Crash Bandicoot autismal rage edition

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>>383434637

holy shit anon

>>383434637
Crash was never a good game. No idea why /v/ dickrides that shit so hard.

>>383434745
Nostalgia

Instead of turning off the game, you ejected the disc and destroyed it.

Yes, you are autistic.

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>>383434637
I'm so fucking salty and retarded but I don't regret scratching cunt into the disk then snapping it. I'm a 22 years old neet btw.

>>383435226
Technically I did turn off the game then ejected it and then destroyed it. So yeah who is the retard now...oh wait still me.

>>383434637
>wonders why he can't find a job / girlfriend / regular friends
> rages at remastered game over 25 years old
Wow op. I think you just won biggest faggot of 2017 congratulations.

>>383435229
Honestly OP you're u will forever be a neet leech contributing to the downfall of society with nothing worthwhile to contribute other than shit posts that garner lolz from regular people. You are the worst and honestly what the mainstream media thinks of gamers as a whole. Please, stop posting on any and all social media and just keep to yourself.

>>383435621
Thanks it's an honour. Would like to thank everyone at the faggot academy without whom this wouldn't be possible.

>>383436047
No. Never.

>>383435229
You're not funny, you're not cool, you're just embarassing and cringeworthy.

It's a game, if you can't control your emotions at the age of 22 then you're pathetic.

>>383436135
Op this sums up your life. Talking to yourself, thinking you are important, thinking you matter when literally you are a piece of shit.
/thread

>>383435063
I have no nostalgia for Crash and still like this trilogy.

>>383436346
Cool. What age you btw? :) hoisted by your own petard retard.

>>383436423
Whoa that sure means a lot coming from some random man on the internet. Have a good one.

>>383434637
>>383434713
>>383435229

>people who literally throw their controller and break their own things because they're mad at a video game

The extent of my rage was calling people fags on Xbox Live while playing CoD. I can't imagine being so retarded and shortsighted that I would literally break my own stuff that I spent my money on because I was mad.

kys OP

>>383436047
>and honestly what the mainstream media thinks of gamers as a whole
But that's a good thing. Anyone who calls themselves a "gamer" deserveds to be humiliated

>>383434637
>I think I'm autistic.
Yes you are. Kill yourself.

When i get mad i slap the table, or my leg. Sometimes i shout.

>>383436772
You can't take it with you anon, you can't take it with you anon and you have a good day little juden.

What was the point of this thread? If you know you're autistic why do you need people telling you what you already know?

>>383436930
Nah. I'm good. You should definitely go buy some milk. You are fresh out.

>Getting assblasted about a videogame made for children

Don't reproduce.

OP, are you happy as a person or miserable?
Do you wake up with purpose or do you take your time searching for an excuse to go on?
Who do you love that doesn't love you?
Who loves you that you don't love?
Who loves you back?

Do you enjoy playing or talking about video games more?

>>383437118
Honestly /v/ has been getting more and more disappointing. We need some spice. I like to think I made someone, somewhere laugh with glee at the thought of a 22 year old grown ass man scribbling cunt into a videogame disc. There is also another message scribbled at the top that I scored out. Can you figure out what it is?

>>383437037
Everyone stop posting in retarded ops thread. Let it die like his friendships, love life, his parents hopes, and now his copy of the crash remaster. Ashes to ashes, autism to autism.

>>383434637

>Anyone in this thread claiming to have never thrown a controller a CD, or abusing anything video game related out of moment of rage is 100% a lying sack of shit.

>>383437653
I guess dropping the controller and hitting the off button more aggressively than usual is abuse.
Also fuck off op.

>>383437357
>OP, are you happy as a person or miserable?
Happy/sad person my court jester :)
>Do you wake up with purpose or do you take your time searching for an excuse to go on?
Not really I got past that stage months ago. I have accepted that life is life. Even when I thought I should commit suicide or said I wanted to I would never do it.
>Who do you love that doesn't love you?
Fuck if I know. I'm not professor Xavier
>Who loves you that you don't love?
I don't love anyone who doesn't love me back that would be stupid
>Who loves you back?
Pretty much everyone I know

>Do you enjoy playing or talking about video games more?

