7/7/2017 - THE INCLINE COMETH But where is it?

There is no game, just let it go.

>it's a bigger scam than mighty no.9 and hiveswap combined together
what the hell did clive meme by this

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okay who can translate french

VALVE IS FULL OF SAPS THAT REFUSE TO PUBLISH THE GAME

>>383366440
It says something about cheese omelet

do your part and report this thal faggotry

>>383366440
baguette-baguette , croissant ,honhonhonhonhon vive la resistance , nous surrender vous

>>383366440
>Release Date: 31 May 2014, but on another plane of existence

hahaha based Frenchies

>>383366440
>oui, croissant, refugees welcome, omelet
>5 baguettes out of 5 baguette, it's le alright

Funniest threads on /v/ in recent time.

>>383366440
Give me a sec

>>383368037
Dammit anon you're late already

>>383366440
It says its vaporware.

>Ha ha. This one is good for a laugh. Grimoire is in development since... Huh. 17, 18, 19 years maybe? Its being sold by his creator - Cleveland Mark Blakemore, self-proclaimed neanderthalian superhero, antiatomic shelter builder exiled in Australia, often accused to be a pro-nazi conspirationist and certified troll - as the quintessence of the Wizardry-like dungeon crawler (by the way, Mr Cleveland is said to be an ex Sir-Tech developper, the studio which created the series) but mostly as the best game in the world, an incredibly fascinating RPG offering at least 600 hours of gameplay. And, its probably true. I mean, who are we to doubt the word of the Atomic Ubermensch? From the grid based movement, more than 240 monsters, 144 spells, 14 races, 15 professions, 50 skills, 64 NPCs with an 8000 words vocabulary (six times more than the average Canard PC tester), thousands of items and 35 metric tons of passion. All of that in 1024 by 768. And that's really a joke. For a few years now, a demo can be found on the Internet. But some insinuate its a means for a superior intelligence to take possession of our souls to psychotronically influence the taffeta market. So... Beware.

>>383368408
*And that's not really a joke.
Forgot a word there.

>>383368408
god bless you anhonhon

>>383368408
merci

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>biggest and longer running scam than star citizen
>39.95 USD+tip

>>383368605
Its a good exercise.

Messed up part of it, though, I caught that on reread. Its
>Grid-based movement, more than...
Fucked up my context. Which is sad since I'm French.

>>383368769

Following Grimwah has at least been fun and free.

Scam Citizen has literally stolen from people and offered little in the way of fun.

>"just a few more days to fix some bugs, then its finished I promise"

This is the same shit Cleve said back in 2003. This guy is a bigger liar than Peter Molyneux

>yfw Cleve is really a performance artist and this whole shebang is his absurdist comedy masterpiece

still no gaem tho

Shit, it never came out? Guess those anons that predicted last minute delays were right.

>>383368983
^this

Anyone else glad they're on /v/ during these crazy times? Include me in the screenshot, anons.

>>383366153
Its a longer lasting scam, but he certainly did not raise nearly as much money.

What would be amusing would be for it to come out and be just painfully mediocre. Not even bad or good, just overly padded and boring. Of course it will probably never come out, but one can hope.

>>383366440
Keep in mind that the original article was deliberately written in a silly manner.

"Ha ha ha. This one's a laugh. Grimoire has been in development for, what... 17, 18, 19 years or something? It's being sold by its creator - self-proclaimed neanderthal superhero, fallout shelter designer exiled in Australia, often accused of being a proto-nazi conspirationist, and renowned troll Cleveland Mark Blakemore - as the quintessence of dungeon crawling, the likes of Wizardy (Mr Cleveland formerly being part of Sir-Tech, the series' development team, by the way), but also as the best game of all times, an absolutely captivating RPG bearing, at the very least, 600 hours of gameplay. Which is undoubtedly true. Who are we to question the Atomic Ubermensch?
Tile-based movement, more than 240 monsters, 144 spells, 14 races, 15 professions, 50 skills, 64 NPCs with a vocabulary of more than 8000 words (6 times bigger than Canard PC's average playtesters'), thousands of items, as well as 35 tons of passion. All of this packed into a 1024 x 768 resolution - and this is not a joke.
For the past few years, a demo has been floating around the internet, but some people assume that it's only a way to psychotronically influence the taffeta market, deployed by a superior intelligence.
So... Beware."

Sorry if it's a bit rough around the edges, anons, I just woke up.
Funny article though, the author clearly didn't give a fuck.

>>383366054
This game is doomed. Even if it ever get released, the hype and anticipation has pasted the critical point, meaning everyone will just shit on it as soon as it's out. It will crash and born within days, regardless if it's good or bad.

