SGDQ 2017 General - It's All Ogre Now Edition

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would you pretended to be a male to female transexxual for a week so you could get a prime time run at the next GDQ?
I wonder how long you could remain on stage after removing your wig and pointing out they only brought you in because you pretended to be a mentally ill sexual deviant

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When was the last time there was a long ass extra stream?

2012? 2013? It feels so long ago. They're making more money than ever and those niggers can't even do an extra stream anymore.

was there any mega cringe tier moment in this one? something on the level of chair sniffer and cavemen run?

>>383377219
that's not how acknowledgement works. Either people watch the vids of the run or they don't. The "heads" of a community don't determine its popularity.

Was earthbound interesting? Seems like a boring game to speedrun.

>>383387337
it is a boring game to speedrun

The guy sitting in the back of The Maitre D was fucking hilarious

Dark Souls was a good one, Rise of the Triad was fucking hilarious with twitch chat going off about it. Super Metroid was a hilarious fuck up and Metroid Fusion is always good

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>>383386962
>guys we're not doing the bonus stream anymore because it's too much work for the tech guys
>but we'll try to make the main stream as fun as the bonus stream!

ninja Gaiden was the best run

I missed most of it, anything I should watch? I managed to catch the HG/SS shitfest and the actually rather decent HL1 run, but didn't get around to watching anything else live.

>>383387946
Zelda:LTTP and Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast were both reminiscent of great runs from the past.

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White genocide, HOYP!

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I fell asleep during Earthbound, did anything bad happen?

>>383388454
SGDQ.

I loved the BotW run, it's nice to see some diversity in the speedrunning community. It was nice, that princessproto spoke out against obviously transphobic emotes.

I only ever caught Startropics and the Kirby block. Did I miss anything actually decent?

poyo :3 xdddd

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>>383388578

did
>REGGIE GIVE US MOTHER 3
win in the end?

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>>383388473
...yes?

>>383388651
That's the bad thing that happened.

Did they get enough (((anonymous donations))) to break 2M?

>>383386795
Freedom Planet was my favorite run that I saw.
The run itself was great and the dynamic between the runner and couch was pretty fun.

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>>383388686
It was okay

>>383388747
Nope. I guess they didn't have as much money to launder this time.

>>383386795

I enjoyed the Rosenkreuzstilette Freudenstachel race, watching that one runner constantly fuck up and getting more depressed

>It was a good race

Why are there so many men trying to cosplay as woman this year, i thought cosplay wasn't allowed?

Why can't GDQ pick better "charities" than the PCF scammers or the MSF terrorists?

Recommend the best runs to catch up on if you had to work Thursday thru Saturday.

>>383388415
>Send hordes of subhumans over on shitty crammed boats
>Sometimes just on inflatables with no help
>Expect them not to drown, or die from hypothermia etc.
>Then intervene with the natural selection

Wew, great cause. I really hope the money really does go into the pockets of the gdq owners, better there than funding this shit.

>want to watch half life speed run
>check runner
>its another fucking tranny
dropped

>>383389145
every year they do a re-assessment of charities and ultimately it comes down to this

>PCF and MSF are willing to give GDQ, LLC the money they need to run the event
>other charities are not

it was ___________a lot of fun

>>383388415
Good job /v/ you saved roughly one hundred thousands refugees by settling them in parts of western europe :)

in 13 days
https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon


https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon2

>>383389012
>was it?

how badly did the tranny do on the botw speedrun DansGame

>>383389145
GDQ is locked in with PCF and MSF. They are paid by PCF and MSF using a portion of the donated amount of the previous year.

Imagine you're GDQ and you want to have another event. You can talk with the previous charity you've worked with before and walk away with a cool $100,000 or $150,000 to help organize your next event, or you can choose to support a different charity and pay for it all out of your own pocket.

>>383389164
Jedi Outcast is 50 minutes and high e n e r g y
Diablo 2 is slightly long and chill
Dark Souls 1 is short and k00l

The only run I was really interested in was Divinity: Original Sin
Anyone here saw it? Was it good? where can I watch it?

>>383389241
I hope this is bait and you aren't just stupid.

>>383389164
I dug KH2, but it's not everyone's cup of tea. Also skip the singing.

>>383387935
Is this run uploaded yet?

Mario relay race was nice and enjoyable.

>>383389443
Pretty fucking bad. A lot of assblasted NEETs were pissed because the tranny was a late edition and didn't follow 'muh community's' wishes.

