Only ONE of these guys is attractive. Seriously, why did they

>>383425242
>only one is attractive
but they all literally have sameface

>>383425242
because it's a fucking parody game, you dumbass

>>383425326
Yes but only one is white.

>>383425242
>max payne
>alucard
>my wife's son
>richboy
>well dressed WEED dude
>refined pedo glasses
>beer belly bear
pick your poison.

>>383425242
me on the left as a dad

>>383425242
if i were to spinn the sjw view around, they are not ugly enough, unrealistic, unfare standards of beauty

if i cant have nice things, no one will

>>383425242
Far left is dreamy.
I like the ginger beardad too.

It still boggles my mind that there are people who find blacks attractive. How?

>>383425457
What exactly is it supposed to be a "parody" of?

>a fucking ginger

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>Tfw i'm literally the ginger with a smaller beard and gut


I don't know how to feel about this.

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I'm interested in this.

>>383425242
The two on the right and the one on the left are alright.

The rest are disgusting.

>>383426090
Apparently you would be a good daddy to someone.

>>383426090
same

>>383425481
Actually three of them are white, and besides, the one who I'm assuming you like is fucking gay.

>>383425242
Straight guy here but the husky guy on the far right woild be my pick

The bear on the right is cute

>>383425901
Different strokes I guess. I personally don't see how anyone can find asians or blacks attractive, but I know plenty of people do.

>>383426090
It's ok anon. You are the only attractive one on there.

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>>383425242
>only one
You mean 3 guys, goth, asian and blondie. I would love to date any of those, except well, children just ruin the deal so that better be his niece or something.

>>383425481
>only one is white
>there's both a blonde and a redhead
What did he mean by this?

>>383425481
>Only one is white

are you blind

how do you play video games

that's amazing

Completely 100% straight.
Would suck 2nd from the left's dick though, in a not gay way.

>>383425242
You mean the ginger bear is the cute one, right?

>>383426518
You mean 2, blondie and max payne.

>>383426425
>>383426571
>>383426572
>implying those things are white

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>>383426571
>redheads
>"white"

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>>383426605
max paine looks kinda good, maybe if his personality is amazing. Primary pick is still goth, secondary is still asian, tertiary is still the blondie.

>>383426484
it's called not being a legitimate racist
I think most asian people look a bit funny but some of them are beautiful. Poor black people look terrible, but ones with money all groom themselves very well.

>>383425242
This...is what gay men want...woah...

>>383426808
>My primary choice is the generic brooding anime trope man

are you some kind of fujoshi trapped in the body of a male fag

>>383426672
>>Implying those things are white
Please tell me this is a troll.

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>>383426718
>>383426672
red hair is one of the defining white traits, alongside blonde hair

stay mad you aren't part of the germanic-celtic masterrace, shitskin

>>383426941
>>>Imply
Most gay men have no standards whatsoever and will fuck almost anyone willing to reciprocate the interest. Looking good is pretty optional

Does /v/ have taste?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13395551

>>383426571
red hair came from africa m8

>>383427049
>germanic-celtic masterrace

oh i am laffin

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>>383426946
>generic
>when literally every faggot has the same haircut and a beard
Yeah right mate.

>>383425901
White people are the ugliest people on the planet, honestly

>>383425242
>People who in real life would be more attractive than 80% of the people around them
>WHY ARE THEY UGLY?

>>383427116
factually incorrect

>>383425242
>not wanting to date a sexy Ronnie

>>383426832
Is it sexist if I don't want to fuck men?

>>383427163
I think islanders are generally the worst. Aboriginal australians may just be the least aesthetic race there is

>>383427124
inferior medshit/slavshit/shitskin detected

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>>383426832
>having preferences is racism
So am I sexist because I don't want to fuck males?

>>383427049
>"red hair is one of the defining white traits"
>mostly centralized in mongolistan

Is this Huniepop 3

>>383427427
yes

>>383425242
you think their looks are bad? what about the fact that their is somehow 7 men who didn't know they were gay until after having children and they all live in the same neighboorhood? the chances of that are incredibly low and ruin my immersion.

>>383427243
that depends. are you also fully incapable of comprehending the idea that anyone would want to have sex with a man?

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>>383427419
>""""inferior""""" medshit
>retarded copper head has to call himself germanic-celtic either to cling on the other cultures success desperately or because he's a fucking mutt

>>383427547
Wait, are they supposed to be all actual dads?

I thought it was just like, "daddy" daddy not literal dads.

