>build an android >give her meaty breasts for shock absorbers

le berserk 2017 is some damn good anime grrl

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>>383484176

because the inventor is entitled to make his invention look like whatever the fuck he wants, that's why

>reading Kotaku in current year

>>383484176
>Build a female looking android
>Give her female looking parts

What is wrong with this?

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Behold, the perfect android physique

>>383484296
>>383484275
>>383484302

guys, you're building a fighting robot. function over form. you're telling me shock absorbers beat titanium plating? in what universe?

>>383484410
it's form follows function, they can still make it look aesthetically pleasing

>um

How to spot a SJW 101

>is careful to only mention that Alisa appears in Tekken 7, because she has no idea if she has appeared in previous entires

>>383484410
Whats the point of a robot if you cant fuck it

>>383484410
Aesthetics my nigga. After you got function, make your shit look good.

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>>383484302

>>383484410
>function over form.
No. The robot is built in the creator's daughter's image. Form was priority.

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>>383484176
>It's a little weird because Alisa's creator, um, designed her in his daughter's likeness.
How is that weird? If his daughter had breasts, why wouldn't he give her breasts?

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Video games are supposed to be fun and silly. Designs then, are allowed to be fun, silly, and impractical.

>>383484176
A completely rigid shell increase the internal damage when inflicted with blunt damage, you need multiple kind of layers to increase resilience against multiple sources of damage. Just look at full plate armor, it was far from being only plate, it was a mix of plate, mail, leather and quilted armor on multiple layers with each being specialized against a specific kind of weapon.

>>383484410

why bother making a female android if it isn't the peak of sexuality and feminine beauty?

>>383484410
In the tekken universe, now shut up.

>>383484923
beat your opponents into submission

>>383484982
>>383485002
>aesthetics
how is it going to be any different looking than a titanium plating boob?

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>...Tekken 7's Andriod
So essentially, she didn't play the other iterations and for some reason doesn't question a fucking bear/panda fighting in a tournament.

>>383484176
If you are going to build a life-like robot, wouldn't you want them to be, you know, life-like down to the smallest detail?

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>>383484176
>shock absorbers
How do the Japs get away with this?

>>383485136

because 2B is copyrighted

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How do I play Tekken 7 without getting a massive boner and jerking off to the girls?

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>um,

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>>383484176
>Fan asks an unimportant question
>Harada makes up a silly answer, like he does with every dumb question he gets asked
>"""Journalist""" actually thinks this is worth writing an article about

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>pulling a Hideo Kojima
What did she mean by this?

>>383484410
Tekken's designs and writing follow only rule of cool, then if someone asks Harada makes up something on the spot. just like anime

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>>383484176
Does that author seriously think Kojima actually shamed anyone for their words and deeds?

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>>383484176
aren't there more important things to worry about than whether a fictional robot girl's tits should bounce or not in a video game?

>>383485309
Kojima shamed everyone with MGS V

>>383484410
Then you wouldn't make your robot humanoid if you just need it to be combat ready.

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>>383484176
>muh feminism

>>383484176
>why not just have a thicker layer of skin instead of concentrated shock absorbers for the chest?
Because fuck you that's why

>>383485407
being humanoid gives it the functionality of stealth.

>>383485729
Or a cloaking device

>>383485084
IT'S WEIRD YOU CREEPY GIRL FETISHISTS

>>383484176
Like that would help when you're getting punched in the gut by superhumans like Paul

>>383484995
C U T E

>Huh!
>um
>hey

is there a way to describe this kind of writing, where rather than get to the fucking point by stating things plainly, you write as if you were speaking or how you'd inject personality into reading a screenplay?

because all modern cuck writers on clickbait sites write like that and um... it's really fucking annoying.

>>383485916
>is there a way to describe this kind of writing

yeah, it's called a blog

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>>383484176
>tungsten carbide bones

that actually triggers me more than the titty shock absorbers

>>383485992
how so?

>>383485729
Being insect-sized gives it functionality of stealth.

>>383484410
>in what universe?
the one with demons, tiger lutchadores and people surviving being trow outside of the planet

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>>383485916
Nu-male/female writing

>>383484176
I got one question about this. All these people getting perplexed and angry about breasts, like feminists, soccer moms, whatever - how do they go outside? When they go to the beach, do they sit in a neck-high shirt and pants and shout at everyone who's wearing a bikini or something?

