You must choose.

>Not wanting Gregor to be on the other team so that you both end up battling it out against eachother while the rest of your respective teams have their idiot fest somewhere irrelevant

Not a real gamer.

>>383435040
Blue team.
I don't ever want to be affiliated with bronyfaggots in any way.

Why the fuck would Gregor team stack you stupid shit

Blue seems to be the better one, provided that they take the game seriously and don't try to constantly beta orbit around the girl.

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>>383435040
spectator

>>383435582
Tbh Blue team sound like a bunch of people with 'ironic' names that are probably halfway good at vidya anyway.

Random

>>383435040
Blue team to see if Lister and Jessicakes are actually related, and to see what I can get out of them.

Fuck Bronies.

>>383435040
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
Easy answer

>>383435040
>red
>fucking atrocious but ripnroarin is a saving grace
>blu
>all moderately horrible but no sane man

Shit man why you do this

>>383435040
Red team

People who Ive played with that are high are good
MLG, probably very good
MLP, faggot but they have no lives and dedicate themselves to 1 game
Splitscreen fags are always bad
Comedic name so he's probably good

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Blue team easy.

>>383435040
>not teaming with Mister Lister the Sister Fister

>>383435518
>choosing 9gagers and furries over bronies
dude kys

>>383435582
>BR
>Girl
>9gag
>Naruto
Blue team is just a worse version of the red one.

>>383435040
I choose to leave the server

Actually the real question is what we're playing? A FPS, MOBA, MMORPG, c'mon dude tell me what we're doing.

>Alt-F4
>Delete Local Content

>>383435040
>Red team has someone playing split-screen at a friends place
Odds are they blow, and I don't need two people handicapped for vision. Blue it is.

Red is probably the better team if the console fucks aren't complete dead weight, but Lister is the coolest guy on either team

>>383435841
>thinking this is even a choice
back to >>>/mlp/

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>>383435040
Blue team.

The BR might have terrible ping but let's not forget that a BR did help /v/ beat R*ddit in Tribes.

Mister Lister is an average player

The Gaia guy must be seasoned. Because who uses Gaia anymore?

Furries are autisticly good.

The 9GAG player is probably someone being ironic.

>>383435885
>implying people on /v/ wouldn't set their name as 9gag anyway

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>>383435040
>Mister Lister
The man is a god

Pick random, win first round, bro it out with Gregor.

Red team, brony autists are always top leader.

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>>383435040
>red team has a smoker, a brony, and two guys playing on split screen
I'll take blue, thanks. Furries are pretty good at video games when they're not with other furries, I think.

>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
My sides ------------------------->
Blue team all the way

>>383435040
Obviously blue.

What kind of retard do you have to be to not pick blue?

>>383435841
t. bronyfaggot

[FUR] Wolfpack92 has a chance of just being an edgelord guy who thinks wolves are cool. His tag has a 1% chance of standing for FURIOUS or FURNITURE ENTHUSIAST, whilst [MLP] Fluttershy can't be anything but a furfaggothorsefucker. Wolfpack92 is also guaranteed not to be a teenager unlike [MLG] Jordan99 on the other team.

>>383435040
w33dw4rrior probably will carry the team

>>383435841
>not using the term horsefucker

Go back to your autism hole

>>383435040
>Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister

How could you go wrong

Red.
I used to play a lot of console games, guests were never good but their host was always on the top shit.

>>383435040
I choose death

Strenghts of the red team:
[MLP]Fluttershy
[MLG]Jordan99
[RDT]lederpydude
[RDT]lederpydude(1)

Strengths of the blue team:
[BR]huaehuae
[FUR]Wolfpack92
Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister

Overall I think Red takes it.

>>383435040
>riproarin boogerpenis

now that's a meme i haven't heard in quite some time.

