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>wake up >empty house >see this Well? if you had to

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>wake up
>empty house
>see this
Well?
if you had to look them up you're already dead
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>wake up
>empty house
Masturbate
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initiate procedure 110-montauk? It's the only way to be sure
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>>383342271
[DATA EXPUNGED]
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Am I blind? the only symbol I see on this chart is "Symbols have been compromised"
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>>383343247
It means you're fucked either way you know the symbols by heart or not.
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>>383342271
>>383343247
The first symbol looks similar to "Get out fast". It could be saying to stay inside. The third symbol could be saying something is outside, and the shape looks like the "Stay quiet" symbol.

My guess is that I'm being told to say inside and be quiet, although symbols have been compromised so who the fuck knows.
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>>383343640
Just realized the second symbol is "Stay in the darkness", so that too
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symbols compromised
divided by
get out, stay in shadow, be quiet
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>empty house

That's normal because I don't live with my fucking parents.
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>>383343825
>living with no furniture
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>>383343884
That's some definition of "empty".

>wake up
>empty house
>i'm not in the house either because the house is empty
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>>383343969
>wake up
>empty house
>sucked into house since nature abhors vaccuums
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>>383343640
I'm fucking dumb and dead. that first symbol IS get out fast, it just has a dumb blunt arrow
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the hard part is figuring out which symbols are compromised or converted from other complete or partial symbols

if the compromise itself isn't the ruse ;)
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>>383342271
>Symbols have been compromised.

Time to switch syntax
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>>383343247
>It Is Not Human
oh god
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>>383344417
who even finds this part of the loss meme funny
remember when it was about editing the punchlines of shitty comics instead of "lol I draw the funny lines"
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>your dumb ass decides to explore some abandoned tunnel
>door locks behind you
>look at the wall
>symbols on it
Whats the worst combo of symbols you could get in that situation?
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>>383344665
>Do not be taken alive
>Do not fall asleep here
>Someone else is here
>It is not human
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>>383344665
>hostile being
>do not be taken alive
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>>383344665
>pray while shooting
>does not stay dead
>do not be taken alive
>don't give up
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>>383344665
>symbols have been compromised
>nothing else
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>>383344665
>do not follow the little girl
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>>383344665
>space/distance distortion
>alternate reality entered
>voices heard here
>do not be taken alive
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>>383342271
>Well?
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>>383344665
>Unsafe Place
>Rooms Move
>You Are Being Watched
>It Is Not Human
If alone
>Stay Together
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>>383344665
do not be taken alive is easily the worst.
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>>383349256
that would just make me wonder what that could even imply
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>>383349401
bad
very bad
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>>383342271

I CAN'T FIND ANY OF THESE SYMBOLS ON THE CHART

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???
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>>383349401
Yeah... well, I'd rather not find out if I may be honest. I'd shoot myself right then and there.
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I seriously don't know what any of this shit is. You kids and your weird crap. Man.

I do what I always do when this happens. I check the perimeter and tell the skinless, glaring, grinning monsters peeping out from the corners of doorways to fuck off.
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>>383349515
>Symbols have been compromised
>Do not be taken alive

Do you shoot yourself or not?
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>>383349592
Depends, which one is written first in the line. If its in the order you wrote, I would wait until I (hopefully) see the thing. if its Do not be taken alive first, I would KMS, right without even reading the compromised one.
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>>383349573
>spooky monster doesn't understand english and takes you to his spooky dimension to torture you for all eternity
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>>383342271
The last one looks like it's made with a different piece of chalk
It's much thicker

So maybe you should disregard the first three
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>>383343247
>"do not follow the girl"
That was a big enough problem for them to dedicate a whole symbol for it?
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>>383350001
One should always have procedures for what to do with little girls... They are terrifying.
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>>383349401
It most likely means that the situation is bad enough that you're advised to take your own life so you don't have to go through what Satan has in store for you.
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>>383349854
It's funny because you think I'm lying. Those fucking things are something I see regularly. Just these nebulous fuckers poking through doorways. If I wasn't smart enough to understand I was hallucinating I'd probably freak out about it, but they provide a respite from my bleak lonely existence.
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>>383349401
that suicide is better than failure.
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>>383349401
Well, think of it like this. If there is a do not be taken alive, there is a chance that you may be up against something that will literally torture you for infinity. I'd rather die, DESU.
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>>383350194
>hallicinating
Uh, might want to see a doc about that. A real one not Piccolo.
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>>383350286
>there is a chance that you may be up against something that will literally torture you for infinity

Kinky. The funny thing is that it has the motivation to torture me forever, it also means it likely has some semblance of a mind. Maybe we could be friends. Then I wouldn't have to be lonely anymore.
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Give me the best spooky SCPs that don't end up going full retard for the reveal.
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>>383350627
>, it also means it likely has some semblance of a mind
not really, maybe it just sees you as food and you're digested forever
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>>383350627
Well, depends on its motivations I suppose. Some may not even be present, only put you in a state of continuous torture, while its out fetching more victims.
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>>383344665
>you are being watched
>it is not human
>do not get taken alive
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>>383349468
They aren't copied directly from the chart.

"Get out fast" "Stay in the darkness" "Stay quiet" ? "Symbols have been compromised"
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>>383342271
>Symbols have been compromised
It means the whole thing is useless. Just accept whatever horrible fate's coming to me and hope I don't die in terror.
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>>383349592
Enjoy being a skin puppet I guess.
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>>383342271
>if you had to look them up you're already dead

So the nature of the SCP is a dream state where you're presented with the symbols. The more you attempt to decipher them, the more you become permanently trapped in the dream state until you're Freddy'd by the SCP.
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So /v/ what is your favorite SCP
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>>383351502
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j
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>Stay in darkness
>Do not get taken alive
>It is not human
>Guns no good
>Avoid contact
>Do not fall asleep here
>Does not stay dead
>Stay Quiet
>Get out fast
>You are being watched
What do
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>>383342271
>Le "symbols have been compromised" meme
Adding this onto any "what do if you see these" list of symbols just means the only correct answer is "go by your best judgement and vacate the area as soon as possible". Stop it.
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>>383352089
I think a better use would be "This symbol has been comprimised" and have it put around a symbol.
Then you can know which specific symbol they know. Something like a "Safe to rest here" and the SCP realized people tend to rest in those areas, so they had to go about and make sure to warn people not to use the symbol anymore.
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>>383351703
joke SCPs are cheating.
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>>383352089
Honestly the fact that they were able to put Symbols Compromised up means that a fellow personal was able to survive long enough write it
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>>383352236
Don't remember the number, but I do like that one SCP thats just a guy who causes disasters. Like anywhere he goes everything but him goes through something awful, and tends to destroy everything by being around them. As such the foundation can't actually contain him, and just tracks him to keep him away from society, and lets him wander alone in nature.
That is, if I am remembering it right, been a while.
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>>383351947
Fast sneaking seems like the only option in that scenario.
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>>383342730
Where would you get the subjects in an empty house though?
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>>383343247
>pray while shooting
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>>383352502
Basically, "Shoot with all hope and willpower." Praying helps.
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>use random number generator to read random SCP articles
>get two articles about libraries in row

That's pretty spooky
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>>383352502
Does that imply that you should be hoping to god the bullets work, or that you are fighting a demonic being and that prayer would actually debilitate it?
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>>383343247
Get out fast
Stay in the dark
Stay quiet
Not sure but it looks kind of like it could be the opposite of 'guns are no good'
Symbols have been comprimised
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>>383352502
To be fair, this only works with one very specific SCP, so having a symbol dedicated to it is kinda stupid. Not to mention that you don't specifically have to pray to Christian God, just that you need to pray to something and believe in it.