For the same reason we'll never get half life 3, too much hype. Maybe in 30 years when people forget about the meme...

>>383369317
hero

>>383368893
This also Grimwah is funnier to watch than SC because the developer is deluding himself too, not just the fans.

>>383369537
That's not a valid comparison.

HL3 will never be released because there's too much of a chance of it flopping and harming Valve, which makes more money than anything just releasing Dota skins, from a price-profit standpoint.

However, this game, however long its taken, is known MAYBE to 20k people worldwide.

If it's good, those people will be sated, memes be damned. If it's bad, though....

Grimwah doesn't exist, but the hours spent here shitposting have been fun.

Should add some custom tags to the game in the Steam Store.

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post yfw the sapes on steam forums don't realise that we've been playing grimoire for 20 years and they are playing it too now

>>383368972
links or caps

please

12/8/97

We were ready to go on August 1st. Our server was all messed up and we
stalled for quite a while trying to get the address straightened out.
Given the folly we have learned already from releasing early versions in
that it allows cyber-hobos and information superhighway squeegee men to
nitpick at things that don't work, it seems an ideal opportunity to keep
the beta under wraps for private testing, then go ahead and release the
completed version in a month or two. We are not slipping, we're golden. I
don't "slip," ever.

IF you think changing our minds about a beta is slippage, dream on. We
are kicking massive butt on Grimoire and the current version is
absolutely beautiful. Comparing us with companies that slip 2-3 years on
dates is ridiculous. We have done more work in the past two months than
most companies could have done in a year with 50 people.

We have a higher level of accountability than any company you can name
and are operating inside milestone windows that defy the imagination,
successfully I might add. I'd like to see Bethesda go from alpha to beta
in 2 months. 2 years more likely.

All 300 special features listed in our alpha prospectus are working 100%,
I'd say my s**t is standing tall and taking names.

>>383369317
*to take over our souls and psychotronically influence the taffeta market

We do love hyperboles.

>>383368983
agreed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8vOt8_T0mk

watch this and you'll understand what Grimoire is

>>383366440
must be canard pc

>>383366440
>Ha ha,
Honhonhon

that's all I can translate at the moment

Just woke up. May have to get 4 hours of sleep a night for a few days until it is up.

The publicity is colossal. Hundreds of millions of people have now had sufficient time to inhale the coming greatness of the most amazing fantasy roleplaying game ever written for themselves while learning the virtues of patience. What was formerly just a local mental illness has gone global. The great thing about the internet is that now people can hate on Neanderthals on the other side of the world they've never even met.

Their tears of despair will very shortly turn to tears of joy. Or tears of madness. What have you and whatnot.

Gotta get to work. Sunday, an ordinary man would need to rest. An ordinary man. God made it the sabbath because he knew Sapiens had very weak endurance. The Neanderthal is still required to pull oxen out of ditches on this day and if ever there was an oxe stuck in a ditch, it's Grimoire.

>>383366054
Stop fucking shilling this piece of shit, just buy an ad instead of making this topic every day multiple times for weeks now

>>383370478
t. a sape

>>383370478
t. puny-brained sape

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WHEN WILL SAPEPOSTERS STOP?

just accept that this is the greatest game ever you fucking morons

Just a request for an image macro:

> big dogs mascot, crossed arms, sunglasses
> made to look somewhat like a neanderthal
> caption "Looks like someone ordered a thal glass of suck my dick!!"
> tiny bit of penis poking in from the bottom

>>383371043
Might have better luck on /wsr/ or a drawthread. Either way post a ref image

>>383370287
How can one man be so based at shitposting?

Reported for not vidya

>>383372534
>the greatest vidya to ever grace mankind
>not vidya
????

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>>383372534
just because this particular vidya is never coming out doesn't make it nont vidya

>>383372534
get a load of this sape

> weekend almost over
> still no grimwah

>>383372715
Be patient, Cleve just needs to iron out some minor issues before release.

I can't wait to not play this.

>>383366054
the only difference between this and star citizen is that star citizen took $154 million in pre-orders that they can never fulfill

>tfw you canceled every activity with your friends just to play grimoire

fuck cleve

>>383372626
>>383372698
>>383372709
There is no game you idiots, these threads are only Reddit tier circlejerks and unfunny reposts about one Australian shitposter.

>>383372948
t. sape

>>383372948
>no fun allowed - the post

>>383372948
But there's a literal demo out there you can try out? The full game is right around the corner, you dumb, dirty, Homo sapiens.

