CAKE VS. NOT CAKE

>Anyone can make a cake. Only true artist can make ice cream
> 8 year olds make ice cream out of two plastic bags for science class.

Marina is a idiot

>>383437849
Not to mention we're in the age of ice cream machines.

Even minimum wage spics at McDonalds can make good looking ice cream.

>/v/
>not siding with sluts
How do you think Marie won the last Splatfest?

>>383438049
Callie is the slut though.

>Constantly brings up how she wants to go out with hot guys

Marie seems like more the passionate sort. Not so much old fashioned, but would want sex to be meaningful.

I picked cake because ice cream because is gonna be full of shitty scrubs that can't win a game for shit.

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>>383437943
They can't even be bothered to clean the ice cream machines later. Meanwhile yuppie hipsters open up bakeries in the ghetto so well, it makes all the blacks have to leave their neighborhood.

Cake master race

>>383437689
Cake is infinitely better.
You can even have ice cream cake if you want...
But why would you do that. Because cake is just so much better.

>>383438263
This guy gets it.

>Splatfests became reverse popularity contests after the x6 change to matches won
>Most popular team always lost up until the final two splatfests (which were global)

Ice Cream is going to have the most supporters, which means it's not only going to have the most inexperienced players, but it'll be harder for them to even find matches to play.

Team Cake is going to win as a result. Even though I prefer Marina, I went with Team Cake just so my team actually wins.

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>You still have to return your Splatfest T-shirts after the splatfest is over
>You literally can't show off to people that you were in earlier splatfests

Why is this allowed?

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>>383438535
>tfw you lost the battles but won the wars
winning the first splatfest, the first sponsored splatfest, and last splatfest are the most significant, the rest is just fluff.

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>>383438709
Hey, I think Marie is the superior waifu as well.

Still doesn't mean that going with the most popular team is a good choice.

Unless they drastically altered how results are determined (doubtful), then I don't see how Team Cake won't win.

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>>383438535
You this is a DEMO right? You won't get seashell or anything. Why the fuck would you pick the opposite just to """win"""

>>383437689

I don't disagree with you OP but ice cream is legitimately better than cake

My dick says Marina but my heart says Pearl. Either way I probably won't play since im going out of town.

You can pretty much get ice cream whenever you want, but cake is for special occasions.

>>383439302
Always follow your heart, anon. Pearl is pure.

>>383437689
why pick one when you have both at the same time with a ice cream cake?

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>>383437689
>Siding with worst girl

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>>383437849
I love how Marina says "infeliz" in spanish.
That word has a bad connotation in some cases/context and this is one of them.

>>383437689
For me it depends on a bunch of things.
If it's a hot day/night? Cake is pure shit by itself and ice cream will feel like liquid sex.
Is it cold as hell out? Ice cream becomes redundant
Clearly they actually go best together, but I'd have to lean slightly towards ice cream since homemade icecream is hypergod tier once you know what you're doing

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>>383439204
>Not wanting to win at video games
The fuck are you doing?

>>383439330
You can get cake whenever you want to.

It's as simple as
>Go to store
>Go to its bakery
>See cake
>Buy cake
>Enjoy cake

Again, I'm simply choosing cake because statistically, it's the winning choice.

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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

>>383437689
Ice Cream is 10 times better though, you know that as well as I do.

Enjoy the brain freezes ice cream fags.

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no matter the subject, I will always side with Marina, because Pearl is a fucking abomination

>>383439402
there's no actual cake in icecream cake. its just icecream in the shape of a cake.

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>Hear about Splatfest
>Think "that's stupid, there's ice cream cake, so why should I have to choose?"
>Start up demo
>Pearl and Marina bring up ice cream cake

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

>>383439747
then how about a blizzard with cake chunks in it?