To be fair it's kinda weak logic-wise but it adds to the spookiness of that SCP.
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>>383352502
spray and pray
>>383352641
if you are fighting demons both of those apply
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>>383352236
Then problably this one http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
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>>383350001
I've feel like I've read enough scps for the answer to this to be yes
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>>383351502
SCP-1171 is based
>CARBON-BASED MONKEYS GO HOME
>OH, THEY'RE THE WORST. I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMAN. BUT IF THEY'RE AS GOOD AS US, WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN? AM I RIGHT?
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>>383352703
>logic-wise
We're dealing with supernatural beings that defy all rational convention. At what point does defense against them have to make logical sense.
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>>383350609
Speaking as someone with experience there's not much anyone can do about persistent psychosis or hallucinations, they could give you drugs but more often than not that's worse than the things you see/believe
The best course of action is just to learn to distinguish what isn't real and not let anyone you don't trust see you reacting to them
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>>383352778
That's a pretty great one
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>>383349875
>dont get out fast
>dont stay in the dark
>do make physical contact

hmmm.
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>>383351502
The witch girl that makes what she believes and wants into reality
They control her by giving her a book of 'spells' and telling her those are the only things she can do, as long as she believes it then it's true
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>>383353090
>Blind the beast with a flash light
>Jump on it's back in a full nelson
>Wait for it to take you outside in frustration
GENIUS
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You are all like little babies.
WHAT DO?
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>>383349401
I recall one SCP that's literally just ceaseless flesh, and getting caught by it turns you into an aberrant flesh pile the worships the flesh. They contain it in the western Mediterranean with copious amounts of napalm and machinery.
Now pic related, on the other hand.
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go back to sleep because this shit isn't vidya
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>>383352360
He doesn't cause them as long as he doesn't stay in one place too long, it's prolonged proximity to him that causes anything more than wood and rocks to decay and people to die
He wanders the world in a set pattern he has been repeating for hundreds of years because he knows he can't stay still

If you challenge death to a game,
the worst thing you can do is win
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>>383353294
I guess I don't give up.
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>>383353294
Isn't that the littleoldman's pocket dimension?
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>>383350286
What the fuck, I didn't tap out desu, it was DESU.
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>>383353427
Wouldn't the "Don't get taken alive" be a bit too late in that context?
You already did, you are fucked kiddo.
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>>383352502
>>383352641
>>383352703
Eh, it could work for a number of them to be fair
It's not so much prayer as a belief that the prayer will do something, you could recite The Crow or sing pop songs if you truly believed it would help
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>>383350286
^ me
>>383353492
I did not write desu.. what the fuck... That is genuinly creepy...
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>>383344665
well its a dark tunnel so

>"Stay in the darkness"
>"Symbols have been compromised"
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>>383353554
Point is, you need faith.
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>>383353513
Yes but you can escape if you don't give up and he's feeling extra corrosive or some shit.
Granted you're fucked anyway since he's gonna hunt you for sport now.
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Church of the Broken God>SCP
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>>383353492
What's wrong anon kun?
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>>383349401
I remember one scp that expanded its range of influence with every human life it absorbed

so I assume they'd use it in that situation, so as you're being dragged into the depths of whatever you know to pull the old 9mm out and off yourself real quick, for the sake of your teamates who still have to deal with the thing
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>>383353786
Your god died to some scrub with a magic gun. Get rekt nerd.
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>>383353427
Close, but transmission devices still work in there. Plus like the other guy said, you've already been taken alive. Not to mention that he can't really do anything worse to you than kill you, if you're caught by him and not killed, all that happens is you die later on.

"Don't get caught alive", generally speaking, refers to events wherein getting caught would result in either helping the SCP by making it stronger or smarter in some way, or being tortured/used by the SCP or in general indefinitely.
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anyone remember the symbol scp

the one where if you ever write or say its name it whisks you away to some unknown location
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>>383353786
http://www.scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest
speaking of them, who is the best GOI
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>>383353914
That's probably the best one, just for the sake of having a great unique file. Most SCP files with a unique format end up being pretty shit.
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>>383353914
See >>383352778
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>>383351502
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1733
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>>383352703
It honestly does make sense to have a symbol since they pretty much confirmed that the SCP has appeared in different locations and that they will have to deal with them eventually
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The biblical scps are the best

>one of the first scp's is just straight up the Garden of Eden
>that one early scp that's abel
>that one soon after that where it's cain but superhuman and goes on a murderous rampage everytime he sees abel, but doesn't actually remember him
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someone post the God scp where its just a kind old man that kinda just wanders around the facility and does weird magic shit
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>>383351502
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-777-j
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>>383344665
>Do Not make Physical Content
>Do Not Look Away
>SCP Subject Last Seen Here
>obligatory Do Not Be Taken Alive
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>>383354150
>that one early scp that's abel
>that one soon after that where it's cain but superhuman and goes on a murderous rampage everytime he sees abel, but doesn't actually remember him
Nah, fuck those Mary Sue SCPs.
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>>383353363
Which one is your pic?
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Alright you have the chance to put anything in SCP-914 and on any setting. What do you do
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>>383353914
You mean Candlejack, right? That stupid fucking meme hasn't been funny for
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>>383354425
So the group >>383353786 mentioned managed to summon their Broken God. It then began to eat Mexico, taking any person in its path and turning them into automatons to feed itself more. The only thing that killed it was a semi-paradoxical gun that blew it apart again, and caused western Mexico to become a peninsula.
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>>383353976
Any answer other than the GOC is wrong
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>>383354581
moot, fine
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>>383353786
They are right, organic life is broken but what they miss is it is that very damage that causes 'consciousness' and allows us to perceive that we are broken at all
Pure 'life', or AI, is not conscious, it it is causal, each thing leads to the next without need for considerations
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>>383354581
A hard drive, fine
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>>383354738
>hiro comes out
wat do
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>>383353976
Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. are pretty cool wouldn't mind working for them
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>>383354098
I forgot about this one
The incident log for it is genuinely disturbing
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Post your favorite SCP's
SCP-811 is cute and should be married.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-811
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>>383354674
Unusual Incidents Unit are moe
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>>383354581
Probably some graduate math book on very fine
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What's a good, actually unsettling SCP? I never got into them because most seem fucking retarded or joke entries. Those symbols like Do not be taken alive and Symbols have been compromised are the most interesting to me out of the chart. What are stories or such that utilize them?
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>>383354284
This is fucking gold
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>>383354581
A Tesla coil
rough

For extra fun
Either the green goo SCP that does... something to dead bodies or the Panacea pill SCP
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>>383355636
they did the pill(scp500) on fine and made 427 but rough might be better to figure it out
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>>383342271
I see at least two dicks in there
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>>383343247
The third one might be Do not make physical contact but side ways
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>>383353383
>this shit isn't vidya
(you)
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>>383355942
yeah and the scp is gonna give you double dicks
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>>383353664

Dafuq does it mean when symbols have been compromised?

