Holy shit, how did everything go so wrong with Andromeda?

>>383384268
I actually have ~2 hour video on this topic somewhere but it's all in russian and i'm too lazy to search for it (I can if anyone need it).

basically is they fucked up at managing multiple studios, fucked up at planning things up and basically did nothing for about 2.5 years and then rushed everything and forced animators to use software that headquarters told them to use because "durr we signed very important contract good luck LUL"
andromeda was a disaster long before game was finished
or even before actual development started, for that matter

>>383384736
I forgot to mention that they gave development of the game to a studio that never developed any game and worked on fucking SWTOR content and patches.

>>383384268
Jesus goddamn christ ME3 Jack is so sexy

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>>383384868
lol tl;dr moron

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>>383384910
I want her to fuck me

>>383384910
Which is pretty amusing since Miranda is the one who's supposed to be perfect.

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>>383385214

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>>383385259
Fucking puke.
The bad girl gone good story with best face is infinitely better

Bioware gave it to their C-team that had never made a full game before. There was some big article about it that showed there were problems with every single department except for maybe the combat.

>>383384268
They started hiring based on what's on your tumblr and your hair dye rather than your CV.

I want to see a Disaster Artist style book about the development of Andromeda.

>>383386094
That was a Z-team if anything.

Another reboot no one asked for ... they should've made a 4x strategy game

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What's wrong with this

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>>383386858
>collection of highly paid retards that can't even make a decent game on the genre they supposedly a master of
>making a game on a genre were every expert studio has failed

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I want to fuck Jack's brains out.

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>>383385259
sfm was a mistake.

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ME3 was at least borderline-consistent up until the ending, granted this is AFTER all the DLC and mods

>>383387741
Who's the actual model?

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>>383388189
This, but I don't know her name.

>>383384268
they hired people who literally did not know what they were doing, who hated vidya, and who were SJWs

>>383388249
My god

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>>383388039
It was consistently shit right up until the end where it dove into the abyss, yeah.

>>383388402
Naw doesn't really work

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Jack is for wubing.

>>383388830
>tfw your Shepard and Jack were supposed to run off together when the war was over but we got that retarded shit dick ending instead

>>383389140
With certain conditions met Shepard lives if you pick red.

>>383386925
The fact the nudity is the only good part of the game.

>>383387741
Jack was my fav romance in ME2 and I don't like bald women

Just remember, the last major content patch was to give male Ryder more gay options. This was literally their concern.

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>>383384268
Nu-Bioware.
Don't believe the excuses in Kekaku or NeoFag, Bioware is going downhill since DA Origins.

>>383386925
Her sex scene really surprised me, after I went with Peebee in my first playthrough

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>>383386925
I WANNA PUT MY PEE PEE IN THAT BUTT

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>>383389759
Jesus Christ, anon.

>>383391056
I thought I could continue my tradition of playing a renegade lesbian with a thing for Asari.I was mostly wrong

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>>383384268
2 is the worst ME.

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>>383384268

I don't know what to call this but I can remember every single ME1-3 character but I can barely remember Andromeda's crew. This game was just so bland and tasteless. I felt like I had to force myself to just play to the end, like an arcade game.

>>383386242
The problem is that the Disaster Artist was interesting because everything could be traced back to one man's insanity. This was a fuckup by several different people for several different reasons, but it's all very banal.

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>>383388249
>those dicksucking lips