>>383439576

Nigga thats a cake

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>decide to play the first game again
>after a year
>1st match
>moonrunes everywere
>10 seconds in and some fag from my team already ragequitted
>steamrolled
>change weapons
>play again
>moon fucking runes everywere
>10 seconds in and some fag from my team ragequits again
>lose like a bitch
>turn the wii u off
2 nukes weren't enough

>>383439302
Well with the Switch™, you won't have to worry. You can play on the go even out of town, the way it was meant to be played™.

>>383440000
>playing japanese games made by japanese companies that cater to a japanese audience
cool quads

>>383437849
It's much harder to make GOOD ice cream though. The ones you make from a bag is only a step up from a slushee.

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>>383439185
I started with going the ones I liked and noticed it was always Marie's selection. Then I just stuck with her for the rest of them. Those /ink/ threads were great back when it was extremely active and both sides were talking shit. I remember all the Calliefags talking shit during the final one only to lose in both popularity and win percentage

>>383437689
I went with cake because of Pearl.

I honestly don't get the appeal that Marina has. No, not because "LOL NIGGER XD", just her design and personality.

She's just too cutesy and girly. Pretty much the same reasons why I didn't like Callie.

Pearl may be a hideous monster in game, but she looks great in art (both official and fan made) and I love her personality. She's sassy, but at the same time, she also seems to really appreciate her fans and the support she gets from them.

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>>383438709
>tfw decepticons won
She truly is best girl

Cake is the superior choice
>Buy an Ice Cream
>Be rushed to finish it before it melts everywhere.
>If you want to save it for later you can't put it on the fridge, because it can turn more liquid, and if you put it in the freezer it will become ice, you have to change the whole fridge temperature affecting all the food inside.

>Buy Cake
>Get the option to eat it patiently to enjoy every bite you get from it.
>If you want to save it for later, just put it on the fridge and it will remain the same.

>>383437689
I went with ice cream because I think if less people routinely pick Pearl they might make her pretty.

>>383440753
>She's sassy, but at the same time, she also seems to really appreciate her fans and the support she gets from them.

I get the opposite impression from her, she seems really bratty and couldn't care less about her fans. She only barely acknowledges you if you at her through the window. Marina's really timid, but she still seems more genuine overall.

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>all these "eyezz cremm" simpletons that are actually defending frozen milk
just give up losers its literally scientifically proven people who eat cake are 300% smarter then people who eat ice cream

>>383441708

People tend to get the wrong impression with Pearl

Yes she is bratty but in a cool/sassy kind of way, when you look at her through the window she is faking being mad like

>What are you looking at?
>Joking you cool

Or at least that's the impression i gather and seems more fitting for an idol.

I chose ice cream because it's 110 degrees outside, and cake generally doesn't help me cool off.

Ice cream cake does, but that's semantics

>>383442325
What about cake-flavored ice cream?

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>>383439712
Bitch looks like an Accelgor.

>>383442325
>>383442621
disgusting, splat yourself my dude

Ice cream is just fake cake.
If given the choice between the original and the impostor I'd gladly take the original.

>>383439519
>in some cases
In all cases, nig. You try calling someone "un infeliz" and there's no context in which it isn't offensive.

>>383442742
Like with tits and asses

>>383442917
congratulations! you won!

Team aisu kariimu

I legit hate cake. I hate how bland it is and how shitty the icing is. Ice cream is man's greatest dessert.

>>383442742
>Ice cream is just fake cake.
I knew pearlfags were mentally retarded

>>383442991
Cool, do I win a cute brown loli?

>>383443128
you can have a this spoiled white one

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but what about

Ice cream cake

>>383439519
¿Are you nogs spiccing Taco version or Matador version español?

>>383442621
Not a fan, I'd prefer actual cake in that case.

>>383438203
Absolute delusions.
Marie is the undercover slut while Callie is the true sweetheart.

>>383443204
No one likes a fence sitter

I chose ice cream because moose tracks ice cream is fucking delicious.

>>383443368
>he says this as Callie is in the sewer, taking octoling dick in Splatoon 2
Okay

>>383443252

Does it matter? last time I checked "Infeliz" means "loser" in any of the two, at least in the context that Marina says it in.