>>383372948
Of course a sape would think that

Cleve took a fat Cleveland Steamer on Steam

>>383366054
Is it worth getting hyped guys? Is it actually vaporware?
I've waited too long

>>383373045
that demo is a bunch of stolen assets from the Wizardry 7 spinoff, which Cleve stole 2 decades ago. There is no game, it is just one giant fraud.

>>383372948
Sapelets, when will they learn?

>>383373090
It's okay if you don't understand the game, sape.

Don't ruin the fun for your intellectual betters.

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Anyone got a screencap of his forum post on the steam forum telling disbelievers that they will cry tears of joy when it does come on?

I tried looking for it but the forum is a mess and I need to show a friend this whole thing and how mental this guy is.

>learn about this on v
>get mildly excited
>7/7 comes, delayed
>now delayed again
>start to research a bit
>guy said the same exact thing in 2014, only minor bugs, guys I'm working 20 hours a day
>still replies to codex and steam forums

This won't ever come out. Ever.

>>383373090
Say that again motherfucker, and you're gonna get your ass sued to hell and back. Give me your name and address.

Every sapecuck will be BTFO'd here when the game comes out, I can assure you.

>tfw got banned from the Steam discussion because I called Cleve an autistic manchild

>>383373090
Why are sapes even allowed to post in grimoire threads?

This is thal ground, you are inferior, a brainlet

Name one (1) game made by neanderthals.

>>383373141
he's been saying the same shit for 20 years. In 1997 it was "days away" from release pending minor bug fixes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpCUhvDdGrI

Tell me with a serious face after this, that it'll ever come out.

>>383373090
Even disregarding the fact that you're about to get your ass sued for that, it's just not true.

Oh my god I just found out this game yesterday thanks to /v/. His fucking indiegogo video from 2014 is autism at it's prime.

This guy is just a turbo autist and I fucking love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0
It just keeps going!

This guy should be to /v/ what Richard Stallman is to /g/

>July 9th
>Still no turtle riding

DAMN YOU CLEVE

>>383373361
Name me 5 (five) games where you can even ride turtles.

>>383373496
Fuck...

>>383373496
Grimoire
...
...
Uh.

>>383373496
World of Warcrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU74X8PMwks

It actually looks like a lot of fun.

Should I grab Wizardry 6+7? What's the best classic blobber?

>>383373675
Realms of Arkania is great

>>383373496
Scribblenauts
The sequel of scribblenauts
The sequel of the sequel of scribblenauts

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>He doesn't carry extra Dazzler Dust

Anybody played Demo? How was it?

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>>383373496
>World of WarCraft
>Terraria
>FFXIV
>Scribblenauts
>Trove

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>>383373496
life

>>383373847
shit games tho
i bet you can't even give a crab a place to call home

>>383373496
fucking mario...

>>383374019

Why should I?

>>383366054
Google is fucking up my recommends because of this game. People who like real grimoire books are fucking weirdos.

>>383374067
>sapes have no emapthy
not suprising really, they are inferior after all

>>383374067
>rides a turtle
>won't give shelter to a crab
KYS

I have so much more respect for Terry A Davis after this. Say what you want about the guy, but he set out to make God's temple and actually finished and released it. It's out. You can download it and everything.

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 31 minutes ago
I agree that this time around, when the package is uploaded and pending approval I will work on sending out the Steam keys to all the IndieGoGo backers.

Never. He hasn't even uploaded anything to Steam. Any developer who uploads their game to steam always tests it after uploading to make sure it's all working, but he has zero minutes played.

If he was actually doing "final testing" or bug fixing he would at least have some time logged on Steam as having played it.

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>>383374175
Absolute neanderthal! How DOES he do it?

>>383374168
The difference between Terry and Cleve is that Terry is actually talented apart from being crazy.

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 3 hours ago
I knew I was in a strange and foreign land when I wrote my wife had placed a bedpan beneath my chair to help me avoid bathroom breaks and many Steam regulars thought I was serious.

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>>383366440
>Genre: Vaporware
>Publisher: Nobody
>Release Date: 31 May 2014, but on another plane of existence

>>383373496
Final Fantasy XIV
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
Final Fantaxy XIV: Heavensward
Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood
Super Mario 64

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 8 hours ago
Neanderthals never die, they just go into extended hibernation.

>>383370715
It has to actually get released for it to be the greatest ever.

>keeps moving the release date for two decades now
>has the audacity to bring his imaginary game to Steam for $40
Meltdown when?

>>383374487
>there is probably a vast colony of neanderthals underneath you at this VERY moment

This is even spookier then skeletons.