If the field codes have been rewritten by SCP, why would it even alert us?
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>>383344665
All of them
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>>383349816
>thinking the order matters
Y'know anything that could scrawl the symbols down could put them before OR after the ones already written.
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>>383356720
No you retard. The SCP starts writing symbols so another agent writes "symbols have been comprised" so people know not to trust the symbols.
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>>383352296
Or something else knows the symbols and is fucking with you.
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I laugh
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>"Hey there's a series IV now, let's check that out."
>first SCP I read is about a computer file that changes other computer files to be about bees
>They put the Bee Movie through it
>Movie turns into 4 hours of Patrick Warburton literally drowning in a sea of bees
>Computer explodes into bees shortly after

I swear every time I read SCP it gets weirder
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>>383353976
Gamers against Weed

ayylmao
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>>383357037
What if the SCP uses it to make agents not trust the symbols and be directionless
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>>383357791
At the very least, the presence of the "symbols have been compromised" symbol informs a field agent that the SCP is sapient, and knows a good deal about the foundation, whether the other symbols are accurate or not.
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What would the consequences be for an agent intentionally using the symbols wrong to fuck with other agents
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>>383358867
Probably hunted by the foundation, as it would be interrupting operations. He would then be considered rouge.
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>>383353914
Oh, that's SCP-2521, he's pretty interesting because of how it changes the formatting of th
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>>383354150
Abel to what?
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>>383359234
Accidentally a whole cain.
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>>383359289
>>383359234
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>>383353294
you are like big baby
watch this
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>>383359234
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>>383359234
Whatever he wants
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Will we ever get a cool SCP game?
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>>383359615
A game where you travel the world and capture scps
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>>383357339
>Check out the article
>get to the bee movie bit
>It gets longer every time
This might actually be the best series IV article.
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>>383359234
fuck you
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>>383350736
Seconded
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>>383359681
link please?
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>>383350981
That symbol between "stay quiet" and "symbols have been compromised" looks like someone wanted to draw "Do not trust them" but got stopped doing so
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>>383360293
It's the one titled bzzip.exe
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>>383360482
thanks mate.
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>>383353031
As someone with no experience fortunately, can I ask why the meds they give you make it worse? (If you know)
Is there really no method that stops you from seeing things? How do you learn to distinguish what's real and what isn't?
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>>383360810
>How do you learn to distinguish what's real and what isn't?

For some people, you don't. For others, you question if what your seeing is grounded by reality, then you do your best to ignore it if your answer is no.
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>>383353363
Do you have the number to that one?
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>>383353638
This is not creepy you faggy summerfag how new are you to not know word filters?
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God dammit, now I'm gonna be reading SCP articles all night. Thanks a lot.
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>>383343247
>Do not be taken alive
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>>383350736
scp-022
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-022
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>>383360925
This sounds horrible, man. I hope you get well somehow some day.
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>>383343247
>Symbols have been compromised
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>>383350194
>>383361484
>>383360925
I have living nightmare where I hallucinate before/during/after sleep.

Floating masks, people watching through my door, spiders, lizards, childrens, grandmothers, even sounds like laughter or crying .

I never fall asleep, I stay up until I pass out.
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>>383351947
Crouch and duckwalk around until I get to a safe space. That fits pretty much exactly the criteria for a horror walking simulator enemy.
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>>383361740
Sounds like sleep paralysis. Are you unable to move when seeing these images?
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>>383360810
The meds can stop you seeing things but they the side effects of things powerful enough to do so are universally unpleasant
I'd rather deal with my problems than have no emotion whatsoever, wouldn't you?

This guy >>383360925 basically has it right, some people never learn and those are the ones that get locked up or avoided by everyone
You just have to learn to be skeptical of anything you see that isn't normal, it helps if you limit going to places you've never been before so you can compare to memory
But that doesn't always work, I thought there was metal pole like a phone tower in my neighbours backyard for over a year when we moved to a new city because I didn't think it worth mentioning to anyone so I never got corrected
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>>383361895
I can move. I usually rush for the light and look around for a moment. The only time I could truly not move is when my door frame tried to stab me. It looked like a man plunging a knife into my chest
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>>383342271
I guess I die then.
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>>383362058
That's understandable, it's a shame the meds have such strong side effects. I hope you have close people to trust who can correct you and don't think of you as a weirdo. Stay safe man!

Another question if you don't mind: did these hallucinations just appeared one day or did you always have them?
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>>383362076
The body locks down right before you go to sleep so you don't damage youself/fall off your bed. You should be asleep at this point but since you aren't your brain feeds you weird images as some kind of coping mechanism.
Holding your breath makes your body lift the lockdown because it thinks you're drowning. You should try do this.
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>>383355320
Jesus Christ. The esoteric math will make your brain melt.
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>>383352703
doomguy's hellbarn is the best scp and nobody can debate me on this
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>>383356217
Jojo is fucking ugly
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I read a few scp and the images spooked me enough to where I can't sleep.
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>>383363671
That chess set got you too huh?
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So SCP-231-7 is a whale, right?
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>>383363734
No the old man spooked me, as well as the what is love thing.
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>>383362358
I don't remember having them when I was younger but I can't really be sure if they weren't there or if I and everyone else didn't just not pick up on them because kids can be weird
I started to really notice them around 13-14
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>>383363785
Wow, that's like, iceberg tip shit on SCP scaring you. I wouldn't go digging further.
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>>383360482
>The movie opens with Indiana riding on a horse in the desert, reading from a book. He reads: "The Holy Grail cannot be removed from the temple in Alexandretta." He closes the book, looks at the temple in front of him, nods solemnly — then turns around and rides off into the sunset.
i kek'd
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>>383363734
What chess set?
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>>383364003
Bzzt
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>>383351502
SCP-DEALS-J
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>>383344665
>Alternate reality entered
>hostile environment
>rooms move
>it is not human
>team member killed
>do not be taken alive
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>>383364057
SCP-1875
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>>383349401
It depends on whether you consider SCP-2718 to be canon.
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>>383364080
Okay, I just read the last testing log and now I'm not laughing anymore. My phobia of insects in general doesn't help
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>>383344665
>It is not human
>Do not trust them
>Voices heard here
>SCP Subject seen here
>Do not look away
>Stay together
>Do not be taken alive
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>>383344665
Anything+Symbols have been compromised
no hints
only death
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>>383363671
>tfw like reading SCPs but only read the inanimate object ones because all the sentient ones have spoopy images on them

It doesn't even have to be a spoopy image, I opened one of them (something like "An acquisition of letter enterprises") and the stock images of a smiling receptionist almost gave me a heart attack.
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>>383344665
>Do not give up
>Get out Quick
>Rooms change

>>383364780
Even the inanimate ones scare me sometimes
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>>383364780
I read some of them, but always fear that the next one i look up is going to be some ultra spooky shit.
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>>383364892
>>383365181
I never get fight-or-flight, heart-rate-spiking spooked from reading the stories, just the images.

If I'm not sure whether an entry will have a picture or not, I usually close my eyes when I click the link and scroll down to half-way down the page, then slowly scroll up until I see the very edge of a picture. Sometimes, though, they go and throw a picture in the middle, and fuck me up.

