Switch Kernel Access Has Been Obtained

>>383402752
>https://twitter.com/derrekr6/status/884106715888848899

Nintendo deserve it.

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blanc always gets raped early

>>383402752
uh oh. someone should report this to Nintendo

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Now good luck obtaining a Switch to do anything with this

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why can't hackers use their autism to jailbreak more worthwhile consoles instead like the ps4?

>>383402752
Going to grab a Switch once it's hacked.

(:

I'm in.

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>>383402752
It's over!

>>383402959
>jailbreak a console that's always online
Retard

>>383402752
Great news, now all we have to do is wait until Nintendo finally releasy some games so we can pirate them.

>>383402959
this
>no ps2 roms

>>383403014
also this

>>383402984
That'll be in 2021 because moralfags

Time for lots of stability updates and bans.

IM ok with hacks but not for at least 2-3 years.

Let the system live and get games before blowing it wide open and killing it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great! I got a Switch as a gift but I'm a poorfag so I can't afford many games. Looking forward to it.

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>This is part of Nintendo's master plan to make Switch demand skyrocket
YOU FUCKERS DON'T FALL FOR IT

Oh boy! I can't wait to play... Uhh...

>>383402959
>Jail-breaking a closed handheld is just as easy as jail-breaking a system that is constantly updated
It's not worth it. Someone would need a REALLY good internet connection to pirate most western PS4 games. Heck, you'd run out of legit computer harddrive space attempting to do so.

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>switch for 10000 fucking tacos (500 usd for you ameriburgers)

>>383403253
Wojak nooooooo

>>383402959
Because the PS4 isnt worth it obviously.

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>>383402752
>hack switch
>error 002-0102
Nah I ain't touching that shit, not when people still haven't figured out how a ton of hacked 3DSes got randomly banned in the last wave even though nothing stupid was done on them.

>>383403283
>Someone would need a REALLY good internet connection to pirate most western PS4 games. Heck, you'd run out of legit computer harddrive space attempting to do so.
way to look like a complete tard online cletus

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>He thinks nintendo didn't expect this

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>hacking a console with barebone features so that way you're stuck with the barebone features because you can't update it
Why would you do this

>>383403283
based pleblord

if i dont buy a switch now will it be too late to jailbreak it?

>>383402752
Gentoo when?

>>383402752
>mfw Switch will be PSP 2.0

Good, gonna have my comfy nintendo games that i still purchased to support based Nintendo AND good emulators, all portable

>>383402752
3DS took ages for kernel access, we only had user mode with gay homebrew.

Cautiously optimistic for free games.

>>383402752

I mean your still going to have to buy a Switch

>>383403437
Too late? It's too early to jailbreak it

The Switch has next to nothing of worth right now besides a handful of games, do you really want to be stuck with nothing right now?

At least nintendo has the cheapest hardware possible, so they sell switches while having profit, meaning they won't get totallly fucked.

>>383403421
>What is emunand

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This is nintendo's fault for going with Novideo.

>post good news for any switch owner
>post wojaks implying its the opposite
Why does the human race spawn the most retarded specimen and keeps them alive for years?!?

Buying a 1TB MicroSD right now.

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>>383403475
It is our turn

This will cause Switch to beat PS4 in sales numbers because based pirates

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>>383403187
You're delusional, anon
That wo

Good bye third party support even faster.

Is this the fastest a system has been hacked?

It's only been 4 months and we already have kernel access

>>383403283
You're correct about the massive size being annoying as fuck. Downloading games for my CFW PS3 over P2P was a nightmare when the seeders started dropping and the PS4 would be even worse.

Might as well get the games on PC where they're repacked and more popular.

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>>383403662
i'm having fun with mine, but you ok lad? seem awful obsessed.

This is pretty good, and arm is already easily emulated on pc. Emulator in 12 months?

>>383403501
fucken stupid nintendo baby shill lol
trying to hide thoose tears huh? stupid baby fag

>>383403740
Unless its piss easy to hack like the PSP was, third parties don't give a shit and just see a huge install base

>>383403662
>>383402751

>>383402752
if it gets hacked I'm def getting it

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>>383402752
Going to retweet this to a few JP devs I follow, a Nintendo console cracked not even half a year after release will surely be a good thing for all that third party "support".

https://twitter.com/qlutoo/status/884112100888588288

>>383403662
The majority of Switch Owners have a PS4 as-well.

The only one's who don't have a PS4 are the poor one's, or "PCMASTERRACE" fags.

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Why are you in this hobby if you can't afford it?

>>383403283
dumb fucking post

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>>383403853
>and arm is already easily emulated on pc

>>383403943
Is that good?

>>383402959
The PS4's security processor can be completely ignored for running Linux. The ultimate goal of the kind of hackers you're referring to is to run their own programs, and Linux is literally perfect for it.

In other words, they have already jailbroken the PS4, it's just that Sony's design means they don't care about exploiting their OS as they can just run a better one. And play actually good PC games.

>>383404024
not for Nintendo

>>383403740
Yep. It's a shame, seemed like they were trying to make competent games for the switch instead of the trash on everything else.
Oh well, three cheers for the death of gaming.

