What went wrong?

>>383318421
(You) and your shitposting

Nothing. It's an amazing console, and will be considered as one of Nintendo's best in 5 years from now

>>383318421
no games.

>literally a tablet with a gimmick controller

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>>383318421
Nothing

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>>383318421
>great first year line up even for an nintendo console who have always been plaged with software droughts
>is both a handheld and a regular console
It amazes me how Nintendo can run circles around the clueless sonyroaches that have encamped /v/ since neocunts took over the place and still support them after the paypal bans and the increase of paid online

back in the day consoles were justified by being way easier to use than PCs, significatively cheaper and actually outperforming them for games

now consoles are underpowered, overpriced, and everyone already knows how usse a PC

consoles literally need to cling to exclusive games, because, without them keeping games hostage, there is absolutely no reason to buy a console

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>>383318835
releasing a console with one game is doing something wrong

>>383319427
Worked for Sony

>>383319427
Still alot better then the PS4 and its no games

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Only on /v/ can people actually believe that something which is clearly and inarguably a huge success is failing. This place truly ruins your brain.

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>>383319479
nice.

>>383319479
How many roachstations did they sell?

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>>383319023
Butthurt PC cunt detected.

Just bought a Switch, own every modern console going for a few generations.

My family got a PC in the year 2000. At that time, it was mind blowing.
I remember everytime we'd get a new computer, I'd try to play something new. A computer I owned 2 years after Prince of Persia came out on ps2, it still couldn't play it.
I couldn't play Doom 3, and there were a lot of other games that I'd have to return at the time, because I was an ignorant and disappointed teenager.

Moved completely over to consoles, had a blast. I'm still sceptical of what pcs are capable of. They can't even run an internet browser without crashing.

Having systems with the sole purpose of entertainment and streamlining things is much better for me.

The only people that bitch and whine are the soppy sods that keep trying to update their PCs to keep them relevant, and are too poor to grab what they want, when they want it.

It's a bad example, because one of my work computers is a Mac, but I tried installing MG revengence on it for a laugh from the steam sale.
It doesn't work after recent updates, and Konami doesn't give a shit about support for it.
I bought the game when it came out for PS3, and got the game for 3 quid on the xbox, so fuck off. It's much easier you dopey cunt, and you know it's always going to work.

>>383319023
It doesn't help that in some work environments your are required a decent PC too

>>383319673
60 million (including myself) fell for it.
Now imagine how much a console release with a game could sell.

>>383319673
wait, playstations are made in Turkey?

>>383319771
>They can't even run an internet browser without crashing.
>being such a tech illiterate nigger that you crash your computer with IE

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>>383319479
Damn

>>383318421
>$300
>undersupplied
>shit tech
>living off wii u ports
>as usual, no 3rd party support

'Blue Ocean', the perfect meeting place of anti-competitive and anti-consumer thinking.

>'It's OK if 4/5 new consoles are total failures which we dump and replace after only a year or two, fucking all the early adopters, because eventually one will be a huge hit and make it all back.

>>383319771
>one of my work computers is a Mac

oh, so it was a joke reply all along

>>383319771
bait

>>383318421
>have a well paying job
>own a switch, ps4, and a good gaming pc

Boy I can't imagine how much it would suck to be autistically devoted to a single console and miss out on anything.

>>383320060
>buying nintendo consoles for 3d party
>shit tech
Just like every other console compared to PC whats your point?

>>383319964
Not even going to bother with this if you're going to be racist.
I don't like Neogaf either, but fuck off back to /pol

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>>383320127
"I'm 5 and have a very clear disability"

>>383320269
for $300 you get a smartphone with a 1440p OLED screen now why couldn't ninty pony up for proper 1080p support?

and of course...its ok when nintendo does it

>>383318421
Undersupply issues

>>383320246
>have a well paying job
>eat feces, menstrual blood and maggots every day
>don't want to miss out on anything

being such a good goy

>>383320303
>being triggered by the word nigger
go back to tumblr

>>383319914
>The PS4’s design accommodates roaches better than other consoles’ because its ventilation grates are wider. Those vents are located at the bottom of the console, so roaches can get in with ease. Also, according to repair professionals, the PS4’s insides gets hotter than the Xbox One’s because of its internal power supply. Warm, in an enclosed space and close to the floor, PS4s are great roach nesting grounds.
According to Shitaku.

>>383320125
"I paid for a service and it doesn't work, regardless of the novelty of the platform".
"Oh wait, if we meme this as a joke, we can pretend this isn't a legitimate criticism".

Also, I know I'm not great a punctuation, but you'res is terrible.

Wipe the snot off your face and come back to me when you care about video games kid.

>>383318421
>no point in buying
>not worth dropping 300
>no stock and I'm not going to support scalping unlike some cucks on /v/

>>383318835
Horizon Zero Dawn outsold BOTW by a far margin.

>>383320523
>being poor
LOL

>>383320060

Adjusting for inflation the $300.00 is about what people paid for the Wii. It's a completely reasonable price.

>>383320508
I've been here since 2006, and this place has gone to complete shit.

I miss talking about getting stoned and playing SOTC.

