So, good year, bad year? What was your favourite run?

>>383413135
i don't know exactly
they dumped on his failures during his last run https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/5o3lbc/the_story_about_how_almost_an_entire_speedrun/

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i am once more sufficiently disgusted that I may actually follow through and start my own tournament this time.

>>383413807
With all that no money?

>>383413916
I have money though.

Link to the Past and Jedi Outcast will make even the grumpiest Anon feel happy again.

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>>383413571
>check the vods and see breath of the wild
>it's run by a tranny
guess I'm not watching that at least the dark souls runs were good

This thread is now in emote only mode.

>>383413960
How much?

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>>383413571
made me want to try this again
I never played the singleplayer back in 2003 or whatever and only ever played on RP/clan multiplayer servers

>>383414113
I wasn't able to stop laughing at rise of the triad. So much swearing.

>>383414208
:3

>>383414208
:^)

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what cringe did we harvest this year?
all i saw so far was the double tranny kiss of death

I genuinely skipped the entire event, which is the first time since they started doing these. How many runs were made by trannies this event? The tranny rate is increasing exponentially each year, so I'm guessing there were at least 10 different tranny runners.

So far I only watched part of the BK run by Stivitybob. Why does that nigger never speak anyway?

>>383414212
Enough that I will probably give it a shot, even if it's only for my friends on 4chan to have a nice weekend watching actual speedruns.

It wouldn't cost me much. Let anyone enter free, run the tournament solely over the internet. The participants have to have their own stream gear/games, but they can always emulate those. All I would have to do is pay some server costs and put up the prize money.

>>383414486
>look up the schedule
>interesting game is being run
>runner has a female name
>watch the run
>it's a fucking tranny

What's her name /v/? It was Pikmin in sgdq2016 for me.

i didn't care about the tranny shit at all until the shoehorned botw run desu

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What run did some guy make an "assume my gender" joke?

Why were the Brits all so good?

Only thing I watched was the super metroid run. Now that I think about it, it's much more enjoyable to just watch a guy's stream so you don't have to put up with some retard trying to be funny.

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Seriously what's up with the absolute lack of actual female (female) runners and the increase of tranny (male) runners?

>>383414915
Gunnermaniac (forgot the run)

>>383414915
Pokeyman HG/SS

>>383414427
>what cringe did we harvest this year?
this is the kind of thing no one over 20 says unless they are complete faggots

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Everyone being nice in here. Im watching.

>>383414208
;DDDD

Friendly reminder that the tranny meme is all Withhelde's fault. People let it slide because he dressed like an old lady, was quiet, and brought a caterpillar with him. Next thing you know, 1 in 5 runners are falling for the tranny meme.

>>383414965
Were there any female runners?

>>383413571
Can anyone link me a vid of that guy getting interviewed by spikevegeta saying that crashing his console would be the worst thing ever in a run and then laughing very weirdly.
I forgot what game he ran

>>383413571
Shit has been garbage for the past few years ever since it went mainstream and now you can't make jokes or offend anyone unless you want to get banned by the tranny gestapo.

I was honestly amazed by how many trannies they managed to whip out like a magician pulling out an unending string of handkerchiefs and just when I thought they had run out they pulled out yet another.

>>383414965
You know how there's no such thing as girls on the internet? GDQ took that a step to far and replaced all of their males(female) with males(female(male)).

>>383415206
I don't think I've ever seen a female (female) runner in any *gdq, ever. The only one that comes to mind was some probably female Tetris Grandmaster player I saw some years ago called "Enchantress of numbers" but she was too ugly to tell if she was female or tranny, and on Google I can't find a definite answer.

What happened to Chibi? Did he find a room to stay in?

>>383413571
I'm going to watch the vods of the runs I slept or worked through.
Which ones are worth watching?

There aren't any esports trannies

>>383415538
enchantress is a tranny as well

>>383415563
Jedi Knight is high energy

>Runner plays game
>Dies during the run
>Somebody on couch: This is actually one the hardest parts of the game.

>>383415563
ALttP, Dork Souls 1, Jedi Outcast

Also Pokemon Heart Gold because of how wrong everything went.

>>383415645
Fuck. At these "gaming" events you can't even tell who is a tranny and who is an ugly female anymore.

>>383413571
It was alright.

I don't know if there was anything in particular that brought it down for me.
Miss blueglass and some other oldies I suppose.
Would've liked to be more in the mood for it right now so I could've appreciated what I got more.

alttp swordless was by far the best run imo.

>>383414573
you should really do it. also, a tournament style bracket block for mario maker because jesus christ those courses are insanely entertaining to watch

>>383415561

Everyone ignored him.

Pokemon HGSS. Dudes fucked, he's gonna get banned for sure.
>"Did you just assumed their gender"

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>>383413571
some of the stuff was a scad cringey, but overall its always a nice event to have on my second monitor while I work/do other things.

In my opinion, they really oughta mix up the games. I would tune in for the newer games, like the titanfall 2 run or pretty much anything sixth gen or later. Issues off the top of my head...

The megaman block is horrible, and its like a 12 hour testament to how shit the megaman series is and how horrible the people that like the games are. It's like 6 straight runs of the same goddamn game.