>>383437689
Let me put it this way.

Ice Cream Cake is good. But cake flavored ice cream is just a bad idea.

Thus, ice cream improves cake, but cake doesn't improve ice cream.

So given ice cream + cake = +
And cake + ice cream = -

|ice cream| > |cake|

>>383444447
>Ice Cream Cake is good. But cake flavored ice cream is just a bad idea.

You've never had cheesecake ice cream have you?

>>383437689
I like cake more but Marina looks prettier because she doesn't have the ugly wide nose and puffy lips of real black people, and Pearl looks like a fucking albino goblin with brain problems.
Should I side based on the actual desserts or on the characters?

>>383444840
Baskin Robins had some today but I didn't really like it much. Just went with vanilla+very berry strawberry

>>383444447
>cake flavored ice cream is just a bad idea.
Birthday cake flavoured icecream is a favourite for a reason.

>>383444840
>>383445068
All ice cream cake is good. All traditional flavors.

But would carrot cake flavored ice cream taste good?

>>383444925
Follow your heart.

>>383445319
I can't decide if my heart would rather love cake or octopus

>>383437689
Cake would win in my opinion if it wasn't for the fact that delicious Rum Raisin exists.

>>383445378
Cake is bad for you, but Marina never made you fatter or clogged up your arteries or made you feel guilty because you ate a whole cake but you felt freaky bad that day and the cake made you feel better and it tasted good and it doesn't matter that you're fat and ugly real beauty comes from within

>>383437689
I really regret not doing the splatfests in Splatoon. I always just forgot about them or something and only participated in 2 of them. Didn't even participate in the last one.
I know it's stupid to regret something like that, but it feels like I missed out on something great.
Also Team Cake because Pearl is best girl. Thought I'd hate her when I saw the posts about her but she's much better in game.

>ice cream
>people rightfully look down on you for using sprinkles
>cake
>everyone slathers it in overly sweet frosting that overpowers the cake and no one says anything

Cake is for plebs. Ice cream for patricians

>>383438535
>just so my team actually wins.
ah so you're a faggot and a parasite

>>383439846
yeah that works

>>383445637
Marina made me feel guilty but I guess that's right, she didn't make me fat.
But cake is good
I guess I'll just go with the non goblin one

goblin slayer

>>383437689
A good cake is better than good ice cream, but bad ice cream is better than bad cake.

not a fucking pedo so i like marina

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THE CAKE WAS DELICIOUS

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>>383437689

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>>383439508
Marina > Infinite Power Gap > Marie > Callie > Infinite Power Gap > Pearl

>>383437689
Even if Marina wasn't the hottest thing to ever come out of Splatoon, Ice cream is infinitely better. Enjoy choking on your dessert without a glass of milk cake fags.

>>383447558
>drinking milk with your cake
nigga do you want to die of betus?

>>383439551
god this looks like a ps2 game next to
>>383439519

>>383437689
I'm picking neither because I'm not a fucking fat American

Ice Cream is much better than cake, making good cake has moderately high requirements but has a low skill ceiling meanwhile decent tasting ice cream is a dime a dozen and it has a much higher skill ceiling. It's just better than cake in almost all ways.

>>383441315
U idiot cake gets stale in the fridge

>>383438263
Nigga both sides are gonna be full of newfag scrubs. It's a free demo and tons of people who own the Switch never owned a Wii U, and therefore have no experience. Don't delude yourself.

At the highest levels cake can surpass ice cream, but usually ice cream is indeed better.

Going with team cake.

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Cheesecake > *

>>383448193
Shut the fuck up

>>383448197
You beautiful man of impeccable taste.

>>383448193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>383448197
cheesecake isnt really cake

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>>383448197
Cake doesn't deserve having cheesecake on its side. Cheesecake is too good to be anywhere near garbage case; especially cupcakes.

>>383448197
>The feeling when the crunchy crust meets the soft cream inside

>>383447721
I don't eat cake so no worries.

