meanwhile, at amish /v/

>>383467882
some form of incest most likely

>bunch of jaded no-fun-allowed neckbeards
regular /v/ IS amish /v/

The only difference is to normal /v/ is that amish don't have the technology to shitpost about games they didn't play.

Nay to videogames I say

Unga bunga rockstop

I say Abraham, nothing like a game of Farming Simulator after work eh?

>>383468297
A simu-what?

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>>383467882
>TFW you have a bigger beard than the amish that show up at the grocery store

>>383468297
What there Jed? You playing one of Satan's moving picture screens? Best repent for that friend.

>>383467882
"so how you all feel knowing we are contributing absolutely nothing to society or the advancement of the human race and instead consuming resources and reproducing?"

>>383467914
I can get on board with that. Best fetish.

>>383467882
Everyone ITT should be thrown out of the community for using heretical technologies

>>383468789
Fuck you they make good furniture.

>The village chiefs son drove around the town in secret in his fancy car again
>Keeps carrying some beeping devils contraption he calls a gameboy

Bless that boy hes lost in sin

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>>383467882

>fully clothed females are more hot than females in swimsuits

???

>>383468789
They're self sufficient which is more than you can say you fucking leech.

Whew... lads I raised two barns over on Ezekiel's farm. What should I do when I get home tonight?

>>383469000
And good taco seasoning.

>>383469282
I say get out the bagel and some butter and have sex with your wife.

>>383467882
Those bitches would look great bouncing up and down my BBC

>>383469472
Wrong thread, bud.

>>383469045
Its like beards on dudes; the more ubiquitous the less atractive

>>383468789
implying your miserable existence contributes anything to society or the ``advancement of the human race''

>>383469472
>>383469504
It actually isn't, I've seen a black amish dude. They're rare but they exist.

He might've been a mennonite for all I know.

>>383470451
mennonites typically don't do the plain dress thing. but also some amish call themselves mennonite because they're technically amish mennonite

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Post your gaming chairs.

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>>383469472

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post your setups

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I'm a girl AND I play games!

>>383470848
Heh...she could churn my butter, if you know what I mean.

>>383470848
>dem naughty forearms

>>383467882
I hate these primitive fucks one almost got me in a car accident in west pennsylvania they make driving out there a huge nuisance.

>pre-Christian names
>talk in dumbed down German
>eat bagels
>circumcised
>secluded from rest of the population
Are Amish the Jews of Christendom?

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Pick your faction. Kalona is for shitters.

>>383471653
Christians are the Jews of Christendom, retard. They even worship a fucking Jew.

>>383471982
Swartzentruber of course, I am not a pleb.

>>383472110
But Christians don't speak German.
Checkmate heathens.

>>383467914
But which form of it is best?
Father/Son of course

>>383472536
Anything but brother/sister and father/daughter is disgusting.

>>383472536
Mother/Father is pretty hot.

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>>383472940
>Mother/Father

>>383472940
You fucking sicko.

>>383471038
You want her to stir your ass with a stick?

I see families of amish periodically.
They're weird.

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*enters your village*

>>383470557
>>>/pol/

>>383471982
Schwartzentruber Herrenrasse reporting for fieldwork.

>>383473880
>>>/a/frica

God (the real one) I hate video games.

>>383467882
they look like jews

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Lets churn that butter

>>383471982
>anything but danner
I do declare, this threads full of pansies

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>>383467882
That Amish kid with a Vita playing Ar nosurge at church.