/ourguy/

whoms't?

>>383294772
JonTron

>>383294705
You need to be 18+ to post here.

>>383294705
that was very interesting to watch

>>383295026
Most users are under that age

>>383294705
Holy shit, dunkey is done. You don't mess with video games critics. Has nobody learned from gamergate?

>>383295270
I know. This thread proves it.

basically just said

>trust reviewers that you learn the opinions of because then you'll better know how to assess their reviews of games

uhhhh no shit? like I understand what he said about IGN but like, the reason IGN exists is because not everyone is a complete autist about video games and willingly to follow e-celebs for their ideas on gaming

what a dumb fucking video, you really can get a lot of content out of nothing in regards to video games because nobody knows shit all

You know, I'm really getting tired of Demolition D-style editing. I'm all for personality, but not when I can't tell whether somebody is being honest or not.

>>383294705
fuck off with your reddit eceleb holy shit

>>383294705
Let me guess he is shitting on the new Crash Bandicoot and says that it's overrated while Botw is goty of century

I think both games are overrated

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>>383294705
It's Kinda hard to disagree with him here. What he said is pretty much the truth, and that's why to my is hilarious that in this day and age there are still idiots that care about what some 'journalist' says, or what score 'x' game had in this or that page.

>>383295956
>Let me guess he is shitting on the new Crash Bandicoot and says that it's overrated while Botw is goty of century

No, in fact he shit a little on CB, but the video is not about the game.

>>383295720
I'd probably like demolition D style edition more if it was fucking demo doing it rather than everyone else and their grandma

>>383296000
>It's Kinda hard to disagree with him here
You kidding me? His style makes me want to stop watching him because I can't figure out how serious he is.

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>>383294705
this retard thinks spelunky and dark souls are """frustratingly hard""", I don't give a shit about any of his sincere opinions

>talks about reviewers being consistently wrong
>uses that image of god hand getting shit reviews vs that baby game that got good reviews
confirmed /ourguy/

>>383296103
Oh ok

still I dislike him for being such a big Nintendo fanboy

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>>383296000
IGN exists for the mainstream, although dunkey gets a lot of views he's nowhere near the mainstream

and the mainstream doesn't pour hours into watching dumb game reviews meant for children to figure out the opinions of an autist on the internet

>>383296135
Why? Sure, Demo does it well, but even then, it's still not Demo at his best like he was in his Evangelion vs Rebuilds three-parter. Heck, his two best "Should You Watch" videos (Mirai Nikki and Kill la Kill) had minimal crazy editing in them.

>doesn't like anime
>doesn't like turn based rpgs
>doesn't like rpgs in general
OUR GUY

Die.

>>383295026
oldfarts get out

Video game reviews only exist to validate opinions.

quite an epic video if i do say so myself

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>"lol XD we hate dunkey now"
Contrarianism is a plague and you guys deserve a slap on the back of the neck. No (You)'s today.

>>383296201
What the hell his style have to do with his argument. I get you don't like his video, but his argument is spot on.

>>383294705
>I hate game critics
>Now let me enumerate basic points that any game critic knows
>and basically say that I am a game critic, but "the only good one"
>Like and subscribe
What an even-keeled and totally non-self-serving opinion. I can definitely trust a guy like this to keep his integrity.

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>>383294705
>shitting on armond white

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>>383296201
Even if I agree with them at times, I only watch his videos for entertainment value, like all Youtube "game critics".

Everyone else is doing it fucking wrong. At the end of the day, they're ALL getting paid to say shit about some other shit. Arguing over who's better is utterly pointless.

>Doesn't like rpgs
oh..it's okay, it's not like im gonna unsub him for this haha

>>383296402
but he likes overwatch

>>383294705
I stopped listening to dunkey when he said boss baby was bad

Don't show this to /tv/

this video is literally a rehash of everything /our guy/ instig8ive said years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwD2GgWKIrs

>>383296402
Yes he is our guy because he admits that he doesn't like them instead of lying like a spineless fag

>>383296663
>I only watch his videos for entertainment value
>Everyone else is doing it fucking wrong
Fuck you. I'm too squeamish to watch anime, and I'm too cheap to buy video games, so I need reviewers to tell me what to think about certain popular works. It's why I enjoyed Bob Chipman before he went insane and got fired.

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>le miyazaki for mature movie goers like myself

>>383296720
A L E C
B A L D W I N
B O S S
B A B Y

What jrpg is that at around 1:30 in his video?

>>383296607
Why even bother reading posts that contain nothing but
>REE GET OUT REDDIT
It leads nothing to the discussion except bumping the thread and shitting it up. This is one of the trends in /v/ I wish would fucking stop, its just shitposting and bad shitposting at that.

why would anyone listen to any "internet personality" when you can listen to friends

>>383296780
Television/Movie critis are so much worse than gaming critis

>>383296616
Way to miss the whole point of his video.

>>383296862
Literally who? I know who, and I'm glad I don't see those /v/ pandering youtube faggots anymore.

>hates anime
>/ourguy/

lol

>>383296402
But he said he likes Miyazaki

>>383297063
Enlighten me.
Where did I go wrong?

>>383296660

Fuck off Armond, you're a wifes son.

>>383297141
Ghibli movies don't count as anime.

>>383297021
I meant as in White being /theirguy/

>>383297141
yeah but he states a lot of exceptions

like how he hates most anime, most turn based rpgs, and most rpgs but did not hate Persona 5, which is all of those things

>>383294705
He's right but his game reviews are just as bad

>fat ugly white nerd talking like a fat autistic black man

>>383297003
Implying anyone here has '''real'' friends
(Shitposting with people you haven't met IRL on discord or here doesn't count)

>hates turn based combat

wtf i love him now

>>383297369
isn't that almost all people on the internet though

>>383295543
But gamergate is a harassment campaign and has nothing to do with video game criticism. I don't get it.

>>383297563
no it was about ethics in dog show commentating

How does Dunkey manage to be so fucking god-tier every time? He's the only eceleb I can think of whose quality is actually proportional to their fame and success.

subject/player encounters a problem/opposing force and attempts to overcome

there i reviewed every game ever

>>383297326
He's worse.
Because he doesn't get a steady paycheck, he's way more susceptible to getting free shit (games, trips to E3, etc.) than someone at a proper site.
Even if he hasn't cashed out, ignoring that obvious problem in this video shows he has an enormous blindspot.

If it's not fun, why bother?

