink
Wouldn't that literally kill her?
>>383535294
Good taste here
>even the japs despise Pearl
aaaaayyy
What the fuck were they thinking
>>383535308
those encounters happened underground.
>>383535261They ate prisoners of war during WW2 so yes.
>According to historian Yuki Tanaka: "cannibalism was often a systematic activity conducted by whole squads and under the command of officers".
>>383535432
>Octolings are very similar to Inklings. They can walk on land in humanoid form as well as swim through their own Ink in octopus form
You could have stopped it all you had to do was tie. Why didn't you stop it?
>>383535543
>>383535431
They do? How come? Not even trying to be an asshole, just curious.
>>383535604
>>383526807
But octolings reproduce by budding
>>383527331
>>383535543
>tfw I google this
>tfw find the rest of the wiki articleIn some cases, flesh was cut from living people: another Indian POW, Lance Naik Hatam Ali (later a citizen of Pakistan), testified in New Guinea and stated:
... the Japanese started selecting prisoners and every day one prisoner was taken out and killed and eaten by the soldiers. I personally saw this happen and about 100 prisoners were eaten at this place by the Japanese. The remainder of us were taken to another spot 50 miles [80 km] away where 10 prisoners died of sickness. At this place, the Japanese again started selecting prisoners to eat. Those selected were taken to a hut where their flesh was cut from their bodies while they were alive and they were thrown into a ditch where they later died.
What the fuck Japan
>>383535754
>>383535886
I grabbed it from a booru, some fag must have uploaded it with the watermark. Didn't notice it until I uploaded it.
Protect this
>>383533868
It's hinted in the art in the back during credits that shortly after Octavio was defeated, a few Octolings turned over a new leaf.
>>383535871
>Octarians are the minions created by cutting their hair
>Octolings are the true species, Forming full Octopi.
DJ Octavio is not an Octarian as he is probably an Octoling in Octopus form. I'd imagine him to stand taller then Cuttlefish and the othersAnd blackish since I suspect him to be Marina's Papa
So is Marina like radioactive? What's up with her finger tips?
>>383535543
>>383535884
TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH
>>383525583
>>383525494
>black and green
>tentacles
>those dual-pupiled eyes
I think she's a daedra.
>>383536073
why protect dirty garbage
>>383524910
Kek
>>383530508
hur dur we got to hate shadman XD
Neo /v/ is ruining the joke dragging it too long.
>>383530042
Callie and Marie will win, no doubt.
Even though I'm a huge Mariefag, Callie is pretty great even though it's fun to shit on her.
Marina is ok, but Pearl is just irredeemable shit.
>>383532287
kek
>>383536341
t. Shad
>>383533316
It's gooteks
>>383536392
That assumes that Off the Hook will even be around come the final splatfest. Observe my shitty ms paint explination as to why they are not to be trusted.
>>383535595
Not talking about human forms, but where they live.
In the Inkopolis world, Marina is the only Octoling. Underground, there's the Octoling world, where there are a lot of Octolings.
>>383525784
Why is pearl pointing down to her foot
>>383536232
Aesthetics. Plus some species of octos are venomous
>>383536621
>image
the right is the rock formations of octo valley
the left IS octavio's arm not somebody else's
everything else you pointed out is dumb
you're pretty bad at this
>star vs the forces of evil movie will air around splatfest
>will choose splatfest over star
i feel like i did the right thing still was a hard choice thought
both
>>383535595
Octo Valley is a giant hole a long distance away from Inkopolis Plaza. The single player only takes place in this hole, underground. Octolings have never seen outside of Octo Valley until Marina.
I didn't like Pearl when she was first announced but seeing her in game made her a lot more likeable
>Callie and Marie = Calamari
>Pearl and Marina = Pearl Harbor???
>>383537139
Octavio has a sucker above his scar. It's an inkling.
>>383535294
good shit bruv
>>383529448
stop making us look bad, florida
>>383537390
Those sneaky japs
>>383528716
It's him
>>383536073
I haven't played splatoon or own a switch but pearl is cute as fuck and I'm tempted to buy and support every thing about her.