Jedi Outcast was the most upbeat 50 minutes of my year
Super Monkey Ball is always great and this year was no exception.
ALTTP and Super Topanga Bros were the best runs this year.

>had a lucid dreams last night
>became a woman just to see what I'd look like

I blame SGDQ for this shit.

>>383389654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cf6WPpkIkw

>>383389841
there's a difference between becoming a woman and taking HRT to claim you're one

>>383389241
He was a furry. Not as degenerate these days

>>383389859
Thanks.

>>383389943
and there's also a difference between taking HRT, and just putting on a dress and doing nothing else

>>383389753
You forgot

>subpar commentary
>runner's voice is too soft and talks to fast to understand
>died three times before Ganon
>only impressive tricks were Stasis jumps

>>383390178

And he used amiibos and his run was five minutes slower than the best run w/o them.

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>>383389753
>all right everyone, the cookies in the oven aren't done baking yet. While they're baking we're going to have some friendly competition to see who deserves to eat those cookies the most, and then once the cookies are done we'll give them to the winner
*tranny eats all of the unfinished cookies*
>what the fuck
"I talked with some other people and they decided that the cookies should have been eaten immediately"

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>speedrun
>over 2 hours

>>383390598
What game do you mean and how long is it expected to take casually?

>>383390598
The 4 and 5 hour runs were worse. How do they constitute a speedrun? Isn't it just a Let's Play at that point?

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>>383390598
That depends on the context of the game and it's original length.
I mean, a sub 8 hour run of FF7 is very impressive.

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KH2 was good.

>good runner, good couch
>explained mechanics well
>legitimate show of skill
>beat Sephiroth with no armor and a baby weapon
It was hype.

>gassymexican donated
I forgot he was even a thing after the creatures

>>383390970
I wish he didn't fuck up so badly the lvl 1 data org
It was really awful to watch

>>383390881
>4 and 5
You mean the 8h FF7 one

>>383390970

KH2 was definitely one of the best at the marathon.

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Was Earthbound any good?

>>383391185
Who knows. The timeslot was awful.

>>383390881
>>383390598

Speedruns are relative to how long the game normally takes to complete, not how long the run itself takes you fucking autists.

>>383391297
8 hours is not a fucking speedrun you tard monkey

>>383391297
Dude. For future reference shit like this is what we in the business call bait. Everyone knows what a speedrun is.

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What game did that guy Speedrun again that had this funny laugh.

FUAHAHAHAHAHA

>>383391185

Anyone you ask is gonna say it was very "no frills" middle of the road. Worth watching if you love the game, but I barely paid attention to it.

>>383391402
Jedi outcast.

>>383391402
Star wars

>>383388608
Go look at Zelda lttp swordless.

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>heard bonesaw was commentating for SH2
>didn't even have a mic

>>383391437
>>383391438
Right, that one was pretty good.

>>383391482

Punished Bonesaw
A man denied his commentary

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https://www.youtube.com/user/gamesdonequick/videos
Can someone point me out a few good runs?

>>383391287
This. I went to bed after the MM run.

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>>383391373
>almost 8 times shorter than a normal run (about 60-70 hours)
>not a speedrun

>>383391402
S P A C E M A N

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>>383387536
Can we clap for the tech crew?!?!1!! Kevin?? where the fuck is Kevin? oh god 45 min setup time

Kevin - Let me fucking sleep

>>383391373
It is when the game normally takes 40-60 hours to complete.

I haven't watched any of the current event, since the last agdq was a shitfest of no-fun police and drama. Did anything change?

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>>383391601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7QBnbHuUOQ&ab_channel=Cenote

>screen glitching during SMB2
>game freezes

SHOUT OUT THE TECH CREW

>>383391601
Damn they work fast, time to check out elder scrolls and lttp

>>383391739
The game didn't freeze. They waited until he got to world 4, which you can warp to pretty quickly.

>>383391720
The no fun shit got even worse by every metric.

>>383390931
For the category definitely. Still doesn't stop people crying about how long it was though. Shit was great

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>Tetris: The Grand Master

>>383387523
DIE IN A FIRE MOTHERFUCKER

>>383391601
>all those thumbnails of that greasy fucker Sent

He should change his name to Scent as he looks like he emits a rather unpleasant odor.