>>383427449
I wish I'd put the goth as my personal slave and make the asian do all kinds of depraved shit with the blondie, alas that's not possible.
>>383427472
>bait.jpg

>>383427436
>is actually mostly centralised among northern europe
really makes you think

>>383427163
Nah, white men are beautiful.

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>>383427419
>muh whiteness

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>>383425242
>middle aged men [barring nu-age, straight from Deus Ex azn man on the left of #MAGA]

No thanks, I'll keep waiting on something that floats my boat.

>>383427617
The whole game is just an excuse to make dad jokes, they are all single dads interested in other men living in the same street or something like that.

>>383427575
Yes but that's because I am not a girl or gay.

>>383427587
>medshit
>calling anyone else mutt
enjoy your being a moor and turk rapebaby

>>383427427
You could be. But have you encountered every man on the planet and determined conclusively that you would never want to have sex with any of them?

I just think it's shameful to limit oneself by writing off groups of people when you never know what may end up making your dick interested.

I generally don't like blondes but I find some very attractive

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>>383427721
>sameface the game

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>>383427761
But I was right wasn't I, you little twerp?

>>383427547
This is why I wish the game was about a cutie girl who just loves older dudes, one or two of the guys can be gay and fall in love during the events of the game and if you chose one of them you end up with a broken heart.

>>383427748
>I am not a girl or gay
>In a thread about a male dating simulator

Ok I was just shitposting earlier but I've detected a few discrepancies here that I think we need to address

>>383425242
>Far right

Didn't Mark die in the tower in HM2?

>>383427721
Good taste thought I didn't back this. Oki and Rald seem the best. Ever since I heard the english voice of Kovit I can't take him seriously but hopefully he's fine in jap. Can't wait to pirate.

>>383427896
I'm not gay I just like looking at male bodies.

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>>383427781
Alright then, let's make another supposition
>am I sexist if I don't want to have sex with females?

>>383427868
right about what, you swarthy shitebag?
medshits aren't white, you're literally descended from turks and moors

>>383427971
uhhhhhh

>>383428039
It's called mirin' it is a perfectly normal thing to do. It's a form of male bonding.

>>383428013
That doesn't actually change my response at all.

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>>383427781
Limitations in interest is what makes us have a personality, if everyone wanted everything, everyone would be the same. There's absolutely nothing wrong with excluding a group with an intrinsic characteristic that you don't like.

>>383427049
>red hair is one of the defining white traits

So explain how black people can get red hair? There are even Africans being born with blonde hair too.

>>383428129
Nice to know you'd rather argue with a gay person to have sex with women than admit people have different tastes and that's ok.

>>383428234
because red hair is a freak gene, but that freak gene is most common among whites; specifically those of both germanic and celtic stock

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>>383427970
Kovit is an atrocious choice desu. Sota doesn't seem all too fitting to me as well. I -might- consider buying it, but idk. Pic related has been very entertaining. Interesting too.

>woolie
>pat
where's matt?

>>383425242
Why are blonde anglo people still treated like the most attractive part of an ensemble? Every other Daddy looks more interesting than Chad Whitemoney in the middle. Even the big redhead dude is a more attractive white, with actual flavor.

>>383425242
All of them but the vampire. At the same time.

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>>383428408
I agree with Kovit so far. Sota is interesting since I have a soft spot for energetic shotas and his english voice is bretty good. Same voice as headpats

>>383428408
>tfw you will never get to kill a qt autistic gardener with your dick

After playing HS life has lost all meaning.

>>383428761
>treated as
Nobody is treating him as the most attractive, where did you even get this idea? Because he's in the middle?

>>383428761
Redhead dude is the only attractive one

>>383428761
Because it is literally the masterrace.

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Are there no gay cuteboy VNs?

>>383429253
Isn't one of the signs of autism not being able to understand how opinions work?

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>>383429389
Does this count?

>>383425242
Black man here, they if they made him darker, bald, bigger, that would be me.

>>383425901
>>383425481
Damn ya'll niggas need to chill out

>>383429153
>Because he's in the middle?
Yes. It's pretty basic marketting. You put your most appealing element front and center, in order to grab people's attention.

>>383429253
The only unattractive one, is the vampire looking dude. And that's only for his style. He would probably look nice dressed in something else. Not even gay. But they're all attractive dudes. It's just that Chad Country Club is the most bland of them all.

>>383425242
I want Vlad to teach me how to be a vampire.

>>383429598
I admit if he had a thor look going on he would be better. The sweater is fucking lame.