>>383297224
We'll see they were animated by a Japanese guy and last time I check that sounds a lot like the slang use of the word anime

>>383296616
Literally none of that was said in the video.

The argument was simple: If you want to be trusted as a critic, you better have a discernible personality and consistent views to be trustworthy. You also better have at least beaten the fucking game if you called it good.

IGN and "games journalists" are just a bunch of nobodies spouting uninformed and inconsistent opinions about games they never finished.

>>383294705
>waaaaaahhhhh how dare there reviewers think differently from me :((((((
>they cant like games i dont!
>le paid reviews!
>my opinion is fact, don't question it!
>im right they're wrong!
He already proved he's a massive cuck faggot by saying 3D land is better than world, this video just confirms it.

>>383297563
Gamergate was a lot of things, but mostly it was yet another Chanology: A bunch of people around the internet saying they're gonna dedicate to a cause, and then everybody just does passive-aggressive shit at random and it peters out because nobody knows what the fuck they're doing.

>Every video he has to mention how nintendo is greatest thing to ever happen
fuck this guy

>>383297701
Because he doesn't try to pander to dumbass Youtube commenters, SJWs, reddit and /v/. He does his own thing, if you don't like it that's fine, he's not trying to please 3.6 million people at once.
And he has a girlfriend so he isn't a complete fucking loser like most people here.

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>>383297853
The irony in this post.

>>383297892
where did he mention that

>>383297967
You need to be 18 to post here, anime cuck.

>>383297893
+1.

>>383297701
You. I like you. Take this upvote sir.

>>383294705

Dunkey seems to have a generally positive view on the Crash Bandicoot remake. Expected him to hate it, really.

>>383297701
>>383297893
Kill yourselves shills. Faggot cucks.

>>383297840
There is MORE oversight about that at a review site, not less.
A single guy on YouTube can lie about that shit way easier than IGN, duh.
More importantly, he's just spouting obvious shit everyone knows, with the implication
>I'm the only person doing this right, I'm the only one you can trust.
which is pure auto-felatio.

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>>383296000
Trips of truth
Even worse is that these morons post on /v/ acting like sales of a console or points in a review by some shithead who's bad at videogames guarantee quality

>>383296201
then you may be on the spectrum

>>383297892
>Nintendo makes what is considered timeless masterpieces
>FUCK YOU, WHERE'S MY SONY/MICROSFT/PC DICKSUCKING
Come on man. Maybe play games before 6th gen and understand where he's coming from.

I think everyone knows that game reviewers are a joke except literal children.
Not really something that needs to be said here.

>>383297282
Well how many execptions is it till one is in denial

>>383294705
I know when /v/ says a game is shit it is usually good.

>>383298328
I'm on the spectrum because I hate his presentation?

>>383296000
He didn't say that, nigger cuck.

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>>383296201
>I can't figure out how serious he is.
What the fuck does this even mean?

>>383298303
>More importantly, he's just spouting obvious shit everyone knows, with the implication
>I'm the only person doing this right, I'm the only one you can trust.

I think you're just autistic and assuming the absolute worst. because you didn't watch the video past 20 seconds.

>>383298204
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>383298583
It means I need people to agree with everything I say or else I'll yell and scream at them for being different.

>>383294705
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

Why does everybody hate turn based combat?

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>>383294705
>its a "dunkey regurgitates the consensus of several other youtubers while adding nothing to the conversation several months past relevance" episode
he really should stick to his reddit humor videos

dunkey is a fucking loser

>arguing like scores matter
They don't, and never will, matter more than the content of the review itself. Scores should be abolished.

>>383298721
Sorry this isn't another console war/LOL/anime shitposting thread, people actually want to talk about something else from time to time.

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>>383298038

hes right tho, he literally addresses this type of response "uh moy gawd he said x, ill NEVER listen to anything from this guy ever again"

>>383298590
And I think you trust this guy you've never met way too much.
The basic point remains that if you want accountability, YouTubers offer less, not more. His point is inherently retarded.

What is this preachy shit? If dunkey had any self-decency he would delete this video.

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>>383294705
>talking shit about /ourguy/ and based kinographic critic Armond White
I always knew Dunkey was a cuckold of the highest order.

>>383298898
If you had any self-decency you would delete this comment

>>383296961
Blue Dragon

>>383298819
>Game "reviwer" proves he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about
>"how dare you never trust him again >:("
No, you're right, you should definitely trust your doctor even after he fucks up your surgery.

>>383294705
Coming from the one who made a video about HoTS and say the game look like shit when he was playing at minimum graphics

>>383297853
Looool, the video is about reviewers rushing to pump out reviews before finishing the games, and you clearly wrote this comment without finishing the video proving him right.

Good job you fucking invalid.

>>383294705
Unsubscribed for disrespecting Armond White.

>>383294705

He's 100% right, but ultimately the only people who bother with review are fanboy who want to hear how the game they like is truly the most perfect thing ever so that they can shitpost on /v/ and normie who don't really gives a shit about the quality of what they are consuming

So it's like trying to stop dung beetle from rolling shit

>>383299096
kys DC shill

>>383299289
>>383299096
>>383296660
What did he say about based black movie man? Not going to watch this reddit tier eceleb trash.

>>383298328
not being able to discern sarcasm/genuineness by using context + a person's voice is a symptom of high functioning autism

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>>383299175

>ultra loaded premise
>retarded analogy

>>383299534
meant for
>>383298564

>>383298564
Yes, retard. Never post on my board or my threads ever again

>>383299592
Not an argument.

>>383299278
Yet another point that applies more to YouTubers than to gaming sites.
Proper reviewers get games early, most ecelebs don't.
It's YouTube where you find the most people rushing onto the latest fad; established sites don't have to resort to that as much.

>>383298721
>reeee x is cancer
>quarantine when?!?!?!

Only because you hate something doesn't mean it deserves it's own board.

>>383299130
Please don't reply to my posts ever again.

>>383298297
Ah yes, a youtuber with 3.6 million subscribers definitely needs shills on /v/.

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Regardless if you like his content or not, I feel like Dunkey's serious videos are pretty much always spot on.

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>>383294705
The bridge stages are perfectly fine in the Originals.

>>383294705
Reddit incarnate

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>>383296315
That's really ironic. Did you learn nothing from the video?

I enjoy dunkey's videos.

Video is just Dunkey shilling Nintendo like always, dont waste your time

>>383296616
Fuck me, do you have the comprehension of a middle schooler or something?

