THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

>>383437182
I fucking miss this guy as the one guard in the entire game.
Skyrim had a few different voices for guards, but none of them gave as much of a shit as this guy did.

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Wha-- what did you say? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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>>383437182
>Bought GOTY edition on sale
>Make sweet ass Sneaky Breton magical assasin because I enjoy broken mechanics
>Deadly reflex makes Melee fighting a big nono
>Fucking loving it, massive nostalgia rush
>mfw I suddenly run out of lockpicks
>Don't want to waste magicka with ridiculously expensive Open Lock spells because Atronach Sign
>Lose all motivation to play
Can't wait to get dat sweet ass skelington key and finally be over this bullshit

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>>383437182
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW.

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>when the pretty ones only want to try and kill you

Wanna replay this game, but remember how boring a melee build is.

Might go with the witch hunter build.

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>best magic school is tied with most useless stat

>>383437664
>suddenly run out of lockpicks

How is that even possible? Don't the thieves guild sell em for cheap?

>>383437182
>steal some items on a house, villager saw me.
>run away.
>go to a city
>guard arrest me because they know i'm a thief.
>nice game
>uninstall

>>383437942
The what

>>383438128
conjuration?

>>383438202
I had like and lost them during a Dark Brotherhood quest. I don't bother with the thieves guild because iirc its questline is absolute shit. Even then, the minigame is just terrible.

>>383438669

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Witchhunter

>>383437798
>parents get murdered as a child
>you and your older brother are all on your own
>he teaches you how to fight and survive
>you both have to resort to horrible things to get food and cloths
>eventually your brother falls ill and dies
>since killing is all you know you join up with a bandit clan
>eventually what you are doing starts to get to you
>you say ok just one last score and I will take all the loot/gold I saved up in my secret stash
>and use it to open up a jewelry shop just like mother and father
>this chump should be nothing to worry about
>that dagger went right through my kidey
>why am I so cold why am I so cold
>I guess this is it
>I wonder will I go to the same place as mother and father

>>383438780

Illusion

>>383438798
The Thieves Guild is fucking baller, m8 what are you on about?

>>383438798
>its questline is absolute shit

Wrong

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I can never decide what class to play as. I always end up being some weird light armor wearing guy with a melee weapon who sneaks sometimes

>>383438824
You are awful for posting this.
And then I remember skyrims bullshit of "I yield, I yield" and then five seconds later they come limping after you.
For all the shit Undertale rightfully gets, being able to actually spare people is fucking notable, for some damn reason I don't know how.

>>383438951
>>383439281
>Want to start having fun and completing wacky ass sidequests
>Umm no sweetie I don't trust you, you'll have to steal and sell 50 golds worth of stuff.
>Did I tell you you'll have to do this every time you actually want to have a fun quest?
>The Mask you get at the end is fucking useless unless you're a scrub
Thats not my definition of baller, anon.

WHY
WON'T
YOU
DIE

>>383439335
Glad I'm not alone.
>build so poorly that fights are difficult even with the difficulty way down

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>>383439335

>light armor

>[refuse arrest]

THEN YOU SHALL PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

>>383439542
HAAAAAARGHBBBLL

>>383437664
How? You literally trip over them everywhere, and picking locks is not particularly difficult

>>383439335
100% describes what my dad does

>>383439692
And?

>>383437182

WHY....WON'T...YOU..DIE!!!!!!!!

>>383439510
>Did I tell you you'll have to do this every time you actually want to have a fun quest
>first time it tells you to steal shit
>break into magic store in imperial city and steal 3 prices of magic armor and clothing worth a few thousand gold
>never have to steal again

Wow that was hard

>>383439818

>in a game where you can move fast as fuck in heavy armor


Light armor is useless.

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You sleep rather soundly for a murderer....

>>383439542
>>383439848

Come on now, there is no need to get violent!
Yarr!!

>>383439919
Why would I roam around the wilderness in heavy armor? I don't care for min-maxing bullshit, I want immersion

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>>383439816
What's it like having a dad?

>>383439980

Because you barely fight outdoors in this game. All you run time are animals. Most fights are indoors. There's nothing immersion breaking about heavy armor.