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>>383429480
My opinion is fact since the majority agree.
>>383429598
Nah, vampire is tied for last with pajeet

>>383428234
Race mixing.

Do the math.

>>383429586
I would call you a nigger but fuck it I feel nice today.

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>>383429598
>It's pretty basic marketting
GROW THE FUCK UP holy shit how pedantic do you have to be to complain about the positioning in a image.

How about you look after the actually important things for this game such as the amount of content and quality of the writing?

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>>383429598
>goth dude is unattractive
Go fuck yourself, no seriously I want you to take a bottle, break it and use the glass shards to fuck whatever hole you have until you are bleeding to death.

So are there girls ITT or is it all gays?

>>383429792
>I'm autistic
Nice to know.

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>>383426941
Literally only the first one
I don't care what anyone says, the one on the far right is literally obese and his son is a fat fuck too, absolutely disgusting

>>383426941
I'd take the first 4 but after that, hardly.

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>>383430214
>girls
>on /v/

>>383430240
who are you quoting

>>383425961
Homosexuals.

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>>383428815
HS is probably the game I have closed the most in utter the disgust and terror only to boot it back up 2 minutes later and keep going .

>Ywn make a happy go lucky chef into a dog or rape someone while they're about to fall out of a window to their death

All fetishes seem so.. bland now.

>>383428794
I just hope Sota won't become the kink outlet, the fact he's the one giving a >foot massage in the demo already rubs me the wrong way.

At least there's Remi. Voice doesn't match the character, but it's a good voice. Rald tho... that VA is 100% spot on.

>>383429518
How do I purchase or "purchase" this? I find a ton of babble about a patron and supporting the game via Google, but no download or store.

>>383430483
"my opinon is a fact" can be translated to "I'm autistic, please be patient" to sane people.

>>383430273
idk man, nu Asian male has that twink aesthetic on lock

>>383430560
Not released yet. The patreon was like full service's kickstarter.

>>383430680
you mean the third one?
it looks like a bootleg voltron shiro figure

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>>383426223
As am I.

>>383429789
"Thor" how? Like unkempt and rugged? I don't think there's a problem with him looking clean cut. But you're right, the sweater is fucking lame. It's like they said to themselves "We need someone plain for the centerpiece".

>>383429974
Yeah, I'm sure they just picked the position of the characters by drawing names out of a hat. No thought went into it at all, and neither should we give it any thought. Just shut off our brains, and ignore anything we observe.

>>383430140
He looks like a cheesy caricature. He's probably the joke character of the bunch. I hope you're not *seriously* attracted to him. That's some pretty shit tastes.

>>383430760
Eh, I'll give the demo a whirl then before I commit to either of them. I feel like FS has a solid chance of becoming vaporware tho, they overshot their funding goal by 300% or so iirc and missed 2 release dates now. Shady stuff.

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>>383430861
>equating the character positioning to cutting off your brain
REAL
GAMER
ISSUES
who cares about silly things such as content when we can complain about positioning on their marketing? Do you know how fucking pathetic you look?

>>383425242
Why not a mom dating simulator.

>>383430861
Honestly I am only attracted to him because he is the only white one. I just can't date non-whites sorry.

>>383429480
Do you have a BBC?

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>>383430861
>"he looks like a caricature"
>anon never saw a metalhead
How does it feel to be so ignorant? Also autistic it seems.

>>383425242
Dream Mommy when?

>>383431232
A big beautiful car? No.

>>383425242
Middle and the left two are attractive, the rest can fuck off.

>>383431206
Why not a dog dating simulator?

I'm not gay but I'd do all of them except the fattie.

>>383431414
damn, I really needed a ride

cant choose between 3rd from left, and the 3 on the right. id swallow any of those guys' load

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>>383426223
>>383430831

>you will never date Alucard or Genya
>instead have to date some daddy who is an Alucard wannabe

Someone hold me, I'm gonna cry.

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>tfw no asian hunk bf
>tfw no metalhead bf into kinky stuff
>tfw prince charming bf to romance
>tfw no rad biker bf to show me how to live
Why is life so cruel? I'm not even being picky at this point.

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>>383425242
I dont see Roadhog anywhere in there.

>>383427124
pure celtic masterrace here, fuck off peon.

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>>383431841
>tfw lost my will to gay a month or two ago
>tfw now can only fap to futas and they're not real

Only the far left is attractive

>>383432004
>they are not real
Yeah about that, you might wanna head over to brazil and get one for you.

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>>383432125
trannies are just not the same

>>383432217
>Tranny
I thought you wanted a female with a working dick, you can get one of those in brasil, they are quite popular there for some reason.