I was awake to see all of the diablo 2 speedrun and it was a prime example of a bad game to have at the event. There are no glitches to exploit (mostly), and with the entire game being RNG it's basically watching someone play normal difficulty really fast for 2 hours, which it was. I think the guy running it even spent time talking about his ex girlfriend while running, which was goddamn cringey.

The kingdom hearts run where they sang disney songs each gummi stage. It was a clear distinction of how the event has shifted from a humor of ultra-nerd gamers and into LOLRANDUM kind of humor. This is coupled with the large amount of trannies now present organizing and in the event. I know gaming draws your weird, and the speedrunning community draws the weirdest of the weird. But with this huge draw of a unique group, it puts runners on edge I think so they're not so entertaining. A good example of this was a year ago when they ran battleblock theatre and stampy was on the skype the whole time being weird. Was goddamn hilarious.

And finally, they need a better charity. Make-a-wish is a good one, or st judes or something. DwB is ambigous enough that I'm pretty sure the money goes to some big black hole and/or some execs pockets.

fucking trannies. they claim they are hated and discriminated but it's the opposite. they get paraded around as some pinnacle of greatness in the community and receive special treatment. they can go 30m over estimate and not get cut off (see sgdq2016 pikmin). they can break the rules all they want with no fear of any ban, all while if any non trans even hints at breaking a rule they get banned.

>>383414113
any good links to the jedi outcast one?

>>383415871
>The megaman block is horrible, and its like a 12 hour testament to how shit the megaman series is and how horrible the people that like the games are. It's like 6 straight runs of the same goddamn game.
So wrong

>>383415561
>>383415834

/ourguy/ chibi deserves better

I'm only interested in the SM64 run, was it any good?

>>383415834
So has anyone found his corpse yet?

>>383414573
Do it man. I wanna help with this.
>I just want to watch speedrun without bullshit is that too much to ask for

>>383415206
sonic cd i think her name was flying fox

>>383415961
Yes, the Cheesy guy did many hard tricks without trouble.

>>383415538
Rachel aka misskaddykins ran Octodad a few years back and she's actually a slightly cute female

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>>383415804
well, I have a rough draft of what I am thinking for a tournament. I didn't want to do just one game over and over again, so I used similar skill level games in each round, so it's new at the same time, but also more or less fair for all participants.

Will likely change some things though. The final round could even be a gauntlet, where they have to beat multiple games in succession.

>>383413571
my top 3 runs
Tranny anniversary with a runner playing MaM VI
Link to the past swordless run
Half life run

You don't need money to start a shit like this. You just need a twitch channel, something that can relay other people's stream and you're all set.

>>383416035
Thanks mister. I sent an email to the guys at speedrunslive, they already have the framework set up for streaming races, and I offered to pay their server fees for a month if they go along with my tournament idea.

>>383415856

Well that and the run being the biggest train wreck in recent history.

Hey everyone! Remember that Ninja Gaiden run you all liked so much? Well, the runner just announced some very exciting news!
https://pastebin.com/6zwuk33K

>>383415563

No one ever mentions Halo but it was a good run.

>>383416226
Is it a funny train wreck?

>>383415871

Hey to be fair one of the Mega Man games was also disgusting weebshit with blatant asset theft.

That's different at least.

>>383414573
Aren't you basically describing an /srg/ marathon? Do those guys do them anymore?

>>383414852
Was it any good? Supposedly the tranny broke an agreement between BotW runners to push gender politics.

>>383416273
It keeps happening

>>383416312

In short. They fucked up RNG manipulation of the gate and tried to struggle through the game for awhile.

When that failed they loaded a whole new cart with the RNG supposedly already perfect, but were unable to beat the final boss and the run had to be mercy killed.

>>383415871
MM runs are good. fuck you

>>383416312
If you enjoyed watching someone's hopes and dreams being slowly sucked out of him, then yes.

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>there are literally more trannys in this autist community than females

>>383416273
Jesus fuck

Something about speedrunning must be bad for your brain

Shame too because that guy had deadpan humour down.

>>383416324
I could be. Don't know.

>>383416273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

>>383415206
there was one, she ran a sonic game iirc

Ninja Gaiden for the SMS

>>383416584
it actually the oposite...
its like thinking that speedruning will make you autistic.
People with this kind of personality are much more willing to stay inside playing the same game over and over

>>383416273
Fucking hell, when will it end?

>>383416386
There was an agreement in the BoTW community not to submit the game to SGDQ, but a tranny waited until the last moment to submit knowing he would get in guaranteed. He is 8th on the leaderboard despite playing with amiibos.
In the end he died 3 times during the run and the time was bad. Also his commentary was inaudible.

>>383414486
Two of the biggest runs (Tetris and BotW) were run by trannies.

>>383416386
Died three times, muttering his "commentaries", didn't beat WR and that thing you said about how they were waiting for 2018 to submit BotW speedrun but he did it at the last moment while nobody else knew beforehand

>>383415871
Bad at Mega Man games, huh?

>>383416273
I guess speedruns take a lot out of someone. RIP.

>>383416742
its a coping mechanism, trust me I know something about that....
Ive started speedruning to get away from my problems.

