Find a flaw

>>383415651
the thing don't have exactly 9999 games

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>>383415651
If you are homeless, these are pretty much your only option

>>383415890
I mean, it's Tetris right? Tetris is great no matter what.

>>383416237
Yeah but it brings me those awful memories of me being homeless and scavenging for batteries to play on one of these.

>>383416237
Not that Tetris
They had tetrominos made out of 5 pieces

TETRIS > RACECAR > SNAKE > SPACESHIP > TETRIS with weird blocks

>>383417236
I always played the spaceship things, loved them
Is there any good vertical shooter that is modern I can play? I want to leave behind those dark days.

>>383417598
I'm sorry you were homeless anon, but don't just play modern shooters, play some SNES, PS1, and hell even PS2 classic shooters.

>>383417810
Oh I played a lot of snes, ps1 and nes stuff
I want new stuff now.

>>383415651
this is the only video game my mum has ever played
pretty sure she liked it too

>>383417997
I mean, I don't really know any modern vertical shooters that are out, but I do know the classics. If you don't mind my asking, were you born homeless, or, were you living in a house, and not able to afford paying for it anymore or what?

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>>383417997
2hu

>>383418268
My mother kicked me out of the house

No Doug button.

>>383415651
Half /v/ is too young to know it.

>>383418513
Damn, that blows anon.

>>383415651
still better than the switch

>>383418513
why?you didn't want to work or something?

>>383418417
avoid 2hu at all costs

>>383418819
I am schizophrenic and because of that I can't socialize or maintain a job, so she just got fed with it and kicked me out, but she didn't knew I was mentally ill.

>>383418580
>tfw you never got to Doug

>>383418951
now you are getting treatment so you don't become another school shooter?

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>>383415651
>boys in the first world counties were playing with GBA
>I played with this shit and thought it was the coolest thing ever

>>383419167
Yeah they force feed me with some fucking tablets everyday

>>383419201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>383419263
hmm we might need your psyker powers after chaos takes over the world.

so if you are being force feed,you are living inside a asylum?

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>>383418417
^This
2hu is easy to get into, very fun and "free" on top of that.

Also, it has a ton of memes and porn for you to enjoy as a side bonus.

Marisa is best girl.

>>383419487
No but the last time I didn't take them my mother and sister called the fucking ambulance and some faggots came and took me by force to the hospital
So yeah, basically same shit

>>383415651
9991 of them are tetris

It's noisy.

>>383419201
>Downloaded an app that has these games
Its not the same of course, playing tetris with a touch screen is shit

>>383415651
Great library, terrible resolution.

>>383417810
I don't usually recommend shit but you've had a hard life.
Try Touhou 6, 7, 9, 10 and 12. Don't touch 11 unless you really know what you're doing.
Other shmups are DoDonPachi, Deathsmiles, Thunderforce (IV is the best), Ikaruga, Crimzon Clover. If you have a PS2/can emulate, Gradius V.

Some people play HELLSINKER, those people are weird.
Hope you enjoy those!