>>383391978
SHIT

>>383386876
Only one way to find out anon. Let us know when your run gets accepted

watching LTTP now
better be good

>>383391978
Maitre D couch guy looked like he was tripping balls. With a game like that though and at that time though he probably was.

Rate the runs also where can I see the randomized link to the past run

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>>383392031

>>383391953
BANNED

>>383392102
>YOU HAVE DESTROYED LOS ANGELES AND KILLED EVERYONE.

>GAME OVER

>>383392172
The guy that approved Maitre D was probably high too

>>383389653
>they fucked up Gaston
if they had done it right like they did every other song it would have been a 10/10 run because the runners were having fun

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>>383392252
fug i mean randomized links awakening

>>383391878
Thanks for the input, then I will not bother with that event anymore

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Shit GDQ. Jedi Knight was fun at least.
Looking more forward to Youtube critics tear this scandal apart than the actual VODs.

>>383388415
>women and children

>>383392335
He fucked up the lyrics but holy fuck that note hold saved it

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>>383391908
Agreed, wanna have sex?

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>>383391953
Trantris: the trans master

>>383388415
>>383389341
God damn it I'm so conflicted.

On one hand I want to donate and support doctors and niggers in Africa and help them just a little to improve their own lives in their own countries.

But I don't want the niggers in my white land.

>>383392338
it's a couple hours after LTTP
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/157222444?t=28m37s
scroll forward

>>383392470

There's no saving Africa, anon. Let it burn and use the money to support your own country.

did they upload earthbound yet? I missed it (and majoras mask and shit) cause I went out after ff7.

on that note thank god plebs are no longer complaining about long speedruns, casuals.

>>383392446
Yeah, Xem is fucking great.
Still waiting for him to finish his personal marathon stream though.

>>383387083
Bump

Are they gonna throw all the videos on youtube? They haven't been and I wanna watch some I missed.

>>383392252
>>383392475
The fuck are you guys talking about LA wasn't a randomizer race

What does SGDQ stand for now?

>>383392585
yes, though you can easily find them in twitch archives by comparing the schedule
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

>>383392618
Sucking Giant Dirty Qocks

>>383392458
I'd like to stuff my fat cock up your ass.

>>383392618
Streamed """""""Girls""""""""" Doing-it Queer

>>383392458

If you're offering Yuffie's belly for licking and smooching, I'll take it.

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I was indifferent to trannies before this but goddamn i never actually seen one in action

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I was gonna watch some runs now that it's over because I was busy shitposting the entire time it was on, but I can't be arsed because I don't give a shit.

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>>383391953
>that kiss

>>383392618
They're changing it to JUST for the next time.

>>383392685
You mean Yuffie right?

What runs were good?

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>>383393109

>>383388415
>an economic migrant
>literally admitting these people are just leeches

the crazy part is a holocaust is going to happen again, but it will be widely supported, and suddenly hitler will look like a small child.

>>383393414
Ratchet and Clank
Oblivion
Kingdom Hearts 2

>>383393109
>This is ok
>Man taking shirt off get him banned
What a time to be alive

>>383390580
What?

>>383393030
They've run things in previous GDQs, and the reaction was identical. GDQ needs to stop trying to change the thoughts and opinions of 200,000+ people by censoring them. They should recognize that putting trannies in the spotlight is truly disruptive to the event and does nothing but harm their credibility and respectability.

Doing the exact opposite of what the OVERWHELMING majority of your audience wants merely for the sake of political correctness is the wrong move.

>we will probably never get a run as well done as freedom planet ever again

>>383393414
I liked BK, MM and the mario relay race

>>383393414
rise of the DIE IN A FIRE MOTHERFUCKER triad.

unironically ff7.

>>383391402

PUAHAHAHAHA
jedi outcast. run of the event.

>>383388578
What happened with ProtoMagical"Girl"? I heard people talking about a shitshow but I never saw anything

Only saw THPS4 and Ratchet & Clonk

THPS4 had pretty cringey commentary but the run was solid
R&C was interesting, Xem seems like a pretty chill dude

Anything else I should check out?

>>383393414
Ape Escape
Monkey Ball Deluxe
Freedom Planet
Jedi Outcast
KH2

>>383392858
BANNED

>>383393942
I'm almost positive he just deleted his post because he fucked up the acronym.

Wow this is still going on...you guys really don't want to let go.

...I'm joking...I don't want to lose my only friends either.