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>>383414208

>>383414965
they have to balance the ratio so some are taking the duty by being trannies

>>383416273
The way that reads makes it sound like he's depressed and becoming a tranny for that reason. Which is like trying to heal a bullet wound by shooting it again with a higher calibre.

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Seriously, the cringe moments are the only reason to watch anymore. It's bog standard games being run with almost nothing new or interesting and basically a mouth piece to preach a gender narrative with a bunch of trannies circle jerking shit games and the worst of the worst nerds that even regular nerds would give swirlies to in high school. Jesus fuck.

>>383415834
I actually talked to Chibi about DK64 for a while. He was just chilling by himself working on some glitches. Seemed like a good dude.

>>383415645
Remember when protomangirl(male) misgendered enchantress but nobody made a big fuzz about it? talk about double standards

i didnt watch but im sure its mainstream enough now that my viewership doesn't matter

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>>383416273
>I came out to my parents and my close friends as a trans woman.

What the fuck is wring with speedrunners

>>383415425
https://youtu.
be/6BD88BWcbAQ

0:45

>>383416273
Is there any psychologistfag able to explain this? Speedrunners going crazy and starting to pretend they're girls can't be considered random events anymore.

>>383414148
They also used amiibo which makes it more boring

>>383416273
transsexuality is a real thing caused by a real hormonal imbalance, mismatched chromosomes or gonads
but how can anyone convince this is not just a fad right there?
I know Cosmo started taking hormones without a prescription

>>383416273
Speedrunning : not even once

>>383415892
https://www twitch tv/videos/157295442?t=01h28m50s

Enjoy

>>383416273
which ninja gaiden? the first one? wasnt that on NES?

>>383416035
Anyway, I do have to go, but I am hoping this works out. If it does, I probably will need help, it would be a bit much to do on my own. Like how to select people. I might take emails of anyone who wants to participate and draw names from the hat to get my 32 entrants. Or I might run a qualifying round.

any advice is helpful, but I have a spa appointment now

>>383416984
Shut up Chibi

>>383417106
what do amiibos do never played it

Its the first one where I didn't bother to watch any of it, It just feels dead to me now with all these safe strats and noone shooting for world records.

>>383413571
Was even team poor life choices there? They were like the last bastion of fun last time.

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>>383417058
This can't be coincidence.

>>383417283
There were like 5 WR's this sgdq though

>>383417101
they crave for attention
they think it's an easy way to fix their problems / depression

>>383415538
did that kungfufruitcup chick ever do a run or was just a couch warmer?

>>383417261
Pretty much give you items making it easier

Mirror Edge run was the best. Couch guy was mvp and seeing the player become upset was fucking hilarious

>>383417362
Oh? My interest has long faded due to what i mentioned, what games were they for?

>>383417198
Good luck m8!
Just whenever you get the footing going just make a public post somewhere and I'll find you.

>>383416273
They must inject some kind of mind virus during this events, this is just too much.

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>>383416273
wew lad

>>383414325
The threads during that run were amazing.

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>>383414313
feels good man

I actually really thought it was solid this time around in spite of the tranny scum attempting to bring it to ruin. Some real good quality runs in Link to the Past, Kingdom Hearts II, Jedi Outcast, and a few others.

Trending upwards, seems like there was more fun allowed at the event itself this year even if they went full Nazi mode on chat. I suspect AGDQ will be worse next year though, probably give Protomagicalgirl a shit ton of exposure since she's already bitching about not getting the attention she wanted out of it because of having to private her shit.

>>383414427
>double tranny kiss of death
link please

>>383417143
I'm the long haired guy in the back left who smiles and claps when they ask if we're ready for Jedi Knight. That was the highlight of my weekend.

>>383417101
Not a psychologist but this looks like a call for attention or a fad of some sort.

>>383417071
you know you can post youtube links without problem right?

Someone post the thumbs webm

>>383417451
>>383417362
One of those WRs was due to a skip in Mario Kart Wii that isn't allowed in the "no skips" version of the run.

>>383416273
well he sounded very girlish, like in lisp but I assume it was because he was closet homo or low on tests as expected in some nerds. But nowadays everyone who sounds like a girl is expected to be transwoman at any moment, I would've prefer if he was just gay

>>383416273
Disgusting.

>>383417530
>she

>>383417116
Have you noticed the amount of manboobs in a xGDQ event? About 80% of males there have really visible moobs. Not only does that mean that your hormonal balance is abnormal, it also often directly means that you're ashamed of how you look and just want to stay inside.

>>383417261
>>383417428
During the speedrun they were used to spawn in Epona, spawn in a few fish (for a strength potion I think, the reason given being that more weapons would have been needed otherwise) and spawn in several crates (that are then used with stasis to launch the player a significant height).

>>383416273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4oa29zp_ls the run

>>383417530
maybe he he didn't forget his bra everyday this wouldn't happen

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>>383416273
What the goddamn fuck

>>383417659
Yeah I know but I've been posting a lot of twitch clips and was still used to posting links like that.

>>383413571
Nier Automata

I found that guy's one hand playthrough amazing. At first I thought it was him just showing off but then I realized he didn't have a right hand.