>we will get Homebrew in time for Odyssey
who /comfy/ here?

>>383403662
>Is the Shitch the most disastrous console in gaming history? Literally nothing went right with it. All the games are dogshit and the hardware is pure ass.

It's funny how the whole world disagrees with you.
It's sold out almost everywhere.
People are lining up at the chance to buy one in Japan and the queues are massive.
Can hardly find one in UK and most of EU.
In the US its scarce too.

Who the fuck gives a damn about hardware when it's the most powerful handheld yet. Capable at playing PS4 ports on the go, Disgaea 5 Fate Exelia etc.

If youre a damn hardware fanatic you'd post pc memes and not sony memes, sony is also shit hardware from 5-6 years ago.

Just face it you can't cope with the fact that the switch is currently immensely popular and the fact that Zelda overshadowed Horizon at launch and was so much better than it in every sense.

>error 002-0102
Nope

>>383403925
For what purpose?

>>383403970
Because the hardware is not worth the money it costs.
250 would be good.

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So what does this mean?

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Nintendo game sales are barely threatened

Go ahead, you still have to buy a Switch which will only help Nintendo feel more confident and release better games

>>383403156
The Wii U and Vita didn't get hacked fully until last year, and those are seen as complete blunders regardless.

This "hacking kills consoles" is just a myth.

>>383404116
Sony's gotta win this thing baby

Gotta make sure it happens
Peace ninten babbies, been nice knowing you... NOT

>>383404131
If it was 350 you would say this exact thing and claim 300 is good. Stop being s retard.

>>383404068
Are you kidding? You know what this'll do to hardware sales?

>>383403970
Switch costs 500 usd here in taco country.
Don't pretend that's fair.

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>>383403662

Anon your embarrassing yourself

The majority of Switch owners also own a PS4 or Xbone

>>383404131
>An extra 50 dollars
>Less than a day's work
Literally don't get coffee for a week

>>383404131
No console is currently worth the money.

>>383404131
If you account for inflation, it costs exactly as much as the Wii did.

>>383403970
It allows a few things
First and foremost having emulation at all preserves this time period's games for generations to come
Secondly it allows insight into how nintendo programs in the modern age
and for the real nigga answer is im not getting duped by game companies so im going to try before i buy
I live in vegas so if i wanted to gamble I'd drive 20min to the strip

>>383404091
Why
do
you
write
like
this?

>>383404017
ARM chips are easily emulated, but writing an emulator takes way more than emulating the CPU though.

>>383404135
Third party devs dropping it even faster than they're doing now, even worse than Wii U.

>>383404223
>Sony's gotta win
>By the Switch selling more because homebrew
Woah...

>>383403970
Because everything's free. With the 3DS the price of entry is a console and an SD card, after that you have access to thousands of games and DLC for literally $0.

It's cheaper than every other hobby.

>>383402752
Bought a Wii U for xenoblade undub/uncensor, will do the same when it's available on Switch

>>383404131
>Because the hardware is not worth the money it costs.

There's more to developing a console than just going to the store and picking up the right components. And just for the record, I don't own a Switch.

>>383403398
unban dumbass

Oh no, better post a crying wojak in a mario hat committing suicide.

>>383404305
So fat americans that can't turn their heads can still read it.

>>383402959
Because Nintendo doesn't even fucking try and they deserve it the most. Emulation is usually better than Nintendo consoles during their lifetime.

>>383404297
>First and foremost having emulation at all preserves this time period's games for generations to come
What do you mean "first and foremost" none of them have preservation in mind otherwise they would tackle systems that are harder to obtain and hack.

>>383403632
you'll need at least a 64GB sd card, Switch nand is 32GB

>>383402752
dumb dumb
https://twitter.com/ylws8/status/884112052062744576
>it's not code execution

Only dumps now. But kernel execution access will be soon(TM). The real challenge will be to get into TrustZone.

Anyone ever make a patch to revert the shit they changed in fatal frame

>>383403970
I like videogames.

>>383404421
>Because Nintendo doesn't even fucking try and they deserve it the most
what did he mean by this?

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>>383403662

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>>383404321
but why?

>>383404526
I'm edgy, and I like wishing misfortune on things that don't benefit me

>>383404591

Because being the single easiest machine to pirate on killed the PS2 and the Wii.

Wait...

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>Switch got hacked this early on
>Still can't find the fucking thing anywhere
>This'll drive up demand even more
How big of a Monkey's Paw situation is this?

>>383404421

>STILL no actual good N64 emulator
>In fact, the Fucking virtual console on Wii Fucking U is a better emulator

>No 3DS emulator with no explanation, it just doesn't exist

>>383404526
Basically they're still making games and showing everyone up so Nintendo need to be shoved out so this shit hobby can finally be merged with movies and die.

>>383404652
Ah yes remember all that great Wii 3rd party support

Is the Switch capable of running GC games?

>>383404421
Nintendo tried. They really fucking tried this time. They just have no idea what they're doing for most of it.
lol self-defeating ASLR

>>383404591
Gee, I don't know, what do you think sells on a Nintendo handheld?
Protip: Third parties aren't part of the answer.

