GRIMOIRE is never coming out

It is coming out, your sapien brain just can't comprehend the non linear timeframe the creator is referring to.

>>383439851
Woah! Are those HAND PAINTED monster designs?!

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>>383439851
I asked this in the last thread, but what are some good Neanderthal games?

Legendary troll

He should update the steam page once every single day with more excuses.

>>383440319
Grimoire

Starting out Wizardry 1, at what point do characters start dying of old age, and is it common for it to happen?

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>>383439851

If GRIMORE is never coming out then how do you explain that kraken!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

>>383440621
just ignore all that little shit and look up a good starting party wizardry is a vastly over-complicated series with a narrow meta

RPGCodex is a fucking wasteland.

>>383440889
one of the only videogame forums not completely taken over by SJWs

>>383441062
It's just shit post central 99% of the time. You can't get a decent opinion of anything, just a bunch of manchildren crying that everything is either complete unplayable shit or shitposting about how jews are coming to get them.

>>383441876
Then how would you describe /v/ ?

At least it's not NeoGAF. It's like where shitposters go after they age out of GameFAQs.

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>Jan 26, 2013

Jesus christ

>>383442035
At least on /v/ people aren't acting like they're neanderthals slinging shit all the time.

I like how you've no actual defense for RPGCodex and instead you try and divert attention to a different site we weren't talking about.

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>>383439851
>forty six and a half minutes of forum screencaps

>>383442469
Because there aren't many active sites with large userbases.

It's basically this place, NeoGAF, and reddit.

And /v/ is basically all shitposting all the time. Is this your first day here? Console wars are the predominant topic of discussion here 2bh.

t. sape

>>383442469

The codex was good before Brofists were introduced. People started developing cults of personality and specifically posting memes/reaction gifs that would garner the most fists.

>>383440319

Donut Devil Lad

>>383440506
He will

>>383440214
yes by popcap

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wuts dis

I don't have enough on my plate, I check the store page for five minutes and now I have NASholes and Astrocucks piling on with the Schadenfreude high skipper brigade.

Truly an existential nightmare. It's about to end very shortly.

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literally never coming out

>>383446452
That's Cleve trolling you idiots.

The incline shall flood the land like a Tsunami and change the very fabric of reality!

If Cleve is such Neander-Sexual, why is he so fat? I thought Neanderthals ate only raw meat, peanuts and berries/vegetables.

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we're never gonna ride that turtle bros.

I tried to play Wizardry 7 while waiting for Grimoire to come out

>make a character
>roll stats for hours
>finally get a roll above a 10
>only 5 more characters to go after spending 2 hours on that single character
>fuck this, download a save editor
>only save editor that works doesnt let me modify stats
>uninstall game

i dont think this genre is for me, im not autistic enough

>>383448475
try Legend of Grimrock 1-2

>>383448475
Try Lands of Lore, no character creation at all

>>383448475
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

>>383448746

(god-tier VGA graphics and world-building too)

>>383448643
I blasted through Legends of Grimrock 2 3 times, and decided to try wiz 8 for a more through experience. Holy hell, even with the game speed hack the over world is just horrendous. I really want to keep playing it, but it took me an hour just to get through the town fights.

>>383440319
Prehistoric?

>>383439851
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1171
Is Cleve an SCP

>>383446636
He said in May that Steam already had the files.

>>383448475
You have to be legitimately retarded if you're seriously considering grimoire.

>>383450179
I never expected this kind of thing on SCP.

Why are you trying to summon /pol/?

>>383440319
Cro Mag Rally was legit fun. I remember you could easily edit stats and parametres; this one time I reduced the gravity to Moon levels and when you got hit by an explosive you'd get blown to the top of the skybox.

>>383450245
>He said in May that Steam already had the files.
It's a lie. How many times I need to repeat this, haven't you followed any of the threads? Learn to read and find the proof yourself. Don't believe anything what Cleve says.

>>383451080
B-but anon, it appeared on USgamer, it must be true!