>>383415871
>anon makes a good post
>only replies are butthurt MegaMan fans
Sasuga

Everyone was a shit. Chat couldn't get over the trannies and the trannies couldn't get over chat. Also, anyone who used twitter doing sgdq to bitch about sgdq is an attention whoring piece of shit.

>>383417362
Are you sure you arent talking about the runs with a slowed down timer?

>>383416273
>Okay well this guy is depressed that's really sad I gue-
>"I came out to my parents and my close friends as a trans woman."

Seriously, what is it with speedrunning?

>>383416789
Orca is a trans?

>>383417116
its only prevalent in this community cause theres a high amount of sadboys who think casting off their manly responsibility is how they'll become happy

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Would you be interested in a speedrunning event that had the following:
-No charity or corporate sponsors
-No streaming on Twitch (would be a privately-hosted video stream service)
-18+ entry only
-No restrictions on games to speedrun
-Lax restrictions on puns, jokes, speech, and behavior (as long as it isn't illegal or would get us sued)
-Free snacks and beverages for paid attendees
-Open room to play other games in addition to speedrunning
-Public ball pit and moon bounce

What do you all think? Honest opinion.

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>>383416273
>another tranny speedrunner
this needs to end

>>383418046
The people there are enablers. When they should be getting treated for depression they get the seed planted in their head that maybe they're the wrong gender and that's why they feel bad.

>>383418147
>-Public ball pit and moon bounce
Do you just want to munch on balls

>>383418147
>No streaming on Twitch (would be a privately-hosted video stream service)

For what purpose?

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>started speedrunning Dark Souls casually back in 2013
>stopped doing it before Dark Souls II came out because I felt guilty that there were so many games I wasn't playing

I dodged a fucking bullet there

>>383418147
No trannies

>>383416779
>despite playing with amiibos.
any% and any% no amiibos are seperate runs. There were enough actual problems with the run; I don't know why people keep talking like using something the
catagory specifically permits is cheating.

>>383418336
You could have been a tranny by now

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>>383415871
MM block was boring most of their games but the MMX2 race was worth it only to see Caleb chike to 3rd place. Nothing made me more glad than to see him being humiliated that way, egotistical faggot should wear a t-shirt next time and focus on the games rather than showing off muscles

>>383416273
is there a source? where they got this pastebin from?

>>383418234
>Get treated for depression
>Have to take literal happy pills
Not saying cutting the dick off is any better. But there has to be a better to convince these people they aren't trans. Just bitter and or sad.

>>383418046
>tt's not healthy to play the same fucking game all day for months
who would have thought?

>>383418067
Yes

>>383418147
Would be down, but I wouldn't mind if we stream from Twitch. Or hell do multistreaming.

>>383418147
Sounds great but unachievable without some kind of corporate sponsorship.

>>383415660
>>383415687
>>383416280
Thanks.

>>383418147
>no charity or corporate sponsors

Impossible unless you want to host every event in your basement.

>>383418336
Very lucky, anon

>>383418147
>moon bounce
Bouncy castle you mean

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>>383418067
>>383416789

>people in gdq agreeing to not speedrunning botw
>orca goes full shitstain mode and get botw in at the very last minute despite taking part in the agreement
>orca is also a tranny who don't even try to look good

>>383416789

>said trannies made a shit ton of rules
>break their own rules by kissing

fucking hypocrites, all of them

>>383418418
There's more to treating depression than just medication. Either way, pills or no pills, it's better than letting them become a tranny.

>I'm not watching just because the runners are trannies
I'm not defending them, I know probably most of them are delusional and mentally ill in other ways, but:
Why do you guys care so much?
Why are you so offended by them being trans?
Can't you look past that onto other aspects of their personality?

I get feeling uncomfortable, whatever. But choosing not to watch a run solely because the runner is trans? Seriously? Yet I bet you make fun of SJW for being [TRIGGERED] by everything.
Grow the fuck up.

All the races were shit, and stopped being races like 10 minutes into each one, since one person would pull so far ahead. The Super Metroid race this year was embarrassing as fuck.

>>383418147
Add some real girls if possible

>>383418487
If we do it Convention style we could have an entry fee to cover for cost.

>>383418675
Races suck. They're never actually exciting, always just a chokefest.

>>383418660
Who is Orca and what is this kissing between two of them people keep talking about? I didn't watch the end because it ran into fucking night time which was another issue I had with it.

>>383418660
they're mentally ill men who thirst for attention by acting like women
what do you expect

>>383418665
Because I watch speedrunning to be entertained, and there's is no such thing as an entertaining tranny because it comes with depression.

>>383418660
was the botw run that dlc shit that just came out?

>>383415871
>The megaman block is horrible, and its like a 12 hour testament to how shit the megaman series is and how horrible the people that like the games are. It's like 6 straight runs of the same goddamn game.
That's the point you moron.

>>383418836
This. There are no chill trannies.

>>383418840
No, just Any% straight to Ganon.

>>383418665
Because they're the products of a retarded and dangerous fad

>>383417832
The fact that he has to share that with the world is disturbing enough on its own. Its like he doesn't care what kind of attention he gets so long as he gets it.

>>383418147
Huge pipe dream, you could never host such an event and if you did it would have 2 attendees and 3 viewers.