>thinking you can review games on a large scale without having made a game or seriously tried your hand at game development

can't take any of these fags seriously. They don't know what it is like to spend hours coding, trial and error, to get the player not to fall through the fucking floor, yet they all feel like they hold loads and knowledge while yelling vague stupid shit like "HURR THE GAME FEEL JUST ISN'T TIGHT"

Anyone else thinks PDP is getting better?

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>>383294705
>turn-based combat is fucking boring, tedious and draining. It's the opposite of fun

>>383300275
*hold loads of experience*

not hold loads

>>383297176
At birth

>>383299918
No, it's a very flawed premise, because his ilk are more susceptible to the errors he's pointing out, not less.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much, honestly.
The obvious point of the video is to boost the impression of integrity among his fans. Now why would he do that if he's actually honest?

>>383300275
>to say if a meal is good or not you should be a cook
kys nigger

in b4 le food analogy maymay kys

>>383298550
A lot more than one

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>>383298303
You're missing the point. "Oversight" doesn't mean shit when it comes to giving an opinion, particularly one that is easily influenced by the priorities of their co-workers and company. All being a part of a well-recognized company does is lend a false sense of legitimacy on the surface level to fool the uninformed, which crumbles the moment someone wises up and sees the person has no credibility to back their opinion.

What does matter is that the audience has a basic understanding of the individual reviewer's personal preferences and skill in the area he's giving an opinion on. That clues them in on any potential bias in the review or if they flat-out suck at particular genres.

The implication was simply "Trust is earned over time and not to be left to assumption." Smaller reviewers can achieve that easily, not only because most have total independence, but because it's much easier for a single person to build rapport than for a company to try and force it with a revolving door of constantly new faces.

>>383300420
who's PDP

pewdiepie? Surely you don't mean the guy that gets 3 million views for uploading a compilation of already viral clips of oblivion being glitchy and weird and intercutting with saying WHAT THE HECK

surely you dont mean that guy

>>383298732
Dunkey's serious vids shows how much of an autist he really is

>>383300275
Sure, just so long as I never see you complain about a higher-end meal at a restaurant, a movie, a car, or even a common household appliance ever again since you've never made any of those things and don't know what it's like to spend hours on them.

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>>383294705
>irrelevant game critic attacks larger channels out of jealously when he's guilty of the exact same shit
Reminds me of this other nigger, but with cartoons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAOmXzjrSr8

Honestly, who give a shit, though?

>>383297326
No they aren't. Just the mere fact that he rates things on a normal scale instead of the horrible mainstream one puts him head and shoulders above them. Instead of

>10: Great
>9: Good
>8: OK
>7: Bad
>0-6: Nonexistant

he actually uses a normal system like he showed in the video. Like he said, the important part of being a reviewer is consistency so the viewer can get to know your personal tastes. Dunkey does that really well.

>>383300275
The skill to make a thing and the skill to analyze a thing are not the same thing in any respect whatsoever.

>>383297701
Yeah, ikr. His serious videos are always pretty accurate IMO.

>>383300497
False equivalence, analogies of food and music do not apply here because those are INCREDIBLY subjective art forms and very few things about them need to be objective to get people to like them. The only requirements for food seem to be being edible and music has almost zero fucking objective requirments. People will eat fucking cockroaches and listen to white noise, you cant touch how subjective those things are so it's pretty okay for any schmuck to review them.

However an art form like making video games, there are objective things that have to work, controls need to be responsive to certain degrees, there should be elements of design present to make the experience smooth, blend states between animations should be good so as not to create a choppy experience, and if someone has no fucking experience with the inner workings of any of these things, well you can expect your run of the mill "hurr this game clunky" or "hurr the game feel isn't quite there" comments.

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>>383294705
the theme that starts at 2.30 its from a zelda game right? I cant seem to find it anymore.

Nu-/v/ is defending game critics now? journos are all going crazy shilling everywhere. I guess gamergate and the"lugenpresse" shit really gets their panties in a bunch.

>>383298867
>The basic point remains that if you want accountability, YouTubers offer less, not more. His point is inherently retarded.
>The point is that I proven my point
Hurr durr.

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>>383297892
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>>383294705
>even after I put my stuff up, I'm still in the comments
>comment of his starts off as "listen you fucking dickhead"

>>383298732
Majority of games only employ boring basic turn based combat with little features outside attack/spell/etc. If you are going to do turn based combat then you constantly need to be innovating to keep players engaged.

>>383297893
Not hard to get a GF when you make that sweet youtube money

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this trend of youtubers pointing out the blindingly obvious and acting like they're insightful needs to stop

>>383300598
>It's easier for a single person to build rapport.
Do you think I disagree with this?
I don't care about how easy it is for him to build his brand.
I'm saying the problems he states in the video are more prevalent where he is than where he's pointing.
And in general the video is self-aggrandizing BS.

>>383301042
>However an art form like making video games, there are objective things that have to work, controls need to be responsive to certain degrees
Stopped reading there.

>>383296936
What is an anime series or film that is as good or better than ghibli/miyazako because that's the only ones I've ever bothered to watch

The localized versions as well

>>383301146
>Nu-/v/ is defending game critics now?
No. Attacking Dunkey. He's popular on Reddit so we hate him.

>>383301364
>and acting like they're insightful needs to stop
he's acting like he is pissed

>>383300752
I thinj you're projecting emotions and motivations that simply aren't there.

>>383298303
>A single guy on YouTube can lie about that shit way easier than IGN, duh.
Doesn't seem like it. It happens at IGN all the time, but the popular solo reviewers don't do that. You know why? Because their viewers are watching for THEM. If they start doing stupid shit, then they'll stop watching. In IGN's case, stupid shit won't really make them lose any viewers because they're already mainstream shit in the first place, and those kind of people don't care much about how accurate the reviews are. Also, there's so many people writing for IGN, that anything a single person does kind of gets lost in the void, and gets attributed to the site as a whole.

>he's just spouting obvious shit everyone knows
If it was so obvious, the game sites would be out of buisiness. Just cause you're "more enlightened" than the ignorant masses doesn't make it obvious, dumbass.

>with the implication - I'm the only person doing this right, I'm the only one you can trust.
There was literally no implication of that at all, you fucking autist. It was more, find reviewers you like, the huge sites like IGN suck.