Everyone here is an uptight, reactionary man child with a severe case of arrested development.

Irony is dead, post-modernism is dead. Let's be positive and enjoy some video games!!

>>383320754
Oh boy, here's the Neogaf lie again. Bet you believed Knack outselling 3D World too, huh?

>>383320720
>is a grammar nazi
>has typos

for fuck sake, youre the biggest joke ITT

>apple just works guise!!

>>383320754

This is such an obvious lie.

>>383320523
I'm sorry you're too poor to afford nice things.

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>>383320754
Can we please stop this war between the two games? It's gone on for far too long

>>383320848
>spending money on garbage just to say you can
GOY

the fanbase

Not enough games, especially since the Switch is supposed to be Nintendo's latest console and handheld.

>>383320913
I cant enjoy video games unless the year is not past 2007.
Sorry.

>>383320523
>being anti-semitic.

>>383318421
it did too well and it doesn't have enough supply to meet demand

>>383320913

Agreed. This place only used to ironically annoy me, now it legitimately pisses me off. Yet, I still come.

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>>383320918
Super Mario 3D world

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>>383318607
>A gimmick controller

>A controller is a gimmick now

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>>383320523
>Can't afford consoles
>"They're b-b-b-bad, trust meeeeee"

>>383320918
>>383320970
It did though? And I say that as someone who owns BOTW and doesn't own/care for HZD.

>>383320954
Your and actual retard.

>>383321093
>using jiddish words is anti-semitic
go to a doctor to check that over sensitivity issue

>>383321195
*You're

>>383321184
No it didn't. It hasn't cracked 4 million, Zelda sold 3.8 million in March.

>>383321062
>being incapable of having fun
:'(

>>383320460
>comparing a console to a cellphone
Sounds so much fun playing the hottest Switch, PS4, Xbox One, PC games on your phone at an unplayable state

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>>383321184
I returned botw after 2 hours of playing it. I say that as someone who beat link to a past multiple times.

>>383321171
I used to play consoles back when they were good, theres no point to them anymore

>>383318607

>Gimmick controller

Switch is the least gimmicky system Nintendo has released since 2004. Seriously, Switch is so easy to understand as a system I wonder why you guys have so much trouble processing it. Maybe you guys really are autistic.

>>383320913
>let's be positive and enjoy some video games
LOL not in 4chan, sorry

>>383321353
Wow great story.
Doesn't really mean shit though.

>>383321303
>thinks he needs to buy garbage products to have fun
you are the one who deserves pity

>>383321353
t.linear babby

>>383321110
/vr seems straight to the point, but even then I get tired of it.

I'm 30 now. I realise most people on here now's first console was a ps2, GBA or wii, so I've stopped caring about opinions.

>>383319771
>I tried installing MG revengence
> is a Mac

>>383321243
>typical reactionary response from the alt-right.
It doesn't get more textbook than that.

>>383321496
What doesn't count as garbage in your eyes? Between Zelda, ARMS, and Splatoon 2 I've got a pretty good lineup for it. Been on my PS4 for the better part of a year, and have a PC to round out the rest of my library.
All fun for me.

>>383321089
I can't understand your grammar.
Are you Indian or Brazilian?!

>>383321387
>3 hours battery life as a handheld
>underpowered hardware for a home console
the switch literally fails in both departments

>>383321471
Remember when /b wasn't just porn?

Fuck, this place is depressing.

I realised a long time ago that video games are like religion for me. It's a personal experience, one where I will come to my own personal enlightenment when I'm good and ready.

You are corrupt.

>>383321790
>3 hours battery life as a handheld
It's actually about 6 when you aren't playing demanding games.
Plus I guess no one has ever heard of a portable charger or at the least bringing the AC adapter with them.
(Also don't get me started with the original 3DS battery life)

>>383320460
>for $300 you get a smartphone with a 1440p OLED screen now why couldn't ninty pony up for proper 1080p support?

You aren't playing (somewhat) demanding games on your phone retard. Please tell me how a Candy Crush rip off needs a ton of processing power except for mining your data.

What faggots like you need to realize is that when designing a machine like that, you need to balance the production costs and the specs themselves. First you complain about it not going beyond 1080p, which is because no handheld processor can do it when running 3D games, You'd need something like the Xbox One X to do that, which not being a handheld, defeats the initial idea of the console in the first place. Then you moan about the battery life, they could stick better batteries in granted, but that would increase production costs, which in turn increases RRP and there's something for you to complain about again.

>>383321790
Uh, it's not a home console shlomo, it's a portable gaming experience.

The battery HAS to be under 3 hours so it can add another level of portability to the product.

Do you even read Nintendo's copy when it puts new information out to the public?

Honestly this is beggars belief, it really is.

>>383322112
But Zelda, which is the reason most but a Switch, is a demanding game. Odyssey will be too. The Switch is garbage.

>>383322273
Wise words from someone who has clearly created xir own console.