>splatfests are on saturdays
>work late every saturday
>never got to participate in one in splatoon 1
Fuck, Nintendo. These should be week long events
>>383525463
I can imagine Pearl being a 4chan lurker.
>>383538014
They're for kids on weekends
>>383537884
Blame Treehouse. In Japan their names are Hime and Iida.
>>383538014
>week long turf war
Some would literally riot.
>>383534964
>That coin in the middle of his tits
>>383525592
>Oh shit thats an octoling...
>>383527791
REMOVE OCTOPUS
>>383535873
I fucking love /co/ when they're not being tumblr
>>383524617
Cakefags should be gassed.
>>383538393
Enjoy your melty shit soup you faggot
>>383538393
>frozen milk
>>383538427
>eat chocolate cake to induce nausea
>eat chocolate ice cream to ease nausea
Choice seems pretty clear.
>>383528794
>one is black
Yea, pearl. Hood squigga to the core
>>383531507
Gotchu
Marina seems pretty excited.
>>383533868
The war in Splatoon 1 wasn't made known to the public
>>383538532
Pearl and Marina already have great bantz, I can't wait to seetheir friendship slowly dissolve over the course of two years
>>383536073
I I I, I am your butterfly, I need your protection, be my samurai.
>>383538691
>HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL, SQUID BOI
>>383538738
I want to put my thumbs on her eyebrows and rub them in circles.
>>383538684
>>383536179
>Octavio
We already know how he looks.
Why does Pearl have teeth in some things, but nothing but gums in others?
>>383539036
piss poor lighting
>>383538840
She got plenty of room for you to rub them around in
>>383538014
Just tell them you are feeling unwell
Splatfests ingame are an entire weekend anyway
>>383538889
damn that's a pretty fucking sick helmet jesus christ
>>383536232
Some octopus glow in the dark.
>>383531949
>Every day for lunch pearl does the same thing
>An octopus dish, she comes in with something new every day, sits down, and stares me in the eye while eating it
>I ... I dont know what it means...
>>383538014
Don't Splatfests last the duration of a weekend? Even someone slammed with work would be able to find time to play some matches in that case. But I might not be remembering correctly.
>>383538889
Yeah, But Cuttlefish is puny in old age. Octavio is still pretty big in his prison. I'd suspect he kept his height compared to Cuttlefish or that is just Octavio's father
Cake.
I don't side with sluts like Marina. Sorry.
>>383539350
don't do this
>>383539350
Do NOT
>>383535871
>ywn do the sex with an octoling
How does Inkling reproduction work exactly then?
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ra6OsPWGrU
Elder god tier right here.
>>383539748
Octolings are different from Octarians, you can still fuck Marina don't worry
>>383539748
Nothing was said as far as I know, so I'm assuming it'sdone the traditional way. In other words, squids make better waifus every time. Except Pearl. Noone likes Pearl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN8Xz-1wikc
Posting English, Anyone got the Japanese TV trailer?
>>383538320
This wasn't made by /co/ and/or tumblr
You don't know Methonium's art?
Why are Marina's fingers green? Are her nipples and vulva green too?
>>383538691
Looks like kratos long lost black son.
>>383540150
I am seeing .gifs and no video
>>383540150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK1qKLklzUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOlshHa88IE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPkkoAcfgLw
>>383540027
>Octolings are different from Octarians
????????????????????
>>383540450
Octolings are people, Octarians are the little tentacle bits with faces. They're just hair clippings really
They're both ugly as sin.
>>383534379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_otG6bjKy9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyR7zreLyxU
>>383540398
Thanks brah
>>383533335
>mariefags shat on Callie fags in the popular vote AND the battles won vote
>Callie fags still salty
>>383540398
>スプラトゥーン2 TVCM2
>00:02
Revolver Inkling
>>383540520
So they're a cheap and reproducible fighting force? That's kinda messed up.