>why is a news agency not as coherent as an individual

>>383300927
When things have objective parts that need to work, I value the opinion of someone who knows what it takes to make/maintain those things and the experience that comes with being to do that, over the opinion of someone who has zero experience with these things

I'd value the opinion of someone who has made 100 cars over the opinion of someone who has driven 100 cars

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>>383294705
Why the fuck does Dunkey sound like a slightly more autistic Mr. Biscuits? https://youtu.be/qn2JdTmvbpo?t=20s
Does every American from Jew York sound like this?

>>383294705
Thay was a really bad video. So IGN is bad because their writers have different opinions? Look IGN is shit but that is a dumb ass complain.

>>383301409
what? What part of that do you disagree with?

>>383294705
>hating based armond

I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Armond was bad

>>383299720
The fuck? It literally is an argument. And a very valid one at that. You're the one who didn't make an argument

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>>383298561
A-are we Armond White?

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>>383296864
But Razorfist also say he hates anime, but you all hate him.
>>383297823
It's not anime if I like it.

>>383301552
Yeah that was weird, it felt more like shilling for youtubers. Which if course he is gonna like youtubers more, he is one.

>>383301125
FFV Terra's Theme

>>383301364
>and acting like they're insightful
That's why the video is good though. If you want to pop a vein you're better off watching Mark Brown or someshit like that.

>>383298732
It's like Dunkey said, some people just don't have a lot of patience. It's a matter of taste, which is fine.

>>383295270
underageb&

>>383301569
>I enjoy driving this car but not the other one
>YOU NEVER BUILT ONE SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ENJOY

>>383301819
Yes, but less coherent.

>>383301819
we are all Armond White

he IS us

>>383299443
basically said he disagreed with his outlook but understood the position of the critic and how people can and should find individual critics with which they agree and follow them instead of mass review sites like IGN which has 37 reviews that aren't clearly labelled and which have inconsistent opinions.

>>383301862
I like Razorfist

>>383301926
we call those people "brainlets" actually.

turn based is the thinking mans game.

>>383301475
yeah so pissed that he uploaded a video where he mentally jerks himself off to completion about a point that's been made a trillion times since gaming journalism first became a thing

he could have at least had the courtesy to put an new or original point on the matter, but why do that when you can pander with the same meaningless platitudes about inconsistency in reviewing everyone else finished making 10 years ago

>>383294705
Fuck you I'm not watching this because he is black

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>>383301448
That's a bit of a vague question, depending on what you mean by "better," but if you mean better as in better writing or more mature plots, try Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

>>383301684
Because it's patently false?
Even across the same fucking genres controls don't need to be responsive to certain degrees, look at the difference in input lag in games like Street Fighter V, Guilty Gear, and even Blazblue.

>>383301547
How are you claiming to know how exactly how much YouTubers play the games they review?
Don't you think the fear of losing viewers could have undue influence on a person's review, whereas someone with job security might not care about fan response?
You'd rather blindly trust a single person than an organization, but whether that's right or not isn't my business.
All I'm saying is he is nowhere near immune to the shit he's decrying, in fact it's the opposite.

>>383302007
>tfw to intelligent for anything other than turn based

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>>383302006
>>383301862
He has to be fucking bipolar.

>things he dislikes that borrow elements from stuff he likes are ripoffs
>things he likes that borrow elements from stuff he likes are "homages"
If EA, Ubisoft, Sony, or whatever boogeyman he is angry at made Deus Ex HR, he wouldn't have sounded nearly as happy when talking about the parts lifted from Robocop.

>has his tinfoil hat on tight enough to believe Sony orchestrated Michael Jackson's death and has a personal vendetta against the company in general
>bought a PS4
He seriously thinks that buying it used makes this any less retarded.

>hates anime, and anyone with an interest in it
>likes some old OVAs from the "glory days" which are really the same shit as any other anime, but they're old and obscure, so he's convinced that they're good since kids he dislikes haven't seen them.
It's the equivalent of saying The Trashmen is a good band because it's old and obscure. If Iria Zeiram or Record of Lodoss War were released today, you know he'd shit talk them to death He also likes Breath of Fire just because he played it as a kid. Do any of you believe for a second he would give it a chance if it were a new IP that came out today?

>hates Japan and weeaboos
>volunteered in Japan for several years and is learning Japanese
You know he's not learning it because he works for Honda or some shit. Not to mention that despite how much he shittalks "nihongophiles," he still says "SNK is better than Capcom because players from best korea and glorious nippon prefer playing their games on ggpo and are soooo much better than filthy American dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZVYnRxNHxk&feature=youtu.be&t=6m59s

>Duke Nukem Forever is just a silly parody not meant to be taken seriously
>takes MGR at face value
Not even saying MGR was good, but really? You can defend the retardation in the former (not to mention his unironic love of the Ninja Turtles), but not the latter?

>>383300463
> his ilk are more susceptible to the errors he's pointing out, not less
I don't agree with that, but even so, it was a minor part of the video. It wasn't even his main argument.
>The obvious point of the video is to boost the impression of integrity among his fans
The fuck? No it's not. Dunkey doesn't pander to his fans like that. He never has before. If this truly is that, then it would be the first time, so it's unfair to judge it like that so quickly.

>>383302006
Hows special ed?

>>383296660
He did, but he also didn't. He basically said that White's reviews still hold more value than the average review from a video game critic.

Reviews=/=Criticism

Ultimately, time demands we see more of the former.

>>383301569
except games are much more about user experience instead of inherent "quality". games are a form of enterntainment, its not a fucking physical product that serves a specific function besides keeping the player entertained. if the player isn't having fun, they are not going to be saftisfied with the product even if its "well made". just look at call of duty games, they are some of the biggest bang for the buck in terms of content and has some of the highest production value in gaming ever with extremely high polish, yet people always shit on it because they find it boring and casual

ultimate opinions on games are extremely volatile and usually has no objective metrics, and to pretend like people that make games are some how more qualified to judge games is dead wrong

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>cucks who flock to ecelebs and worship them
>cant have opinions of their own
>need to constnatly reference and shill their eceleb opinions
>lazy little cucks cant even say anything themselves
>just little cucked lazy parrots who chirp every 5 seconds repeating what their eceleb said

>>383301448
why do miyazaki and jojo get some sort of free pass from the anti anime crowd when both are just as anime as other animes. What does being anime even mean to normal fags because this hate seems so forced.