If I had to, aryan or the asian but I imagine raising another womans child is the ultimate cuckery.

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>Western dating sims

inb4 2scoops

>>383432329
dude what

>>383431523
Why not a momdog dating simulator?

>>383432424
What what?

>>383431537
Quite abhorrent tastes, anon

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>>383431537
>>383431762
>>383431841
>>383431505
>>383430273
>>383429389

>All these fatphobic stances in gay society

I love it.

>>383433235
>having zero tastes

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>>383433412
>that one autistic fatty that makes sure to reply to everyone so people can both know and be annoyed by his unhealthy behavior.
Don't you have something better to do, like eating pure butter?

>>383433575
Why are you replying to me, shouldn't you be shooting up meth?

They're not that bad. I think some of it just comes from the artstyle. The only one that stands out for me as really missing the mark is second from the left. I can see what they were going for didn't completely nail it in execution.

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>>383425242
>all those beardless baby faces
They might as well be women

>>383433653
Do you have any other mental issue besides autism? Because if you can't see why one would make the connection between you being a fatty and butter, then I'm afraid you probable fall into the "mental retardation" category.

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>>383433810
>pic of anon right before posting this

Do y'all not realize these are just the Overwatch characters

>>383425242
2 and 5. All the rest are shit.
But you're welcome to disagree.

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>>383434262
Finally a sane person.

Also it's the long hair isn't it?

>>383427071
those who have standards will go for everything but black people,
those who don't will go for black people because muh dick

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>>383427436
That patch is Udmurtia. They're a Finnic people.

>>383425242
Literally me on your left

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>>383428120
this

>>383434362
Yeah. I'm also a sucker for pretty guys in general.

The other thing that people aren't considering is overall aesthetic. The blonde in the middle has a sweater tied around his shoulders, that's a pretty common douchebag flag.

>>383427049
german-celtics are the niggers of whites. all they did was run around naked killing and raping shit until romans and greeks gave them shit. even africa had huts and clothes.

>>383434071
>Reyes
>Young Hanzo
>Genji
>Morrison
>Lucio's dad
>Riverboat McCree
>Reinhardt/Torbjorn lovechild

>>383425242
i'd let them all run a train on me.

This was made by the gamegrumps crew, right? i thought they were straight

>>383428020
and they were the most successful of all whites by far. really makes you think

>>383435206
the only gamegrumps guy on it is vernon and he never even appears on the show. I don't even know what he does for it

>>383425242
They're all okay.

The Charlie Sheen winner on the left probably didn't need cheeks so gaunt, but he's still got the body so whatever.

>>383433810
>tfw I could get a body like this
>But cant grow a beard
Hold me bros.................................

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>Thought this was going to be a Gay Thread
>Its a /pol/ thread

>>383425242
only one of them is ugly

>>383434514
Are gingers the byproduct white people's pursuit for purity? The thinnest lips, the most sensitive skin to the sun, the most colorful hair, and the lightest eyes. It's like white people pushed the whole purity thing to the limit, and right as they approached the line, a few genes accidentally spilled over, creating gingers.

>>383426090
pics

>>383435573
let's not forget
> fat/guts vs /fit/
> /fit/ards nid validation of their bodies

>>383435701
Gingers are proof that the albino race that became known as white people made a deal with the devil to ensure their survival.

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>>383429878
>Race mixing
Nope. Blacks can have natural blonde and red hair.

>>383434873
The asian dude is top hunk too but both him and the guy in the middle are kinda bland in general.

>>383434965
and then they beat the romans because romans thought they could have open borders and tame barbarians. really makes me think!

Dude on the left reminds me of Harry Dresden.

>>383425242
The only good looking one is the vampire. Rest can leave.

I'm looking forward to playing this but god help me if this isn't shaping up to having fanbase worse than cancer. Older guys are hot but people calling people they want to fuck "daddy" and making "dadsonas" is disgusting.

Also, I can already see all the million shitty copycat vns that will spring from this.

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>>383425242

>>383431206
That's the sequel, you play as a mom romancing other moms

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They did a stream showing off a bit of the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ct_XGEQq7I

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they're putting some band inside it now and i dont know why and the fuck this game even is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVuB1ZASrGw

>>383439793
>game grumps trying to advertise themselves and some shitty bands by using the gays

>>383433919
t. low test skeleton

>>383439793
The band just has a cameo and song

>>383426090
Will you be my dream daddy

Why did they make the far left so obviously poz

>>383442394
Only dad worth caring about.