>>383404493
Ok? So a whole $5

>>383404739
Are you trying to say that the Wii didn't have third party games?

>>383404110
https://pastebin.com/7RvW7y2i

>>383404421
>Emulation is usually better than Nintendo consoles during their lifetime.


Give me one single example.

>>383404825
Monster Hunter

>>383404825
>Third parties aren't part of the answer.
Someone hasn't looked at third party sales on their handhelds.

>>383404739

I don't. Wiimote made them get lazy.

Do remember the amazing 3rd party support the NDS and all the other pirated giants got though. Weird huh? Easy systems to pirate on in ages, yet so so succesful. Makes you think.

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>>383403740
>we finally have an install base building guys!
>what the fuck do you mean our console is hacked already

>>383402752
PS4 kernel access was obtained too but it hasn't been cracked yet. Not to mention that it's not news that these things happen. These fucking things are obviously going to get cracked at some point. Why is this a thread again?

>>383403970
This isn't about being unable to afford games, it's to punish a bad company.

The Japanese bankrupted a VN company for unironically pushing cuckshit. Americans should destroy a company that practices 1984 censorship.

>>383402752
Too bad that is literally meaningless and means jack all for homebrew

>>383404815

No they didn't. Sorry but everyone in the scene was already laughing in the first weeks at it. They lazy'd it out and deserve to be hacked.

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Does this mean piracy is coming soon?

But there is nothing currently worth pirating on Switch.

>>383404405
Obsessed

>>383404779
it could emulate gamecube/wii

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>>383404947
I did, look at what I found out.

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>>383405020
>Pirates to this day still think they can bankrupt Nintendo

>>383405020
>it's to punish a bad company.
Hold on, then why aren't you doing that?

>>383405012

Shut up nintenbaby.

>>383405062
Only dumps for the moment.

>>383405062
No, it means literally nothing at all.
It's another thread where shitposters take something out of context and pretend we're about to get homebrew and hacks

>>383404201
This

>>383402752
While I think Nintendo is the only good thing about console vidya these days, I'm excited about this and hope this means it turns out like the Wii but better.

Wii had some good emulators, and had some potential with injection.
Would be cool if there was functional N64 injection, or possible GCN injection in the future.

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>>383405053
>Sorry but everyone in the scene was already laughing in the first weeks at it. They lazy'd it out and deserve to be hacked.
Fucking edgy

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>nvidia
>ever

>>383403156
Nah suck my dick. The earlier I can get free games on the switch the better. Beats supporting the shit stain on the industry that's nintnedo.

>>383403398
Hacking a brand new console is a dipshit thing to do anyway, you should wait until they're cheaper and more expendable.

>>383404947
I dont buy a nintendo console to play third party games I can play on my PC.


I buy nintendo for pokemon, zelda, animal crossing, fire emblem. Games that are good every time.

>mfw switch emulation

>>383405053
Failing != not trying
Also, the CDN system is really, really solid this time around. Forget freeShop, it's not happening.

>>383402959
PS4 isn't worth it, obviously.

>>383405287
see you in 10 years

>>383405254
Why not support a better part of the industry and give that your attention, then? Lots of DRM-free indies who would love your support.

>>383405126
Remember when your favorite corporation said they would never make mobile games? Look at them now. The next step is third party where they'll only censor their own games.

>>383405254
Still have to buy the console faggot
>But muh used
You're a retard if you buy a crusty scratched up, hand-me-down Switch

>>383405112
>8
>13
>20
>28
>39
I don't think you did.

>>383404421
No, it's because Nintendo is the only console actually worth hacking. You only justify it as them deserving to get hacked because you're part of the same crew who goes "it's okay when Nintendo does it" when they do the exact same things that the rest of the industry does.

>>383405356

Do you think they made mobile games because PIRATES made a difference or because the Wii U failed?

Put a little brainpower into that one.

>>383405361
If anything, Xbox is the Trump of gaming. PS4 is the Jeb Bush of consoles.

>>383405285
>Not caring about games like SMT, Ace Attorney, Momster Hunter, etc.

>>383405336
dudebro / weeb console that has 1 game

>>383404846
GOOD 3rd party.

Not Carnival Mini Games 7

>>383405451
They put a fuckton of DRM into their titles.
The Fire Emblem one is so heavily obfuscated that even SciresM went "fuck it, I'm not dealing with this crap."
Super Mario Run has always-on DRM.
This sucks.

how reliable is 3ds emulation even?


i already have the old 3DS and i dont want to buy a new 3DS just to play the new metroid

>>383405356
Remember when you said this exact same thing years ago and it still never happened? I sure do

>>383405451
Wii U failure + lost revenue from hacked 3DSes = mobile games

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>>383405484
>Momster Hunter

>>383405484
Eh that too. Getting MHXX on my switch on the 25th Aug.

Just didnt want to ramble on and make a huge list.

>>383404548
>868 fucking results
It's beyond sad at this point.

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>>383402897
What are they gonna do? Stop supporting their first run of 2million switches?

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>your face when GATEWAY makes the first flashcard again for Switch.

