SGDQ 2017: FINAL STRETCH edition

C H O K E

FUCK MY BAD. RECYCLE

>>383335375

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Girl or trap? cant tell

SPAM FailFish AND NotLikeThis.

THEY'RE ONLY NEGATIVE EMOTES LEFT.

If this casual actually solos every single part of the final boss without dying, then I'm never gonna consider this game good. COME ON NINTENDO, GIVE ME HOPE THAT YOU DIDN'T MAKE A CINEMATIC PIECE OF CRAP.

I want to bury my tongue into the runner's boi-pussy

Am I gay?

>>383337372
they haven't nuked cmonbruh yet

>>383337328
Really

>>383337372
what about YouWHY ???

>>383337328
I thought it was a girl, but no

>wartsacro

?

Why do all the bosses just stand there? They barely even attack

>>383337372
We still have cmonBruh.

>>383337571
TRY IT

Are these trannies even trying to look remotely female anymore besides dressing like a girl and having long hair?

>>383337571
because it's a postmodern message about power and the inability of monoliths to grow; instead they stagnate. a little too complex for a play station baby like yourself maybe

>>383337571
because nintendo game.

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trannies be gone!

>>383337435
>>383337591
They won't ban it because they don't want to look racist.

>>383337662
They don't even try changing their voices either. Modern transgenderism is trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

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>>383337662
No because they all live in an enormous hugbox. So none of them would ever have the gall to tell their friends that their whole "tranny" routine is absolute bullshit. Makes me sick that they won't even fucking put effort into it. They're just crossdressing, they don't even put any effort into it. They put as much effort into their transition as their parents put into parenting their autistic mentally ill retarded asses. Fucking disgusting.

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why are there so many trannies speed running?

I thought the game didnt run at 60 fps

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>read something about BOTW runners trying to make others agree not to speedrun because Muh Optimization
>Hurr we super duper council of Zelda speedrunners demand our rulings are final
>lolno I can submit what and play I want

I'm with the tranny on this one

>>383338145
it doesn't

I want her to fart into the chair and bury my nose into it before it goes cold


fuck she's so hot why do i want to fuck her so badly, /v/?

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died twice. speed run

>>383338181
Elaborate pls

>>383338181
the bullshit was the tranny waiting until literally the last minute to submit so the rest couldn't submit when they realized the truce had been broken

tranny is #7

Honestly this runner could easily pass with large rimmed glasses and some makeup, he has the body shape and isn't balding with shit hair.

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>>383338414
i chuckled a bit

does solo coop mean controlling both robots

>>383338590
Re-rolling, 0 doesn't count.

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is this the cringe crying sewing lady from a few years ago?

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fuck you anime dickhead fucks

>>383338181
If trannylord had submitted in time to give others a chance to as well it would be fine.

But they knowingly waited till the last moment so she would be the only one.

She's a shitty person.

Basically the game came out in March and it was ruined by amiibo in April. At the start people would just use one Epona to get to Ganon in any% and it was fine. Spawning a god horse at any time is OP, but it's not important enough that it needs to be banned. However we didn't know enough about amiibo before deciding to allow them in runs. Next thing you know people can spawn food that gives guaranteed triple damage up if you cook it (RNG if you don't use it and slower to get ingredients.) That saves another bunch of time in any%.

Thats all fine in any% because nobody really cares about that category after a month. Most people run All Dungeons. All Dungeons has much more use for epona, and you can only get one epona per amiibo. Optimal route requires at least 6 separate amiibo for all of the eponas. But that's not all. Stasis launches were discovered using trees, rocks, and crates which give you an insane amount of flight speed for fast travel. For example you can launch from tabantha stable to rito village using only two trees. Great thing about this trick is you can only do it when objects are available to do it on. But guess what you can spawn with amiibo? Crates. Guardian amiibo drops metal crates which are by far the easiest objects to get stasis launch on. And you can spawn them anywhere. This brought the amiibo total to at LEAST 13 and saved several minutes. Not only are amiibos required, but you need 13 of them just to come close to a competitive time. 13 amiibos at retail price costs 170 dollars. Not to mention they are rare amiibos (smash link and guardian) and that drives the price up.