GOLDEN ERA GAMES [developer] 9 hours ago
"Punch that button, what could go wrong?" was what they were screaming that morning at Mission Control at NASA

>>383370715
Pope lick monster looks like he was good base stats.

GOLDEN ERA GAMES: There are now four different kinds of boats you can ride in the game including two turtles, it is fun. I have been playing nonstop for 3 months day and night and enjoying my own game each time I play it.

BOATS

CONFIRMED

>>383370715
Isn't the skinwalker just that alien from xtro?

No one was yelling at Da Vinci to finish the Mona Lisa when he was painting it. This game will be just as historically significant (more?). Cleve is a perfectionist in every possible way. To release a product that is not 100% perfect is against everything that the Neanderthal brain believes in.

I wonder how long Steam is going to put up with his shit?

>>383374820
Valve already raised the fee for Steam Greenlight. I wonder how much Cleve had to pay.

>>383374514
When he finally gets kicked out of codex and people stop giving him attention.
I'm 99% sure that all the game there is just the demo and he is using it to get attention and shitpost. That 1% is if he bothered to copy paste some stuff in it.

>>383374819
someone wake me up from cryostasis when(if) his post apocalyptic survivor descendants ever finish this for him

>>383373496

Sonic Adventure 2 Dry Lagoon

Sonic Heroes Ocean Palace.

>>383374897
Greenlight is gone and they did not raise shit, it's still $100 which they promise to return once the game hits some amount of sales. It's just $100 per game now instead of $100 per account

>>383374562
Somewhere deep underground, the Neanderthals will rejoice as the Homo sapiens scum enter a new age of Neanderthalism led by Cleve the Prophet.

Punch that button, Cleve.

Where the FUCK is my game Clive?

>>383366054
Do your guys know this dev is being ironic? It's pretty obvious

GUYS

IT'S OUT! CHECK THE STORE PAGE AND LOOK AT THE PRICE, THE MADMAN!

>>383375289
nice ruse anon

>>383366054
inb4 Cleve says his hard disk crashed and everything was deleted

>>383375275
I would believe that if it was some shovelware game crapped out in a month or two.

But this is 23 uninterrupted years of spouting the most inane bullshit ever recorded. There's literally zero chance it's just some troll taking the piss. This is the life work of a deeply deranged man.

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>>383375594
>inb4 the winged exemplar told him to crash the hard disk to prevent us, the filthy sapes, from understanding the truth about the universe

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>>383375289
Why is this the person you chose to be, anon?

For all the newfriends:

THERE
NEVER
WAS
A
GAME

The demo some of you may have played is based on code Cleve stole after he left Sirtech. Grimoire was and always will be a hoax. Cleve is an attention whore who is trying to see how long he can keep a con going. Stop giving him the attention.

>>383375289
Fuck, it's true.

It's released and with a 50% launch discount.

The absolute madman.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/607040/Grimoire__Heralds_of_the_Winged_Exemplar/

>>383375834
Give me your name and address, you're getting sued for libel.

>>383375834
But it's hilarious to keep it going

I want to see how far he can take it too

>>383375834
t. sapelet

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>>383375840
made me look/10

>>383374168
>>383374268
Is Terry still working on TempleOS? I saw he deleted all his social media and youtube accounts.

>>383376028
He can keep it going for as long as he wants. He's been doing it since most people on /v/ were infants or not even born. Never underestimate autism

>>383376148
If we keep going and put him under more pressure he might eventually kill himself.

>>383375834
You're going to eat crow soon, sape.

>>383375834
This is a lie. The superdemo is nothing like what was shown of the cancelled game.

It's like if Terry A. Davis and Derek Smart had a child it would be cleveland steamer here.

>>383376148
Great, this is a fantastic longcon

>>383376084
How do I get an Asian girlfriend?

These steam comments are amazing. It's a study in normies reacting to God, trying to comprehend his unfathomable ways. When Moses came down the greenlit peaks of Sinai bearing God's patch notes, millions of years in the making, the commoners behaved much the same.

>>383375749
This whole thing, but your post specifically, reminds me of the kickstarter board game by the bugshit insane tranny who stopped working on it because the sun told them to. That was also a glorious train wreck to watch.

>>383377365
Well, actually. If he never releases it on Steam, then that is better than releasing garbage, early access, etc. It's more honest

>>383376375
>20 years of "it's coming out tomorrow"
>there are still baboons who are getting bamboozled by the caveman

I was in your shoes 20 years ago. You'll grow out of it.

>>383377946
It's already out on neanderthal steam.

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Dubs and the game gets released on Monday.