I like to play the videogames with my friends. We are Super Fun Guys.

>>383437653
I did one time, by accident. Wasn't really mad though. I flipped the bird at my PSP screen after a bad result in Disgaea, I think. But the motion was so fast, I accidentally hit and broke the hinge for the battery cover. Like I said, though, I wasn't that mad. Anyone who intentionally destroys their own property out of rage is fucked i nthe head.

>>383437653
I've thrown my controller on the ground but not across the room.
I've never broken a game.
I've never smashed my console

stop hulking out over video games

>>383437473
Haha I see I have got you in my web. Stuck in my sticky thread. Won't you cum to bed?

>>383437910
>Pretty much everyone I know
pitiful
disgusting
rotten human being you are

>>383437967
OP here I'm of full Celtic origin so yeah I'm definitely fucked in the head. I destroy my own property if it disagrees with my souls intent.

>>383437653

>being an autistic manchild

>>383437118
"title was rite"?
you mad me laugh

>>383438078
I'm sorry I'm loved and adored by all whilst you are mere gutter trash that fell out of the nest onto your head then sucked on a breast and suck men's greasy cocks at their behest.

meant this >>383438282
for this >>383437434

>>383438282
Yeah you got it.

Why did you write continue on it?

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Yeah that's my signal.
See you later 4chan.

>>383438502
how long have you been neet? never tried university? are you virgin?
i tried to be a normie but i missed 4chin life

>>383437653
Don't project your autismal, childlike habits on everyone else, fuckhead.

>>383437434
>>383436047
The "Honestly" meme triggers me more than OPs foolishness.

Wow dude you're so fucking cool lol wish I could waste my parents money like that

>>383438630
I'm virgin but I have seen a pussy in real life. Me and my cousin who are the same age used to touch each other when we were like 10. I got into university course third year entry level. Then I realised I didn't want to do the kind of job it would set me up for. I have been neet for about a year. After I quit university I didn't know what to do. I have been in education since I was 5 years old. I don't want to work. I wish I had been born with wealth but at the same time not really because I like who I am. I struggle with social situations.

>>383438957
Honestly is a word anon. Look it up in an Oxford English Dictionary.
>>383438974
It's not my parents money. I live in the UK. Ever heard of the welfare state? :)

>>383439187
ive seen a pussy too. they were changing my cousin's diaper and i had a glimpse of it. it was hairless and puffy.
i am not neet but live like one apart from going to classes. people arent afraid to show their discontent to my decision to play games instead of socializing, it will be worse if i stay the same more.
also i bought ps4 in december of 2013 and only time i had fun with it was recently with nsane trilogy. then it broke with flashing blue light or whatever.

imagine being this stupid

A NEET surviving on welfare? Thank God the government pays your kind enough scraps that I don't have to interact much with your worthless ass.

Keep breaking games OP.

>>383440256
Will do. Keep not getting pussy my dude. You are gay.

>>383439629
Yo playing video games in public is gay unless if it is with friends. Smash bros in college was the best.

>>383440493
>NEET
>talking about getting pussy

Where's the webm of Coco getting hit by all the missed boxes?

>>383434637
>>383434713
>>383435229
Imagine being this much of a manchild, git gud.

>>383434637
You're like me, except I bought it digitally and instead of raging on the disc I rage deleted it. So now when I forget I can always come back & download it again to remind myself what true anger feels like and repeat the process.

>>383434637
>Gave up on road to nowhere
>not even high road
Cmon man

>>383440493
i meant when i play games at home instead of going out with friends and such. in highschool normies would bring ps3 and hook it up to smart board or whatever to play fifa. it was public school though.

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Bon /v/oyage!

Hope you enjoyed the show!