CONTINUED

>>383338851

Welcome back

>>383337328
Hairline, eyes, and eyebrows have an uncanny valley feel to them, so definitely a trap.

>deeeeku

fuck this announcer

>>383337328
literally the point of a trap is that you can't tell until a cock flops out. Therein lies the trap

whats going on in the crowd

I missed it, anyone take a screenshot?

>>383338590
rollingggggg

LF > cute trap bf

DRAGON

>>383338313
The Majora's Mask runner also died unintentionally several times

But I'm glad you didn't hold anyone else to this standard

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What the fuck is this haircut?

>>383338996
Who?

SOCIAL JUSTICE DONE QUICK

nigga on camera got a dirty neck.

look like a bbq grill.

>>383338996
yeah it is, she works as staff for GDQ

THE GAY WEEB IS BACK

why does this announcer have a small baby cock in the back of its throat?

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>>383339000
Fuck you first

>>383337698
>having to delude oneself into believing there is more to a enemy who just stands and waits to get hit

LMAO no.
Game is just easy. Remember its Nintendo after all.

>>383338181
t. tranny

>>383338116
jews

The Thread is Now in Image Only Mode

>>383339026
So here's the most controversial thing. To get around the obnoxious cost of amiibo, runners bought what are known as "NFC" tags, which stores and replicates a RFID signal that mimics an amiibo. These cost anywhere from 3-5 dollars each depending on how many you buy. Runners now use third party, unauthorized hardware to change aspects of the game in order to go faster. Something that not every runner has access to.

This literally all could have been avoided if the mods of the community simply banned amiibos from the start, which should be the norm from now on. Which is also what a lot of runners and of course the community on forums has said for long time. But instead, they told us to fuck off so they can pay2win the records. If the run used no amiibo it would be fair to everyone, which imo is the whole reason for a leaderboard.

There are a couple of things where amiibos make the run better. For example horses are ass and catching n taming a level 4 horse equal to epona is straight garbage. There is only one 4 speed horse off the plateau and it's not easily marked. 4 speed horse saves about 15 seconds per minute of riding or something, it is a significant amount of time. For that reason I would be in favor for an arbitrary "one time" epona in which you have to register and use for the rest of the run. It would only require one amiibo and would just give a faster form of transportation without going through bullshit.

But instead, they irresponsibly jumped the gun despite the warnings from the community. Now the longest "runnable" category all shrines uses over 100 amiibo (in the form of nfc tags of course) which is utterly ridiculous. Now a lot of the hype for the game died down because top times go crazy over amiibo usage, and afaik they still haven't split the leaderboard. The game is really fun and chill to run but if the competitiveness is decided by money it ruins the experience.

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>an announcer with a lisp

another great idea, GDQ

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Chibi is mentally ill. This isn't what a grown adult man's twitter should look like

>>383339026
nobody cares nerd

/v/ INDEFINITELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>383339150
nigga what

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>Twitch chat is bfto-ing out GDQ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

what are they doing at the front

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>>383339150

what dickless retard thought it would be a good idea to give shit away right in front of the camera

>>383339000
wasted trips
kys

>>383339150
owo

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>This announcer

Friendly reminder that all trans girls are cute (‿)

>>383339150
>cut
no thank you

>>383339150
hot

>TRANNIES DONE QUICK
>banned
>>383339015
>she

>>383339015
Just what in the goddamn is the deal with all the trannies in speedrunning?

So what are they donating for?