>>383322112
>It's actually about 6 when you aren't playing demanding games.
isn't the whole point that you're supposed to be able to play proper games on it? if you want to play tetris, you can download it from the android store on your phone

>>383321387
>literally a tablet with some controllers attached to it
>no new technology, you can have the same result using wii controllers with a regular tablet
>nintendo sells it as an innovative tech
>nintenbros are guillible enought o buy it

>>383322298
Or you could just use it in docked mode and not worry about charging. Nintendo tried to make it "different play styles" anyways.
(Again, portable chargers)
>inb4 but then it would be a "home console" in docked mode and it's weak af get outta here

>>383321790
Look at this loser, playing video games for 3 hours straight

>>383322020
>/b

>>383321387
>mobile waggle
>with 3 hours battery

no thanks anon

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>>383322020
I've been on 4chan since 2007 and I don't remember /b/ being anything else but porn.

>>383321670
>calls people alt-right
>refuses to address his hypersensitivity issue
dude, if you get offended by the use of the jiddish language, you are the anti-semite

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>>383318421
I own every (post '82) home console and gameboy variant, also have a PC. Nintendo have done nothing but release childish garbage since the Wii aside from pic related franchise. Like fuck I'm going to be stupid enough to invest in another one of their broken promise machines. I played botw on WiiU and enjoyed it, albeit being very dissapointed in the lack of game balance and traditional dungeons. Now it's just a waiting game before ninty goes the way of sega.

>>383322562
>inb4 but then it would be a "home console" in docked mode and it's weak af get outta here

>He thinks that if he pokes fun at the argument then he invalidates it

Not how it works kiddo

>>383322676
>>>/soc/ was made for that reason.

>>383322592
look at this loser, has to charge his shitty machine every time he is near a power source so he can play his children's games in public

>>383322482
Well obviously yes, but the original person I replied to just said
>3 hours battery life as a handheld
Anyway, I think the battery life is decent, not fantastic, but I suppose it works since games in handheld mode would run at a 720p (60fps depending on game) resolution which is nice comparing it to handhelds we had in the past.
Not to mention, PSVita's battery life is 3-5 hours the same as the original 3DS

>>383320754
I feel bad for all those people...

I've seen like 10 switch shitposting threads today, did they post particularly good sales numbers or something?

>>383323243
>Feeling has for people who got to play a great game

?

>>383321767
My point is that all those games can run perfectly fine on a pc, but console manofacturers hold on game exclusivity because its literally the only thing consoles have

they are pointless machine except for an artificial adventage, and companies get away with it because retard like you eat that shit up

>>383318421
It has one game and the console is designed around a mostly useless gimmick. Costs 50% more than it should.

>>383322891
>invalidates the argument by poking fun at it
yes because by me saying
>"inb4 but then it would be a 'home console' in docked mode and it's weak af get outta here"
without leaving any other sentence to "invalidate" that claim automatically means the argument is "invalidated" while also poking fun at it
(welp, I guess I can't make jokes around here anymore oh well)

>>383321790
>3 hours battery life as a handheld
Where the fuck are you going for three hours that doesn't have an outlet to recharge?

>>383323832
Power outages?

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>>383325815
>Living in a third world country

>>383325815
If you have a power outage lasting that long, your switch battery dying is the least of your worries

>>383326005
Why should the thing have to be fully charged at all times? Batteries drain when not in use and 3 hours is already pathetic before picking it up after a few weeks and it's only at 50%

You shouldn't have to charge it every time you plan on taking it out somewhere as well as every time you stop near a power outlet.

>>383326556
How do you live in a world of contrary hypotheticals that you don't even believe in?

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>>383323243
Don't worry most of them haven't even beat the game

Literally nothing. Great console

>>383326853
What? The Switch's gimmick is that it is portable but it is terrible at being a portable console.
Then when criticized for this, nintendo fanboys act like playing for 3 hours is beneath them when nintendo literally did this because their main fanbase is the kind of autist that would be playing pokemon on a bus, train, during their lunch break, when they take a shit and any other chance they get during the day.

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>>383320246
>own a ps4, switch, Wii U, xbone and good gaming pc
>Switch and Wii U still better than all of the rest.
except for maybe the pc

>>383327704
>it's only okay when it's in Shitendo's favour
What a cancerous, rancid fanbase.

>>383326556
It's a waste of energy to be charging shit 24/7 but these /v/tards prob leave their pc on all day so they don't care.

>>383323535
Wow anon, thanks for being the one person trying to save video games.
You are our shining light.

>>383321341
>>383322273

whoa fellas didn't mean to trigger you ;) you already accepted you overpaid for inferior tech so everything is A-ok

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I think you all need a harsh reminder that outside of magical /v/ land:
>most people play on console
>most people don't even consider pc an option outside of pc owners themselves
>normal people don't give a fuck about frames per second
>most pc exclusives are trash despite what they may tell you
>most pc owners irrefutably spend most of there time playing cancer like dota2, league and that shitty card game
>building one just got alot more expensive
>statistically most pc owners play on toasters
>Normal functioning adults don't buy nintendo consoles
>the switch ironical has "no games" (outside maybe zelda)
>despite popular belief, owning a nintendo console does not mean you also own a high end pc to fall back on in arguments
>the xbone was always outclassed by the ps4 since day 1
>60 million people can't be wrong

>>383322452
SJW bullshit won't work, sony faggot. You're cornered.