>>383393708
>attempted to ban people
>attempted to show donation readout favoritism
>PDA with another tranny
>uses words like "transmisogynistic" to describe crossdressers
>is ugly

>>383394034
We might see each other again at ESA. Definitely at the winter transvestite speedrunner's assembly formerly known as AGDQ.

>>383388415
I would argue that someone who goes out to sea with the express goal of getting on another country's welfare system does deserve to drown

>>383394034
Stop having friends

>>383393414
I liked the Freedom planet one a lot, personally, just to add something that no one else has said yet.

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I'll see you guys at esa, r-right?

>>383393793
ALTTP swordless

Why is speedrun community so O B S S E S E D with trannies and Africans?

>>383394234
some of us

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>>383394034
>>383394157
>>383394234
ESA is our safespace, fun is allowed!
Cute animes welcome

>>383394318
A passion for getting fucked in the ass.

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>>383393109

>>383393708
Just normal Him being an attention whore and making chat emote only anytime He decided to be on stage cause "omg internets might oppress me" He also kissed uh... dont remember the other he's name after the Tetris run on stream. Everything was so whorish attention wise. Someone can probably clarify everything better than me at the moment but yeah Protoboy is a huge douche.

>>383394229
>Ctrl+F "Freedom Planet"
>3 hits that aren't your post
It was a great run though.

>>383394046
Worst thing is you know he'll be on center stage again next GDQ.

>>383393545
Twitch rules, no nipples.

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>>383394318
Self-loathing. The same reason any leftist is obsessed with identifying with losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

So they officially killed cringe moments by moving the audience back 15 ft?

>>383394378
> & Knuckles
note in calender made, why isn't this /v/s goto?

What were the best memes this year?

>>383394501
Yep. He's no longer just a volunteer. He's staff. Like Spike and Golden. The only way he'll stop being right in front of the camera now is if he actually chooses to leave. Which means the only way to stop him is to convince him that he is unwanted.

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>>383394318
Because it's trendy

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>>383394592
That and shit runners/commentary.
>>383394717
Trannies? Dunno, I found this year to be particularly boring and sterile aside from the tranny drama.

>>383394717
finding clever ways to express feelings via emotes only? shit I dunno lol

>>383394673
ESA and NASA don't pull similiar numbers but they are much less corporate BS. I reckon they will grow in popularity since GDQ is basically a virtue signalling tranny safespace where fun is mostly banned.

>>383393109
>left forced the right into a kiss
>this is okay because dude trans lmao

>>383394525
I'm actually referring to you guys though. Guess you're leftist then

>>383393793
I'd suck Xem's dick.

>>383394717

YEAH MAH BOI

DIE IN A FIRE, MOTHERFUCKER

Huge memer boss in Ninja Gaiden

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>>383393109

>>383386795
>Favourite runs
ME:Catalyst, Jak II
>Shit runs
Pokemon, VVVVVV was awfully boring to me

And there was too much fucking Zelda

>>383394764
Sad thing is he knows within the main veiwerbase he is unwanted cause of begging for attention. But that only makes him want to be around more so he has something to whine about. Yeah shit sucks. Id be fine with him if he was semi chill and maybe comfortable with his choice but the angst and crybaby shit that happens just makes me dislike him more.

>>383395014
>DIE IN A FIRE, MOTHERFUCKER

which run was this?

>>383394378
>Bonus runs
Oh fuck that's cool, I'm definitely watching this. It's in like 3 weeks yeah?

>>383395101
Something Triad. It was atfer the FF7 run though. Was fun

>>383394764
>Which means the only way to stop him is to convince him that he is unwanted.
And that isn't going to happen as he'll just throw a bitchfit and have his army of enablers ban anyone that upsets his fat ass.

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Daily reminder that this is a man

>>383395109
less than 2 weeks

>>383386795
When did GDQ become so fucking sterile?

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>>383395063
I'd be fine with him if he wasn't so fucking repulsive to look at or listen to. That's the gravest sin of these trannies. They don't pass. They think starting HRT in their twenties is going to transform them, and they put about as much effort into their appearance as a typical male speedrunner puts into his appearance.

>>383395109
Like 2 weeks friendo. Schedule here:
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one#
They are running double stream setup like most years. Pretty good list of games, hopefully fun bonus stream after with memeruns.

>>383395259
about three years ago

>>383395259
3-4 years ago

my personal last good memory of GDQ was the Metal Wolf Chaos run of summer 2014

>>383395386
Did John "FUCKING" Numbers play vidya with all these speedrunners?