God, I'm such a coward.
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>>383344665
>"Don't give up" covering the wall
>In the collage is one "Symbols have been compromised"
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>>383364249
Fuck
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>>383349256
>>383350229
what if it's coupled with a symbols have been compromised? doesn't that mean you're just being played?
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>>383344417
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>>383365568
Maybe; maybe not.
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I think I like the idea of SCP more than it's execution
as in, I find extremely interesting that there's a massive list of fictional paranormal anomalies being documented in a way that makes it seem real, and the creatures range from genuinely scary to very silly, with some extremely odd stuff in-between
but every time I sit and read some, I stop caring very quickly
could be that the majority of the entries are poor and the good ones are spread thin, I don't know
either way, the good ones are very good indeed, and the whole concept of the SCP is really neat

anyone wanna spoonfeed me a list of entries that I should check out? both scary and funny are welcomed, mostly just loooking for interesting, unusual stuff
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>>383365649
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>>383364780
>Browsing series III
>See an SCP with moonrunes for a name
>Must be some weebshit, let's check that shit out
>It's about giant maneating skeleton ghosts that live in the dark
>They're created by mass suffering
>They discovered a new one wandering the coast of japan just 4 days after the 2011 tsunami
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>>383365457
>>383364780
So every image scares you? Even something innocent like this?
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>>383365736
Link?
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>>383365889
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2863
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>>383365767
But MalO is my friend.
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>>383365767
Fuck off i need to sleep. it reminds me of top right for some reason
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>>383365936
Well obviously, he's everyones friend
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>>383365703
I like the ones that play with the format, like 2317 or 2718. Both also show what kinds of terrible secrets the O5 know
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>>383365767
Not clicking that, but
>>383365736
and
>>383365732
and to a lesser extent, even
>>383365647
scared me.

It's a lot worse when I'm tired, but I'm probably not going to be reading the SCP wiki in the middle of the day.
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>>383364249
That was terrifying.
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That bzzip.exe and this http://www.scp-wiki.net/bees made me scared of bees now. Shit.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j
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>>383366465
>by researcher james, age 11
lel
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>>383364249
So it ate those girls mentioned earlier?
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>>383352778
That's pretty cool
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I had no idea Japan loved SCP so much.
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>>383366798
>Object Class: Safe

Yeah, I don't know if I'd consider that safe personally.
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>>383366875
Some of them seem to have the wrong classification.
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>>383351502
the one with rock CDs and beer
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>tfw no demon from hell will read you bedtime stories he's written in his off time
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>>383351502
bzzz
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>>383366932
Source on the pics?
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>>383354581
Another SCP-914 on very fine
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>>383366875
I think 'safe' means safe in the same way a nuclear weapon is safe so long as you handle and store it correctly.
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Have you ever read an SCP that made you feel better?
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>>383366875
Safe either means, does not pose a threat while dormant, or "understood well enough to be contained efficiently enough"
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>>383367127
Saved them awhile ago from PIXIV
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Would you consider pic related a game that would actually benefit from a complete remake?
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>>383367261
Please more anon! Love them so far
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>>383367284
It took them a long time to perfect what they had and I think they did a good job all things considered. Sound design was top notch.
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>>383367284

Absolutely.

>>383367261

Image reminds me of Franken Fran.
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>>383352368
Sounds like we need a stealth archer.
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Cat Lure is fucked up.
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>>383367187
Aside from ones that're funny, any non-dangerous NPCs tend to be depressing one way or the other.
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>>383367539
Do you have any pictures of SCP-093? It's my favorite one
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>>383367053
>writes fanfiction about other SCPs

cute
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>>383367187
I remember reading one years ago about a bowl that would fill itself with soup if it were close to an injured person.

anybody know the one I'm talking about?
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>>383367805
This one? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-198
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My favorite is still the cave that takes you to an alternate universe where all biological life is dead.
And if you leave after entering it results in the immediate death of all biological life in your own universe.
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>>383367805
I do, and it made me cry like a bitch.
Can't remember the name or number tho
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Funny thing about browsing PIXIV for SCP stuff, Japan has their own SCP with many unique to Japan SCP entries. A lot of these look pretty neat but I can't read moonrunes and the translation comes up garbled.
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>>383367851
>>383367972
found it
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-348
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Fuck yeah Zsar Magoth
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Fuck yeah Door Man one of my favorites.
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>tfw manlet
>don't have to worry about having my feet stolen in my sleep
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Black Shuck reeks of early SCP. At least this art is good.
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>>383351502
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140
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How can you tell a decent SCP from a bad one?
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>>383366630
Probably trapped them inside itself. That photo was merely showing those around it what thier fate was.
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>>383368673
Shit varies. People have different tastes in horror. I love SCP-060 but I know it's not a very popular one.
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>>383368673
Is the idea original or derivative garbage?
Is the SCP a mary sue?
Is the entry well written?
>>
>The Foundation Has Been Here
>Safe Place To Rest

>lie down to go to sleep
>symbols on the ceiling
>Symbols Have Been Compromised
>Stay Quiet
>Do Not Fall Asleep Here
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>>383368381

What does this one do exactly ?
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>>383350981
i assumed those two symbols second from the right formed "do not make physical contact" but the line is 'zig-zagged'
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>>383368971
The implication is that it's a series of malevolent creatures attached to ordinary looking beds. Sleep in the bed and you become paralyzed in such a way that you feel pain but are unable to speak or express it. A clawed hand then slowly takes apart your feet piece by piece and consumes it maybe.

Oh it and spreads to other beds near it like a disease.
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>>383368971
It's a bed frame that spawns a flesh rending claw if your feet poke out from under the covers.
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SCP containment breach is what made me really like the Old Man and look into his lore. The Trench run and the bomber in game was a visual feat.
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>>383369075

Okay! Thanks for the explanation. I also see that this one is considered 'Safe'. Is an SCP classified as safe only if the victim is still alive but may still be dangerous ?
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>>383367187
the sentient peanut butter goop that makes people euphoric when they touch it.
Even the indestructible lizard monster liked it for a bit
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>>383368889
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>>383368973
It's Stay Quiet, the one next to it is a started "Do not Trust them" which could not be finished because whoever wrote it got interrupted.
This suggestion is futher assumed since the "Symbols have been compromised" seems to be written by someone else.
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>>383369396
oh okay
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>>383368154
Damn it, it still makes me cry
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>>383369182
The game seems more about the Old Man than the Sculpture.
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>>383344665
>stay outside
fuck
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>>383350075
b.. but anon, if you kill yourself you'll get right back to satan anyway ... IS THERE NO ESCAPE ?
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>>383343247
> Don't give up

:)
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>>383368154

I don't really read many SCPs, but this one made me tear up.

Close family passed not long ago and I wish I had something like this.
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>>383366875
Safe basically means it can be well contained/can be stored so it doesn't cause harm

Euclid is a default class for "sentient" type of objects, for example humanoids whether they are hostile or not.

Keter class is for things that can cause catastrophic damage to space and time, cannot be reliably contained, is hostile as fuck, will eventually screw everything that exists even when contained, uncontainable objects and very difficult to contain, etc.

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a while since I was into SCP.
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>>383369867
well, not in the scp-verse
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718
it's a lot worse than satan
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>>383367284
It's actually pretty well made game. I wish there were more scp themed games out there. Most of the ones I heard were in making are now dead.
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>>383367873
Fucking what.

And how did they actually find out about that effect without screwing their/our own world?
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>>383344665
>proceed with caution
>not hostile if left alone
>do not make eye contact
>do not make physical contact
>stay in the darkness
>stay quiet
>does not stay dead
>someone else is here
>do not look away
>symbols have been compromised
>do not be taken alive
in that order
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>>383368889
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>You've been dared to take the weird looking flag off of the old abandoned hospital in Old Town.
>The flag kind of looks like a circle with 3 arrows pointing inwards, or so you're told.
>When you arrive everything looks normal enough. Well, for a building that's been abandoned for 50 years or so.
>You enter the hospital.
>The doors close behind you
>It's just light enough to read something on the wall. . .

