>henchman are having banter while you are eavesdropping them

>henchman wants to go home to see his wife and kid
>there's no other way past him, so he must die

>stealth game
>henchmen talking to each other, but don't look at each other
>knock out one of them
>other henchman turns around to see why you suddenly stopped talking

>>383311314
>henchmen say the same thing over and over again while you fight them

>>383311314
>henchman trips other henchmans wife

>Henchman wants to go for whiskey and cigars later

>>383311668
>>383311678
Well done

>>383311314
>henchmens all have the same 4 faces

>>383311668
>>383311678
>5 seconds apart
damn

>>383311418
name ONE GAME that does this

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Soon as we buy into the cult of the machine we're just like them.

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>>383313253
>patrolling the Mojave almost makes your wish for a nuclear winter

>>383312872
Max Payne

>>383311418
I kill characters like that with a grin; if you're going to try so hard to make me feel bad, I'm going to spite you.

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i heard something! hmm, must have been the wind.

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>>383313670

>>383313253

Nonlethal up to defection and then lethal against MJ12 must be the canon way to play, its too awkward otherwise.

>Hey Jenson we were hoping you would join us, these are all my comrades whose friends you just slaughtered but we'll ignore that and take you in no questions asked

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>>383313447
Well then stop dressing like you're fixing to climb Mount Everest when you're patrolling a place that was hot as shit even before the bombs dropped. Stupid NCR fucks.

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>>383311668
>>383311678
Dishonored had great NPCs, like when you see thugs discussing a plan and suddenly the city watch come down on them

>>383311314
Eric Andre>Sam Hyde

>The conversation the goons have is actually pretty interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2PxxbJydBU

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>henchman couldn't handle the banter

>>383314060
While their clothing looks a bit heavy, if you're walking around in the desert all day you will certainly want some form of complete coverage against sun exposure. That shit will kill you. Also once your sweat soaks the light sleeves it turns into a more effective cooling apparatus. See: construction workers, jihadis.

>>383314313
nah

>>383314313
Apples >< Oranges

>>383314404
wow this mission is litterally the best NPC banter ever in a game
great pic anon

>>383312872
Metal Gear Rising

>>383314050
That's how i always do it.
NSF goons don't seem hostile or bad, i don't know, their dialogue portrays them in a good light.

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>>383311418
>played through Metro: 2033 without knowing you could knock people out (no tutorial popups on ranger difficulty)
>slit the throat of characters like that as they gurgle their last breath

Felt bad

Learned that I could knock people out later
>mfw

AT LEAST WE CAN THROW ICICLES AT THEM!

>>383314404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NrfAG3m1k
based

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>kill a henchman
>"He was my friend, you bastard"

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>>383311314

>henchmen's wife ruins your rug

>>383311418
>but he makes money killing people, hence why he's a bad guy

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>enchman did nothing wrong

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>>383314612
>not being a part of the dragon fruit master race

>>383311418
I love killing enemies when they say that. Filthy heteros need to learn their place

>>383311314
>henchman is talking about your wife here for Christ's sake

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>>383315371
>green apples over red apples
monica

>>383314726
Wooden sword lets you play it non lethal.

>>383312872

Assassin's Creed II. Not sure if fisticuffs actually kill in that game, but I tried not to kill'em.

>henchman is talk about he doesn't have prostate cancer
>Than you throw him out of the window into the sea

>>383311314
COP KILLER

>>383314060
It is 110 degrees in Vegas right now (it could easily get as high as 120), you want some form of sun protection in that weather or you're just flat out going to die of exposure.

Desert = wear protective clothing or have a bad time.

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>>383311314
The original waifu war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU8gMHDkH48

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>henchman is a full on nuggethead

>>383315893
>>383314404
that ongoing banter with the two guards in thief deadly shadows is also well known

>>383315845
You're really doing that? Saying that the sun burns you more when the air is hotter?

>>383314354
Underrated post

>>383315371
What's the 2nd fruit on god tier

>>383316791
dragonfruit

>>383316791
That's the dragon fruit

>>383314313
Nick, he's got an associates degree

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>>383316971
>>383317029
Are the insides bitter?

>>383311418
>playing the punisher
>interogate a random thug
>HAVE MERCY
>knock him out instead of killing him
>i do.go
Still gives me chills

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>Henchman snaps and tells another NPC to SHUT THE FUCK UP and calls him a retard.

>>383317441
Dragon fruit is shit.
Cantaloupe master race

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>>383315371
>no cherrys blueberrys or black berrys but le epic dragon fruit
>pear/ strawberry / tomato in lower tiers
>melon not in subhuman teir
>raspberries in shit tier

Its actually so funny how obvious it is that you're some dumb oriental who cant afford imported fruit or none GMO. Probably never had organic garden grown in your life
>"tomato taste like water I dont get the appeal :^)"

neck yourself

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>>383315067
>generic henchman starts kicking your ass

>henchman spots you with his own two feet

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>Henchman bragging to other henchmen about how he'd beat the fuck out of your character if they were here right now
>Character appears from around the corner
>oh f-f-fuck