What ever happened to John Fucking Numbers?

>>383437219
he awaits on Mt Letters to challenge his successor

he plays Smash 4 / Smash M but is really really bad lmao

he transcended mortal form

Former top Nintendo level designer. Demoted to mail room for making levels that would challenge pros.

He's trying to figure out what to do with the gender he stole

>>383437219
He ascendant mortality.

>>383437872
unironically this

He sacrificed speedrunners masculinity to join the god hand

Where did John Numbers even come from?

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Narci's still dripping him out.

>>383438232
didn't xhe actually say john was the reason why zhe transitioned

>>383438510
Yes, however it was not explicitly stated, though it was heavily implied.

>>383438596
Got any vid where szcxhe says this?

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He destroyed Cosmo and went back to his rightful place in God's right seat.

>>383438596
>>383438643
I'm doubting until I see any source

>>383437219
Literally who?

>>383438862
JOHN

>>383438862
Log off

It was the equivalent of a fundraiser event, idk why you all seem to think cosmo cared about it as much as you think he did.
Unless this is all just a meme, I only remember it being an extremely casual event and nothing more.

>>383438972
FUCKING

>>383439028
NUMBERS

>>383437219
The dude goes to Smash events and mains Wii Fit Trainer.

>agdq thread
>after the fucking event
>just to shit on trannies
>when they had an entire fucking week to shit on them 24/7

>thread gets deleted
>memepost starting it all over again
even if summerfags arent a thing, between this, e3 and holiday speculation, summer is fucking trash

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>>383437219
John would have made a more passable tranny than cosmo
look at those lips

>>383439125
wtf are you going on about, fag

>>383439028
VIDEO

>>383439096
is wii fit trainer still janky as fuck? I remember watching him play her and it was fucking mindblowing

>>383439028
COSMO

>>383439028
CENA

>>383439028
NORMIES

>>383438760
I wanna see it too. Someone mentioned this earlier

Red pill me on Narcissa /v/

he did his job
he exposed that faggot

>>383437219
SUPER SAIYAN LEGEND

>>383439318
NARCISSA

>>383439306
iirc her hitboxes were fixed up if that's what you mean

if you meant her general gameplay, she has some tricky setup stuff but she's too weak to capitalize most of the time

>>383439096
>>383437663
That's incredible
What a John Fucking Numbers thing to do

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post the video when he destroyed cosmo

You think Cosmo faps to John Fucking Numbers?

>>383437219
He transitioned and did a pretty good speedrun of BOTW at this year's GDQ.

>>383439140
>you will never wake up to those lips kissing your penis
Kill me now.

>>383439028
GAMESTOP

>>383439963
>He transitioned
I don't think he made it all the way through the transition cause it just straight up looked like a dude in an ugly dress.

>>383439754
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrsteFpwgBo&t
Cosmo destruction starts somewhere in the latter half
Enjoy, friend

Anyone have that John Numbers copy pasta? Always makes me laugh.

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IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CAN'T DO?

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>>383440378
He seems like such a nice guy too

>>383440378
Be a woman.

>>383440378
Has Cosmo, or any other speedrunner, ever ended up there?

>>383440378
Can he fuck Narcissa into a cis woman with good teeth? I doubt it.

>>383440653
Cosmo is in the Guinness World Record for Most Degenerate Human Being and Biggest Gap Toof Ever.

>Narcissa transitioned in the hopes of getting literally fucked by John Numbers

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>>383437986
I hope he turned the mail room into a death course.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Numbers
>John Goldberg

>>383439028
HELL

>>383441134
Based

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>>383438134
>Goldberg received television coverage on Disney XD
>XD

>Cosmo literally crying on live TV

Was this real?

>>383441134
looks like it was his plan all along to face off against cosmo

who knows, maybe he's behind him losing his OoT record too

>>383437219
Word is, "Narcissa" became what she is because of Numbers. Said it was a huge humiliation to lose to some literally who and be denied the first prize from Miyamoto himself.
"Narcissa", no joke, gets off on that humiliation. Fantasizes about Numbers, what it would be like to be fucked into submission by him, to be degraded and humiliated once more.

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>>383441420
>this actually sounds plausible

>>383441420
>speaking like a Cormac McCarthy character to avoid using a pronoun and getting yelled at by 4chan meanies

By gum, you're pathetic

>>383441976
But I used a pronoun anyway.

>>383440340
>Miyamoto didn't fake Cosmo out on the handshake and slick his hair back.

He's a bigger man than me.

>>383441976
>"Narcissa" became what she
>she

>>383441420
>You'll never humiliate someone so hard that they undergo mtf and dream about you humilating them sexually again and again.
John should just allow Cosmo to live under his bed as his sissy slave just like that one Anon did in that screencap.

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>>383440340
>Miyamoto hands John Numbers a signed 3DS, crowning him the champion.
>Hands Cosmo a signed PS Vita, crowning him the biggest loser.

>>383439028
LEAF

>>383441976
>can't read
>calls others pathetic

Just leave the thread in shame, cuck

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>>383439323

BLLLLLBRAAP A DOOOO

>>383440340
>21:56
That dead weight arm

>>383442241
What the fuck is the story here

>>383441310
He streamed himself crying because he hooked up with another tranny camwhore streamer who left after denying him hot tranny lesbo sex.

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ohhh boyyyyyss... *flutters eyelashes*

>>383439427
Cosmo v John Fucking Numbers were the finalists during the special revival of the Nintendo World Championship in 2014? 2015?

Cosmo was humiliated in front of millions of viewers when he showed that he couldn't do a fucking wall jump in Mario Maker, no matter how hard he tried. Wasn't even a competition, he was BTFO by John so hard he was forced to change his identity and gender to hide the shame

>>383442609
Oh really? I thought it was on TV.

That's even funnier.

>>383437219
he grew up

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>>383442641
YAMEROOOO

>>383442609
>hot tranny lesbo sex
Please don't use these words together ever again

>>383442609
Cosmo got dumped already?

>>383442641
FUCKKKKK

>>383440619
I knew him a few years ago, he was actually really cool

>>383440653
There was a video game specific edition from like 2008 that had a speedrunning section.

>>383442687
>king autist speedrunner capable of frame perfect inputs defeated by a normie who has moved on from video games
walljumps are hard bro

>>383442641
MUH DIIIIIIIIIICK

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>>383442641
stahp

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>You will never see Cosmo and CWC hook up on live stream

I want it to happen.

>>383442641
NOOOOOOOO

>>383437219
The last guy he beat was so upset that he cut his dick off. Isn't that enough for you?

>>383437219
He completed his mission
He's gone home

>>383439963
>5 minutes behind amiboless world record while using amibos
It was shit, don't even pretend