Who would win?

>>383449978
Big Boss since he is Kojima's mary sue, who gets stronger each times he shows up.

>>383449978
Men are gross. They're sweaty and smelly.

>>383450215
That's the best part

>>383449978
Neither, they would just end up having sex

>>383449978
The homoerotism is strong with this pic

>>383450257
No it's not. Gays are literally mentally ill. How the fuck can you prefer a hairy sweaty disgusting man-ass over a warm and tight sweet pussy?

My erection.

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>>383450573
Hmm.. i don't see it

>>383450664
>Not wanting the dick
I bet you kiss girls, faggot!

>>383450664
You sound like you're genuinely autistic.

Also Hairy man ass > slimy fuck cave any day of the week.

>>383450768
Dicks are gross. They smell like shit and semen is literally stomach churning.

Yet you still clicked on this thread. that's funny, huh?

>>383450826
>go in without a condom
>stray hair enters dickhole
>die
Great job, fagget.

>>383450847
>Dicks are gross. They smell like shit and semen is literally stomach churning.
Just because you haven't mastered the fucking basics of hygiene doesn't mean everyone else's dick smells like yours.

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>>383450768
>>383450826
/v/ the cradle of homosexuality

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>>383450706
l-lewd

>>383450943
You've seen a pussy, right? In real life, they have hair

>>383450847

Talk about being brainwashed by the Feminist Elite, right here.

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>>383451057

>>383450943
I don't see how getting a hair in your dick hole causes you to die.

>>383451067
I wouldn't expect you to know this, but theres NO hair on the inside of a pussy. There is hair on a mans asscheeck, on the outside of they're asshole and sometimes they can even get inside they're asshole
t. Hairy asshole.

>>383451361
There's no hair on the inside of an asshole, retard.

>>383450706
When is the Banner coming out? I want my new husband

>>383451463
5:30 pm Japan time I believe.

>>383451361
Men do not have hair on the inside of their anus.
Nobody should need to tell you this. You should know this.

>>383450215
>This one guy obsessed with guy's hairy assholes
What a weirdo.

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>>383450215
haha. Image some hairy muscly guy sitting on your face with his sweaty butthole. So gross, haha.

>>383450826
A butthole isn't meant for fucking. It hurts when you enter it for a reason. It's also covered in poop.

A vagina doesn't compare.

>>383451450
>>383451575
I never said hair grows in your asshole retard. Just saying sometimes a hair can come out and slip between your cheek's.

>>383451928
They why straight guys so obsessed with anal?

>>383451928

It also hurts when you enter a vagina. Much like vaginas, assholes are disgusting when they aren't properly cleaned.

I'm not arguing that assholes aren't meant to be fucked, but your reasoning is stupid.

>>383450664
You queer...that sounds gay as fuck wanting pussy

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>>383450664
>hairy sweaty man-ass

>>383451928
>It hurts when you enter it for a reason
This gut gets it. Putting foreign objects in your anus (ESPECIALLY a penis) is fuckimg disgusting. Why would you even want that? Someone cums inside you, and then you, not being able to get it out, leave they're seamen there to grow and mutate from the molocules left behind by the poo. Causing intense ass sores and death. It's degenerate.

>>383450826
Waxed soft boipussy> warm velvet pussy>>>>>>>> jungle ass

fact.

>>383450664
https://youtu.be/5-C2kppcYaY?t=537

>>383451361
>ew assholes are icky and hairy
how old are you jesus christ

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>>383452938
>think about this for a second
>hit up the local boorus and searching "waxing_anus"
>0 results

oh great a fucking non-existent fetish, fuck you a lot

>>383453770
Not the poster, but I never got the appeal of rimming. Thats real fucking gross and would probably taste like shit.

but I haven't done it before so I wouldn't know

>>383453452
Where is she now? :(

>>383454319
It doesn't taste like anything. It's hot as fuck tho