What do you do?
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>>383370340
>Shut off your monitor now
But not your computer?
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>>383370590
Locate arms.
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>>383369182
One of my favourite SCPs and one of the most well made ones imho.
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>>383370515
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2935

its a good read
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>>383364780
I'm the same, it's a shame because SCP is interesting, but this sort of stuff worries me far too much.
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>>383370515
>And how did they actually find out about that effect without screwing their/our own world?
The MC found a recording from an alternate version of himself from the universe he had travelled to that basically explained what happened, sent it and some tissue samples back to his own universe via drone, and detonated an on-site nuke at the site he was at, killing himself and the team he was sent in with.
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>>383370656
is it intentional or just a bug?
i literally can't tell with that game
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>>383370907
>173 snaps necks
>Has no fingers to grasp necks

Why didn't they just say he crushed windpipes or something?
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>>383343247
>Get out Fast
>Stay in the dark
>Stay quiet
>SYMBOLS COMPROMISED
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>>383370963
because when it was written there was no "they" and it was just one person's /x/ creepypasta
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All the art

https://imgur.com/a/cyXz1
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>mfw 956

fucked up man
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>>383371018
You mean
>Get out Fast
>Stay in the dark
>Stay quiet
>Do not trus-
>SYMBOLS COMPROMISED
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>>383370340
scary build up for a not to so great reveal tbqh
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>>383371671
it doesn't really matter what precedes "symbols have been compromised", you can't trust it so you'll just have to ignore it

the only symbol you can trust in such a situation is the "symbols have been compromised" symbol, given that literally any use of it means they're compromised
>>
What happened to site 13?
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>>383351947
Do not be taken alive.
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>Item Description: A _________ brand plasma screen television. The television is unable to play any form of animation that can be referred to as "Anime," a Japanese style of animation. Instead of anime playing, "ANIME WAS A MISTAKE" in large red letters is portrayed on a black background.
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Do not be taken alive is the single most terrifying sign. This sign alone is enough to get the fuck outta here fast and be ready to pull the trigger on your own self if cornered.
>>
What are some interesting but not spooky SCPs?
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>>383354639
I can't find shit about it in the wiki
>>
>>383373275
It's SCP-001: Twisted Gears. It may be long but boy it fucking spooked me the first time I read it. Especially the audio files
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>>383370845
I've had that happen with door models not appearing properly and the wall being rendered on top of them so it's probably just a visual bug.
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>>383373262
2006.
it just wants to scare people, but it goes a bit further than that.
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>>383367873
>>383370515
>>383370667
Is this the part that alludes to the same effect happening upon return?
>Something… something must have been in that cave… something must have followed me out of there. Needed me to go in there. Needed me to bring it out. Let it loose. Let it do to my world what it did to… to that…
>>
I wish there was an option to disable images for the SCP wiki. It's annoying going through random SCP's and covering your eyes to avoid spooky images. I just wanna read about the feelsy/weird stuff, not the scary shit.
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>>383373746
>I just wanna read about the feelsy/weird stuff, not the scary shit.
>Actually liking any of SCPFoundations attempts at "emotional content"

What's it like to have awful taste?
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>>383373746
But you can. Use ublock origin or any other adblock.

I also think there is a way to disable images on domains using browser settings, though I didn't try that. Ublock is probably the easiest thing to use to achieve what you want.
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>>383373830
I dunno, the soup bowl posted earlier in the thread was actually pretty nice.
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>>383373746
I'm the opposite, at times.
>Find a spooky "DO NOT VIEW OR MEMETIC AGENT WILL KILL YOU" article
>Oh boy this is gonna be real freaky
>Generic doom and gloom "we're all fucked and there's nothing we can do" shit with no pictures or specific details
These ones are the worst, they're just kinda mildly depressing.
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>>383373910
2317 does this pretty good i think.
no spooky images, just a revelation that what you read at first is literally a meme.
>>
What's with all the sissy boys getting scared of 3spoopy5me images? I've yet to see a picture in the SCP wiki that's truly unnerving.
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>>383373994
2317 is probably the only Apollyon/general end-of-all-things/etc. article that's well written, at least from an "interesting to read" point of view. Everything else is just "WE ARE FUCKED AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO EVER", at least this one's neat with how it prevents the rest of the organization from knowing it, instead of just being a thing where you have to pass a memetic kill agent.
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>>383342271
>symbols have been compromised
IF you see this you know you're fucked but if someone can fuck with the symbols what's stopping them from removing the symbols have been compromised symbol?
That way you never know when you can trust the symbols you're seeing.
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>>383374154
There are a few pictures that're just kinda gross, without proper subtext to the actual picture. Beyond that, a lot of the stuff people complain about are old-fashioned "foggy monochrome photo with distorted faces" stuff. Not to pull the "kids these days" card, but the people who went through the days where creepypastas weren't just laughable memes (not to say that they've ever been HORRIBLY scary, but you know what I mean), probably aren't used to them.
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>>383374407
er, probably are used to them. You get it, it's late, whatever.
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>>383374280
generally speaking the MTF agents are supposed to be the absolute best at what they do
if anyone can find a spot to hide a "symbols have been compromised" sign somewhere whatever entity is modifying them will fail to look, it's them
>>
>When your favourite SCP gets hijacked by an edgy as fuck author who ruins the SCP with his own wankery
what's her name /v/?
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>>383344665
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>>383374508
can't edit the main pages without author permission (unless it sucks enough balls to be in deletion territory)
additional content is subject to headcannon rules, half that site is self-contradictionary anyways
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...
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i really like him
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>>383343247
>team member killed
>does not stay dead
>do not trust them
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>>383374656
great, now he will ki
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>>383374656
does anyone else hear an ear piercing scr
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>>383374661
if that thing so much as twitched the earth would be fucked
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>>383374656
Lol I look at the image and my post cuts out mid sentence even though that makes no sense since I'd have to post it so is like 096 the one posting this incomplete post for me or wh
>>
>Look up the SCP about the giant moray eel.
>Alright this is looking pretty spooky.
>Get a giant wall of text about some pooinloo jacking off to hindu mysticism and DEEP EXISTENTIAL THEMES.

Why do E-writers always try to write "serious literature" when they aren't very good at it?
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>the whole antimeme departments
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>>383373994
>that 'It is now safe to turn off your computer' at the end

nice
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>>383374656
Why is his face so normal in this? He's supposed to look either sad or angry depending if hes provoked or not.
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>That one SCP where a cabin becomes a rapehouse from hell and a D-class becomes Doomguy
the only SCP in which a D-class got awarded a posthumous medal IIRC
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>>383375426
post number laddo
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>>383375426
RIP D-14134 you went out like a motherfucker.

>>383375649
1983
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>>383342271
do any of the symbols say videogames?
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2128
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>>383374524
Our natural reaction to seeing someone is always look them in the eye first. Holy shit.
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>>383364249
>.exe
haha idiots I'm on a mac
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2133 is pretty good
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>>383375213

A lot of scps shoot themselves in the foot because they just can't stay simple and spooky and actually have to be some eldritch God or some shit. The eel is a good example.