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>Hr still hasn't found a room

Rip chibi

>>383395475
What happened there? Not sure why I dont remember but please indulge my drunk mind

>>383395386
More like 5

>>383393109
What's the difference between trans lesbians and gays in drag?

>>383395561
That poor bastard lol. He's crazy but id give him a place to stay if I was there. I might lock him in the bathroom if I slept but still.

>>383395561
Dude really needs to change his fucking handle and avatar.

>>383389384
why's there two

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>>383395561

>>383395586
everyone was still having fun and it's a fun game that was japan-onry with english VAs

and why?
BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

its not like it was a great run or a fantastic runner, but it encapsulates fun. The soul of the event. Nowadays there's nothing.

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>>383395254
Feels good I found a copy of Plok in the wild yesterday for $13~
Cool game

>>383395842
Why does he do this to himself?

>>383395561

Can't blame anyone for denying him a room. he's annoying as fuck to deal with in real life.

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I LIKE THAT SMILE

>>383395668
Drag people don't give a fuck they are dressing up for the most part. Trannys believe they are the opposite sex (maybe not all but meh) and feel oppressed all the time it seems

Im no fucking expert and obviously they all have their own reasons but whatever. they can do whatever they want, just don't expect to be a special snowflake cause of your choices.

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>>383395842

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>>383395259
You watched the Super Panga World run, right?

>No bonus stream
>No awful games done quick, just FFVII

>>383395668
presence of or lack of penis.

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>>383395842

>>383395968
Maybe chibi finally let go of the trauma caused by Caveman all those years ago. Good for him.

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>>383395917
He is legitimately autistic.

>>383395831
2nd stream has lesser known or retarded games or some shit

according to the schedule, no two games are starting at the same time

>>383393109
>that forceful kiss

I really, genuinely hope that protomagicalgirl is gone from AGDQ. Please, please, get rid of that fucking cunt

>those Disney songs during the KH2 run
BB's got a nice voice

>>383394717
Trannies and singing

>>383396182
This is their first event, right?

>>383396150
>Maybe chibi finally let go of the trauma caused by Caveman all those years ago. Good for him.


Nope. He's still even more losery and spergy than before. He was awful to hang around this GDQ.

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>>383395968

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>>383394378
>people put in a ton of effort and their own money
>2k viewers
This is really sad. Especially so since ESA is plain better than GDQ

>>383396164
He clearly needs a handler to prevent him from making a fool of himself.

>>383396273

Second. At GDQ right now. People are really pissed about some of the stuff they pulled. Lots of talk going around about how they had to be talked to by staff and threw a massive shitfit last night when they weren't allowed to announce.

>>383395259
like after the 2nd one, where the fuck have you been?

>>383396290
that's a fucking tranny isn't it?

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>>383396164
>>383396139
>>383395842
>>383395561
>Chibi will never be happy again

>>383395261
Even with the shit appearance I can deal with that. The attention whore attitude with some and treating others poorly pisses me of to no end though. I don't care if you are a one legged midget with down syndrome, treat others how you want to be treated. Want to be a needy cunt? well ngo fuck yourself. Want to be a normal person who can talk to another person? cool.

>>383396182
Nope. Proto is a staff member now. So you'll be seeing more of ''her'' from now on.

>>383396410
at least they tried, unlike the BOTW runner

>>383396410
PROTIP: Everyone at SGDQ this year was a tranny

>>383396182
Why? Xir just produces more shitposting

>>383396310
That was just the bonus stream at some ungodly hour though. But yeah it deserves more viewers, as does NASA

>watching jak 2 run i missed
>runner says "oy vey"
What a time to not be on /v/. It was probably shit anyway.

>>383396381
I honestly haven't watched it properly since 2014. I've only watched one or two runs each time since then.

>>383395932
it's not just that, there'd be a legitimate chance of him stealing from you or straight up murdering you

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>>383391636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
This is the last time GDQ was good, the very last time

Look upon it and despair

>>383396529
Did you just assume his gender?

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Lol, people were going around Protomagicaldude's room and spreading his address in whispers.

>>383396475
I still wonder how mad the BotW community is with him. Pure dick move on his part.

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which of the speedrunners this year are now banned from participating at GDQ?
the first ones that come to mind are the super panga world guys for making vulgar jokes and maybe the jedi outcast guy for having too much fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypNtyMVV8S4
Best run.