>>383451080
I know it's a lie. I was just saying what he said. We should report the game to steam to get it removed. You can do so right on the game's page.

>>383451878
I'd rather it stays. Seeing people actually defend this game and the 20 years of delays on the discussion page is really amusing.

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>>383451878
I reported it already on Saturday. Everyone should just report it because it kinda bothers me this kind of trolling and lying goes on. Especially because there are probably still few people who have actually waited for the game for real.

>>383440808
I just want Cleve to do a full blown Let's Play of Grim-wah. The way he talks alone is just really funny.

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>>383441062

>>383441876
>You can't get a decent opinion of anything, just a bunch of manchildren crying that everything is either complete unplayable shit or shitposting about how jews are coming to get them.

https://youtu.be/3rirPLLYBys?t=40s

>>383447715
He ate way too much raw meat, peanuts and berries/vegetables then sat at his computer and not work on his game all day.

>>383442469
>At least on /v/ people aren't acting like they're neanderthals slinging shit all the time
I think we may be browsing different imageboards.

>>383440506
>tfw needs another 23 years to develop
Welp maybe we'll get the game when we're in the hospital bed?

>>383442304
Funny how the guy Cleve is shitting on was right. Just shows how much of a cuck he is.

He claimed the game was finished in 2005.

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People still believe...

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>>383453654
>tfw it won't be 2005 for another 30 years

Don't ask me what image file format we are using in Grimoire. I have to refer that one to my friend Joey Two-Tones Alphabet-Random-Fake-Name in the audience ... and I don't see him so I can't tell you. I've been working on Grimoire for 20 years but I don't know what image file format we are using. Something something whatever. Anyway I have to get back teh making teh game. I take offense at the suggestion that the Grimoire lander is just sitting on Devon's Island in Greenland taking fake pictures. That is offensive sir.

>>383440621
To prevent age, only stay at the stables for free; it regenerates magic points and levels up without aging. Thus the ideal strat is to have your priest exhaust his/her healing magic on the party before going to the stables to get magic points back.

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>>383440506
>using Steam

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>>383454652
Here he fantasizes about polygons too. All this contradicting bullshit really adds up. He should write a book instead and then register to psychiatric hospital.

>>383453654
Yes but just like the neanderthals he noticed an imperfection and redid the entire game again to fix it.

So I started noticing these threads in the last few days. From what I can gather this guy has been working on his game for like two fucking decades and refuses to release it. Is this some sort of elaborate troll or something?

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>>383454891
>Shit x 1

>>383455824
Most of his posts get a x 10+

>>383455752
No one knows, not even Cleve knows

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>>383455752
Fuck off sap, the work of a Neanderthal is too complex for our primitive brain. Find something else suitable for your plebeian palate before you go polluting these threads.

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Theoretically, if this game releases in the next millenium, what would your party be like?

Party planner is here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/s65dktw1by2s769/Grimoire%20Planner.xlsx?dl=0

Personally I'd go with 5 Wolfin Templars that start off as Clerics, 1 Rhattu thief for lockpicking purposes, 1 Duerendil Bard, and 1 Aerb Wizard

>>383441062
>>383452906

how roewur ne x2
acknowledge this user's agenda x1
:M x1
balanced x5

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>>383456239

>>383456172
Does that planner have something that shows you all the different spells/skills?

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My name is The Cleve,
So listen you dirty Sapes,
Grimoire is so great,
So now just stop your japes.

With Aerobs, And Humans, and even a Drow!
Six hundred hours or game paly to be found!

Just keep your eye,
On the Steam Page Store,
You've waited 20 Years,
What is 20 more?
Ha ha!

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>>383456239

>>383456172
Only acceptable party is 7 Human Warriors and One Barrow Jester. Because we must always make fun of the short guy.