Though I really blame the fanbase on the site. There's a lot of good and simple scps but then you go to the comment page and a lot of users call it boring because there's no stupid twist or bullshit reveal that reveal makes you think. So the author feels like they have to ramp things up.
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>>383375910
Todd Howard's nemesis has finally been found.
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>>383376469
I thought the whole point of that story was that they had forgotten shit about it and thought it was a god out of not knowing
The bloke that seppukus using it says as much just before he gets nommed, after all
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>>383354098
>though it was a joke
>it was actually fucked up
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>>383375910
>[Messenger: D-9224]
>Golden retrievers are cute. FALSE
>[D-9224 incinerated. New messenger: D-9225]
>Golden retrievers are ugly. FALSE
>[D-9225 incinerated. New messenger: D-9226.]
>Golden retrievers are tasty. TRUE
>[D-9226 breaks protocol to comment] Wait, what? That's fuckin' nasty. FALSE

Dogfags BTFO
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>>383344665
>Someone else is here
>Does not stay dead
>You are being watched
>Unsafe place
>Do not be taken alive
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-649-2568-j
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>>383343247
>Do not be taken alive.

Jesus christ, this is the only one that creeps me out.
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What are some SCPs which you really don't want to be taken alive
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>flesh that hates expedition log V never ever
I get that you want to keep the mystery but you clearly have more ideas that you want to put in so just fucking do it cunt
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I really enjoy the more mellow SCPs, 036 was a good one, and the soup bowl. Any others like this?
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>>383344665
>Room clear
>Danger on the other side
>Hostile being
>Rooms move/Area changes
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>>383350001
The answer is yes.
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i liked the scp that gave people eureka moments like one time a guy entered the scp and discovered how to repurpose an engine so it could use blood for fuel
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>>383353638
Newfag "t b h" is replaced by desu every time
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>>383354581
The porn making SCP
Very fine
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anyone up for a nice trip to Ikea?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
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>>383354581
Myself, very fine.
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>>383378942
pretty sure you end up with a tablet that contains all the porn in the universe and randomly displays one of them each time you touch the screen
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>>383352502
>>383352614
>>383352641
It was only needed for one cabin in the woods SCP that was labyrinthine on the inside and had demons wandering it
one guy eventually got too fucked up fighting them that he lost faith and couldn't hurt them anymore
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>>383379018
i'm at a loss tbqh
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>>383342271
>>383343247
>get out fast
>stay in the darkness
>stay quiet
>symbols have been compromised
no matter what we're fucked
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>>383379198
there's a few others where significant conviction is needed to effectively combat it to the point they actively fake religious themes as to promote prayer
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>>383364317
Explain, i tried to read but i can't make head or tail of it
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>>383370667
Hmmm, I don't know. I thought the ending was not very satisfactory with that weird try at explaining how this SCP actually works.
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>>383379556
Death is eternal suffering.
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>>383342271
WOW VIDEOGAMES
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>that SCP that's a small portal to multiple alternate earths
>all of the other ends are also secured by their own worlds' SCP
>one SCP is a religious cult
>one is completely retarded
>one is controlled by aliens
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>>383364003
>Enter CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, HAMLET, LAERTES, and POLONIUS.

>CLAUDIUS: My brother died. I married his wife. Now I am a wise king.

>LAERTES: I wish to go to France.

>POLONIUS and CLAUDIUS: Alright.

>HAMLET: I am moody.

>CLAUDIUS AND GERTRUDE: Do not be moody.

>HAMLET: I am no longer moody.

>Exit all but HAMLET.

>HAMLET: I am (secretly) moody.

>Enter GUARDS.

>GUARDS: Ghost.

>HAMLET: Show me.
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>>383354581
A Nintendo Switch
Very Fine
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The SATANIC CHILD PAIN FOUNDATION
HAVE KIDNAPPED AN AMERICAN GIRL
FOR THEIR SICK RITUALS & SHE
HAS GROWN UP AS A DRUG-
CONTROLLED SLAVE DRONE FOR
THE EUROPEAN SCIENCE CULT!!!!
THEY CALL HER SCP-23-1-9
(TWENTY-THREE IS
AN ANCIENT BAVARIAN
ILLUMINATI MAGIC NUMBER)
AND THEY TEACH HER PERVERTED
HARRY POTTER UNDERAGE
MAGIC IN NEW YORK!

IF YOU HAVE ANY CHRISTIAN LOVE,
RESIST THE NEW WORLD ORDER
666CIENTIFIC KIDNAPPING PROGRAM
AND THEIR
"KETER" HEBREW LIZARD MASTERS
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>>383349401
it could also be something like a succubus that gives you the best pleasures imaginable while you work for her as a mindless slave

Not exactly an awful way to go, but you'd greatly inconvenience others.
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>>383380459
I immediately recognized where this is from
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>>383380740
where is this from?
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>>383369362
that's 999, and it's less peanut butter more jello
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>>383343247
What does it even mean when the symbols are compromised? The threat knows about them? Spooky magic made them mean something different?
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>>383368214
Am I the only one that gets Envy vibes from the meme lizard?
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is 'Symbols Have Been Compromised' the new [Redacted]?
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What the fuck did they mean by this
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>>383380974
D-classes >>>/out/
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>>383380974
clearance for reading the documeny only available to levels 4 and 5
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>that one SCP which is a tiny portal to another dimension filled with humans
>/ourguys/ try to communicate, but accidentally pass through a virus
>/ourguys/ try to help with a vaccine, but end up killing their birth rates as a result
>they vow revenge and start throwing stuff down the portal, including but not limited to viruses of their own, lasers, nanobots and thumb nukesâ„¢
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>>383352502
>>383352641
There are a few SCP's that need genuine religious belief to contain.
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>>383380974
My guess was that a first hand, second hand, third hand account, fourth hand account of the thing's name isn't safe but beyond that it loses its effect? Am I dumb?
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>>383380974
enjoy your memetic agent D-shitter
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>>383381151
I was dumb.
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>original SCP content in foreign language
>no English translations
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>>383381659
Are tbere any good foreign language SCPs that have been translated to English?
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>>383380459
>check SCP-2319
>it's just some boring ship
How am I supposed to save my fellow Americans?
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>>383362374
>Holding your breath makes your body lift the lockdown because it thinks you're drowning. You should try do this.
Not him, but thanks for the tip.
Had sleep paralysis sometimes.
Worst is when it happens repeatedly in one night.
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>>383354253
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-343
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>>383380831
Some canon/alternate reality where the Foundation cover is blown and the general public becomes aware of all the spooky shit
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>>383382342
>those last few entries
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>>383382554
is there a whole article for that? sounds interesting
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>>383350001
Yeah, SCPs which try to lure humans would probably use children figures and especially little girls. Not surprising at all they have a symbol for it.
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>>383382635
there's actually a decent number of articles about it
varying quality though
http://www.scp-wiki.net/broken-masquerade-hub
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>>383380159
>people die
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>>383382756
thanks bub
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>>383374656
How did you find that picture of me?
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>>383382614
i don't get it tbqh.
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>>383383065
I think it's implying that 343 un-personed someone who was investigating him
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I got really spooped by the hateful scp star/comet that is hurling toward Earth from deep space
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>>383344518
Who even finds SCP spooky. Remember when it was about weird things instead of "lol my zany self-insert doctor"
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>>383375757
>Special Containment Procedures: You're going to die, you poor dumb fuck.
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>>383343247
>Someone else is here
>You are being watched
>Symbols have been compromised (Crossed out)
>Safe place to rest
>Room clear
>Don't give up
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>>383383202
yfw you realize it communicates faster than light
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>>383383314
Meant to reply to
>>383344665
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>>383354581
Spore. Very High
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>>383377785
Whats up with the wanking around this one? It's interesting at first but is too long, boring and not really spooky
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>>383365767
>no qt mal0 gf to follow me around and support me
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Dr. Gerald is the best SCP.
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>>383380863
They can't be trusted. Itself can be trusted, because either it's genuine and true, or it's fake but still true.
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>that one SCP where it's a magic minivan with a bunch of hippies that decided to travel to space
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>>383383573
>some cheeky fuck spraypaints symbols have been compromised in every location
What now
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>>383368673
I used to base it positive votes above 85 but I've read some great ones below that and some absurdly complicated and boring ones with huge numbers of votes. Also I notice that a lot of gimmicks get votes no matter how good they are.
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>>383383690
well then there's some joker running around with in depth knowledge of foundation field symbols which in turn is one hell of an information leak that has to be plugged ASAP
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>>383368756
Isn't that the one with Steve Jobs?
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>>383354581
A printed screenshot of your post, very fine
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>>383381730
You can find some here
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/int-hub
Though the vast majority of quality foreign content remains untranslated