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>>383301887
>FFV Terra's Theme

thanks senpai

The best thing about /v/ is seeing a bunch of 17 year olds try to out-edge each other in pretty much every thread

>>383302402
aw

I felt that hug

I needed one, too

>>383302065
All that is true, but that's why you have to find specific reviewers you can trust. There's a lot of shit on youtube, but that doesn't mean there aren't some people who act with integrity. Personally, I trust Dunkey, but only because he hasn't done any of that stuff in the years that I've been following him. The second he does, I'm out. IGN, on the other hand, does that stuff all the time.

>>383297853
Land is better than World.

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>>383294705
What's his point, exactly? Everybody knows critics gives games 7-10 points no matter how bad they are. They're still more useful than fucking youtubers who do the same stupid shit, pumping out reaction videos/reviews/gay comedy for attention as much as possible.

>>383298732
Amerifats are too stupid for that. It involves not just rushing in like a fucking nigger and maybe even a bit of reading.

>>383294705
Well he's exactly right about how to approach game critics. You need to find people who you (mostly) share opinions with and get a good understanding what kind of games they like and don't like. For example one of my favorites in Finnish game journalism was this guy NNirvi, an old dude who likes old games and strategy games.
Now I know that he probably won't like certain types of games at all, that's why I discard his opinion when it comes to those games and I listen to someone who I know would at least give a fair chance to that game.

That's just how I see it at least

>>383301448
I'll give you a few reccs
Mobile Suit Gundam 79
Samurai Champloo
Vampire Hunter D(OG) and Bloodlust
Hellsing Ultimate(fun as fuck edgefest)
Gankutsuou
Code Geass
Death Note(solid thriller)
Hunter X Hunter 2011
Black Lagoon
Trigun
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Baccano
Fate/Zero

Out of all these Black Lagoon,Hellsing Ultimate and Trigun have the actually good dubs

>>383302167
The rest of the video was him listing off the standard grievances against game sites, most or all of which stick to him better than the people he's attacking.
I'm ignoring the movie stuff, I'm not /tv/.

What do you think the point of the video was then, given that you're more familiar with his work?

>>383301569
I literally don't care how it works. As far as I'm concerned the programming is a black box that does magic.

If a game has a flaw, It makes no difference to me whatsoever why it's there, because it has the same actual impact on me no matter what. I don't care if it was too difficult to fix in time, I don't care if another feature required it to be that way, I don't care what the reason is no matter what it is because none of that has any bearing on things that actually matter to me.

ALL that matters is whether or not the experience of playing the game is fun. You don't even need to know what computer programming is at all for that. It provides no meaningful context, information, or utility.

If my car's gas tank is going to explode and kill me I literally don't care what mechanically causes it and I don't need to know. All I need to know is that the car's gas tank is going to explode and kill me.

>>383298436
*MADE

ftfy

>>383302660
>better than the people he's attacking
Yes that is how criticising people works

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>>383301448
This one.

>>383302454
???

>>383297125
i don't know why people always gave them attention

like nyanners, for example

>>383302161
Me liking him doesn't mean that i am some autistic fan looking at holes,hypocrisies and inconsistencies of his every video and blindly defending his mistakes.

>>383302413
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck

Anon, are you okay? I think you need some time off here. It's detrimental to your brain development.

>>383302046
By better writing and more mature plot do you just mean the characters are edgy and they fight a lot with crazy powers

>if a gaming website has many writers you can lose track of who's talking!

what, like a newspaper?

>>383302710
Do you really think people will forget Xenoverse or Splatoon?

>>383295270
including you

>>383302958
>cuck cant handle being called out
>cuck goes and makes 15 more shill threads to parrot an eceleb's verbal diarrhea

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>>383294705
Why is every big youtuber a nintendo or pc dicksucker?

>>383302981
>newpaper
>usually one person writing about one topic
>gaming website
>multiple people writing/talking about the same game
how retarded are you?

>>383302419
Jojo is a meme

Miyazaki is high quality and doesn't devolve to shonen action fights or loli magic highschool pantyshot pandering

>>383303117
it's the correct opinion

>>383302996
everyone that isn't a nintendo drone.
splatoon wouldn't even be talked about if it were on non nintendo platforms. it'd just be another shooter.

>>383303117
Because PC and Nintendo have all the relevant games?

>>383303074
Anon, why don't you get off here and play some video games. I'm gonna play some Witcher 3 now. I hope you find a game you can enjoy.

>>383303118
never read a film magazine mate?

>>383302838
That looks fucking retarded. No thanks

>>383302006

Why, though? Honestly curious here.

>>383296607
This board is full of faggot shit anyway.

>>383302419
Couple of things to note about Miyazaki films.

1. Miyazaki stuff was pushed by Disney.
2. They got fairly good English dubs and theatrical releases, unlike the standard fair of 4kids dubs and staying up until very late at night to watch FLCL or whatever.
3. Theater animation in general is more respected than tv animation, especially in the west. (Compare how Americans view straight to video films to how the Japanese do)

As for Jojo, there are memes associated with it. No really, that's actually a large part of it. Most people don't even actually watch it that joke about those things.
>>383302972
No, that's not the case at all. The characters have actual motivations for their actions, they're trying to end a war, and there are no powers, these are all regular human beings. Even the "genius" characters are not invulnerable. They still have to command an army of regular people, which they are pretty much powerless without.

>>383303117
because xbox and ps4 games tend to be shit made for normalfags

>>383303294
>moving the goalposts
*raises paw*
ummm, what are you talking about now?

>>383303325
Solid,eloquent rants and nice Music Mythos Videos

>>383294705
>the people in the thread going "muh armond"
He is with out a doubt the dullest critic in the history of movie critics. Seriously, each episode following the boy reviewer and his pals from Rotten Tomatoes as they watch assorted movies has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the reviews’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of insight, all to make films unmagical, to make cinema seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Armond vetoed the idea of Ebert writing the reviews; he made sure the critiquing would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his conservatism. The Armond White movie reviews might be anti-Muslim (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Cole Smithey in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the recommendations are good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the reviews were terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time Harry Potter came up, the critic wrote instead that the franchise was "dull."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Armond's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving analysis by the same Doug Walker. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Armond White at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch the Nostalgia Critic." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Armond White" you are, in fact, trained to watch the Nostalgia Critic.

>>383294705
Fuck off milienial.