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>>383319479
holy shit

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>>383319479
HAHAHAHAH

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>>383320754
>Sonybros can't handle the fact that no one talks about their game anymore
I love this salt.

>>383320060
>undersupplied
Because they have to fucking compete with Apple for parts. What the fuck do you expect?

>>383327665
Tell me what you have done that still meets the same criteria and price point.

>>383328262
>>most people play on console
most people play on phone now
>>most people don't even consider pc an option outside of pc owners themselves
nearly everyone owns a pc, outside of utter poorfags
>>normal people don't give a fuck about frames per second
>caring about normies oppinions
>>most pc exclusives are trash despite what they may tell you
butthurt peasnats
>>most pc owners irrefutably spend most of there time playing cancer like dota2, league and that shitty card game
sadly true
>>building one just got alot more expensive
according to you
>>statistically most pc owners play on toasters
and the ps2 is still the most popular console in the world
>>Normal functioning adults don't buy nintendo consoles
ok
>>the switch ironical has "no games" (outside maybe zelda)
ok
>>despite popular belief, owning a nintendo console does not mean you also own a high end pc to fall back on in arguments
ok
>>the xbone was always outclassed by the ps4 since day 1
maybe
>>60 million people can't be wrong
pfff, look at the usa elections

>>383328843
>using the same components as the literal garbage with a pretty fruit logo so faggots buy it
proof that nintenbros are more than willing to purchase absolute garbage as long as it has their logo

>>383320754
Horizon Zero Dawn as of now, has 3.4 million copies. BOTW sold 3.84 copies as of March 31, 2017. Stop being such a sony cuck, senpai.

>>383329138
>pfff, look at the usa elections
back to redddit

>>383328262
>60 million people can't be wrong
Just becasue something is popular does not make it not garbage
See: fidget spinners or any meme past 2007

>>383328843
It's to be expected with Nintendo.

>>383329616
why dont you fuck off to tumblr already?

>>383329138
>nearly everyone owns a pc, outside of utter poorfags

That's not even true any more, most people use their phones/Smart TV for everything. I can't remember the last time I went into somebodies home and saw a PC set-up there. They may have a laptop or something but it's usually old as shit and bought before they got their smartphone.

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>>383318421

Falseflagging, like you right now

Your going to do it again after Switch dominates the fall

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>>383319771
Has a post ever been more indicative of the author being a luddite niglet?

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>>383321353

That's clearly because you hate the new style

Which is ok

But don't act like others liking it is a problem

>>383321387
People will never stop being butthurt that Switch is doing well, even more so when Odyssey comes out during the fall when people can actually get a Switch

>>383319023

With your logic, the Switch is the best console ever because it's not literally just an underpowered PC

>>383319074

:^)

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>>383319479
dam son

>>383319427

N64 launched with SM64, what's your point?

The fact is, It's a game people actually want and have been waiting for

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>>383331781
The difference is you could only play sm64 with the 64. You can play botw on the Wii U with the same graphics and gameplay.
>failed comparison

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>>383331201

>luddite niglet

your power level is too great! you'll destroy the whole board!

>>383332067
The WiiU's version has worse graphics I believe. 720p instead of 900p.

The only thing that hurts me is that in the beginning of 2018, the online service will be paid.
Other than that, it's perfect.

>>383332067
The Wii U is discontinued and owned by only a tiny percentage of the market. Nobody's buying Wii U for Breath of the Wild. They're buying Switch, and they're selling out each shipment. The Wii U version existing isn't doing anything to harm Breath of the Wild as a selling point for the Switch.

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>>383334505
>The Wii U version existing isn't doing anything to harm Breath of the Wild as a selling point for the Switch.

You're telling me that people who own a WiiU bought a Switch?

>>383334716
I didn't buy a switch (Wii u 2.0) because I already own a Wii U.

>>383318421
outdated hardware
no backup from 3rd party companies
no games
wii U remasters

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>>383334954
There's only room for ONE Wii U 2.0 around these parts

>>383335893
>outdated hardware
Like all consoles
>no games
Just like the PS4 at about the same time in its life

>>383319479
which game was it?

>>383318421
>literally two gens behind all other consoles
>no exclusive games released on launch
>99% of 2017 are ports of 5 year old games (Skyrim, Rayman Legends, etc)
>lost its heaviest hitter, Monster Hunter, to Sony
>not even outselling the PS4 (a 4 year old console) in Japan, where everything is about portables
>no real exclusives until Mario Odyssey comes out, then nothing until late 2018

I'm honestly surprised is selling decently enough, but most 3rd party devs already confirmed to no going to bother with it because of it's weak hardware and poor battery life. I give it 3 years before it completely bombs.

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>>383318421
It has no games that interests me and I'm not falling for another wii u meme like in 2012. I Stop caring for nintendo in general after 2013 because I realized they will never change and I'm getting too old for them.

>>383334954
That's why I didn't get a Switch either. I'll wait until it established its own library.

>>383319616
What are you talking about? /v/ agrees that the PS4 is a huge success. Its the Switch that is a failing turd of a console.