>>383486106
Based James Woods

>>383485916
Yes, the word you are looking for is trash.

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>>383484410
>t. autist who doesn't understand design
You should write for one of these game journo websites. You're dumb enough.

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>>383486028
tungsten carbide is a hard but brittle material, the bones would shatter easily

it makes sense to make claws tipped with tungsten carbide, but not bones

>>383486195
you don't understand. its the portrayal of woman they can't stand. men can't portray woman in a negative way but woman can.

>>383486106
Some good old legal child abuse right there. Damn these people.

>>383486106
Is children identity politics the XXI century equivalent of children learning piano/languages/whatever at young age because of their parents unfulfilled dreams?

>>383484410
Can you fucking read?
>the outer skin armor consists of titanium & depleted uranium.
The skin is there for aesthetic reasons and to in somewhat way blend into her surroundings. You gonna complain the skynet added skin to their infiltration terminators too?

>>383484176
those pretty small and under-sexualized, but modern journos (not only vidya) making news out of any tweet.

>>383484176
damn you Harada, you're always the best

>weebshit is popular now, so everything else that exists needs to be SJW to counterbalance it

i want it all to fucking burn

>>383486471
depleted uranium would make her heavy as fuck

>>383486376
There's no equivalent there, because learning languages is a good and healthy thing. This however is not much different from arguing that since your kid wants to eat cake everyday, he should have it. Which is sick and reprehensible.

>>383486376
Vicarious living, yeah.

Except this is closer to child beauty pageants.

>>383486519
"Weebshit" is untouched,its western games that are completely in the hands of SJW,

>>383486670
the fire emblems games were touched by SJWs

>>383486670
i know but its all garbage to me

i never imagined humanity becoming so fucking autistic

>>383484176
This is a copy/paste from a Kotaku article.

You're being trolled.

>>383484410
by your reasoning it would just look like the terminators skeleton but thats boring as fuck

>>383486028
tungsten carbide scores very high on the hardness scale, but it doesn't mean it's super hard in every setting. Diamons are the hardest metal known to man, but you can shatter one with a hammer easily - similar with tungsten carbide. What is it good for is stuff like drill bits or cutting tools, because (apart from the hardness)it has a really high melting point, or ammunition. If you got a bone made of the stuff, it would probably be easier to snap it than a regular bone.

>>383486591
And she is.

>>383485147

beat my dick into submission

>>383486471
>bouncy boobs for aesthetics

you can accomplish the same job by making it firmer with plating. its would still look the same.

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>>383484176
!!!SHOCK!!!
FAMOUS GAME DESIGNER THREATENS TO KILL INNOCENT FAN

Alisa a shit

Maybe he just wanted to give the android huge tits because he likes them?????????

>>383486728
Nintendo has aways censored games at least a little

>>383486963
I dislike tekken games, but this man deserves praise and happiness.

>>383487094
He's an Iori fan, so no, he doesn't.

>>383486376
Not really since those things actually require discipline and have some payoff in the form of a skill. Wearing clothing different from your peers takes no effort and has no long-term reward.

>>383484176
>everything has to be hyper realistic in videogames
worst timeline

>>383487049
Yep. Not in the same ways though. They used to be much more bothered about religious shit, now they move along with this. I think what hasn't changed is "what is not acceptable in the mainstream" and they follow suit because this type of social antics is pretty mainstream just like religious concerned people were a few decades ago.

>>383486984
>Jack built for combat
>Alisa built for ????

what good is she for?

>>383484410
They just wanted to give her big fucking tits.

He pulled an excuse out of his ass to please retarded autistic faggot cunts like you

>>383484176
>Random twitter faggot: "Umm, why do the robot girl's breasts jiggle?"
>Harada: "Because I want them to."

That's all you have to do. Why do developers have to overcomplicate it in some misguided attempt to please the unpleasable?

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>>383487094
thats why we must secure financial success of japanese games.

>>383487413
BASED

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>>383484176
Harada is the king of asspulls and he's been ruining Tekken for years with his asspulls to explain his incessant additions of shitty anime girl characters. The story is complete ass hattery at this point.