>>383439185
See you on the splattlefield, cunt. I'll tear you a new one.

>>383448497
Exactly, I'm placing it on a separate category above cake and ice cream. It's in its own domain.

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>>383448497
It isn't?

>>383448528
Cheesecake isn't cake anyways. It's a pie with cream cheese. cake is the bread part that is lacking from cheesecake, and that is precisely the reason that cheesecake is good.

>>383448497
It's a pie.

And pies aren't cakes faggots.

>>383448528
>Hating on cupcakes
Never post again

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>>383437849
>Only true artist can make ice cream

You can put ice cream on apple pie. You can't put cake on apple pie. The verdict has been made.

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brownies > cheesecake > ice cream > cake

>>383449038
Brownies are cakes.

>>383449038
Brownies are cakes, you moron.

>>383449038

Aren't brownies just cakes without frosting?

What about pies?

>>383449038
>Make chocolate cake with no frosting
>Call it something new

>>383449261
>american education

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>>383448197
Ever take one bite of something and have it go straight to your thighs? And then you blow up?

they should do a chocolate milk vs vanilla milk fight

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>>383448818
Speaking of pies, how about the true dessert showdown

Y'all are getting too techniqual about it. I'm all for ice cream simply because Mint chip is my favourite flavour and it's a better flavour on ice cream cone than on cake.

>>383448197
Anon, let's get married.

>>383449038
>make a cake
>forget to add yeast
>bake it
>WOW IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN CAKE HOLY SHIT

Nah, brownies are good and all, but cheesecake is still way above it, and a good cake will always be better than a brownie.

lmao @ ice creamfags.

>>383449397
strawberry milk vs banana milk

>>383449397
Chocolate would dominate
You have to do strawberry vs chocolate

FUDGE

Didn't realize so many Anon's liked cake. Does mommy bake you all special birthday cakes?

>>383449579
>adding yeast to cake

Cake is for fucking disgusting faggots. Only a literal fucking retard would eat it

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Cakes are ten times better than ice cream. I have no fucking idea why any one would think ice cream is superior. It's fucking ice cream.

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>>383447274
>WHEN EVERYONE'S SUPER
>no one is

>>383437689
Cake is delicious. You must eat it.

>>383449579
cake doesn't usually have yeast in it you idiot
it has more flour/leavening and less fat in it, which is why it has a different consistency

>>383449734
>Does your mother love you and make something instead of just buying it at the store

>>383449864
>American Education

>>383449864
>cake doesn't usually have yeast in it you idiot
Are you retarded

>>383437689
Ice cream every day.

>>383449734
Orphans not allowed here

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Nobody enjoys a shitty cake but everyone enjoys even the shittiest ice cream.

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>>383449864
>>383449767
>americans are so used to bake using only self-raising flour that they don't know that cake can be made using yeast

I see...

>>383450175
American Education everyone

You can tell that everyone that hated cakes is a poorfag that could only buy the cheapest of cakes.

>>383450293
So Americans

LE CAKE IS A LIE XD

Obviously cake. When you have "cake and ice cream" it's not "ice cream and cake." Cake gets first billing on the ticket, so it's obviously better.

>>383450393
>American humour

>>383443640
>as opposed to Marie sucking dicks downtown because she's out of a job

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>>383450293
This.
The most expensive dessert is a cake.

>>383450175
yeah i'm a stupid american. i want to bake a yeasted cake now, any particular recipes?

>>383449807
Don't bring cupcakes to the conversation, please. It will only make things worse for us, cakebros

>>383449807
>manlet cake
Get out

>>383449448
That's actually pretty hard.

I'd probably give it to pies though. Crust on pies is usually better than the crust on tarts.

>>383450461
Your retarded American mind wouldn't be able to handle it
Americans everyone

>>383437689
Splatoon is a bad game

>>383439858
FUCK YOU

>>383449290
>>383449904
>>383450175
>>383450228
>>383450461
OBSESSED

>>383449290
>>383449904
>>383450175
>>383450332
>>383450434
>>383450561
You have an unhealthy obsession with America. You'd legitimately be better off with cake or ice cream.