>>383437182
Pay Fine
>"I was hoping you'd be resisting arrest
Reist Arres
>"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE"

>>383440020
Bretty gud, one of my favorite memories is when he taught me to build a PC when I was 12

>>383439335
You should always do custom class, and it should always be what you have the most trouble leveling.
Because fuck leveling one-handed and smithing

>>383439874
That ain't the point you goddamn bastard. Stealing shit as an obligation ain't fuckin fun and I sure as shit ain't wasnting my heckin time slogging through unfun bullshit just so some dumb nigger in leather armor tells me he wants me to sell more stolen forks and spoons from some Hard locked house because I haven't earned the privilege to earn a shitty fucking useless goddamn mask
was it so fucking hard to get that shit out of the game, Todd?

>>383437784

Does Todd know about these vids? He needs an easter egg NPC in the next TES

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NICE MACE FAGGOT

>>383439980
you're the stuff of heroes, they do that kind of shit all the time.

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>>383440412
NICE WAND FAGGOT

>>383439335
>>383439692
>>383439919
>>383439980
>>383440426
>Wearing armor at all
>Not leveling alteration
Why wear some chunk of metal or shitty animal over you when you can use magic, you fuckin retards?

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I've done it!

>>383440726

Because it costs MP and is on a timer?

Why not both?

>>383439980
>>383439919
The actual reason to use light armour is that you'll hit the 85% cap anyway by the late game, or even earlier if you find a few items with (frost/fire/shock) shield on them.

>>383440371
>you actually have to act like a thief to level up in the thieves guild
yes, and? I fucking WISH skyrim kept that mechanic (as well as any quality writers)

>>383440765
>Muh magicka
>Muh timer
>Implying I can't wreck every enemies shit in less than 30 seconds with custom made destruction + Illusion spells
>Being a melee babby

>>383438817

Best non-custom build in the game.

>>383440371
Then don't be a thief if you don't want to steal stuff faggot.

Looking for rich houses with nice shit to steal and having to actually put effort into sneaking and not getting caught is fuckin rad.

That guy at the start who wants you to find the Aleid statues was one of the best people to rob

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>>383437271
Wes Johnson, come back to us!

>>383440371
>join dark brotherhood
>guy tells me I HAVE to murder somebody
>can't fucking progress the quest until I kill him
wow shit game todd

>>383440891
>>383441237
>>383441383
>I think that selling shit is fun!
I don't have a problem with breaking into people's houses, but if its just to go to sell it somewhere else then whats the fucking point? At least let me get something out of it, or give me the option to help some beggars or give those boring slogs an actual reason to exist instead of just being filler to make the questline fell longer. If those bits have no weight in the questline then why make them obligatory? Just give me the option to sell my stolen shit on the side and let me have fun.

>>383441868
you get the gold from selling it, you level up in the thieves guild and you get to act like a goddamn thief you autist

>>383441868
>but if its just to go to sell it somewhere else then whats the fucking point?
the point is to go sell it numbnuts. To check out different houses and see what you can find. This is especially entertaining in the Imperial City because there are lots of optional buildings with quality stuff in them.
You come to an open-world RPG and complain that the game gives you an open-ended objective instead of spoonfeeding you exactly where to go and what to do for your next epic cinematic moment.

>>383441868
>At least let me get something out of it

You mean like the 5k gold you easily make progressing from fence to fence?

When you get to the end it becomes crazy easy to make tens of thousand off of stolen shit from the fences

>>383442165
>You get the gold from selling it
Literally negligible
>You level up
Why not make it through quests like in the fun guilds?
>you get to act like a goddamn thief
I already do by playing the quests and stealing shit whenever I want. Why must the game force me to steal when I just want to play some goofy sidequests? Why does this shittily applied immersion tool get in the way of me having fun?
>You Autist
RUDE

>>383442265
>the point is to go sell it
Exactly. No weight on the questline whatsoever. Its pure padding. Why is it forced on me?
>You come to an open-world RPG and complain that the game gives you an open-ended objective instead of spoonfeeding you exactly where to go
If that's what you get from my complaints then you need to work on your reading comprehension

>>383442270
You mean the 5K gold I could have made just as easily without being forced by the game to do it?