>>383339150
DELETE

>Tranny has to cheat to win

Lel

>>383339087
fuckarolling

>>383339101
The Receding Hairline

>safe spaces done quick

>1 hour timeout

wew

time to make a new account

>>383339101
"Wife's son"

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>>383339176
>>383339026
Jesus fucking Christ why didn't they

JUST

BAN

AMIIBO

>>383339235
Someone please explain why he sounds fine like 60% of the time

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>>383339150
Prime BP. Very nice.

>>383337328
Know how I know you're gay? You can't tell the difference. That is a fucking man.

>>383339183
Not hiring him would be discrimination, newfriend

>>383339185
Why don't you just fucking go hangout with Chibi if you are just going to lurk on his fucking twitter all the time?

>>383339150
L-L-LEWD!!!!

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>>383339000
PUT THE FUCKING GUN DOWN

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>iwata donation incentive AGAIN

wipe this meme off the face of the earth

How many dollarydoos were raised solely on the last day so far?

>>383339101
JUST

>>383339150
nice

>>383339150
Id save this to my fap folder but im afraid of being caught jerking to shit like this

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get fucked dickhead anime fucks

Hey guys, long time donator, third time donator. It gives me great joy to donate to a great cause. Greetings from games. PS: kill the animal, save the frames.

First time watching SGDQ, third time donator. My viewer passed away from Germany. Money goes to view the animal, save the games. Hype!!!!

Had to save during this run. Put my money towards donate the Germany. Lets kick donation's butt!

>>383339185
That's not a display picture a grown adult man's twitter should have either.

>>383339150
>cut
ruined

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I went to bed after the FF7 comfy run, did I miss anything worth watching since then?

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>>383339235
What's wrong with him, anon?

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>Earthbound
>4:40:00

>>383339343
You must never forget anon

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>>383339268
>tfw a jap with no cheats can still beat him

>>383339098
Dying once in a 3 hour run vs dying twice in a 45 minute one. O I am laffin

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HOLY SHIT CHAT IS RUNNING WILD

>>383338112
>They're just crossdressing

If they were just autistic crossdressers no one would say a word. speedrunners? autists? Hand in hand. But holy shit, these are fucking sjw's with SEVERE mental illness, not just a bit of the tism and liking ladies clothes.

>>383337256
WutFace banned
DansGame banned
LUL banned

Is there a bigger example of absurd pandering to these trannies?

Do they not realize that making people mad by banning them isn't going to make the guy in a dress the magical girl he so badly wants to be?

>>383339303
Why didn't they just ban orca?

>>383339098
Yea but the majoras mask run was more than twice the length.

>>383339176
Isn't there an any% category with no amiibo also?

>>383339343
please understand

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>lets put the dude with the massive lisp on the mic
>it'll be fine

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>>383339343
>Wipe this meme off the face of the earth
Oh, don't worry, it will be.

When Miyamoto is.

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>be lonely beta male
>try to watch video games to keep my mind off women
>/v/ spams nonstop tranny comments
>start to think I'm gay
T-traps aren't gay are they?

>>383339176
From the Chinese cheatbox to the shitshow that is Alttp categories to this. Zelda community is the absolute worst.

>>383339431
sva is a god

>>383339150
nice mutilated dick

does CEMU do constant 30 fps with BOTW now?

>>383338414
nice

>>383339185
why no one punch him? just for lulz

>>383339412
>He didn't watch the 8 hour final fantasy run

FREE SPEECH GONE QUICK LUL

And here we go.

I don't hate trannies. I hate ugly people. Just a lot of trannies happen to be ugly women.

Another tranny....

Shit look at the nigga in the suit

>>383339431
>HE COULDN'T EVEN BEAT HIS OWN TIME
LMFAO

(((They))) did it!

SUIT GUY IS BACK

>>383339185
He's not mentally ill. Just very socially awkward. He just doesn't know how to make friends without begging people to do things with him

>the suitman again

Don't tell me this is a tranny too

Isn't that the dude that got screwed by the staff last time?

Suit guy is here to do your taxes.