>>383377812
Just his posts all over the internet are already better than early access garbage and have give more hours of enjoyment to more people for free

>>383378052
If this post ends in a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 or 9, this game will release in thirty years.

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It's probably done, but the developer is just scared of letting go.
I'm not even kidding.
Imagine the psychological strain here.
This is two decades of his life. And it's ending now. He's probably experiencing midlife crisis like crazy. It has to be perfect, bugfree, or the last 20 years were meaningless for him. He's just scared to release an imperfect game.

>>383378052
Dubs and I get to fuck a Tharja cosplayer

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Improved image. Does anyone know if a photo of Steve exists?

>>383378052
who is this

>>383378539
Tarn Adams is a good guy. He really shouldn't be put in a side by side comparison with this neanderthal.

>>383378539
Aurora picked up its update schedule, actually. 8.0 will be real soon.

>>383372698
>/v/ - Vaporware

>>383378684
http://striderscribe.tumblr.com/

>>383377051
Anyone?

>>383379017
So many posts, so little pics.
Its almost as if she thought anyone cares about what she thinks and not her tits

Is there an online test I can take to determine if I'm a sape or a thal?

>>383378136
if this post ends in 5, the game will never release

>>383379301
>if this post ends in 13, the game will release tomorrow.

>>383379301
Never

If this post is a prime number, he will kill himself.

>>383379254
23andme might give you that info. Not sure if they test for thal genes instead of just ancestry though.

>>383379526
Nope

>>383379051
just bee urself bro

If this post ends, he will do something.

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>In grimoire.... you can ride on turtles
>cue dramatic as fuck music

>this is a particularly nasty creature, the kraken!
>poorly drawn pokemon shows up and starts dancing with all of his 3 frames of animation

This man is a genius.

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>>383379663
Now what?

>>383373496
World of Warcraft
Rifts
Final Fantasy XIV
Legend of Zelda Link Between Worlds
Discworld

I like the multiple posts of "i'm working 24/7 guys" but he's been shit posting and deleting posts since friday.

This whole situalion is win/win

if he dosen't release or the game is bad everyone will make fun of him for being a shit talking weirdo

if the game is really amazing we get a cool new dungeon crawler and some smug neanderthal posts.

>>383378539
Wow Cleve is kinda daddy material; would seduce him and further delay grimwah.

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>>383380540

>>383380317
>Discworld

nice

>>383380605
God women are so disgusting; Cleve needs a cute boy in his life like me.

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>>383379559
It's just number of Thal genes.

My results

This hasn't been posted in months. Today, I will remind them...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J1UObu1TJ0

>>383380770
fucking sape

if this posts in an even number, the game will release when Half-Life 3, Portal 3 and Dwarf Fortress will release, in this order

>>383368408
Are all french reviewers this obnoxious?

>>383380836
Curse my sape genes

>>383380935
All French people are

hopefully neanderthal posting with still stay with us after this nonsense stops

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>>383380650

>>383380770
I want to take the test just to see how white I am and what diseases I have risk factors for. Pretty expensive though.

>>383381309
>not being able to afford the test
confirmed as not white enough

>>383380935
I know right? The French have a dumb definition of "freedom".

Does anyone have a link to the demo?

>>383381309
Only $200 but you might want to try a different service. 23andme ancestry has a lot of noise - it's why you see so many people with .1% African or .1% Native American even though they have 99%+ British or some shit.

>>383373496
Discworld. Bunch of casuals here. Shoutout to >>383380317

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>>383378539
Wait, Ulillillia abandoned Platform Masters?

When?

I haven't really kept up on him since he ragequit Youtube.

>>383380235
now attract females with the promise of delicious honey and the soothing buzz of the bees

>>383373496
Golden Axe 2

>>383382673
He decided to become a normie. He's fucked like... twenty chicks now.

>>383383350
Does he dab their pussies with paper towels

>>383368408
>>383369317
Who did it better

The RPG Codex realizes we aren't laughing with them right?

>>383383485
>implying he eats pussy

>>383383559
sape codex

>>383383559
most of us are, autist

>>383383559
clive is our mascot,we don't actually expect a game or anything

>>383383559
Just think about it, all of their combined autism is now archived forever. Kind of. No matter if they delete some posts, or hide the thread, or the codex itself takes its final breath, it will always be there to anyone autistic enough to waste their sweet time on reading over 1100 pages worth of pure, concentrated autism. May god save their soul.

>>383382673
Yes.