>>383450717
>American Humour

>>383450443
>fondant and gold leaf
it's shit

>>383450443
>Falling for the cake jew
good

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>>383450461
http://www.food.com/recipe/lemon-yeast-cake-from-king-arthur-478124
http://redstaryeast.com/chocolate-yeast-cake/
http://thecarboholic.com/2014/01/21/my-favorite-recipe-of-all-time-yeasted-coffee-cake/
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-yeast-cake
https://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/35362/making-simple-light-cake-with-yeast
And last but not least: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=yeast+cake+recipe

Here, have some. Have fun, my good anon

>>383450759
Fondont is the main reason I can't vote for cakes.

>>383437689
True patrician choice? Not letting a fucking jailbait sea creature influence your choices in a Splatfest.

Ice cream is also better than cake. Especially in this weather.

>>383450891
>American weather
lol

>>383450853
i'm a little disappointed that those are all recipes that can be made without yeast, but that coffee cake looks pretty cash. i'll give it a shot! thanks for the spoonfeed

>>383450175
>using yeast in cake
>wanting your little yeast bros to gorge on the shit ton of sugar and become fat shits

>>383450443
DUDE LETS JUST STICK (((DIAMONDS))) IN IT SO WE HAVE AN EXPENSIVE CAKE LMAO

>>383451053
>american education

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>>383451053
Yes, that's how they do it.

>>383451257
>american dessert
fat pieces of shit

>>383439576
I think we can all agree that pie is the superior and most versatile dish compared to cakes and icecream
>can be savoury of sweet
>make be made smaller and more portable
>delicious pie crust

>>383450443
>he doesn't use molecular biology and biochemical methods to synthesize thousands of dollars worth lactose/fatty acids/proteins (on the level of micrograms to milligrams) to make the most expensive ice cream

pleb

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>>383451295
Yup.

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>>383450443
I can't understand how can people even consider adding fondant to their precious cake. Even worse that the so called "Cake Boss" uses it to death, but it always look like shit and taste like shit, it brings nothing good to your cake other than a layer that protects it and you have to take out before eating, since it doesn't even taste remotely good.

Fuck this shit, stick to naked cakes if you want to make it so fancy that badly

>>383451304
>americans arguing over cake and pie and ice creame
holy fuck you guys are actually this fucking stupid

Mint Choc Chip ice cream Milkshakes win it for me.

>that one lonely man attempting to force a meme ITT

>>383451380
>average american snack
jesus fuck you guys

There's an unhealthy obsession with America in this thread.

twitchtv/jenbear92

>>383450885
This. Fondant and frosting ruin cakes, I have no idea how it became expected for that shit to be on cakes. Its like putting sprinkles on good ice cream or ketchup on a steak

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>>383450443

N-nothing says tasty like a thick layer of play dough like Icing with Color Additve FD&C Red No. 3, big chunks of hard sugar shaped like diamonds, a thick mound of cake drier than the Sahara desert stuffed between stale bread, and tastless gold leaflets for that extra 0 on the price tag... t-thanks.

>>383451483
That's in Dubai.

>>383451558
So an average american meal

>>383451304
Tarts>pies>>>>>>>ice cream>cake

>>383451381
I agree entirely. One good-tasting, decent-quality buttercream cake is worth 10 pretty fondant ones.

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>tfw cake is better than ice cream but Marina is better than Pearl

>>383451539
Frosting is fine in moderation.
Same with sprinkles. Globing the entire bit of ice cream with sprinkles will kill it, but some in moderation will go a long way.

>>383451662
>Frosting is fine in moderation.
A tub a day is not moderation you retarded american

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>>383449820
>>383447274
I fucking love these

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>>383451662
Sprinkles ruin ice cream, period.

