>shopkeeper mocks you for not buying anything

>>383294285
>never shop there again

>mock shopkeeper and OP for being faggots

>>383294285
>we all have those days
shut up old man, I just wanted to see if you had anything else worth buying

bring more macca next time

Just like real life.

>walk in store
>"can i help you with something?"
>n-no I'm just looking around
>they're following me around looking over my shoulder at everything I do
>get uncomfortable and just leave without buying anything
Have fun getting no business I guess.

>>383296736
>walk in store
>"can i help you with something?"
>n-no I'm just looking around
>they're following me around looking over my shoulder at everything I do
>nigger

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>innkeeper steals your heart

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>>383294285
>'What?, Dont waste my time"
Fucking fatass chink, Still shit in other places but that always pissed me off.

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>>383294285
>shopkeeper mocks you for being a british. jewish. catholic, fag

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>shopkeeper mocks you for not buying anything

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>shopkeeper mocks you for buying his junk

>>383299973
>Imgur - _0jsu0xB.jpg

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>>383300270

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>>383294285

>Shopkeeper has a sad undertone because you didn't buy anything

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>>383302145
>CUTE AF Shopkeeper has a sad undertone because you didn't buy anything

>>383298993
i get the others but what did the british do

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>>383294285
>passersby mock your taste in attire

>>383302343
they're pussies

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>shopkeeper ugly as sin.
>somehow still cute

>say to customer as they walk in
>they don't have headphones in or anything
>look at me
>look away
>leave

I just said hi, faggot...

>>383298993
>"I don't like colored folk."
>is a colored folk himself

What did he mean by this?

>>383304047
/pol/ in a nutshell

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>>383302912
>biggest conquering empire in human history
>pussies

>go into a shop and buy something
>"oh thank you!"
>about to leave but see something else but it's too expensive
>"ARGH DONT WASTE MY TIME!"

what an ass.

>>383303059
It's nice to see that Smeagol got his life together and started his business back up.

>>383304652
Not sure you're spelling Mongols correctly Britfag.

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>>383294285
>Shopkeeper trapped outside his shop
>Help him get in after getting the key
>Shopkeeper is happy to open his business again
>Visit him and look through his stuff
>Leave without buying anything
>"Bah. Don't waste my time".
I don't think I've ever wanted to kill an NPC more than that blacksmith.

>>383294285
>buy something
>shopkeeper complains as if you didn't buy anything

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>>383294285
>Tfw you buy a product with pork in it at the shop run by muslims and you realise they were probably secretly judging you

>>383303059
>Vee hee hee...

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>buy nothing
>shoplifters kids die

>>383305685
>giving a shit about what subhumans think of you

>>383305685
if they're selling you pork they might as well be eating it. they don't give a fuck

>>383296736
>walk in
>Do you have any tube socks?
>No.
>Oh that's what I was looking for.
>leave

>>383305385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires

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>>383303059
Probably smells like shit hanging out in sewers all day. 0/10 not even best souls girl.

>>383310341
why would the sewers smell ?
i doubt anyone has used their toilets in ages in this setting

>Need rope to make sick armor in Witcher 3
>Rope is impossible to find anywhere, cant craft it either for some reason despite being able to craft string, thread, and other similar shit
>One forlorn, random shopkeeper in some backwater city sells rope

Okay.