Fucking gateway masterace nigga

3ds is hacked and still gets major releases

>>383403354
Direct me to where I can get 20 tacos for a dollar

>>383405530

Wrong. The DS was easier to hack than the 3DS. The Wii too. And early into their lifetimes too.

Still made gangbusters.

Try again, go, brainpower, let's make this happen.

>>383405494
So suddenly all that support from Sega, Ubisoft, capcom and so on didn't happen huh?
I think it even got a guilty gear game.

>>383405508
Samus Returns will run on old3ds

>>383405410
Wow such great psychological insights. Could be that you're a telepath or this could just be projection, something really basic in psychology. Well, I wonder!

>>383405631
>masterace
Yep, because they pioneered a9lh and totally figured out 9.6+ emuNAND ahead of the rest of the scene.

>>383405410
>when they do the exact same things that the rest of the industry does.
They really don't, especially on the developer's side, that's why nobody wants to work with them, they're the worst company by far on both a consumer and developer's points of view, even Microsoft managed to straighten themselves out, Nintendo only gets worse by each generation.

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FUCKING DELET THIS NOW

can't wait to pirate all those Wii U ports.

I don't understand this thread? Getting the kernel for a device happens all the time. It doesn't mean much.

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>>383405530
>lost revenue from hacked 3DSes
Yeah a lot of good that did, still getting money from the sold 3DS systems

Now how much did Sun and Moon sell again?

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>>383405530
>lost revenue from hacked 3DSes

>>383405712
They have a Windows shim now, though, so you can compile your title on Windows, test it there first and only move it to console later.
That's what I heard the SDK leak indicates, at least.

>>383404905
>just buy another console that gets banned again lol xD

>>383402752
Whats so good about having access to popcorn?

>>383405743
why are you complaining about free games and emulators

So I abused the fuck outta that gamestop sale and ended up with $400 in credit. Tempted to go buy a switch just for hacking.

>>383405687
>All that 10000% completely irrelevant uncessary shit

Completly pointless. I haven't updated my card in like a year and can still play every new release.

>>383405396
The money is in the software. I already have a switch but if I could go through the these next four years without giving nintnedo another cent then I'd be happy.

>>383405712

Objective analysis of how they've been worse in this generation than the last. Do it.

>>383404397
>using public keys
>buying a new console for new key every time they roll out a banwave
nah

>>383405530
>lost revenue from hacked 3DSes
What lost revenue?
3DS hacking isn't as common as the DS was and takes far longer.
Why do you think Sun and Moon became the second best selling pokemon game on the 3DS instead of the worst selling like BW?

>>383405712
>they're the worst company by far on both a consumer and developer's points of view,
Yeah the worst, by being the only other competitor to allow cross play. Now who didn't allow it? Hmmm

>>383405863
>9.6+ N3DS emuNAND
>pointless
I hope you enjoyed those months of searching for cryptofixed CIAs.

>>383405806
>public seed
you don't have to buy another console shit head

>>383402752

Well, now we just have to wait for switch to get some games

>>383405793
>shipments

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>>383404421
>>383402830
>>383405053
>Deserve it
reminder you share a board with these subhuman war-babbies.

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Now I'm no expert, but doesn't letting the public (and by extension, Nintendo) know about hacking this early into a systems lifespan actually detrimental to the growth of homebrew? A patch will be made and everyone who gets their hands on one will be unable to hack, including modders.

>>383405906
you're a real idiot

You won't be able to emulate the feature to Switch™ between portable and docked

>>383405871
That doesn't change the fact they still get the monies from hardware and non-pirates

>>383405112
These are clearly hacked results by Putin Inc. Delet plz.

>>383405997
>tumblr

>>383405967
>swapping seed every other week or more thanks to ebic trolls cheating on MK7 in an attempt to get it banned
Yeah fun times, not to mention Switch will have paid online so you'll be making a new account and buying new online pass every time your ass gets banned. Not worth it.

>>383405982
Units sold son.

>>383405963
>.CIA

Hahaha what a fucking pleb. Drag and drop .3DS all day faggot. Enjoy waiting for things to install loser lol

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>>383404548
Have one with better resolution

Either nintendo will continue not doing anything because they're still rich, they'll send out the yakuza death squads and literally kill these people, they'll fight tooth and nail with legal action to pretty much no avail, or they'll use their own nintendo hacking powers to melt your motherboard when trying to run an emulator

>>383406032
Yes but the hackers need attention. The CFW PS3 scene was full of this bullshit. People bragging about hacks and getting it patched.

>>383406032
yellows8 et al. never make announcements unless they have a backup plan if their way in is taken away.

>>383406041
How so?

>>383405871
>Already have a switch
>Still incessantly anti-nintendo

fucking retard.

>>383404493
That's not how EmuNAND works, though.

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The best part about kernel access isn't that you can pirate on a Switch.

It's that emulator tech will advance exponentially from it, making a Switch emulator a 100% surefire thing that will play and outperform the Switch in every way possible.