What a fucking pussy dumbass, breaking a disc over your incompetence. Next time you rage over a videogame break your fucking face instead.

>>383441443
>noncircumsized
ewwww

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I'm glad I'm not this autistic, you even got the level name wrong.

>>383441443
Sorry you will have to rotate this. I swear I'm not fat it's just the angle. Also I couldn't get hard. I was laughing too much whilst taking the photo.

>tfw you used to be autistic as OP

I went to eject Black Ops 2 out of my PS3 (the slim with the eject, not the sliding cover) and it got stuck. I held the button down did everything wouldn't come out. I got a paper clip to grab the disc and slide it out. Of course it somehow fucked up the inside. I went to go put the disc back in but it didn't get grabbed or anything, it just slide straight the fuck in. Immediate rage and just broke the PS3.

As kid I was also autistic as fuck and whenever I would get mad at a game I'd take a pair of scissors and scratch the game or scratch it with my teeth.

I've broken several controllers and then felt like a fucking retard afterwards. I'm 24 soon to be 25 and I've completely learned my lesson. I'll just call someone or the game a nigger and just quit before I destroy shit now. I know it's a stupid motto to live by but I always used to say, if you can afford to replace it then you can afford to destroy it. If you're a fucking NEET you shouldn't be scratching and breaking shit. I haven't intentionally broken a controller or anything in like 5 years...although back in December I got mad at a game and went to swipe everything off my desk onto the floor (mostly just papers and notebooks), I swiped too hard and my controller hit my monitor and fucked my screen...didn't mean to intentionally destroy it though but it is what it is. I stopped physically raging after that though. I'll just quit and watch some TV or browse 4chan before I break shit nowadays.

TL,DR the brief satisfaction you get for destroying something in an autistic fit of rage isn't worth it in the long run

Rings of Power is an awful stage thanks to the terrible plane handling. It's probably not that hard but goddamn, is it not fun.

>>383437653
when I was a fucking child lmao

>>383441617
It's happened to me as well (when I was a young lad). It's just funny OP is autistic enough to do it AND post it on 4chan just to get some recognition over how retarded he is. It's fine let's hope he will learn from his mistakes. Or probably not considering the autism.

>>383437653

I've thrown controllers into a chair/couch before but never anything that would actually break anything. My friend has gotten salty enough to almost break MY copy of Mario Party 5, though. We laugh about that one in retrospect.

>>383434637
You're a disappointment, wasting a disc like that. You should learn how to control yourself.

>>383434745
They're pretty good games, now and back in the day, but then again, what are >opinions

>>383442275
Is that a fucking dick dude?

>>383437653
>if I can't control myself no one can
Classic

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>>383442275
Yeah I'm autistic alright

>>383441796
Yeah I mean he's only 22 so he definitely has time to grow. I also forgot about that one time I went back to play Modern Wafare 2, got bullshitted by hackers and got so fucking mad that I put MW2 on my stove and burned it to a fucking crisp.

On second thoughts after seeing these posts
>>383441443
>>383442275
I doubt the retard will ever stop being autistic. I hope the NEET has really rich parents otherwise he's going to be in for a rude awakening.

>>383437653
Due to the video game itself, no, my old PC being a piece of shit, I gave it a solid punch. But i was 14, 11 years ago.

I thought that modern consoles install the games to a hard drive so that's not a biggie at all.

>>383436772
I'm not gonna defend it, but I've done it before with one of my controllers when playing mgo. I was so excited for it and tried playing it over and over and over because I loved everything about it but the network issues. I don't know if this is the right term, but there wasn't a match where everyone wasn't "rubberbanding" all over the place and the most dissapointed I've been to a game

>>383437653
>/v/ is low-test
who woulda known?

>>383437653
sometimes when i get mad at a game i beat on my head like donkey kong

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>>383442384
>I swear I'm not fat

>>383442384
Kieran is that you?

