How the fuck do you get one of these cocksuckers right here?

try toys r us.

You can find them anywhere in Europe. In the US you're kind of fucked though.

>>383502891
I had the money to be burn so I just got one from a scalper. Was entirely painless.

>>383502891
How does a system with only one game sell this well? Is the game that good?

Go to the ghetto.
I went to a ghetto Walmart and it was full of Switches (talking like 15+).
Poor people can't buy them so they sit.

>walked into target at 8am on release day
>picked one up no problem
>have only played with it twice since

who's wants to buy?

>>383502891
my local Target had a few but maybe I was just lucky.

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I travel alot and wanted to play some zelda on the plane like an autist

>>383502891
By waiting until it actually has games.

>>383502891
I went to the Nintendo Store in NYC and bought one.

why would you get now

online services arent even launched

>>383502891
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>>383503617
arent handheld and laptops are banned from most flights to most countries?

>>383503903
Really? I've only been on domestic flights with it so far

>>383502891
>live in small town in flyover murica
>full of man children
>any Nintendo product is impossible to find
>switch haha forget about it
>local Craigslist and backpage are selling for hyperinflated eBay prices

Welp, looks like it'll be a year or two before I get one of these.

>>383502891
It's in stock on Amazon right now, and I was just at a Target and Walmart here and both had a few left.

Try harder.

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>>383502891
>he didn't preorder one before launch
P L E B

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I got mine out of sheer luck. Been having comfy times with it, though.

>shell out $385 for Switch on eBay
>get Zelda and Mario Kart for free through my work's website

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