Is this last good video game?

Ask me again after the cutscene ends.

caveman make thread

that would require it to be good

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No but it's a good video game
But I am not good at it

>>383386779

>vidya porn action slasher
>good

try devil may cry

No, but Bayonetta is pretty hot.

its good at best, nothing special though

>>383386779
Did they change her actual facial features in 2 because even with the classic costume on she looks a bit different in that game and I just can't pinpoint why

>>383387984
This is devil may cry if it were actually good
How old are you champ?

Good fap material, meh game

Not my thing though so I can see why people like it

>>383386779
Never really thought of it like that. Everything did seem to get a lot shittier though (both in and out of video games) after about the year 2010...

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>I can't even pure plat the prologue on hard
Fucking off me, some bullshit always hits me or the combo points aren't enough.

Both Bayo games are two of my favorite games of all time

>>383388792
Use some accessories, make sure you use weapons you're the best with, familiarize yourself with the enemies.

Use the training mode and learn all the moves.

Good luck in Bayo 2 when it's "dodge and deal 2 points of damage" for every Lumen Sage battle.

>>383386779
It's definitely Kamiya's last good game

>>383388792
If you don't have it already, there's an accessory that let's you block attacks by flicking the analog stick in the direction of an enemy right before an attack (a little bit like Metal Gear Rising). This is basically necessary when you can't use witch time.

>>383389190
>Good luck in Bayo 2 when it's "dodge and deal 2 points of damage" for every Lumen Sage battle.
That's why I used Rosa for my first playthrough

>>383390198
How the FUCK were you able to do that on your first playthrough?
Also Rosa is probably my favorite playstyle, combos, feel, and weight of Bayonetta 1 Bayo but those fucking pistol shots are so satisfying, and being able to use her Mech for her Umbran Climax is amazing

>>383386859
RT+Select

>>383390665
>How the FUCK were you able to do that on your first playthrough?
Cheat Engine

I got so pissed off with LOLNODMG with Bayonetta I had to.
Rosa damage is equivalent to Bayonetta's damage in the first game, it's ridiculous how nerfed she is in the second game

>>383386859
>Muh ADHD

>>383388363
>any pg shit being better than dmc
Sure buddy

>>383386779
Catherine exists and its good too!

>>383389190
>>383389678

Yeah I have that parry accessoire. Sometimes it just kills everything, I guess that's a perfect parry?
I suppose I also need the one that makes enemies more aggressive.

>>383388792
Git really gud at dodge offset, you need it in Hard mode

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So balder in 1 is actually possessed by actual god that is obsessed with resurrecting not actual god so he can rule again as actual god by controlling not actual god?

>>383386779
Shame about the sequel

Why did Bayo's Infernal Demons turn against her (but only some of them) and kidnap Jeanne?
Why were the Angels even doing anything in this game when Jubileus is dead?
Why were the Angels and Demons working together?

>>383392015
I think demons grew too strong because the eye of the world that represented the light was gone
Still going about their business and hating Bayonetta I guess
Aesir commands both if he wans to

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>C
C

Bayo better get Lumen Sage powers in Bayo 3.

>>383393353

I would actually like to see her in a vulnerable state, something like her contracted demon threatening to take her powers away and she somehow has to show that bitch who is boss

>>383392953
D is the best option. I don't have mommy issues and I respect Bayo to much to gf her

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>>383394957
>I respect Bayo to much to gf her

Have you PP'd both games yet?

>>383393353
I whole heartedly agree
What would the plot of Bayo 3 even be? Actual hell?
I mean we had Heaven in the first one, 2nd one was mostly Human world with some Demons thrown in.

>>383395519
It's so difficult
And you don't even get a reward for it

Its a great game. I think Ninja Gaiden is better, but Bayonetta is excellent, as is the sequel.