>>383435040
Blue team easy

>>383435040
Blue team because it's been scientifically proven that furries and BRs are rebbit's weakness

>>383435040
Blue team

I'm not going to play against a laggy Brazilian fucker

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>>383435040
>Ever choosing the Blue Team

>>383435040
>red team

>first guy thinks he's good, is 12 and what is this
>says stupid shit in chat instead of playing the game
>Couldn't think of a name so used his actual name and his favorite number lol! He is average skill level
>these 2 may actually be good
>probably gregor in disguise

Eh, blue team I guess.

weed smokers and atleast one of the console duos ALWAYS perform bad so i'll take blue

>>383435040
/blue/ here

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>>383436651
>a 17 year old still using the mlg tag
>split screen fags
>strengths
lole

SHAZBOT

>>383436258
could also be a NCSU student

>>383435040
>9gag
>Brazilian
>Naruto
>a furry
Fuck, I'll take the bronies over that
At least booger_penis seems alright

>>383435040
>red team
>horsefuckers
BLUE. or more realistically, disconnect. or more-more realistically,
ban horsefuckers, furfags and 9faggots for not reading the fucking rules when they joined my server

I want to see the amazing battle between Boogerpenis and Sister Fister.

>>383435040
blue team.

bearable tier :
RipRoarinBoogerpenis
Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister

cringe, but might be good at the game tier :
[MLP]Fluttershy
[FUR]Wolfpack92
[9gag]epicwtf9001

confirmed shitter tier :
rest

Blue team is better

>>383436509
Lister is literal GOAT-tier, redfags getting blown out.

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100% real talk. Depending on the game, narutokitsune is probably going to carry.

>>383437514
Possibly, normies on this campus really like putting wolfpack on everything so their steam names would be included

>>383437771
>weeb

Not a chance. Lister is most likely Russian.

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>>383435456
Those matches are the fucking best, when you both enter The Zone and the rest of the players just feel like bots you're swatting away without a thought.

Blue Team.
Mister Lister is probably a bro. I also have a rule to avoid duo teams as well.

>>383435816
Subtle

Jordan is old enough to post here. You think hes normal now?

>>383435040
>383435040
>playing with splitscreeners
no fuck that

>>383435040
Gregor has always been a bad /v/ meme, he's generally the third or fourth best player in the game, nothing to be afraid of

if Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister doesn't use a mic, he's the top dog

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>>383437928
>people born in 1999 are adults now
JUST

>>383435040
Mister Lister the Sister Fister is the kind of name an autist who spends millions of hours pubstomping would choose, so blue.

Alright then give me some perfect looking nicknames

Red has a horsefucker and 2 people playing split screen fuck that im going blue

>>383438086
sorry old man, ive come to take your jobs and seduce your women.

I have a good feeling about RipRoarinBoogerpenis

How about this?

>Blue
Master_Martin
B4T3M4N
桜の花
[MLP]derpyh00vy-Pootis
ASDF

>Red
Lord Salamander (note: his avatar is cropped porn)
총의 강점
리틀 페더
alex718
[MLG]xXxDu$kwÖLF3xXx (who if you join this team opens with "*raises paw and howls at you"

>>383438224
join red and votekick the furries

>>383438224
If it's a free to play game, then blue
if its a 50$ game then Red.

>>383435040
>red has a splitscreen
blue

>>383438224
>총의 강점
>리틀 페더
I give you more realistic examples
>[KOR]Asuka(anime avatar)

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>>383435040
Gotta go with team Lister.

>tfw my name is Gregor

>join blue
>mute everyone but mr lister
>win game together

>>383435040
Blue I guess

>gregor
>a dirty faggot that only joins winning teams

>your team
wrczwrzcwczr
[MLP] Woona~
[FaZe]shrekscope
_-_De4ths-Kn1fe_-_
happy slappy
(You)

>their team
God
cougar
Dick Danger
weanus peenus
죽음
[BR]gfdsgdfgs

what are your chances?

>>383438224
>총의 강점
>리틀 페더
>not ||||||||||||||||||

>>383438697
God and cougar would destroy the entire game

RipRoarinBoogerPenis sounds like my kinda guy, I'm sure we can carry this shitfest to a victory

>>383438804
if you lose enough, cougar joins your team

CHOOSE YOUR PARTY (PICK FOUR)

>QUIKSKOP : attacks by 360ing every time. 33% hit rate, but when he hits its always a headshot. Takes three seconds between shots to get his shit together.

>GAMERGURL : Slow response time, lowers overall team effectiveness due to MUHBOOBS and girlvoice, extends effect into other team with AllTalk on (off by default).