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>>383303271
>YOU SHOULD LEAVE IF YOU DONT LIKE ME SHILL ECELEBS CONSTANTLY

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>>383303074
t. shitposter

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>>383302546
>HURR DURR ITS THE AMERICANS
living in your head rent free yurocuck

>>383296607
Since when the fuck "WE" like youtubers faggot?

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>>383303149
>loli magic highschool pantyshot pandering
LMAO. Miyazaki's works generally aren't even that good and at worst, are just straight up boring. Mononoke and Nausicaä are pretty good, but generally, it's shit like Tototoro, which really isn't better than most other small children's anime.

One good thing I can say about him is that he doesn't stand for censorship, but that should be standard among all of these creators.

>>383303442

I see.

>>383303417
most publications are multiple people writing multiple articles. you shouldn't expect a general consensus unless the publication exists to push it's own agenda.

the point i'm getting at is that people read film and television and music magazines and get all manner of opinion. dunkey's brain is so small he can't handle the idea that multiple writers might have different opinions and that it difficult to comprehend for a small mind so he would rather every IGN review was written by 'IGN'

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>>383294705
>all these asspained Armondfags
I love it. Man of Steel was complete trash.

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>>383301448
Himouto! Umaru-chan is the only anime worth watching.

Personally, I agree with most of what he said, but I prefer to ask people I know in real life if they enjoyed a game, or maybe even borrow it to try it out.

From my understanding, this relates to Unkle Dunkle's points because you should be able to trust reviewers opinions like you would your friends and acquaintances, but that's simply not the case. Even your casual shitter friends can provide some insight, because if they like a game you'd think they wouldn't, it's clearly very accessible. But if your friends/reviewers don't even play the game and just tell you it's good, you can't use their opinion.

Did I get it right?

>>383303729
People hate what they don't understand.

>>383301971
>he watches reviews to see what some random individual likes and doesn't watch a reviewer who knows objective things about quality, saftey, durability etc

>>383302419
jojo is basically the modern dbz it seems, nothing about it is good besides the over the top action and outlandish character/power designs. its an anime that is very un-anime as well and ghibli films are practically just disney movies by the japanese

>>383301448
you do realize miyazaki films recycle and rehash its narrative themes over and over to a point where his story telling pretty much peaked at naussica and everything afterwards is just rehashing the same shit?

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>In Get Out, just as Obama did, Peele exploits racial discomfort, irresponsibly playing racial grief and racist relief off against each other, subjecting imagination and identification to political sway. Get Out’s routines — Chris identifying with a wounded deer, Chris being introduced to clueless, suspicious, patronizing, dishonest, and rapacious whites — paint a limited, doomed picture of race relations. Like a double-dealing demagogue’s speech, there’s just enough pity to satisfy black grievance and just enough platitudes (Rose back-talking a white cop) to make whites feel superior.

>Chris’s detachment from real-world social status brings to mind the cluelessness of the Hope & Change generation, in dire need of a reality check; instead, Millennials rely on the Obama era’s civil-rights bromides and social-justice aphorisms

>Get Out does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s Hi, Mom!, Ossie Davis’s Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious), Robert Downey Sr.’s Putney Swope, Melvin Van Peebles’s Sweet Sweetback, Hal Ashby’s The Landlord, Rusty Cundieff’s Fear of a Black Hat, Skin Game or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.

>>383302660
>listing off the standard grievances
First off, just because they're standard grievances to some people, doesn't mean its obvious to everyone. That video surely informed tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people on the subject, so I don't think it's fair to just say that it's a useless video.

>most or all of which stick to him better
I don't agree with this either. If a solo reviwer starts doing something stupid, his fans will stop watching him, and he'll lose credibility. In a huge site's case, anything negative gets attributed to the site as a whole, so there's not really any personal accountability. I doubt 95% of people who regularly read IGN reviewers even check who's writing it. Also, huge sites like IGN attract a more casual audience, who just don't care about the sort of thing Dunkey was talking about.

>What do you think the point of the video was
I think his main point is that people need to realize that reading reviews only really matters if you know the reviewer's personal tastes. Like he said, reviews from big sites are wildly inconsistent, since there's dozens of reviewers that could possibly be writing it. Somebody giving a platformer a low score is meaningless unless you know what they generally think about platformers. If they suck, like that guy at gamespot, then their review doesn't matter as much. If they don't like the genre in general, their review doesn't matter as much. There's no real way to know that with the big sites. I feel like that was his main point.

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>>383303797
lmao

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Miyazaki is a talentless old hack that was never as good as Osamu Tezuka or Go Nagai, is butthurt that there's no equivalent of Pluto or Devilman G for his works, but still thinks he's an expert, despite most of his works having what his fanboys would call "loli moeshit" now anyway. Him and his blind fanboys (that likely haven't seen much of his films to begin with) will say that they don't like other anime because it's all weird and stupid, yet they seem to ignore anything good that occurred in the last decade because "LOL, THAT DOESN'T COUNT TOWARDS MY NARRATIVE" People still fondly remember other mangaka of his time and there are homages made to their work like Pluto, the forementioned a re-imagining of Astro Boy (which even has a very subtle cameo of Black Jack that isn't beat over your head, so you know Urasawa actually cares about Tezuka's works), but I don't think anyone gave enough of a shit about Kiki's Deliverly Service or Totoro (which we all know his fanboys would shit on if they came out today) to do anything with them. Ushio To Tora and Parasyte are both based on manga from 20+ years ago, but I'm almost certain none of you watched those, as its easier to complain about things than actually try to fix it somehow. Besides, Miyazaki has the money and resources to create change and can easily make something to "save" anime himself if he cares that much. Oh wait, none of you actually want to watch anime and would rather cry about things you don't watch than watch stuff made for you. You're literally just the "wrong generation" kids from YouTube that have listened to less than 20 bands, but with anime. Congratulations on outing yourselves, I guess.
For more information on why you sound like an uneducated child spouting useless rhetoric with no facts or data backing up your claims, please consult this article https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/06/10/the-backfire-effect/

Also, Eva sucks. It's the same "not anime if I like it" shit, but with mecha.

>>383303856
>very un-anime
How so? Because it has white characters? Seems like the same bullshit strategies you see in many other, less popular series.

>>383303729
this is so fucking embarassing

based our guy dunkeyy

>>383303117
Because nintendo is a comfort zone for the lowest common denominator. Every mildly casual gamer knows about nintendo shit.
As for PC, everyone has one.

>>383303768
That's about right. You should trust people you know.

>>383303117
Because Nintendo is fun and PC is at least pretty.

