*blocks your path*

>>383488637
I'll pay with my blood.

>>383489498
THEN YOU'LL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

>>383490372
*proceeds to paying with blood*

WHY

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*finds you no matter where you are*

>>383490546
WON'T

>>383490713
WUZ

>>383490713
YOU

>>383490763
LOVE

>>383490803
ME

>>383490847
DON'T

>>383490763
DYE

>>383490897
HANDKERCHIEF

>>383488637

G-Greetings, imperial brother!

what if skyrim: oblivion had dark souls combat

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Yes, oh great and mighty grand champion?

>>383490656
my god, who designed this shit?

>playing a 2edgy4u dick ass thief murderer in cold blood
>sneaking around inna woods at night
>see some bitch walking alone
>not even carrying a torch
>get a bit closer near the shoulder of the road
>hide behind a bush
>look around to make sure there aren't any guards
>knock an arrow, let it loose
>bitch ragdolls and slides down the road
>loot her corpse and drag body to nearby lake outside Chorrol and toss it in
>change out of dick ass thief clothes and into something less assuming
>sneak back into town and sleep in my rented bed
>wake up in the morning and walk outside
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
why is this allowed?

>>383491148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypXMAIL0p5w

>>383491081
itd be slightly better

YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER

>>383491326
if you play on PC you can make the guards more human and less all-knowing.

OBLIVION IS BEING TROLLED

>>383491326
Imperial guards of the motherland actually go through the psychic training with the moth monks. It's nothing to be surprised about anon, this has been cannon after Oblivion.

>>383491326
Zhe doesn't use the non-psychic guards mod

>>383491774
You know if it were only those golden plated dudes and battle mages it'd be more believable and pretty cool however some drunk fucker at Bruma doing the same is just too much.

>>383488637
>under arrest for mass murder
>remove gray cowl
>still under arrest for moving broom

>>383493351
Broom moving is every bit the heinous crime lollygagging is.

If you can't do the time don't commit the crime.

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>>383491909
>Zhe

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>>383491326

>'Your killing has been observed by forces unknown'
Who do you think this ACTUALLY refers to?

>>383490656
whats wrong with the guards' helmets?

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>>383496281