How many deaths have you caused in your gaming history? Only

>>383473167
how do you expect anyone to answer this? having played hundreds of games over like 20 years, how can I answer this?

the answer: a lot

>>383473167
I remember in the Phantom Menace game for PS1, I would try to completely wipe out all the characters in Mos Eisley before dying, since there was a finite, non-respawning amount. I almost could do all of them, but the Jawas had these auto turret things that were very difficult to beat.

I'd give that commie Stalin a run for his money.

>>383473167
What a stupid fucking thread. Fuck you.

>>383475423
I managed to actually do that once. Even if you kill everyone and everything, grenades get tossed at you periodically offscreen.

>>383473167
over 9000

teehee

>>383473167
I haven't counted them all so I can't say, sorry op

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How many projectiles do you think has been fired in vidya history?
>from the first pong balls launched
>mario fireballs and such
>actual gun bullets

Just remember seeing battlefield beta fact sheets with "dude 8 billion shots were fired in this weekend test lmao".

>>383473167
are we talking only humans or also animals or humanoid creatures? what about RTS games where your people shoot or melee others? If you do a stupid thread at least make it a good stupid thread

pieces of bread

>>383475770
five or six I'd say

>say i've played vidya for 5000 hours total so far
>average of 5 kills/minute for all games
>300 kills/hour
>1.5 million kills total
Seems reasonable.
Makes me think of a thread once where OP declared you have to relive every death you have ever caused.

>>383475178
A rough estimate. I'd say after 20 years of playing I'd likely be in the half a million or so.

When I die, if there's an afterlife, I want to see a stat sheet of my life, so I can just see how I did. How many times I masturbated, how many actual hours I put into vidya, etc.

How many girls liked me but I was too much of a pussy to ask out

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>>383476080
>How many girls liked me but I was too much of a pussy to ask out
I've had that happen at least three times already. Too much a pussy at the time, reconnect after several years, they say how they had a crush on me at the time
>But not now, teehee

>>383476080
>times cheated death, with description
>times being within 5 meters of someone who has killed other people
>times girls has thought of you while masturbating
>amount of living creatures killed, sized bugs and up
>distance traveled on foot, bike, car, etc.
>liters of water drunk
>liters of semen ejaculated

>>383476208
I like that painting, what is that?

A lot.

As a kid, I'd spend entire days just playing Goldeneye with cheats on, tossing mines under enemies and sending them flying in slomo or with fast mode on for some good giggles.

GTA3 I would get a firetruck and just run circles around the Staunton Island stadium mowing peds down until I reached 6 stars and got gibbed by a tank.

>>383476080
>total time spent on earth
>amount of times lying, telling the truth
>poops taken
>total length of finger and toe nails
>money spent

>>383473167

Running into those chainsaw dudes was so fucking intense my first times playing RE4. Then you get headshots / takedowns down and every humanoid enemy becomes a joke.

>>383476576
Google gives Aaron Westerberg.

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>>383473167
Does this count as a direct attack, since you have to order the strike?

>>383473167
Probably 20,000 player kills in TF2, same in Roblox.
About 100,000 NPC kills in Ring Runner.
The number in various online flash games, I have absolutely no clue. Could be as high as 200,000.

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>>383476701
>total time spent on earth
Do you mean as in feet on the ground or do you just not know when you were born?

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including RTS games, and including all the infantry, it could be over one million souls

the poor, poor infantry.

>>383476208

>girl likes me
>shes batshit fucking crazy and was obsessed with me before even beginning to talk to me months after working with her
>has her friend ask me shit like "she wants to know if you'd fuck if, would you date her, what do you think of her, etc"
>tries crowbar'ing her way into my fucking plans every time shes within earshot of my mention of them to others
>finally left that job yesterday for a better one
>cleansed all my social media of her and blocked her a week ago
>in the meantime, finally met an incredibly chill, down to earth, beautiful Colombian chick through one of my friends
>been chit chatting and talking with her when we all go out
>find out she's staying single since her daughter is grown now and she's basically free, and is moving to Dallas today
>shes also a stripper

I have the worst fucking luck with women. I get laid maybe once a year, but desu, I don't exactly go too far out of my way to make the effort. I've been more focused on work and getting my life on track.

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>>383476985
Sorry.

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>>383477127
If it makes you feel better, those three girls I mentioned are now incredibly successful, every dream coming true sort of people.
While I'm here.

>>383477127

>shes also a stripper

Had this happen, except we had actually gotten pretty involved and she always told me she worked at an office. Found out the worst way too when I went out with friends and there she was on one of the stages.

>>383476058
I played cs:s for 11 years so far.
Average 30 hours a week each match lasting average 30 minutes
Maybe average 15 kills a match
2 matches an hour, 60 a week = 900 kills a week
52 weeks a year x 11 years = 572 weeks
900 x 572 = 514,800 kills
That's just cs:s, which is a damn slow game.
Warframe I probably killed fucking millions in the time i've played it. EDF; again millions.

It all depends on the games.