>>383402959
>put all that effort to play one game

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How's this controller /v/?
does vibration works on ps3?
I've been searching for DS3 but apparently they are aren't being sold any more

>>383406223
>emulatorfags celebrating already
Reminder the 3DS emulation is still horseshit. The Wii U got an emulator faster because it's a much more trivial architecture.

>>383403662
pretty good

>>383406139
Or they will ban you online and cuck your account that you paid a year of online for.

>>383406229
It's garbage rebranded chinkshit. If you look on amazon there is a fuckton of these exact controllers but from different brands.

>>383402752
Awesome! I wanna get one now

>>383405712
>they're the worst company by far on both a consumer's points of view
reminder that sony cut out ps2 compatibility in the middle of ps3's lifespan and replaced it with selling the same games through their shop, then went on to follow microsoft's example and made paid online de facto industry standard and recently said they are not doing backwards compatibility because their old games look like shit

>>383406139
>they'll send out the yakuza death squads and literally kill these people,
If they die now I'll laugh.

>>383403283
this isn't 2004 anymore you 500GB HDD fuck

>>383406135
Yeah but that one needs to be updated with the almost 900 shitch results.

>>383406223
>The best part about kernel access isn't that you can pirate on a Switch.
No, the best part of kernel access is being able to turn the Switch into a portable emulation machine

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>>383403662
I have a PS4 and it's basically been completely retired due to the Switch. Before the Switch I would move my PS4 around the house because I didn't like being limited to a single room to play video games. Between games, controllers and the system itself it was a lot of shit to lug around, I would even drag a TV out to the deck to play outside. Now with the Switch I have full console quality games on a device no thicker than a DVD case, it's fucking insane. I also decided to go digital so I don't need to carry around game cards and pick and choose what to take with me. It's honestly the fucking future. I don't even give a shit if it's not as powerful as a PS4, the fact it's comparable to a Wii U for a console so small is honestly enough.

>>383406056
I don't care if people buy their games. I just don't want to give them my money. It's why I went out of my way to buy all my Wii U games used.

>>383406291
The people who pay for online and the people who pirate games are mutually exclusive anyway.

>>383403703
512GB Micro SDs don't even exist, let alone a 1TB Micro SD.

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Hello please dial down the fag-o-meter for a second so i can ask a real question, why do these people put so much effort into getting nintendo hardware working on pc?
No for real, if people don't like them and say their games are shit then what's with the effort I don't get it.

>>383406229
It's a rule of thumb not to go with a controller that has a dualshock design.

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>>383406223
What architecture does the switch run on? How familiar/similar will it be to get n64 and gba emulators on it?

>mfw hackers create the virtual console for Switch before nintendo can

>>383406375
>Look, I can play Streets of Rage for 2 minutes before the battery dies!

>>383406103
>playing Nintendo games online
>paying to do so

>>383406434
>nintendo hardware working on pc?
Imagine having reading comprehension this bad.

>>383406468
It's an nVidia Tegra. The GBA and PS1 in particular have highly optimized code for emulation on ARM, so those should be trivial to get fullspeed.

>>383406434
>hacking a console
Just for the lulz. The people doing the reverse engineering and exploitation enjoy it and breaking a console is in a league of its own compared to doing the same with PCs.

>emulators
I don't fucking know. Maybe a different kind of lulz, except the cemu fags, they make money.

>>383406434
your mistake is associating people who are smart and put effort into understanding nintendo's hardware for sake of homebrew/emulating it with local consolewarriors whose only motive is making nintendo babbys mad

>>383406324
>and replaced it with selling the same games through their shop
I wish, they put a fraction of the library on it and then cheaped out on emulation so there's always a random issue with the games.

>>383406434
Despite what people say, Everyone wants to play nintendo games.

>>383406324
>because their old games look like shit

Not only that, but they think that old games barely sell. Their problem is that when they do put them up for digital download they're priced higher than what a local used game shop would sell it for, so it's fucking worthless to buy them from Sony/MS, and they assume backwards compat isn't worth it.

>>383406492
Are you implying emulators would be battery intense?

You'd get like 4 hours out of any and they're will be tons of battery packs by the time we have functioning emulators too

>>383406534

That's it? The best you could bring to an argument was basically a "no u"? Yoikes.

>>383405020
>I-i-i'm not pirating games because I am lazy but w-w-want the s-s-same luxuries as o-o-others
>It's t-t-to punish multi-billion dollar c-c-companies for not catering to me
>It also doesn't harm smaller companies to pirate their games
Piratefags are no better than commies and both should be sent to death camps.

>>383406468
>>383406568 almost has a point. GBA and PS1 are both ARM-based, so they'd be relatively simple (relatively, it's not an easy thing to write) to interpret... if the Switch were ARM-based, 32-bit. The Switch runs a 64-bit ARM (AArch64), which is basically an entirely different instruction set.

>>383406103
>swapping seed every other week
it gets banned maybe every 4 months

>caring this much about online on the fucking 3DS when it's mostly a single player system

Switch online will be paid, of course you can't pirate the online without the device getting banned, it will probably be permanent, but this is way off thinking, the system doesn't actually have any games yet.

