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Why are elves so hated on /v/? 2017-07-10 02:16:01 Post No. 383488520
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Why are elves so hated on /v/? 2017-07-10 02:16:01 Post No. 383488520
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One could easily argue that Homo Sapiens is the elf of the primate family.
>tall, lithe, dexterous, possesses delicate features
>haughty, arrogant and highly intelligent
>seemingly obsessed with art, and beauty
>longest lifespan (possibly hundreds of years by the next century)
>generally concerned about the environment and other species
>wields what appears to be magic to other primates
You elf haters are just a bunch of self hating, hypocrites.
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>>383488520
Pointy eared faggot. Around elves, watch yourselves.
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because it's a stupid lol so funneh meme
fuck rpg codex
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>>383488520
they hate them cause they ain't them
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>>383488520
People hate elves because they are the objective superior race and elves arent afraid to let people know that.
Elves are redpilled tbqh
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damn right
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They're arrogant, snobby and too perfect.
The same reason you hate chad.
Except in fantasy games you can be the one that beats Chad's head to a pulp.
Dwarves > elves.
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>>383489067
>objectively superior race
>die out because they aren't procreating
Let me guess, you probably think white people are the "superior race" too
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>>383488520
Because elves are white people.
Fuck white people.
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>>383488520
northern europeans are the elves of humans, and there has been a global (((effort))) to make every despise them
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>>383488520
Only speaking for TES.
They are the nigs of Tamriel.
Full on we wuz dindu's.
Everybody gets along until somebody mers out.
Thank the Nine the Nords exist and are able to put the leash back on when they go to far.
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heathens and degenerates
/tg/ was right
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>>383489265
>die out because they aren't procreating
the one good thing elves and whites have in comon
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elves are gayyyyyyy
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>>383489905
>hating on elves when Nords of today still live in glorified, feces covered frozen pigstys
pfffft.
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I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
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Who was in the wrong?
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We 4channers don't like elfs, leave now.
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>>383491882
Orc home are made out of sticks.
Dwemer homes are made out of rocks
Bosmer live in trees
Dungmer live in hollowed out dead crabs.
Altmer live in homes made out of pure faggotry.
Falmer live in caves.
Nord homes are downright comfy when compared to the Mer.
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>>383488520
self hating /tg/ crossposters
loads of nerds are insecure so they try to attach themselves to something more obviously manly, like a character with a big beard, like a dwarf.
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>>383488520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaHhAdACE20
Hattori was the only cool elf.
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