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>tfw redditors try to attack kotaku aka /ourguys/ butt fail miserably

>>383486945
Isn't this the same character that can blow herself up, and people point out it is a robot with boobs being a problem?

>>383484410
Can't she ever take covert missions disguised as a human?
What a waste if not

>>383487535
At least he is having fun and that directly translates into his products.

>>383487535
>playing fighting games for anything other than mechanics and cute girls

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>>383487413
The jews fear the samurai

>>383487535

The story in Tekken has always been stupid shit.

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>>383484176
>ko-fucking-taku

>>383487261
absolutely nothing!

>>383487543
>can blow herself up
self destruct is a standard feature for sci fi robots

>>383485213
Not gay but jerking off to the boys is a valid answer to your question

>>383487646
Has there ever been a fighting game with a good story?

>>383485213
Play as Leo. It still won't work

>>383487812
what's this from?

>>383487812
this better not be from the US remake

>>383487884
looks like ghost in the shell

>>383487535
successful fighting vidya doesnt have realism. There really no reason for that. Maybe in beat em up it could work, but in fighting game its unnecessary restriction and those survive only on interesting mechanics and fanservice.

>>383487756
Blazblue was pretty wild ride.

>>383486963
Harada is great.

>>383487646
No. It used to be pretty simple and it sense for a fighting game. It was about a tournament called the King of the Iron Fist, run by karate master (and total dick) Heihachi Mishima who loses to his son who then runs the tournaments until he, too is beaten by his son and the cycle continues. Then Harada took over and things started getting weird. Black male characters all got turned into females and a bunch of terrible anime moe tropes with no actual fighting styles started getting inserted at an alarming volume.

>>383487884
I think it's from some GITS VR movie. I saw that trailer on PSVR.

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>>383484410
>function over form
Human bones are strong, but if you put enough stress on them, they will break actually quite easily. You put a bunch of tensile and malleable skin tissue and muscle between all that, and it absorbs a lot of that stress, which allows the bones to last longer, because that's harder to mend and repair, than is a bruise or torn skin.

The same thing would apply to metal in an android, with it's artificial skin and tissue as shock absorbents.

The same concept also applies to buildings that aren't designed to be stiff, but instead bow and bend in heavy winds and similar atmospheric conditions. Diffuse the stress, rather than allow it to burst.

>>383487148
Yes he does, regardless of who is his waifu, if you wear your wifu shirt on a important business meeting and no one cares because you are good at your job you deserve a medal
Also he has his face on one of his waifu cards, do you have your face next to your waifu on official merchandise?

Why there are people with 100+ wins stuck in grand master?

>>383487884
>>383487910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1iAi2yvSZE

>>383487948

So no.

>>383488053

It wasn't any less retarded when it was simple, champ.

>>383487332
Harada's a troll. His answers aren't to be taken seriously like the Eliza one or the Roger one.

>>383486376
èh when I was a child our neighbour who was born in 1904 and had a bit of an unstable mother who wanted a daughter instead so he was raised as a girl the first 4 years of his life and he turned out alright, had a wife and kids and everything.
but yeah it did happen because he had a looney mother.

It was pretty much sleep away camp but with less murder

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>>383487945
It's not about realism in the slightest. It's about not being shitty weeb cancer.

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>>383485239
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds

>>383484410
>stealth mission on a Japanese train
>get chikan'd
>HEY THAT GIRL HAS STEEL TITS, THIS ISN'T A GIRL, ALERT, ALERT
>mission failed

Here you go.

>>383484176
It's made by a russian machinist.

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>shock absorbers

>>383488072
post more headlessalisa

>>383487910
Does that even look remotely western to to you? It is from an upcoming GITS cgi movie, the presence of nipples should've tipped you in since the american live action Major has no nipples when "naked"

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>>383488219
>rear shock absorbers

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>>383488152
Chloe is fine though. People complain too much.

>>383488152
I love how mad people are about chloe
She is fun as fuck to play

>>383487542
>kotaku aka /ourguys/
>/ourguys/
Nigga wat?

>>383488326
Tekken is great because it has all sorts of different types of characters and people. One character like Chloe isn't bad, and just adds to the game's diversity

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>>383488085
>A living legend

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>>383488326
>>383488381

>>383484410
you miss the part where: "why would you make the robot a female in the first place if you care about combat functionality and don't care about form"

>tits meant for shock absorbers
>gets punch in the gut from paul

now what?

