Marina thread, no Pearl allowed

Why do adults play games intended for children?

>>383489979
Because I enjoy masturbating to children.

>>383490065
Disgusting pedo kys

>>383489979
It's fun nigga

>>383489979
all games are intended for children anon

>>383489979
why do insecure people think like this?

>>383490065
This post is on Wikipedia under "Poe's law"

>>383489979
It ain't made for kids
It's made for autistic people of all ages

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>>383490578
>manchildren actually believe this
It's made for kids and pedos m8

>>383489979
Name one game that isn't intended for children or doesn't have a large kiddie fan base.

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>>383490398
T H I C C

>>383490635
>pedos
Yeah autistic people
are you even listening to me

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Marina is a super hottie, but Pearl's personality will make her fan favorite in the end mark my words.

>>383490635
>2D
>fiction
>"pedos"
Jesus, fucking neogaf is so damn apparent on /v/ it hurts.

>>383489706
why is everyone so obsessed with this ugly ogre?

>>383490398
*notices her bulge* OwO what's this?

>>383491425
Marina's personality is cuter. Pearl will be the favorite of contrarians and trolls who will shitpost with gremlin memes and ruin all discussion about the game.

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>>383491537
What is with some of you idiots that feel the need to mention neogaf for every damn unrelated thing?

>>383491762
Pearls personality will win all.

>>383491825
Because of how easily triggered you are to respond and pretend you're not.

>>383490653
dwarf fortress

>>383491762
Pearl looks to be the type of character that would enjoy going around and dicking with people on the street, which is cool in my book.

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>>383491870
>>383491425
Pearl is an angry little gremlin wearing a crown of squid teeth

>>383492138
she is CUTE


C U T E
U
T
E

Pearl doesn't seem like she'll have Marie's calm and refined snarkiness and will be more in your face about it...do not want. Still don't know enough about her though to tell if that'll be the case.

>>383492008
that's cheating

>>383491425
>muh personality

Literal ugly chick excuse

>>383492138
>The fuck is she do-
>Oh god more fucking stalkers, WAS THE SHOW NOT ENOUGH?!
>maybe if i do a sign they'll fuck off...

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>So anyway, that's how I blew the whole furniture budget on this comfy as fuck chair and you have to sit on that... whatever it is from storage

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Octoling were always hotter than Inklings.

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>>383489979
The only reason why people believe videogames are for children is because of the marketing of Nintendo during the late 80's. It's another reason why Microsoft and Sony were able to steal most of their market share, once those same kids grew up.

Videogame systems in the early 80's were marketed to adults, teens, and children. Obviously a kid wasn't going to buy a $500 console with allowance money.

Color Pulse is better than Inkopolis Evolution
Ebb & Flow is better than Ink Me Up
Off The Hook is better than the Squid Sisters

>>383492008
Dwarf fortress isn't a video game

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octopus > squid

>>383494216
The ponytail one is fucking sexy.

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I want her tentacles inside me

>>383489979
Because being a real adult is tedious and pointless. I'll stay a man child forever instead of trying.

>>383494468
Why do so many people not get that the green gem is a belly button piercing

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>>383494468

>>383494468
She's a children's game character, every single one of you is fucked in the head, seriously what is wrong with all you, nintendo is a children's console with 2005 graphics and zero 3rd party support, I used to like nintendo then I turned 14 and realized who they're marketing too, the fact that a bunch of men nearing they're 40s who can count the number of women they've slept with on one hand jerk off to these honestly ugly characters is beyond me, have fun dying alone with all 2 of the switch games to comfort you

>>383495323
Why is orange woomy sad?

>>383495457
Octolings getting the idea that they're equal to squids just because one is on TV

Someone edumacate me since I haven't played the game and only had to go by whatever was posted

I thought the octopus chicks were the bad guys in the game, why do they get along now with the squids?

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>>383493830
>>383493916
>>383493990
>Doesn't end up morbidly obese

Well color me surprised, what with all the fat fags that seem to lurk here.

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>>383495585
Not all of them are bad...and we need more info on marina

>>383495420
Its funny because its true

>>383495280
Could be a dermal anchor.

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I try P:

>>383489706
>>>383489979
>Because being a real adult is tedious and pointless. I'll stay a man child forever instead of trying.

You make me sick, if you honestly believe this you should seek help, one day when you're in your late 40s still live in you mothers house weighing in around 350lbs crying yourself to sleep every night because you regret the choices you've made you'll understand but honestly at that point your best option is just to stick a revolver in your mouth and blow your brains out, I just hope you have the common courtesy to do it outside so your mom doesn't have to your scrape brain matter off her ceiling

>>383490635
I wonder what their feet smell like, haha

>>383495968
>if marina and pearl had a kid

>>383496135
>Projecting this hard

>>383495426
Is this a joke? You're 14, go outside, real life has the best graphics

>>383496661
Am I wrong

>>383491425
>Marina is a cute shy personality to go along with being hot
>Pearl is a cunt, but isn't hot like Marie to make people like her for it
Nah, Splatfests are gonna be a curbstomp this game, what were they thinking?

>>383497314
Well I mean my mothers been dead for 10 years so I won't be living with her, and I live in a coastal area so there aren't any basements.

So yeah, you're wrong.

>>383497286
I meant that when I turned 14 I stopped liking nintendo, I'm 21

>>383489706
>>>383497314
So you're what like 50

>>383489979
>only what I like is for adults, you are a BABY
It's factually something only 13 year old do.

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>>383498450
>r u i n e d

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>>383498450
marina is pure

>>383489979
Because the Switch has literally no games for adults.

>>383489979
Same reason we post on a board for children

Y'all need Jesus

>>383492008
Dwarf fortress is a simulator.

>>383500794
Your mom is a simulator.

>>383500932
nah she's the real deal, an amazing woman, works a lot, cook like a god (she's a chef) and a gentle, loving mother.

I got lucky

>>383501101
I'm hungry for some thick brown squids.

>>383490065
You know moot sold this site to a jew,

>>383489979

because being adult is a fucking meme

I'm 23 but I'm the same I was when I was 13, I may be more responsible and pretend I'm super srs doing super srs work and being super srs around normalfags but when I'm in my home in my fucking space I'm doing what I enjoy and there's nothing wrong with that fuck you.

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Marina has to deal with this everyday

>>383501101
sauce please

>>383504378
real talk here

I used to think there's some sort of switch that gets flipped and you're suddenly a responsible adult. Turns out you just kinda stay rhe same past 16