Switch kernel access achieved

SD card dump when?

already had two threads about this today each with 300+ posts senpai

it means fuck all for now however the fact the OS is a shitty port of the 3DS might fuck nintendo over

https://twitter.com/derrekr6/status/884106715888848899

Sauce for whoever's interested

>>383429916
>Shove SD card up ass
>Proceed to use toilet
As soon as you want it.

>>383429793
>Hacked over a year faster than the 3ds
Nintendo isn't even fucking trying

This means nothing sadly

>>383430484
Pretty average shitposting.

>>383430484
literally what's the point of false flagging like this?
what satisfaction did you get from making this post?

>>383429793
>empty claim with no proof

HEY GUYS, I GOT THE KERNEL FOR PS4

WORSHIP ME AND MAKE NEW THREADS EVERY 5 MINUTES

idiots

File: 1496973521676.png (460KB, 741x418px) Image search: [Google]

460KB, 741x418px

Stay vigilant, nintenbros.

>>383430484
I screenshot every thread and send it directly to Nintendo's legal department.
I've reported 12 threads with timestamp so far.

>>383430712
shitblasted anal raptured as fuck

For fucks sake, nintendo. Get your shit together.

Why are their consoles so easy to hack?

>>383430853
Doing God's work anon

>>383430989
>Switch
>Console
I can think of a reason.

Thanks Goodness
I'll buy the shitty thing if it can be hacked.

Welp time to buy a switch and let it marinate in the closet.

>>383430989
because the switch is a shitty tablet running the most fucking laziest BSD fork

nintendo is lazy and greedy as fuck god forbid they take time to write the OS like apple/sony has done/did with their bsd os's

>>383430853

I work for Nintendo's legal department. When we see posts like this, we scrape for the twitter users personal information and send a yakuza hit team after them. Thanks for your service.

>>383430853
Remember to visit Ninty's office at the usual time for your daily assfucking.

Jerome is eager to meet you.

>>383431674
Will Kimishima see to it?

Some people need a personnal touch to truly understand

>>383429793
Considering that the switch is based on a already known and documented hardware, kernel is now available and more there might be a chance of CEMU level of speed when it comes to emulation.

>>383430989
So more people will buy it, Its part of Kimishima's plan

See
>>383431319
>>383431340

>>383432713
You mean in 4-5 years and after the console is dead? See you then

File: 1498428637166.png (3MB, 1223x846px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1223x846px

>>383429793
>>383430484
>>383430713
Meh

I'll wait for the revision

>>383432905
ninty home consoles don't get revisions :^)

Serious questions.

What does kernel access means? Can't they just ban you once you get into the online?

>>383432975
but it's a handheld :3

>>383433104
Means system access to the point they can alter the OS. No, you cant be banned unless you connect to servers, only if they have a way to check altered coding

The 3DS didnt and you can play online easily.

>>383432905
All I want is a 3DS sized device and I'm there

>>383430438
>he thinks this means the switch is hacked and we'll have homebrew soon

how clueless are you

>>383433448
>The 3DS didnt and you can play online easily.
We all know how that ended up with the retards of the pirate community

>>383433104
It means they can start tinkering with the unit. Potentially run it on different hardware, emulate, pirate. It's all possible because of that.

>>383433448
So bans are still a possibility? I don't have a 3ds but I heard they had a banwave 2 months ago or something.

>>383433104
It means nothing. People had ps4 kernel access for ages and see where that lead. Nowhere.

But shitposters see it as good fodder to go "OH FUCK NINTENDO IS DOOMED" over while talking to gullible monkeys on /v/

File: 1487290362075.gif (1MB, 300x212px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x212px

>>383433104
It means they won. Piracy won. The pirates won. They can steal any game now, cheat online, and even emulate whatever they wanted to on the Switch.

It's over. The switch is dead.

>>383432975
>ninty home consoles don't get revisions :^)

What? The NES, SNES, Gamecube and Wii all got revisions

>>383433614
You can use a blank header and never be banned. Those who reused header dumps that were used en mass got banned. If you extract your own unique to you, there will not be a single issue

>>383433792
>all got revisions

?????????
Do you know something we don't anon?

>>383433771
>ps2 got hacked
>best seller of its gen
>psp got hacked
>best seller of its gen
>ds got hacked
>best seller of its gen
>3ds got hacked
>best seller of its gen
>wii got hacked
>best seller of its gen

>>383433771
>Switch is dead
>By having all the pirates buy it in droves
thanks for the easy win pirates

wait till its hacked then switch will be the greatest console ever

>>383433771

t. reddit

>>383433889

Top loader NES
SNES Jr
Panasonic Gamecube
Wii Mini

>>383433958
of course it doesn't mean that we'll instantly get it
but this IS one step closer to Switch emulation

File: hmm.png (947B, 416x454px) Image search: [Google]

947B, 416x454px

>>383433104
Essentially they can view the guts of the console. It doesn't necessarily mean anything as of right now, considering other systems like the PS4 have their kernels exposed, but Sony has made it pretty hard to do anything major with it.
However, considering Nintendo, it's likely that this will eventually lead to homebrew stuff, because their anti-piracy stuff sucks dick, as seen through the Wii, Wii U, and 3DS.

>>383433889
He's technically not wrong.

All of them got revisions, though the NES and SNES had complete redesigns. Later Wii's were lacking GC controller ports and later GCs had the digital ports removed on them.

>>383434038
>Panasonic Gamecube
Legit what?
The only one I hadnt heard about.