>>383418836

streaming is also a visual medium, and having to see a tranny on screen is disgusting.

>the sniffer struck again
it was good

>>383418665
MtF trannies are incredibly hard to deal with.
Either they look like an ugly dude in a wig and a dress or they look somewhat like a girl and then they open their mouth and the bird is out. Both cases basically make everyone around uncomfortable because it a) draws attention b) breaks normal societal interaction standards. You just don't know how to deal with these. 100% of the time they're just attention whores. Call me a she, don't give me the wrong eye, don't joke at my expense, ever, which makes the whole thing doubly uncomfortable.

It goes with the territory that almost every tranny at GDQ have been terrible players. They do nothing but shit up the event.

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>feelio when the speedrunning community has more female (male) than female (female)

>>383414148

desu it wasn't even a good run

>subpar commentary
>runner was difficult to hear because he'd talk softly and speak so fast that he was almost slurring words together
>died three times before getting to hyrule castle
>only good tricks were stasis skips
>calamity ganon was boring because he was stunlocked to death in phase 2
>used pirated amiibos to spawn the best horse and spawn add'l metal boxes for skips
>run was still five minutes slower than the WR for any% no amiibos

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>>383418287
>>383418292
>>383418361
>>383418456
>>383418487
>>383418560
>>383418636
>>383418749
.>>383419010

So a few things:

The nix on Twitch is because of Twitch moderators and also because of their rules like no shirtless dudes. We would want to have at least the rematch of trihex v caleb on arm wrestling.

With sponsors or charity events we would be required to follow certain guidelines. Perhaps we could barter with other sponsors that are more lax like G-Fuel or something comparative. I agree that corporate sponsors are necessary, but fuck charities. This shit is for speedrunning and fun, not for donating to African immigrants coming into Europe/America.

Lastly, yes...a bouncy castle.

>>383416273
Oh for fucks sake.

>>383413571
>So, good year, bad year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCZDWZFtyWY

>>383418147
you live in la la land

>>383419030
Trannies seem to think the only thing they need to do to be "women" is to wear women's clothing and dye their hair some stupid-ass bright color. I don't know why more women aren't furious about this since it's basically the girl equivalent of blackface.

Stop talking about trannies and post good runs.

https://www twitch tv/videos/157222444?t=29m04s

>>383416273
Surely he should look at the reaction to his run and rethink things.

>>383418810

Orca is a shitty tranny who "speedrunned" botw for attention. he knew people wanted that shit, but the speedrunning community for it was still in infancy. What he provided was just a shitty let's play while he was muttering shit

The kissing took place on the duo tetris event. the two trannies were playing together and not even half-way through they floppy and then kissed themselves.

>>383419123
Probs gonna get a lot of flack for this suggestion, but what about streaming to YouTube?

>Inb4 YouTube is more cancerous than Twitch

>>383416273
i don't believe this shit
this guy is the master of ruse

if all these turns out to be true, I will consider stopping watching xGDQ, in fear of converting into a tranny, desu

at this point i'm pretty sure that gender confusion is a symptom of autism

>>383419123
If you're a squillionaire, by all means go for it and pay for it out of pocket. Otherwise you're going to need sponsors.
Ditching Twitch also cuts down a lot of potential viewership, unless you don't really care about people watching your stream that's a problem.

>>383418665
The event is about the games and the charity. Anyone using the event to elevate themselves or manufacture drama on social media should be axed. It just happens that trannies make up a good portion of those people.

>>383419123
Just go to NASA.

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>>383419123
>moon bounce

>>383418147
that shit would be amazing
throw in a king of the hill of any game, and you are set
it would be really cool to watch a true non rehearsed king of the hill

>>383419267
They don't never wear women's clothing. They wear tranny clothing. Women don't wear that shit.

>>383418418
>>Have to take literal happy pills
Happy pills aren't a thing. Or rather, they're generally not prescribed. The thing people fear about anti-depressants is that they tend to, as far as my knowledge stretches, be emotional sedatives. So you don't feel sad, but you also don't feel happy. Or anything.

It's one of my bigger fears. Being turned into just a husk.

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Which runner started this tranny shit? Who can I blame?

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>>383416273
>https://pastebin.com/6zwuk33K
>guy has a great run and he's entertaining because he's so deadpan and doesn't give a fuck
>"I came out to my parents as a trans-woman"

This is fucking awful. Is this how you guys felt when Cosmo came out as a tranny?

>>383419453

It is, but doctors tend to go along because they need the money.

>>383416273
speedrunning should be considered a mental disease
I'm not joking

>>383419621
Cosmo

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>>383416273
>I came out as a tranny for my parents and close friends OH AND ALL OF THE INTERNET
look like it's a very personal thing for xerself and not at all a cry for help

>>383419624
i don't care because i'm not mentally ill

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>>383413571
Was there really anything too spectacular this year? Most of the big runs we've seen already and there wasn't much cringe I noted besides the usual trannies and that awful singing incentive during KH2, not something magical like Chibi or WAH.
I'll give it a 7/10 just because it gave me some white noise to listen too while playing vidya.

>>383419708
It is, after all, the most degenerate act.

