Meanwhile on rest home /v/

>>383469285
video games still suck

also getting old is depressing

>be 89yr old me
>fall asleep
>begin peppering out a barrage of farts
>wake up from the sound
>confuse the sounds with gunfire
>ptsd triggers
>strangle one of the nurses

Was a good day.

still waiting on that ff7 remake...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR TALEWORLDS TO ANNOUNCE BANNERLORD'S RELEASE DATE!

I work at a nursing home, and I spend most of my nights on 4chan. So I guess this thread is for me.

man, i'd rather an hero than live in a nursing home surrounded by old mentally ill farts and being bosses around by staff.

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What's a vidya gaem? Who are You? Where am I? I want my pudding!

I do not want to die in a nursing home. Gotta make sure those retirement funds come in handy when it's near time.

>>383469564
They're truly horrible places.

>>383469564

lan parties at future nursing homes sound awesome

>>383469638
>be at a shitty nursing home 60 years from now
>have gaming tournaments with the winner getting smothered to death once they fall asleep to be free of that place

>tfw skyrim was the best elder scrolls

They just don't make them like they used too.

Also all the morro/oblvionfags are dead. RIP

"Sigh" wasn't Half Life 3 terrible? it single handed caused the second great game industry crash.

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I love Reisen!

>>383469638
I am honestly looking forward to playing bridge every day.

>>383469623
It really depends on where you go. The one I work at is pretty nice, but the cost of living here is insane. Also, less dementia usually means higher quality.

BRING OUT THE WII

>>383469748
Anon, you're 96 years old, we've had to put up with this shit for like 70 years now, we know you love Raisin.

I'm sorry Todd Howard but you just dont have enough money to continue living here anymore. We're going to need you to leave by the end of the week.

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games in 50-60 years are going to be mind blowing.

My frail, elderly body will be ready!

>>383469564
fucking mobileposter

get back to work

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>>383469638
>someone finds an old copy of tf2 from just after launch
>nurses set up VMs for everyone to play together
>playing sniper with parkinsons
>spies with dementia forget which team they were on
>hard to distinguish between soldier players ranting and soldier himself
>get to live out the end of days shitposting like the good old times

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>>383469947
That's great, but did you try Skyrim HD VR 12K SpaceRender Edition yet?

>>383470119
>demoman unchanged
>engy players fall asleep
>medics ubering 3 seconds after the pocket dies

Boy, I wish I spent more time playing video games when I was young... That Neptunia Hypergeneric cash in was so fun when I was 20...

>Controllers hurt my hands
>Screens hurt my eyes
>Can barely hear anything

Fuck this. Whos down for some mahjong.

>>383470282
>heavies slowly drudging around with their miniguns spinning the entire tine

>>383470119
>soldiers and demos gibbing themselves because they can't time their rocket/sticky jumps anymore

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Will you still be browsing here when you're an old man /v/?

>>383470481
Fuck you delete that image RIGHT NOW

>living in a nursing home
>not raising children with love and care so they will look after you when you grow old
Shit happens to shit people. Fucking boomers deserve it.

>>383470481
Yes, and if 4chan no longer exist I will browse it on my mind.

oh shit you guys the new Atari console gonna out this year they swear

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>>383470119
>this entire post
100000/10

Grimoire is coming out in a couple of days

>>383470481
Delete that image now or i will seriously dox you, i work at a nursing home.

>>383470481
Will this site still exist?

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>>383469285
> I want my grandson to visit me
>I knitted him a new sweater because it's getting cold
>He's too busy playing some new console to visit me
>mfw

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>ahh here it is... the game I've waited for over 20 years since I first played it with my grandson...
>I'm sure Billy will come back here to Minnesota to play with me... he used to love that furry old chap!
>nah, he won't be busy with his wife... he can make time for some fun with his granddaddy...
>I just hope my kidneys can take another month... the pain is just unbearable these days
>I... I...
>...

So is Valve gonna drop that Pyro update soon ya think?