>TED : Owns the server, can turn on alltalk. Isn't very good at the game though since he just likes to watch. Issues a random ban against a high skill enemy and leaves the server himself if he gets annoyed, claiming "hacks". Can issue server commands if asked nicely but has a sense of fairness.

>gregor : A fucking legend, a god. He's pretty fuckin good, but unfortunately the rest of your group may get lazy thinking he can handle it, lowering your teams effectiveness.

>D1R3W0LF : Semi-decent player who refuses to work with the rest of your group, being a lone wolf and all that. Throws a temper tantrum if told to work together.

>Dan : An average player with a knack for strategy. He will try to unite your team and raise their overall effectiveness with his plans.

>BillyDaKiddd : Fucking autistic savant at the game and is amazing. However, he leaves halfway through the game because his mom made grilled cheese and chicken fries.

>Jerry : Piece of shit weasel who tries to be funny and grief/teamkill, and will switch to the other team if they're winning.

>DarkSydePhil : Exactly what you'd expect. Salty, a shitter, and just generally horrible to have on your team. Except, he becomes the focus fire target of the enemy team until he ragequits (after a few matches, or if he gets enough trash talk thrown his way)

>>383435040
>Red team
Weed warrior, Jordan, and Boogerpenis are all bros, and likely good at the game.
Fluttershy is a faggot, but we can make fun of him after we win.
I'd be shocked if either of the derpy dudes know how to use a mic. They're likely garbage.

>Blue Team
9gag is either the worst, or the best player on either team.
Jessica is likely terrible, and will distract some players on your team
>BR is too laggy to play, but is a bro
Naruto and Wolfpack are cancerous faggots
Mister Lister is likely good, but is too busy harassing Jessica to actually be good.

Red Team, now and forever.

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why is it always the people with lowercase names that're dominating the game

It boils down to whether riproarin is the original riproarin or a faggot that saw the post on /v/

2V2
grand dad
[BR]-_-
>vs
gregor
[BDAY IN 6 DAYS!]Rick Sanchez

>>383435040
The guy with a duplicate name might be a hacker so red I guess

>>383435040
Just how good is Gregor? Is he truly the god amongst men as foretold?

>>383438224
Red

Koreans are generally good as hell at vidya

Anyone who chooses red team is objectively reddit.

Blue team

Red has the 2 people on the same system which means if they drop you loose two bodies

>>383435841
ship yourself to the glue factory

>>383435040
>[BR]huaehuae
vermelho

>>383439340
QuikSkop
Gregor
D1R3W0LF
Dan
Perfect team.

>>383440804
>não com base em azul
matar-se

I rather side with furries and weebs than with a brony

>>383439340
>QUIKSKOP
>gregor
>D1R3W0LF
>Dan
Quikskop will barely be affected by gregor skill, Wolf will be unfazed since he doesn't care for team, dan would be able to keep things barely united.

any team with "mister_lister_the_sister_fister" is my team

I'd win on either so doesn't matter

>>383440935
>>383441037
>Jerry has joined your team
Jerry: SUP BITCH'zxzz???? :D

>>383441249
fuck i forgot about that guy.
simple send wolf to deal with him, try to convinve him that's something only he can do.
lone wolfs really love getting that.

Blue team so I can add Jessicakes and gift her games from her wishlist

>>383435040
Anyone that picks the blue team when it has a Brazilian on it is a moron

>>383441456
>her

>>383441402
>Jerry ︻┳テ=一 D1R3W0LF
>Jerry: Oops, didnt mean to teamkill you ;)

>>383438224
kinda inclined towards blue just so I can check 'em

>>383441730
keep throwing wolf at it, he would only become more determined to kill jerry ass.
if that fails throw skop at it

>>383437841
Weebs tend to be salty as fuck but great at video games.

>>383439568
Because they've been playing since a young age, which is why their username is in lower case.

>>383441923
>that feel when Dan throws skop an adrenaline for a slow time effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

>>383435040
All of these names physically hurt me except possibly Lister, so I guess blue

>>383435040
Anyone with a meme name such as Mister Lister the Sister Fister is almost always guaranteed to be able to pull his own weight.