>>383406664
Yes. The prices work for Nintendo as prices for *their* used games are absolutely ridiculous, not so much for Sony/MS when a good amount of their titles can be had for $20 or less.

the only way ill buy a switch if nintendo actually stops putting games on the 3ds and puts everything on the switch.

the 3ds is garbage and needs to be thrown out.

Does the switch have something like the iosu?

>>383406467
>>383406312
what controller do you recommend for the long run, as I said ps3 accessories are dead

>>383402752
Call me when I can actually play games.

Went ahead and sent some notification messages to my contacts in Nintendo. Thanks for letting me (and by extension them) know, /v/.

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>>383402830
>>383404131
>>383404421
>>383405020
>>383405053
>>383405254
>>383405356
>>383405712
>>383405871
>>383406386
>Some Piratefags again trying to justify their actions

This is why no one fucking likes us, you absolute faggots. Why can't you just simply say "I want free shit" like the rest of us, no you have to sit their and justify it by shitting on the company who's games you still want to enjoy, it comes off as forced and acting like a faggot

>>383406793
>people aren't keeping up with the scene
I'd tell you to at least lurk /r/SwitchHacks, but they're not open yet.

On the Switch, three layers of privilege are known to exist: TrustZone > kernel > userland. Contrary to all previous consoles past the GBA, there is no longer a security coprocessor; the security-critical functions are done inside TrustZone.

>>383406720
Oh I'm not the guy you were speaking with. I just find It hilarious that you're trying to use nintnedos shitty online service as a reason to not hack and get free games.

>>383404421


>Nintendo doesn't even Fucking try

Zelda BOTW, Mario Odyssey, Console Pokemon and Metroid Prime 4

They try a lot better than fucking Microsoft and nobody ever wants to hack their consoles

>>383406434
>I don't understand what shitposting is
I fucking hate people who weren't on the internet regularly before the 2010s

>>383406128
freeshop downloads/installs at the same time

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>>383403662

>>383406816
You could still probably grab an afterglow controller.
Friend of mine picked up one not too long ago on Amazon

>>383406904
>us
You have to go back

>>383406816
What? There are ds3 controllers on amazon, you could probably find them for cheap on ebay.

>>383402959
>jailbreak a console with no games
Waste of time, just like trying to emulate them.

>>383406981
Oh sweet sweet summer child

>>383406213
you will need to copy the 32GB nand of the switch to a big enough sd to run emunand

>>383405876
>Release yet another severely underpowered console
>Yet another hardware gimmick that nobody wants and is already biting them in the ass
>Base console doesn't even have an actual D-Pad this time, hope you don't mind spending 80 bucks for another controller which completely defeats the purpose of Joycons
>Jewing on a fucking charging stand worse than Sony did with Vita's memory cards, which is a feat in itself
>Paid online which wasn't a thing on either 3DS or Wii U
>Make a handheld without a fucking microphone just to sell yet another shoddy, overpriced piece of hardware
>Make a portable console with no browser when literally anything else has one
>Release a console with no exclusives on it outside of a reskinned Wii Sport game
>The handful of "exclusives" games you can play look, play and perform like console games from 10 years ago at AAA prices
>Third party support where?
>Said console is already getting cracked wide open after four(4) months

If it doesn't look worse than the Wii U I don't know what does.
>>383406904
I'm a buyfag though.

>>383407017
Is Arms the only exclusive on Switch so far?

>>383403954
The ps4 was the last console I bought and I could only justify owning it because of fucking remasters and bloodborne. Come on dude, I really hope you don't pretend like a ps4 is better off than a pc let alone a head above the other consoles

>>383407105
I don't know. Modding could salvage gravity rush.

>>383402752
>console with no games maybe get hacked

Why should I care? Tell me when I can get free PS4 games.

All of that thanks to the SDK leaked.
It took just 4 months, I'm pretty sure the switch will be fully hacked by the end of the year.

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>>383406139
>they'll send out the yakuza death squads and literally kill these people

>>383407237
Persona 5 is on rpcs3

>>383404548
>>383406135
I believe that faggot is the same one that makes "Wii U is a scam" threads.

>>383404692
P64 and CITRA

>>383407239
>All of that thanks to the SDK leaked.
Anon, please stop posting. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>383406949

No no, you don't get it, it doesn't matter where you come from, it was laughable regardless of the direction.

"Aaah who would want to play their online games they're bad anyway" said about the company that has 5 of the highest-selling online multiplayer experiences of the last gens is just asinine dude.

So it's more like you find it funny to be uneducated than anything. Which is an weird choice, truth be told.

>>383406769
You think Nintendo sets the prices of used games? Retailers keep prices high because the demand still exists over time. Price drops happen when sales slow down, not because of generosity.

>>383407180
>I'm a buyfag though.
No you're not, quit trying to lie

>>383407212
Pretty much every Nintendo game but BOTW is.

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Remember to buy a switch used and pirate all it;s games so nintendo makes no money. Spend your money on Bloodborne, Crash, and Persona 5 instead.

When the fuck is this PS4 getting hacked then? The PS3 had a massive homebrew scene around this time

>>383402752
i'm quite confident you have no idea what this means

>>383403354
>tfw my local store has them for 11000 tacos
The dollar isn't 20 pesos anymore though

>>383407315
why not? did they discover the exploit without it?