>uli's sister and friends invite him to go to a lake
>he goes swimming
>realizes this is what he wants to do for the rest of his life, even though this isn't the first time he's gone swimming
>asks his parents if they can drive him to the lake again
>"no"
>uli finally snaps and realizes he will never fulfill his dream like this
>sells off most his video game collection and gets a job at walmart
>hopes to save up enough to move to florida so he can swim at the beach every day

>>383383894
the worst that can happen is that all clive threads will be moved to prosperland when he stops being... clive,give it another 20 years give or take

>>383384071

Jesus, he just woke up one day.

>>383384112
>the worst that can happen is that all clive threads will be moved to prosperland

Yeah. But anons archived the Grimoire thread. All of it.

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>>383384071
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I mean, props to him for trying to be independent, but that's a little excessive. I mean he's written a fucking book about that shit hadn't he?

I remember watching him make a few videos of him cleaning up an alleyway at one of his jobs one time though, and he seemed to genuinely enjoy himself, so I guess it doesn't matter if it's about games or not.

>>383373890
That's a tortoise you faggot

>>383384112
>another 20 years give or take
>or take
Cleve goes back in time and releases the game in 1997?! OH SHIT

>>383384331
huh? its in general rpg discussion

>>383384520
For now.

But now here too:
https://web.archive.org/web/20170707223349/http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/grimoire-the-game-the-legend-the-con-the-thread-resurrection.75724/

>>383373496
Pretty sure Cube World has a turtle pet you can ride
>update never ever
>Wollay wtf are you doing

>>383384714
that's good,i say chisel it in stone so that the survivors of the oncoming congoid buttsex apocalypse can learn about the greatness that is clive

>>383384924
I just hope someone at NSA has to read all of it. ALL OF IT.

>>383373496
Also Frogger and Seiken Densetsu 3.

>>383385132
well i just noticed i have missed about 150 pages of insightful commentary, are they hiring?

>>383383559
>le go back to le reddit meme

Do YOU realize that most people in these threads are crossposting on RPG codex?

You don't really think /v/ has a big enough community for old styled dungeon crawlers - let alone blobbers - to keep up daily threads like this, right?

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>>383385132
Clearly the reason Grimoire is yet to be released is because it contains secrets of the universe man is not meant to know
The sun told me so. Yes, by that I mean that giant ball of nuclear fire

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>>383378539
Reminder that ulillillia dropped all childish pursuits because video games are pointless when you can just jump into a lake.

He's also REALLY handsome now.

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>>383384071
You forgot the part where he went into a short rebellious phase and visited some of his internet friends in real life.

>>383385362
>rpg codex and leddit one and the same

>>>/leddit/
go now you fagget

>>383385561
Shame about his facial hair though.

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>>383370118
>1897 was 120 years ago

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>>383385561
Holy shit, he actually doesn't look bad. Give him a makeover and he'll be bagging ladies left and right.

>>383385561
>really handsome

>>383385769
>897

Why can't Australian comrades just drive to Cleve's place and then make punching bag out of him? Case closed.

>>383385569
...wow. That's actually insane

>>383386048
We don't know where he lives. Although Aussie bros could print the photo and go asking around. "Have you seen this bunker?"

>>383385593
underage

>>383386048
>implying his secret moonbase doesn't have space sharks with lasers
yeeeeeah good luck with that

>>383386271
A lot of people on /v/ don't really understand just how impaired ulillillia is

The sad reality is that even Chris-Chan is a thousand times more functional than uli is

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>>383385936
Was 1120 years ago.

>>383385936
>911

>>383385593
not even what i said fucker

what i said was that the tribalism of /v/ vs codex portrayed in these threads is the same as the damn 4chan/reddit thing.
Despite the fact that reddit is NOT the same thing as 4chan.

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>>383386653
>there are actually undead who have been waiting 1120 years for Grimoire posting on /v/ right now
>people have literally turned into skeletons while waiting for Grimoirewell, that one guy actually did

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>>383386454
That is fucking sad, isn't it? How do you even begin to help someone like that? I feel like they either have to become hermits, or have to be under constant care and supervision.

It make me afraid about what I would do if my kid ended up mentally impaired like this. I honestly don't think I would be able to handle it, and would probably give it up for adoption.

>>383386872

Leaving society and vidya behind to swim in a lake everyday sounds pretty rad to me.

>>383386872
To be fair, uli's parents dropped the ball like crazy, they ignored everything his teachers reported and just let him sit in a basement and play video games and hoped for the best

A lot of his problems could have been solved early on if he had just gotten help

>>383386813
sauce

>>383373496
Touhou 1-4

>>383386048
I suspect Cleve has anti-sape defenses set up around his fallout shelter for such a contingency.