>>383451597

Sure I guess? I mean, if it was shaped like a Burger that would make more sense. Cake Burgers are a thing. With all the uneccesary razzle dazzle it seems more french/british than american.

But that's for a /ck/ thread. On the /ck/ board.

>>383449129
>>383449176
>>383449232
>>383449261

Brownies are closer to cookies than cake.

>>383451869
Well if you americans would stop adding sprinkles to everything this wouldn't be an issue

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Ice cream literally goes with every other dessert known to man, you can't eat cake and pie but you can have ice cream and pie.

>>383451901

That's debatable. They could be considered a very flat cake or one used for a cake roll.

>>383452018
>american education

>>383451901
Since they're made with a batter and poured into a pan, I would consider them closer to a cake.

>>383452098
To an american, it doesn't matter

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>>383452062
>Anon has never heard of A la mode

>>383452224
>adding ice cream
truly americas greatest invention

>>383452269
>Actually negatively criticizing the best thing to happen to pie

>>383452547
Looks like pig slop
So perfect for an american!

>>383452590
If that's pig slop cake must be rat shit

>>383452685
unlke what you americans call food, i actually eat real food

>>383452737
Something tells me you eat American food.

>>383452737
as an american i would hardly consider desserts (or candy) food

>>383452737
>>383452819
>shitposted so fast he replied to the wrong post
Pffffchchchchch

>>383452590
You've never had apple pie? No wonder you're bitter.

>>383452819
you're right, americans consider it part of their retarded food triangle

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>>383448197

>>383452737
Let me guess, you eat Haggis?

>>383453171
I'm not one of those fucking retarded scotts

>>383452737
Muhammed's cum is not food

>>383453304
shut the fuck up

>>383452737
>this anon's life is so fucking empty and pathetic that he resorts to food elitism
Consider suicide.

>>383453743
>entire thread is shitting on americans
>americans take it in good jest and throw some banter back
>"sh-shut the fuck up"
Europoors can't handle the banter, confirmed.

>>383453743
SSSSSSSSSSALT

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#TeamRock

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20170715T17&p0=538&msg=SPLATOON+2+ROCK+VS+POP&font=cursive

>>383448847
Cupcakes are the Amerifat's poor cousin to the muffin.

>>383455361
Cupcakes are just small cakes, you hooligan.

>>383453743
Muhammed's cum is not food.

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>>383449038
>he doesn't snort pure cocoa powder
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/snorting-chocolate-powder-coco-loko-energy-buzz-legal-drug-free-caffeine-guarana-ginko-biloba-a7827111.html

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ICE CREAM IS FOR FAGGOTS

I love cake, but hate icing. I like chocolate, but can't stand brownies or fudge. Nearly every icing I've tasted on (cup)cakes usually make me sick after one bite unless I scrape off 90% of it, and people love just destroying cupcakes with it, but I can down half a tub of ice cream like nobody's business. So I'm going to have to default to Ice Cream.

>>383447274
FREEZIEPOOOOOOOOP

>>383455167
DEATH TO ALL BUT METAL!

>>383449734
Yes actually

It's delicious

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>>383455167
>Pearl is worst girl but has best taste
It's not fair

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>>383456431
Hime is best girl with best attitude and best taste and she will win the final splatfest in 2019.

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>Like cake, but Pearl is the mascot for it

I honestly don't know anyone who prefers cake over ice cream

>>383449734
my sister is great at baking

why do people put whip cream on a cake? is it just an American thing?

>>383457553
nobody does that, that's disgusting
I've seen whipped cream on pies but never on cake

>>383457553

I've never seen that happen ever. People like to put custard in the center though. and write words in a jelly like substance on top.

>>383448804
why does nobody make a cheesecake that has a cake base rather than crumbs?

>>383457553
you use it to make palatable the cakes you fucked up the baking of that ended up too dry. the heat of the cake melts the cream and allows it to seep through, re-moistening it and replacing the diminished sweetness

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>>383456431
I'd take pop any day though.