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>>383339556
>long hair=trannie

>Mysterious suit guy on the couch AGAIN

Who he be

>>383339569
You're seriously a fucking moron.

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>tfw used to have speech impediment
Glad I can talk like a normal person. I hated the evil woman in charge of my therapy and I think she abused me and I've repressed the memories but it was worth it.

based suitman

is azorae the dirk nowitsky of speedruns?

Fuck those fags for shitting on notch

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>>383339512
Yeah they're gay

You'll be better off if you just accept it, I learned to

Is that Report of the Week in couch?

I thought it was the HL1 & Portal runner for a sec there.

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/v/ said this Portal runner was a tranny

I don't think /v/ was truthful

C H O K E

Azorae is our guy, please don't insult him as a tranny

>>383339618
this is the dude that said I'M FUCKING GREAT AT THIS GAME during the Talos run
he's beaten the system
no ban for him

CHOKING

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED

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That damn tranny showed us up bros
We can't let him get away with this

wow, what a disaster

>AZORAE

Might be an okay run

http://www.speedrun.com/run/ydqq63wm

Here's an Any% of BotW with no Amiibos if you want to see a run without spawning Epona or boxes to Stasis skip.

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>Whoopsy poopsy

I like this runner already.

>sv_cheats 1

>>383339258
Low effort (relatively) attention whoring.

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OH NO LOL

SHOUTOUTS TO THE BASED TECH CREW

>>383339695
/v/ thinks everyone is a tranny

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>>383339185
>>383339584
It might honestly do Chibi well to wear this.

>>383339618
yup.
>guys...what's the incentive result? this is kind of important
>there was an incentive? ahh..just pick one

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What is even happening in this run so far

>>383339651
tranny finished in 45 minutes did he not? He couldn't even beat his 42 minutes if that's the case

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>co-op partner went full normie

>pls come back

Kek

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>>383339176
>uses over 100 amiibo
So the optimal any% run considering you can only use one amiibo a day, even if using the $3 bootleg chips, costs $300?
Fucking pathetic. Just ban that shit.

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I like this guy

>>383339802
solo co-op
it's pretty cool

So this....

is the power...

of charisma....

woah...

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Reminder that Azorae is /srg/ boi

Alright fuckers I'm out
What a terrible fucking event
Fuck you Europeans for your retarded shit and being absolutely creepy pedophiles
Fuck you /v/ for obsessing over trannys
Fuck the mods for not policing these threads
Fuck anime posters, just fuck you
Fuck every single one of you.
See you pieces of shit at ESA to make fun of the those retarded swedes
Again, fuck all of you, I'm gone

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>that stalling

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who else /here til the bitter end/?

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>>383339532
this gdq should have ended on the final cutscene

So many runners not announcing their couch. Sad.

why do we have to hate the trannies

SOURCE GAME SPEEDRUN? TIME TO PUKE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD FROM MOTION SICKNESS.

This guy seems funny so far. Also someone give me a rundown on suitguy

>solo coop

Well that's cool, I guess.

Do they ever do actual coop speed runs? I've never seen one. I think it would be interesting.

btfo

>hoped he'd play them both at the same time with two mice with shitloads of buttons
I'm disappointed already.

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well this is the end of the line for me goodbye /v/ it was fun while it lasted.

have this loser.

What is the point of this run? It's slower than 2 people just casually playing coop.

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Least convincing tranny yet.

>>383339870
I'll watch the Earthbound run.

It's least it's not 8 hours VII again.

>we go from a tranny barely able to finish a game with cheats to a dude playing for two people at once

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>Azorae

TIME FOR DE GESO

>keybind to switch blue and orange
Fuck me, I've been trying this with a keyboard/mouse and controller. His way sounds way better.

>>383339843
See you tomorrow

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>speedrun partner got married and got a full time job
>p-please come back

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so wait wait,

whenever a trannie plays, they turn off comments?