>there are people who have been waiting on Grimoire for about 40 thousand years
what the fuck Cleve

>>383373496
that one part in FF VI

>>383387172
That's Neverwinter Nights 2. But I think that skeleton is mod...

>>383387172
neverwinter nights 2 mod, don't play the main game, play the expansions.

>>383387460
and community modules.

Daily reminder that the binary is in Steam DB, Cleve is just not throwing the lever.

steamdb.info/app/650670/history/

>>383387806
fuck

Ok, fuck waiting for this. Enough blue balls.
Gonna play some might and magic 7.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyXSCd2Lp0

bumperiono

>>383389607
M&M6 is better

I just want to ride a turtle, why would Cleve hurt me like this?

>>383389647
The truth is that I only finished MM6 and loved it. Still have 7 and 8 to play.

>>383389670
riding turtles has micro bugs and Cleve must repair this

>>383366153
Its not so much a scam as it is a joke. He didn't start charging on steam, he just said it would be out. The game literally doesn't exist outside of the demo though.

>>383389639
I thought for a while that yellow babby is the 8th party member, then I realized that it's a youtube logo.

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>tfw ulillillia lost the source of his power

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>In the beginning, the Earth was without form. Shapeless and chaotic, a single soul emerged from the fires of creation. Ever since, as the planet grew into the Earth we know today and life started springing up all around him, this lone soul has been working on creating the ultimate RPG.

>>383389848
Play Arcomage in every town for free money and thieves become worthless the second you get telekinesis. Also knights are OP because of armsmaster and dark magic is even stronger than elemental magic in 7.

>>383389670
hes trying to add turtle fucking right now as we speak. just be patient.

>>383387806
If the binaries are already uploaded to steam then someone should just go through the process of pulling it. There was an app a few years back that'd let you pull the files for any game just based on the games app id. I doubt there's drm on the game itself.

HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT

>>383390020
Yeah, I know the tricks like telekinesis from playing MM6.
I'm going with a Cleric, Druid, Sorc, Sorc party because I absolutely must have every spell school and spell in the game. Druid because I love alchemy.

>>383390158
Ur trying to trik me, dont u?

>>383369882
I promise you hes fully aware of what hes doing. He literally is just fucking with people.

>>383368893
i've played the free weekends for star citizen and it's actually fun as fuck. glad i didn't buy it tho.

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>>383390291
no check the steam page. make sure you log out and then log back in before checking

>Grimoire Go-Live Date Will Only Be Updated When Valve Has Accepted and Approved The Package For The Store
???

>>383390763
DEVILISH

>>383390953
He's actually comparing his game to Challenger kek

>>383369317
>>383368408
Based frogs.

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>>383390763
Can confirm. It's legit.

>>383383559
What do you mean? Grimoire has been RPG Codex's lolcow for quite some time.

>>383385517
Trannies are mentally ill, what else is new

notice how the thread has gone silent until bumped multiple times right after some unfunny faggot goes "IT'S OUT"? it's not because we're checking if it's really out. it's because we're embarrassed by hearing the same joke over and over again

>>383392247
I believe xyr is legit female though, just has a barren womb or some other defect

>>383392327
I'm afraid that after 3 days the shitposting potential has started to run dry.

>>383392560
>XX chromosome females

OH SHIT IT'S IN

>>383392580
This has been going on for almost 2 weeks now so we're getting exhausted of making the same jokes

>>383385561
Okay well I'm not sure why you posted a picture of Joe Dirt, but where's the Uli picture?

What games can I play that are like this while I wait for grimoire?

>>383383524
That is for you guys to judge.

>>383392819
made me smile

>>383392952
battletoads

>>383392952
Splatoon

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>>383393229
>>383393139

>>383392952
star citizen

>>383392217
Only a goddamn codexer would use the word 'lolcow'

>>383370170
Ahah holy shit all those people in the comments. If anything Kaufman was providing the exact kind of idiots that would deify him for eating ice cream as the true punchline.

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>>383375834

Hey anon....Watch your back

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I'm making my own dungeon crawler RIGHT NOW.

How likely will I be done before cleve?

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Better look out boys, the big bad Thal is on the hunt.

>>383394889
Depends, are you a Neanderthal?

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https://youtu.be/BmustwULkyM?t=138 lads, i can't wait anymore

I can't wait for all the /v/ naysayers to get BTFO when the game is actually released in 2030.

>>383395171
No but I might have aspergers if that counts.

>>383395665
Then you got at least 10 years of development ahead of you.
Looking forward to playing your game in 2027 anon.