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>That witch armor part in Bayo 2
FUUUCKIINOOOO

>>383392015
>Why were the Angels even doing anything in this game when Jubileus is dead?
I think Aesir was their last chance at resetting the world so they went with him?
Actually I can't remember what Aesir's goal was

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>tfw no one to play Tag Climax mode with

Bayonetta is a bad copy of DMC3 and I can't fathom how anyone can dispute that.
>the main protagonist and antagonist are basically twins and have a friendly rivalry with each other through the entire game
>their first showdown is on the top of a round tower, rain pouring on them
>cool cutscene with a bike
>environmental "puzzles" with statues and shit
>gunslinger main character that acts all cocky
>etc. etc. etc.
Except DMC3 did it all better. Also:
-Most of the music is some random pop songs instead of full of drive, edgy tracks that dmc offers
-A lot of the enemies follow the same theme of white angels, which was also true for dmc with its demons but they were more meaningfully different and there were a ton of non-demon enemies too
-Cutscenes try to be CRAYZEH, but a lot of the time fall short
-Half of the game is made out of movie-style "on film" static images, that is just fucking pathetic and completely breaks the flow and any atmosphere it could have. It's very clear that Platinum didn't have budget/time to make proper cutscenes, and instead of cutting them and replacing it with something meaningful and worthwhile, decided to go for the worst cutscene implementation I have only ever seen in any videogame
-Overall combat system is just not as fun and polished, you can basically play with any weapon and that's not because they are all equally balanced and useful, but because there is no fucking difference between them and it just doesn't matter what you use
-The screen is constantly cluttered with visual garbage, at times it can be difficult to discern what is even happening at any given moment. DMC was pretty much always clear and you always knew what was going on with very little unnecessary visual effects
-DMC3 bosses vary from mediocre to fucking great, and the balance is pretty skewed towards the latter with only a couple of outliers. None of the Bayo bosses are really above mediocre
Kamiya is a hack, people praising Bayo over DMC are style over substence.

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>>383395687

But she went to hell in 2

>>383395961

>Actually I can't remember what Aesir's goal was
Remove ningen

>>383395724
Yes you do

>>383396074
Bayonetta is DMC3 but the enemies actually attack this time.

>>383396195
Yeah, and their attacks are full of random effects that clutter the screen so fucking much that it really compromises the clarity.

>>383396074
Dante, go home. Your series is long dead and forgotten. The last game of your series was almost 10 years ago and you were not even the main protagonist.

>>383396349
I guess it's too fast for grampas that think DMC is actually crrruahazey.

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>>383396368

ive given up on getting plats. just gonna heavy hand it to the end fuck this

>>383396074
Lol

>>383386779

It got a sequel.

>>383396526
Yeah sure, "it's too deep for you". Just for the record, Ninja Gaiden has enemies that do something and it doesn't suffer from effect clutter anywhere as much as Kamiya's garbage.

>>383396551
I was talking to Dante, not Donte.
Then again, Donte pretty much replaced Dante so I was talking to a dead man.

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Post fav weapons

>>383396653
Lol

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>>383396752

>>383396074
Jesus anon why are you even playing this genre if you suck this much dick?

>>383396014
i can play with you anon i am pretty sure i suck tho

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>>383396074
I completely agree with you anon. All I've wanted since dmc3 was another high def dmc3, but no I got 4 and then I got donte.

>>383390973
>An improved version of DMC isn't better than DMC
...right...

>>383388792
Kusheldra + lasso

>>383395519

Way too frustrating. Not worth it at all.

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Serious question: Is this thing a viable weapon? i have no idea how i am supposed to be using it

>>383396117
Only for platinum, and that's unlocking Jeanne in first g ame

>>383396014
>Tfw emulating so no online either way
feels bad man, it's super fun even with CPU though

>>383398689
Is the sound still fucked up

MGR is better

>>383398832
Nope, the witch time sound is fixed in 1.8.1, the only bug is the cutscenes sometimes fuck sound/visual up a bit, the audio is just desynced so no ear rape, it's perfectly playable.
I think some areas for a little bit at the start have some graphical glitches, but that's only a few times throughout the entire game so it doesn't really matter.
Performance is really good too, I'm getting very good fps even with a pretty old cpu

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>>383399078
>tfw about to play Bayo 2 for the first timefucking finally

>>383387028
For some reason short questions with less than 10 words as OPs always get the most responses. People who actually try to make a good OP get rewarded with an empty thread or even worse, mods think they're trying to troll and just delete the thread.