I KILLED FIDDY MEN, I TELL YOU

Have you heard of Grimoire? I heard the game has been in development for a while, but it's going to be released soon! The developer just needs to fix a few bugs.

>>383469285
I work at a rest home and one of my fondest memories is hooking an atari up and getting some old timers to play tank and shit.

The committee who run the place made me take it away after a month, because they felt it was causing 'too much excitement'.

>>383472675
Anon why...

I really don't want to die... I'm terrified of the months leading up to my death and being aware of it.

I hope I will have gotten to a point where I'm okay with dying though.

>>383472985
Just blow your own brains out

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>>383470119

sides/10

>>383469564
thanks for the blog, why don't you keep us all updated because we all care SO MUCH

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD FUCKS I'LL BRING YER PUDDING WHEN IT'S FUCKING TIME TO FOR DINNER

>>383473252
You really showed him!

>>383470553
>>383471697
Context?
I don't get it

>>383470481
God this picture is so incredibly fucking depressing

>>383469285
>an entire industry built on white peoples hate of their parents and need to section them off into a box full of other old people in places that are death waiting rooms
wew

>>383473267
Wow anon you sure are fat

>>383473348
> meanwhile blacks don't even reach that age, dying in shootouts, comitting crimes or from drug overdose
Poetry.

>>383469285
> Be me
> Suffer Alzheimer's
> Can't remember the last time played Vidya
> Feelsbadman
> Be me
> Have Alzheimer's
> Can't remember the last time played Vidya
> Feelsbadman
> Be me
> Have Alzheimer's
> Can't remember the last time played Vidya
> Feelsbadman
> Be me

I have Alzheimer's and can't remember the last time be me, and I have Alzheimer's can't remember the be me.

I bet most of you would put your parents into these nursing homes one day.

>>383473371
I SURE FUCKING AM
AND I'M GONNA EAT YOUR PUDDING BECAUSE FUCK YOU YE OLD SHIT.

>>383473348
The only reason you don't see many niggers is because they're either shot to death by other niggers or smoking their camels until it kills em.

>>383473296
I bet you have aspergers

>>383469285
Literally the most depressing thing in the universe. Nobody deserves to be sent there.

>>383472985
Fun fact.

This month is one of those months. We're all going to die in x months

>>383473423
>>383473465
>the world is black and white
whatever helps u feel better about urself

>>383469285
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NAGGERS NIGGERS GOD I HATE ME SOME NIGGERS

>>383469547
I chuckled

Then in my senility I forgot what I was laughing at and became ENRAGED.

Gee video'd games sure ain't too good these days. Not like when I was young

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>>383470119
>>playing sniper with parkinsons
fucking hell

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>>383469564

How depressing are those places?
Are old people allowed to leave whenever they want? or is it like a prison?

>>383471697
what? you never seen a picture of people before?

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Post your gamerfuel

>>383473637
Shut up nigger.

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Being old can be more deppresing than being dead

Is shit like this that makes me want to quit wasting time on meaningless stuff like playing videogames and do something else but then I realsie that I dont like anything and that everyting is boring and shit and go back to playing videogames

jokes on you, i kill myself before that happens.

>>383474020
>Being old can be more deppresing than being dead

Have you ever been old or dead?

>>383469285
>"I hope Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out before I die"

I'd sooner die than go into a nursing home. If I can't wipe my own ass, then I'm ending it.

>>383474187
If you can't wipe your own ass then how will you kill yourself?

>>383474242
I'll ask my grandson. I hope he isn't a numale fag like you.

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>there's people who leave their parents in places like this because they "can't take care of them"

This is the people who took care of you and changed your fucking diapoers for years. Why would you to this to them?

>>383474242
I dont need to eat shit to know that it tastes bad

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>>383474461

>>383474441
>most of the people that leave them there is because they don't have time for them anymore

Know what? Your fucking parents had time for you

>>383474242
Usually your relatives put you into a home so that you stay alive and they dont have to think about you.
Most places ban euthanasia so eldery are literally force fed just so they stay miserable and in pain for as long as possible.