>>383488152
i prefer cute girls from guilty gear and blazblue over man-jawed abominations from injustice and mk. Funny how japanese games have better movesets and interesting variety of gameplay mechanics from character to character, while for netherrealm games is mostly animation swaps.

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>>383488219
>shock absorbers

Is this the birth of a new epic meme?

>>383488440
All the shock is transfered up to her breasts.

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harada is the likable funny version of kamiya

>>383488432
She was created in the image of her creators dead daughter.

>>383484176

>looks like a woman

lol

>>383485239
>What did she mean by this?
It's a reference to the hype leading up to the MGSV release. The female sidekick in that game was though by many, on seeing early trailers, to look like a bit of a hooker. There were some cries of "wah sexism" from the usual quarters. Most of the rest of us were just, "well that looks ridiculous... but Kojimas gonna Kojima".

When challenged, Kojima responded we'd be ashamed of our words when we found out the explanation (for why the character is running around in the wilderness in her underwear). Then the game came out and the explanation was that she's part plant and needs to photosynthesize or some shit. AND WE WERE ASHAMED (I guess).

When the columnist says "pulling a Kojima", he means "using a ludicrous explanation to try and justify putting T&A in his game". Not sure it will stick though, since the term "pulling a Kojima" could mean a lot of things. The man is a deep well of ridiculousness.

>>383485180
No, because, um, honey, that's just weird...

>>383484923
Extreme Violence

I'll never understand this brainlet mentality
>Most people might assume the design is to turn people on
why the fuck didn't he stop there, that's the only reason, nobody except retarded Twitter-activists care, nobody

>>383488053
>No. It used to be pretty simple and it sense for a fighting game.
Ah yes, throwing people off a cliff and fighting animals made complete sense
Kill yourself nostalgiafag

>>383485992
Eh, I don't expect video game designers to know the nuance to metallurgy. The material sounds cool and high end, even if it's far from appropriate for what it's used for.

>>383488703
He's just fucking around.

Why would he create that robot in the image of his daughter and removes the tits? That would not only be extremely disrespectful it would also trigger potential traumas for women that needed them removed because of cancer.

>>383488464
>guitars aren't weapons
>people can't hold anchors
injustice needs to follow DC lore and it's relative "realism" (flying is ok, but not hitting others with weeaboo crap)

>>383488719
You never played a single Tekken game in your life.

>>383488543
I know that exactly, but he is complaining why she has breast phisics if she's only about combat functionality, instead of why she has a female body type in the first place

>>383488426
>not liking female eddie with more focus on rhythm and timing

>>383488783
The only Tekken game I never owned was 1, played it at a friends house, though

>>383484176
He wants to slap the tits while fucking the droid and don't want to break his hand, duh.

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>>383488501
That doesn't make sense anon

>>383486945
It wouldn't move the same though. You can make a computer model right now that looks human in a still frame, the second you animate it though, it becomes a monster. Seeing some big meaty tits behave like a block of wood would be a massive giveaway.

>>383488783
Not him, but I only ever played Tekken 2 and that featured Heihachi throwing his son who is possessed by the Devil into a volcano and also a boxing dinosaur.

because if they stayed in place it would look fucking stupid

why does the hair move? why does anything in a game move? MUH SEXUALISED WYMYMZ

>>383488951
She's also a robot

Because she's supposed to look convincing as a human and it turns out that human females have breasts, Harada just meming everyone. Should have gone with coolant tanks, though.

>>383488951
She uses kinetic energy to power her self destructs.

>>383488141
wasn't that the story with a kid who was sent to a religious boarding school?

>>383484302

SPEED
AND
WEIGHT

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>>383484410
>function over form
Has never been true, faggot.

>>383488543
>missing the point

>>383485195
Japanese women are too busy enjoying their own hobbies to worry about trying to ruin men's hobbies.

This is western women in a nut shell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWhZ2XS08aQ

>>383486376
Those are actually constructive and better the children as individuals, so no.