>>383419797

not really. the people who used to make the event fun either were banned or don't go anymore. The event has been corporatized to hell and turns people into trannies.

>>383419624
I use to really enjoy cosmos streams and then he started doing the shit with the nail polish and I couldn't watch anymore it only got worse from there

Is it possible to be any gayer than two trannys kissing each other? As a p/u/re fan, it felt like a perversion of everything I hold dear, a blasphemy of the highest order.

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>pulls up next to you
>hey faggot, heading to sgdq?
>wat do

>>383419624
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>>383416273
How do we know if it was made by him and not by some random guy on /v/?

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>>383419759
>starts the whole tranny trend
>is also the ugliest of all the trannies

I don't even know

>>383420031
Username

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>chat with buddy while watching The DS runs
>suddenly interview with 2 weird looking troglodytes
>we just sit there in awe of all memes becoming Reality
>Friend just types "shit man, i'm loosing it Over here "
>getting max comfy with some grade A cringe

although the both trannies actually seemed like some decent, harmless people. it's just so damn funny that trannies have become a meme in the speedrunning Community

>>383420009
No, I don't have autism.

>>383420031
What if that post IS by him.

>>383420009

Report them for their problematic use of the word "fag--t".

>>383420031
Probs some random guy on /v/ to rustle some "Speedrunning = trannies" jimmies.

LttP race was fun, Kingdom Hearts II had a good crew (enjoyed the singing, actually), SMB relay too. Also liked Super Truck, overcoming the developer crashing the game.

Nothing quite as fun as Jack and Daxter, though.

Will that European speedrun thing be broadcast?

>>383419624
>people thought he wouldn't be back because he was going to kill himself
>it was actually because he was killing his male identity and becoming a tranny instead

>>383420009
Tranny road trip. Funny.

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>>383420009
>those gross man tits
does estrogen to this to them or is it some pads or something

>>383420184
>enjoyed the singing, actually
It was nice but this is like what, the third time they did this? Same people, too

>>383420031
If someone had the autism to type that out as a troll, my figurative hat is off to them because it's a damn good one

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>>383416273
The taint of Chaos has been allowed to run unchecked for too long.

>>383420097
>>383420173
Oh fuck this account is over 3 years old.

>>383420009
>jump in
>tell them about lifting
>tell them about eating fat, eating cholesterol, eating gluten, eating lactose, and tasty meats
>tell them about how bad is soy for them
>tell them everything is going to be fine
>tell them about running every day
>tell them about not giving a fuck about people, and how to spot finding the support of others
>tell them that being faggot is still better than taking pils
>tell them about pharma, and how they are cashing on diabetics, and now trans people

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>>383420213
it all makes sense now

>>383419624
I think Cosmo has way more wrong with him than just the tranny shit. Compared to the other trannies at GDQ, while they too are clearly off their rocker Cosmo makes them look like little babies.

>>383413807
Who is that girl on the right?

>>383420268
they looked the same before I bet
>>383420093
he was actually cute as a guy

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>>383418665
>choosing not to watch a run solely because the runner is trans?
>Grow the fuck up.
Yeah, NOT watching something because it doesn't appeal to you is not only childish but it also makes you a political zealot

fucking retard

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>>383416273
what a narcicist

>>383416273
so I guess I'll unsubscribe from his youtube again, if it is even still up

>>383419790
This, this, this!!! It's the TRANSPHOBES who are the mentally ill ones! Perhaps THEY should be put into an institution! Becoming transgendered is the true red pill!!!

>>383420009
whitepeople.jpg

>>383420268
I doubt it's estrogen, the only """"""""""""tranny"""""""""""" I know wussed out of actually taking hormones and is literally a dude in a dress who acts like how he thinks women act like.

>>383416273
>he told us he won't be back and he was serious
Yeah, rip.

>>383420423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4JksKdcd38

>>383420093
Fucking nossies go back to SchreckNet

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>>383416273
>be a starting out speedrunner
>not super famous but well known enough to be a fun guy and good runner
>go to a GDQ as a man expecting a great time
>everyone is miserable and autistic
>nobody watches anything unless it's a speedmeme game like Super Metroid
>staff act like the gestapo if you step outside of their rules
>you come back as a diseased freak who wants to be a woman
>quit speedrunning
>this happens to every guy running
There's something in the water whenever they hold this event, I'm convinced.

>>383420423
he's the only one who got sodomized by JOHN MOTHERFUCKING NUMBERS

>>383413571
Was bonesaw back? Cause all I really care about gdq are tetris and bonesaw playing jak and daxter.

>>383419624

>tfw used to watch cosmo

>my mom would make fun of his nail polish and i'd laugh and she thought he was probably really gay or a weirdo

>brushed it off and then cosmo became a tranny

speedrunners are usually socially awkward or strange but mom got it right.

>>383419123
Well you need to have some wrestling matches in between runs so shirtless is probably going to be necessary.

>>383420808
>beat your opponent so hard they become a tranny
Truly a man beyond bounds.

>>383419123
Do you have friends in the speedrunning community?

>>383420895
He was able to sit near the couch but they didn't give him a microphone and every time they took a picture of the couch for advertisments he was cut out.

>>383420895
Bonesaw was in the couch for one run but I heard he didnt even have a mic.