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>a week of comfy ESA just before fall of oriath release

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Did /ourguy/ do any runs?

>>383396660
YKB approved of jedi outcast guy in the end so I doubt the staff would go against mommy

>>383394378
I like ESA, but holy shit that guy that demanded to do the Yu-Gi-Oh bonus stream last year was a prick.
Literally no one wanted to see it and he just plopped down on the couch to do it.

>>383396615

LEAK IT

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>>383393708

>>383396078

Post discord

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You can either go back in time and install tranny hitler, a tranny hitler that hates trannies and that will eradicate them from this earth
Or you can go back in time and install a cute childhood best friend for chibi that'll make sure he never turns into an autist and give him a happy life
Which do you choose?

>>383396372
Source, please.

>>383396167
nigger I just took a glance at the 2nd schedule and there's motherfucking rayman there. that's neither retarded or lesser known

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They really power tripped by fucking over Bonesaw at the last minute for no reason.
He might not have even gone if he knew he couldn't commentate with his pal. Instead, he's forced to sit off by the side, making sure not to speak because the audience can't hear him and it'd just disrupt the couch's commentary.
All because what, some dudes tweeted at Air Canada because Bonesaw made a joke? When Air Canada didn't give a shit and practically responded with "whut" when GDQ 'formally' apologized to them over twitter?
Fuck GDQ. Tell me about other speedrunning marathons, small time shit that still has soul, like NASA or something.

>>383396139
Oh god that hurts

>>383392612
Didn't they have an incentive randomized links awakening race? I kept hearing them talk about randomized links awakening during other runs. i would actually love to play some randomized links awakening runs. That game is the tits.

It's too bad the pacing in the oracle series gets wonky from time to time or I would love to play those ones more often too. They both are fucking amazing but I can't sit through them like I can awakening due to some of the more convoluted map mechanics. The time puzzle or season puzzles are just more to try and remember and then also the routes for each animal partner being different. Then the dungeons while actually challenging tend to go a little long, which is welcoming to the series but can lead to burnout.

>>383394046
>>uses words like "transmisogynistic" to describe crossdressers

Oh fuck off.
Sissies > Trannies

>>383396843
sounds retarded

>>383392470

Africa can only be saved by renewed colonization efforts at this point. It was a mistake to abandon those early efforts, half baked in the African sun, and left in the hands of a population still far behind building or even maintaining it on their own.

A kind-hearted mistake with disastrous consequences, which just lead to far more death and suffering than would have happened otherwise.

>>383396730
Yeah, he ran the tech crew to the ground.

>>383396765
Wish I had the other post where he full out admits he did it too to "promote his stream cause that's what GDQ events are about and why runners are there" right... RIGHT?

>>383396836

I'm at SGDQ right now?

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>>383396795
I don't think I am who you think I am.

>>383396940
Prove it

>>383396660
Bubbles might be banned, due to starting his run with ''Welcome to the SGDQ 2017 Cringe compilation.'' and a few other things during the run. He was even joking that he's milking his run as much as possible before he gets banned.

>>383396760
Yeah agree. Otherwise the bonus streams are pretty fun generally. I'm liking the game list for this year a lot.

What are the must-watch runs this time?

>>383396634
You know he was chosen only because he's a tranny, he's 7th place on the BotW leaderboards and all of his gameplay, presentation and commentary were terrible.

>>383393109
RAPE ALLOWED IN SDGQ

>>383388415
>no one deserves to drown
While that is true in a moral sense, you could have taken them back to Africa.

>>383396615

What's the address?

>>383396843
where does it say "this will be streamed on 2nd channel"?
http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule

>>383396918
>Africa can only be saved by renewed colonization efforts at this point
it can only be saved by pulling back all manner of foreign aid and leaving them be for a couple of years
no more starvation or overpopulation

>>383397007
Ratchet and Clank and Oblivion for good
Pokemon Heart Gold and BOTW for bad

>>383396853
>All because what, some dudes tweeted at Air Canada because Bonesaw made a joke? When Air Canada didn't give a shit and practically responded with "whut" when GDQ 'formally' apologized to them over twitter?
Story?

>>383396795
PaE4HFB

>>383397081
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-two

>>383396950

But I want lewd Yuffies

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>>383396973
>zoomed in on Gwynevere's tits before killing her
he's definitely getting banned

>>383396760
Yeah, Mergy can be like that, but he's pretty chill in general and his stream is comfy. I hope you're ready for his Sacred Cards run this year.