> every time?

>>383339883
Seriously, I want to know who professional suitman is. Is he Azorae's dad? Is he his lawyer?

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>>383339843
>he unironically cares about every single run and doesnt just enjoy the shitposting for 90% of them

>>383339887
because they didn't even try

>FORCED ANIMATION

>>383339813
Do you think people beat their own times every single time they do a run?
Actual good runners take dozens to hundreds of attempts before they get an improvement.

His run was shit but your attempt at mocking it is even shittier

>>383339098
LOL

>>383339947
yessir

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This runner is OK
who /comfy/ here?

>>383339898
I think there was one last year, maybe 2 years ago?

>>383339512
They're even more chemically unbalanced, don't bother.

>>383339883
who cares, nerd

>>383339987
yeah but ill murder you

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>Doesn't play both at once

What is this gay shit?

>>383339887
The Bible says so

>>383339898
I remember a Secrets of Grindea run from a year ago or something. I'm sure there have been others, but that one comes to mind.

>>383339947
really whenever a tranny has a speaking part
couch
runner
interview

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What attracts so many trannies to speedrunning?

I missed the last few hours. Were MM or BotW worth watching?

>>383339947
yes
they even banned half the emotes people were spamming
they're completely shameless

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Is he soloing the couch too?

Why is there a suit on the couch? Is this a show of dominance by the corporate masters of the event?

>>383339480
;_____;

THEYRE ONE CATEGORY ON SPEEDRUN.COM because god knows IF ITS IN THE GAME ITS LEGAL

>>383339813
This is a fucking marathon, retard. Come the fuck on. 99% of the people who "speedran" didn't beat their own PB. Fucking mouthbreather

>>383339947
Its whenever they appear on camera. Interviews or playing

did anyone solo speedrun keep talking or everyone explodes?

>>383339917
You're right. Every run should be The Maitre'D. Short and sweet and full of fart sounds.

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>>383339998
It's better than the last one at least

>>383339741
>40:58
>With no Amiibo

What time did the tranny get again with Amiibos?

>>383339813
It's normal to not beat your PB in a marathon you fucking moron
if you want to shit on the tranny do it properly

>>383339947
Yes.

>>383339928
just play with your friends

What is Suit Guy's endgame?

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>>383339998
Reporting in.

>>383339843
be sure to tell all your friends at FA and Tumblr

>>383339975
Putting up a top 20 time is not trying?

>>383339987
Hey buddy i live in the chicago suburbs

>>383339986
he fucked up by 3 more minutes and this time didn't even choke on the bosses
no excuses you tranny loving cunt

>>383340047
Azorae's couch doesn't need to talk, he does enough himself

>>383339916
nice

>>383340038
MM was pretty good
BOTW was a shitshow

why is the couch suit guy always so anxious looking?

>>383337256
Death of the Wild

>>383339987
Yes, but not interested

wtf, he's not even controlling both at the same time

>>383339898
Yes, but I can't remember any specific games
I do know that for the Chrono Trigger 100% run, there were two runners that would trade off after a certain amount of time. (They did Any% this SGDQ though so much shorter)

>>383340037
easy attention

This run is awesome.

What event are you looking forward to next to distract you from your empty dwindling life?

For me its EVO.

I have a feeling this run is going to be super hard to follow unless you've played coop a lot. I've 100%ed portal 2 but this is just taking a bit to process.

>>383340139
business and shit

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anyone /westmidlands/ here?

>>383339947
it'll work out to their benefit when people will have the option to pay to chat

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>>383340026
>not controlling the second player with his dick

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>>383339934
>tfw Portal 2 partner had a rough time, had to sell his computer and flee the country

>>383340064
I already put up with enough indie shit this time.

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>>383339934
>As you get older and remain single/interested in vidya/anime, all your friends gedt jobs, wives, and children

>you feel like a manchild at 40 while everyone else will have children in school with stable careers

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>>383339923
I nearly forgot he's Ikamusume fan.