>>383537964
I thought he only did musical porn
>>383535884
just like that fish/squid/frog gif. Asian chef slices a part of the fish and puts it back in the tank. then they show off the thin fish swimming.
>>383524654
JP splatfest art for rock vs pop
>>383540742
You are severely mistaken
>>383540760
rock won in europe
lets see if Japan has the same result
>>383535431
They dont. popularity polls on japanese social media always tend to Pearls favour.
Its just that japs arent morons like americans and treat Ice vs Cakes as Marina vs Pearl.
American pigs
>>383538691
Well, duh, for them a living human is rare as fuck.
>>383530042
Here's how it'll go.
>Squid Sisters vs. Off the Hook
>Majority votes for Squid Sisters
>As such, that side has more inexperienced players, and the sheer number of them makes it harder to set up matches
>More skilled players see that Squid Sisters is the popular choice, so they join Off the Hook
>Griefers also see that Squid Sisters is the most popular choice, so they join them and perform like shit on purpose
>Despite Squid Sisters being the most popular choice, Off the Hook wins simply because they had more overall wins
Basically, the same thing that always happened with just about every Splatfest since changing wins to x6.
I have no idea why they didn't just keep it at x2 or x4.
>>383527287
Get a better fetish.
>>383539791
Nigga, what the fuck are ya doing? Listen to the tracks from ripgod themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUfE7_D2b0Y
Would you let Marina jerk you off with her tentacles?
>>383541025
My fetish is holding hands with interlocking fingers.
>>383540760
>DEATH TO ALL BUT METAAAAAAAAL
>DEATH TO SISTER CALLIE
>KILL THE LITTLE SLUT
>KILL MARIE TOO AND THEN FUCK HER IN THE BUTT!
>>383541136
I want her to give me afootjob
Black women have the bestfeet.
>>383538738
didnt knew pearl was a wrestling fan
>>383524778
>not thinkling
ice cream cake
>>383524971
I like the idea that Marina is super protective of Pearland Pearl sexually dominates Marina off screen, much to Marina's delight
>>383541215
Do you want her to give you one with her nylon-clad feet or barefoot?
>>383541398
>sexualizing their friendship
Nah
>>383539350
Do it
I want tosaveCallie!
MARINA, PLAYING AROUND WITH LITTLE SQUIDS IN SPANDEX I SEE
>>383524910
That filename
Everything will be better by the end of storymode right?
>We need to make two new idols to replace the previous absolutely beloved two.
>Remember, both of the previous two were almost 50/50 in terms of popularity, so let's do our best to keep things balanced.
>Fast forward to now
>Create the abomination that is pearl and put her next to an absolute cutie
Nice, surely everybody isn't going to pick the cutie...
Pearl is literally going to get like 14% of the populace voting for her while the other 86% will absolutely choose Marina
>>383542327
We will grant them both peace,.
>>383542327
The Squid Sisters probably won't go back to doing Inkopolis News or hosting Splatfests, so no.
>>383540569
God DAMN I forgot how catchy the shop music was in the first game.
>>383542783
You're fucking weird for having a problem with dark nipples, also fuck you for giving me a new fetish.
>>383542937
you seem to be missing his point that they should be COLORFUL
>>383542972
While the new music is great in the shops, it's great to hear Sean's version playing on the radio in his food truck.
>>383535357
No, but it would be extremely painful
>>383542972
>tfw realizing that sean's food truck plays the instruments that his store added to the shop theme when you walk up to it
>>383543063
I've seen plenty on the booru's already. The green colour is novel but I think it just doesn't work well with the brown skin. Its too bright.
What do you guys think is each girl's best feature?
>>383543391
Pearl is the white color
>>383541773
I LOVE YOU MARINA BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT
>>383543391
Marina: Tits
Pearl: Forehead
>Pearl's Japanese name is Hime. This is not simple a reference to her attitude, tentacle style, and color scheme, but also is wordplay. The Hime-ika is the Northern Pygmy Squid. So Hime/Pearl is quite literally a midget.