>all of us huddled around with our retro handhelds playing splatoon 3 over local wifi
>that anon that won't stop farting

>>383474441
I've got shit to do man

>>383474582
Your parents also had shit to do when you were younger

>Ya know grandson, before I met your grandmother, I used to play games all day! I'd get lost in worlds you probably take for granted now, you'd see them and laugh. But I'd waste hours and hours, just exploring and seeing these creations others had made and find solace in them. This one time....
>Oh nurse, Mr. Anon is imagining his fake life again. Get him his pills please.

>>383470481
this picture is really sad for some reason.

>>383469743
There was no Half Life 3
Did you skip your Alzheimer's pills once again Anon?

>>383474441
Because it's illegal to take them out back and shoot them.

>>383474618
Yeah. Look after me.

I've got my own stuff going on

>>383470119
>>383470282
>>383470427
sounds like a typical server after the free to play patch

>>383474685
>what and jobs and fun
They soend money and time on you

>>383474731
Who do you think pays the nursing home. And I visit

>>383474618
And you were a little kid who had potentional to grow into something more. THey are old and dying and need put down.

>>383473665
kek

I didn't lose my leg in the invasion of Olympus Mons just so a bunch of faggots like you could make games about Martians living peacefully with us regular earth folk. God this solar system has gone to shit.

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Here's your supper, anon.

Assuming western society doesn't collapse, I think nursing homes in the future won't be quite as depressing.

This generation is already used to being locked inside a room. I'll just be sitting inside playing my retro JRPG's.

>>383474838
>he didn't get stationed on comfy Titan
>he didn't get to go swimming in fart oceans

Kek, I bet that red dirt was fun though

>>383474838
Tell me about it. All these goddamn Martians coming here taking our jobs and ruining the purity of the human race.

Make Earth Great Again!

>>383474441
It's not like I asked them to

>>383475014
>his division got sent to Uranus to do battle with the Jovians
>literally raining diamonds as they shoot ayys with goo lasers
Glad I didn't get sent there at least.

>>383472985
you will never be okay with it. You will never have enough time. You'll regret catching all the pokemon instead of doing useful things.

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>>383470119

JRPGS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES MY PENIS WORK

>>383474985
Meals in nursing homes are pretty fucking bad, my dad stayed at one for physical rehabilitation for a little while after he had surgery and the food was microwave dinners tier

Anybody else getting the new CTM 2(consciousness transference machine) coming out? Heard this model allows you to use 20 year old bodies this time and whatever gender you want as well.

>>383475520
How can you transfer your conscious when there's no gaem to transfer it to?

>>383475520
I can confirm this. My grandson works Sontendo

>>383475597
Just sign up for the mock war games when you transfer your consciousness. I'm going to sign up for the WW3 simulation being held on Earth.

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>>383469285
>you do everything right
>you got good grades, kept your nose clean, married your highschool sweet heart
>got a good job, payed all the bills and put enough away
>hell, even managed to not get your head blown off in the war and come home to your wife again
>you raise the kids good, they love you all their life for how great a dad you were
>show them how to live a good life before they leave the nest
>and after all of this, after nailing every point of possible failure, what are you rewarded with? what are your final shining moments on this earth? Your body begins to grow weak, ragged, it betrays you. no longer are you able to pursue your hobbies. You must watch as you grow ugly, your eyesight gives way, if you are lucky you keep your teeth. Not even the woman you love is safe, you watch as time robs her of every little thing you thought was cute back when you saw her in 8th grade. but its not over, no, not even your mind is sacred. the knowledge you have earned, fought for, bled for, its all starts to slip away, bit by bit over years. soon, you can't even stand. the humiliation of not even being able to go to the restroom properly nearly breaks your remaining pride, if you even remember what that is. Finally, the last and final insult, on your death bed, after everything you were has been defiled and stolen, you are put in a home for you and the rest of your kind, out of pity, by your offspring's traitorous children, in the charge of those who could care less if you died in the horrifying agony and pain you suffer just from just being.

old age is proof positive there is a god and he is more malicious than we can imagine

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>mfw Rose's grandson shows up and he doesn't think you're hardcore

Which one of you whippersnappers replaced my PS2 with an Ouya?