>>383336186
>Like all consoles
yeah but it should be at least as powerful as a ps4/xbox one or more. Not less
Ps4 has great games not on launch tho'

>>383321353
I beat it two dungeons in and forced myself to do the other two.

Most unsatisfying Zelda ever.

>>383334716
1.08 million people bought the Wii U version of Breath of the Wild in March, out of 13.56 million Wii U owners. 2.76 people bought the Switch version, nearly all Switch owners. Some number of those 2.76 million were definitely Wii U owners moving on to the next console. With the Switch continuing to sell alongside Breath of the Wild and the Wii U out of the picture, there hasn't been any sign of Breath of the Wild existing on Wii U to be deterring people from buying the Switch.

>>383336649
>This is what Sonyroaches actually think
Man I remember everyone on /v/ ripping on the PS4 forever due to its lack of games and terrible hardware and said it would be a flop.
I guess we know how this will turn out?

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>>383336649
We can all agree that Xbox is failing the hardest.

>>383318835
>Changing your file name
Pathetic
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/ggXBaqwov5dhZwboT8o6ZQ/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/

>>383321353
Who hasn't beat LttP more than once?

>>383340014
>blunders in gaming
>successes in gaming
I think its a different guy pal.

>>383340014
I'm not the same as our Canadian buddy

>>383340229
>>383340294
It's all the same falseflagging faggotry.

>>383340603
I understand that the other guy is falseflagging, but how am I guilty of it?

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>>383336592
What's the game in the far right at the end?

>>383340804
Looks like a figure box and not a game.

>>383318421
They haven't made enough consoles. They should be pushing harder for NAND to keep up with the demand.

>What went wrong
I'm not sure if mods are deleting these threads. That's what went wrong.

>>383318421
You made this thread again.

>>383328262
/thread

Any one else trying to disprove this other wise is a fuckinf retard.

>>383341981
>fuckinf retard

>>383330157
For people who love consoles so much It's amazing how out of touch you people are with the modern world

>>383341981
Disprove what exactly? He didn't make a single coherent point.

How long till this thread gets deleted? Sick of these "what went wrong" shitpost threads

>>383318421
Battery life.

Not much else.

>>383318421
releasing without enough games.

>>383319479
put me in the cap

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>>383319479
nintendo stock just went up 12 percent

When's the fucking VC coming? I finally bought one about a week ago but already played BOTW on Wii U. Bought it again for Switch and plan on spending time playing more casually until the final DLC comes out. Until then I'm hoping Nintendo finally gets off their asses and gives us some VC info. Would be amazing to have all those games on a system like Switch. Portable and TV play for a major portion of the Nintendo library? Sign me the fuck up. Until then I'm a little disappointed.

>>383344202
Methinks it's gonna come with the paid online since that was the whole point of it, to be packaged with it.

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>>383328262
>Most people play mobileshit
>This is a reductive statement. PC owners have considered PC an option which is why they play on PC in the first place.
>People do give a fuck about framerate enough to perceive it, they just don't understand how it works. A lot of people bitched about The Hobbit running in 48FPS and I guarantee you the majority of them don't know what frames per second is.
>Spicy hot opinion bro
>The most played games of all time are either PC exclusive or games that started out on PC before coming to console.
>Most console owners irrefutably spend most of *their time playing cancer like COD, Fifa, Madden and early access ports from PC. That's right, literal early access shit ported from PC is more popular than 99% of your console exclusives.
>building one got temporarily more expensive, specifically for people outside the US thanks to memory shortage and memecoin mining. Same reason why the Switch is "more expensive" because of scalpers and shortage. Up until very recently building a gaming PC isn't nearly as expensive as it was 10 years ago.
>Statistically it's irrelevant as most PC games are scalable between toasters and high end machines. It's like saying exclusives on console aren't worth funding because of the abysmal attach rate, because statistically most console owners don't play more than 1 or 2 games a year and they're almost always multiplat.
>Normal functioning adults don't spend time participating in console war shitposting.
>the switch ironically has more games now than the Xbone since day 1
>A lot of Nintendo and PC owners don't see the need to buy a console for multiplats. It's not that complicated.
>The xbone is outclassed by its own predecessor
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

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>>383319479
burn more

No fucking games. Seriously there's no games at all except ones already on Wii U.

>>383345128
ARMS and next week Splatoon 2
By the end of the month Switch will have more new games that weren't already on last gen consoles than the PS4 and Xbone did in their first year of release

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>>383319479

>>383345358
>le bloodborne is the only game meme
If you're going to discount shit games, then we're taking ARMS off the list too

>>383345358
well thats good news for people who enjoy kid shit.

>>383345358
I have zero interest in either of those. The both look like one of those crappy minigames you lose interest in after a few hours

And no one is willing to say with an honest look on their face that either is worth 60 dollars

>>383345128
Can this joke die yet? It wasn't even funny when it was for ps3s

>>383345632
Bloodborne came out nearly 1 year and a half after the PS4 launched
Before then the PS4 had no new exclusives worth playing. Oh wait I forgot about Knack. My bad
>>383345647
>le mature games for mature games for my self
Nice meme
>>383345750
>I have zero interest in either of those
Why should anyone else care. Your opinions are worthless shit m8

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>>383319479

>>383345851
It was extremely funny actually.
The only other console that came close to the drought in games that the PS3 suffered from was the last year of the Wii U after Xenoblade came out.