>>383435841
>choosing 9fags over anyone
Anyone who picks the 9fag as an ally should be sent there for all eternity

GUYS!

>GOLDEN GUN
1 bullet 10 damage

>BATTLE GUN
5 bullet 2 damage

>MECHANICAL GUN
10 bullet 1 damage

these are in per a second, and yu only pick one. which is!

>>383435040
Blue, easily.

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Red team %100
Weedwarior is probably ironic
Bronys can rot in hell but whatever
Jordan is probably a tryhard (wtf '99 was 18 years ago)
lederpydude is going to be useless
lederpydude(1) is going to hard carry your ass
Boogerpenis seems like a pretty cool guy

vs

Epic is probably shit
Literal girl
Literal BR
Weaboo trash
Fur Faggot
Walking meme

>>383442572
mechanical gun
if I'm feeling accurate I could do less overkill
if I'm not I get to shoot a lot and maybe hit

>>383437708
> Implying lederpydude(1) isn't boosting his silver ass friend for shits and giggles and the best in the lobby by far

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>>383435518
>>383435750
>>383436023
>>383436146
>>383436258
>>383436828
>>383437636
>>383438161
>>383435040
>Not siding with the horsefucker
Most horsefuckers have autistic tier skill in most games
t.TF2 and Dota 2

>>383443639
Side with the devil and you may very well lose your soul, anon.

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>>383435040
Definitely Blue Team, I don't want to play with Bronies. Also, Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister sounds like a chill dude.

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Havoc is a much better meme than Gregor.

>>383435040
Red:
xXW33 etc etc is nothing but a gigantic shitter.
Fluttershy is friendly
Le derpi dude is using two accounts to do stupid tricks and can't play for shit, aka he is a turbo shitter.

That only leaves you with Jordan and Boogerpenis, boogerpenis is almost in gregor levels of skill tho.

Blue:
Epicftw is below average, at least will try to not die.
Jessicakes is a shitter
Wolfpack is friendly

That only leaves you with huaehuae which is definitely doing self satire and is actually average or better, Naruto is a fucking dumbass and spam anime shit but at least he is focused, Mister lister is some /v/ or /b/ faggot and thus he gotta be skilled or average at least.

Blue is the most logic team, gregor would be overkill.

>>383435040
Blue has somewhat better people than red.
And as a principle, I always choose Blue anyway.

>>383443639
>bronies being good at tf2
being above average and can pubstomp doesn't mean you're good

>>383435040
W33DW4RRIOR will probably wipe the floor.

>>383435040
Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister all way OP

so blue team

>>383438224
Plue because nip, and Master_Martin seems alright.
Bateman is either a memer or a memer, so alright
Horsefucker may be alright, but is probably autistic
ASDF is literally a 15 year old, but seems that he would have been playing since 2012, so he's good

Red. Avoid girl at all costs

>>383435040
But I'm already on red team.
Hit me up @RipRoarinBoogerpenis

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>>383435040
I pick red team cause of that evolutionary color advantage of course!

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>>383435040
Brazilian and gurl gaymur might just be worse than the Reddit fags.

I would rather a weeb and an autist than a brony and a 12y/o DUDE WEED.

Blue team seems like the only viable option, at least they'd be relatively fun team mates.

>>383435040
I'd rather crash the server with no survivors.

Awful lot of underlying child rage in here. You can practically see the brain aneurysm in the text.

>>383440512
Maybe in MOBAs, Japs conquer anywhere else

>>383438161
>split screen
>no one realizing (1) is a cheater with a name-changing script

RipRoarinBoogerPenis seems like a cool guy. Would send an invite to.

>>383448314
Japs don't play PvP games though. If they play anything multiplayer it's pve MMOs and carebear shit like Minecraft

>>383435040
The team that actually knows what the hell they're doing. /v/ party van is a good example of this. I recorded a time where mods fucked with the Redfags and Blues just fucking genocided them.

>>383435040
They're both shit.
But if i had to choose, i'd choose the blue team.

>>383444913
>implying this isn't a pub match

?

Y'all horsefucks.

>>383435040
Blue team so I don't have to listen about the redditors bitch about the team's toxicity

>>383451442

>PL_Upward

This is where I kill myself.