>>383304267
Lemme guess, you're on the spectrum?

Seems like the people complaint about Dunkey just seem to have this inability to separate sarcasm from real shit.

>>383303730
That looks autistic

Go watch cartoons for toddlers if you like that

>>383296660
>>383299443
>>383299289
>>383299096
He said more good things about Armond White than most people would.

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dude you're a few years late on gamergate

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>>383304267

>>383294705
That transition to his point about "focus" got me good.

>>383304267
That article is shit and full of pseudointellectual liberal snark that I just can't fucking stand. Go masturbate to your supreme taste on neogaf.

>>383297563
Nah, gamergate was a bunch of neckbeards mad that game critics are an incestuous joke.

>>383303768
>Even your casual shitter friends can provide some insight, because if they like a game you'd think they wouldn't, it's clearly very accessible.

That's pretty much what Dunkey was saying tho. He said that he usually hates turn based, hates anime, but liked P5, so it should be a sign that it's something special. If a reviewer is consistent, and you know what their tastes are, then It's just as good as asking you friends. Better even, since they have a higher chance of knowing what they're talking about, since it's their job.

>>383302627
Pretty good list, but why Code Geass? I don't think it's on the same level as the others given its high amount of flaws? I was really annoyed by the inconsistencies such as Lelouch still being allowed his wealth despite hiding out in exile.

>>383296000
Retards on /v/ only use scores to false flag, bait or console wars.

>>383304104
>His fans will stop watching
Not if they don't find out about it. That's what I mean by more accountability.
>No personal accountability.
First off, your new is showing (8.8, etc.). Second, he points out specific reviewers by name in the same video, so clearly he does know people care about that sort of thing.
>Main point
Well, my rebuttal is >>383303724.
>My viewers can see into my very soul and know exactly who I am after a couple hours of my produced videos.
>But they can't handle reading a by-lne and doing the same thing on another site.
It's a ridiculous argument, but also it's embarassingly self-serving.

>>383294705
Was funny and I agree with it but at the same time this topic has been discussed to death already. I don't know why he felt the need to make a video about it now. Everyone knows reviewers are full of shit but nothing is ever going to change about it.

>>383304267
This is your brain on weebshit
Let this post serve as reminder that you should appreciate anything Japanese from a distance, once the years have passed and true classics are discovered.
Ours is an immense cultural gap and forcing yourself to "get it" will effectively make you a pariah.

>>383301862
>>383304267

Let's go over the list of "not x if I like it" series now.

Miyazaki (not anime if I like it)
Watchmen (not capeshit if I like it)
Spec Ops: The Line (not a brown and bloom shooter if I like it)
Dark Souls (not a JRPG if I like it)
Any more for you all to add?

>>383304392
the art style, the lack of female characters, the setting, the characteristics of the characters

the only thing anime about it is that the powers dont make fucking sense and the story is all over the fucking place

>>383298732
Don't know. Not really my type but can't say I hate it as there have been a few games that I've enjoyed that use turn based combat.

>>383305492
If it's Japanese animation, it's anime.

If not, then why can't western-made animations also be considered as anime?

>>383303730
BAD DOG

>>383305393
I don't think there's anything wrong with liking the best a genre has to offer, but no more than that. That just makes logical sense.
Like, if you're only going to like one anime, make it the best one, duh.
Unless you think those things are shit, in which case who cares why they like it, it's shit.

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>>383304932
Watch one episode. I dare you.

>>383304392
It doesn't have enough anime tropes, that seems to be the complaint.

>>383296402
but he played FF7

>>383304705
>>383305017
Not arguments, try again mobile posters.
>>383305031
You are correct about the guy being a filthy commie, but his point stands that when retards are faced with facts, they just ignore them if they don't like them. I was in a thread the other day where people didn't realize how media production worked and when I pointed out the truth to them, they kept going "LOL, YOUR SOURCES DON'T COUNT, I'M RIGHT" because they just couldn't handle being wrong. If anything, the neogaf crowd is the people doing that.
>>383305362
This is probably the most xenophobic post I've heard all day. Ching chongs are so different from us round eyes that just a teeny tiny bit of research on their works makes you crazy?

How hilarious that /v/ complains about normalfags and the like being stupid, but then go crazy when they see a post longer than a twitter comment. Keep in mind half of those "true classics" aren't even any better than anything else that a media form has to offer. This is like saying that you're done with film after watching Citizen Kane. (which, while groundbreaking at the time, is not very special by today's standards)

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>>383303730
>Umaru

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>>383294705
Dunkey has such shit taste in vidya though; He managed to convince himself that Super Mario Sunshine isn't absolute garbage. And I did watch the video but his argument is flimsy at best. He talks about consistency being key with reviews and then immediately talks about how inconsistency is actually a good thing.

>>383305827
I'd rather not. Just the design of that character is annoying, and hearing it with a super high pitched fast ching chong voice would be even worse

>>383305492
Where does this bullshit about anime being all female characters come from? Most shounenshit is about male characters fucking things up. Just open a Shounen Jump or whatever and it's mostly just that. Does everyone's opinion of anime come from the smugh anime girls /v/ posts?

>>383305764
>thinks Dark Souls is the best JRPG ever made
how to spot someone that has played less than 5 JRPGs in their entire life
>inb4 "if I haven't heard of it, it's shit"

>>383306152
>super high pitched fast ching chong voice
Why are westerners so biased against asian voices?

>>383301448
AKIRA

>>383302627
It's criminal that you forgot to mention Cowboy Bebop, Ergo Proxy, and Steins Gate

>>383305935
>>383305935
>weeaboo faggot keeps defending his poorly made life choices
Stop pretending to appreciate Japanese media unless it's heavily westernized slop made directly for you, you filthy fucking gaijin

>>383306609
I have a Japanese wife, too late to quit now.

>>383305935
You're the type of person that even /jp/ laughs at.

>>383306682
>I have a Japanese wife, too late to quit now.
whoa what

you should have mentioned that first

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>>383306321
You are mad at a phantom, anon.
You couldn't have deep cuts without surface-level stuff.
There is no such thing as an object without a surface after all, unless you live in some non-euclidean hellscape.

wtf I love fun now

>>383294705
He should switch off the funny black guy voice when he's making serious videos.

>>383294705
is he "our guy"?

this is literally gamergate

What's the song playing at 2:30 in the video from again?