>>383456558
No, you have to wait for the full release in 2030 for that

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>>383440808

>ridiculed as an elaborate hoax by Australians

>>383440808

How can someone look at this video and not suspect he's a troll

He's poking fun at the project in rather thinly veiled ways

I don't doubt it exists, it's too much trouble to fake an engine and assets for video like this (easier to just set it up), but it's pretty obvious he doesn't actually believe this is a superb, transformative CRPG

The next level of this troll is it actually comes out but it's barebones as fuck, and he then proceeds to shit on all the inferior sapes who can't appreciate its perfection

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>>383440889
RPG Codex seems alright, except the entire forum is unreadable 300 page threads. I don't have time for that shit, it's really hard to follow any of the discussion.

I believe in Cleve!

>>383454891

>10,000 polygons

That's like a PS2-era model

>>383440319
die in ice age

Silly sapes will NEVER EVER ride turtles!

>>383460942
can't you ride turtles in cube world? sure it's never getting finished but the alpha was released and has turtle riding.

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>>383460942
Are you sure about that?

>>383461416
>posts pic of two people by a turtle

ANON, I said RIDING a turtle, not BY a turtle!

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>>383461484
No biggie

>>383460942
Can't you do that in WoW?

>>383461659
that kid looks pretty neanderthalish to me though

>>383461659
100% tortoise
tortoises are to turtles as sapes are to thals

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>>383461801
Cleve pls

>>383461873
W-what is that man doing to that poor turtle?

>>383461873
nice

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>when a redditor joins codex

>>383461924
Rich white people stuff

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DON'T LET THEM WIN CLEVE!
HAVE THE LAST LAUGH ON MAX PHIPPS GRAVE!

>>383462216
Sapes will never understand the bond between a Thal and the animals in his domain.

>there are people on /v/ that unironically hate RPGCodex

This all started circa FO3. They were some of the early doubters of Todd/Shithesda's vision for Fallout and they were 100% right

They're a bunch angry neckbeards but they're like trout-sniffing dogs when it comes to RPGs. Literally all of the RPGs I've seen well recommended there ended up being great. I discovered Wiz 8 due to RPGCodex

>>383462383
>mfw Grimoire STILL hasn't released
Thals BTFO!

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>>383462917
>mfw forgot to add Max Phipps is drag pic

>>383462719
>>This all started circa FO3.
/v/ hates FO3, or at least pretends to.

I think Oblivion would be a bigger point of contestation. It's widely considered to be THE WORST GAEM EVAH on the Codex (worse than FO3 or Skyrim), and /v/ seems to love it recently.

>>383462383
>a 600 hour game written by this man

>>383463021

Well, yeah. Oblivion is worse than Fallout 3.

>>383463021
>and /v/ seems to love it recently.

Mods. Futa elves with massive dongs

The combat and actual roleplaying in Skyrime is so milquetoast, I'd be surprised if anyone with even a modicum of RPG experience could get excited over vanilla Skyrim

When will Valve remove Grimoire from the Steam Store and blacklist Cleve?

>>383463197

He was speaking about Oblivion, not Skyrim, but your comment applies perfectly to either. Mediocre RPGs with massive modability (and a community centered pretty much all on it)

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>>383463198
http://store.steampowered.com/app/632150/Codename_Agent_Cat/

Never because they are too incompetant to do background checks and let smelly russians put up games with stolen assets from mad max

>>383463198

He hasn't sold anything yet. He paid the Steam Direct fee to list the game

>When will Valve remove Grimoire from the Steam Store and blacklist Cleve?

Until he actually scams people, never

>>383463279
But this game actually exists unlike Grimoire.

>>383463279
>intellectual property
this idea must be abolished for true innovation to flourish

I'm surprised there isn't a Kiwifarms thread for Cleve yet

>>383463519
I hope there never will be. Last thing we need is a brigade of faggots calling up cleve and going "HUR HUR HUR GRIM WAH LMAO KANGAROO"

>>383457295
>in grimoire you can ride on turtles

lmfao this nigga

Looks good, I wish I had it in me to play these types of games.

>>383450179
The scp has a point though.

>>383456702
Hey mods, why in le fuck did you delete this post? There's literally nothing wrong with it what in durr plant is wrong with you?