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>>383319479

>>383345894
>Why should anyone else care
Well you don't have to but the amount of sales figures will just prove no one else is interested either

>>383346017
Okay I'll admit that was funny.

>>383346103
If I cared about sales figures more than actual gameplay I'd be jerking off on Neogaf like the rest of you twats. Splatoon sold well enough to warrant a sequel and the supply for Switch can't keep up with the demand

>>383318421
nothing

>>383346386
Alright well enjoy playing with five other people I guess. Should justify that expensive paperweight

>>383346590
Enjoy shitposting on 4chan about a console you've never played and jerking off to sales figures I guess.

>>383346726
If you were above it, you wouldn't be in this thread
Of all the threads on /v/ right now you chose this one because you're bored of your paperweight and thought you better come defend Nintendo, because that's so important

>>383347061
>you're just as retarded as me because you're posting here!

whatever you say my sad pathetic friend. At least I don't spend my time shitposting about games Ive never played and pretending nobody else does either.

>>383347215
I'm not even the poster you were originally replying to
I'm just replying to you because you're acting like you're above it all

If you're on /v/ you're as low as the rest of us. Prove me wrong by leaving

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>>383320303

>getting actually niggered
>current year

>>383347406
>I'm a totally different anon!
>If you're on /v/ you're as low as the rest of us. Prove me wrong by leaving
Nah, prove yourself right first.

Sorry but nobody cares what stupid people think. I cast pearls to swine with every post I make here. I am your intellectual superior.

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>>383319771

>>383319479
sonybros on suicide watch

They made a toy instead of serious hardware like the PS4/XBone.

>>383319479
Tpbp.

>>383319479
Sonnyggers annihilated

>>383319479
What's up guys I saw the smoke from the topic list.

Is everyone ok???

>>383347854
All consoles are toys.

>>383319479
OH NO HE DID ANT

>>383319479

Put me

In the

Screen cap

Leddit.

>>383319479
#savage

>>383319479

But seriously bros how do we stop nintendo from taking over?

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>>383319479
put me in the screen cap because this is going to end up on fj eventually those guys love this shit for whatever reason

>>383319479
Toasting in epic bread

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>>383321790
>>383322112
>>383322562
>>383322298
Does a power bank work on Switch?

>>383349825
Yes but the Switch uses USB-C and the power bank has to have compatible voltage. The Switch doesn't use quickcharge which means most powerbanks won't be able to keep it charged while playing.

>>383349825
if the output is great enough on the power bank yes
an anker 10000 works fine but you should go bigger if you want multiple charges for it

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>>383319479
Open wide, anon-kun

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>>383319479
enjoy your nintendogaf circlejerk responses.

>>383350192
mad
as
fuck

>>383350012
>>383349912
Thanks. I was eager to get a Switch as soon as I get a job, but my church friend and I had a fight last night about Switch being a terrible console because its power can only last for 3 hours and how expensive it is as compared to PS4 while all I can mutter is
>MUH ZELDA AND MARIO

I'm still thinking whether I should wait for a "Better" Edition, Like a PS4Pro or XBoneX

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>>383319479
>60 million

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>>383318421

>innovative design

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>>383351213

>innovative design

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>>383351213
>>383351396

>unnovartive duseyn

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>>383351525
>innovative design

>>383321110
>Ironically annoy me

You're a pretentious faggot

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>>383319479
OH SHIT HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER

>>383319479
Oy vey remember the 60 million!

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>mfw my greatest contribution to this site was keeping this thread alive

>>383318504
fpbp

>>383355819
>criticizing the infallible nintendo is shitposting
kys.

>>383356202
>what went wrong baitposting
>critique

>>383321019
This. I actually enjoyed both

You lnow what went right?

Their ad campaign, all of a sudden normies everywhere are posting about their switch. A 300 dollar social media post, that you only need to develop a couple games for. It advertises itself amongst idiots.

Should I stop being friends with the people I know that have been bamboozled and bought one? I'm really trying but I've noticed a trend of only faggots buying them.

>>383329428
That sales margin for horizon is older then you think,

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>>383356854
Where?

It looks set to be the best console since the PS2.

>good Mario Kart already out
>ARMS looks decent, I just want a little price drop
>real Fire Emblem coming
>probably a Pikmin game eventually
>mainline Mario before the year is out (although I'm not 100% sold on that)
>Splatoon 2 in a matter of weeks
>mainline Yoshi (I've actually never played one before
>mainline Kirby (as above)
>Pokken sounds a cool concept built on nostalgia
>mainline Pokemon game (I haven't played one since the GBC)

Have I forgot anything? I know people liked Zelda but I hated it so I left it off.

>>383357402
I guess they're a vocal minority

But why has the world gone crazy what sells this console in the first place?

>>383357420
Everybody already played mario kart and splatoon

>>383357694
I didn't, and Splatoon is a sequel you idiot.