>>383340167
ESA baby

>>383340038
Majora's was. BotW was boring

>>383340182
Me! Are you cute!

>>383340095
>What is Suit Guy's endgame?
GDQ staff making sure that the run isn't too fun.

>>383339842
Did that faggot slap him?

>not a schizo player off their meds doing this run

are gdq even trying to be progressive? ablest as fuck

would this actually be good tho,
it sounds like it has real good potential

>>383340107
apparently in BOTW running its well known that the times are shit right now and no one has put forward an impressive run except Ikkitrix's sub-40min. its an easy run

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How do we recover bros
The tranny was supposed to fail and go over estimate

>>383339987


work at the loop, nice to meet you

>>383340167
the international 2017

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>>383339987
>tfw someone posts your pic

>>383340057
>>383340071
considering he didn't choke on the boss, I expected him to at least beat his personal best

>50 more minutes of this

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>being so lonely you learn how to play a coop game by yourself

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An unnamed attendee clutches to her free "Twitch" shirt as she witnesses the brutal tearing apart of a shirt before her very eyes #SGDQ2017

>>383339829
why not just allow gamegenies at that point?

>>383340167
evo

WHO CANADA HERE

EASY COAST BABBBBBY

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>>383340167
It is Da Alfa's time.

>>383340204
>you're happy while all your normie fairweather friends are miserable
I fail to see the problem

>>383340037

autism is a mental development disorder which invites further mental illnesses

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>>383340095
to distance himself from the sweaty, fat, autistic neckbears surrounding him

>>383340038
Both were good, some fuckups, but respectable times overall

>>383340298
Nova Scotia.

>>383339947

yep. this is a SJW zone.

>your speedrun relies on either buying toys or buying a third party device to replicate them

Can't fault the runner for playing within the rules, but that rule ought to be changed.

>>383340276
F R E E T-SHIRTS?

>>383340167
What game are you competing in?

>>383340252
Hey there~

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Wow /v/ I can't believe you make fun of trannies and have fun doing it. You're such a horrible person and you're pathetic!

Can i get some (you)'s now?

>>383340070

45 55 or something; about 5 minutes worse than sva's best with NO AMIIBOS.

What was this sgdq's "jump in front of a bus" moment?

>>383340331
based

save me some lobster for dinner

>>383339987
Massachusetts

GUYS TRUMP ISNT BANNED IN THE CHAT ANYMORE

>>383340298
Ontario bois

Montreal allowed too, but not the rest of Quebec.

>>383340195
https://youtu.be/oYhH9d2zr5c

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>>383340231
R-really?

@383340371
you[

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serious question: do any of you have friends?

I dont

>>383340361
Melee

>>383340254
he died like 3 times, did you even watch the stream

>>383340037
Point of least resistance

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>>383340265
>tfw you used to play magic the gathering and pokemon against yourself

>>383340421
yeah. they don't play video games

Reminder: MSF funds two vessels in the Mediterranean that 'rescue' 'migrants' off the coast of Libya, and bring them directly to Italy.

The money raised here goes directly to the dissolution of European nations.

>>383340167
What is the next event?

>>383340421
nope

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>>383339176
>To get around the obnoxious cost of amiibo, runners bought what are known as "NFC" tags, which stores and replicates a RFID signal that mimics an amiibo. These cost anywhere from 3-5 dollars each depending on how many you buy. Runners now use third party, unauthorized hardware to change aspects of the game in order to go faster.
So is that what this stack of cards is? Isn't GDQ usually against pirated stuff

>>383340182
The featureless suburban wasteland of Halesowen says "Hi"!

>>383340361
All of them

>>383340421
I don't either. I think I'm alright, but I have no idea how to meet new people.

>>383340419
Yes! Its pretty awful here, I want to move.

>>383340079
What friends?