>>383399174
Good luck anon.
Protip: start on the 3rd climax difficulty, it's basically normal dif in Bayo 1

>>383396551
¡QUE TE JODAN!

>>383398884
If you're a retard with shit taste maybe.

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>>383399078

Finished it a few days ago. Now I'm empty inside.
Would like to own a legit copy but
>Buying a console for one game

>>383399271
I know nothing about wiiu emulator
Is there anything else you need to get besides the iso and cemu?

>>383398519
Does poison damage, so on top of low hit damage it can deal some pretty good poison damage if you learn how to git gud and stack it.

I like using this weapon on the human boss fights so I don't have to risk getting too close to those dodging, parrying assholes.

>>383399718
Nope, I suggest downloading the fitgirl repack and replacing the cemu folder with the new 1.8.1 release.
Then just map controller controls and you're set.

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>>383399078
Can it run on my toaster?

>>383399718

Not really, just install your latest GPU driver because that is what the cemu devs test their stuff with, on previous versions it looks like shit.
You do have an nvidia card right

>>383399640
How did they manage to make Bayo so much prettier in this game? It's not just the hair right? Her entire face seems different from the first game somehow

>>383399846
No clue, also no clue how AMD cpu performs in the emulator, I have an i5 3570 and it ran fine for me.
You should still get 30fps I hope, but the game isn't big to download so just try it out I guess

>>383399897
Pretty much just better graphics and her eyes look more alive than they did with 2009 graphics

>>383399897
Nope same face just different hair.

>Pathetic emulation fags pretending their illegal games are running just fine

LOL Bayo 2 still remains Wii U exclusive, nice try pirates.

>>383400005

Well it did run like shit from the start until 1.8
Now with 1.8.1 it's fine.
RIP Bayo2 exclusivity 2014-2017

>>383400005
Can WiiU play Bayonetta at a steady 1080p@60fps?

>>383399846

>AMD Hardware
It's not even the hardware quality itself that is the problem, it's just that Cemu games usually run worse on AMD or at least look worse.

>>383396349
>random effects that clutter the screen
like?

>>383396074
is dmc 4 better than 3?

>>383399640

Bayo 2 sounds like its coming to Switch, so that's certainly better than buying a Wii U to play it at least.

>I bought Bayo 2-pack when I found it cheap
>don't have a Wii U
>friend let me borrow his if he can play the games first

Worked out in the end I guess. Still kind of weird owning a game I don't have the system for. I was going to get a Wii U somewhere down the line but then the Switch happened. It was worth it since I hadn't played either game before and was going off fear of scalpers mainly to pick it up.

>>383399640

Just buy the game without the console.

>>383400197
in case you aren't just proving a point, no. it runs 720p at an unstable 30-60fps

Oh my god, obviously the correct choice for last good game is FFVII, retard fagbois

>>383394957
>respect bayo to much to gf her
I guess being in a relationship with you would be kind of undignified and degrading.

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>>383386779

>game that is impossible to finish if you aren't fast enough with some circle controller movement (x5 in the cutscene with the 2 headed beast after the fight)

FUCKING UNINSTALLED THIS SHIT!

>>383400746
I was trying to make the point that you get better performance at a higher res when you emulate it, rather than playing it natively

>>383386779
It's a good game, but it's not the last good video game.

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>>383401046
You mean the rotating analog stick-bit? I stopped using my thumb for that and use my right index/middle finger instead, made these sections much easier.

I thoroughly enjoyed it

>>383386779
I tried it, it got old after like 15 minutes.

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Is this the strongest digimon ever?

>>383402073

I'm genuinely curious what games you actually enjoy

>Just wanted to check the leaderboards on bayo pc for funsies
>Loads forever with no way to go back
Thx

>>383402563
There's shit loads of cheated times anyway

>>383399897
Colors are less washed out- the original bayonetta was kinda dull-colored.

