>that one kid who couldn't double-jump in PEit was me
>That one kid who b-hopped from home to school every day with no trouble
Carl always got to be on the early bird side
>That one kid who tried to speed run but glitched in the womb and activated the mom death cutscene 40 years early
>that kid who tried to cartridge tilt in class and fell into the floor and got his save corrupted
Poor kid
>That one kid who fell for the unbindall gag
Serves him right
>>383454667
>that kid who speed ran high school but forgot to break up with his underage GF before hittting level 18 so he got perma banned from from the non-prison levels
Man I miss you Ricky, you were always a mad man
>That one kid who no-clipped from class to class
between periods
>That one kid who had a male Gardevoir and was a-ok with it
He never really cared about gender in Pokemon anyways
>>383454860
>>383454860
Shit I knew a guy who fucked up his glitching and got stuck on a wall. They got him out but the dumbass kept trying to glitch between classes and disappeared one day. We assume he just glitched somewhere under the floor and no one bothered to look for him. Serves him right. Fool me twice.
>that one kid who one kid is fun
>that kid who used game genie codes during class and was caught by the teacher
>that one kid that had tank controls
I pray for him everyday
>That one kid who backwards long-jumped up the stairs every day
A wild guy, he was
>>383454414
>tfw grew up without dad and mom was addicted to dlc and wasted all our money on microtransactions so I could never afford double jumping lessons and no one cared enough to teach me
Is there no hope for me guys? Can a broke 30 year old learn to double jump this late in life in this age?
>that kid who waveshined a cop and got sent to prison
>that one white kid who used the unlimited ammo cheat
yet the racist cops arrested ME for using the invincibility cheat just because I'm black!!
>>383455163
>tfw this new generation takes 3d movement for granted
Back in my day it was learning the tank walk or staying behind. Kids these days have it too easy
>That kid who action replayed himself moon physics and accidentally jumped into the sun
R. I. P. Bobby, you shined greater than us all
>That one kid who tried to disrespect Mr. Ganon andgot away with it
Dude was playing with fucking fire right there
>>383455291
>yet the racist cops arrested ME for using the invincibility cheat just because I'm black!!
How would they know you were black if you were using your invisibility cheat right? Sounds to me like you're just trying to blame society for your lack of sneakiness
>That one kid who kept alerting the witch and got mauled for it finally
He had it coming
>>383455390
Suck it gramps, not my faulty your generation was too lazy to develop proper walking technology
>that kid who died
>>383455776
Eh, he has 98 more lives to go, he'll be fine
>that kid who alt-tabbed out of class accidentally and no one ever found him
>>383455813
>98 more lives to go
Jesus how do you guys afford such a high extra-lives insurance package? I cam barely afford to get 3 continues out of my insurance plan
>>383455957
We were very smart investing in Koopa shells and stairs
>that kid who friendly fired during dodgeball
Fuck you, Ricky!
>That one kid who only used the visual hacks for fun
Dude was a blast in Turf Wars class
>That kid who actived big head mode in the womb and tore his mom open
Why Jimmy
>that kid who never used his limit and glowed the entire year
fuck you
>>383456531
>That one kid who activated small head mode during class
Christ that was horrific but funny as hell
>>383455473
>The one kid who couldn't behave himself
>He got styled on in front of the entire class by Mr. Falcon
>He never came back to school
What a fucking magical day that was
>>383454852
Transformers taught me this is impossible due to the Romeo Juliet clause.
>>383457071
That loophole was patched when it happened to him
>that kid who picked up a can on a school field trip and got overburdened so we had to leave him behind
i'll never forget you steve
>>383455776
i wish that were me
>>383457445
You're telling me you don't have a belt in your closet?
>that kid who walked backwards in shallow water for too long and disappeared because as you know, there is no upper bound to speed on certain slopes
>that one kid who used aim-bot during dodgeball
>>383458382
He's still alive somewhere crusing the cosmos one qpu at a time anon
>that one kid who clipped behind a handrail and got stuck between it and the wall
Nuñez you daft galoot.
>>383454556
>that one kid that got vacced during the school carnival causing us to lose
never saw him again
>that kid who leveled STR instead of INT
>that kid who used hacks to give him infinite money but got arrested for laundering
Serves you right Rodriguez
>that kid who always used his summon dad spell when he got into a fight.
Fucking fight like a man you pussy.