>>383420895
He was on the couch for Silent Hill 2 but they didn't let him have a microphone and from what I can tell he fucked off the event pretty swiftly after that to chill with people

>>383420792
The event seems pretty cancerous all around. From management to the runners themselves. Probably best you get shunned for not being a part of the "community", which appears inclusive.

>>383420808
>>383420971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AoOa-Fz2kw

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so what happened with him?

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>>383418147
That's what fucking NASA is minus the autistic shit like a ball pit. It was created by literal /srg/ fags because of how shit GDQs have gotten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70-1fHJIQM&feature=youtu.be&t=4826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLzhsVHJ3ik

>>383420704
>OoT any% WR IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT REEE I'M ACTUALLY THE WR HOLDER IT'S SUBJECTIVE

Gee whiz, Cosmo.

Gee whiz.

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>>383419996
This, I really enjoyed his stream. Suddenly he started painting his nails because "He liked how it looked" and I was like ok whatever. Then I stopped watching for a few months and I found out that he got mindbroken by John Numbers and he became a tranny. What a shame.

>>383420009
>get in the car loser
>we're speedrunning video games

>>383420792
>he hates the run so much he turns tranny
>people liked the lone wolf meme run because it was so awkward and full of bizarre dry commentary
Pottery

Press F for Stoneman

Redpill me on bluegrass

>>383421129
>cfb
Isn't that the dude who got banned from GDQs for telling everyone to kill themselves?

>>383421197
Didn't he always mess around with painting his nails though? I thought remember really old pics of him with painted nails.

>>383421197
John Numbers is a meme, the real trigger was losing the record.

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>>383420009
I tell them to start speedrunning life.

>>383421340
ie. even when he was dating that one girl with the acne on her titties ie. when he was still presumably mostly sane

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>>383421129
>supporting white supremacists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWgb-Jrk5tQ&t=290m0s

FFVVII was GOAT, with ALTTP and Jedi Outcast 2 right behind.

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>>383416273
That's it. I'm done watching speedruns.

Don't wanna wake up with a wig and thong one day.

>>383421225

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

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>>383418147
literally NASA

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>>383416273
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to be a cute girl with a huge cock, nothing ever comes from it being that it's a fantasy, but the thoughts to enter my mind from time to time. I just jerk it to some nice futa hentai or something then get back to my regular life. I'm glad I'm not deluded into thinking that this is some kind of closeted behavior and that I'm actually a women trapped in a mans body. Thank god I'm relatively normal.

>lack of female runners throughout the year
>a brave few decide to transition to fill in the diversity bingo cards so the thinkpieces praise GDQ
>rake in additional money from the liberal left for Uyama to launder

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>>383421340
Idk, maybe I just started noticing one day, I can't remember if he always had a camera pointing to his controller. Even with the nail polish thing I would have never predicted that he would become a tranny/nosferatu.

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>>383421579
>Dick Wolf tshirt

>pokemon HGSS
>guy on couch makes "assume (blank) gender" joke
>within the hour twitter shitstorm and the guys are banned from any further events.

>>383421579
ruined by trumpets

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>>383418147
How the hell do you plan to pay for this?
This is like what a 12 year old would say he would do if he won a million dollars.

>>383421427
>The pink monkey
RIP.

>>383421171
Cosmo held the record for a brief time. Narcissa never did.

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>>383421745
here's the specific pic I was thinking of, and yeah it's from 2012

https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/268730184658735104

>>383415538
DIdn't Bananas, or whatever her handle is, run an Oracle game a few years back?

She was purdy cute.

>>383415961
Very dry. Every remark from the couch had a silent "I could have done that, and better" behind it. Good tech but the SM64 runners are boring and jealous people.

>>383421879
It said paid attendees.

>>383421964
Low standards anon

>>383421579
They all look like neo /pol/ shitposters.

>>383421759
>primary content comes from awkward nerds
>throw them on live camera to audience of 150k
>tell them to behave or they get banned

why dont they just do a delayed feed like live television does

>>383421759

To be fair his run was shit as well.

>>383422002
Your tickets would have to be several hundred dollars each to cover something like that at the minimum

>>383422024
they look like 4chan users from literally any board because that's what they are

unless you've deluded yourself and you believe people on /v/ are attractive and that you yourself are an attractive normal person and not an outcast like literally everyone else here? lol

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>>383420009
I don't travel with homophobes

>>383415538
at least one of the previous events was held at essentia's house. i think she herself ran kingdom hearts or something that year

>>383422020
Well it's been a few years and I don't remember her too well.

Still a female though. Right....?

>>383422127
speak for yourself loser im a god

>>383421879
If I had a million dollars I wouldn't host a speedrunning event, I would pay Remy Lacroix to let me fuck her while she is pregnant.

>She didn't do porn while pregnant

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>383418147
>public ball pit
ball pits are plastic sewage nests
like a little piece of China you can just jump right into if you hate yourself

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>>383422130
Our grandparents died in wars for this

>>383414965
Females (female) have more important things to do than memorize video games

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>>383414965
>>383414965
this was a girl (female)....right?