>Check the plaza every day to see the new Not-Miiverse drawings
>Zone's inkling shows up
>Drawing of Pearl with "Accept me" right next to it
Kind of cool.
>>383544139
I wish I had your lobby.
All I get is Undertale memes and fursona inserts.
>>383544224
I have 2 Undertale shits and I had 1 fursona that disappeared after the first day. Now aside from the Undertale shit it's all drawings of Icecream vs Cake along with plenty of Pearl and Marina. A few Callie/Marie drawings as well.
I'm glad they kept this shit in.
>>383542595
>>383524617
>full game releases
>story missions reveal backstory that makes Pearl into a very likable character despite her forehead and Marine into a terrible asshole
>Pearl's dialogue endears her despite her forehead while Marine starts mocking the player and being a bitch
>player opinion does a full 180 and Pearl wins the final Splatfest by a landslide (despite her forehead)
Just wait and see, it'll happen.
>>383544627
Hell no. You can't have Marina who is a DJ totally not go up against Marie bad guy version as another DJ in the battle to see who can jam the other out as they go up against their opposing races. All while Pearl provides backup and getting the solo Marie out of her octofunk by working together.
IT WILL BE KINO.
>>383529085
My husband bought me the game today.
Thanks honey.
>>383544930
>implying Callie and Marie won't kill each other in the end of the story mission
>implying they won't shoot each other at the same time then die in each others arms
>implying like true popstars they won't be forgotten in obscurity despite their sacrifices, not even getting a mention in Pearl and Marina's newscasts
That would be true Kino.
>walking around the lobby
>garbled version of calamari inkantation playing by the little skate ramp in the back
it sounded like a fucking horror movie
>>383528794
>he doesn't know about COLONIZE
I don't know where you're from, but it's not /pol/
>>383545253
>if you go back to the story area after the final boss, they've respawned
>replaying the final boss where they kill eachother has them in some random argument, as an excuse for why they're fighting again
>callie's "dying" words are changed to "I-I guess... Take out is fine, tonight..."
>>383545253
>Woo...mee???
>Woomy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
>>383531553
>>383532184
>tfw we never got this splatfest just to blast love and money for the entire night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJPxjPjjJE
I hope at least one nip did this.
>>383545908
Anon, what?
Did you take a video, or anything?
>>383538014
literally take your Switch to work, its what its fucking designed to do
>>383539350
>lewding Hime
STOP YOU BOTTOM FEEDER
No one actually likes Pearl, right?
>>383543391
Pearl'scrown
>>383546552
>>383543391
>Marina
Theeverything
>Pearl
Thenothing
>mfw the references for pearl and marina's nip names
>>383524785
perfect
>>383541682
>you will get to save that smile in your lifetime
Feels good man
>>383546667
Jesus christ noIf it were Marina on the other hand...
>>383546621
I'm on stage 4 desu
>>383546937
Wow!! She's trans!
>>383546937
Isn't Marina Woolie in drag?
>>383546927
Anon...
>>383541376YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID
>>383546989
same fampai
Why didn't you protect their smiles? You could have just skipped the splatfest
>>383540150
>they didn't get the KID SQUID NOW singer back
I fully understand it, because Nintendo seems to be a fan of decent marketing now, but I'm still disappointed.
>>383547558
I've never played Splatoon but I come into the threads because they're cute. Why would skipping splatfest do anything? Also what happened to the black "haired" one?
>>383546937
So progressive!
>>383547010
Tumblr please fucking go.
>>383547702
She killed herself.
>>383528121
Japanese hip hop
>>383546927
You had your chance already
>>383547702
The final splatfest was Marie vs Callie, so you had to choose one, thus taking away one of their smiles. We don't know what happened to her yet, only that something is going on with her in the second game
>>383547702
Black haired one lost, She became the unpopular one.
Marie got all the deals and stuff while Callie's success was put on hold. Like, She would show up for a shoot and they would say they found someone else or other things. Marie never noticed at all until she reflected back on it and found that Callie never came back home one day as well as Her grandfather and his prisoner were gone
>>383529086
People are just ironically liking Pearl, right? No one really likes her design.. right?