>>383407358
Nah they are also on other systems

>>383407180
At least there's third-party docks now.

Thats what you get when you use fucking hardware from an android tablet. I wonder if there will be a way to run switch games natively on the shield tablet in the future.

>>383407382
>2017
>buying Sony shovelware
I'm good. Not mitch of a moviegoer.

>>383407290
What about Yakuza? What about Horizon? What about Crash Trilogy? I need real games, and I need them now

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>Switch sales fucking explode now that pirates want it
>Mom and Dads across the world now know what to get their kid for the next three Christmas holidays
>we get amazing games but we get the third party shovelware a la original Wii
Win/win, baby.

>>383407180
>All the criticisms are nitpicks and stuff that hasn't changed whatsoever
Congratulations, you're a retard

>>383407497
Not really no.
Pokken and MK8 deluxe isn't.

Why do people want piracy? I just wish Nintendo made developing for the Switch easy. Would be cool as fuck to make homebrew Unity games on the Switch.

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>>383402752
That's great so emulator when?

>>383407709
>why do people want free games?
I don't know anon.

>>383407051
I'm from Mexico anon, and here not even amazon has them, I'll probably buy 2 from the US

>>383407387
PS3 super slim CFW when

>>383404494
>>>383402752 (OP)
>dumb dumb
>https://twitter.com/ylws8/status/884112052062744576
>>it's not code execution
>Only dumps now. But kernel execution access will be soon(TM). The real challenge will be to get into TrustZone.

IDK why they are getting excited for it. To many moral fags in the hacking scene
>>383407542
>Thats what you get when you use fucking hardware from an android tablet. I wonder if there will be a way to run switch games natively on the shield tablet in the future.

No because the os is dramatically different and Android is horrible for gaming. While they are still using 3ds shit in the os and FreeBsd stuff they could change it if they want.

Nintendo already puts safety net on their mobile games. Wouldn't be surprised they try to implement that stuff on the switch in some way.

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i'm dumb what does it mean to get the kernel?

is that like hacking the mainframe?

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>>383407350
I am though, I'm not a poorfag and support the devs I like, even my Vita is on 3.65.
I don't have a Switch and if things keep on going like this I'll never get one either, there's not a single game worth playing on it for me, I have zero reasons to even pirate, they burned me hard with the 3DS being a MH machine, I'm not going to fall for the same tricks again for a console that doesn't even have MH as an exclusive anymore.
>>383407669
And you're quite deluded.

>>383407180

Yip yip yip. Slow down. Your objective analysis proves only that you're not fit for white collar jobs.

- Underpowered console is only bad for third parties making AAA games, which are a minority

- Hardware gimmick doesn't get in the way of a single form of game, the only input it lacks is analog triggers and even that didn't stop some devs thanks to mere quick-clicking.

- Lack of D-pad hasn't stopped a single game from coming out, including a huge number of fighting games

- Charging stand is completely irrelevant to third parties

- Paid online is irrelevant to third parties

- Microphone is irrelevant to third parties

- Third parties LIKE lack of competition so that is flat out a plus for them

- You really don't get this do you

- You REALLY don't get this do you

- A kernel is not a crack, the PS4 got it's leaked in the first year and still nothing has been made out of it.

Don't embarass yourself for free.

>>383404201
>what is the Dreamcast

>>383407862
homebrew in time for when Pokemon is out

>>383407709
>I just wish Nintendo made developing for the Switch easy.
But it is.

>>383407862
To my knowledge it means you can run tinker with the system and run code without any restrictions

>>383407382
>pirate the good games and give money to garbage ones
I hope you get brain cancer, you fucking imbecile.

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>>383407872
>Shitting on the 3DS
>Loves his Vita
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, ITS A SCORNED VITAGEN

YOU ARE NO LONGER TAKEN SERIOUSLY

>>383407931
dreamcast was completely obliterated by early ps2 hype and sega's own past retardation which made them just unable to keep producing consoles because they had no money for it

>>383408015
Not easy enough. I can't do it without buying their devkits. Nintendo can release some tools online RIGHT NOW and people could make some cool games for the Switch.

>>383407918
People literally installed linux on PS4s. It's just that nobody cared because nobody wants to get banned and lose the onlines features.

>>383407709
>I just wish Nintendo made developing for the Switch easy.
Once the eShop is more estabilished (in 2019?), they'll probably open the floodgates like they did with the 3DS/Wii U in 2016. Also, the devkit is $500 and not $2000 now.

>>383407931
Something that was killed by Sega's poor decisions catching up with them.

>>383404239
The problem for Nintendo is that while they make profit on hardware sales, the majority still comes from Software sales.

>>383402959
but they are trying

>>383408143
I thought you could already do that

>this is bad
>ri-right
the system is going to sell like hotcakes
i hope they are smart, and pull a good old PS2-tier price for years

I'll also say phones release kernel source all the time and some phones still aren't able to run root at all. I don't even think Nintendo is doing anything besides making suggestions to Nvidia. Nvidia probably makes the whole underlying os. Nintendo most likely only gives them suggestions and just makes the games for it.