>>383340421
no

>>383340037
The community has an underground estrogen market

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I HAD TO WORK TODAY AND MISSED THE LAST DAY OF AGDQ. WHAT SHOULD I GO BACK AND WATCH FROM TODAY?

CRUISE CONTROL AND CHAIR SNIFFER SO YOU REPLY

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>>383340421
my friends asked me to go to the pub with them today

i declined

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>>383340421
neither

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Fun thread, lads. I'll miss ya'll when the event is over.

GABEN BTFO

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>GAME CAME OUT IN 2011

>>383340402
I hate lobster go with a donair for a regional food.

>>383340421
I know a few people at work but I wouldn't call them friends. I spend most of my free time by myself. At least I'm not a frogposter like yourself.

I've seen him do this run a few times now. I might try this some time for shits and giggles, even if not a speedrun.

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>>383340421

Nope. None. I'm lonely, but I don't want friends. I just want a girlfriend who I can be bros with, have sex with, and travel the world with. That's all I want.

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>No RTS speedruns
Why does the Speedgaming community have such bad taste
>Mainly consists of babbies who still think that mario and metroid are the pinnacle of game design
oh

>>383340394
Ah I remember now, it was 45:59. A whole five minutes worse than a guy who did it with no Amiibo cheats, amazing. I can understand why the BOTW runners were mad at him submitting.

us nerds amirite

>>383340167
bannerlord

>GayBen pls fix
>Gay
BANNED

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>>383340421
I had some in high school. I miss them.

>>383340037
Affirmation from twitch and reddit betas, sjws and cucks in general.

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>>383339947
Yep and the thing is, people generally wouldn't care much. They'd spam their emotes and whatever then move on to the next target of ridicule. Withhelde was a part of GDQ's for a few years and as far as I'm aware, was decently liked.
It's these new-wave of trannies who are in it purely for the attention and hugbox it grants them as well with near immunity from any reprecussions.

It all stems from Protomagical taking offense to a harmless, chibi emote of a gay streamer crossdressing and instead of backing down he proceeds to double down on his stupidity, call Dansgaming a piece of shit and then try to demand an apology out of him.

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H-haha dumb tranny had to resort to cheating with toys to beat the game

I bet they would have would have gone over estimate without them
Then who would be laughing

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>>383340421
You have me anon

does earthbound have any fun glitches or will it just be a boring run?

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>>383340298
BC>>>>>Trudeau(cuck)land

>>383340463
are they building a Metal Gear in italy?

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-remove all trannies

-remove the 3 best runs

you may only pick one

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>>383340557

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>>383340421
yeah i have a few but i think they are phasing me out so who knows for how long. at least i have you /v/ right?

>>383340241
apparently you're a bandwagonning faggot who doesn't follow BotW speedrunning and just want to find any excuse to shit on a tranny

>>383340528
It was another good week. Have a nice rest of your year, and we'll watch AGDQ 2018 together.

>>383340419
/bristol/ here post an email

>>383340557
sorry there was no such thing as a sony classic

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>>383340459
>>383340265

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>>383340421
I have a girlfriend, it's alright

suit guy looks like that guy on /mu/ who got australia banned by posting selfies

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>>383340548
2 players would be more fun to watch than this

Why's JFK on the couch?

>>383340480
>Isn't GDQ usually against pirated stuff

yes but faggot in the seat next to it.

>>383340604
it's literally the glitchless category

>>383340616
first one
don't give that much of a shit about speedrunning

kek this jebaited spam

>>383340398
Probably this guy saying "I'm fucking great at this game" or the Ninja Gaiden runner saying "I won't be back" before walking away

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10/10

>>383340557
there was much gnashing of teeth when sc2 was ran

>>383340421
There's a bunch of guys from work I hang out with sometimes. They're alright.

My only real friend lives several kilometers from here. Even though we have never seen each other physically I consider him the broest of bros

>>383340421
One very great best friend I've had since we were toddlers.