>>383532839
That's the Octoling's roommate walking in on her girlfriend being a huge nerd.a
Why did they replace the two best and most popular characters in the game with these ugly whores? Literally no one would have been disappointed if Callie and Marie had continued to be the face of the series.
>>383540150
The Call to Battle song, they also used it for the Arms commercial. I'm getting serious Wii would like to Play vibes from using the same song throughout each Switch commercial.
>>383525112
Man, I can't believe they fucking killed Callie at the end of the story
What the hell, Nintendo
ETA on dick-brained waifufags fucking off so we can discuss story, gameplay, updates etc. like actually used to happen around the first game's launch
Why not both
so wheres callie?
>turns out its just some idol exchange program
>>383547926
Is this canon or is it some bullshit fan theory?
>>383548498
where the fuck do you think she is?
>>383527425
Even the posters in game know Pearls forehead is fucking huge.
are the dual splatties good? I didnt get a chance to play the first testfire. Might just go scrub stompng mode with the Charger
>>383548504
Straight from Nintendo's official website
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/
>>383548504
No, That is literally what happened in the story
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/
>>383524910
Did someone try to post a Dragon Ball Super image again?
>>383548731
>>383548739
/u/ here. This backstory also clearly makes Callie/Marie couple canon.
>>383548504
http://splatoon.nintendo.com/squid-sisters-stories/#chapter-7 Very canon
>>383548731
>>383548739
That's kinda rad
>>383548917
they're cousins
I've never played either of these games and I probably never will but I cannot wait for their contributions to sadpanda
>>383548504
It's a bullshit theory. Both Marie and Callie became very popular.
>>383525064
>>383525179
>>383525305
somebody combine these into one image
>>383549282
>yes and?
It makes for a more interesting story if not all Octarians (or at least Octolings) want war with the surface. Instead, they just live underground because that's where their society is, maybe there are scary stories about the surface propagated by Octavio. But the war Octavio tried to start brought them in contact with Inklings, so now some of the non-militant ones have started venturing up and getting to know Inkling society. Inklings probably don't go underground yet because there's still aggressive factions, with all the enslaved(?) Octarians they have as a cheap labor and infantry, and the few Octoling commandos who want war.
Maybe by the end of Splatoon 2's story mode Octavio's forces will abandon him and just want peace, and their societies can integrate.Splatoon 3 will center around a full-scale invasion of the Inkling/Octoling continent by the water-dwelling Salmonids, which have been enraged by Grizzco's encroachments into their territory.
>>383549282
Yes, that makes it even better.
>>383538269
too late squid
https://youtu.be/Lkf1rO1U0Co?t=21s
Can I play multiplayer online if it's just me and my friend on the same console?
Cuttlefish must be dead by Splatoon 2. He would never allow one of those things on the surface
>>383549392
>>383549419
cousins can care about each other without it being sexual
>>383525583
that seriously looked like a screenshot from the thumbnail
>>383549561
They can also care about each other with it being sexual. Like these two lesbo squids.
>>383549561
thats not what every anime I've ever watched has told me
>>383534379
THOSE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE MATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsYEwZCwQQc
THOSE FINAL MOMENTS OF A SPLATFEST MATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz5WqQs7VdAA
MY FUCKING FACE WHEN THIS PLAYED DURING THE FIRST SPLATFEST[SQUIDDING INTENSIFIES
>>383548604
I want to protect that forehead.
>>383548642
Rolls are great if you're facing someone head on. Its got burst bombs. And I don't know if tentamissles are really that useful but man they're fun.
>>383549540
>In Splatoon 1, there was this bizarre captain creature hiding in the sewer and giving you your missions in single-player. So far in the single-player, we've only seen Callie and Marie featured. Will Cap'n Cuttlefish reappear in the single-player of Splatoon 2?
>Nogami While it's not out of the question that sometime in the future he may make an appearance, we've received reports that he is seeing the sights and traveling around the world of Splatoon at the moment. Just to make sure there is no misunderstanding, he is still alive.