>>383464543
They probably got one of those bans that also deletes everything you've posted

FUCK RPG CODEX!
sensuki you fucking little grognard bitch, you will pay

>call Cleve a fraud on the Steam forums
>get banned
wew

Do you really believe or hope that the game will ever be released? Be honest.

Is this some Ulillillia shit where he's personally rendering every tree in the game pixel by pixel or has this dude just been playing a 20-year con?

>>383464972
i believe it will
but i hope it doesnt

>>383464972

It will but it's gonna be nothing special

The ensuing drama of its dubious quality will be as funny as its tortuous history

>>383464972
It will be released this week

>>383464972
>>383465046
I doubt it will ever be released. But I really hope Cleve will finish it so we can all laugh at his shitty game.

>>383464972
I do want to play it but I doubt it will ever be released.

>>383465154
No it won't.

>>383464870
>sensuki you fucking little grognard bitch, you will pay
*Disengages behind you*

>>383465284
You can play the demo in the meantime

go back to your sape space faggot this games will be awesome unlike trolls such as you

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>>383463158
Reminder that Cleve called the cops on Phipps for pedestry and likely saved the lives of countless underage rentboys in Sydney alone. Phipps died broken and alone of AIDS soon after.

Don't know what this obsession about my family is but that's not what mentally healthy people keep repeating over and over again about a stranger on the internet. Kind of weird. Setting you to IGNORE because you're a creepy unwell person.

Testing those NPC notes one at a time in context (4 hours). Then must determine why USE is not converted to THROW in combat for some items. (Unknown at this time)Then one last pass all encounter groups/combat orders each monster. (Two hours) Then must run completion matrix on 6 remaining areas. (2 hours)

After that ... yep ... could be time.

>>383465785

P.S. Run splitter and repacker utility all monster frames to accommodate last minute fixes to stray pixels in some monsters and white noise where it was found. Not perfect in all monsters but good enough. (5 hours)

P.P.S. Seriously it is looking so damn good. Best I have ever seen it. I've never taken methamphetamines but I would bet you anything that a single 10 minute hit of Grimoire is 100x more addictive than Ice.

Grimoire will launch by the end of the week. Screencap this post.

>>383466463
Seriously I would bet within a week of Grimoire's release pages like this will be popping up all over the internet except with the word "Methamphetamines" replaced by "Extended Grimoire Play."

http://www.rehabs.com/explore/meth-before-and-after-drugs/infographic.php#.WWMl_sfoFsY

>>383465164
I am free to talk seriously but for that there has to be a serious post. That's why you're now set to [IGNORE.]

I think he is just affraid.
Worked so long on it and it still has bugs,but his pride cannot allow it to be a bad release.

Will there be a game guide on release?

>>383466068
>Not perfect in all monsters but good enough
What do you mean not perfect in all monsters? Go back and do them all properly.

>>383467048
What kind of casual you are that you want a game guide? Get out.

>>383467110
I want to make sure I experience all 600 hours of content.

It's a bittersweet feeling. I was interested in actually seeing what this game was going to be like, But the memes, and shenanigans that have developed from this have me laffin.

>>383466821
Shit like this is how I know you're never going to release it. You're a narcissist, but deep down you know that Grimoire won't live up to the hype you've built for it and releasing it would subject it to criticism you're not capable of dealing with.

>>383449743
you should really give Lords of Xulima a shot, its really fucking fun and hard.

>>383441876
>about how jews are coming to get them

>implying that's not true

Reptilians are far more dangerous than Saps

I've shaved off all my hair and have covered my face in ash. I kneel by the computer all day keening over a printout of Cleve's smug fat face. I've pissed and shit myself in abject despair and am too broken to clean myself. I can't get up or move anywhere. I can't keep any food or drink down, but I don't want to be conscious, so I've been butt-chugging bottles of gas station wine.

