Octolings > Inklings

if your 12 year old self was transported to your 20 something self today masturbating to splatoon porn, what do you think your 12 year old self would think about you?

Are my eyes deceiving me or did they give the tentacles physics so they don't clip.

That's pretty fucking good

Pearl = Callie > Marie > Marina

>>383411572
That it's time to lose my virginity

>>383411572
I'd probably ask if I still played runescape

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>that tentacle sliding over her arm
>imagining it sliding over my dick instead

>>383410268
It's good that Japanese media is becoming more diverse, but it's useless if they keep up their racist immigration policies and refuse to let any actual black people into their country.

Things will have to change if Japan is to have any hope at surviving in the modern world.

>>383412393

She isn't a nigger, she's brown.

>>383412548
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history? How does it feel to know that racists like you will be looked back on as the pure evil that you are by future generations(who, by the way, won't have very many whites in them)?

It must suck to be so afraid of progress all the time.

This shit is disturbing. Is this what nintendo boys fap to nowdays?

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>>383412861

C'mon man, you can do better.

>>383413630
>you don't agree with my opinion so you must just be trolling!

I hope you're the one here who's trying to troll, and that you're not really this sheltered to think that everyone agrees with you.

>>383411683
It's not perfect, but Nintendo had been getting really good at little details like that.

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WATCH IT

>>383413981

it's... quite adorable.

>>383411572
I'd be surprised that I wasn't into more degenerate shit.

I was into fucked up shit when I was a kid.

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>>383412861

>>383411572
To be perfectly honest 12 year old me would probably rape 22 year old me.

>>383411683
The tentacles visibly clip several times in that webm.
Are you blind?
What is it like?

>>383410268
arent octos literally the evil race? How come she gets pass? I didn't play 1 or have a switch tho.

is she some kind of rape babby

>>383414702
We still don't know

>>383411572
splatoon porn is normalfag central compared to the furry and shota I was looking at back then

of course, I'm still more degenerate than ever, so 12 year old me would probably enjoy my patrician collection

>>383414010
BEGONE THOT

>>383414626
idk im scared

>>383411572
12 year old me would join in. I didn't do anything but jerk off to cartoons back then.

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>>383411572
I don't fap to splatoon porn, but 12yo me would still be disgusted by what I've become and would kys at 14, before losing all his friends, becoming girls best friend, failling at uni and #fitness virgins

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>>383411572
I was jerking off already at 12

>>383411572
We'd be the exact same height and weight. It wouldn't be too weird.

>>383414010
how incredibly fucking lazy

>>383415828

you were jerking dudes off when you were 12? when did you start blowing them?

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>>383416029
14

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The fucking music is amazing. I give all the credit to Marina. Especially for Ebb and Flow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRnExgJfNEo

Brawl is also GOAT for getting these.

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>>383410268
I've never understood the thing behind people wanting to fuck the little girls in Splatoon.

But now...

>>383412548
She's black, faggot. Get over it.

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>T H I C C
right :^)

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAY
XD

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>>383410268
>Attitude, ATTITUDE ...HEADPHONES!
>can we put her in more of a "hip hop" context?
>gimme a nice shmear of surfer
>we should Rastafy her by 10% or so
>i thinks she needs a little more attitude

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>>383416737
marina sounds like a latin name uwu

>>383417465
White person who is named Eric/Marco
Then what
Also black latinos exists

>>383414783
JFC how deep is this lore

>>383417760
ohh right I forgot About cocainelanders