How do these people draw so good?
>>383549780
It reveals where your opponents are and forces them to move. That's automatically useful.
>>383549376
>Being this wrong, gay and stupid
kys and stay kys
>>383549920
practice
>>383549892
wrong thread bozo
I want Pearl to paint my wife's nails!!!
Grizzco Industries is dodgy as fuck. Ominous music plays when you're standing outside their HQ (which is just a shack) in the demo. Yfw they reveal it's run by a salmon-hungry bear who would eat inklings if his hunger isn't sated by your salmon egg farming
On a related note, the enemies and atmosphere in Salmon Run are freaky and awesome.
Nigga wtf you think.
>"They make ice cream cake but don't make cake ice cream"
Pearl btfo.
>>383549780
>Its got burst bombs
its too bad Splatoon 2 removed Damage Up or else this would've gotten ugly fast. I used to kill more people with Burst Bombs than my E-Liter just because retards thought they could 1vs1 me
>>383550147
Pearl didn't paint Marina's "nails" though.
That is just natural color of Marina's fingertips.
>>383549975
>>383550418
A cheesecake is not a cake.
Its a cheese.
>>383550418
cheesecake is fucking disgusting
>>383550147
They don't even have fingernails, they're cephalopods
>>383550442
The removal of Damage Up can't possibly be construed as a bad thing.
>>383550514
>>383550418
I found a flavor that was "Brownie and Cheesecake".
It almost made me Christian again.
>>383550514
Confetti cake Ice cream is a thing as well as so many others.
Any word on whether we can do the testfire splatfest with friends?
>>383550680
the app releases after the testfire is over, so I would assume not
I hope everybody realizes that the loss popular team (cake) is going to win as usual. I would call you fucking retards for picking ice cream but whatever rewards there are probably aren't going to carry over into the actual game anyway.
>>383550680
>>383550734
The app just does friend invites and voice chat. There's still going to be friend-only lobbied/matchmaking as per the first game. So I think you'll probably be able to do so in the Splatfest testfire.
>>383550418
Cake "flavored" ice cream is not ice cream made out of cake.
>>383550680
I'm more interested if we can keep the shirts after as a splat-tester gift. Sucks that they said "You have to return it after the event" and that amiibo functionality is seemingly disabled JUST to prevent people from carrying over the shirt.
Why would they design it and then not let us keep it as a reward for being early adopters? MMOs have "Beta tester" or "First Generation" in game swag all the time.
>>383550935
You've never been able to keep the Splatfest shirt, though.
>>383550827
Cake flavored ice cream is often flavored with cake batter - so it really is ice cream made from cake, just uncooked cake since cooked cake doesn't play well with moisture.
>>383551038
But why wouldn't they let you keep them as rewards? I haven't played the first one but I guess this can be a general complaint. Why not let us keep an inventory of event memorabilia? It's designed. It's in the game. We can show off what team we repped from events long ago.
>>383550597
>They don't have breasts, they're cephalopods
>>383551290
Presumably because they want wearing the special shirts reserved for the special events that are Splatfests, and wearing a shirt from a previous Splatfest during the current one wouldn't make sense.
What if Pearl just ends up being a shitposting 4chan archetype? Would you like her?
>>383546846
Elaborate
>>383536991
>Pearl as brain.
ok, can someone make a pearl version of this image?
>>383551373
That's just extra squid meat
>>383550935
>>383551290
I do wonder if one factor is because of licensing issues with things like transformers and spongebob.
>>383551558
Pearl is Hime, which is Princess
Marina's means Slave
>>383551558
>Pearl and Marina's names in Japanese are Hime (ヒメ) and Iida (イイダ) respectively.