>>383357420
>PS4 looks to be the best console since the PS2
FTFY

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>>383319479

>>383358072
Nah the PS4 has sucked. It has been almost identical to the PS3. I've got all of 3 exclusives and half a dozen multiplats on it that I could easily have just got on my 5 year old PC.

After 2 garbage gens in a row I can't see myself buying a Sony console again for the first time ever.

>>383357402

oof. painful.

>>383357871
You're a fucking idiot of you think THATs a sequel

>>383358310
If you think the ps3 sucked you can fuck off anyway

>>383358439
What are you even talking about? How is it not a sequel? Even if it was a remaster I wouldn't care because I didn't play the first, but it isn't.

>>383357582

something something nintendo

>>383358514
PS3 was probably the worst system I've owned. A lot of games barely functioned, almost all of them were hideous. The only games I liked on it in the end were multiplats.

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Sonybros are just mad because the Switch has got more playable exclusives in 4 months than the PS4 has in 4 years.

but hold up, Knack 2 is coming out so Nintendo is kill

they still havent learned, weak hardware and no 3rd parties.

>>383361374

Well, it's to be expected. They're a toy manufacturer.

>>383357402
Why does everyone keep posting the May chart? Are the June and July charts not following the same trend?

>>383361374
Even if the console was exactly the same as a PS4, no one will buy third party games.
A nintendo fan walks into a store and sees Zelda and lets say Assassin's Creed, which one do you think they will pick every time?
When third party games are the best games on offer for other platforms, they sell.

>>383319479
bp

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>>383362161
>>A nintendo fan walks into a store and sees Zelda and lets say Assassin's Creed, which one do you think they will pick every time?
Hmm, I wonder why...

>>383362428
Exactly. If third parties want their games to sell on Nintendo platforms, they have to put in effort. Nintendo first party games overshadow third party trash nearly every time, even the shitty first party games.

>>383362428

No point blaming third party devs for not wanting to write whole new versions of their games for the latest nintendo toy using swizzlestick gimmick technology.

I'd sooner write shakespeare on paper with a pen than the back of a squealing pig with a dagger.

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>>383319479
D..DELET

>>383362613
>No point in blaming third party devs
Why? Because you said so with your shitty double standards? Fuck off.

>>383362797

>double standards

........Where?

>>383362161
Nintendo fans buy third-party games, they just don't care much about western AAA games. They buy Japanese third-parties like Capcom and Atlus, and indie games like Shovel Knight and Shantae have been successful on Nintendo.

When is June NPD? It's hilarious seeing PS4 outsell a brand new console.

>>383362880
>Shitting on EA, Ubisoft, Activision, etc. is common for /v/
>But it's okay for devs to shit out terrible ports that they have no interest in supporting the moment it releases
I'm an idort, but there's a reason why I would never buy a third party game for a Nintendo console, and a lot of people feel the same, because of how bad of a stigma there is against them.

>>383363160

You work with what you can get. And Nintendo is legendarily unpleasant and uncooperative with third party developers.

>>383319479
>Switch has no games
>PS4 has no games
>Xbone has no games
>PC has no games
best gaming generation.

>>383363218
I'm not fighting you on that, because they did royally fuck themselves in the ass with a ton of companies back in the NES/SNES days, but third parties like EA and ubisoft trying to force Origin and uPlay on the Wii U is another thing entirely.

>>383363416

>trying to force Origin and uPlay on the Wii U is another thing entirely.

I don't see why that's a terribly thing. Gives wiiu players a lot more games, doesn't it?

>>383363494
Considering how big of a deal PC users make of it, why would anyone else want it?

>>383322112
>hurr durr just don't play games and it will live longer
Jesus Christ Nintenfags are reaching levels of delusion and retardation that shouldn't be possible.

>>383318835
Xenoblade 2 looks like shit.

>>383357420
SMO was reportedly pretty much done at this point, they'll make some graphical improvements for launch but that's probably it. They've been working on it since right after completing 3D World so I can believe it.

>>383363604

Because PC is open by nature, and they have access to the games without those gateway programs. The WiiU isn't, so would have more games without sacrificing openness

>>383319074
10/10 would call again.

>>383363779
Even still, that doesn't excuse the laziness of the ports, and the fact that they aren't even supported after release with zero DLC. Not to mention all of the cut features.

>>383363946

I'm sure they would have been supported afterward with patches if the wiiu had origin or uplay. The PC works the same way. I can play those games without the programs, but they won't update until I access them through there.

>>383364020
I personally don't see the reasoning of supporting western third party devs on Nintendo platforms at that point then. I think if they really want to garner support from Nintendo fans, that they need to prove to them that they aren't just shitting a port out. I mean, FIFA 17 for the Switch doesn't even have the highly advertised story mode, so who knows how well it'll sell. It's just corporate greediness at its finest in my opinion.

>>383358439
>new weapons
>new maps
>improved returning maps
>more maps at launch
>more game modes
>all new specials
>new plot
>new characters
>new soundtrack
>new mechanics
>balance tweaks up the ass
>(slightly) improved graphics

I dunno what you wanted.

>>383318421
Not much considering the fucking thing has been sold out since launch and the hardware and software having been the most talked about things in gaming culture all year.