>>383396765
>>383396939
>Let a mentally unstable, permanent victim complex tranny into your organization
>Starts acting like a mentally unstable person with a permanent victim complex
Why did they let her in? I don't get it.

>>383396880
Not that I heard man.

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>>383396760
>forgetting about the Australian event.
please....

>>383392470
throwing money in africa means more people there and that means more problems for us and them

they should be left alone to starve and rest of them are maybe clever enough to feed themselves

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>>383397157
Then wait 'til ESA or talk to someone who stockpiles doujins, I need to recharge.

>>383397149
yeah, there's no game in there that's mainstream

>>383397143
What am I supposed to do with this?

>>383397132
He was late to SGDQ because of air canada, and told people to tweet at them, jokingly.

GDQ staff used twitter to fomally apologize to air canada for this "attack" that's going on, to which air canada responded saying they have no idea what they're talking about.

Basically the extent of it.

They also told him to stop making owen wilson jokes, because for some reason that's offensive.

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>>383388473
>did anything bad happen
>SGDQ

>>383396427
Those people are just mentally ill. There's this midget called Blechy and everyone likes him because he's not a dirty attention whore, but according to the trannies any and all hate they receive is because everyone is transphobic

>>383397341
https://discord.gg/PaE4HFB

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>>383397327

fair enough

>>383397035
Nah there was some other shit behind it apparently. All the BotW community said not to submit runs and wait for AGDQ so they had a fleshed out GOOD run. One other guy I guess had submitted something and pulled his submission out cause of the community. So Orca did it like a week or two before SGDQ subs for games and etc etc ... The run by him was kinda poor plus amibo gallore time and he died 3 or 4 times. I dunno I can see why the community wanted to hold off.

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>>383397168
>When he barreled into the room unnanounced and thrust his shaft inside Gwynevere's paizuri window until she disappeared into a misogynistic cloud of white ectoplasm I was visibly triggered and literally shaking. Ban this man from GDQ events permanently.

>>383396973
>>383397168
I really, really want all these speedrunners who got fucked over by GDQ to cross over to one of the alternatives, like NASA. Just bring over your crew, help fight against this fucking retarded organization, for fuck's sake.

>>383389285
>Child's Play isn't willing to help them put on a video game marathon in return for a few million in donations
I find that hard to believe.

>>383396427
the worst was when proto was interviewing supermetroid runner without knowing a god damn thing about super metroid let alone any metroids

Dark Souls 3 run was decent, but only because of the runner - game has some interesting tricks but most of the bosses are "dodge/parry a hit or two and then obliterate with the massively overpowered twin swords".

>>383396970
proto go home

>>383397324
someone needs to post that Japanese comic about helping starving children in Africa

>>383397497
Oh you didn't know proto seems to know everything about every game and never shuts the fuck up (PAY ATTENTION TO ME)

Yeah that was sad.

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>>383397460
>>383397168

>>383396372
>>383396836
No really
That sounds interesting. I'd love to see your source and read about it. Doubt you have one though. Sorry!

>>383397460
>not posting the steam alerts
https://i.4cdn.org/v/1499559540306.webm
"oh woops steam alerts how could I have forgotton?"

>>383396724
WAIT, is that release date official?!?

>>383397460
>not the webm with the moan
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

Aren't they doing any after show stuff anymore?

2013 was speedrunning's best year
>speedrunning hadnt yet become a fad people latched on to in hopes of making money off of it
>AGDQ, SGDQ, and ESA were all fantastic and were still in venues small enough that the audience was close to the runner

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>65 upboats
are we in the minority /v/?

>>383397481
what's the NASA org website north american speed association?

>>383392470
They wont till their own lands. Zimbabwe turned into a massive shithole after the government wanted to oust white farmers. The resulting famine lead to a collapse in all remaining infrastructure and months of rioting

>>383397721
ESA is from 22th of July to the 29th.

clips.twitch.tv AmazingSmilingRadishKappa best joke 2017

>>383397740
I'll rejoice when the clowns at 4chan enable sound on all boards. Have the sounds muted until activated. Let people adjust their own volume. Absolutely no reason to limit features.