These are breddy gud
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-103-fr
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-299-fr
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-198-fr
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>Reading a great skip
>Either the end is explaining away all the mystery or leaving so little explained that it's not satisfactory
>Get frustrated and read the discussion section
>Author implies everything you thought about the skip was wrong
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>>383354098
>remember having nightmares about this one from years back

It's actually terrifying. The innocuous picture lures you in too, because you're like "oh this can't be that bad!" or "This is just a joke scp."

Take my word for it, check this one out.
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>>383383563
don't be sad anon
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>>383368154
>Why?
>I'm proud of you.
>It'll get better
>Glad you're happy.
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>>383351502
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-453
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>>383377518
ye.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2295
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-649
http://www.scp-wiki.net/manna-charitable-foundation-hub
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>>383384087
>the capybara chilling with the turtles and ducks
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>>383362076
>The only time I could truly not move is when my door frame tried to stab me.
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>>383384171
>plush bear
shame, whenever I see one on that website I'm reminded of the "other" plush bear

it is not cute
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>>383384547
Which one, the ninja bear that keeps sneaking clones of itself into the facility?
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>>383384547
What's wrong, don't you want a teddy made of ears?
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>>383384068
Is that a crop?
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>>383384709
Yep.
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>>383384619
yup
that said, it's sort of hilarious they're containing (well ninja bear isn't contained anymore) 2 separate killer plush bears
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>>383384464
Capybaras is the second coming of Jesus in animal form. They love everything and everything loves them.
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>>383369359
SCPs are safe if they can be contained easily. Like if the bed just kills you if you sleep in it, then it's no different than a conventional death trap, and so it's Safe. If the hand like, teleports to all the children of the researchers every night unless you read them a good night story, then it's Euclid. If the hand does the same then multiplies and spreads with each victim so it could potentially fuck over the world or something then it's Keter. I think.
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>>383384793
This. One of the SCPs is a cake that constantly replicates itself. It's classification is Keter because it'd bury the entire world in cake in less than a month if uncontained.
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>>383384776
Honestly I still think the ninja bear is kinda cute, though it's still got juuuuust a bit of creep factor to it, since, you know, there's no idea what the fuck the clones do.
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>>383375910
>The dangerous item in question is located at a site in North America.
Inefficient; they should have been worded "The dangerous item in question is located outside of North America" until the messenger dies to narrow it down with only one.
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>>383384793
there are a few things that should be euclid but are so docile or overall harmless they're classified as safe
507 is a good example, it's a human, fully sapient and technically he can use his anomaly to teleport so containing him should be hard
he's still safe because he actively wants to be contained because the dimensions his powers shift him into are horrible and the guy himself is about as harmless as a puppy
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>>383384890
Holy shit I completely forgot about that one. It's amazing that cake is one of the world ending SCP's
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>>383385001
>world ending
try universe ending, that thing is gonna keep spawning cakes until it creates a cake singularity, then keep spawning even more cakes constantly until it grows large enough to suck all matter into itself effectively causing a big crunch

and all because the GOC just HAD to destroy the cake summoning anomalous object BEFORE turning it off
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>>383385000
Oh yeah, it's that guy who's basically just a normal nerd except he gets randomly teleported into alternate realities now and then, right?
>>
>>383378961
This is a pretty nice one, thanks for sharing.
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>>383385153
essentially, he's just your average slightly overweight introvert who's actually pretty okay with being contained
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>>383385150
The GOC was involved? Where was that stated?

Also those fuckers need to stop making things worse holy shit.
>>
>>383353914
>SCP-2521
There's good porn of this one.
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>>383384746
Can I get sauce?
>>
Reminder that the femur breaker scene has the best scream in vidya history.
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>>383385426
comments suggested it, and then the author came and basically confirmed it

and yeh, they really really should
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1609
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>>383385443
Nigga just check e621 or something.
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>>383352842
NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. YOU GOT TO KNOW HOW TO TALK TO THEM, IS ALL. LET THEM KNOW WHO'S BOSS. THAT'S THE TICKET.
>>
>>383344665
>you are being watched
>do not look away
>do not make eye contact
>>
>that youtube video about the giant alien vessel repairing itself in the eye of jupiter
that was some high-quality shit
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Post yfw the UIU tries to do ANYTHING
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>>383385693
>Not going cross-eyed
>>
>>383385807
>>383385693
>not having a lazy eye
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>>383385757
>that one tale which paints the UIU in a somewhat decent light
>they still believe the Foundation is 2 entirely different government organizations
that said the boss of the UIU in that beat a guy with a 1269 magazine revolver so he's fairly badass, just completely outclassed
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>>383384939
>ninja bear
Number?
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>>383385708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_sR51KBi8
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>>383385757
Nah, better idea
>mfw the GOC tries to do a thing
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>>383385943
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048
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>>383354150
>liking the Mary Sue OCdonutsteel SCPs
Off yourself faggot
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>>383385987
nah, they're competent, they simply jump the gun on destroying things before trying to understand them
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>>383385987
>mfw MC&D does a thing
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>>383342271
Do not let myself be taken alive.
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>>383386073
That's why I react like that.
>You have all this power
>AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO
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>it's a gamers against weed article
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>>383377785
Looks like he's at a computer in the thumbnail
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>>383386515
They're just a shittier AWCY.
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>>383386087
>fifth church does a thing
>it works
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>>383386024
>go in expecting ninja teddy bear
>get ninja teddy bear with some serious body horror
every time
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>>383353976
Fithists
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>>383386815
The only good Fifthist article was star signals, the rest is boring, prove me wrong
>>
>>383386964
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1523
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>>383386070
I like them.
The ultimate SCP redpill is that the early donutsteel skips are not deserving of any praise, but absolutely necessary.
As long as 076 remains a thing, there can be no overpowered self-insert SCP. Because, guess what, 076 is THE overpowered self-insert SCP. This is, the only reason 076 is allowed to be a thing. It's a fucktard repellent.
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>>383387183
I agree. 682 and 076 are a necessity.
If someone makes another Donutsteel, the foundation can just feed it to 682 or let 076 *teleport behind it*.
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>>383387183
Excuse me, http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682 would like to have a word with you.
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>>383387305
Or they can just delete the page you fucking autist
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How does this sound for a game idea?
>set in post apocolypse anomaly zone, possibly a STALKER game
>co-op online
>free roaming map with abandoned buildings like a stalker game
>symbols like
>>383342271
>scattered within some buildings by in world npc's who've passed through them or possibly by other players a la messages in dark souls
>given book at the start of the game that de-codes them
>only ONE party member has the book and is it's translator
>free roam the map and find different anomolys with different propertys (all pre-programmed by devs, none of that randomly generated shit)
>some NPCs might even give you quests to find/kill/retrieve them
>some appear as buildings/people/fucked up monsters like SCP's and guard rare shit
>you and team traverse abandoned buildings, read the symbols
>have idea for one
>first appears as random unarmed NPC walking towards you, maybe fuck up it's model/animations to make it look weirder than normal
>you shoot it
>it dies
>loot its corpse
>it has item with name thats nothing but string of numbers/letters that has a huge value
>one of the team will put it in thier inventory
>within a minute or two of doing so they begin autoattacking teammates
>item is the anomaly
>other shit such as space/time manipulation can be done by the anomolys
>Each has it's own rules/origins that can be worked out by the player by paying attention to the enviroment and reading symbols
>some could even be fucking huge things bigger than buildings like pic related