>>383489310
>never been true

every modern military would like a word with you

>>383489349
Fucking love that cunt. Kek

>>383488998
I've also never played tekken, so they changed all this crap into cute girls to capitalize in doa's popularity?
I may give a go at tekken

>>383488053
Yes, let's just ignore the entire Devil plot that has been the narrative backbone of the series since its inception.

>>383484176
When asked a petulant question, it's okay to give a petulant answer

The devs probably shouldn't make stuff up (unless it's funny) but there is only one reason to add bouncing tits to a robot or to any video game character at all. Game journalists should know by now that they can't back the Japs into a corner with a loaded question like this because they simply do not care. But anything to produce 50 words of original text plus 20 words they don't even have to arse themselves to transcribe I guess

>>383489860
>so they changed all this crap into cute girls to capitalize in doa's popularity?
bruce became josie

that's pretty much it

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>>383490061
She's more fun too.

>>383484176
It's a fucking joke, he was insulting the moron who asked the question by giving them a non-answer.

AUTISM

>>383484176
They literally made her after Pokimane.

>>383485992
What about the fucking DEPLETED URANIUM armor? She's literally covered by a layer of radioactive material, and even if her artificial skin is somehow a containment layer, one cut and she starts leaking.

>>383484176
His first mistake was to even answer this kind of questions, who dafuq cares about this stuff, fucking hate this modern thought of everything needs to be realistic in a videogame.

>>383490439
Harada makes up bullshit on the spot when people ask questions. Not too long ago when someone asked why Eliza speaks english in Tekken he said she speaks 27 different languages.

>>383490853

I mean that sounds 100% plausible

>>383490853
Does she poop?

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What's up guys, Harada actually listened and got rid of the design and made her only function as a robot weapon

No more boobs, no more anything, here you go

>>383487535
Haven't played Tekken for years so this really isn't my fight, but is that really a problem? I think it's more of a problem when the story is taken too seriously, because plot really doesn't even belong in a fighting game. All it needs is a premise. King of Iron Fist is a sufficient premise.

There have been lots of outrageous characters and bizarre plot points since Tekken started, but they were actually interesting or at least surprising. Sex robot and little girl aren't very interesting ideas, and it's plain to anyone that he's taking the easy road of selling waifus rather than inventing more orphan leopard champions, gun-handed metalhead rebels or skeleton-faced mechanical samurai. It's cool that he doesn't seem to give a shit about anything but doing whatever he wants. But it doesn't make me want to buy his stuff if he doesn't think he has to try anymore.

>>383490193
yeah I bet it's fun to spam butterfly edge over and over you FUCKING scumbag piece of SHIT

>GET READY TO FLY :3333

>>383487262
Nobody really cared until they made the excuse.

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>>383491141
mata nui really cleaned himself up, didnt he?

>>383491141

Yeah, realistically all fightan robots would look male because the male body is designed to punch the shit out of thing. The female body is designed to give birth and care for children with their breasts and since robots don't do that you'd never make a female looking robot.

She's cute so who cares.

>>383487413
Fucking Rekt

>>383485213
You don't. Learn to play with one hand scrub.

>>383484176
>80 year old grandpa that can kill bears with only a stare
>Italian exorcist that shoots light arrows
>2 bears
>A cangaroo
>A robot that copies every fighting style
>A wooden doll that does the same as above
>A teeny tiny dinosaur with boxing gloves
>The literal devil
>The literal devil's son
>The literal devil's mother
>Ancient egyptian demon
>Ancient aztec demon
>Previously mentioned old man's father is a demon too
>With a mouth in its belly
>And turns into dust when killed
But no, the one thing that breaks their immersion is the tits on the android.
They really need to fuck sometime so they don't become bitter cunts.

>>383491231
>Sex robot and little girl aren't very interesting ideas, and it's plain to anyone that he's taking the easy road of selling waifus rather than inventing more orphan leopard champions, gun-handed metalhead rebels or skeleton-faced mechanical samurai.
Yes, let's ignore new characters like Claudio, Gigas and Shaheen. And let's also ignore the characters like Nina, Anna and Asuka who have been around forever.

Just admit that you're a fucking faggot who is triggered by attractive women in video games.

Why can't one dev just answer the question with "Because it's what I wanted"? It seems like that would be the go to answer to stop these shitbirds from questioning it.

>>383484410
Why are you stopping at breasts? Why does a fighting robot need to have clothes, hair or even look like a human?