My boyfriend left me because I broke down and told him Grimoire was more important to me than he was. It's ok though. Cleve is a real man. Cleve will love me. I don't care if he has a big neanderthal head or a weird, lumpy body. I want him inside me, pumping away, propping himself up on my face with his hand, and when he cums in me I want us both to shriek "GRIMOIRE: HERALDS OF THE WINGED EXEMPLAR" in unison.

I will conceive a child. I won't name it because Cleve will let me play what he's made after I let him inside me. I will birth the child while I play Grimoire. It will fall out of me and I won't even notice. It will die some hours later, neglected and on the floor. My party should be level 20 at this point.

So don't you ever fucking tell me I don't have a life. Don't you ever tell me I don't have dreams.

>>383467532
10/10

>>383467532
At least give credit to the original author.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13398141

Who here still has faith?

>>383467532
honestly reads like something cleve would write

>>383467291
That was a post from RPG Codex and it's plain to anyone that's been following this for more than 5 minutes that the guy is just playing to the culture there. We already saw him dial back on this over-the-top character that he's been playing with the most recent Steam announcement.

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>>383454891
he was saying the same shit on usenet in the mid 90s

if i hadn't played the (incredibly shitty) old demo version, i would literally believe based on his severe mental illness and many, many conflicting statements than the "game" was 100% bluster and fake mspaint screenshots

>tfw i made this pic in 2009

>>383465623
pls no more clevequotes

>>383467865
Occam's razor dictates that Cleve's either releasing the game within the next week, or disappearing forever

>>383467926
That's a confidence trick that Cleve likes to use to rope in new suckers an fill old suckers with a glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe this is actually the real release of Grimoire. It's all a con.

>>383440319
Cro Mag Rally is the best video game I have ever played

>>383468140
that's not how occam's razor works

>>383440319
Horizon Zero Dawn (PC is a cute neand female)
Far Cry Primal (you play as a sape though)

>>383468280
t. sape

>>383468398
>Far Cry Primal (you play as a sape though)
DROPPED

>>383468280
occam was a neanderthal so what the fuck do you know

>>383463021

Other than the shitty level scaling, Oblivion is fine.

Knights of the Nine is god-tier too.

>>383468774
>fine
It's far from fine, but at least Shivering Isles has something groing for it.

>>383468701
Occam was a daedra from Elder Scrolls you fucking retard.

>>383467981
But this time it's different, because reasons.

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>yfw this comes out with denuvo

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Anyone got some pro strats on how to beat this bullshit?

Presuming the game is content complete, there's anywhere from $4,000 to $400,000 dollars he's missing out on from just releasing the damn thing...

(Presuming it sells a min of 100 and a Max of 10k.)

>>383470139
The only winning move is not to play.

>>383470139
Equip shit and attack

>>383470268
You're also assuming most of us won't buy it just to refund it. We can also backup the local files before we refund it.

>>383446636
>but when i woke up on saturday i realized

holy shit that child level of procrastination and planning

>friday night
No problem i'll finish it tomorrow
>saturday morning
Oh fuck

literally reminds me of school

>>383470441
Reading comprehension.

>>383440808
thought this bloke was australian why has he got an american accent?

>>383470139
You need more Aeorbs in your party to beat the Skinkasaur.

>>383470507
He moved there because of niggers. I'm not even joking.

>>383463723
the whole point of kiwifarms is to observe from a distance, they don't even harass cwc anymore

>>383470496
no you should know long before the day of if you are going to hit deadline or not, especially if you've been working on it for so long, you should be familiar at that point with it, i hope

bumping deadlines after you miss them is also pretty pathetic and middle school teir

>>383470507
American who moved to Australia to escape Blacks & Mexicans post-LA Riots.

>>383471081
And that has something to do with procrastination how?

SAPES

B
T
F
O

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post tfw when sapes were ETERNALLY and PERMANENTLY BTFO

>>383471280
he is procrastinating gauging how much more time he needs to put in to the project. Something any self-respecting developer would do before they begin working, to improve efficiency and stay honest with supporters.

how do you miss that?