I think PT proved that not just handing an explanation of game mechanics/triggers and even hiding triggers/events/mechanics from the player is a great way to build mood and atmosphere in a scary game so i think that would be great to build a game around.

What you think /v/?
>>
Which one is the spaceship that's been to hundreds of alien SCP foundations and alternate universe versions so it's just a big patchwork fuckmess of random air pressures and shit
I love that one
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>>383343969
Kekd
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>SUBJECT: I hope you're fucking proud of yourself, motherfucker.

><hello.jpg>

>because you're a bigger asshole than this guy.
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>>383344665
I can make the best one in two
>SCP subject last seen here
>Do not make eye contact
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>>383342271
Ok but seriously, what the fuck is an SCP. Is it a videogame? Please explain.
>>
>>383354581
Can I put 2 things at once?
>>
I like that /v/ likes SCP, and not just the game
>>
>>383387423
>>383387305

You didn't get it.
076 destroys most of the motivation to even WRITE something about an overpowered self-insert SCP. Because no matter what you do, you will never, ever, be "as good" as 076. People will insult you, downvote your article, and destroy all your efforts. There NEEDS to be one humanoid OP SCP, but there can ONLY be one and the mods have decided to set up for 076 as THE humanoid OP SCP that is allowed to exist.

682 serves the same function. While 076 has the monopoly on the "this human SCP fights good" concept, 682 is THE "thing that you cannot destroy for some fucktarded reason lolz". Any SCP that has the particularity of self-regenerating and being hard to destroy is rendered null and void by the fact that SCP-682 exists. It's just this.
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>>383387651
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2722

>"Warning: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt test firing in-atmosphere. Resulted in loss of atmosphere, planetary crust, contents of waste sacs."
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>>383344665
>symbols have been compromised
>symbols have been compromised
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>>383343247
>Safe place to rest
>Symbols have been compromised
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>>383350627
Maybe you are wrong anon
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>series is moving away from horror with most submissions in that vein getting downvoted to deletion
>all about rick and morty style comedy sci-fi shit now

Who the fuck allowed that stupid reluctant cthulu scp and why hasn't anyone strangled them for not classifying it as a joke scp.
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any scp like manga out there feeling like reading some
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>>383388359
the contest for the 3000 spot was literally about horror, they site is once again moving heavily towards horror
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>>383388319
>the worst non-specific thing imaginable

The eternal crutch of the shitty horror writer.
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>>383388359
It was kinda necessary at a point. Everything just tried so hard to be terrifying that at a point there was a backlash. Then there was a huge swing of random but interesting SCPs.
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>>383388359
Things that piss me off are the actual self inserts

Like 3500 (Instructions Unclear; Dick Stuck in Rogets) and 3999 (I Am At The Center Of Everything That Happens To Me)

Meta entries that have no sense of belonging and reference site users, the former actually including usernames in the addendum.
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>>383388359
the teenage cthulu? honestly if it had been written in a different tone it would have made great horror
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>>383379887
DON´T YOU DARE!!!!
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>>383379887
DO IT ANON
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
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What the fuck is this thread and what the hell is SCP-914? It's a machine which does something without electronic?
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>>383378961
>Billy Bookcase's House of Faceless Weirdos
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>>383388995
Machine that refines anything that is inserted into it, in a scale of Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine. Occasionally going through Fine two times produces a better output than one Very Fine. It's a very nice read.
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>>383387795
It's basically a bunch of creepypastas about a Foundation that catalogues weird shit they find all over the world. There's not much else to explain that you can't figure out just by reading some of them.
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>>383389172
Thanks for the reply but what's so special about this fiction?
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>>383388965
Why did the tomato blush?
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>>383386742
>2726
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>>383389324
It's top quality. Just fucking read it.
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>>383389469

And the experiment logs
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>>383354903
put hiro in and set it on rough
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>>383389324
It's fun, interesting and spooky at times.
The series even has a horror videogame set to it's universe, centering around the more horrific speciments in the wiki.
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>>383388965
>Tomato reacted as if 'confused': slow-motion video shows three separate bursts of speeds in excess of 200mph, two incidences of motion at normal throwing speeds, and one unprecedented instance of backward motion, all in the one trajectory. Dr. King hypothesises that the tomato was unsure whether or not to 'take it seriously'.
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>>383388995
SCP-914 is just some mechanical thing which randomly rebuilds whatever put into it with five different settings. Like if you had a clock and put it in:
>Rough: smashed gears, pieces of broken wood
>Coarse: raw steel bars, a small piece of a tree trunk
>1:1: A different-looking clock
>Fine: atomic clock with master craftsmanship that displays all time zones. Also waterproof up to 100 meters.
>Very fine: Clock with a small window as well as D/M/Y counter. If you turn the hands to any past time, the window displays the view from the position of whatever date you've set it to. (This object was confiscated and classed as a new SCP)
or something like that
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>Folded Into: A paper boat/hat - When placed in water, became self-propelling at speeds of up to 60 km/h. When inverted and placed on head, subject's physical attractiveness was greatly increased in the eyes of viewers. When both were performed simultaneously, both effects were achieved, with subject reported as looking 'dead sexy' while scooting around the water upside-down.
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>>383389770
So if I put myself in I die and a clone will take live my life?
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>>383389972
Putting organic matter in it never ends well.
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>>383389770
What happens if I put a flash drive containing Dwarf Fortress in on Fine?
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>>383389972
Possibly, but it's unpredictable and even two similar objects can have different results at the same setting
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>>383389770
>Input: One (1) Samsung Galaxy Note 7
>Setting: 1:1
>Output: One (1) M67 fragmentation grenade. Testing showed no extra-normal properties.
Cheeky fuckers.
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>>383390093
How do you think god created earth
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>>383389770
it also has a form of sapience (maybe) as it often likes to be somewhat ironic and one guy managed to lose a game of chess to it by placing the board in it on 1:1
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>>383389972
Just use 212. It's like the 914 for people.
Also one of my favorites
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-261-ad-de
>Dispenses a live grenade when someone does the 'ol coin on a string trick
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>>383390093

A 256tb flash drive with an unrecognized file system.
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I'm surprised no-one has made a video game that uses SCP and symbols.

Could be a FPS where you clear our areas but have to use the symbols to correctly take out a target or survive an environment.
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so
do you want a cookie?
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459
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>>383390469
Fuck
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>>383390509
the problem with scp related games is that they HAVE to be non-profit because of the sheer insanity that would be trying to line up the various creative licenses
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