>>383491753

Gon was a geust character, might as well blame SC for Yoda

>>383492010
So? It was still a playable character, guest or not.

>>383492000
>Why does a fighting robot need to have clothes, hair or even look like a human?

to fool enemies. duh

>>383490404
Depleted uranium is less radioactive than natural uranium. She wouldn't do much radiation damage unless someone swallowed a piece of her.
Besides, Depleted uranium armor usually implies the standard configuration of a layer of depleted uranium between steel plates. Or it seems like it's titanium in this case.

>>383491861

They're being asked by fans for lore info, or so they think. That would be a shitty lazy answer.

>>383491861
>It seems like that would be the go to answer to stop these shitbirds from questioning it.
Then you get a bunch of articles labelling you as sexist. If you're going to answer that I doubt you care in the first place but at least Harada is entertaining. He gives stupid answers to stupid questions asked by stupid people.

>>383491861
That's already the default answer.

>>383491753
Jinpachi was imprisoned by Heihachi and died from starvation and then was resurrected by evil vengeful spirit. Devil gene was from Kazumi's family.
Tiny dinosaur Gon was a guest character from famous japanese franchise.
At least read wiki.
>80 year old grandpa that can kill bears with only a stare.
what? Kazumi died young and appears only in flashbacks.

>>383487535
Retards like you are ruining vidya

>>383484176
WOOOOMMMMMMEEEENNNNNN AAARRRREEE THHHHHHEEEEE NIGGGGGEEEERRRSSSS OFFFFFFFF THHHHHEEEEE GEEEENNNNDDDDEEEERRRRSSSS

>>383484410
she's also used for infiltration, you fucking mong, and that shit is actually shown in the movie(s)

>>383484176
This is violence Mr. Tekken, and you WILL be hearing from my lawyer.

>>383486106

they are definitely having sex with that kid at night

>>383487542
>kotaku
>/ourguys/
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA

>>383491770
Not at all. I've nursed plenty boners for the girls of the old guard in my time. I just get annoyed when people are disingenuous about the sexual content in their games.

If there's nothing wrong with it, then nobody has to has to make shit up to explain why they are doing something that makes every bit of commercial sense. I can kind of give Harada a pass on "shock absorbers" because I think it's fair game to bullshit Kotaku, but we see this shit all the time from people who are dead serious. Like Kojima. The only reason that sex appeal in video games has taken on a political stench is that dudes get super defensive about it and make retarded arguments until they give up and just start harassing people, which makes everything worse for everyone.

If feminists shouldn't take this shit so seriously, then gamers and devs need to chill their beans too. That means not making stuff up and trying to force real-world rationales onto fucking anime games in pursuit of some pointless self-consistency and moral high ground. Because it's not a moral issue. Dishonesty is.

>>383488152
>It's about not being shitty weeb cancer
do you realize this board exist only because "weeb" shit righ? i know you have been here all this summer newfriend but please lurk moar or GTFO.

>>383486106
There surely must be some sort of common ground between hitting your son because he likes Cardcaptor and parading it around in public.

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>>383487148
Anal idol is best Idol you piece of shit. The only idol who can compete is Yayoi because she understands the value of hard work and doesn't whore herself out for money!

>>383485147
dumb.

>>383484410
This is the universe where Heihachi went through the effort of climbing a mountain and throwing his son off of it to kill him, rather than just stabbing him.

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>>383484176
You know why

>>383488053
Yeah you're also kind of forgetting that his son was possessed by Satan and had to fight bears and engineered dinosaurs. Totally not stupid shit.

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>>383484923
well said

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>>383491295
I don't. I also main Paul and don't spam Deathfist.

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>>383490853
Well she is like 1000 or something. Speaking that many languages makes sense.

>>383488951
Now THIS is autism

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>>383488951
>That doesnt make sense

No fuckin shit..

>>383491295
Get good.

>>383491295
That begs the question, was Bruce always this easy? I wouldn't know because I've literally never seen one online in previous games

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>>383484176
She might be onto something there.

>>383486106
>look everyone my son is a faggot xD

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>>383484176

>>383499102
No one cares about your "witty" tweets, man.

>>383487756
The Last Blade was marred by a poor translation but the underlying story was pretty nice.