>>383306440
Because it sounds bad and that's not their natural voice, they do it that way on purpose to sound "cute" when in reality they sound how a screeching child does

So what the fuck is it about Persona 5 that gets everyone into it?

>>383303117
Because PC streaming/recording requires no capture cards and therefore is the obvious and easy choice for anyone to get into. Those that got big likely started from just streaming PC games and continued to do so because that's what their audience likes.

Nintendo's games are exclusive and instantly recognizable, and the company has a good understanding of how to bank on nostalgia. Also, they have a lot of loyal die-hard fanatics -- making it an easy choice for streaming and getting a nice sized audience. It's the same reason a lot of adults still see Disney movies despite them not being very good (They'll continue to assume they are good).

Xbox is literally shit and has zero advantages over Playstation nor any redeemable exclusives -- and thankfully it's dying since it's audience has stopped caring about video games. Sales so ludicrously bad Microsoft stopped releasing sales numbers. Those people also don't give a fuck about watching the games online. Playstation was always a weeb/JRPG machine. Most of it's big exclusives have devolved into terribly unfun triple A schlock, but it's still full of great sleeper hits like the Yakuza series. People don't flock for sleeper hits, though.

>>383305048
Ok, so I got the point. Thanks for verifying.

>>383307195
It's fun. Rent it or something.

>>383307195
Its an okay game with stylish and energetic presentation so people get gripped by it

>>383306682
Damn. You may be an ass, but you're already above most of these virgins if true.

>>383307195
Style, pizazz and simplistic traditional RPG gameplay.

>gaming 'journalism'
I haven't been to a website of that kind in like 3 years
At this point I genuinely believe reading half-shitposting half-serious threads on /v/ is a better way of ascertaining whether a game is good than reviews

>>383303637
His post didn't say that

>>383295270
"Most users" need to kill themselves

>>383306682
does she work at nintendo? if so she might know my dad

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>>383295270
>users

next youre gonna call 4chan a forum

>>383294705
>game critics are shit
in other news the sky is blue

>>383294705
>I hate turn based combat and anime
I hate niggers and donkeys

this guy likes league of legends, his opinion on anything is fucking worthless

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Okay, what are some non-biased completely fair reviewers?

>>383295026
Old underage teenagers would disagree with him.

>/our X/

kill yourselves

>>383307195
I don't get the hype either. But it looks fun, too bad I'll have to pass it off as I'm not going to buy a PS4 for one game.

>>383307773
some anon on 4chan once told me my favorite game is shit and I should kill myself

harsh but fair

>>383307773
I'm literally the only one.

>>383303117
Because only manchilds and autismos are "freelance" game reviewers, guess which two systems have those them in spades?

>>383307773
Someone who hasn't been paid to say certain things, doesn't have predisposed preferences/dislike for certain games

Doesn't exist. The best a reviewer can do is be honest about their convictions and be able to back them up. Everyone has biases.

>>383307765
>this guy got insanely popular off hundreds of League videos

There's a big difference here. I've never seen a video of him admitting to actually liking league (admittedly haven't watched but one or two of those videos), but I did see the last one where he called it tedious, boring shit that caters to retards -- which I can understand having only played ASSFAGGOTS a handful of times and thinking the same thing. He seems to have gotten sick and bored of Overwatch, too, but laid that to rest quietly with his last video.

>>383294705
>don't listen to major game review websites because they're trash
I'd say no shit, but everytime I read a youtube comments section, somebody always brings up review scores.
Also
>e-celeb

>>383301448
Satoshi Kon

So at what point is someone considered an "e-celeb", a certain subscriber/follower count?

>>383302161
>takes MGR at face value
his hateboner for kojima extends to spin offs, cameos and anything that contains metal gears

>>383307765
https://youtu.be/VjzgbZL12VI

>>383308848
I set the bar at 100,000 subscribers and at least a few videos that have hit over 1 million views. Don't know about other anons.

>>383307773

That's a stupid question everyone has biases. A better question would be who is transparent about their biases and express consistent standards for what they do or don't like in a game.

On point.

The metacritic rush is why Nioh is rated as highly as Bloodborne on metacritic, when its shitty enemy variety makes it unbearable by the time you're halfway through the campaign.

>>383307956
It's out on PS3 isn't it

There seems to be a lot of angry game critics ITT

>>383308848
the breaking point is when random people try to shove the guy in your face even though you didn't ask for anything

>>383306796
/jp/ is full of self hating retards that wished their dads and Nihon loved them, so that's not shocking.

>>383306856
Are you implying that Dark Souls is the best because it makes you appreciate Phantasy Star more? Eh, I can't relate to this experience as I played PS before DS. Maybe for newcomers.

>>383294705
>It's a dunkey says shit must people with half a brain already knows and pretends to be intelligent
I wish he would stick to humor, his "serious" videos are always shit.

>>383308689
>playing a game you hate just to get views
sounds just as retarded and cucked. You KNOW better shit exists, yet you still go for the low hanging fruit. I'm sure some will argue you'll get less money, but get a real job if you care about that.

>>383301862
Razorfist is a whiny fagget

>>383302419
people like shows with good, overarching plots focused on a cast of relatable characters that develop relationships and personalities over the course of the series which is less than 1% of all anime ever produced
people don't like waifu tits harem extravaganza #285283523 or nerd gookspeak pop culture big bang theory with lolis #32858235 unless they're desperate virgin neet shut-ins and that's 99% of the shit people will see when they look up anime
that's the difference

>>383309291
Yes

>>383294705
That MK8D video was accurate

>>383308848
An e-celeb is someone that flaunts their popularity without abandon and their goals are to actively seek a spotlight through any means, whether that's 'journalists' and outside online communities.

All other popular youtubers avoiding the spotlight or at the very least putting the audience first are simply entertainers, but honestly it's fine to watch whatever. No one gives a fuck. It's just a basic personal believe of who you believe to be in it to entertain and those you think are just talentless hacks cheating their way to the top.

>>383309915
Well maybe pick it up on the PS3 then

>>383295270
ledditor thinking he's hot shit

>>383307162
A bunch of Japs actually sound like that.
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>>383306846
>autistic faggot mentions he has had sex
>suddenly you're all impressed
High schoolers GTFO, this is not impressive to 90% of the world. Hell, even the autistic fuck known as Bill Gates has a wife.

>>383309998
You should

>>383296201
Who cares about it? Just watch it for the laughs, he and Yahtzee are pretty the only "reviewers" worth seeing thanks to it.