>>383402959
It's already been broken since forever ago but it's not public. You can go to Brazil and have yours modded at a shop if you really want to.

I hate piratefags

>>383408257
Not that hacking ever affected their software sales.
Just look at the DS and 3DS.

>>383402752
>Nintendo getting raped for lack of security
DEJA VU

>>383408257
Pirating never affects software sales for Nintendo

Sun and Moon was released around the 3DS's pirating Exodus and it still sold 15 million

>>383408397
No, it's confirmed the Switch's OS is literally a fork of the 3DS one. The only thing nVidia does is provide the drivers and the security layers above the kernel, which presumably ensure game security etc.

>>383408432
4chan is a low moral website, have you ever questioned why you are even here if you don't belong?

>>383408410
But can it run backups?

>>383408071
Nope, sony games are superior and sony is a superior company. Death to nintendo.
>>383408143
>buying the devkits
The switch SDK got leaked so once the switch is hacked you'll be able to make whatever you want without buying anything probably.

>>383402752
>moralfags who doubt pirate won't
>pirates who weren't going to buy it will because they can pirate

Oh no, a situation that will only drive up demand and sales for the switch. How will Nintendo ever recover?

>>383407862
the kernel is the part of the operative system wich communicates directly to the hardware, so if they have the kernel they can know how the OS works on hardware level

>>383408545
Of course it can. What would be the point otherwise?

>>383405507
I've played all the 3ds fire emblems on my hacked 3ds

what drm are you talking about

>>383408547
>Nope, sony games are superior
Good thing you didn't list any Sony games

>>383408432
go back to neogaf

>>383402984
Same, and there's nothing shills here can do to stop me!

>>383403662
100% real and accurate

>>383408460
What about software sales for 3rd Parties?

>>383407180
>a $60 docking station that comes packaged with the console is a worse hidden cost than $100 memory cards required to save games on a handheld with no included storage

>>383408725
Yes I did? Sony studios helped with bloodborne.

>>383404282
>implying the majority of /v/ has even worked a day in their life
hahaha what the fuck are you thinking bro

>>383408716
He's talking about the mobile games.
So basically he's retarded.

>>383408781
https://torrentfreak.com/internet-piracy-boosts-anime-sales-study-concludes-110203/

And there are more recent ones if you check online.

>>383408743
Good idea, be a good goy and buy a Switch for 500 dollars off eBay

Wait I thought the majority of /v/ hated Nintendo games and the Switch? Weren't you guys damning the Switch and hoping it fails? Why are you guys now excited and bragging about buying a Switch now and playing games on it?

>>383408846
>Helped /=/ developed
Not a Sony game because its not shit

>>383408781
What about them?
Piracy has never affected them negatively unless their games were shit to begin with.

>>383408846
Why did you guys never seem to list anything but Bloodborne?

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>>383405507
>>>383405451
>They put a fuckton of DRM into their titles.
>The Fire Emblem one is so heavily obfuscated that even SciresM went "fuck it, I'm not dealing with this crap."
>Super Mario Run has always-on DRM.
>This sucks.

Yeah that's not Nintendo drm that's Google play safety net drm. It was originally used for banks and shit like Android pay but Google decided to let all app developers implement it. So basically if you have a unlocked bootloader or root it won't let you run it.

Even Netflix implement this you need to run Magisk now basically which is a way to hide your unlock bootloader and root from safety net.

>>383408909
>tfw you made a bakabt account before they went private

feels good to be part of the best anime tracker man

>>383409009

Because bad games for free are easier to swallow.

>>383403970
Why buy when it's free? Why do you even care? Do you purchase all your music?

I ain't buying a switch until and if Metroid Prime 4 is released and good

>>383409170
>bad games
>he'll still go out of his way to pirate them

>>383408940
I don't live in fatburgerland Switches are on stock here for 320€.

Nice try tho

(:

>>383407931
Shut up and buy a Switch! DO NOT PIRATE BASED NINTENDO GAMES OK?

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>>383408257
>everyone's faces when no more switches when even pirates want it now
Do you know how many people actually pirate compared to the amount of parents and normal folk that will be swayed by the extra numbers of the Switch sales? They'll more than make up for it. And then there are those idiot pirates that fuck up or always have to have a backups multiples of consoles so this helps.

It's basically what helped the PSP do better than it could have.

rip, the Switch is hacked
your refrigerators are next ;^)

>mfw switch get an emulator before MP4 release
rare_pepe.jpg

>>383409278
Dammit! Why would you give Nintendo your money instead of me?

Fuck

>>383408410
>It's already been broken since forever ago but it's not public. You can go to Brazil and have yours modded at a shop if you really want to.

so how is it possible that brazilians can do it but no one actually could steal their method or find the same one?

I mean does brazilian gameshops now have the security of the fucking cia or what?

>>383402752
does this mean now is the time to buy the switch to be able to make it the ultimate emulation machine one day?

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>>383408075
>hurr durr vita is bad guises!!! :'(
>has 2-3x's more exclusives then the switch.
>mfw anons will defend an portable wii u.
kek