>
>Hime's name is in reference to the Hime-Ika (ヒメイカ), or in English, the Northern Pygmy Squid (Idiosepius Paradoxus), which is currently the smallest known squid to exist. This might explain why Pearl/Hime is so short in stature in the game. Probably stating the obvious for a lot of folks here, but "Hime" also translates to "Princess" in English, thereby putting a reason behind why Pearl is wearing a crown, whereas it doesn't really make a whole ton of sense otherwise. They're so tiny that they have to live sticking very close to various grasses in their habitats using an adhesive membrane on the tops of their mantles to prevent getting whisked off by the current. One of those grasses is Common Eelgrass, or scientific name Zostera Marina.
>
>As for Iida, her name is reference to Iidako (イイダコ), or the Webfoot Octopus (Amphioctopus Fangsiao) in English. They live in the waters between the Indian Ocean, Australia, and Japan and are particularly known for hiding in holes or shells, which might explain Iida's rather meek and polite (of not outright subservient (to Hime) manner of speaking in the Japanese version. They also have a tendency of pouncing on anything that's colored white as the clams they prey on are similarly colored.
>>383551808
>A common surname; from Iidako (Japanese for Webfoot octopus)
>>383551761
I still think it's fucking weird that those two even happened
>>383527331
T I F F
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>>383547558I did skip that splatfest anonI was team Callie tooI want to die knowing i could have saved that smile
>>383530972
BROTHER
MY BROTHER
>>383551857
>They also have a tendency of pouncing on anything that's colored white
>tfw Im Irish
>>383551941
I know right? And the Ika Musume collab.
>>383551857
>tendency of pouncing on anything that's colored white
guess Marina must really restrain herself
>>383552024
>Irish
>white
>>383548498
>>383548540
Do you think it would be Marie missing if she lost the final Splatfest? What if the Splatfest results end up being a choose your own adventure and Nintendo changes the store dependent of the outcome?
>>383552073
In public.
>>383552024
As a fellow Irishman I hope you are supporting best girl. Or are you a damn culchy?
>>383552142
If you actually read the backstory, it says that they were both happy and successful after the final Splatfest, but found their careers going in different directions. Callie didn't spiral into depression and run off to Octoland, she got kidnapped while waiting for a train.
>>383552035
>And the Ika Musume collab.
With that one.
The mangaka was a big fan and promoted splatoon with lots of fan art
must of been a fairly easy deal to make
>>383551857
Hime means princess or lady.
>>383552315
Yeah. It still just felt like one of those "too good to be true" things that people on the Internet was dream about, but never expect to actually happen.
>>383552035
That one at least ties into the squid girl theme, transformers was just...what
>>383552035
>Ika Musume collab
think we'll get a popteamepic splatfest? The mangaka did a fanart
>>383552315
>>383552452
i guess that's true
>>383552018
>Played this during Last Splatfest and arguing for Callie on 4chan
>>383527341
I got you
>>383552589
Not even a little bit. Then again I never thought we'd get an Ike Musume crossover.
>>383552661
oh fuck me I didn't read the thread
What's Pearl's pet name for Marina that she doesn't use in public?"Mari" would be kind of awkward.
>>383552589
Ika Musume was a reasonably popular all ages manga and TV anime
Pop Team Epic is a weird ass internet manga full of swears
>>383553068
"Bitch"
Has anyone else played this in handheld mode on a swivel chair? It's fucking supreme
>>383553207
this
>>383529086
I'm gonna be honest here, I think this is completely fine, and I think if there were no shadman signature on it, nobody on /v/ would care.
>>383538532
That pout is murder on my nutbladder
>>383546621
T B H ninty's put out too much for me not to be suspisious of pearl.
>>383553207
>>383553272
That's no way to talk to your darling kouhai.
Pearl obviously stood up for Marina to an initially freaked out Inkling population.
>>383553390
That's the joke
>>383538684
RUTH
RUTH
RUTH
>>383553068
Just M.
>>383552378
Yea, nobody is denying that.
>>383553727
I deny it.
>>383553068
"Master"
>thinking Pearl and Marina are villains
So I guess you think after you beat story mode and expose them, the in-game news broadcasts will just permanently stop? I can see a surprise reveal about Marina being Octavio's granddaughter or whatever, though.