>>383471715
Maybe he should done that 20 years ago

>>383471602
Please don't bully the sapes, they were born retarded

>>383471828
maybe he should do it again if he misses a milestone

I'm just curious when it will come out

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>>383471602

Why is sape so fun to say? I cannot stop saying it

>>383471715
>he is procrastinating gauging how much more time he needs to put in to the project

The guy is just a shitty planner. The "friday night/saturday morning" scenario you wrote was clearly implying that he was procrastinating working, not planning, which you're contradicting now. No need to bend over backwards to rationalize the mistake you've made.

>>383473812
No, it wasn't. You're seeing that because you want to be right. What clive originally said was sort of ambiguous as to which it was worse, planning or working, so i included both and left it ambiguous as well.

But we can both agree he plans and manages time like a 7 y/o with severe ADHD, probably a neanderthal thing .


>reading comprehension
thats ironic now

>>383474190
Your hypothetical scenario certainly wasn't ambiguous. The implication was clear. Just admit that you made a dumbass mistake and move on.

>>383474367
Uh, yeah it was, i know because i wrote it. There are two possible implications, making it ambiguous.

But sure you win idc this is the dumbest discussion i've had on 4chan in a long time.

Why does the game look, sound, and animate worse than Wizardry 7? Why would a retard caveman on the spectrum have any ability to write a narrative a tenth as compelling as Betrayal at Krondor? Why play this game at all?

>>383474852
Because this game doesn't have turns that take a whole fucking minute. Wizardry 7 is unplayable.

>>383475093
Grimoire is also unplayable.

Such a long time to wait for such a shitty looking game.

>>383473738
It's cause Cleve's real project is to spread Neanderthal awareness

>>383475221
Long time in sape years, maybe.

CLEVE BLAKEMORE'S ABOUT TO MAKE YOU HIS BITCH

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RELEASE THE FUCKING GAME

JUST RELEASE THE FUCKING GAME CLEVE

>>383440319
>cro-fag rally
>Thal

keking@urlyfe

Cleve is a prophet who will lead us into a new era of Neanderthalism, an era of enlightenment and prosperity.
Dirty sapes don't belong into this new era.

>redoing script few times
>redoing art few times
>redoing music few times
>trying to bugfix everything in a go
I just hope that no one ever mention about optimizing the game file size to him.

there
is
no
game

At this point Cleve has two options, release the game, whereupon it will be quickly forgotten, or allow it to become one of the greatest legends in human history. In 1000 years Grimoire could become the Holy Grail, the Golden Fleece. Entire mystery schools and cults could spring up in devotion.

>>383477687
Or he will be deemed retarded and everyone will forget about him.

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>>383477130
>"Its ready for release!"
>"Oooops! I just thought of this new feature that just has to be in the released product! see you in 5 years!"

>>383477687
>1000 years later Clive still posts about having some infinitesimal bug that he still has to fix.

Who else Demise: Ascension here?

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>>383439851
I'm not going to watch 45 minutes of fucking codex posts combined with god awful techno music

In Grimwah... you can wide tuwtwues

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What is he talking about?

>>383480615
>it's about to end very shortly
He's killing himself soon

>>383480615
>it's about to end very shortly
Grimwah or suicide, which is more likely?

>>383440319
Joe and Mac

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I CAN FEEL IT
IT'S ALMOST HERE

>>383480937
Grimoire confirmed for being better than meth.

>play classic CRPG dungeon crawler
>"hundreds of hours for a single playthrough"
>start game
>spends hours creating characters
>gameplay is painfully slow
>have to click through multiple excel-like spreadsheets to carry out one single action
>simplest battles against the weakest enemies take 5 to 10 minutes
>exploring one room or area takes a whole afternoon
>"Oldskool" CRPGfags will defend this
If these games had a normal game speed, they would be as long as modern RPGs.

>>383480728
Definitely suicide

>>383480937
>it's the best thing ever it's really great this has never existed before
Is Cleve Blackmoor the Donald Trump of video games?

>>383481280
send it to him on steam
you can delay the game another 2 years

I bet Grimoire got delayed because Cleve realized that he was using Windows 95 the whole time.