Cry some more.

>>383364157

Well, i'm of the opinion that Nintendo doesn't play nice with them anyway, so..poor ports are all you're gonna get.

If I were a switch owner, i'd just get myself a mid-range laptop too, and get PC versions.

>>383364301
>sold out since launch

interesting wording.

>>383319479
Savage.

>>383364390
Something wrong?

>>383364390
he's not wrong

>>383364510

I dunno. I just find it intriguing that you didn't give comparison at all. Didn't say "selling more than X" or "selling faster than Y".

I mean, we know that Nintendo understocked, and then couldn't make more due to chip issues with their factories..

>>383364618
Why does it need to be compared to anything? Are you that insecure? The constant dick measuring is immature as fuck. The console is a success on it's own terms.

>>383319479
Just because games on Sony platforms aren't bing bing wahoo 1up manchild virgin games, doesn't mean they don't exist.

>>383364752

You had no problem comparing it to everything else when you said "most talked about..". Makes me wonder if you aren't being disingenuous, now.

>>383364772
Sony games don't bing bing wahoo because they play a 6 hour long cutscene before cutting to the ending.

>>383365072
Suck Nintendo's cock more. Haven't you got more korok seeds to find in Zelda?

>>383365072

>6 hour cutscene

While Nintendo games would never do such a thing. They'd take bedtime into account, and remind you to rest your developing eyes every 30 minutes.

>>383365134
>korok seeds
Why? Who the fuck wants to find all of them?

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>>383319479
Is this the ultimate Sony BTFO thread?

>>383364886
Assblasted.

They finally admitted they're just a toy manufacturer.

They literally spray the cartridges with bad-tasting chemicals to that their core fanbase doesn't EAT THEM.

>>383365191
What else are you finding in the empty world of BOTW? lol

>>383365134
>>383365185
SEETHING

>>383319479
Amazing.

>>383365229
>>383365302

Worthwhile replies.

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>>383365072
MAKE IT STOP

>>383365349
>makes a shitpost reply to a shitpost reply
>expects a non shitpost reply
Come on man.

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>>383365463

>/v/ is me and one guy i'm arguing with

jej

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>>383365072
Only Sonygers are dumb enough to watch Sony's movies.

>>383365572
>artificial difficulty
Who wrote this?

>>383365698
A retard.

>>383365698

He's not wrong

>>383365572
>shilling your review
>literally complaining about difficulty
Lol

>>383365698

Someone who isn't being paid by nintendo

>>383365770

>/v/ is me and one guy i'm arguing with who also creates everything he posts

wew

>>383365780
I'm the author and I was paid by Nintendo. Loads and loads of cash just dropped on my lap the second I received the game. It was great desu

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>>383365072
Blowing out Sonytards hard in this thread

>>383365698
Like it means anything these days.
Retards love to call Nintendo games KIDDIE SHIT FUCKING TOO EASY
Then when Nintendo makes a difficult game like Sunshine for example everyone shoots at them for being unfair and making the game too ahrd

>>383365821
Well, its right. I am /v/ and /v/ is me

Fuck u

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>Mother bought my younger brother a Switch
>Be salty because he's much younger than me and I never got anything, I still haven't got around to buying a PS3
>Know about all the issues with the switch
>Still fuck up the joycon by putting a strap the other way
Kek, fuck.

>>383365853
Except BOTW isn't hard at all. You can 1 shot any enemy into a singularity.

>>383365906
>Still fuck up the joycon by putting a strap the other way
How did you fuck that up?
Its marked with the dumb + and - that you are supposed to mach up

>>383365072
>>383319479
Dank.

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>>383366094
Keep being delusional faggot lel

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>>383365072
s-shut up!!

>>383365885

embarrassing.

>>383366157
Stay mad underage eurocuck

>>383365906
>Being mentally retarded
No wonder your mom doesn't buy you anything

>>383366092
I didn't notice the +/- on the strap, I found it a bit unintuitive, I guess. I didn't push it all the way I think, because I was able to remove it with a bit of a push.
Still, I'm kind of surprised how crude this console is. Joycons are also fucking small. I hate the console quite a lot. They should have made Wii 2, focus on motion controls again.

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>>383365072
GOTEEM

>>383366345
yeah, nah fuck you boy. They should have made that idiot proof.

>>383318421
Too many casualized and shallow dumb fun games, which only appeal to manchildren and babbies. As a PCbro, I'm baffled why Nintenbros keep touting babbyshit as the selling points of Switch.

>BOTW
Ubishit physics sandbox. TW3 takes a huge dump all over it.

>MK8D
Play Forza or Dirt Rally, instead of retard-friendly rainbow happy fun fun racing game.

>ARMS
$60 """""fighting""""" game with only 9 characters. Simply retarded and shallow. Play Tekken 7 or Injustice 2.

>Spla2n
Switch is too weak to run Cowadoody and the game is too hard for average Nint0ddlers, so Ninty has to create a dumbed-down cheap knockoff as a result.

>>383319479
>>383365072
HOW WILL SONYFAGS EVER RECOVER?

>>383366413

People really need to read the manuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwauOQ5KHk0