Did you seriously think I wouldn't notice?

>>383476091
>That's a Vita TV, grandpa!
SHUT UP JIMMY STOP MAKING UP CONSOLES

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>Reminisce about funposting on this shitty website and shitty board
>Cry as it no longer exists anymore and was such a huge part of growing up and my adulthood
>Nurse ponders about what I'm crying about and walks away to attend to the dying lady down the hall

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AYYO WHO REMEMBER 2011?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIOOwhmkoLo

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>>383470119

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>tfw your android waifu is in the mood but you're out of viagra

>>383469285
>light up the night starts playing in every room at 6am

>>383471606
>>383473173
>>383473807
>>383475459
>>383476570
I see what you're doing, anon.

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>See nurse with a Skyrim tattoo on her wrist
>Intentionally shit yourself and yell for her to change your diaper

>>383476789
>Lads set up the arcade racing cabinet
>Muffled Night of Fire down the hallway

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>tfw i might live to see a comfy cyberpunk age but will be too old to get the best out of any of it

That's literally my only fucking wish, to live in a comfy cyberpunk setting, I actually might save up and retire to Japan for my last few years if I can scrape enough dosh together.

>>383476978
Cyberpunk isn't actually comfy. It's rough. You'd be poor and depressed. Kind of like today, but with more neon lights, rain and bad synth drugs.

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>>383477065
Exactly

>>383476789
It helps with the smell of burnt flesh.

>>383476978
I just want to live long enough to be able to get a cybernetic implant or a cyborg arm. After that I could die happy and not care if my body is recycled.

>>383476892
But the bottom post belongs to me :(

>>383469285
would you still play videogames in old age?

>>383477421
of courshe

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>get checked into nursing home
>hate my ungrateful fucking kids and their snot nosed little faggot offspring
>don't even look at them the entire time
>expecting the worst, I can't believe I'm going to die here
>get wheeled into the main rec lounge
>people are in LAN parties playing cs:s, 07 tf2, and a few are fucking around in gmod sandbox
>some guys are playing DOOM co-op and dukematching
>some guy with dementia is watching "DOOR STUCK" on loop
>leave nothing for my family in my will and everything to my LAN bros

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>>383477524
>>some guy with dementia is watching "DOOR STUCK" on loop
Holy kek

Where am I?
Who am I?
Is this hell?

>>383477421
in the future they are called vidcons

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>Old autistic anon tries to run like Sanic
>Trips and breaks his hip

>>383478005
has anyone ran this guy through that faceapp thingy

>>383470481
>pic
JUUUUST

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>>383469285
>"getting diaper changed. afk for 5 mins"

*mumbled "so.. what time do you get off work, baby?" in the distance*

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>grandson comes visits
>brings his Nintendo 4D Boygame advance with him
>BACK IN MY DAY WE BUILT OUR OWN GAMING GEAR. MADE OUT OF SCRAP WE PLUNDERD FROM ALIENS. HOT AMAZON ALIENS! I DIDNT RAISE MY CHILD TO SPAWN A FILTY CASUAL!
>yes grandpa..
>AND THE ONLY GAMES WE HAD WAS MEINCRAFT AND SLUTTY MC SLUTS ADVANTURE! RUNNING AT SILKY SMOOTH 60FPS! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING ?! IS THAT POKEMANS?!
>yes grandpa
>BAH! BACK IN MY DAY THERE WAS ONLY 150. AND THEY DIDNT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS NEW DRIBBLE, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A TRASHCAN POKEMANZ!?
>its pickashoes metal megasuper digi combination tranformation
>[PTSD kicks in because he didnt choice Grass as his starter]
>Nurse: are you ok sir?
>DONT TOUCH ME GAMERGIRLl!!i bet you play farmwill on easy!! REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee [flipp the switch on the wheelchair and rolles away]
>[old gaming buddy with dementia down the hall starts REEEEEEEEEEing aswell as a natural response]

So basically /vr/

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>>383479172
>REEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee [flipp the switch on the wheelchair and rolles away]

God dammit, anon

>>383469573
t.every old mentally ill fart living around in a rest home.

