Metroid vs Zelda.

>>383483663
i'll throw you out in the wilderness and see how you fare then

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I didn't authorize a Metroid thread

>>383483663
>iWow!
what did they mean by this

>>383483663
These people give Metroid a bad name, its like they are too stupid to realize women can be portrayed as both ways without it being a problem.

>>383483663
>CHAN!
>CHAN!
what did they mean by this

>>383483663
Shes crying because everyone is dead.
Holy crap im mad.

>>383483776
Metroid has to have the worst fanbase.

>Feminists
>AM2R fags
>Prime babies
>Super Purists
>Sean Malstrom

It seems to attract autists.

>>383484024
We didn't know that during the pre-release trailers which was when this comic was drawn

>>383484087
I like Super, the Prime series and think Zero suit literally killed the franchise

>>383484092
Ok, thanks.

>>383484087
I like super, prime series, other m, zero suit, and anything metroid

>>383484024
>caring about mary sue jedi ghosts

>>383484024
Yeah, and when Samus did that in Other M people accepted it as a reasonable course of action.

Wait....

>>383484313
The point is Samus is a hypocrite and bad friend

Literally ALL women do is cry. I don't know if you've ever had a gf /v/ but this is ALL they do. Even girls without horrible self esteem issues are always crying, those with them just cry more.

So why would someone get upset by a women crying it's a realistic character trait.

>>383484313
> Princess raised in a castle to save the world who can't awaken to her powers in time to stop everyone she knows from being murdered, effectively making the apocalypse her fault
>Badass bounty hunter who has already dealt with TWO families being murdered who travels the galaxy in a power suit destroying space pirates and her family's killer

And you hold both characters to the same standard?

>>383484313
Samus is also the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter and not just some kid who is a failure at everything she does and only manages to not fuck everything up once it's already too late.

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>a story about the tragedy of a princess can't be compelling
It's almost as if whoever made this hasn't read a great deal a literature and mythology.

>>383484443
Because Samus is a woman, but she was raised by bird people and trained to kill intergalactic aberrations and therefore is masculine as fuck so she doesn't understand why some prissy ass hoe is crying like a helpless loser

>>383484679
>Samus is a woman, BUT
Stopped reading there, I didn't authorize the use of Chozo asspulls.

>>383483663
It is so weird that bulshit about Zelda games being about rescuing zelda. If you play OoT Zelda is only captured when you get the light arrow and is free right after you beat ganondorf. The whole game she helps you as Sheik and the goal of the game is save hyrule from Ganon.
WW She is a fucking pirate.
TP she wants to peg you.
SS she is not even a princess
Now in BOTW she wears pants, you can't be more progressive than that but still, people complain. Srsly, go fuck yourselves, play the game first then give your meaningless opinion.

>>383484935
>dude the whole game she helps you as a gender bending muscular dude because princesses are too fragile for that shit lmao

>>383484652
It's more about her dad though, isn't it?
Kinda?

>>383483776
But Adam, THE BABY, HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR ME

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>>383485128
I didn't authorize this post

>>383485250
I didn't authorize that sacrifice

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>>383483663
ywn rescue samus

>>383483663
>story made game
What does that even mean?

>>383483789
>>383483962
Uma delicia

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I grew up on both, but have played more Zelda and appreciate Zelda more because I like shitting around in cozy towns vs. being at the bottom of a dripping cavern, all alone.

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>>383484357

>>383483663
But most of the Metroid fanbase do the crying for her

>>383483663
>Samus is a tumblr bitch in my headcanon
blasphemy desu

>>383484087
>>AM2R fags
>>Prime babies
>>Super Purists
>>Sean Malstrom
All good, pussy.

>>383483663
Why is MADE GAME in bold?

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>>383484087
dobson please go