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>>383397816
>do it for the attention
>get mad when it's negative attention
what did (((she))) mean by this

>>383397816
>go to a hugbox
>act shocked when the hugbox does exactly what the hugbox is designed to do

>>383397774
Nope. All Fun is banned. Enjoy raiding *insert jrpg streamer here*

can someone post the proto drama tweets?

>>383388751
Freedom Planet was by far the best run/commentary.

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>all night ds3 run
>buddy does an 8-hour no death s-sword only run
>reaches champions wall
>bumps controller and falls off a cliff

>>383397816
Again brave for going? sure ill bite. But when you become a vapid cunt by showboating and trying to make everything about "yourself" Including talking over a new speedrunners run the whole damn time you can eat a bag of dicks and go the fuck away.

They made the choice they knew what was coming their way.

>>383397490
they aren't interested in Child's Play

anyway they said that they were looking into becoming a non profit organization (instead of an LLC like they are now), which would allow sponsors to give them money to setup the event directly, so they wouldn't have to stick to charities willing to fund the whole thing.

Anyway most of the speedrunning community does not know/care about MSF's blatant human trafficking so they don't mind them.

>>383388578
The run in which someone used amiibos and dying to stumble through an unoptimized run that the entire community decided on putting off for the next GQD? Cuz thats the same run in which the submitter decided to undermine the entire community by sneaking in a submission an hour before the deadline so better runners couldnt submit adequate runs between then and GQD17. He went behind the entire community's back for attention

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>>383397816
>for one of the best charities IN THE WORLD

>>383398056
rap god + andre the giant voice dude was glorious in so many ways

>>383397094
Thanks

>>383397840
I think so yeah

>>383397439
Oh so he tranny is an egoistical, manipulative asshole? Color me surprised.

>>383397893
I meant for Fall of Oraith. Last I knew the release date was Soon(tm)

>>383389992
>remember the old days of furries being laughed out of the entire website
>now dozens defend mental illness and degeneracy because it "doesnt hurt anyone"
I'll say it. I miss the furfags

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>>383397332
there's grand theft auto, mario, resident evil, metal gear, silent hill and castlevania in there

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>>383397168
>"oh man the brightness on this monitor isn't so good, I need to kill gwynevere but I don't know where she is"
>he says, as he can clearly see her silhouette
he knew exactly what he was fucking doing

>>383397803
2012 was better

>>383398091
>Anyway most of the speedrunning community does not know/care about MSF's blatant human trafficking so they don't mind them.
I don't know. Twitch chat sure as hell knew during the MSF ad where they were condemning the MSF hospital bombing.

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>>383397816
>women
>yes, WOMEN
Not really a women if you have to confirm it like that

>>383398414
plus she's a huge static target, easy for any layman to shoot her. based bubbles.
I missed out on this run, gotta catch it.

>>383398438
twitch chat are not the ones with the money. I think the bit goal failure proves that

>>383398250
i'll admit he "isn't" as bad as PMG is but I can't really say that with what he did to the BotW community. He seemed "okay" and not an attention seeking whore. But screwing over all your fellow runners from runs for maybe a year or so? eh that's a big dick move.

>>383398329
theyre targeting the first week of august

>>383398501
That number will keep growing though. America won't be 50% white soon enough, and Europe will follow (slowly but surely).

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>people pushing ESA

The runners cant speak english right
The threads are slow and regularly on page 10
Has technical issues
It's boring as shit

Still better than NASA

>>383393109
welcome to the juden dystopia

>>383398569
Bits are a rip-off, then again so is giving money to twitch streams in any fashion.

>>383398660
Where are the proofs

also

Why is that necessarily a bad thing

>>383398501
What? There's 5 million of them in germany alone, with France 2nd with 4.5 million

>>383398557
He also shot her directly in the cleavage. The madman knew exactly what was up.

>>383398743
Post proofs

Oh yeah almost forgot about the bit thing. what a fucking retarded disaster. 2 incentives. one at 500k bit. next at 5 mil. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea.

>>383398091
>anyway they said that they were looking into becoming a non profit organization

of course they are

>>383398663
Be the change you want, anon. The only way to make things better is to support the alternatives.

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>>383398663
I like RPGlimitbreak myself.

>Guys GDQ sucks, let's watch these other speedrun marathons!
>Other marathons have far worse technical issues than GDQ and no one cares about them

Guess GDQ is our only choice for speedrun marathons...

>>383388415
HE SAID JEDI AND I CLAPPED