You walk into a club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass,

>>383407680
>140 lbs
Is he anorexic?

>>383407680
>Weird ass markings
Blizzard character design at work again, what''s next? A French character with a large white curly wig?

Thank him for giving me a gf

>>383407680
Watch her rocket into a wall and die

>>383407680
this depends on which hand he slapped her ass with.

if he used the doomfist hand then she's definitely dead.

Plan the funeral

She dead

Cry because the love of my life just died when this animal slapped her in the ass with his super weapon, one that turned her into a pile of giblets and mashed potatos.

Then call the police and let justice do it's work.

>>383407680
>140 pounds
I pick him up and toss his ass outside lmao. 140 at 6'5 is anorexia

>>383407680
>6'4, 140 lbs

Do you have zero sense of scale or what?

>>383407680
Did he use baby hand or gigga nigga hand?

>>383408301
He probably meant 240

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>>383407680
>6'5
>140 pounds
Beat the shit out of him.

>140 pounds
I'm 5'6" and I weigh 140 pounds

>>383407680

He's 260

Is there anything sadder than seeing a fairly recent joke used again and all the people who don't recognize it?

Smash out his break light in the parking lot so he is shot and killed on his way home.

>>383408395
meteor strike

>>383407680
I scrape up my girfriend's crushed corpse with a shovel.

>>383407680
>140 pounds
is he okay?

>>383408661
lol

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>You walk into a gym and this girl slaps your ass, what do you do?
>btw shes 6'0, 140 pounds

>>383407680
>140 pounds
Literally hallow. What ever will I do? Push him over and watch as he struggles to get up? He wouldn't even be able to stand with that fucking fist because there is no way in hell at that weight and height he is strong or healthy enough to do so.

>>383409118
Women are on average 20-40% weaker than men. If I'm walking into the gym I am almost certainly stronger than her.

>>383408630
not everyone is here all day, every day

>>383409118
Wrestle her for dominion which "inadvertently" leads to her sitting on my face

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>>383409118
>H-haha
>do that awkward anime back of the neck rub that I do when embarrassed
>go home early and furiously jack off
>never go back

>>383409118
Turn around, get on my knees, and bow down to her, for she is a goddess.

>>383409118
Ask for more

>>383409397
Shame you'll never go to a gym then

turn 360 degrees and walk away LOL

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>>383409671

>>383409671
I went to the gym for a year and a half prior to a work-related injury. I'm moving in a few month and will have my own personal gym so there won't be a need. Nice try, kid.

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>>383409118
Become a nervous wreck and smile like a retard.

>>383407680
>140 pounds

With all that muscle OP? Really?

>>383407680
I AM OBON SON OF DUDU OSUN

>>383410061
Uhu, sure anon. Enjoy your cardbox under the bridge

tell him I fuk your mom OP. bitch ass nigguh

Do what every fellow whyte boi should do and give over my partner to the superior BBC

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>>383407680
>140 lbs

>>383407680
Sucker punch him in the chin.

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You walk into a club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
btw hes 6'5, 140 pounds

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>>383409118
Turn around and fuck her right in the pussy because I'm a 6'0" alpha, not like you beta manlet fags.

>>383410316
I will. You enjoy being literally 12.

>>383409487
You should kill yourself.

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>>383407680
>140 pounds
Throw him back to Ethiopia.

>>383410647
You seem obsessed with kids. Moving to a nice cell in prison?

>>383407791
You fool! his mechanical arm is filled with helium which reduces his weight and makes it possible to do his sick punch attacks. He's likely around 210 Pounds

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>>383410628
>6'0"
King of the manlets is still a manlet Anon.

>>383407680
Cry while Doomfist is laughing as I clean up her remains

>>383411137
I'm actually marrying your mom and we're redoing the house. Funny that you had to find out this way.

>>383411472
Good. My mother is ugly and lonely. Glad you're stepping up for her

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YOU WALK INTO A CLUB AND THIS GIRL SLAPS YOUR ASS, WHAT DO YOU DO

>BTW shes 10'000m tall and 60'000 TONS

>>383411627
Die.
If I somehow survive, fug.

>>383408447

This.

>>383408447
you mean the bones lmao

>>383407680

Pick him up and throw his dumbass.

>>383407680
uh 10 stone?

>>383411608
>>383411137
Just blow each other already you faggots.

>>383415029
I'll blow you if you don't apologise for being rude to my friend

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>>383409118
>ywn be dominated by a Muslim girl

>>383407680
>6'5
>140 pounds
hello mr skeltal

>>383415241
>all Eastern women are submissive
>all Western women are disgusting
It hurts.

>>383408453
well you're fat

>>383407680
I slap his ass in return and ask if he wants some company. That would still make me less of a faggot than OP