>>383415871
They've been doing that singing shit since the start. Skip to the 4 hour mark here to see
https://youtu.be/noI3JmpInRM?t=14512

>>383422130
>shitty

This is the "comfy" of SJW political arguments.

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>>383422306
What a missed opportunity

>>383422127
I'm a cute boy, you bitch!

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I debate going trans from time to time. But then I do what I do and run it by raw, brutal logic. It would mean willingly becoming a drug addict and a physical dependent while also sacrificing the integrity of my skeletal and circulatory system. It would mean constant upkeep and care. It would increase my already genetically high risk of diabetes or an aneurystic blowout. It would mean I gain weight more easily and would rob me of my ability to retain muscle. I already lack any ability to retain muscle, so I'd end up becoming a skeleton. I'm also a scar-tissue-covered, barrel-chested, hairy ape thing.

It's pretty close in the end, but by sheer weight of logic the whole idea never really works out.

I will say one thing, though. Trans chicks need to stop being skelly. They need to maintain as formidable a physical shape as they can. Because trying to look skinny just tends to make them look like a meth skeleton. Hit the fucking gym. If you can't be pretty, at least go full Brienne-mode and have an excuse for it.

>>383422537
Comfy is an excellent descriptor to anyone who is not autistic.

I want to speedrun a game just so I can get accepted make the most uncomfortable run ever.

>>383422537
No, you're thinking of "problematic"

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So, would you, /v/?

>>383419123
The issue with your plan is that you need an absolute fucking assload of bandwidth to get a decent quality stream for a non-tiny amount of users. If you've got the resources to make it happen, then cool, but it's not as easy as renting a single VPS to mirror your stream off of, unless your target audience is around 200-300 users at most.

>>383422651

It's an excellent descriptor to 15 year olds and people too dense to make real arguments.

>>383422652
You'll have big shoes to fill against that Crash 2 guy

>>383422694
Punch it?

>>383422714
Autist. That's like saying poetry is for people too dumb to grasp reality, when the opposite is intact true.

>>383422795
tfw too smart to grasp reality

>>383422694

Trannies that don't even try are the worst. Fix those eyebrows and do something about the 5 o'clock shadow.

>>383415871
I think the megaman block needs to be toned down for a year or so and only focus on stuff like the mmx2 race.

Then again, I hate all the blocks that we get every year. I'd rather see more games than the same ones every year.

>>383422694
not even with a paper bag

>>383422856
I was glad to see Might and Magic finally show up, those games are amazingly broken even if a bit hard to appreciate if you haven't played them yourself.

>>383415871
>REEEE I DON'T LIKE MEGA MAN
Fuck off bro, just mix it up with shit like Legends and Zero.

>>383422795

Who said anything about poetry before you did? Why are you even bringing that up?

Saying something is "comfy" isn't a real argument, just as saying a person is being "shitty" isn't a real refutation. Words like these are just vices for inarticulate people.

>>383413571
There hasn't been a good GDQ event since 2012

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>>383420424
>girl

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>>383422645
>TFW some guy hits you with a club and you think it's a hate crime when in reality it was just a paladin trying to purge the land of hostile undead

>>383422694
Orca's nice, please don't bully

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she's fine

>>383413807
her eyes are way too caring for asuka

>>383413571
too many trannies

favourite run was ff7 surprisingly. I've never sat through a >3 hour run before

>>383423052
what the fuck, who's the other "girl"

>>383422960
Divinity co op was neat, too.

There are more obscure games with really neat runs to watch.

Pulseman was great a few years ago.

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>>383423052
Still waiting for all the speed-trannies to reveal all this shit is just a joke

Even the fucking balding manlet known as Mofat is a """girl""" now

>>383416273
>I came out to my parents and my close friends as a trans woman.

What the fuck? Is this shit catching or something?

Do they put something in the water at GDQ events?

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>>383423052
What's "her" endgame

>>383422130
Wait, so it's only okay if men who think they're actually women inside put on women's clothes or it's a hate crime? Who the fuck gets to decide this shit? Is there a tranny high counsel or something?

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>>383423052
>I'm a lesbian male-to-female going through body conditioning.
So, STRAIGHT.

>>383423050
>pretended to honor the no-run submission until the last moment so they could sneak in their run

Shitty person

>>383423050
Yeah it's really fucking nice to go behind the backs of your peers just so you can get some attention

btw guys, I'm a girl from now on. Atfer all, I own a dress. Only a girl would own a dress.

>>383415538
who ran Quackshot last year? was that a girl?

>>383423052
did "she" get banned for this? im pretty sure that twitch has pretty strict rules nowadays

>>383413571
so far it´s ok
and as always the best run is the kingdom hearts run

>>383423215
Sauce me up senpai.

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>>383420704
>tfw Cosmo seriously needs professional help but he will never get it because he lives in an echo chamber telling him how beautiful and strong he is

>>383415538
wasn't there a girl on the shitty ld42 "speedrun" last year

>>383414965
Lack of female speedruners = someone had to take one for the team.

>>383422694
No, I would not fuck Howard Stern.

>>383423325
That was a girl, it was a good run too gameplay/commentary wise.

I even want to say it was Kunfufruit or whatever the announcer's name is

>>383423384
https://exhentai.org/g/351989/b26dea5d16/