>>383474441
It's pretty clear you've never taken care of a senior or adult. Especially with brain issues. It's extremely difficult, time consuming and draining.

>>383479445
This. I took care of my great grandfather and it was very time consuming when you have to look after him eating three times a day which takes hours, washing him. And then every other night he started screaming about how he's going to kill that soldiers and this and that and to be honest we were all happy when he died.

>>383474994
>Assuming western society doesn't collapse
Why the fuck would it? Do you have any idea what it takes to break a society?

>>383479580
it didn't take much, ask rome

>>383479658
Rome was in a state of collapse for hundreds of years before falling for real

>>383479740
says you, a liar

>>383479658
>Christianity and the loss of traditional values
>The arrival of the Huns and the migration of the Barbarian tribes
>Government corruption and political instability


"Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It."
-Snoop Dog

>>383479570
I use to take care of my mom when she got brain damage. She would have extreme moments of rage and get violent. Or other times forget where she was and get terrified and hide. It's horrible to see your parents or loved ones deteriorate.

>>383479658
>hundreds of years of civil war
>hundreds of years of raids by Germanic and Celtics tribes
>decades of revolts
>food shortages
>massive population
>constant warfare
>new religion implemented
/pol/is turning this board more retarded. Didn't think that was possible. Keep this up and we'll be at /tv/ level

>>383469285
>60 years from now, there will STILL be shitposters who are perpetually furious at Nintendo's success
>They'll insist that still having the ability to actually PLAY videogames is a useless gimmick that all superior consoles have long since abandoned

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>>383480382
Anon....Hillary won the 2016 election and you're 2D waifu was outlawed years ago, now hurry up and donate that old sperm. Blow those old big blue balls, it's the law!

>>383479570
My nanna has pretty bad dementia. We have to have someone there to wash her and make her get dressed otherwise she would sit in her underwear all day and barely even eat. We've all accepted that the nan we knew and loved has long gone. No one will say it out loud but we're all waiting for her to die, even though we love her to pieces. It would be cruel for her to live any longer, she is borderline catatonic and often frightened as fuck because she doesn't know where she is inside her own house.

>>383469285
This dumb thread makes me want to quit video games so I can experience everything I can before I get old

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>tfw there's a non-insignificant possibility that medical science will let you live to like 200
imagine the video games

>lived to an old age to see if life got better
>it didn't

Should've killed myself 60 years ago

>>383470481
>supposed to be a fun event
>you can see the desperation right through the masks
This never fails to make me feel sad.

Gothic 2 was the greatest rpg ever made

>>383481134
They will still look like games from 2001 but VEE ARRR

>>383469285
Git off my board, you kids!

I JUST CAN'T GET IT UP
I JUST CAN'T GET IT UP

old man scrotum ain't what he used to be
ain't what he used to be
ain't what he used to be

>>383480382
>In 60 years from now there will be people still deep throating nintendo's cock.

Remember Half Life 3 guys?
it was worth the wait!
Can't wait for Portal 3 to tie everything in!

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>>383477524
Lan party nursing home. Someone indegogo this shit.

>>383480073
Our society today
>Jews and the loss of traditional values
>The arrival of the Jews and the migration of the Jew tribes
>Government corruption and political instability

It's like pottery.

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>>383481134
>Medical science lets you live to 200
>When you're 199 medical science lets you live to 300

I want to believe.

>>383473446
It would be their fault for being shitty parents. If they didn't wanted to end up in an asylum then they should have raisen their children properly.

>>383477710
>hypnosis
thanks mate.

>>383477524
Why are dementia jokes so funny?

>>383475903
>WW3 simulation being held on Earth
>Playing the earth campaing
>Not the martian campaing

>>383473446
My mom is pretty awesome so no

>>383480382
>60 years from now
>Nintendo

choose one.