>>383481280
Why does reading Italian aloud give me the urge to wave my hands around?

>They were finished last night, been testing them all day. Almost complete. About 50 out of the 64 NPCs will record some information in your quest journal. This was an example of something so low priority but when the release date rolled up I realized had to be there. Nearly done with testing all of them. Adds immeasurable enjoyment to the finished product.
>About 50 out of the 64 NPCs will record some information in your quest journal.
>50 of the 64 NPCs

COLOSSAL GAME guys, THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF CONTENT!!!!

>>383481280
>smooth movement
>novice difficulty
>rare amount of monster
>journal hints on
>highlight keywords on
>being surprised about the error message
It's a casual filter.

>>383481280
For the demo I had to set compatibility to an older Windows to avoid issues on Windows 8. Windows 7 compatibility still gave me problems (fullscreen, specifically) but everything worked fine with Windows 95.

>>383481384
He mentioned in a post that he hasn't experienced the OS compatibility issues that plagued the demo ever since he upgraded the graphics library used by the game (Fastgraph).

>>383481336
Yes

>>383481263
Only the shitty ones work like that (Wizardry 6 and 7). Play Might and Magic 3 or 4+5.

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>>383481606
Yeah, but it has 250 maps

>>383481830
Can I play 4 and 5 separately or do I miss out and should play World of Xeen instead?

>>383478138
>Demise: Ascension
That was a good game. Played it through until post-game by which point it jumped the shark with "puzzles", IMHO.
Now Grimoire "superdemo" (which was free for download since 2012) I couldn't play more than 10 minutes. It's like the guy made scrapped together something from a broken Wiz7 prototype in 90's and never touched it ever since. Everything from itemization to UI to party control is, mildly put, garbage.

>have severe autism
>develop RPG with millions of stats, skills and items
>be distracted by every single detail and have to read through every letter and number that appears on screen
>600 hours
Even Skyrim would take hundreds of hours to finish if you had OCD and read through every text in the game and look for orthographic mistakes.

>>383482032
to be fair, Dorf Fort was composed with severe autism, and that turned out well.

Toady isn't completely insane though...

>>383482032
Sounds like the same arguments Kojima fanboys were making when people were saying Ground Zeroes only took two hours to get through.

>>383481870
>Grimoire has automap
What is this casual fucking shit?

>>383482324
>back in my day we used a chisel and hammer to carve the map into a stone tablet

>>383439851
we are all in this just for the meme

>>383482149
>creating a game where you can get attacked by a were-llama which infects your fortress and when you finally fight off against it turns out your home dwarven civilization has broken the NAP with the gobbos who quickly overrun you leaving handicapped dwarves with limbs cut out of them
which eventually rot and produce miasma because the whole fortress is on a tantrum because the recent events and won't dump the severed body parts
>not being a madman

Well at least Toady produced a good fucking game tho.

>>383481606
Yeah, this hit me too. 64 NPCs isn't all that much, even if all of them give you a quest.

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>>383482032
>tfw platform masters will never be finished

>>383482324
Automap is egregious but kinda forgivable, but autoheal and fucking autowalk? Those are just beyond the pale.

>>383481896
Play World of Xeen. It works out much better if you play it as one gigantic journey.

>>383482653
Not that guy, but I heard somewhere that playing them together makes everything too easy since you will be overleveled if you do all the dungeons. Is this true?

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What's a good easy dungeon crawler to play if I'm an ordinary sape? Wizardry 8 is kicking my ass 10 hours in and I think I'd prefer something more linear. Already played the Grimrock games and loved them.

>>383482858
Go play popamole you vile creature

>>383463497
If you're innovative, you don't need to steal assets.

>>383482858
Lands of Lore is pretty simple. Real time combat like Grimrock.

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>>383482858
Might&Magic 6-8 are fantastic. They're not exactly linear, but it's usually clear where you're meant to go next. The King's Field series is good too, if you don't mind real time combat.