>>383395775
Well at least it's still coming out a couple of years earlier than Grimoire then.

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>>383395393
10/10

For fuck's sake are the battles truly as slow as the video footage

>>383366440
Canard PC?

>>383396325
of course
where do you think those 600 hours of gameplay are coming from?

>>383396663
At least 358 of those hours will be spent riding turtles.

>>383389639
Never get tired of watching that legendary autismfest. Something soothing about hearing Cleve's voice of madness.

>>383366054
NEVER EVER

I bought both Legend of Grimrock games on humble bundle. How stupid am I? Only on the 4th level of the first game btw.

>>383370170
It fits so well. I hadnt seen that bit before. Thanks.

>>383397294
I loved LoG2. They're the opposite of grimoire with a focus on lean RPG mechanics, puzzles, and great dungeon design.

>>383397294
The combat in LoG is pretty shit, but if you like puzzles more than combat you'll probably get some enjoyment out of it.

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>>383397093
>originally thought he was just a dude that was really passionate about his game
>rewatching the video after learning about how crazy he is
>mfw all that shit at the start wasn't a joke

>>383396094
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>>383373090
Okay, shitposting aside, the game is litterally playable in the form of a demo. Whether or not the rest of it will ever come is up for debate.
Faggot.

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>>383394117
>leg presses
>machine curls

>>383373090

Again comparing the shit I have here from Stones of Arnhem, this doesn't match up. No giant wombats or kangaroos, no penis monsters, no lizard queens.

Care to explain yourself?

>>383398443
A demo from 2005. Of a game taht was already "ready for release" in 1997.

I'd bet money that if he releases the game today, it will be that same demo, which is the same game from 1997, which is the same half-finished piece of stolen garbage..

>>383398459
>To dumb too get the joke.

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>>383394117
>machine curls
>thinking other people at the gym give a fuck about how much you load on a machine

>>383398596
Nah, you can see for yourself a beta of the 98 version and the 2013 version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b7xuWdgiSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU74X8PMwks

>>383398734
i doubt he has any idea how lifting works

>>383398596
The fact that there is a playable game makes it worth of discussion on the "Video Games" board of 4chan.
God damn.

>>383398459
>>383398909
Triggered sapelets, when will you learn?

>Game looks so utterly beautiful that tears are mixing with the mascara as they run down my cheeks. I ... never ... dreamed ... my game would finally look this good.


Cleve wears mascara?

>>383399639
This.

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>>383399619
look bub, i'd be the first to mire if a fat guy like cleave went into the gym and showed some real gorilla mode lifts

make it real lifts though, not machine curls

>>383398459
>>383398909
Classic example of the inner workings of the unimaginative and beast-like brain of the sape

Is it out yet?

>>383399919
Believe in Cleve

Honestly, I don't even think sapes should be allowed to post here. They offer nothing of value, little more than cattle compared to their Homo Neanderthalis overlords they simply graze the fields of the interweb, spewing mounds of intellectual shit wherever they please. It's disgusting.

>>383399919
hold up lemme unzip my pants

It is simply not possible for a Sape to add anything of value to a discussion. Try as they might, one is still limited by his genetics.

>>383400334
That sounds like sape talk to me
Outta here, kid

>>383380935
That's a déliberately humorous and mocking piece. Canard PC, the publication, is known for it.

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>>383400656
>é

>>383400165
>>383400456

I know the sapes are pretty bad, but if you think about it, us thals complain a lot. Doesn't that make us worse?

>>383400916
wtf i hate thals now

http://wnep.com/2014/03/26/after-two-decades-tire-fire-cleaned-up/

Sound familiar? We've been watching this burning garbage truck for years

Would someone give me a fast nitty-gritty on caveman Cleve?

>>383401068
O sape of little faith

>>383401446
Google it, kid

>>383400720
réflexe.

>>383401446
20 years of promises

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>>383394889
me too

>>383399868
When did nagas start manufacturing shiny blue bras?

>>383402501
I'd rather give 40 sape dollars to this.

>>383402730
Around the same time snakes grew DD tits

>>383402883
but snek is mammals

>>383395393
Holy shit, you can ride a fucking turtle??

>>383402501

It looks like garbage, senpai.

>>383402501
Is this an M&M6 clone?

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>>383404014
I hope so

>>383404320
its about trannies?

>>383399868
not my proudest fap

I WANT MY GRIMWAH

THERE IS THE GRIMWAH

>>383405868
its out bruh

>>383404320
are you the guy that was making an M&M6 clone for UE4? Portraits look similar.

>>383406521
different guy same spectrum