>Bayo 1, kill the creator who was not really the creator of everything after all
>Bayo 2, kill the actual creator of the creator
>Bayo 3 ???
>Killing the creator of the creator's creator

>>383404036
Bayo 3 needs to be Bayo vs lovecraftian entities from outer space

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>>383404036

>Bayo 3
>Madama Butterfly dies
>Bayo loses her supernatural powers
>Realizes that she developed supernatural powers of her own and no longer requires an external contracted demon
>Jeanne, I am already a demon

>>383404036
Jubileus is the god of Paradiso aka heaven.
Aesir is the god of chaos aka Earth
Bayo 3 will probably have you kill Queen Sheba the god of Inferno aka hell.

>>383404894
So the left eye will finally come to play?

>>383405040
Why exactly did Balder want Jublieus back in Bayo 1? Balder in 1 was actually Aesir that possessed him, so what would he gain from putting Jubileus in power?

>>383405413
Chaos? I think maybe he just wanted Jubileus's power not her in charge. Jeanne fucked it all up though.

>>383405413
he was probably a mix of original Balder and Aesir

>>383405040
>Bayo 3 will probably have you kill Queen Sheba the god of Inferno aka hell.

That actually makes sense, wonder how Bayo would work though, unless they got a new protag

>>383405289
Aren't the eyes gone post Bayo 2?

Bayo 3 is just playing as Luka and secretly taking lewd pics of Bayonetta

Bayo 3 won't exist because it doesn't sell and no one is interested in this garbage franchise

>>383407259

>Sales discussion #5000000
Can we not

>>383407259
>still this salty

>>383407331
I mean, it's literally the number of games sold, the most objective thing that exists. No real discussion to be had.

>>383407161
Would buy.
>>383407259
We're talking about Bayonetta not Devil May Cry anon.

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>>383407408

Then we don't have to talk about it!

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I don't understand... How is Bayonetta such a cool character? It's like the concocted the perfect recipe, from her witty dialog to the voice, to her design. Everything just clicks.

I know it's silly but she's definitely my favorite character ever, there isn't anyone sexier, more clever or cooler than her.

>>383407808
She is literally just a slut

>>383407808
Literally just an actual strong woman who is comfortable wiht her own sexuality and even embraces it

>>383407808
Yet feminists still hate her for some reason.
>>383407943
She literally never fucks anyone.

>>383407808

For one she is a rare species because it's not really safe enough to make a protag more dominatrix style because while that kink exists, it does not appeal to the majority.

>>383407943

>Implying
>Doesn't even kiss Luka
And he DESERVED it.

>>383408042
tumblr hates her like every other attractive female character, sex-positive feminists seem to like bayo

>>383408042

>for some reason.
She is lewd and she moans. Females in vidya are supposed to be WARRIORS with NO sexual behaviour at any time. Also Bayonetta gives female gamers an unrealistic beauty standard below 170lbs

>>383408042
She walks around swinging her ass and spreading her legs every 15 seconds.

>>383408042
Not all of them, all of my female friends who know about Bayonetta love her, some of them being hardcore feminists.
>inb4 befriending feminists

>>383408431
No, but really
>Befriending feminists

>>383408379
that's not what a slut is

>>383408379
And that makes her a slut?

>>383408523
>>383408537
It doesn't make her a proper decent woman, that's for sure

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>>383407259
My poor retarded anon
bayo 3 was comfirmed long time ago

>>383408740
Ahmed pls

>>383408740
she's not, but I'd think being a witch is less of a desired trait in a puritan society

>>383408740
i am pretty sure posting on 4chan is against sharia law, better be careful

>>383408749
No it wasn't, Platinum just said they wanted to make it, which means it's not even in development yet, so it won't come out before 2020 if it ever will

>>383408740
t. Muhammad

W101 was

>>383407808
It's the glasses.

>>383407808
Kamiya pls

you fuckers got me watching the cinematics

>>383386859
ACfag is awfully quick this time.

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>>383410018

>He didn't at least do it on his first PT
>He missed lil Cereza
Lit. no excuse for this

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>>383410335
No no, anon you got it all wrong.
I love the game's cinematics, I watch them for entertainment, I specially love the ending scene in NYC in 2.