>>383483010
He sounds Israeli

>>383482858
Might and Magic 6
If you go heavy on casters the beginning can be a bit difficult, but you can compensate by giving everyone bows and kiting a bit in the first dungeon and the first map.

Not anywhere as hard as Wizardry, and the whole game is pretty comfy. For starters the game doesn't start you locked in a dungeon with limited supplies like Wizardry 8.

>>383483010
I'm playing MM7 now.
The only thing my party doesn't have is Percetion, expert is the best I can do. Is spamming use on the walls enough to not miss secret stuff in dungeons? And wizard eye to spot obvious treasure-behind-wall spots, of course.

>>383481830
The fuck? Wizardry 6's combat doesn't take very long at all unless you're not using any spells and your melee suck ass at their job.

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>>383470086
>have to wait 30 years to pirate

>>383441876

If you honestly are trying to act like there's no good information or opinions here you're either a lying sack of shit or don't belong here.

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>>383482453
more like:
>the last group of migrants arriving to your fortress brought a breeding pair of cats with them and you accidentally missed this key fact
>the cats begin to multiply exponentially until your game progress grinds to a crawl with one frame update per minute because 99% of your cpu is used up to track cat movements, cat excrement, cat mood and cat body temperature
>your fortress must now be abandoned, you are saddened by this because you have almost created a functioning cheese production line with all the 13 steps needed to produce cheese

>$40

>>383484405
1$ for every year of development sounds about right

>>383484405
>not being grateful that he isn't charging you 100$

>>383481606
>50 of the 64 NPCs
To be fair, Monster Hunter games have like a dozen NPCs at most and only 1-3 ever give quests. And MH legitimately does have thousands of hours of content.

>>383439851
Will pirate, play for several hours and uninstall.

>>383484405
The game is easily worth at least $99.
Better be grateful you're getting it for $40, you dumb sape.

>>383485330

but anon how can you pirate something that doesn't exist?

>>383484405
There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

The game will suck you mentally into another dimension of win and excellence, no kidding. I warn unstable people against playing it at all. If it becomes that kind of obsession with the author - who should be long tired of it by now - you can imagine what elite fans RPGs will feel.

The game is special. I have supercharged it with awesomeness right down to the atomic level of every bit in the digital binary. $39.95 is very cheap once you have played the game for a short while.

>>383485691
shouldn't you be working on your game instead of shitposting?

>tfw just a sape

somebody should sent a doc to jim sterling. I would be funny to see these two fat fucks go at it.

>>383485641
Damn my bad.

I haven't even played the game and I'm already looking forward to the sequel.

where's my game monkey man

Reminder that he has been working on this game for 20 years, and he was just as insane back then.

His insanity is so old that Jagged Alliance 2 had an NPC that makes fun of him.

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>>383485968

>>383486063
kek

KEK

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>>383486063

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>>383485870
>inb4 he just said that the game is going to be released in NEVER EVER

>>383485968

holy shit, I thought that was a edit

>>383486158
is that about Sir Tech Canada?

>>383486158
>>383486063
NO FUCKING WAY

>>383486550
>>383487071
it's not that surprising, he was involved with Sir Tech back then

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>>383485870
Oh, just a bit of a delay. No worries then.

>>383487071
>>383486550
>>383487250
You don't really know the history? You should be careful. Every time Cleve gets "new release date" ready newfags go crazy. Every time there are new people who feed his insanity.

>>383481409
>Windows Vista
Fixed

>>383482543
It actually wont be

Ulillillia abandoned game design and now has a swimming passion.

>>383450179
That was great

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>>383485870

>>383446452
Cleve compares his game release to the challenger disaster. However, unlike his game, the challenger did manage to take off

Cleve has the attitude of a person with bipolarity.

In a nutshell: Grimoire will never be published!

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>>383490191

>>383490191
noice

>>383485870
>Hundreds of steam games have been delayed, missed their deadline or been delivered late
not by 20 years steve you neanderthal piece of shit

>>383454770
Steam's fine if you don't use it for everything