>>383433947
>wiiU got hacked
>still sold like shit

>>383434164
a dead model that never saw the light of day outside of a few demo units that are circulating among collectors
it's just a gamecube that could output at 720p

>>383432752
Big profit is software, not hardware
That doesn't make sense from a business perspective

File: 1487446930657.png (233KB, 476x447px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 476x447px

>>383433947
>psp got hacked
>best seller of its gen
>ds got hacked
>best seller of its gen

>>383433947
"seller"

>>383434178
>Wiiu
>games

File: 1499559194766.jpg (27KB, 228x260px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 228x260px

>>383431593
yes sony bastion of computer secur-
>lose master key because you don't use a fucking RNG
>get hacked and lose all your users info including credit cards

File: tumblr_niz3tchthu1s8wlnzo7_1280.jpg (326KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 1280x960px

>>383434250

nigga what?

>>383434164

This. It played DVDs

>>383431593
It's not BSD, you fucking retard. It's an upgrade of the 3DS OS which was custom. It uses some components of BSD like the socket code, but that's it.

>>383434056
Not really
3DS was hacked ages ago and Citra is still a steaming pile of shit

>>383434264
Nintendo's getting both

>>383434121
wait, people actually eat monkeys? that's fucked up

>>383434431
doesn't fucking almost everything use bsd netcode including windows

>>383434121
Looks yummy

>>383434417
I want one

>>383434417
So I'm guessing the thing was GRORIOUS NIHON only? sucks

File: 1499470918581.png (4KB, 502x357px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 502x357px

>>383434496
>people

>>383434316
>you
>moving goal posts

>>383433947
>dreamcast games are easily pirated
>console sold like shit forcing sega to stop making consoles

File: 1446538962189.gif (135KB, 308x236px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 308x236px

>tfw persona won
How will we ever recover smtbros?

>>383434651

Sega lost money on dreamcast and hoped to make the money back on software sales. Last I hestd, nintendo makes money on every switch, which is one reason it's so underpowered.

>>383434629
>WiiU catalog vs Wii Catalog
>Implying people would pay $300 just to pirate 10 games

File: 1447361039162.png (348KB, 650x433px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 650x433px

>>383432459
They will understand

MHXX Eng Translation Patch when?

>>383434417
I had a friend that had the Panasonic Q GameCube(yes he had to import it). Shit was cash.

File: 1498870482646.png (2MB, 1456x1600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1456x1600px

It's a kernel hack yls already said there isn't code execution yet. Better just to wait till something relevant comes. IDK why these hackers on console announce shit so early. It will be patched anyway.

Shit people who exploit Qualcomm bootloader with exploits wait till the hack is ready to be released.

So what does this mean

this is so reddit, kill yourselves.

>>383434454
>Nintendo's getting both
LOL

>>383434668
P5 runs pretty well on emulation now

>>383434668
no one's talking about those games fucking retarded midget.

>>383435115
Not the real version, tho

>>383434948
It already has one for the 3ds, hopefully with new switch hax we'll have the same translation ready for XX when hax is go

>>383435090
How is discussion on people gaining access to a current generation consoles kernel Reddit exactly?

>>383435014
Honestly not much, but it's great material for shitposting.

>>383435164
playing P5 at 60fps isn't good enough for you?

>>383435109
pirates don't affect Nintendo's software sales

File: 04dee71676c915ddea9d0f0a55d0706afad6bcaa_full.jpg (9KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 184x184px

>Switch is hacked, meaning it won't be long until emulation of it happens
>PS4 still has only one game because Persona 5 can now be emulated on PC
>Every Xbone exclusive is coming to PC
>Every notable third party game is also on PC

And people were telling me to buy a console this gen...

>>383429793
Whelp time to buy a couple.

>>383433947
>PSPgets hacked.
>Devs stop making games for it because they dont want to give out their shit for free.

Cause and effect you fucking idiot.

>>383430019
underrated

>>383432905
>that logo
lul

File: 1480346106777.jpg (304KB, 1223x846px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1223x846px

>>383435854
NO BULLY!!!

>>383435683
Nah, it's more like.

>PSP gets hacked
>Devs stop making games for it because on top of the system selling like dogshit, people can now get their games for free

The PSP was a mistake, and Sony somehow made an even bigger one with the Vita.

File: Lisa's_Nightmare.jpg (27KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 512x384px

>>383435683
>Switch wins but wont be getting anymore games from third-parties
monkeypaw as fuck. unless the average person is stupid enough to not be able to install custom firmware.

>>383435961
*bullies*

>>383436217

You have a gross over - estimation of the intelligence of the average population. I was reading an article in an academic journal a couple days ago how young kids can't even use desktops well anymore because they're used to touchscreen devices being everywhere now. Technical literacy is going DOWN.

>>383435961
>5.1" screen
>Pocket

wat

File: IMG_0661.jpg (73KB, 620x420px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 620x420px

Enjoy never being able to connect to the internet again.

>hacking modern video game consoles
Say goodbye to online

File: smug.jpg (10KB, 264x282px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 264x282px

>>383429793
Great, now we can pirate... no games.

>>383436385
>he can't fit a 5.1 inch screen in his pocket

stop wearing skinny jeans you sissy twink

>>383433947
PSP and DS were the same gen, they can't both be best sellers.

Also DS only JUST recently got fully hacked (DSi), otherwise it was just flash cards, which have always been a thing.

>>383436678
but I like being a sissy twink

File: don ramon.jpg (16KB, 443x332px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 443x332px

>>383436593
>pokemon fire red horribly stretched to 16:9

File: file.png (28KB, 472x390px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 472x390px

>>383429793
>>383429916
>>383429973
>>383430019

>>383430983
You sound pretty up yourself and ready to steal games.

>>383436915
Copying is not stealing

File: 1496533773298.png (619KB, 609x601px) Image search: [Google]

619KB, 609x601px

>mfw piracy kills nintendo

Then sony will rule as God intended.

>>383435424
I'm bought a PS4 just because PC doesn't get physical releases.