>>383442642
The data is installed onto the hard drive, but you still need to insert the disc to "verify" that you have or own the game. Otherwise people would just buy the disc, install it, and then sell it or give it to their friends. You can play it without the disc in your system. It's absolutely fucking retarded.

>>383441949
>I've thrown controllers into a chair/couch before but never anything that would actually break anything

This. It gives you the release of throwing it without risking anything.

>>383434637
how can you be shit at what is basically horrendously simple platforming and whats basically very slow temple run?? Although, your age may have been countered by this one being built worse and controls worse.

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>got Plat on all three Crash games and got the Plat relic on every stage
>got a bj from my gf while I sat on my computer browsing 4chan and arguing with autists an hour ago
>she made me din din that I'm eating now and is going to blow me later

Your autistic rage pleases me OP.

>>383443057
>lol xd i have a gf who gives me blowjobs 24/7 no joke
You must be 18+ to post here, virgino.

>>383443172

Are you upset that I get my dick sucked while being a superior gamer to you? Sad.

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God forbid you try and go for the Coloured Gems. The game is far from fucking impossible though. Took me an afternoon to 100% the whole thing. I think the fact that you slip off some stuff is pretty frustrating but you faggots have honestly never played a frustrating platformer before if you think this is the pinnacle of difficulty.

>>383443293
You ain't never gonna get your dick sucked, virgino summerfriendino.

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>>383443293
>check plat relic runs online
>try until success
yes superior gamer

>>383443432

No, I just looked at the leaderboard and knew where I could shave my time and speed up my run.

>>383443401

Keep projecting your insecurities while I continue to be better than you.

>>383443560
>lying on an anonymous image board about having a gf
>calling other people insecure
Virgino summerfriendino, you've reached the end of the line, pal.

>you can actually see more than 2 feet infront of you on the remake version of area 51?
Atleast they managed to make a terrible level slightly less terible

>>383443432
>play game
>get experienced at the game for playing more
>HURR YOU ONLY ARE GOOD AT IT BECAUSE YOU PLAYED IT MORE

>>383444161
even fucking dsp has a plat relic. yes DarkSydePhil. he gat gud too i guess

>>383444391
And dsp once beat Justin Wong at Street fighter, so?

>>383443057
>Bragging about getting "plat"
>claims he isn't autistic
Oh boy.

>>383444919

I have a digital trophy and a gf. Do you have a digital trophy and a gf or do you break your own things like a crybaby?

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This is my license to mock you.

>>383445040
>still bragging about digital trophy
>brings "gf" up again
>still claims to not be autistic
Oh boy x100.

>>383445160
Ah to be a 6th grader 20 years ago.

>>383437653

At worst I hit my leg hard, but that rarely happens. Self-control dude. Figure it out.

>>383437653
squeeze my mouse sometimes and thats it. Get some self control

What kind of person breaks their stuff when they get angry?

On the rare occasion I get mad at vidya I take it out on myself, human bodies can heal, broken plastic/electronics is broken forever.

>>383445775
The kind of person that's never payed for anything. I bet mommy buys all his games for him.

>>383443560
>I'm better than you
>I'll prove it by acting like a cunt

>>383435229
Am I supposed to be impressed because this is pathetic.

>>383437653
>controller
nah
>CD
I'd have to take the fucking thing out, why would I do that?

You should be able to control your temper by your 20's. Sure I got mad before but I always hit something solid like a table and this was maybe in my late teens and I felt bad afterwards.
This shit however... deliberately taking time to scratch some try-hard message into your disc, snapping it in two then boasting about it on /v/ rather than feel ashamed of yourself. OP is some autistic little child who's still in mommy's purse and can't appreciate what money is worth.

>>383438174
stop showing off

>>383436740
He'a right though. Who are you? Just some overgrown child who thinks his little temper tantrum is of any interest outside derision for anyone else. No one gives a shit about you writing cunt on your disc. Did you do that just for /v/, anon? I bet you did.